summer vs winter edition
>>222168768haha the globe do work like that
>>222168768the right for me
>>222168768science can't explain that
get her wanked
I feel like it's way darker than that at 8pm in DecemberIt dark from like half 4
>>222168748nigga looks like quandale dingle
mumberg and sisterberg conspiring against me
>>222168801
the legend of raper a link to the arse
picking the poo apart
>>222168816Gentle femdom threesome on the cards?
>>222168846dont get this i dont get this
>>222168846die
home from toil at last *removes pink frilly women's knickers and lays on couch*
>>222168846Thought that might have been a Debian logo from the thumbnail Imagine my disappointment
rorke is going mental because nowaks sister has a niglet kid
>>222168873theyre farting on his face keq
>>222168846ktim
im a zoomer who has tons of sex unlike millenials
poo wanking
>>222168875*braps on your face*
Hey guys it’s me vikkstar123
>>222168846screa
might try to dedicate 30-45 mins each night to cleaning the incelflat and see where we are at the weekend
I could take your brain out of your skull right now, and hold it in the palm of my hand.Everything you have ever experienced is the size of a grapefruit.
rorke on a mad one
>>222168903im a zoomer who has no sex ever with anyone
>>222168768Winter in this country truly is shit
Catbergs like NOOOO STOP CUDDLING ME and I'm like no and you're powerless to stop me
jeffrey epscream
>>222168953could fit your cock under my fingernail
What's the fastest you've ever driven /brit/?
>>222169000i havent driven /brit/
fucked to think sometimes people just get stabbed for no reason by browns
>>22216900070mph per THE LAW
When Ellie Fanning was 20 she dated a lad who's 12 years older than her. Oh my daaaaaaayz!
proto gf sure loves her voice messages
>>222169000hit the 3rd gear once, almost shat my pants
>>222169018erm it's justice for colonialism chud
>>222168801>>222168821
>>222169027>>>/u/
Like 160km/ph
>>222169028Leftypol calling him a "literal paedo"
NEVER POO SCREAMED IN MY LIFE
... scored a reasonably early bedtime wearing my excellent glasses watching live ATP/WTA tennis on sky sports tennis on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>222169045
>>222169064the one on the right is an evil whore
>>222169064shes perfect
Officer Mudskipper emerges from your Tudor garden hedge like a silk road salamander. Her angry, lazy eyes pivoting like a chamelon's - searching for your racist transgressions
>>222169064she's so cool
>>222169064
Can we stop pretending that Ireland is its own country literally the only difference is that they write their street signs in a language no one speaks it’s ran by the same mason shadow government as the rest of the “independent” colonies
>this peng fujoshi is prolly among us
>>222169064ruby offscreen to the left
so fucking anxious
>>222169088How so
sunny today but not too warm. enjoyable walking weather.
remember 2010
>>222169096brit police are so unserious looking they need to bin those hats at least
The fact is you can't shag raccoonsIt's not allowed
my bumhole has gotten tighter
>>222169125have you even tried?
>>222169117It's okay now it was hoying it down this morning
>>222169125you caneasier than shagging a woman in fact
>>222169154would it be?pretty sure isabeau is more of a slag than alysa
>>22216900075mph in a 70
>>222169113
Genuinely retarded that you use mph like a bunch of yanks
>>222169175What's she supposed to have done wrong here
>>222169146thank you for the insight but I do not understand your usage of slang.
>>222169195shagged many people and none of them were me
it ain't coming home
>>222169190The great British mile
Interesting how all the main figures of early (non-marxist) socialism like Fourier and Proudhon were countersemites.
>>222169220ok
>>222169220Is it interesting? I'd say it's quite boring
>>222169210Initial reports said that Ivan Toney was a suspect but that was quickly scrapped when they realised he can't shoot for shit
>>222169220yeah mad that *turns 360 degrees and walks away*
>>222169121First World Cup I watched
>>222169243Lash this one in the group chat and watch the reacts come in
>>222169243wahey
>Go on then. Get on your knees and say it.
>>222169256usa 94 for me
[To the tune of I Want To Break Free by Queen]I WANT TO HAVE SEEEEX!
why tf are all these whores located in central london? why can't i just go to some dodgy street for a quickie in my car
I'm 34 years young. I'm still hip! I'm still cool!
>>222169272alysa hun i think we've got a problem with rubyi need you to teach her how to eat a mans arse
>>222169287do they do femdom
Yooooo reading the count of monte cristo this nigga braaaaaaazy
>They accuse Sullivan of sexually exploitative and predatory behaviour, including pressuring them for sex during business meetings, where he offered to boost their careers if they slept with him or gave him oral sex.is that illegal?
>>222169105ireland isn't even it's own country a quarter of it is still british soil
izzat is kinda cool, its prob the best way to cope. Indians really are ahead of the curve
>>222169111whats wrong chicken x
huge fire/explosion in south london
>>222169332
First World Cup i watch was 2014 all of them since have been shit wish I saw 2006 when Australia did well but I was 4
>>222169327We more or less had it here then shame got thrown out the window and now everyone just does what they want
>>222169301corrr I reckon Alysa is a tremendous arse eater
>>222169332WHERE'S THE P'S FOR GRENFELL TREZZA??
