previous >>222182024shape store edition https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7pyAbHc654
Would rather use a brazil new than a tripfag new
games are so shit these days
>>222183634tried re9?
>>222183634Yeah, i cant think of a single vidya i want to play rn. I recently got memed into playing alan wake 2. It was shit
Video games are for children.
Capitalizing white is just as gay and retarded as capitalizing black and you're a brown faggot if you do it
>>222183668didnt ask plus youre canadian
>>222183668Based. This thread is full of gamer losers and manchildren who think racism and poop jokes are funny.The glory days of /cum/ are gone.
Dogs are so fucking loud why do people like them?
Broke down and paid another prostitute $400 to sit on my face. She gave me a discount, she reached out to me (I'd seen her before) and I couldn't resist.It's time to stop.She was wearing underwear by the way, no bare ass or pussy on my face
>ernnnn did you just make a heckin RACIST joke? thats not gonna fly here, chud
I saw zoom zoom working the counter at a gas station he was openly talking about his addiction to tranny porn with his coworker. She had a disgusted look on her face but he just kept talking When I went up to get a pack of smokes he started rattling off about how he got rejected by a friend of his mom's he was flirting with What an odd fellow
There's a video on /gif/ where some workers are trying to save a guy from suicide and they end up dropping him off the building.
>>222183706You were fleeced
Four hundred dollars for not even a crumb of pussy. Not so much as a molecule of asshole. Can you even fucking imagine. Get right with God, /cum/
I only like westernized asian girls, dont like actual asian girls desu.
>>222183739
i've decided to get obnoxiously into rocksteady and reggaehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YGrvrxxob4ya mon
>>222183706Why would you pay money for a disgusting prostitute to put her genitals on your face? That's absolutely disgusting and you probably caught several diseases from that rancid pussy
>>222183690>manchildren who think racism and poop jokes are funny./cum/ used to be a place of decorum. In the old days cum gatherings had a lot of dignity and gravitas. We'd sip tea and dine on cucumber sandwiches and discuss phrenology. Those days are long gone now, but they still live on in my dreams
>>222183746I an unfamiliar with Toots and the Maytals
>>222183755of course YOU'D say thatyou have the brainspan of a stagecoach tilter
corr anticipating a difficilt pooing imminent
ella purnell a cuteI want to play with her butthole and give her an orgasm
>>222183755Now we dine on poop sandwiches and discuss gooning sad!
more like raeGAY
>>222183746POLICE AND THEEE-HEEEVES IN DA STREEETSOH YEEEEESCARIN DA NATIAAAN WIV DAGUNS AND REVELAATIAAAN
>>222183706What's the point of paying a prozzie but no sexs That's like going to a candy store nibbling on one small candy and then leaving
>>222183606da sto fo today
>>222183746For me it's jungle.
>>222183771i alredy shagged her pal
reminds me used to have ska cd used to playcaribbean classics innitaint heard in ageshad a specials cd too but dats british innit
I just jerked off now I'm eating pierogis
>>222183800MAD DE WOL A DEM A SPIN EM LIKE A WINDMILLNEW TAK FI DEM GARN TEL DEM WE GOT DEE SKILLZDANCE CYAN NICE UNTIL WE NAME PON DE BILLAND DEE GURL EM HEAR ME VOICE IT MEK DER DREAM GET FULFILLEDBOOYAKA BOOYAKA
YEE GET YA GIRL OR ILL SMACK HERI GET A POLE A REEL HER IN LIKE A SNAPPAGRAB SOME FLINT AND MAKE A BLADE LIKE A KNAPPAYEEI think I can be a British rapper honestly, just need to do that weird metronome thing they do with ryhmes, seems easy.
>>222183816Just ate pancakes, bacon, sausage, eggs, hashbrowns, and coffee. Now posting from the terlit and taking a POO
>>222183816Why didn't you wash your hands? You're nasty
Might have had a seizure
>>222183834Why do you think that
me not in fallriva massachusettesjah bless
canadian niggas be like"this breakfast too spicy"
>>222222222 approaches
the soyjak era of 4chan is over
>>222183838I cant think too good my legs are sore and it wasn't this dark out last I remember
>>222183844I visited springfield after taking the amtrak from bostongood GOD what a shithole
>>222183846I squirted sriracha all over most of it, but it was exactly as spicy as I wanted it to be
>>222183851Thank god
>>222183858Did you meet Homer
evens i smoke weedodds i massage my prostate
>>222183851
>>222183857You had an intense orgasm
>>222183816What kind
>>222183881Dude Gay Sex LMAO
>>222183851he soyjak era of 4chan only lasted like a couple of months at best years ago
>>222183728Thats standard pay around here>>222183732Maybe it's for the best that it wasn't bare, but I definitely wish it was.>>222183754She's a low volume provider, I'm one of her only clients. She smelled great>>222183783Facesitting is my fetish, I don't want sex
>>222183851Im more of a Quahog guy, everything I need is right here! The Clam is a five-minute drive, the brewery is a ten-minute drive, and the hospital is—well, let's just say the hospital is a place I’ve memorized the route to so well I don't even have to open my eyes anymore. Why mess with a good system?
