jail edish
sue
She's literally me
Scandinavian prison edition
>>222182362umcat
>>222182362>jailFOY
>>222182392he has been sentenced to 100 years in prison for being a little fat cunt
umpterodactyl
>>222182379
>>222182400nobody spells it gaol
Gray out thereMight get a noir on
https://voca.ro/1dng4ktOgBTh
still howl at that yank who showed what words he had filtered and 'foy' was among them
nth for the gyaldem
https://voca.ro/19XJC8haNWtp
are boob guys even real? does anyone actually prefer big tits flat ass to small tits big ass? obviously both is best
>>222182443horrid place
mental how there's a flash of light when the sperm meets the egg
>>222182407enhance
>>222182466bizarre lie
https://voca.ro/1g2XiZ6tCKGH
>>222182466i saw that video too i wonder if it's true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChnrVwIdFhA
i'm going to stop being fati'm going to do it
>>222182479Find this more appealing than porn me
>>222182466This is only true for WMAF conception btw.t.knower
>>222182466bbc receptors scanning the sperm for african dna
>>222182484https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-just-captured-the-actual-flash-of-light-that-sparks-when-sperm-meets-an-egg
https://voca.ro/13Io3Q2F5W5X
>>222182466That's the soul entering the egg
scolding grok for telling me fibs
>>222182487Emma Watson has a small ass but also a smelly ass.
>https://www.sciencealert.com
Tell me one of your secrets
So now that we have been inundated with jeetas, I got to say, they are the most BWC hungry out there. Does this happen in the UK too? Are they trying to genesteal our pale skin?
>>222182518
>>222182501Good lad
@grorke
>>222182514kys freak
>>222182466>>222182515It's not a flash of light thoughIt's zincIt appears as a flash of light in laboratory videos because they added fluorescent chemicals to be able to see the actual release of zinc, which blocks other sperm from entering the egg
https://voca.ro/18fL5KAroNPS
>It's not a flash of light though>It's zinc>It appears as a flash of light in laboratory videos because they added fluorescent chemicals to be able to see the actual release of zinc, which blocks other sperm from entering the egg
https://voca.ro/1iWb2tK7VFMJ
>It appears as a flash of light in laboratory videos because they added fluorescent chemicals to be able to see the actual release of zinc, which blocks other sperm from entering the egg
>>222182610I accept your concession
>>222182538Truth
>>222182610i thought he made an interesting point until i read this, it was then i realized he's a snot-nosed neek who has just been done
why is /brit/ so busy at this timeit's never normally like thisit isnt
not listening to a single one of those yank vocaroos btw
>>222182636ktim
>>222182636https://voca.ro/19uubqyC1tdT
John pork
Theyre raping
>>222182636me, wonder what they say though, my earphones broke and i don't want to play them aloud
https://voca.ro/1hXxjAP3szBa
The entire earth should be populated by Anglo Saxons
rorke being escorted out of the cinema halfway through school of rock for sobbing too loudly
>>222182676good post
Need a gassy Emma Watson to sit on my face.
>>222182633it's 4pm of course it's busy
https://voca.ro/1fSngj7vvmuO
gang weed Rise up
world cup starts today
>>222182700strange lie
>>222182700Don't think it has mate
Sir Peter Löwenbräu Griffin Sr.
>>222182697*waves my penis at you*
no peters
4chan
Vocarooyank giving us every little detail of the shit AIDS ghetto neighborhood he lives in.
>>222182685it’s too bad she prefers getting shagged in every hole by midget
>>222182610Scr
https://voca.ro/1fb62NtDXiA5
Used to feel that /brit/ was one of the last samurai as far as being a "men's space" until it started getting flooded with e-thots and / or people's masturbation material.I don't know where else in the world men are allowed to just come and say whatever bullshit they feel like. I think Gmod DarkRP isn't ruled by some moralist busybody.Shall be filtering "corr". If all the random /gif/ and Instagram posters can tag their posts with a unique identifier it would be appreciated.
>>222182716Heyyy*waves*
>>222182720https://voca.ro/11Eplmy7LSgJ
>>222182735good post
>reports are coming in about a terrible fire at the blog factory in Canada
>>222182735
>>222182735>until it started getting flooded with e-thotsTHERE ARE GIRLS IN HERE?!
>>222182735*sucks all the fart out of your arsehole with my mouth, exhales it into the air and then placing my lips back onto your arsehole proceeding to fill up your rectum with my yawn*
>>222182735whingey postbaddiedem poster should be executed thoughbeit
>>222182757sc
>>222182757*faints from sexuallly transmitted siesta*
I am not a god! I am a wizard.
