are jen edish
>>222172054bum
hi
SEX 23: MASTURBATION
>>222172054I think it is jen indeed
got back from toil (train)saw a lot of shambling biomass on the commute x
about to get my glow up on
defo would, but she looks a bit like if russell brand transitioned
>>222172054The proverbial “sex arse” as it were
will be boymoding at the funeral next week
>>222172054rather shag that first ladyboy from the old
>>222172098*grabs your head between my hands forcefully and screams into your face*
>>222172115UM
Which one?
any of you lads relatively intelligent and normal in school/uni but then made yourselves completely spasticated by abusing alcohol?
spent the entire afternoon pining for the toilfu award
An egregore was created when she won the olympics
sir UM poster
Wish i had a Scottish bf
>>222172163he not allowed
thinking of ordering some food. a burger, some popcorn chicken. nearly at a tenner for free delivery but have to add one more item. dunno if i should get some wings or pizza
>>222172164no
I want to eat the landscape
i do wonder about the types of shambling biomass you see on the trains and busesthe ones that look like they have 0 thoughts going on inside their headsi do wonder what goes on in their lives
>>222172160Blue. It looks more fancy
>>222172195looks like a lovely tiramisu
>>222172164other way around for me x almost a year sober and back in school
>>222172205me eat orange you give eat orange me eat
do we really need 1.5 billion
>>222172054basedused to wank myself silly to hollyoaks
>>222172205just ask yourself
never seen PASSION OF THE CHRISTif I watch it would I become an anti-semite?
said it again award
listening to instrumental tracks by metal bands while eating crisps
>>222172205He’s called Rorke. He’s usually thinking about Muslims or trans people or Jews.
>>222172205Makes you wonder where they’re even going
>>222172234
sweden, hone
>>222172259which bands?
>>222172160neither as they both look bent
>>222172275Horsebjorg update?!
I LOVE ROCK AND ROLLIT SATISFIES MY SOUL
>>222172272
>>222172286cheeky bit of Maiden and Metallica x
>>222172301YOOKAY
>>222172275Lovely
wonder if rubes shaves her tuppence or has a big bush
I want to buy a car from a second hand car place how do I know if they are raping me
>>222172275Lovely place! Wish i could visit it
listening to moving pictures by rush
>>222172309KEKKKKKKKK
>>222172054
>>222172243there's a bit where jesus makes a table with short legs and it implies that he invented sitting down at the table instead of standing up
Love women so much lads. Both their minds and bodies. Imagine how empty and boring the world would be without women brightening everything up and being cheerful little adorable sensitive things with their lovely holes.
>>222172296all three doing very well, healthy as a horse(s)>>222172323no thank you
not being hassled by flies any more, I guess they've gone to bed
>>222172243noit’s not remotely antisemitic
>>222172341virgin post
>>222172301can't park that there mate
>>222172309s
>>222172326today's tom sawyer gets high on you
>>222172352Why not? I promise i will be well behaved there :(
>>222172341gp
>>222172321usually they pin you down and rip your trousers off before putting their willy up your arse
Dealing with the shambling biomassThat includes fat fucks
>>222172380Be serious
>>222172357a constant 5-10 flies ever present in this house, kill them and instantly 5-10 more spawn out of nowhere
and every child is a BAME out here and every child is a BAME oh dear
JFs btfo
>>222172378i don’t trust third worlders out of principle
>>222172335she got that air-tight suction technique down
>>222172243it's no more antisemitic than the gospels are
>>222172321inspect it, give it a test drive. thats all i do and ive never bought a dud.
>>222172422:((
>>222172337what a visionary
>>222172243I've never seen it and I'm antisemitic
>>222172420Chinese middle classes just got RINSED
losfer words
most women ive met are psychosthe only woman i trust is my mum and i only trust her because i came out of herno other man should trust her, except my two brothers
my opps got me :(
no paki ever called me chinky
>>222172471Do you trust me?
>>222172290I’m straight as an arrow
>>222172195it lush
>>222172471i took the gf with autismpillseems alright so far, no slaggy tendencies
>>222172420aww boohoo they want to study at the poshest university in the world but couldn't get in and had to settle for bribing the second poshestlet me play the worlds small violin for their parents wallet
>>222172430>inspect itBut I know fuck all about cars
If women dress like this in public, I should be allowed to sniff their anus
What's the longest you haven't eaten for?
