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In the mice experiment some of the non breeding male mice just groomed themselves and chilled while mice society descended into violence and chaos, they were called the "the beautiful ones" and yes that is me and yes I am better than the rest of you not like me
cum con sex
>>222177300We both know you don't groom yourself
I don’t interact with foids often but when I do, it’s always negative
I am only nice to male service workers, women already have every advantage possible in society plus often have simps who give them massive tips for nothing, meanwhile an incel in a dead end service job is one day away from being a problem for everyone best to give them a little boost every now and then
Hate people with that excessively perky attitude Please be less happy it's annoying me
>>222177300New cope just dropped
>>222177342that kind of attitude won't get you very far at the strip club
I'm sick of Iran
Dude, alysa liu is my gf
>>222177398thats unfortunate because shes pregnant with my child
where are the mejicanos?
30 is the new 20
uh oh poo time
Weren't doomjeets trying to convince us this week would be the week we run out of gas and start having to ration? And yet it never happened
Is joe dirt a good movie
>>222166575
>>222177498No but some parts were funny
>>222177342while working as grocery bagger i was told:-being perky and smiley is company policy-you must greet every patron-you must say thank you after you hand off their groceries or load them in their carThese lead to awkward exchanges every time. Bagger is the second man in the chain, the customer has already been greeted by the cashier. If the bagger says hello how are you how may i be of service the customer would be confused as they already just answered this same thing 5 seconds earlier. When handing off groceries it's the customer who says thank you. So customer says thank you, bagger says thank you, they stare at each in silence for a moment until one shuffles away. I normally waited for the thank you then replied you're welcome have a nice day. I was reprimanded for that unapproved word choice.
>sticky nuts = scratched>moist asshole = poken>rude customers food = served>break = taken
Which one of yall finna give me a footjob
>>222177555*sniffffff*
>>222177342im happy for them. could never be me, tho.
Jokes aside, people used to age faster for some reason. There are photos of my dad in his 20s, and he looks like he’s almost 40, but I’ve looked the same since I was 19.
just poo'd
For some reason, people in Mexico like it when you smile at them. Smiling like an idiot has helped me avoid trouble with the police and people I think might be gangsters.
Ayy tone, gay luigi spaghetti
Can someone sell me a Ryzen 9 5900XT for $150?
>>222177661Eh pasta e fagioli you fanook
>>222177678EYY I'M WALKIN 'ERE
>>222177656pendejoI do the same, but I can be serious very fast if I need to.
>>222177656Can I buy a nice house in Mexico for 30k
business idea: sepuku
>>222177704*outsprints u and rapes u*
phwoarnuffink gets me rock hard like a gud rooningtonshireBreadcrumb Trail ...WasherDon AmanFor Dinner ...Nosferatu ManGood Morning, Captain
>>222177704same>>222177740Nope, a decent house costs at least a million pesos, which is about $50,000, so if you want to live somewhere nice, it'll be around $150,000.
>>222177678pasta e fagioli has entered the Slovenian national cuisine cause a part of Slovenia was conquered by Italy post-WWI and they sent Sicilian colonists to live there, who acquainted the locals with 'pašta e fažouw' and from there littoral migrants to the capital brought it here! I don't care for it much, personally, but my dad likes it.
>>222177817wtf mexico is expensive nowhow much is a tj hooker?
>>222177821Do you guys eat it white or red usually?
got honked at by a truckerchad on a call today. look dude i know it sucks but this bitch weighs like a ton i cant just push it off the road and let it crush some methheads trailer downhill
>>222177853white
>>222177589More harmful substances in manufacturing, more cigarette smoking, more drinking
How many years is that black kid getting in the Austin Metcalf case ya think?
>>222177847For a decent-looking one, at least $150 an hour
Ladies, stay safe out there.
>>222177817Guess I’ll try Guatemala
Why are you not buying tickets for the Backrooms right now?
would be amazing if i were dead
>>222177891516-922-9463 is a good one
>>222177915What is that?
>>2221778800
The summer games fest was amazing. Geoff is kino.
skoked keed btting ot hip
>>222177939Lmfao in Texas?!