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwMbJHbPTdVWAQoAHmqAmNqL5W7ilY6ZO
>>222183844In the 1920s Fall River had the most successful soccer team in the United States>>222183851Appropriated by discord troons and twitterniggers. Many such cases
drinking milk
>massaging your prostate is gay sexcanadian education lmao
>>222183831corr propa gud post diss
>>222183923Bruh that's gay as fuck!
I will now destroy all asians with a single post
wts /cum/'s favorite porn actresses
"Tchu ne deh" is how you say "Fuck you" in Mandarin.
>>222183911becky-core
Chink chong sucky sucky five dolrror
I liek... noodou.
>>222183938Lilly FordIt's a shame she retired, her pussy lips were unmatched
its over for me, its so over
>>222183938I don't have one I just Google hairy pussy and jerk off to whatever hoe I see
cute new twink at the grocery store but I'm way too shy to talk to him. Living is pain
>>222183910
*explodes you with my mind"
>>222183953He's straight and has a Korean girlfriend.
I had a dream where I brushed my teeth
こららららららららら―――――
>>222183953I fucked him
>>222183960Would be a great super power if you could do it from any distance
>>222183961actually hurt to read. Thanks
>>222183960actually hurt to read. Thanks
One of the many reasons teleportation would be near-impossible is you'd have to calculate exactly where the location you're trying to teleport to will be at any moment. The earth is spinning, orbiting the sun, which is orbiting the galactic center, which is moving towards the Andromeda galaxy (and many thousands miles per hour), and our galactic supercluster is moving.
>>222183982>>222183988??
>>222183994But would you still be the same person though
>>222183994Just stop everything else from moving
>>222183994*instantly teleports to your bussy*
i can grab an atom with chopsticks
I'm sleepy
>>222184003No, you'd die because you were dissolved, if it's Star Trek style teleporting. I think that would actually be easier since you could just beam it from one location to another without calculating movement through the universe. But, you'd die.Nightcrawler style teleporting would only work if it somehow stays in the same gravitational field
*teleports into a womans lower intestine and survives for decades feeding off her waste and other mens ejaculations*
>>222183947not for me pal
greatly wish to creampie moner and have her turn around and call me Papi
Trum says two more weeks until total victory
>>222184015>>222184035Swear there is a family guy cutaway like this
>>222183994Solved problem, look at what spacex is doing with all the low orbit satellites
I teleported my cum out my dick
The CIA has been able to teleport viruses since at least the 90s.
>>222183994This doesn’t really make any sense. There isn’t really a way to express your position in space in an absolute way. You have to say where you are relative to points of reference around you. Earth may be spinning and orbiting the Sun, which in turn has its own shit going on in macrocosm, but if you were to just express your position relative to Earth’s surface, i.e. to use the Earth as your point of reference instead of whatever black hole ten layers up, you wouldn’t need to take any of that stuff into account.
>>222184062What exactly are they doing that makes this a solved problem? It's not really a problem anyway outside of insane hypotheticals like time travel and teleporting
wish we could teleport pee and poo so we dont have to pee or poo
I deserve infinite pussy, infinite money, and infinite respect always and forever because of my infinitely superior soul
>>222184054She looks like she’s the type to burst into a Texas Latina soon
>>222184035>Babe, would you still love me if I was a worm in your lower intestines surviving off shit and cum?
>>222184090You desire and do not have, so you murder. You covet and cannot obtain, so you fight and quarrel. You do not have, because you do not ask. You ask and do not receive, because you ask wrongly, to spend it on your passions.
Society owes US
We live in a soyciety
>>222184054Tiny Mexican women are the new meta in Hollywood
>>222184106I will settle for a 1 time cash payment of 25 thousand dollars
the real infinity was the endless lives ruined along the way
watching porn
Should I wear this?
Me when the scran is fuego
>>222184121>pic
>>222184130cringe
>>222184130Hell no
>>222184130You'd attract some really good pussy if you wore thart
>>222184130Buy it for your incelf as fraudulent social proof so women think you have a cringe tard gf which will make other women want to fuck you
>>222184130these shirts are great, my wife took this pic of me in my drywaller shirt during our trip to walmart the other day
>>222184130Yes absolutely
Did you eat your tendies today?
