Having a lie down
Anyone who saw the attempted beheading video in Northern Ireland last night can anyone translate if he is saying anything islamic or just schizo babbling?
>>222187316KAT
About to shag my Asian wife (without contraception)
hang on babe i need to tell my friends on 4chan how were about to have sex
>>222187316I think he was shouting something about “No Surrender” and “Fuck the Pope and the IRA” he was definitely a loyalist
SEX 25: Sex in Corolla
learning how to dougie
>>222187393She's in the other room doing her eyemask thing.
Dick and Harry occasionally sigh, but Tom Sizemore
nth for the baddiedem
ah
Noticed everyone is slightly more hypochondriacal since the wokevid wokedowns. Mumberg thinks her hangover headache is a sign she's seriously ill, and I'd be lying if I don't think every bit of chest pain is a sign of my imminent death.
>>222187474Poor mods having to deal with a rorke invasion
what do ugly skinny girls dotheyre not fat but got bad faces
umm, we're not supposed to like baddies we're supposed to like goodies silly
>>222187479I don't get chest pain because I'm not a fat unhealthy moron
>>222187491get fat
>>222187491get bbls
this is what they took from us
>>222187498*yawns in your face*
this rorke is on fire
the vibes are off in /brit/ today
If you saw this Belfast thing would you have stepped in to help the guy? I’d like to think I would but deep down I am a pussy
have the police service of northern ireland released any details of the somalian lads bbc?
64 64 64 zoo lane
just don't reply to it
>>222187543if i was with a group who were rushing the guy then yeah. idk if i would take him on myself
>>222187543no because i know better than taking on a man armed with a knifei'd call the police
>>22218755410 inches apparently according to witnesses :O
>>222187554he will be shagging some prison guard who has an onlyfans in a few months dont worry
>>222187574It wasn’t a knife it was a Stanley knife
>>222187474Come on m8 don't be a dickhead bellend nonce immigrants are alright you know aha besides we have home grown problems
>>222187592showed that gammon the door laddid you catch the footy game the other night btw lad
>Cause of death will not be released Hate this kind of shit.
now hearing some lass in Manchester has stabbed her classmates
>>222187591ok and how does that change my point
Just a normal day in the UK of GB and NI, don't see what all the fuss is about
got nothing to post
>>222187610didnt he buy some rope on cctv then walking into the woods at night
>>222187615Stanley knife are tiny you could disarm him
>>222187610cause of death: the norwood reaper
>>222187610quite the hairline for a 20 year old
evens I get the beers inodds I have a cup of teadubs I go to bed now
https://youtu.be/l0hD3KBwoiA
>>222187627no thanks id rather avoid getting my face slashed with a knife when i could simply call the police instead
>>222187655rorke showing this pic to his barber
>>222187655hitler didn't have blue eyes
french people are so swarthy and brown they are indistinguishable from the nafris
never understood why the big adolf did the gay tash trim, he would have had aura if he let that shit grow like a mexican cartel boss
>>222187687Yes he did
>>222187607Seasons over m8 can't catch me out like that
in the psych ward and nursebergs are late with my medication AGAINjust give me my fucking olanzipine and valium so i can go to sleep ffs
>>222187479would love to suck on her tits while she shoves multiple fingers up my arse and tells me i’m a good boy
>>222187687False.
>>222187393corr would love a big mouth aussie sheila who can take a punch
>>222187697simply untrue, shut the fuck up
I'm an incel software engineer
>>222187721ok but he only had one ball though right?
>>222187732obviously referring to the World Cup Friendlies
>>222187715agreed, looks miles better here
they try and blow up a police station with a car bomb every other week in NI but a stabbing is where all the rorkes are drawing the line
reckon the biggest reason there are so few great female philosophers is because women don't have beards to ponderously stroke
>>222187775they have muffs
>>222187736did u try to kil urself agen? x
>>222187764the battle where he got his iron cross he suffered a groin injury, but no confirmation on any actual testicle injury
elle fanning gets a doordash (p. 1)
>>222187543It was literally a free winThe guy was crouched holding the guy with a small Stanley blade and you have two guys backing you up, with a Hurley bat you have nothing to worry about I would have hit him a running football kick in the face even without a bat
how do french women react to british men's faces and personality
>>222187792nah just a horrific panic attack x
farting
i've had sex but it was years ago and i'm incel now
>>222187803forgot to attach
>>222187843virginity grows back after 5 years
big fuck off tits large fuck in arse
Impeccable timing
>>222187733>scars
>>222187849the classic hold up the bag and look away while they take their little photo strat. big fan
and p. 2
I have irritable bowel syndrome and it isn't fun at all.