>>222177922I'll give you like 60 dollars if you let me facesit you to death (no homo)It would be pretty schweet to have your cause of death listed as sexual misadventure
>>222177965he's black, they can legally murder white people
>>222177903I think they're more financially stable than we are, I don't know if it's cheaper
like andorra and madeira, slovenia was wun of dem countries dat look like a nice place to invent your own nation.
>>222178013Blacks go to jail for things a judge would call affluenza if it were a white kid though
>>222178013I think you are confusing that state with Minnesota
>>222178050Dude committed murder not stealing a candy bar from a 7-Eleven
>>222177978do it for free please
>>222177434>having a midlife crisis at 60
I want to create my own micronation in montana I'll call it WrestleMania
Looking at the case of the black boy who killed another boy, I'm surprised there isn't any retaliation like there is here. If that had happened here, the family of the boy who was killed would have killed the black boy or his mother, Like a case that happened in my old neighborhood: two teenagers got into a fight, one killed the other, and the family seeks revenge, ending up cutting off the killer's father's legs.
pride month y'all how we feelin
>>222178078Ok sure, I was just trying to add a little icing to...the cake
Has a famous person ever interacted with you online? The VA of Ash Ketchum once liked my comment.
>>222178083
>>222178095Isn't pride a sin? Like one of the big ones
>>222178074And he was charged for murderWhy lie like a kike
>>222178107lil b sends me DM's on twitter
48 teams and 104 games (matches) is just ridiculous tbqh, just way too many, it really does dilute the thing.
>>222178107no
>>222178107Jason interacted with me before
>>222178107During the closed alpha of Hearthstone I vs'd Kripparian three games in a row and roped him every turn and made him lose like 10k viewers and he added me to seethe at meI also beat fatal1ty in ranked which was pretty big for me at the time because he was THE pro gamer when I was a kid, he had his own PC components named after him and shit and I DOOKIED on himoh and I use to chat with Sh0eonhead regularly before she became big on youtube. we would chat on younowprobably others i cant remember
>>222178107Unironically jealous. I wish you would die.
>>222178013Not unless it's self defense.
https://youtu.be/fY7l2pcxdHM
>>222178107a very famous tv host here, I met him because his son goes to a school where I used to work for a while
>>222178154He added me on steam once but never messaged me back or played eu4 with me after I bought it for him
>>222178126It's just a precursor to falling
>>222178181Did you sext her also
>>222178127You are a dumb ape
>>222178185this but just the second half
>>222178040it's not like that at all, the ancestors of the Slovenes created the earliest known Slavic country, Carantania, the remnants of the old nobility of which, the kosezi, held an interview with the first Slovene writer, lutheran preacher Primož Trubar, almost 1000 years after the fact, thus proving the continuity! That state was almost wholly located in modern Austria, though, which Slovenes still consider our cradle, even though everyone else thinks we're tight with the Albanians and Romanians and whatnot.
>bought gayson a game on steambruh moment
>>222178107A guy that was in Star Wars movie
I just remembered that when I went to private schools they'd relate greek mythology with scriptures lol
>>222178211kobr
>>222178223Why because I took two seconds to google what you were plotzing about and instantly discovered you're a faggot
I had sex with Emma Watson
>>222178251I bought games for ale too
HE A GUD BOY HE DINDU NUFFIN
>>222178220No but heres a youtube channel she made around the same time as her now famous channel before she started making political videos https://www.youtube.com/@kikichanXD
i be succin gatorade like its water
I'm the brazilian incel poster
Why are Canadians so fucking cringe?
when did hardcore gay anal sex become cringe? is it when normies discovered it?
I am the stone that the builder refused
>>222178314You can tell that canuggers are spiritually european because if they don't have a concrete reason to bitch about America they'll just make shit up like this
>>222178330All the kids nowadays are into them damn trains and we all know that ain't gay
>>222178314Product of a nation formed through paperwork combined with a total absence of civil liberties and a fundamentally undemocratic system of governance. The result could only be shit and cringe and gay.
