oooo edition
the rope I tell ya
Oooooooooi
>>222176555oouuu shii
>>222176586*streams it on spotify*
>>222176555Foden ferret
>>222176596:/
the mastermind
>>222176591i was making a pun on his namei don't care for football
I'm choosing to believe this video is authentic
*starts swaying my hands while holding a chop stick like i am conducting music* rorke and leftypol both dancing to my tune
>>222176596the raped rorke theory
hurt people hurt people
mr krum.... the chinese fireball.... oooooo!
dont like any of these posts
2 hours till i go back in to workstill dying of anxiety over getting let go due to my part in a large work order needing to be redone but since my direct bossberg is out for the week i bet i'll be left in limboso fucking scared
nth for the holodem
>>222176610i love its little scamper up the hill
The richest man in the world? Elon Rorke.
Last night in Spain, pondering on a visit from a lady of the night de lads. Thoughts?
>>222176629australia looks so bbc only its unreal
>>222176629they all look the same
bed soon. big day tomorrow
>>222176600
>>222176618Oh.. ohhhh
might buy a onesie
having a gf fucking sucks most of the time by the way. if you're a lonely incel who gets to play video games all day you're probably better off than having a gf in 2026
>RORKE, DID YOU JUST DO A RACIS?.....
>>222176452>>222176475noif someone is 'bullying' you then you need to stand your ground in that momentletting yourself be abused and then ruminating over it later on and desiring 'revenge' post hoc is loser behaviourif you feel that someone had terribly wronged you in the past and it still irks you to the point you feel that you need to settle a grievance, then at least do it like a man and find themotherwise you're just wasting your energy
>>222176659end it Vikram
>>222176659seeing an ai generated white woman and immediately thinking of a black man's penis is the brownest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life
>>222176651:)
>>222176644hopefully you wont be
>>222176689snood
what do we all do when AI takes our jobs
>>222176692TRVKE
trying to make the toilfu obsessive by being nice and mean in quick succession . she'll work harder to figure me out i give her emotional whiplash
ed edd n eddyfunny......
>>222176629indian man made this
>>222176710wank myself silly
rork rorke and rorkey
>>222176687What about the COOM tho. No replacement for a real woman huh
@grok please making ai woman bbc please grok
>>222176658what kind of seal is that
>>222176710just wank all dayno change for most, basically
hold tight the gay porn massive
>>222176636The uchiha incarnate this post
>>222176710im on PIP and UC
>>222176629For me it's Scotland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doz1QJ7LwjA
>>222176629usa is just denise richardsany time for a foreigner thinks of a scottish girl it's just brave. so far removed from reality
>>222176658You don't fear STDs?
raccooned
>>222176658Get some cocaine in ya and see where the night takes you
learning a language is such bullshit I hate it
>>222176707
>>222176767probably won't...
>>222176767scream
>>222176729real sex is not that great
>>222176730king
>>222176770Qué idioma?
>>222176658what kind of dog is this?>Thoughts?any drugs involved perhaps?
not clicking that
the watchhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/otZdfiDN8UM
>>222176762
>>222176793nigga said>Hello @grok
This as well looks authentic to me
>>222176793raorong
>>222176767Rorke circa. 1889
>>222176819
5 years in the can…
>>222176569I think it's a good argument. It points out the irony of an attitude which says "we don't want anything foreign" when a lot of what we already enjoy in England came from abroad. Every country is a melting pot really.
>>222176730>>222176793Mughal Khagan
>>222176838fucking scream
>>222176798Wot
>>222176793we need a million more so we can get a higher GDP NOW
I can't post
>>222176786Biggest cope of all time. It's literally the only reason every human that has ever existed was made. It is the one thing that makes life worth living. Everything you do is designed to help you get sex or imitate it in some way.
>>222176843>an attitude which says "we don't want anything foreign"no one thinks this you made it up
>>222176843boring faggot be quiet*rapes you*
armpits stinkarse stinkshavent even done anything today
>>222176692The tragic thing is that I sometimes encounter people on the internet who were clearly bullied in school and still haven't managed to get past itIt feels like they're shadow boxing you through the screen, throwing haymakers at the jocks in their mind. Projecting their childhood abuse onto strangers on the internet and aimlessly working through the trauma in real time.I think digital screens and the lack of male guidance and father figures has contributed to this.