>>222182362
>>222182754>>222182735>Shall be filtering "corr". If all the random /gif/ and Instagram posters can tag their posts with a unique identifier it would be appreciated
https://voca.ro/1oKXvoPZzqC1
Thoughts on going into a Christian economy?
i am the "raped rorke"
>>222182786
didn't take that many vocaroos for him to mention interracial relationships
>>222182784lol
https://voca.ro/1bV8QxKBpbyc
>>222182735/brit/ has always been a slag general. We're from the home of halftime slags>>222182758Suck ya mutha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCmbgTQc4aA
>>222182789dunno what that means x
Comment just hit 50 updoots on 'dit
>>222182835what was it 'bout
>>222182821good posthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4glG_jNcdU
>>222182844That's absolutely none of your business
>>222182844gay porn
scremhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6vdz-pZ16Q
>>222182792cheesed to meet you
>>222182821everyone outside apart from the armed people look wokey dokey
incredible work
Southern Gothic. Pacific Noir.
mad how mars volta recorded this absolute banger of a song and then decided to never ever release it anywherehttps://youtu.be/l1CkV-9DcF4
>>222182880deeply retarded nation
rorke noir
https://youtu.be/F2y5q31E1gQlove these shows where the wise-cracking gen xer btfos some stupid wagie bitch
>>222182880The orange idiot needs to fuck off
if the usa remained a british colony and apart from that developed pretty much like it did in real life would the british government move the capital there what do you think
>>222182932I think it may have become its own country anyway like Australia and New Zealand did interesting question though, like how the Romans moved capital to Constantinople
>>222182880wonder if he'll have to return the bribe if he misses the match
>>222182935need him mauled mangled and grangled
>>222182935I think there's a clip of him where the dog just wasn't having it and he got attacked and started bleeding
you guys need a more inclusive name since other countries post here, mainly Ireland and Australia. So change the general name to include those please, like CUM does.
Need to eat her shit.
/poo/
>>222182934well said
>>222182980Peru, Oman and errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I was just wondering if you wanted to hangout with me and drink tea and smoke ciggies and play Famicom games??
If there ever is a Nationalist movement with reimmigration in the US, theres going to be a Becky and Ling Ling civil war over Timmy.
>>222182835My top voted reddit post was on depression and the extent of people's sympathy towards it depending on how much they liked the person suffering. From a usually mental health positive community the comments were harsh and dismissive. Looking at prior /brit/threads the comment is still relevant A year later that sub would permaban me for homophobia, a claim I reject in the strongest possibly terms till this day
worried i might have colon cancer
>>222182934imagine thinking like this after seeing an african try to behead a manmental
there's a twink with his cock out as the image on one of the thread on the catalog and the thread has 13 posts and is somehow still up
>>222183035just seen the videocunt looked like some orc beast from the lord of the rings
you know who the real victims in all of this are? peaceful sub saharans who will get treated unfairly
gyaldemtranny is so mentally ill he is literally here 24/7 just waiting for an excuse to post his collection of ugly thots
>>222183056Still not reported on any major news site
>>222183069>says the mong who ghost posts in the archive while banned
Thinking of starting a YouTube channel where I just sit and rant about the games I'm passionate about. No clickbait, no retrospective slop, no act, just sharing video game memories and talking about games I like. Would you watch that?
>>222183100no
>>222183100you know any channels like that?
>>222183092who are you quoting
>>222183103Came on slag, show us yer willy.
>>222183100yes yes YES you should get started on that right away
Is there more lore to sackedtranny or is it literally just a woman that showed up and started talking about the experience of working at Aldi's.These "people" just sprout of the ground. You have a bunch of men talking about nothing in particular isolated in time and space that are all called Anonymous and this tripcode shows up and says "A FEMALE CHARACTER IS HERE. YOU MAY ALL ACKNOWLEDGE IT"
January 1/10February 0/10March 4/10April 6/10May 9/10June 10/10July 8/10August 7/10September 6/10October 4/10November 5/10December 3/10
we have a couple of NI regulars in herewill you lads be attending the inevitable protest
>>222183147may is 10/10
>>222183163may sometimes gets chilly in the beginning of the month
>>222183166disgusting biofoid
>>222183166I have never seen an adult human female vagina
>>222183161Hope not hate, mateAND SOOOOOO SALLY CAN WAIT
>>222183147July is 10/10 you fake American patriot
>>222183208too hot
>>222183190give hate a chance
>>222183215December 3 is also bizarre do you not enjoy Christmas?
tim will be up soon
>>222183223>December 3 is also bizarretoo cold>do you not enjoy Christmas?i don't worship a jewish cuckold zombie, so by the time it's december 25 i'm over it. thanksgiving is a better holiday
Get the nasty niggas neutralized NOW!
sir judas iscariot
>UK spying fears after secret camera found in Whitehall ceiling panelhttps://inews.co.uk/news/politics/secret-camera-found-whitehall-reported-security-services-4463667>A secret camera has been discovered in a ceiling panel in a sensitive Government building where the decision was made to approve the new Chinese embassy Deary me...daily occurrence now. Reckon we'll need to re-evaluate AUKUS now that the UK is so thoroughly compromised by China
July 0/10December 10/10
>>222183266Can we install cameras in the Chinese ladies toilets as payback?