>>222178390goofy aah
>>222178353>Associated Press>American publication
One time when I was working at a convenience store some crack whore got real frustrated and called me a fucking little dick suck
>>222178341*drops a 'bow on ur ass*
>>222178420are you
I am the stoner that the building crew refused
>Tell me about canadian culture>Well we aren't AMERICA>Those fucking AMERICANS walk like THIS>In CANADA we walk like THIS>Because we aren't filthy AMERICANS
Speaking of the World Cup, a ton of Asian tourists showed up in my city. It’s so weird seeing them taking pictures around my neighborhood, there are yellow houses and a park full of ugly kids. What the hell do they find so exciting about it?
>>222178278Qrd?
>>222178440real shit be goin down out dere on da couch erry day, brotha
if I was more annoying as a kid my parents would've sent me to summer camp and I'd've learnt how to socialize and not be a creepy incel
Of course she's from fucking Portland lmao
>>222178450literally never happens you are brainrotted and obsessed with the idea that Canadians hate Americathe truth is we love America.
Americans are obsessed with Canada
Considering starting a ginger bug.
can't wait for the first european world cup tourist to accidentally stumble into jogger territory
>>222178493Canadians literally steal American culture and then claim it to be Canadian
>>222178459Black kid stabbed a white kidBlack kid was convicted of murderBlack kid will be going to prison for his entire adult lifePoljeet is mindbroken that black kid is afforded due process of law like anyone else
>>222178492Canadians can't get enough of our sunbelt hockey teams! They're full of Canadians after all
>>222178459
>>222178487or you get raped at that summer camp and you end up worse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LISv4np8iAU
>>222178487this movie is for youhttps://youtu.be/vXf3gVYXlHg?si=jpnFrYl1hV_Dd6px
>>222178513Why’d he stab him
niggas cant use google these days
name a better person than mr. rogers
>>222178558socio economic factors
>>222178558Because hoodrat black people just do that when socially challenged
>>222178580Adolf Hitler
>>222178558They had an argument
>>222178514Canadians are known for going to Florida and blasting old Floridian women with their big northern cocks. There's a huge swinger and cuckold community in places like Palm Beach and apparently Canadian boys go down there and just shred that tanned MILF pussy. Something about the Florida sun must bake the brains of the residents, all the men seem to enjoy their wives getting a maple glaze.
>>222178558White boy attacked him
>>222178608Most of the Canadian men coming to Florida on vacay unironically have dicks that don't get hard anymore T. They are old af
>>222178521As a nerd I feel vindicated. That faggot was the type of Chad who would play pranks at people because he thought his status as a popular kid meant he could get away with it. He fucked around and found out.he was only a dumb jock. Good riddance.Jury verdict: not guilty
Just saw a pic of Olivia Rodrigo and got hard
Easiest country to move to with a CS degree and no experience?
Hell yeah brother
i have a pencil dick
>>222178680india
>>222178680Literally stay here, we pay the best unless you go to some meme country like Bahrain
>>222178671obvious b8
>>222178693same, what does it matter though, it doesnt matter at all
>>222178716Fuck you
>>222178739i wasnt joking. many companies are offshoring jobs to india
>>222178671SHOW US YOUR COCK! *Starts clapping*
YOOOOOOOO I DINDU NUFFINI'M PREGNANTI CAN'T BREATHEI WANT A SUPERVISOR NOWBROOOOOOOOO GET OFF ME BROOOOOOO YOU EXTRA YOU TOO EXTRAAAAAAAA
>>222178731He’s right though. One less chad in the world = a small increase in chance of an incel getting his dick wet. Free Carmelo he is for the incels!!
>now he's samefagging his own shitty b8
>>222178793Who are you quoting
>>222178818https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxu1J6nedxghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhRGNViMqKE
It’s a little more complicated than that
>>222178843this one of my favorite internet pics of all time
>>222178852i love watching these videos of black people getting wrecked by law enforcement
Notice how quiet bongs got about George Floyd jokes once the Sikhening happened
>>222178843even the animals know AGI is better than nature
>>222178852the first one is hilarious
>>222178793Kys
How will you be celebrating Juneteenth?