>>222169340nigga born in 2002 and is a regular adult in the real world. cant be reyt
>>222169340I never really cared about it before I watched it with /sp/
https://www.reddit.com/r/london/comments/1u0d2m1/wtf_happened/?sort=newleddit freaking out
>>222169210It's coming home (in a body bag)
>wish I saw 2006 when Australia did well but I was 4
>>222169390be honest did you see the smoke too and go straight to reddit as well?
pooing into my hand and using it as lube because i ran out of sandpaper
>>222169390i can see it from my window too
>>222169121In 2010 I was posting on /b/ (back when it was less shit) but not /sp/ (I don't know if /sp/ existed back then). But for the 2014 world cup I was posting on /sp/.
>>222168768
evens i go for a long walk and then watch tv and play games until i go to bed and try to sleepodds i relapse on the booze
A SHAHED JUST FLEW OVER MY 6 MILLION POUND PENTHOUSE
>>222169420an american posted this in the last threadi don't get ityou baffle me
>>222169405yes
>>222169340how can you say the most recent final was shit? that was the most kino footy match in history argentina vs angola--i mean france
>>222169444corr
Let’s get this damn NaM spam
Well?
>>222169433they love their sense of warm climate acclimatisation superiority
>>222169459need my mouth glued to her right left nipple PRONTO
>>222169444what is the point of this
>>222169459i doubted him when he said he enlarged a woman's breasts
>>222169459he really can make them bigger
>>222169444why does he look strange. apart from the lip thing I mean
>>222169468hehe. smart.
>>222169468because they value truth and objectivity
>>222169468God just made us that way.
>>222169444leftypol went mad about the enemies in resident evil 5 being racist but nope turns out they just look like that
I demand liberty
Bitches call me pagpag cause I'm eaating ass everyday
>>222169468Diego reciting some "theology" crap he read to try to disprove this
>>222169468because this is your average christian these days
shouting internally
>>222169530bitches be gap gaps these days fr
>>222169340was 9 in 2006, remember the explosion of edits after zidane's headbutt well
this is a triphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1fc-h018Uo
SEX 21: BBQ BBC
sucking a pinot grig
stardew valley sex mods
Sucking a pinoy fanny
>>222169588what do they let you do
>>222169468they’re not, they’re just more autistic https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7239797/
How the heck do parents afford private school fees?
>>222169605rape a turnip
>>222169459Really not a fan of the fat brown slag archetype
raping a turnip
no i dont want apple and google seeing all my photos thank you
lol
>>222169623I am. She looks soft and horny
>>222169645whats that then some sort of fire
>>222169611Sex work
>>222169657bbc
>>222169637its a good play ngl you cant publicly argue against this without looking like a nonce
>>222169678?
Sometimes I just don’t even click post anymore
>>222169645Howling, get that gay shitehole nuked
>>222169694same i lowkey just be reading more than posting
>>222169694let's make that a habit
>>222169645oh no that's my house
But then how will people know your dogshit opinions and personal vignettes
>>222169723i only really read my own posts
in need of an easy trick. doctors hate me.
our big div
>>222169735You live in a London fireworks warehouse?
i'm the bestest musician ever and every song on the radio is a RIPOFF of one of my songs!!!!
>>222169769cute monkeys
good times for a change
>>222169645lol, lmao even
do white europeans not play footy anymoreall your teams are BLACKEDi'm an argie rapefugee btw all our teams are homegrown favelados
>>222169789You could say... that the world is a vampire...
>>222169803biomass getting bombarded by scorching scrap SCREAMING
>>222169794repulsive creature
>>222169814only england and france really
makes you think doesn't it
dark fruits weather this
hate toil so fucking much
>>222169823what a retarded question
>>222169823gilfs should be forced to host young male neets in their manor houses
>>222169840spain in a woodpile
>>222169842bout what?
>>222169842it doesn't make me think
>>222169875>>222169880cucumber is a berry but we don't call it cucumberry but strawberry isn't a berry and we don't call it strawcumber
>>222169823It's crazy how selfish boomers in this country are
>>222169900ok
>>222168800Just noticed that "pen" comes from French "pene" which means feather!The current Portuguese word for feather is "pena"
>>222169823boomers are evil
She is literally me :3
Fun fact gourds like cucumber and watermelon are the only fruits that do not come from wood branches they also grow and the floor
cherryberry
>>222169867https://soundgasm.net/u/LurkyDip/The-Complete-Sweet-Innocent-Old-Lady-Saga
Just had an epic wank
>>222169900corr thats mental scr
scranning a rorkerberry
>>222169900
>>222169922need her fucked off into the sun
>>222169823Rorke not realising this would mean moving out of his smelly childhood bedroom
>>222169637They want to stop the devices from being able to display pornographic content, but the content doesn't necessarily have to be stored and scanned. They're going to watch the screen content 24/7 and process it on the device?
