>>222196530First for gay sex
rubbing my willy
injecting glowstick fluid down my japseye so all my willy veins start glowing green
>>222196530use the power of gravity to compact my dick and balls into an infinitely small quantum state
Last for god living heathen hating jesus worshipping non homosexual heterosexual sex
might have a melty dx
>>222196584?????????????????
>>222196588any more hot memes straight off the 2018 press
the beast of bodmin moor
them menulog dimmies turned me genderqueer
eyebergs are itchy and performing an involuntary tears
Is 2.5k quid a hefty sum? This champ sounds very displeased.
came inside a girl that wasn't on any birth controlfigured if she had any concerns she'd have said not toin hindsight i may have had more power in the situation that i realised at the timeshould have been the more responsible one, think she would have gone along with whatever i saidfew weeks of trying not to think about it until it's definitely not a problem
>>222196567go to r/sounding and sort by top of all time near the top there will be a photo of a whole glowstick shoved down a urethra
>>222196608
*rattles my incel cage*
>>222196626Go smash the windows in her house
>>222196634>go to r/sounding and sort by top of all time
>>222196650
>>222196654your loss rorke
>>222196639do you have any fucking idea what you’ve just done
>>222196634theres one in the top with a trannois putting a 14 inch thin toy thing in her japs eyegenuinely mesmerising watching her pull it all out
>>222196626for a 21 year old yeah
>>222196634several of your neurons are dedicated to knowing this
>>222196626It's a lot of money for a 21 year old to get stolen off him by what is effectively a prozzie
>>222196634And you know this information, because?
>>222196667bloodclart
>>222196634skyrim sidequest
>>222196616miaow :3
>>222196630i once rawdogged a hungarian prostitute and came inside hermad to think i could have a whore child bastard running about in hungary
evens i drive around and have a look to see how many police are about for the riots and post it hereodds i stay inside
>>222196667>her
>>222196626>he bought her an expensive giftcuck behaviour
a bbc the size of a tangerine
>>222196713what riots?
>>222196713Best to stay inside. Don't want to be out among the rioters
Just had a gay porn cup of tea round me mates
>>222196735alri diddy
garroting my bellend off with dental floss
>>222196626>She's 29 now. I'm 21.
>>222196708barebacked a gypsy street hooker in prague in some bushesgot an sti test when i got home and distinctly remember my first piss after they did that scrapey thing in my urethra, was like a powerhose
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>>222196713London or Belfast? Those are the only two places ChatGPT says there are protests planned.
>>222196626
ouuu shi
things are kicking off
What is it that makes redditors so insufferable? Not sure if it is my psyche or the website is intentional ragebait.My favorite is seeing people say "As a doctor" "As a engineer" and then proceed to give the most lukewarm 80iq on any given topic. Not sure if the average person is retarded, I am retarded, redditors are retarded or if all of these factors are true.
>>222196630It's surprisingly difficult to get a girl pregnant, you have to cum in her many times, during the right part of her cycle.
Dublin Express has cancelled all its services to and from Belfast ahead of planned protests across the city this evening.
>>222196767ars lol
i get zero ars
Odds showerEvens ham sandwich
>>222196776lots of bots and shills and the culture is highly sanitised and sterile
my name is rorke, it's always beencause I'm the most boring sonsabitch you've ever seen
4.9 MILLION ARSES
>>222196768She's my actressfu
>>222196768gross
>>222196776It's the incessant virtue signalling and showing off
>>222196810WAHEY
>>222196776the upvote system leads to a refinement of language over time. people that talk the way redditors like and follow "reddiquette" get upvoted more and so seen by more people which creates a feedback loopposts that are unfriendly, rude or just don't follow the expected tone get downvoted which has the opposite effect
ALL ROADS OUT OF BELFAST HAVE BEEN SHUT DOWN
>>222196754fuck i thought they had stopped doing urethra scrapes
>>222196832shut up man
>>222196776because reddit is for people who are nothingit’s a website specifically catered for people who are the last one in the room to get the joke
>>222196810rasheeds forfeit options after losing the game
>>222196754>>222196854>urethra scrapesum what?
This will end in bloodshed and the right will be doomed at rhe next election. Normies are allergic to violence.
>>222196855sent that celeb obsessed coomer flying
some indian girls are cute but they still have *that* smell
>>222196812I use to think this but it is 100% real people who take themselves seriously. I checked post history.>>222196838I think you are right. Is this how most people are though or is it just this specific website?