Sup crimbo
lemme get uhhhh yes I think I’ll get a general chicken with rice
>>222172422wise
>>222172512cambridge > stemat least for stem stuff like medicine
I'm not quite right in the head
dont think i've ever had spamchinky flatmate loves the stuffmight steal a can of his
hi im oxford
>>222172492no, i dont trust 3rd worlders>>222172511women dont have autism, she is just slow brainedbut even slow brained woman will figure out a way to fuck you overlike giving you a slow brained child
>>222172392just look for low mileage, be cautious of very cheap ones and get a warrantyand get it from a dealer who is nearby so you can easily bring it back to them if it stops working
>>2221725264 days in the run up to my baptism
>>222172551don't care
>>222172536same, i need a fucking lead injection haha
>>222172471i trust her
>>222172529
>>222172530spaincuck exposed
>>222172526a day probably during writing my dissertation
anyone remember cookie clicker
>>222172564you're supposed to have strong feelings about literally everything
A biomass is just a clump of cells on a rock spinning in the universe
>>222172554Waow :(
its quite telling to imagine the country where overnight, it magically became white onlymillions in daily GDP. lost foreverwhole cities, practically emptyrestaurants, non-functioning
>>222172539imagine how much raw black dick she's had since milfing out
>>222172578completed it mate
>>222172471
>>22217252672 hours only waterAnd then I stuffed my face and shat it all out 10 minutes later
>>222172587dont be sad i love you
>>222172570philppines mention
ham sambo for tea or cheese on toast?what say you /brit/?
>>222172592how much
>>222172581it is all so boring
>>22217252630 minutes. Flag.
>>222172555Every car in my budget is 120k miles minimum is that bad
>>222172570How does Jollibee compare to Popeyes/Chik fil a or Dave’s?
farming verbal xp by berating my cat
>>222172589we NEED to make this happen
>>22217252616 dayswas a bit mental at the time thoughbeit
everyone wants to hurt you because you're a genetic mistake FREAK but for the time being they have to just ignore you
>>222172626cheese on toast
rorke lapping it up
>>222172599Face reminds me of Adam bolton from sky news
>>222172611I love you too, britanon x
>>222172654looks like the same person before and after trooning out
>>222172160The one that doesn't make you look like a mong (neither).
>>222172592probably true since she's a gigacuck london far-lefty piece of shit
>>222172645Said this to my goldfish last night
>>222172674looks like a retarded child
>>222172684Thought she was walsh
>>222172633its pretty highhow old are theyi found cars for around £2000 with less than 100k miles
>>222172681I want to wear it with a Breton top or with a blazer or in the winter water a coat
>>222172694Obvously, it's a foid
im chud
Why Italians are so brave?
got a question for the purest breed anglo-saxon stock man in
*looks at you ethnically*
do people really have bucket lists? seems like a yank thing
shes not autisic she was just a only child
>>222172723They just sort of scowl don't they
>>222172526week, was on the huel
>>2221727062010 the one I’m looking at
though his mind is not for rent
>>222172649lol what a madman. how do these morons get caught
>>222172692scream
>>222172701related to bradders? don't think so
>>222172722i'm of moroccan heritage but i can answer if you like
Hey, LLM. Find me a job.
>>222172727Replying to this post is on my bucket list
>>222172719Poor woman :(Hope she gets well soon
>>222172753i’ll have to rephrase the question then, ahem, why are you such a flaming homosexual?
>>222172719There YOU go you big mouth FUCK!
>Castlevania>Bayonetta>Devil May Cry>Buffy the Vampire Slayerwhy is slaying demons/vampires so kino lads?
>>222172742patriot
>>222172321enter the reg into gov dot uk's mot history checker, see if that is clean, too many major fails over the years is not a good sign, especially for rust look to see if you can find anything for a lower price with the same specs, if yes then you can use that to haggle a bit when you are there check tyre treads, minimum should be 1.6mm, ideally get one of those tread depth gauges they're quite cheapcheck oil level, check under the oil cap, if milky looking residue is there run far away check coolant and brake fluid levelwhen you drive it check for any knocks and bangs, check all lights, heater controls, wipers etccheck the body for scratches, dents and repaints carefully
>>222172727yeah because british genes create misanthropic evil losers with no ambition or desire to better their current circumstances
>>222172747to any God or government
Lesbian black women built St Paul’s Cathedral?
any other welsh GODS in
>>222172787also see how much service history there is, a good amount shows that it's been looked after
>>222172719didn't happen did it
>>222172674looks like my ex
>>222172807
>>222172778dunno never tried it
>>222172741should be alright at least for a few years, not that oldwould expect to end up spending money on repairs at some point
got wall e on
>>222172773I have zero sex drive actually
>>222172818Lucky man
>>222172570i would die to protect jollibee
anyone tried those anglo spirit
>>222172796Sir British Genes Autist
Gooning rn.