>>222178870He couldn't breathe though
>>222178852BLACK LIVE MATTERjk, fuck them
People who regularly watch bodycam videos are hella racist
>>222178901I can't help it if every person in the non-Dui ones is black!!!!
>>222178887Shootin up some cracka mofos
Say his name
>>222178901Youtube is infested with them. Themoney glitch hasn't been patched apparently
>>222177779you're a fascinating creature, kittington. shit post so regularly you're recognizable by word choice and formatting along, bizarre diet, constant shitting, run marathon distances on a regular basis and therefore must be in exceptional shape
>>222178887Same way I always do:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHlFYHticq4
>>222178901I watch them occasionally if they're funny, but they're by no means my most watched YouTube vidsOften too in a lot of them the police come off bad or seem retarded
Charlie Cuck
>>222178953yes, only an athlete would not only listen to all of that on the regular but also rearrange the song order. Me, I just listen to Nosferatu Man and the rest of the album is but a faint memory to me anymore.
Sir Penis of Cuntingham!
>STOP SHOWING THOSE BODY CAM VIDEOS>THEY ACCURATELY AND WITHOUT DISTORTION PORTRAY US EXACTLY HOW WE ARE>STOP SHOWING PEOPLE THE TRUTH>YOU ARE RUINING OUR NARRATIVE
Daily reminder that pol is an epstein pedophile psyop and every picture of pol faggot meetups is browner than a bear taking a shit in the mississippi river
Who are you quoting
>>222179029One on top isn't ripe yet.
>>222179006extra funny is that this same genre of people demanded the cams in the first place hoping to highlight the alleged misconduct they insisted was happening at all times
>>222179006They worship the ground that niggers walk on in their minds But they themselves don't want to deal with or see the reality of niggers irl
birds are not that important
>>222179050bite your tongue
>>222179046Definitely not the supposed doctors and engineers I've heard so much about. >>222179049It's the cognitive dissonance required to subscribe to their brand of retardation. You only have to agree with the narrative - not reality.
In my culture food and family are important
>>222179046There's a 10:1 ratio of bodycam footage indicting the cop for misconduct vs revealing your incel fantasy chimpouts
I envy birds.
Whenever I hang out with my friends, I don't drink or eat much, so I always pay only for what I consume. Screw splitting the bill in equal parts.
I told them my waifu is toph beifong and they kicked me from the friend group
Kinda crazy Hunter Biden had a fetlife account that said he was heteroflexible
>>222179050https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQVkXfN2AgU&list=RDcQVkXfN2AgU&start_radio=1
id love to poop on people from the sky
>>222179006Yeah, but do you watch police body cam footage from your own country, or just from the U.S.?
>>222179080>10:1
>>222179080This
So many options on p**n hub
Only brown walking explosives try and attack someone based on how their family behaves
Lots of bot posts
>>222179102I'd love to cum from the sky
Jason shoe
>>222179130Ok sanjay
Diss movie was kino yall should see it
What happened to Jason? Was he able to summon demons using coconuts, and did they take him away?
Randomly started craving those chef boy r dee canned/microwave ravioli. I have no idea why I haven't eaten that in probably more than 14yrs. I always say that when you get random specific cravings it's probably due to some obscure mineral or vitamin deficiency. I wonder...
These xxxtra hot cheetos going brazy in my stomach
>>222179122So much this, acab o algo updoot to the left and thanks for the gold stranger
>>222179123Pain Hub?*midwest emo starts playing*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Tv-PfQpC3s
Look how the leafjeets recoil under even the most basic oppositionHead back to discord and babble out a new plan in your jungle click language boys this one aint working
Best porn sites
>>222179166Not an argument
>>222179029phwoar good avocado birbingtonshire diss
>>222179153I have a bunch of those I got for free. I only eat them when I'm fucked up, they are nasty.
im sheepy
what time does your local mcdonalds close?
>>222179006what happened?
>>222179195Thisvid because of the kink stuff
This lentil soup is making me fart
How old are you
porn really just been kind of bad and its been that way for a while, it just doesnt hit the same way anymore
>>222179239Getting there.
>>222179226It doesn't.