>>222196886All according to plan.
i’m a gnarled deformed ogre freak who needs to be drowned in a bog
>>222196776you have to act in a specific very obnoxious way to get any attention on the site
>>222196918bizarre lie
>>222196885they would shove one of those things people used to use to clean their ears, the stick with cotton, down your pee hole. then feel your ballsack.
>>222196776Every comment on reddit is an appeal to the masses.This is why every popular subreddit feels exactly identical in all regards.This is why you see comments that start off with "i know i will be downvoted for this" proceeded by the equivalent of "the sky is blue".The more normie the comment, the more karma, so the entire website feels like a place where everybody says the same empty comments.
>>222196918bet you're a fit lad x
>>222196864Scary though when these people are "doctors", "academics" or "engineers".
>>222196929>>222196929they don't do this in England anymoreI don't need to explain why
the other problem with rddit is every post is fake as fuck and never happened, normtards will say anything to get a few karma points
Racists with mud on their face right now. Claiming that the Belfast attacker was Somali. He was Sudanese! You guys must be feeling really stupid right now.
spare a thought for the innocent migrants who will feel the effects of this incident
>>222196969goydrones love their mindless drama
>>222196914>Is this how most people areA lot of people don't have any real convictions and just attach themselves to whatever is popular. Women are the essential example, they care about something because other women or the media tells them it matters. But many "men" are like that too and reddit attracts them.
>>222196986sudanese nuts
>>222196986Got egg on my face personally
>>222196929fucking grimim never having sex
the worst part about this attack is that the right is going to try and politicise it to drive further division in this country
>>222196776they all legit live in a bubble and create their own reality, the ones who refuse to engage in are downvoted to high heaven, they're also very pretentious and have a holier than thou kind of attitude, not to mention the mandatory movie quotes in every single post, it's one big circlejerk, which is ironic since they love to make fun of this word
>>222196958what do they do now? i think i also had to have a urine test
bro there's this chinese girl at my work and her name's bloody tingtingTINGTING BREVWHAT THE FUCK
Why are gays obsessed with anorexic Ariana Grande?
>>222196955most doctors and academics are fucked up freaks who turn into literal psychopaths if disrespected in the slightestlocking yourself in your room and studying alone for 8 years doesn't make you a genius, it makes you an autistic psycho
>>222196969and then everyone clapped
the worst part about this attack is that we have millions more of these ticking biomass time bombs wandering our streets
>>222197016urine and they just swab around the tip
Sir Jewish Family
>>222197010could you imagine the backlash against peaceful muslims if they dropped a nuke and killed a million british people?
>>222197008its still worth it. that hungarian prostitute was 1 in 100 and i've forgotten most but still remember her.
Sister had a year 9 foreign girl in her class go mental with a knife today, stabbed 3 people including the teacher
fucking hate cities, me
were all fae somewhere rorke
have the police released any details of his bbc yet?
>>22219691499% of people don't browse redditof the ones that browse, something like 80% of them don't postthere are no 'most people' conclusions that can be drawn from there
arrest all women justice for gamers
>>222197057bizarre lie
*whips up division*
im australian btw
>>222197046thats not so bad. does the doctor still visually inspect your willard and feel your balls?
>>222197053What’s Hungary like? Where did you go while you were there?
>>222197069not yet leftypol
>>222197034Literally me but I am unemployed and left highschool a year early.
>>222197081bizarre lie
>>222197089it was here. i found her ad on adultwork. im not going to fucking hungary lol
>>222197077Yeah?
Chang'e 1 (2007) and Chang'e 2 (2010) orbited the Moon, surveying potential landing sites. Chang'e 3 (2013) deployed China's first lander and rover, Yutu. Chang'e 4 (2019) made the world's first landing on the far side of the Moon; its Yutu-2 became the longest-lived lunar rover. Chang'e 5 (2020) provided the world's first lunar sample return since Luna 24 in 1974, also conducting the first robotic lunar orbit docking. Chang'e 6 (2024) retrieved the first ever lunar far side samples. China plans Chang'e 7 (late 2026) and Chang'e 8 (2028), which will explore the lunar south pole for ice, using multi-landing flying probes; the latter will test in situ resource utilization. China plans a crewed lunar landing in 2029 or 2030, using the Mengzhou orbiter and Lanyue lander, each launched by a super heavy-lift Long March 10 rocket. China aims to construct the International Lunar Research Station at the lunar south pole from 2031, collaborating with Roscosmos and 11 other countries
are you allowed to ask for a white british doctor like you can ask for a male/female doctor?