Interesting how the fallout universe got the Russia being increasingly irrelevant and the US and China being the superpowers correct
life is so empty, there's just nothing
>>222183266Boris johnson found a spying device on his toilet after meeting with Netanyahu once
Leave it to grand dad to intervene when the crazed African starts beheading zoomers. It was all old men that saved him from death
>>222183291Shut up mong
>>222183285It was made in the 90s when russia was irrelevant and poor after the fall of the Soviet union and china was rising so it reflects the time peroid
>>222183336destroyed that pseud
The scranpocalypse from last week
>>222183363Fuck that looks top tier
>>222183363woke shite
>>222183332it is because i'm a mong tbf, if i had brains i could keep myself occupied with something but for spasticated mongs like me it's just eat, drink, browse internet, wank, sleep
>>222183332he's right though
>>222183363I'm gay
>>222183394bizarre lie
>>222183390Posting about it here isn't good for anyone >>222183392FOY
>>222183404See you in the Manchester gay tunnel then won't i
>>222183363Texas?
*plop*
>>222183424yh
>>222183363>>222183378Meat looks drier than your girl when she sees you're still playing TF2 when you're 30 years old
hi
>>222183480picks up by your eyelids and spins you around before sending you flying out of the thread
>>222183487*goes flying out of the thread*
>When shawty start askin for ribeye but you straight got a ps4 back home
the toilers will be joining us soon, very exciting
>>222183498hello
>>222183492*saves you*
>>222183103>>222183166This girl hates me btw. Every time I try to order a custom video of her doing something filthy she says she doesn't do that.
>>222183511good morning
>>222183514*is saved*
actually gfberg thinks it's wholesome that I still play videogames with my mates and encourages it
>>222183514>>222183528*hisses and slinks off into dark corner of thread displeased*
>>222183517thats not hating you
feeling it a bit this morning, I think I was just drinking straight Kahlua at one point because I didn't have anything else left
wish i could believe in religion but i just can't
>>222183517mong! if she doesn't block you she just wants you to offer more
do you think women overestimate their breasts size like men do with their penises
>>222183572probably not because when they buy bras they have to check what size they are
I think most British guys would instantly fold for a 5/10 Southern girl.
raining out
>>222183564could try shrooms/psychedelics, has that effect on some people
Just got off the phone with Mr. Trump. We're making Wales a state
>>222183580i would
>>222183568>>222183542stop encouraging simp behaviour
>>222183579I once met a 10/10 from Raleigh, in whatever Carolina. I'm guessing thats Southern. I almost charmed her for 10 minutes, then I fucked up. Still think about her often. It was about 15 years ago.
>>222183580I have standards but I will admit the accent pushes my buttons
>>222183588I just emailed your post to the Prince of Wales. He is fuming.
>>222182362corr propa good kittingtonshire diss wunhairfta be sed
we steam, steamapps, COMMON
>>222183607how did you fuck it up
>>222183588Doesn't seem worth it
>>222182379she should be in prison
I don't think you lads heard me. I said it's raining out.
Are Rubes does puzzles to keep her brain active.
The economic powerhouse that is the 60% african state of Mississippi vgh....
>>222183363dont fink the poobergization would be happy wiv diss
baffles me that extremely wealthy people still get fast food slop doordashed to their house I would be eating the finest cuisines in fancy restaurants daily
>>222183647no it isn't
>>222183662naw naw nawi would be eating same shidd i eat nownuffink better den homemade foodgordon ramsay dont got shidd on mein the famous words of denzel washington
>>222183649bitches vaginal cavity drier than the atacama desertn**** dat shidd gets less rainfall den the antartican desert
>>222183647bizarre lie
>>222183626>>222183657>>222183686>>222183699hate this
>>222183699*slaps you*Speak English or don't reply to me.
Magnoliastein flashing her naughty bits at me yestermorrow
>>222183631Well i'd started with the usual patter of "im from a town between Manchester and Liverpool" which was a lie because i'm from Burnley, not Wigan. But most people around the world have heard of Manchester and/or Liverpool, and not Wigan or Burnley. She said something like "cool I love The Beatles". So I ran with it. Talked about The Beatles for a bit and about Liverpool. Then I ran out of stuff to talk about them and in desperation I accidentally talked about Liverpool and Raleigh were connected via the triangular trade. She didn't know about it and asked. I said how a few hundred years ago we wanted the cotton, tobacco, and rum from the colonies. Africans wanted our guns. And the colonies wanted slaves to grow the tobacco and pick the cotton. The triangle that created the triangular trade. At that point she excused herself and all my mates who stood away from us laughed uncontrollably.