>>222169868
>>222169210I fell sorry for the national teams that were placed in the godforsaken midwest
Saveloy up the arse
well said
>>222169948What a classic. I wonder what he's up to these days
i have a pen i have a appleURgh apple pen
>>222169823lol at Gen Z runts
>>222169975>>222169981
saveloy hivemind
>>222169957Why?
we tufnell posting then
do northerners really not have saveloys
nobody uses the term sjw anymore, due to woke
>>222169975>>222169981is /brit/ all bots
I'm picking a chip to go up my arse before a battered sausage don't care about the official rankings
>>222170030gp
>>222170010tory twat
what's wrong with rug munching?it means eating pussy right?
going to watch the northman (2022)
>>222169981surely it'd be mushy peas
curry sauce enema on the cards
fair suck of the saveloy mate
shaking my rotund arse
>>222170052Based and meadpilled
>>222170050you're unsuccessful in your personal life and career
ramming a portion of rock and chips up my arse
>>222170050anly battyman e go dan on de woman
What’s a saveloy?
havent eaten in 30 hours except energy drink
>>222170050no it means actually putting a carpet in your mouth and chewing it
>>222170052half of the chuds on X said the northman was anti-white propagandaother half said it was a brilliant and pro-whitenot seen it myself
>>222170109what southerners think a sausage is
are there oportunitys for unkilled british men abroad
>>222170094how did you know that?
>>222170134my cousin is a miner in oz
>>222170121its just a normal film that has an all white cast
it tuesday
>>222170134yeah, teaching english in cambodia
>>222170157Nah it’s no
Lads, I'm about 2/3rds through the book for this cunt fucking clubThe main character would genuinely fucking fit in /brit/.She's more autistic than spaino
>>222170171
>>222170164i cant talk and write hwell
>>222170134bwc in jav movies
>>222170109bit like a frankfurterred and long and a bit floppy sometimesweird rubbery foreskin on it
>>222170175you're unsuccessful in your person and professional life
>>222170157
Disclaimer:Many of the posts carried out in this general are dangerous and we're carried out by professionals. Do not try to copy them.
toil is significantly more tolerable when you have cute female colleagues
>>222170197
I friggin assed it all cody Take a xanax and chill out gram
>we're carried out by professionals
>>222170191you know how roads are made of melted down nigerians?guess what the white stuff is they use to make the markings on the roads
>>222170238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PC6f-opugqY
Right, can I get your opinion on what you would do if you were me, who recently purchased my first home on a busy main road?
>>222170246Rum joint they'e in
Rorke wearing a captains armband to play football in the park with his mates
>>222170303Well said Tim
i hate being white, i wish i was at least a spicy "white" like italian or greek, instead im some lame timmy with skin that burns and turns pink
>>222170303>u*
>>222170303>u*s
>>222170266are you saying i should do onlyfanS? do you mean cum
>>222170303Well said Timbo
>>222170303this is like when they made the american office and completely ruined it
>>222170222>trips of fuckling FAKE NEWS
>>222170345got her arse cheeks out hasn't she
activeeeeeee
>>222170366>He hasn't seen the Australian version of The Office
singing the willy wanking song
literally what was the human race thinking with this
*enters thread at a funny angle*
>>222168768that's right motherfuckers. and my birth month is this month, the month of June. The BEST month. y'all motherfuckers just can't compare to it really. the best month. clears the others by far. we got sunshine out here and long days like a motherfucker.
>>222170412>There are no jobs but don't worry guys here's a chatbot
>>222170422
>>222170406just watched the trailer and want to die
>>222169064isabeu~
>>222170406>oi Damo you dog's cunt, you put my steypler in vegemite again didnaye!?
>>222170426fuck off mate, it's pissing down
Adolf Hitler
>>222170446get a pair of ice skates and a dress on him
>>222170461A golf putter
>>222170447Hahaha now we can both suffer
>>222170461heatherfungus
>>222169209you know alysa was doing the exact same thing dont you
>>222170471Mad that there’s people who watch this shite
>>222170493yeah but she wasn't bragging about it
big fan of boobs me
>>222170520ok but shes a run-through whore, just making sure you know that
bring back winter
>>222170412>AI tutorcan guarantee it will be some outdated model that will spew bullshit at them
>>222170412What does this even mean
Got a knob like a cocktail sausageGot bollocks like maltesersThats my life
think im actually dying of weakness
>>222170544love maltesers me
>>222169121THERE WILL BE NO SOVL THIS WORLD CUP
>>222169209isa was just collecting pins and meeting new people, sheltered ice brat finally saw the world and in yank fasion ate it all up. also raced carts around the olympic grounds
>>222170528yes but like i said she wasn't bragging about it therefore i can pretend it did not happenwhich means in a very real sense that it actually didn't happen
>>222170544would scran your cock and bollocks
>>222170537As opposed to the full spec bleeding edge model that will spew bullshit at them
>>222170544get it caged for the femdom lasses
>>222170572the world's copest man
*walks across to the new thread in a straight line*
>>222170412SACKTHIS CLOWN NOW
>>222170628>>222170628>>222170628
>>222170593i would enjoy this!
>>222170539Kids on free school meals will have to do a captcha to get the food now like how we do them to post on here
>>222170589that would be slightly less bullshitty at leastbut in general I am against ai
>>222168768here's a 4pm december shot from where I live