>>222197010Really when you ponder about it, a murderer is safer to the public than the average man, he got these desires out of his system cathartically, he poses no danger anymore, doesnt he?
>>222197099bizarre lie
imagine if the biomass do something very bad during the warmer weather next week
>>222197099did u study the 'chon for 8 years?
>>222197115ew you live in scumchester
>>222197071I use this website as a gauge for how others think in the world around me
>>222197048yeah mate we've all seen the norm bit well done for ruining it
>>222197115maybe they were talking reckless
>>222197123Go for the oriental girl. She’ll have had to have been much more clever then the other candidates to get into medical school
>>222197144studied your mom for 8 years, cody
>>222197146why not talk to the people in the world around you instead? if you won't talk to them, why do you care what they think?
>>222197172meltdown
>>222197088scrancake
>Loyalists and Irish Republicans joining forces against the Muslim invasion of Britain Based
>>222197129rorke is tuned right out of reality for the next month, world cup's on
gn forum gngn
>>222197158theres 1 white doctor and 5 or 6 nigerians at my local surgery
>>222197144Yes. I once amazed a co-worker in a game identifying national flags. They were curious how I became so worldly. I also have told people facts about their own nationality only to be proven wrong and corrected.
>>222197178high five
>>222196898I grew up in the Midlands surrounded by Indians who didn’t want anything to do with me because if they were seen with a white person they’d immediately be ostracised by their peers and community, even the most integrated, “white acting” Indians didn’t really mix that way. It just didn’t happen. When I got to say 19/20 there were quite a few Indian girls that were international students from places like Mumbai that had money, they would fuck like mad. There was one in particular who was absolutely fucking gorgeous and already engaged back home. She was beautiful to the point where I didn’t believe her photos were real. Took her to Wetherspoons for a few Woo Woos and Purple rains, went back to her Uni accommodation and came inside of her. Never spoke again but I regret that now.
>>222197198Literally playing Russian roulette with your life. See if you can get private cover from your work
sloppy top with greek aussie foids
>>222197057>>222197115what kind of foreign
>>222197197goodnight slepyhead
>>222197197hope a black tranny caresses you from behind while you sleep
>>222197197
>>222197175Because that is uncomfortable and I don't really want to do that. I have had to in the past for financial reasons.
>>222197197gn :)
>>222197195lets.... give it a go !!!
>>222197195even as a leftypol those lies are outrageous and damaging
>>222197195right im convinced. get 5 million of them here every year for the rest of time, NOW
Cute
>>222197252do u get gibs now
>>222197250>Co-op academy
just seen a black ass niggabame chop 15 crackers in half with a buster sword
>>222197252alright well if you don't want to talk to them why do you give a fuck what they think? do you want to come to the conclusion that everyone is as freakish as reddit posters to validate your own antisocial tendencies?
>>222197281would love to see emma little pengelly take refugee bbc too
>>222197195leftypol handing this to rorke and staring at him with his arms crossed
Is it weird that nowadays whenever is see a chair thats not assigned to a desk or table i instantly think "cuck chair".
>>222197311srewas
>>222197308thats a common "academy" aka buiseness
>>222197311bizarre lie
>>222197299No (well kinda). My household income means I am not eligible for welfare. I am a deadbeat husband. It is 5:24am and I am hung over posting in bed.I am applying for jobs tho but not many interviews.
just had to pay 2 gold for a deadly blunderbuss just so that some goblin bitch could give me the sawblades which were rightfully ours anywayworked out alright i suppose as i got a decent pair of boots out of it
i am calling on sir keir rodney starmer to increase migration
>>222197195If we let in another 20 million sub saharan africans we might get another Freddie Mercury?
>>222197351stop playing wow
>>222197328might be time to log off for a bit
Thousand year Starmer Reichdigits confirm
>>222197376my wow playing phases unironically correlate with my shagging phasesthink it makes me more relaxed or something
/brit/ academy :D
>>222197328Yes that's weird but I think that in the pic is actually a cuck chair
>>222197374gotta be some more zoroastrians down there somewhere
>>222197395omg >.<
>>222197195not even george michael?!