>>222184080I guess you're right, but then the next hurdle is you'd need several buildings filled with super computers to reassemble your atoms in exactly the right way. And you would die
>>222184083Umm you're right it's not a problem. They are the latest and greatest at scaling orbital mechanics and signal correction and whatnot up, is all I'm saying. Lots of satellites and they work with any random phone supposedly.
>>222184156what a chad
>>222184162Argentina ahh
>>222184156Hank Hill ass
Video games are fine as long as you have real hobbies/interests. Anything is cringe if you make it into your whole personality.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AObNgPAB05I
>>222184186Literally got his ass
crazy how after one generation everyone decided to be celibate
>>222184193What if you make six figures a year playing video games on twitch while making potty jokes
I bet billionaires have personal squadron of slaves 24/7 on call. Slight technical issue crops up like they're toaster doesn't work at 2am they just pay some guy thousands to come in and unjam the toasterMust be nice. It's like getting the chest codes to a videogame, every problem instantly solved
>>222184203cant wait for the world population to reduce by 50%
>>222184203How am I supposed to know what this is without a Y axis label
>>222184209God invented bullets for a reason.
Is tuna noodle casserole an "american" food
My gaming group is all women
>>222184221all food is american if it was cooked in america
>>222184221Yes, Italians dont even know about pasta casseroles.
Do women like this really exist?
>>222184219your too stupid to be the intended audience
>>222184218Fun fact around 95% of gdp goes just to maintaining our current levels of consumption + capital stock
>>222184236White foids used to be loving and caring and genuine in their affections and do cute things. Now only asian girls do that.
>>222184236>troon sharkPASS
>>222184236no
>>222184236anime girls? yeah there's tons in japan
>>222184240>your
>>222184193How about gooning professionally
>>222183726>he got rejected by a friend of his mom's he was flirting withbased
>yourOOF
>>222184236why's dat nibba eatin condoms
>>222184234Italians have been making lasagne for like 1000 years
Do you really plan to stay inside all summer?
>>222184283No I have many plans
>>222184274They didn't have tomatos until after WWI
how come goth came back, but scene girls haven't?
>>222184283i wish
I'm handsome
>>222184296Wow the Roman Empire must not have had any food then
Momberg cooked nothing tonight I'm living off of peanut butter m&ms and breakfast essentials
I'm ugly and deformed. I'm literally Frankenstein, uncle fester, Quasimodo, and Freddy Krueger
>>222184321Lasagna has tomato sauce in it stupid
Ok imagine your gay
My cousin is a schizophrenic drug addict I feel bad for him and his mom
>>222184331 How did Jefferson make Macaroni & Cheese when processed cheese was invented in the 1910s
In many ways the civil war was the pretext to destroy much of the evidence of prior civilizations in the South
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5s3UreDK8A
>>222184337What does he talk about or what are his delusions like?
>>222184297zoomies are just after the aestheticReal goth girls were an actual subculture based around depression, poetry, self reflection, and anti social tendencies. But zoomies could never be authentic about anything so they just wear it like a skin suit for the panopticon.
This was my dinner tonight
>>222184328>Freddy Krueger
>>222184337schizophrenic drug addict Is speaking listen and learn
>>222184350grim
>>222184342Did you know that the location of the Ukraine war in the Donbass is suspected to be the urheimat of the Proto-Indo-European peoples, and a lot of important archeological sites like Kurgan mounds are getting destroyed by the war
Need to get my life back on track but I've been saying that for years
>>222184345I don't talk to him I only hear rumors about him refusing meds and going out late at night to score drugs and saying that the voices in his head tell him to hurt himself
>>222184349the internet has somehow made people more self-conscious than they've ever been beforeidgi
women are one of the grimmest things in this world
>>222184372would NOT be surprised in the least. nothing about that war makes sense.
>>222184373It's all good bro. Just start the change tomorrow:)
shat my bloomers a lil bit again on my way home
>>222184402Eugene?! What are you doing with my bloomers?!
isnt it crazy that the first covid case was in a chinese dog meat slop market that was right next to a virology laboratory
>>222184402Clean it up janny
Sipping on Barron Trump Mate drink in my Trump shoes on my Trump phone. Life is good
>>222184430>forgetting your MAGA hatngmi
>>222184430Trump it up
>>222184424Honestly if you ever visited china you wouldn't have made that comment. And I love the slop markets
Is Rump the first Pesident to make his followers wear a uniform
>>222184470
giwmawtf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vK2Y_AxK7U
>>222184424very huge coincidence
>>222184467Eisenhower got his faggot supporters to wear branded dresses, gloves, and parasols
>>222184501KTIM
>>222184490I think that would have been for the women, you know.