>>222176868i could go the rest of my life without sex
>>222176868>YOU KNOW IT'S SAD BUT TRUEEEEOOUUUOOEEEEE
>>222176895wife material
>>222176838>>222176793poo bradley
>>222176895fucked up gay animal
>>222176732I am unsure, but they're cute :)>>222176757Not entirely, pretty much always done it raw but would probably wear condom>>222176769Some fine big black chap offered me crack last night, I politely declined and he kissed me on my cheek>>222176769Don't think I'm too fond of the stuff desu
>>222176895so fucking shaggable
>>222176864mad how these people are allowed to destroy the country so they can say the gdp went up during their leadership
>>222176555fag ferret
POV: my penis
blep
>>222176809footballs stay whatever age they were when they starting taking the sport seriously which is usually about 11 if they're to make it professionally
>>222176910>always raw
>>222176920who eats a choclate bar with a beer
>>222176818
>>222176793>rachaelcavalliwhy is he asking grok to make lewds of a pornstarare these creatures actually sentient
would have been happier if I was born in the bronze age
>>222176629this is AI made by a birdfaced indian manlet in new delhiyou can tell because every one of them the camera zooms in a little bit
Shakespeare had a lovely wife ngl
>>222176920Pintfu
Watching old episodes of "Never Mind The Buzzcocks" with the gay fella
>>222176896Yeah but it's not a choice
>>222176961in britain or somewhere else
>>222176868sex is nice when the bird is really fitbut then you spaff in like 5 seconds so in a way its a bit overrated and most of the enjoyment is in the build up
where can I approach women outside of apps
>>222176887>throwing haymakers at the jocksus scots once again being attacked by the evil english for no reason
>>222177002go running at night and follow them at a safe distance
>>222176947Understandably no the wisest decision, but it was only ever dolls I was in a relationship with, so STI's weren't a huge concern. Convinced I must be infertile
i cold approached today for the first time, no luck but that’s fine we go again.I know it’s a numbers game but realistically how long until some success? 25? 50? 100??
>>222177029not gonna happen big dog
please guys please buy it im broke
>>222176997one of those south american places where they smoke ceremonial weed would have been chill
>>222177029what did you say to her
>>222177029if you don't have one positive response in the first 5 just call it a day or you'll end up being reported to police
>>222177015I thought you were talking about prostitutes since you said lady of the night. I go raw in a relationship ofc, I've even gone to get us tested.
>>222177052is it a "lightly-used" second hand laptop or tablet
>>222177041Why do you say that>>222177060Just cringe if I type it out here isn’t it
>>222177069lol fair enough then
>>222177001Different types of sex, I've been having with the same woman for ten years we have a nice thing going on.
>>222176869It's the attitude of flag shaggers>>222176878Sorry lad you're the only faggot in this thread
my anti english instagram comment is doing numbers
>>222177001thats the same in all thingsthe journey is the destination you dunce
the watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0PFiDBxoy0
>>222177129it's notyou made it up
>>222177129Sir Bait Poster
Watched Listers bird watching documentary last night, its very good and very free you jewtube (recommend an adblocker for obvious reasons). Good fun though, saw a lot of birbs
>>222177073Nah grandads watch he left me
>>222177029cold approaching is a meme if you're really handsome, tall, and ice cold then it can work, but since you said it's your first time you're clearly not at that levelbut it's really not suited to British society to be honest especially not with the wog problem hereapproaching strangers is more normal in countries like Spain or Greece where it actually works
(8) sound like akon when I make songs (8)
>>222177175grotty freak flogging an heirloom
he's a growing boy int he
>>222177212have wanked over her swimsuit pics
im making wishes for disney world tickets
>>222177212what a threesome that would be
i can't go 2 days without jerking off, how do you avoid touching your dick
>>222177212titmogs sydney sweeney
>>222177229Grim
>>222177198I thought that but I love him and always will but same time what am I supposed to do with a watch genuinely and I’m not just selling it for the fun of it I am in a dire situation and need money
>>222177254everyone has
>>222177212mental how much better sydney looked in 2019 compared to 2026
>>222177246YOU JUST DONT
>>222177246could use one of those little cages
laughable how evil our country is
>>222177260rat cunt
spent of most of my school life in isolation
>>222177284what for
>>2221765861343 people want it so they can all chip in just over a dollar and own it
>>222177251
>>222177296name
>>222177294Used to just spaz out and have meltdowns in class
>>222177262You're mental. He looks like a 6 foot tall man in a bikini
>>222177307michelle alter
>>222177273It's always just like >We can reveal that there was massive corruption during this time and people were bribed a whopping £5500 to break the rules and sell their soul to the billion dollar corporation. No action will be taken and the contracts will remain in place.