Based
>>222197314I think it is partly true yes. I recognise my own anti-social tendancies but I also firmly believe everyone is like this, some are just better at masking it then others. Reddit seems to portray this well.I think we as humans are all inheritly sinful. I believe it is rare to find someone genuinely selfless.
here is your society bro
>>222197369you mind telling him a few good words about me?>>222197195is the monkey man from the auto-biographical film "better man" also a migrant?
rorke throwing his AAs in the bin (it goes to landfill)leftypol throwing his AAs in the aldi battery disposal (it also goes to landfill)
>>222197349keep applying. 5 applications a day. you'll get something eventually.
>>222197423>I think we as humans are all inheritly sinful. I believe it is rare to find someone genuinely selfless.meaningless midwit drivel you're no different from the reddit spastics you'd probably get on like a house on fire get out of the house for once
gonna make egg sandwich
>>222197485blog on
>>222197478proving his point marvellously lol
>>222197424all those women voted for it
remember sargon of akkad? remember paul joseph watson?
anyone else doing the pooh bear shirt on no pants
Well...? Where do you rank?
>>222197485im eating that huge pancake
>>222197424the femoid workers trying to stop them is mental. every retail store will train employees to not do exactly this
>>222197501was what i said a sin? was it selfish? is everyone from down under a moron or is it just the absolute freaks that stay up until 4am on a tuesday night
Guys please don’t look back in anger
>>222197560your arse is blacked
>>222197543none, i'm incel virgin freak
Your dad posts on /Britfeel/ and your mum posts on Brit/Pol/
https://www.loverslab.com/topic/54464-horny-creatures-of-skyrim/
>>222197424that seems like a jolly good time dont it?
>>222197543whichever one represents liking watching a good old tranny rubbing their cock and nutting on their own face
>>222197600
>>222197593And 190/lisicki posts on /brit/ larping as a tranny
nth for the gyaldem
>vore
At hospital a&e. Gf thinks she's got appendicitis and to be fair to her she was throwing up green bile on the 3m walk to the car. Not my ideal Tuesday night but considering doing a mark corrigan and sneaking out for a kfc and hitting up the arcade in a bit. Or, more likely, burger and two pints at the pub round the corner.
>>222197631most pornbrained indian award
>>222197631kill yourself
rorke gearoids of the worldunite and take over
>>222197648good post
I don't larp. I am everything I claim to be and more
>>222197635um
>>222197611i'm no expert but that sounds rather gay
im in love with the coco
>>222197670A bellend?
>>222197641ever have intimate sex and fall asleep with her in your arms and then wake up in the middle of the night and wonder how you got so lucky and then tell yourself you're going to be a better person for her? and then also shag her up the arse?
>>222197648I'm 13 days goon free, there is nothing pornbrained about elf eared egirls>>222197653suck your mother
>>222197585kay tee eye emm
>>222197514Always use to giggle thinking about what type of chud woukd unironically watch Paul Joseph Watson. He is so spiteful and catty.
>>222197681the tranny is doing gay shit, im just an observer
>>222197670do you have a big willy? why do most tranners have big willies
ocarina of time remake looks shit
reminder.
>>222197709Yes to all
The claim: a Somalian migrant blinded and attempted to behead a man on the streets of Belfast The truth: there was no such story in Belfast. There was an attempted beheading by a man of Sudanese descent, but Sudan is a different country.Snopes verdict: false
shes so lovely
>>222197775she knows her assets
>>222197737looks like something a high school student made in unity for a final project
>>222197781took burning coal literally
Most peaceful beheadings
>>222197781She was going out with him? For 10 years?
34 waist 32 leg oh i am becoming a porky boy
beheadings are part of sudanese culture and the sudanese are allowed to legally carry them out
SEX 31: 3169
>>222197737I didn't see any gameplay just a trailer
>>222197737Yeah Link's appearance gave me uncanny valley vibes NGLKingdom Hearts 4 and Final Fantasy Resonance will be kino. Might even pick up a Switch 2 for the Xenoblade remasters.
only thing i miss about going into the office is looking at the women
>>222197823How tall are you and what’s your chest size?