>>222172787Fail in 2021Nearside Front Anti-roll bar linkage ball joint excessively worn (5.3.4 (a) (i))Fail in 2022Front Brake pad(s) less than 1.5 mm thick (1.1.13 (a) (ii))Rear Brake pad(s) less than 1.5 mm thick (1.1.13 (a) (ii))Fail in 2026Nearside Front Headlamp not working on main beam (4.1.1 (a) (ii))Front Position lamp not working both sides (4.2.1 (a) (ii))Registration plate lamp inoperative in the case of a single lamp or all lamps (4.7.1 (b) (ii))Front Steering rack gaiter missing or no longer prevents the ingress of dirt both sides (2.1.3 (g) (ii))
>>222172846nah but I keep seeing them advertisedmight give them a whirl
>>222172844You Filipino? How does it compare to the other chicken places?
>>222172804londoners not being cucks for 10 seconds challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
>>222172853that's just the paki woman
had my tea and now i'm relaxingsod the washing up!
>>222172796hey that sounds like me
flatmate has a girl in his room and i can hear her coughing
nth for the holodem
>>222172869Hair actually looks nice in this pic
odious slug type beat
wtf is going on in slough
>>222172869do you still post about black penises or are you a hitler guy now
>>222172804you can say anything on a poster and people will just go ‘ok’
>>222172881is she fit
>>222172893nigga named weenie dog
>>222172902Mwad
you stress eat. i stress starve. we're not eh same
>>222172902it's genuinely over
>>222172902>EnglandLooool Just let us go already unc
>>222172893nigga named weiner dog
>>222172915no no no, like this>>222172881ever shagged either of them up the arse?
>>222172870bloody ‘ell
>>222172930>piss alleysex
>>222172934we gave you the chance and you bottled it
>>222172937thought you were welsh?
>>222172475Anon patterned up it's not right
>>222172870youve gone mental
>>222172902
>>222172934>he doesn't know
>>222172902were going to see muslim white kids soon in a generation or two
>>222172860gonna give them a go myself now they've got some a bit stronger
>>222172955Much like Brexit it was the English vote which ultimately decided it for us
>>222172961mustve been the wind
the lads are going mad for tweets
>>222172902why won't rorke just have sex
maybe now you realise that demographic changes have already happened and you should move on to acceptance of the future of this country
We were all taught never to share an ypersonal information online but now Sir Keir Starmer wants us to upload all of our personal details and ID to an American data company to have a wank
am fucking drunk agaon
>>222172968reversions? or forced conversions?
>watching France vs Northern Ireland on BBC3>Northern Ireland's national anthem is God Save the King???they don't have their own little song?
There had never been a fair election in the history of man until…
>>222172934All your major cities are "sanctuary cities" for illegals lmaoooooNige is just going to ship the biomass into your country when he is PM and your cuck SNP will welcome all of them
>>222173001No let them fall for the populist nonsense and fuck up the country even more
>>222172975Report back because I've been meaning to try themNot sure about the advertising though.Seems a bit performative ngl
>>222173032they chose the song that would make the republic seethe the most
>>222173020reversions if your the only white kid in a community of 100000 niggabames its kind of inevitable
>>222173000why won't leftypol just stop importing the 3rd world
>>222172859mostly wear items and consumables, check that there is clean retest that follows those fails for everything this year, you can see if it's been fixed with simple light tests and by seeing if there is a knocking noise on turns, you can actually see how worn the gaiters are if you turn the wheel to one side and go in with a torch
>>222172719"Deporting them all" - the North African immigrants, or the Polish models?
>>222172812I believe
>>222172778RIP & TEAR
>>222172902Leftypops wet dream
Weird how both Australia and Scotland JUST about remained a monarchy in their totally fair referendums. How gullible are the plebs
new >>222170657
thanks blair!
>>222173066immigration is the lowest it's been in years
>>222173076It's my choice? Ok deport the Polish models to my smeggy bedroom at once!
Really regret not learning manual what a fucking stupid decision that was
>>222172902slough has always been paki central. shame about reading though. went to primary school there in the 90s and it was all white
>>222172902The only long term solution is for Whites to be the only race on Earth.