>>222177307Hunter Shavedcock
>>222176586>Good condition lol
it's the, japs eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the shite
>>222177312she looks fit as fuckfuck off mate
sir, if you could just calm down
>>222177310why
michelle alter taking her umpup for walkies
>>222177344would love to be her dog
if you cold approach do you say hello you are beatuifyl could i have your number or do you have to actually have a conversation
>>222177331It's a man and looks like a man your brain is fucked and useless by zog propaganda. Think gen z and under are worthless.
>>222177307big brian
>>222177351"You look fun to talk to." Do it on a bicycle.
home from the nightshift toil and fucking steaming
>>222177354Rage on incel
>>222177351Just ask for sex and pull your dick out and start wanking
>>222177343Dunno not right in the head
>>222177363talked to that bloke on the incel forums onceyes, he was a nutter
Having a gay relapse. Craving a little teen twink on the end of my chap
cant find ancient debrisahhhhhhhh
>>222177383Been tested for adhd?
>>222177307Tonetta https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liDdir5FBr0
Blend of black + yuppie or an abbreviation of black urban professional, modelled on yuppie (“young urban professional”).
had to piss suddenly and rather desperately and it was satisfying to fill to the brim the two pint glasses on my table, which are now sitting there full of my piss
>>222177295it's bonkers >>222177322It's a very rare vinyl, I'd buy it if it was 200 desu. But this is ridiculous.
>>222177383what things would you do?
any mongs in
>>222177426did you cleanly switch glasses mid way or is there a little bit of a mess x
what does soy sauce taste likegoing to get some for my fish
>>222177403Nope>>222177439Throw chairs and just scream and shout
oh right thought that picture was familiar lol
>>222177331This is the same person you're lusting after, but without filters and flattering angles. He's just a bloke lad.
>>222177455tastes of soy sauce. are you having it with fish?
>>222177402xray resource packor just use beds
>>222177455you never had some, it's very savory almost meat like, very tasty
>>222177476ur bent
>>222177483no nevernever had worcester sauce either but i hear its quite nice
>>222177455oyster sauce is better
>>222177476gay if you wouldn't
>>222177493worc sauce is also very good, I just ran out and will be buying some soon
>>222177479xray is indian brain
standards are dropping here when you can just pretend to have never eaten soy sauce for a few (you)s. some of us actually put effort into our posts
>>222177485You've got internet psychosis. Go outside and tell me men look better than women to you
>>222177476thats emma watson
it is okay to verbally abuse roadworks workers by the way just want to let you know.
>>222177453I have very good piss control and was able to completely shut off before moving to glass 2 x
>fortunate to be born just after the worst wars in human history>raised during an economic recovery and social democracy>abandon all the morals and principles of their parents generation>gradually destroy all the institutions >had a piss easy life yet leave nothing for their grandchildrenwhat the fuck was their problem?
>>222177455are you still talking about trying salmon
>>222177523soy sauce is exotic food
dentisttoil tomorrow
>>222177525*starts pummelling your head into the ground*
>>222176657mad how adl went out of its way to explain that this isn't acutally a nazi salute and then published a report calling valve antisemitic because like a couple of thousands steam users had a green frog on their profile pics
>>222177371you will never have sex
>>222177523My team of writers are on vacation so my material is a little stale
>>222177534zoomoids love pretending they aren't the exact same just with a shit economy
>>222177534get a job
>>222177528No it's not
>>222177544toil's been cancelled toil's been cancelled
>>22217756766 boomers RATTLED
>>222177567sc
>>222177567fucking done him
>>222177545It's all a psyop to turn you homosexual isn't it. Trannies are just following their programming and you're buying it.