Sir Deep State
>>222197374yh africans are more musical than faggot iranians
Just got declared an enemy of the state for condemning the attempted beheading of a man in Belfast
Stupid fat cunt can’t stick to my dietWish women did actually like fat guys and weren’t just lying about it online
https://x.com/NotFarLeftAtAll/status/2064340689446424995:(
>>222197328the cross cancels out the cuck implications
>>222197576ah would ye calm down there it's just a lil stabbin to be sure
>>2221978586ft 2 and not sure, not quite got tits yet but reckon if i carry on i will
and the very latest from Sir Despot of Antrim?
would that it were
would be nice is we had an anon reporting live from belfast
you arrive in milton keynes
love eating my eyelid boogers
>>222197424nun they cud do
bought a big jar of gherkins and now i can't stop eating them with all my food. genuinely improves everything
>>222197946it's just hundreds of mini roundabouts
>>222197737trailer had aura
is rorke going to have a little melty again is he? i look forward to seeing more of them locked up by the starmerwaffen
fuck sake ive left it too late to go the vape shop
>>222197943fuck off
i'm a bit of a wank stain me
>>222197943i'm in belfast but i'm in my incel flat mostly naked drinking gin
and we now turn live to our Ireland correspondant Canslad for an important update on the story
>>222197988you'll change your tone when speaking to a canadian
Riots have already started in Belfast. Paki shop has had Windows put out. Gonna be a long night.
>>222197943Yeah I would like some boots on the ground info on the happenings. Anyone done a recce over to pol to see what they're up to?
it’s quite funny how pathetic our country is even in bribery.In America, even some nobody politician gets at least $1 million from the jew bribe groups Here, our prime minister “the most powerful man in the country” gets a measly £50k, less than his actual salary
>>222197955sup mouldie
3 hours since dentist still cant feel my tongue im hungry x
>>222198006double fuck off
>>222198002that's good enough
>>222197984At least it's not over an american armed robber dying of a drug overdose while a cop restrained him
>>222198026bet you're fat
>>222198018i dont understand how this isn't treason
off for a 12 hour shift in my runt cage at the plantsucking up the overtime pay like a vacuum
straight line challenge stoke edition high on monkeydust edition
paddies be like beggorah oim bleedin out me bejesus face
arr vivi-tan x
these recent incidents are suspicious, could these be russian agents sent in to discredit immigrants and sow division?
i cant breathe massa i cant
>>222198018i dont think theyre allowed to be given that much
>>222198060Who's going to prosecute them? The government? They ARE the government.
>>222198018drumpf got like 200,000,000
>>222198018poor peter only got 1400
https://x.com/Callum_XXVII/status/2064095139656581486You have to admit they have aura.
>>222198095>could these be russian agentswell yes its almost too obviousthe real question is, could they possibly be anything else? i think not
giddy with excitement about the latest horrible event that happened are you yeah
>>222198090
got constant ache in my intestines and my poo has blood in it
>>222198133those ones don't
>>222198060Curious if you think the £5 million “donation” that Nigel didn’t disclose is also treason?
>>222198166what colour blood?
not been dentist in 10 years and i have perfect teeths
>>222198056im not i just havent eaten today yet
>>222198107art of the deal innit
>>222198018i read the ceo of next giving a political party a donation and then saying he need more immigrants to have a more 'competitive staff' aka i want to replace students wth 30 year old indian men. democracy is such a fucking meme.
ive just remembered i could have jacket spuds for tea so i dont need to go tesco
>>222198184poo colour its mixed in with the poo
>>222198162CORRRRRRRR VIVI
>>222198210how the heck do you know it's blood then?if you're bleeding from your arse and the colour is anything but bright red, you should get i checked out
>>222198183yes it's 100% treason and anyone who takes foreign money should be put in prison for the rest of their life.
>>222198183Was that from a representative of a foreign country or was it a rich British mate who wants the best for the British people?
>>222198018money is the surface level of lobbying, the more important stuff is positions on company boards, shares, gifts, and 1000 other unaccounted things
rorke's iranian payments hitting his account as thanks for his /brit/ posts
>>222198133nah fwamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFNtxlEKgFM
I'd just like you all to know that I'm a shit-raping cunt fuck
>>222198232Yeah but it's different because it's Israel and they're special and immune to all criticism and international law
I'm a man of leisure, not a man of finance
>>222194850>>222194850>>222194850recycle
>>222198262Nice of you to finally admit it. Care to come clean about the rest of it?
>>2221966262.5k is a huge gift for anyone. Thats on him though