Sometimes nothing feels real and that scares me
>>222184481wife material <3
>>222184533Let me take you down'Cause I'm going to Strawberry FieldsNothing is real
>>222184531Huh? Women couldn’t even vote until 1995
>>222184555man...I fucking WISH
>>222184554I'm never alone, I'm alone all the timeAre you at one?Do you lie?We live in a wheel, where everyone stealsBut when we riseIt's like strawberry fieldsTreated you badYou bruise my faceCouldn't love you more, you've got a beautiful taste
>>222183726>working the counter at a gas stationIf I ever wound up working the counter at a gas station in AZ you'd know I was truly suicidal>>222183739For Koreans, Chinese, and some SEAs this makes sense. For Japanese and other SEAs this does not make sense.>>222183909You're lucky. Standard is a thousand in my area.
>>222184555>canadian education
bi flag on /tttt/ mogging every other flag hardwe're eating good
Modded Morrowind for a few hours then got bored and uninstalled award
>>222184645Many such cases
I need you, I want you toCome to me, ecstasy (uh)Ecstasy, ecstasy, (uh) ecstasy (uh)Ecstasy, ecstasy, (uh) ecstasy (uh)Ecstasy, ecstasy, (uh) ecstasy (uh)Ecstasy, ecstasy, (uh) ecstasy (uh)Ecstasy
God I want to fuck a cute Chinese tranny
morrowind niggas be like*MISS* *MISS* *MISS* *MISS* *MISS* *MISS*AYO THIS GAMEPLAY FIRE
>>222184688>Chinese trannyDedicated Chinese guys are effeminate enough, Chinese femboys are elite and rival French ones
>God I want to fuck a cute Chinese tranny
A fair price for a whore is $100/hr (I literally whore for free)Anything more than that is insanity
>>222184699You'd have to go to Southeast Asia to get prices that low
>>222184704or your moms house for 1/10th the cost
Thread themehttps://youtu.be/dYh-FrMzGUs?si=1B6vwkG_tME8HbZx
Homeless women will charge $50 an hour
Great posts on /cum/ today everyone.Except you, your posts suck ass. You know who you are.
>>222184704maybe I will
Is Zoom Zoom just a Jason rebrand
>>222184736NoI don't recall Jason whining this much
>>222184744how would the sumerians have known about hitler
>>222184750Every leader was like Hitler back in those days
God I miss serb poster
>>222184759WhyHe was not very interesting
One time I was so horny I was tempted to ask a woman hobo that was painting a dumpster if she would suck my dick for $20
>>222184759We get it, you're a Black Russiaboo
thread is dyingthe only thing i can do to help is goon and so i shall
>>222184692you white boys complain about white girls you are lucky you are white because as a black guy I will tell you have no fucking clue what it is like to deal with black girls
>>222184759He sucked
>>222184764
>>222184779>you white boys complain about white girlsWho said anything about White girls, I've made moves on girls of all ethnicities and ages with zero luck
>>222184764There are men who do this frequently and then brag about it onlineThere are entire subforums dedicated to fucking homeless women
>>222184779Can’t you just get a bunch of them pregnant and then be a deadbeat who disappears
>>222184791I would be too afraid to catch a disease
>>222184699I'll pay you ten dollars if you let me punch you in the stomach as hard as possible
Downloading Bayonetta 2
>>222184759He now stealthposts in /ex-yu/ without a trip
>>222184802That's because you aren't completely insane
>>222184804That's how Harry Houdini died
ok yeah it DOES look way better. nice.
>safebooru
>>222184827How did it look before at night
just coomed
>>222184847to?
boy am i thirstyam i thirstybut i am so tiredthe only thing i am more than tired is thirstyand i AM thirsty
>>222184855How about I pee in your mouth
Why haven't you taken the pledge yet?
>>222184850Gay scat porn
>>222184850solo female porn
Dogbergs ear is infected again
Do you guys have digestives?
>>222184901No that's a UK thingWeird name too, sounds like a medicine but they are just cookies
>>222184901Yeah dadberg likes those
>>222184914I wouldn't say that they're cookies. Cookies are those ones with chocolate chips and uneven surfaces. I think digestives are better described with the world 'biscuit'
>>222184901yeah. they're ok but too expensive for what they are. i like the ones with chocolate.