>>222183772um
>>222183772That's a man isn't it
I'd lick a part of Ruby Grnager's body that she didn't know could be licked.
>>222183813Her elbow?
should i become evil
>>222183710pretty sure it's that alckie wetwipe helperlad
>>222183853ok
>>222183740ok thanks for sharing
>>222183813much better
>Oh, yeah>Bloody hell>I'm sweating in here>Roasting>Boiling>Baking>Sweltering>It's like a sauna>Furnace>You can fry an egg on my stomach>Ohh, who wouldn't lap this up?>It's ridiculous>Tremendous>Fantastic>Fan-dabby-dozy-tastic
>>222183863wowow amazing amazing
>>222183847umm i talk nuffink like hhl
>>222183863slag rubes is best rubes
>>222183853phwoar would shag her arse
>>222183868phwoar wun of greatest films all timeWALKING ON THE BEACHES LOOKING AT THE BITCHES
nobody has any decorum anymore
right that's the sausages onneed to clean the incelflat because there's a fire inspector coming round tomorrow
>>222183853classic "i only need 1 hand to tell you what age i lost my virginity" look
>>222183903bloke
>>222183853bet she'd make an excellent mother
>>222183853For a gram of ket, you could have this. Whats your excuse incel?
>>222183933balaclava and kitchen knife you could have the same and save the money
>>222183941umm dats called rape
i'm not saying i would rape women but let's say it's good for womankind that i was born in the era of cctv and dnac'est la vie
50 years ago could do whatever you wanted as long as no one saw you in the act and you left town afterwardsmental
sing me to sleep, i dont want to wake up on my own anymorethere is a better world
>>222183962>>222183976bruce mate...
the rozzers sent me to the clink
>>222183976still overestimating itcops, and even glownigs are midwits and diversity hires. If I were to rob a house, I'd pick one with one of the "smile your on camera" signs just to show them it means fuck all
>ausbro
>>222184004what for
""""""""man"""""""" arrested after """"""""stabbing incident"""""""" in north Belfast
mad how 20 years ago people would just naturally gravitate to their looksmatch and women only had a choice of men from their local communities. Zoomies missed out on all that before social media mind raped women.
>>222184006theft sure they don't care but violent personal attacks they do actually put effort in and i wouldn't trust myself not to be caught out by dna
>>222184046ok
*makes your willy 1/4 of an inch smaller*
>>222184064haha yeah
i just love me fucking map game alright
>>222184046>Zoomies missed out on all that before social media mind raped women.ktim
so how are all these europeans getting manhandled by 130 pound wogs?>but they have a knoifedoesn't matter
>>222182466When I first read this I thought you meant chicken eggs. What is wrong with me?
got the black metal on
just microwaved some water and got my shoes out the freezer
4th day of me diet
>>222184137
once ate an entire cheesecake
>>222184137illegal to fight back
>>222184201when will the government step up and step in
>>222182754corr
>>222184201bizarre lie
Aussie girls have cute accents. I wish they were real.
>>222184250dull gimmick
>>222184294mundane truth
It's time. Free John Honey
choosday innit
SEX 24: ULTIMATE
>>222184329not really
>>222184324Free? I'll take six
>>222184386bit gay
starmer is going to give all our personal data and images to American tech companies so they scan it all. It’s okay though because it’s to protect kids so if you’re not okay with that you’re a paedo
>>222184395i've never felt safer
>>222184395a rat done bit my sister nellwhitey's off to spoonsher face and arms began to swellwhitey's off to spoons
>>222184394based Palmer is in the new Madonna vidhttps://x.com/OliLondonTV/status/2064051678643396676?s=20
I am a homosexual who has gay sex with men who are gay.
Get that fellow who intervened in that ritual beheading in Belfast arrested for hate crime.
>>222184431wee bit bent ngl
quite upset by that thing which occurred recently upon the emerald isle
In case it was a confusing post: I am gay
just realised I can just look up my old trimmer line (I still have the box even though it's empty) and order the exact same one instead of having to choose between like a gorillion different options. a momentary flash of reason in my grim atrophied anxiety filled little evil incel freak brain
>>222184427madonna should be hangedhorrific person
rorke do not look at what happened in belfast yesterday
>name yourself after the Holy Virgin>be the biggest whore you can beMadonna is way more satanic than any heavy metal band ever was.
>>222184477too late rorkeypops sent a video of it to me and said "UK is finished"
>>222184502>>222184502