>>222187867would love to slurp on her bottom
>>222187748youve never met a french person lol
>>222187849Wow are there paparazzi actually just camped outside her house 24/7 lol
>>222187885dog is looking right at me
got folliculitis lads :(
ellie goulding looks a bit horselike still would disappoint her with my prematurely ejaculating small white penis given the chance though
>>222187867its huge
>>222187849>>222187867there is something so repulsive to me about not just getting fast food but having it delivered
>>222187885tights and skirt erotic
...you guys doin alright there?
>>222187895Have been to France several times actually.
>>222187867my god
got madeupetitus lads not fun :(
>>222187940No I can’t get a job I have £1209.72 left to my name
>>222187861is that the mayor? she's fit
>>222187952get this man full PIP and a motability bmw
>>222187952aww diddums
>>222187808They like Scottish men but not English
>>222187940i got no mates unemployed live at home £100k student debt with £300 savings
>>222187785
>>222187849whys she got her initial on her shirt like a cartoon character
>>222187968corr spaffhttps://www.reddit.com/r/ellefanningbutt/comments/15k2gp0/elle_fanning_butt/
gained 5kg in 4 days
>>222187942they are swarthy and dont look white
>>222188004Untrue, be quiet.
>>222187862dont say you wouldnt
r/ellefanningbutt
>>222188011you have no rebuttal
>>222188014sex boobs tummy erotic
>>222188045
>>222187968weird bodyshe has a long abdomen, short legs and a big arse. very odd proportions
>>222188014Hate fake blondes me
>>222188079ok
gay porn
When I read all these articles about rising unemployment and NEEThood etc I am thankful for my crappy part time wagie job. It will 100% be replaced by a robot in the next ~3-5 years but until then it allows me to chill out and kick the can down the road.
love a skinny white woman with a fat butt
good morning
>>222188014imagine a bbc purple headed python right between them
>>222188129alri
More pictures of raccoon girl pls
>>222188143no
>>222188150google images broken?
something very sad about about remembering a girl i used to wank to in 2019-2020, finding her profile only for all of her old pictures to be deleted and now shes ugly library of alexandria situation
i think godzilla had a point
>>222188204He had several actually, all down his back and tail
Why don't they make raccoon boys
>>222187766*Sweats nervously*
ahaa love gymskin mejust good vibes and none of that toxic reform masculinityjust a good dude you'd love to a have a pint with
>>222188222hahahaha boom boom
if you take away 4chan there's not really much to do on the internet is there
>>222188263I’m going to end up having a nervous breakdown
poo from a bum
>>222188244Gymskin is a 32 year old bloke from Essex leftypol is is lala land if he thinks he's anything but reform
>>222188263if you're a normie there's always instagram or if you're a retarded nerd there's always reddit
>>222187861>My upbringingPersonal anecdote, not an argument.>Everyone deserves to beWishful thinking>Implying we can't have equal laws and strong bordersFalse dilemmaHow do these airheads get elected?
someone just rang my neighbours doorbell 31 times30 fucking 1 times
>>222188014Only with a bag over her head
have yet to meet a woman who hasnt mentioned astrology at least once
>>222186090I knew things had got a bit grim for you lads but fuck meeeeeeee thats grim
they don't call it trolling anymore they call it rage bait
>>222188150
>>222187919Give it a scrub lad
>>222188396do they still use the troll face but call it a rage bait face?
used to be a poster on /fit/ called masstest who would blast steroids and use every conversation as an excuse to mention taking steroids and mocked other /fit/ users for not taking themhe was massivewonder if he's still alive
>>222188396because of woke
>>222188396trolling is now when you have opinions the british establishment doesn’t like and is done by russians on farms
poo mental how easy it is to make friends, all you have to do is force yourself to the same social event, whatever it may relate to, keep turning up and wa la you eventually start making friends.But you don't want to do that do you? Just want to mope around in your room all alone don't you?