>>222179236>lentil soupwhat ethnicity are you?
>>222178243nah i meant in the sense of how as a child i used to invent my own countries and like fino about what kinda climates economies governments culture geopolitical situation they would havebut like i wasnt invemting them out of the blue. i would base them on actual places that already exist
>>222179264Lebanese and Portuguese
Kek what?!
Chinese
>>222179283Portuguese people fart?
>>222179266I did a lot of that, also alt-hist scenarios, yeah, I didn't have the internet back then, just a 386 without a sound card and a B&W screen, so I was a keen reader
>>222179226ours is 24/7 because theyre competing with taco bell for the stoner dollar. thought about applying because they pay $16 an hour for night shift
>>222179258god bless america
all serious rooners have had to do impromptu shiddingtonshiresrooning concatenates the bowels
>>22217922611pm but there are some that are open 24 hours
w'y'm'fckin' stone-ahy'not 'pposed to get a bone-ah
>>222179313>$16 an hour for night shiftThat's dogshit
Just became bffs with Mishima
>>222179313>$16 an hour for nightshiftI would show up an hour late everyday drunk
There's people in the world who have so much money they literally can't give it all away and go broke. Their money generates so much money per second even a team of jewish archwarlocks can't figure out how to throw it away. They never have to think about how much anything costs. I wish I had money brain like that. If I have fifty bucks I have to decide if I'm going to eat or try and pay rent for my bugridden un-HVACed favela.
Genuinely fuck seagulls except herring gulls which have a more tolerable call
>>222179450you're definitely banti, and that's alright
>>222179399in west virginia 16 bucks will get your dick wet with enough left over for a bullet to shoot someones lawnmower with
>>222179470I don't know what the fuck that means
>>222179399for the type of work it's pretty good. Ive had worse jobs for worse pay.
I want to lick cookingwithjacks brapper while he braps and shoves meats down his mouth
>>222179475Id move to West Virginia if it meant I could own a home and not worry about someone shooting it up or getting exposed to chemicals run off
>>222177278That movie was weird
>>222179515Don't sully my status in this general with this cretinous tomfoolery
I want to suck down american braps. Americans are such braphogs
>>222179533west virginia is a mental illness. if you come here spend all your money and leave. you can buy a trailer but its in west virginia and costs 280 thousand dollars
It makes me laugh that the U.S. government said aliens are real, well, UFOs, and nobody’s really talking about it. Just, “Oh, okay,” and that’s it.
>>222179572You think you might be fucked up from the mine run off
>>222179597probably but we voted for it o algo. its not just the mines by the way any asshole can pour paper making chemicals in the hala if they want
>>222179310kek whats a 386?
We are Chud The Builder!
Prosecutors give off evil vibes
pheoar just fell in love wiv girl in crowd in aphex twin live gigg video>>222179592was finkin bout diss udder dayno way ufos are aliensif aliens wiv dat technology existed there wpuld be no way we not detect their ships buzzing round our solar systembut miraculously we only see them on earthmakes no fucking sense
>>222179651https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I386those DOS F-15 simulators set in MENA were on point!
You a bald eagle or red-tailed hawk type of nigga?
why is there a Swede in here asking dumb questions?
>>222178455corr propa weirdarse 'ttingtonshirendiss wun
>>222179747America-adjacent country
>>222179719for me its the harris hawk
too long; can't read
alsosaw a lone goose never seenthe breed beforeseen like egyptian goose and canada goosediss was a brown wun but defo neither of demcould have been duck i spose but also woulda been a duck i never seen before. and very big fir a duck wiv long neck so doubt was a duck
>>222179820then either make funny posts, intelligent posts, or post coom-bait. Otherwise fuck off.
I haven't seen any spotted lanternflies this year. Did they find a way to kill them?
I need an american to rush to my defense and give this uppity off-the-reservation canuck what for.
>>222179897I'm leaving right away anyways. This general sucks. Won't be back, Enjoy.