>>222177071I am indeed talking about a prostitute, never been with one before. Would be more inclined to use a condom. Don't want to have to commit to a relationship just for sex, never had luck with casual hookups, and just want to share a bed with a beautiful woman
smelt a horrible waft of fish and shit on arwenack street earlier
>>222177567He's not coming back from that
>>222177612got a reaction out of you though didn't i
>>222177627I feel sorry for the church
Get less post wank regret after a gaywank than I do after a scatwank
>>222177612love jj
>>222177613Are you not the one who shagged a Colombian the other day?
>>222177618Amer's neovag must be leaking again
right my neighbours fucking drilling again at 11 o clock at night if I was hard I’d go outside and batter the cunt but I’m a weak coward so I’ll just do nothing
>>222177630Oh sure it was all a joke lol you didn't wank to slender man's beach excursion
get the biomass battery farmed
>>222177642It’s a building it don’t have feelings mate
>>222177649Afraid not
>>222177351if you cold approach in Europe you have to be 185cm+ and at least average looking, rest is secondary
>>222177655Discretion is the better part of valour, you're just being sensible
>>222177627cant park there mate
>>222177684right well that's a different flag
>>222177655Eat your own shit and puke it through their letterbox
>>222177658i don't even know where the comment chain started
r flo
get the biomass online fighting the alt right's hateful narrative
>>222177681It's been standing there 500 or 600 years, imagine all the life that's passed before that church just to end up with these brown eyesores infesting that street. Depraved.
lambed irish
>>222177700This is what the monks said to themselves before having their heads used as footballs by the Danes
BASTARD BITCH BENCHOD
Drove through Notts earlier, far fewer bames than I'd feared
>>222177713Look at this thing- fucks brown slobs with face tats, not a woman, now he's fucking women after probably getting sick diseases from these types. The whole thing should be behind seedy walls again and not in public view
>>222177706Not sure why that is, just signed in cuz kept getting warnings about my IP address
>>222177728Yeah and the earth is 4,540,000,000 years old so not really that important in the grand scheme of things is it. It’s some bricks get over it
>>222177761hello basterd
Evening team not been on much can someone give me a recap of what's happened in /Brit/ today?
whit the dug daen
>>222177775that's him battered, fried and served up with chips
doing smelly farts
>>222177772i thought we were talking about the cross dressing bodybuilder that was posted earlier
>indifference is a virtueyeah I'm thinking raped
>>222177772let's see her bulge?
>>222177801Yum I want chips now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXkmQsHc1sA
*glances at post count*um
>It’s a building it don’t have feelings mate
>>222176555
fucking videos >:( >:(
>>222177859hello basterd
>>222177840dont have a premature umgasm sweetie xx
Watching a recent twink poo porn he's got foreskin and he's pooing in the bathroom not me desperately looking at the brands of the body wash and trying to see if there are two faucets to determine if he is British and whether it is worth messaging him to meet up
>>222177775Get those disgusting shit stains out. Yourself included.
>>222176721
>>222177865Needs putting down
>>222177874
>>222177852I just know someone gooned to this
>>222177840>>222222222 looms
>>222177865not a fucking thing going on in that cunt's head
>Yeah and the earth is 4,540,000,000 years old so not really that important in the grand scheme of things is it. It’s some bricks get over it
is there a way to change the font size on 4chan x? every other site looks fine
>>222177918The so called Boss man
>>222177918
share some of the brownest internet posts you've ever seen
>>222177901binkbantheress
It's spiritual warfare that I have to encounter brown people every day.
Kawaii!! Sou desu ne ~~
mad she isn't latinx
>>222177942need to shag her mouth
camgirl i like isn't on tonight guess i'll be going to bed wankless
>>222177942Ridiculously fucking peng. It's a cognitohazard to know that such pengness exists.
ipso facto
>>222177954
>>222177963actually golfboll is delicious ^^
Why do so many indians have sexual fantasies about black men with white women
>>222177976mad how fit she is
>>222177994they don't see themselves as masculine enough so they project their fantasies onto black men
>>222177987shreeshing
>>222177962>>222177963the contrast
>>222178005she HATES british boys
>>222177932you could try oneechan user script
>>222177994they're blackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjeHXzWYglg
Sir New Thread
got a zinger ready
The whole nintendo switch era went over my head. It came out in 2017? wtf. I missed all that shit. Any good games?
>>222177476
>>222178029such a banger
>>222178029Forgot about that gem
>>222177987Why do they always get rapey
>>222178096>>222178096>>222178096>>222178096>>222178096
>>222177942*rows gazes inter her soul*
