duck fucker editionprevious:>>222208236
God bless the US of A.
There is no fucking way this is an actual recipe that existed before. It just made this shit up.
So this is the one yeah?
Stan Rogers edition
If you don't poo in the morning you gotta poo later at some point there's no escaping it
>>222209229SureNice buttcheeks on this one
got banned for making fun of zoomzoom btw
>>222209243Don't overplay your hand, Leonardo
>>222209238I go two or three times a day. I also take metamucil in the morning.
>>222209238FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL MEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWXazVhlyxQ
Sex is too much effort prefer a vagina gets teleported onto my dick and makes me cum instantly to get it over with desu
>>222209252grim
>>222209252>got banned for making fun of zoomzoomIt wasn't for making fun of me it's because the tranny janny was on duty that day
>>222209254I usually poo it all out with the morning coffee, but today i wasn't able to so my pipes are all clogged and only now getting that release they need
when i got my GED i thought my life was going to be better
>>222209258grimmer than the grim fucking reaper 4 fucking sure motherfucker FUCK!!!
>>222209260hey! reply to this >>222209197
no good reason to namefag in this general. none.
>>222209257I mean, most of sex is about connecting with the other person, not necessarily the sexual stimulation. With a good connection established, the sexual stimulation is secondary to just sharing the moment
>>222209267so where do you usually go for coffee
>>222209277I just don't understand why you guys care. Who gievs a fuck if I'm an anon or Zoom Zoom you guys don't know who I am anyway
>>222209282
It's time to make a Canada general.
>>222209294It's time to go to tim hortons
>>222209294>Canada general/bharat/ already exists
>>222209286just chill out for a second?
>>222209252got banned like five times for making fun of Jason
>>222209294there's already one on /k/ and it's full of LARPing soy boys and police officers, it's horrible. one of the regular posters is also a janny and just bans anyone who disagrees with him LOL
>>222209305got banned because I said Brian was gay
>>222209294If you do then I'll post there because I post here for the Canadians
so it's just over for me ehthat's just it, no second chance at all
>>222209311>full of LARPing soy boys and police officersAnon... that's nu-/k/ in general>>222209301I go here to vent about all the things in my life I can't vent to anyone else about, good or bad. You catch me at my bottled-up extremes here, irl I'm a closed book to everyone.
I once got banned for politely asking people to stop talking about beastiality.
Tornadoes could be in your area. When there's wind about watch out!
>>222209333>I go here to vent about all the things in my life I can't vent to anyone else about, good or bad. You catch me at my bottled-up extremes here, irl I'm a closed book to everyoneMe tooIt's okay
>>222209333you can vent all you want but stop namefagging. it's that simple.
>>222209351But I have to namefag because I want people to know I have a voice and to know that it is MY voice is that so hard to understand
>>222209294We tried that several times, never worked out
>>222209360That's what reddit and Twitter are for
>>222209362what would you guys even talk about besides jeets and tim hortons
time for sleep so I can have nightmares and wake up to living nightmares
>>222209360Don't listen to them, name and trip on at all timesThem forcing your hand into Anon is not a good look and will just encourage them to keep forcing you out
who watches the watcher
can i come to the canuck general the drama here is killing me
>>222209360you're unfortunately too young to understand
>>222209373but anon you know this will just result in him getting bullied even more, and even harder.
it's time for dixie to make a return
>>222209360>I have to namefag because I want people to know I have a voice and to know that it is MY voiceIt's more for me than anyone else. I compartmentalize "Zoom Zoom" as my persona on here because it represents my shadow/id that I repress for obvious reasons when I'm out and about.I used to go by "Jim" irl when I was in high school for the opposite reason, "Jim" represented an outgoing, happy, bombastic persona and face who was as charming as he was abrasive and absurd. It contrasted to me privately who is very quiet, awkward, and stoic.I know it sounds completely insane but if you've ever watched or read picrel you'd get the picture.
The canada generals don't work because there isnt enough posters, funnily enough the usa generals don't work either
>>222209372night bud
>>222209384I am not young anymore I am a full grown adult I am 22 but I feel like I'm 67 I've never experienced young love I've never went on walks with a cute girl I liked, I've never put my penis inside a warm, moist pink vagina and that is why I am so disgruntled can you not FUCKING understand???
Can we talk about something else
>>222209416Sure, talk about Iran
>>222209416like...futa? gock? maybe politics?