>>222184930>>222184963Are they in the foreign food aisle
>>222184827I prefer it from before they built the reflecting pool
>>222184969long time ago eh
>>222184969No wonder it's so humid
>>222184874I’m pledging, mom!https://youtu.be/kIqIKyIH7yU
you guys might be ugly, but at least you aren't THIS ugly (right haha...)
goodnight
>>222184988Would bottom left
I'm starting to think footkraut never had a girlfriend or is expecting a child
>>222184988something something spiteful mutants
>>222185002That isn't him
>>222185002That would be a funny bit>post about your gf being pregnant and having a baby soon for like 5 years
>>222184969I will never have this
>>222185008it's not. footenkrauten has never posted 2d that I can recall.
>>222185008How do you know
>>222185002>>222185013>>post about your gf being pregnant and having a baby soon for like 5 years
>>222184969Where did you get this picture of my Minecraft build
>>222185064How did Joe get it up
/mtfg/: incessant tranime, text walls and hyper-specific nerdposts/ftmg/: short single-sentence /brit/ and /osg/ style blogposts
>>222185088He just likes to watch
>>222184963Probably because they're imports. The chocolate coated ones are nice, but I prefer the plain ones. You can taste more of the buttery and salty flavour
>make too much coffee>reheat some later in the microwave>reheating it somehow changed the colour so it took on a bit of a greenish hueHmm
PoopFunny
>>222185124I would put my grandma in a blender to live there
>>222185124This image is pretty ironic. The Ancient Aryan steppe conquerors were conquerors precisely because they would generally forego material wealth. They were nomadic pastoralists who lived a spartan, martial lifestyle. They’d encounter decadent grain-fed agrarian civilizations, and run them down. These days, who is the martial caste of the United States, providing a lot of the young men to serve in the world’s strongest military? The so-called “trailer trash” of places like Appalachia. They probably are the nearest thing to the modern spiritual successors to the Ancient Aryans
Jerked off again award
>>222185271Except they're cucked fighting for pissrael instead of their race this time
>>222184054She looks nothing like that now. She got buccal fat removal surgery.
>>222185313You win some you lose some
do you reckon this country's founders thought their republic would last for a quarter of a millennium
>>222185335Yes. I read the federalist papers, they seemed pretty smart
>>222185335>do you reckonYes, Hamilton was a fucking moron and the country was very lucky he didn't destabilize it
>>222185387yes but our constitutional rights are violated every day, particularly the fourth amendment
>>222185335haven't been a republic in many years but yeah I guess technically
>>222185454>haven't been a republic in many yearsRepublics are just representative governments that aren't monarchies. The USSR and Nazi Germany were republics.
Pretended to sleep so Dadberg doesn't nag at me for being on the 'chan all night
>>222185471well we're not a representative government either so what's your point
>>222185497>well we're not a representative government eitherIf you have people from certain areas of the country represented in government and voted on by some part of the population that's a republic. A republic can be good or bad, but it is what it is.
>>222185541is North Korea a republic?
>>222185541oh, you're a bread and circuses enjoyer, I see. ah well, somebody's gotta be I guess.
>>222185549>is North Korea a republic?De jure yes, de facto it's a monarchy.
Zoom Zoom kinda winning this debate ngl
>>222185509Nigga looks like a goldfish
>>222185556>you're a bread and circuses enjoyerI'm not man these days the bread is moldy and the circus is a bunch of angry trannies
>>222185509this has gotta be fetal alcohol syndrome or something, right?
>>222185471>>222185541Why do you think republics must have representatives? There are lots of other non-representational, non-monarchical forms of government
>>222185618>Why do you think republics must have representativesIt's literally in the name
>>222185509Let a man have $200
I hate that it only rains in the afternoon I love an early morning thunderstorm
>>222185688dat nigga ain't need no $200
>>222185559So being a republic or a monarchy doesn't mean much in practice, it's just a formality
>>222185746>>222185746New
Ripping some loud farts
>>222185732>being a republic or a monarchy doesn't mean much in practice, it's just a formalityNK is technically very close in line with historical Korean monarchies but is definitely different in novel ways that are specific to the influence of Marxism-Leninism and various Western theories. For example it's very unique that NK is still very straunchly atheist/antireligious when Korea has historically been tolerant of all sorts of religions, which is something that you can see in the South given its relative religious diversity.Regardless, formality is important given formality is often where legitimacy lies.
>>222185271Brother this is beyond cope. jeet means victory tier cope. Uhm akschually faggot means bundle of sticks type cope.>Young men>AppalachiaLol the average age in the region is 40