>>222179925You said that last week
>>222179925Gate 22. They're calling zone 1 now. You should make it in time.
things wich have been shot in my neighborhood (the 5 mile radius around my single) this year: my lawnmower (again), the stop sign (multiple incidents), the mountain transit authority bus stop, several coyotes, a turkey, a skunk, and i suspect the local feral tom but i cant prove it. i may have contributed but i wont say for sure officer. ginseng season will begin later so there may be two legged victims added to this list as the year develops
>>222179145You really couldn't move the fallen out of the way before taking the photo?
>>222179925Did you get a ticket from the machine?
dear Americansi am not paying 20k for a flight,hotels,ticket for the football shit show. And i am not paying 15 dollars for a bottle of water and i am not let ICE check my phone and watch my dickpics and BBC cuckold webms.
>>222179948School's almost out
>>222179962Dear German, Good call.We've got a few games happening here, but who the fuck wants to see them?
Take care, brush your hair
>>222179984Who just wakes up one day and says >I feel like going to watch a shitty soccer game with a bunch of jeets in bootleg America
>>222179962we are so enthused about the povertyball world thirdieship i forgot it was even happening until just now
>>222179962I really wanted to watch at least one game but i ain’t spending 2k. WC gonna suck
>>222180004Probably the same people advertising Team Canada. We have soccer-playing people from soccer-playing countries now, but it's still not enough to win anything.Bag any good kids lately?
>>222179079bot post
>>222180069>Bag any good kids lately?Naw just your mom sorry to disappoint
>>222180089bot country
>>222179994TAKE IRON, PUT IT WITHIN, PUT IT WITHOUT
>>222180110Someone had to shoot her.
>>222180135Fuck off
Soccer is gay shit for thirdies, deal with it.
Knew a guy who married his aunt when his uncle died for "tax breaks." Yeah right.
>>222180146>>222180148you guys should just fuck and get it over with
Hello chaps.Have you ever watched The Orville? Me and my dad have been watching it. It's p good. It feels more like real Star Trek than Nu Trek does.By Nu Trek I mean all Star Trek products from 2009 onwards starting with the JJ Gaybrams movie.
World cup has a ridiculous amount of groups
>>222180188>JJ GaybramsThere's a subplot you're not going to like.
Star Wars is the best. I can't bother watching Star Trek or anything like it because it always just feels like a shitty version of Star Wars. The weapons in Star Trek are shitty and gay too, as a /k/ommando I find the weaponry in Star Wars very enjoyable.
I do think it's kind of funny that the supposedly virtuous Iranian team is staying in prostitute and drug infested Tijuana
>>222180208What do you mean?
>>222180188corr anudda good kittington
>>222180231Where else are they gonna stay? Also they will probably try to defect unless they have family back in Iran.
>>222180231finking bout it such a weird situation have iran go to the world cup and at war wiv usa
>>222180231Who said they were virtuous
I like Star Trek more, its philosophical, it's deep
>>222180233things take a hard left... a trans left.
>>222180264it's really not though. it's just pretentious and gay, literally gay. picard is an actual cumchugger. it's reddit tier philosophy.
Witch Hat Atelier is very tranny coded
>>222180252Half of the team and its staff is unironically not even allowed to come into the country
>>222180213Based
like imagine if world cup was to be hosted in russia then they invade ukrainewould fifa cancel the world cup?
>>222180250I remember when that volleyball team tried to do that in Australia and I guess they threatened their family or whatever to recant their asylum claims
>>222180320yes, goddd
I have to think about california so they can live rent free in my head. If I stopped anarchy would take over and then the indians would take over and the cartels would leave because it doesn't look like mexico
>>222180325It's an established truth that they don't form international sporting teams *unless* they have family to use as leverage for their return.
>>222180297There are clashes of different philosophies and episodes about humanity and space and time. Star wars is just JEDI GOOOOD SITH BAAAAD
New>>222180357
>>222180352The philosophy of Star Trek is basically to be intergalactic leftoid faggots who try to make friends with every thirdie backwater planet. At least Star Wars feels like a real universe.
>>222177025>>222176789Based as fuck. By far my favorite adult comedy show, I have rewatched it at least 5 times now and it still makes me laugh every time. It's a treat every few years when I binge watch every episode.