>>222188419don't think any of the rage comic memes are used anymore
>>222188453poo mental is it?
deport them all to CECOT
>>222188453yh
women are out here buying 20 thousand pound sweaters in their early 20s
>>222188194For me it was japanese artists deleting their game art kino. Nowadays if I like a bit of media I'm saving it 9/10
>>222188478woe man more like
>>222188453I worked at a place for 6 months with no one talking to me, then one day they just started talking to me and I made one of my regular mates there but it's interesting that I was essentially blanked by him for 6 months and yet we really get on now
>>222188478it's not 20 thousand really is it she's just set it at that so nobody can buy it because it's reserved
>>222188453been theredone thatdidn't work for me
i could buy 5.5 of them
>>222188502wish i was smart enough to figure stuff like this out on the go
ktim
>>222188478>women
>>222188453You're right and I've done that but I don't want friends and I don't want people to talk to me.
if you don't make mates for life in uni it's basically over
Today's luncheon:1 x Ham, cheese and Branston pickle (chunky) sandwich1 x Pear1 x Pack of Wotsits1 x Yorkshire tea (1/2 tsp sugar, splash of milk)
The person I go to the pub with every weekend now I met when I was 27
>>222188551ktim
nigga eating a pear
>>222188478Gf wants a £300 jumper or vouchers towards it for her birthday. Absolutely mental how she'll just spill spaghetti sauce down it anyway.
>>222188536would be lying if i said i dont find her attractive
>>222188577scream
>>222188536stepmum genuinely has this build
>>222188551All of my mates I met at uni or through said uni mates. There's one guy that we allowed into our group because he used to work with a guy and seems sound, other than that only way to meet new people is if they're going out with existing friends. I count my self very lucky
>>222188582love bbws me, despite being thin myself
opening womens swimsuit section on vinted.com and bruising my willard
>>2221885661 x Clue
Fucking FREEZING
>>222188597Ever shag her in the arse/?
the pole is stroking his pole
>>222188617corr love to just give her a long plapping
>>222188635it is quite chilly
>>222188536>>222188617sproiler thorse horgs
>>222188617bit concerned about her wiping hygiene
fried eggs, dark chocolate and a greek yoghurt for lunchberg i reckon
Bitches be shoppin
>>222187918he knows what you're thinking
Built my bergs a makeshift ladder so they can climb in through the first floor window from the pergolaTurned out quite well and 2/3 of them have already figured it out
fucks sake. right its time to get rid of the poo barmer. this takes the fucking piss
Is it weird to be a left leaning centrist on most issues but be a total chud on homosexuality?
Keep seeing overwatch players with their icon as the israeli flagNot sure if they're joking or not
>>222188782bro is indian
sir e porner
i'm spiritually indian
mentel how many of you lot see a pic of a fit lady and reply with you wouldn’t shag her rottenbunch of gay homosexuals itt
>>222187230ktim
britfeel.xyz now has a seether detector, for int. enjoy
First wuppa of the day garn down the hatch.
toilberg sending us home early because of the potential for the lads to get a bit naughty in belfast later
>>222188857Is this fit by scandi standards?
>>222188869dumb french idiot buffoon
>>222188866How can I get sent home for the same thing? In SE England btw
tell you what i reckon holidays to northern belfast will be cheaper now, anyone fancy a lads trip in August?
>>222188862Thanks hostlad
In the last few years we've had an Irishman, an American, a woman and several Catholics as Sheriffs of the City of London. It's not really on, is it.
niggas iffy uh
i fear the blowback against innocent somalians will be atrociousonce again brown people will be the true victims of brown on white crime
what to do on this grim grey tuesday
>>222188941job application
>>222188917SCUUUUUUUUUUUMMMM GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGGG
Free my nigga Sam
What is the reason behind blacks and browns committing more heinous crimes than their white counterparts?
>>222188989>The "warrior gene" is a popular moniker for a low-activity variant of the MAOA (monoamine oxidase A) gene located on the X chromosome.
penis stiffy uhcum real sticky uhfinna dick me uhbooty hole 50 cocks
>>222188782>I want gibs>but I hate homos or whateverthis is the standard brown position
>>222188733How many inches are needed to satisfy her?
>>222188951got menthol elves
>>222188989blood rushes to their bbcs and leaves them in a state of confusion
>>222188989Well basically they're low IQ and lack impulse control
>2 more days untilt he World Cup
Would love for Milly Alcock to shag me with her girlcock
>>222188989Less evolved.
just not right
willy doesn't feel clean until that first piss after wanking
>>222189096I've said it before but pornstars genuinely need to be sterilised when they enter the industry. Same with prostitutes. They simply should not be allowed to have children.