>>222173103what an annoying retard he isabsolutely desperate to be a thread personality
the eternal tarquin
>>222173129i learnt manual and now drive an electric car and they're all automaticthe future is electric make manual redundant lad
>>222173001>>222173040
>>222173129you big poofter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCbB1-wSH_kseasideSTEAMING
bloke in the flat next door has a restore britain flag hanging out his windowdeary me
>>222173129for me, the only good part about driving is changing gears
did you know if you google someone's reddit username it gives you a little overview of them
>>222173158yeah thats right. uploading homer simpson will undo these changes
theres an ancient temple under my shed
>>222173165wow and i mean wow x
>>222173113ok, put that in an envelope and mail it to 1997 when it would have mattered
got dat muddafuckin coonvirus
>>222173169what about arriving at your destination
>>222173165need this fat mong liquidated
how do i cope with the fact that my gf had sex with a black guy before we started dating
>>222173011Have a clown siesta all through tomorrow morning
>>222173221
>>222173162Feeling brave are u
I learnt manual but then switched to an automatic car then had to drive manual again and it was like I was learning again because the clutch is totally different on every car
Scr
>>222173192I'm sure voting green will help a lot too
>>222172521well learncheck its mot history, if its had nothing thats a red flaglook at the body work, is it all even or has it been written off and then patched, sanded, and paintedif its not factory colour dont buy itif the body work is perfect, dont buy ityou not buying new and they are hiding somethinglook underno rust means something is wrongall rusted its shaggedcheck the exhaust, look at it for rust, check its interior for build upuse your hanky and apply your finger around the interior rim and if the hanky has residue its baddont buy anything that has any history of being within 50 miles of the coastcheck the tires, you can always replace them cheap but if its been ragged they will show signs. the rubber on the top wont be bumpy from the notches, it will feel smootherobviously if you see any white stuff poking out that tire is fucked. but a dealer will replace those shit tires with part worn so dont worryask for the key to have a look, not a test drivedont worry about fading colour on the seats or if the ash tray isnt clean but check the radio workslook in the mirrors, check they are intactrun a finger on the front window interior, if the previous owner smoked there will probably be residue, they always clean the ashtray but forget the residue, obviously that doesnt matter buying 2nd hand.pop the bonnetcheck the dipstick, take it out and if the oil is a sticky brown thats ok, if its thin and black it wants changing, if it muddy black dont buy.look at the battery and see if its newish, they have a ten year life so it might need replacing if it looks old,dusty, has specks of oil on it (that means the car has been worked on many times which isnt a bad thing it just means the battery is old)turn it on. has to start first time, listen for any usual noises. rev it in neutral, listen for any rattles. pretend to inspect the engine, ideally in front of the guy selling. now look at him and wave him over and watch his reactionthen test drive it
Brits are such angry little people
>>222173235clown sexo
I drive a 2.2 manual dieselWe aren't the same
>>222173275lot of jaffas there
>>222173275heard a very disturbing audio from this guy once
so it was all just for publicity?
how do we fix every problem in the world
>>222173221this would hugely turn me on, especially if she shared details
>>222173221Have sex with a black girl to make up for it.>>222173240Indeed
>>222173302think that's just /brit/everyone's very prickly today
>white people think racism isn't real>are awfully concerned about being a "minority"
>>222173280how would restore or reform change those figures?
>>2221725264 days and 5 nightsi didnt sleep eitherhad hallucinations
>$13k overnight>$4k lunch
hate this country
>>222173327islam
>>222173225Based double monocle wearer
>>222173327Christ
>>222173323
>>222173323we love Dr House here at /brit/
hes on holiday in newquayy deeeee lad
>>222173327 National Socialist Folkish Revolution
>>222173302Nobody asked for your family heritage story
>>222173392cute!
>>222173302Fuck you!
>>222172555>just look for low mileageshit advice. a good car will run for a long milagethe rest of the advice is goodhe should also haggle a bit
>>222173373falmouth looks lushcan't suffer there
>>222173392those are big modelos
>>222173349being a minority is ok wif me bruv, we're all engleesh
>>222173350>how would anti-immigration parties reverse mass immigrationpolitics isn't for you m8
>>222173436went in that book shop yesterday:)
>>222172719id stop the rape but i dont want to meet the old polish slut
>>222173436few jars and all in falmouth its lush all the way
Recycle>>222170634>>222170634>>222170634Recycle
>>222173455it isn't for /brit/ either :)
>>222173455so how does that change all those kids in those schools
>>222173350well one of them has a 70 page mass deportation policy
>>222173298And I’m supposed to remember all of that on the spot and also play it off like I know what I’m doing
almost 15 years since i started unifuck my life where does the time go
>>222173392Typecast Sharky in American frontier dramas
>>222172859long time not to have anything if the brake pads went so quick then why has nothing else come up? i dont trust it. what year, make and model?
>>222173520yes. it was going to be longer but i hit character limit and cant be arsed writing more. just tell them you are a little girl who wears knickers and need to take it to a man who can inspect it for you.