>>222189096Wow she got quite fat
>>222189126It's like you need to clear out any jizz that got left in the shaft
>>222189138people who recognise porn stars should be executed
>>222189151you can't help it when mainstream news is putting out free advertisement for her can you
Ever get that thing where you do yourself a cock injury by pissing too soon after cumming? Feels like you then need to piss constantly but you don't you've just messed with the internal tubes somehow. Feel like I have to leave it at least half an hour after a wank before a piss, which is usually a problem when I'm having a drunk and on drugs goon sesh
rork
>>222189096is she still doing porn with that bumpa preggers bbc gangbang would be kino
>>222189138Most people should be barred from reproduction. The elites are right about the goyim
getting shot in the back of the neck as i see angela white with her huge tits at aldi
>>222189174you might genuinely have a condition, I can piss immediately after cumming with no issue
>>222189183you are genuinely deeply disturbed
>>222188733Corrrrrr
>>222189151Nah Porn is vitalistic
rorke falling in love with PC Becky
>>222189227It really isn't
Mad how there are ISO standards for basically everything nowWho comes up with them
>>222188989But I didn't have pancakes for breakfast.
just watched videos of trump eating pizza and fries at a basketball game
>>222189251imagine ISO has something to do with it
>>222189187>Most people should be barred from reproductionLet's start with the rich
>>222189227NahHaving sex is "vitalistic"Porn is pathogenic
>>222189191I could do but it's been a lifelong issue for me. Think it's something to do with the little valve bit that stops piss going into your balls. Slow switchover or whatever.
>>222189183wasn’t a bbc but yeah saw her bouncing on a dick for her fansly with it
>>222189230roundabout way of asking him out
sitting in my evil incel lair stroking my beard and pondering
need a bbw to wank me off until she tears my banjo string while sitting on my face
What's your shagger level lads?>Shagger Apprentice>Shagger Novice>Shagger Initiate >Shagger Knight>Shagger Expert >Deputy Shagmaster>Vice Shagmaster>Shagmaster>Grand Shagmaster
I'm barred from reproduction by being a vile incel slug
>>222189309wizard
flying over to northern ireland to stand with my rorke brethren
>>222189309victim
whats the normal age for a guy in the uk start a family
>>22218932987
>>222189309novice
post who you think is the most beautiful woman in the world
tag yourseslf i'm top left
might buy a rav4
The O'Rorke clan getting tooled up and ready to fight the white police and burn some cars tonight
>>222189329not allowed to have families anymoredue to woke
>>222189366zooey deschanel
>>222189366My wife :)
>>222189366the one reading this post x
>>222189309shagger dalit
>>222189309Shagger Expert
got so many grey hairs now. it not right i'm still just a young man of 36
don't fuck with my trailer cunt, don't park in my spotit's the second time this week and i'm about to lose the ploti phoned up the council and the bloke said it was minemove your shit heap of a car to the other fucking side
>>222189388exberg looks a lot like her but we split up because she was needy and annoying
mickey o'rourke in his bedroom attending a virtual free palestine protestwilliam mcrorke on the streets throwing petrol bombs at police and burning cars to protest against legal sudanese migration
I’D RATHER BE A SPARROW THAN A SNAIL
>>222189418[adlibs](spot)(plot)(mine)(side)
they always make non binary characters in games an ugly mexicanwhy do they do that
>>222189444appeal to average american gamers
>>222189444name 3
>move ya shit heap of a caah to the other fackin soide
games designers are also obsessed with vitiligo
>>222189444?
>>222189473well they're just yellow
I'm only 37, still got my life ahead of me.
>>222189473frisk is a malechara is a foid
I have vitiligo and have not once thought about being "represented"
thought the doctor who saw me today was a paki at first but then i saw his nametag and his first name was juan, didn't know we had mexican doctors
don't forget to get your maccies world cup meal!
>>222189498lmao this nigga a nigga
>>222189388Honestly not a bad vote but she's dropped off a lot.>>222189366The tough thing about this question is they all age horribly. A random 16-18 yr old probably looks better than any model you can name, but she won't in 4 years. There's a very, very, very small number of women who look good 40+, so would the most beautiful be one of those? It's hard to say.
>>222189523what a horrid little incel you are
Non binary reminds me of trying to describe nothinglike you can't describe nothing without defining it as the absence of something, but that in itself is "something"or like how blind people don't see nothing because seeing nothing is seeing somethinghow can you not feel like a male or female if you can't know what those feel like (on account of not feeling like them)yeah I don't know just doesn't compute in my headanyway off for a shit out of my bum
>>222189309shagger invalid
wait... some of you haven't shagged???
>>222189548so you could call your sex life non binary then?
>>222189509Henry
>>22218932935
New>>222189591
>>222188989They have conquerer genes wypipo lost after WW2
>>222189534Probably shagged more in my time than you mate. Your simping and protecting the honour of invisible women who aren't even here is more incelish.