This whole zoomzoom drama is a distraction from the fact that donald blump went on that island it's sad but it's inherently true
>>222209416thoughts on female anuses?
>I've never experienced young love
>>222209424gocksteinnnn
>>222209427I enjoy licking them and penetrating them from time to time
great he took off his name and trip so now i can't filter his whiny bitch ass and dogshit posts
>>222209427I am a fan of the buttcheeks and pussy next to them, but I can take or leave the anus
>>222209411>I am 22 but I feel like I'm 67You guys are so shit at impresonating me lol, my problem isn't that I'm a kid that's insercure about being an adult, it's that I'm an adult who's insecure about being like a kid
>>222209428i say this and look like that
Wine drunk is very smooth and non emotional compared to other types of druk Wonder why that is
https://youtu.be/w869Avr_fXI?si=EJQCqQgwrYXrol3R/usa/ bros, is this the greatest gooner theme of all time
>>222209416No I want to talk about teenage love about teenage sex how I will never be able to experience it and how it drives me to the edge every single fucking day.Throwaway because this is too raw. No advice no it gets better no youre still young. Just let me scream into the void.That stupid awkward hormone fueled teenage romance everyone else got to live I missed it completely. First kiss in the back of a car after homecoming. Sneaking into her room while parents are asleep hearts hammering fumbling with bras and boxers because neither of you knows what youre doing but youre both desperate and excited. The way shed giggle and blush when you touched her. Making out for hours on a basement couch hands everywhere learning what makes her breath catch. Losing your virginity together in a clumsy passionate rush a little pain lots of laughter then lying there naked and happy.Summer nights at the lake bonfires cheap vodka dry humping in the woods. The jealousy petty text fights getting back together in the hallway. That all consuming obsession where your world shrinks to her Snapchat and her voice.I was the invisible loser. The weird quiet kid who got stares but never the right ones. No hand holding in the library. No figuring out how to eat pussy at 16 with someone just as clueless. Im 22 and that chapter is permanently closed. Ill never be 17 with a shy bubbly blonde exploring each other under the stars.Every single day it drives me to the absolute edge. I see 18 19 year olds living it couples holding hands making out by the lake. The rage and grief physically hurts. I jerk off thinking about what I lost and feel hollow. Instead isolation social failure family bullshit.Now Im the older guy watching from outside the glass. It haunts me at night. Teenage love and sex werent just phases they wire you for life. Im bitter horny and furious at time.Thanks for letting me vent. Feels good to say it out loud.
>>222209466my dad loves this song and bitter sweet symphony
shut the fuck up nigga no one cares
Let's go down to the tennis courtAnd talk it up like yeah (yeah)
>>222209466Fucking love this song.
>>222209475Why can't you just get an LLM to impersonate me you esl Jeet retard, it's so obvious that it isn't me
>>222209475leonardo moment
>>222209475Genuinely can't tell if this is Leonardo or zoom
>teenage loveWho cares, there is still time for adult love
>>222209466https://youtu.be/kpfisl0VFm4
>>222209489why are you impersonating me when I am the real ZoomZoom
>>222209475im too old. i cant relate lol
>>222209502Unlike you I can actually post a pic or throw my trip back on
>>222209494>shy bubbly blondeleonardo
>leonardo spam>zoom zoom spamgrim
Love hoes
ive never even talked to women in my life
We will grow to miss the days of Matthew
Bitches ain't shit
>>222209494That's why I don't want him taking his trip off I don't want to read his walls of texts I have fucking ADD motherfuckers I can't read that much or else I start having painful fucking migraines like FUCK this isn't a fucking book club go back to the girl's scouts if you want to read that much FUCK!!!
>>222209545Fuck no id still take this shit any day over butthew spam
Alright, whatever. If you guys want me gone, I'll leave. Sissy hypno is more fun than this thread anyway.
>>222209554I miss when Brian spammed gay porn
>>222209564I dont miss that at all
Don't care for sissy hypno, simple as
brian turned me gay with his porn spam
>>222209581>brian turned me STRAIGHT with his porn spam
i know gock is a joke to you guys but to me it's a lifestyle
Now someone else put on a trip so we can call you a faggot
so who's your looksmatch
Mousenonce was the hardest to get rid of, he terrorized this general for years
>>222209606but he was easy to filter tho
Hey guys
>>222209613Hi faggot
>>222209605jason would be a normie if he wasn't autistic
>>222209613hi
drinking milk
>>222209613how are you what's your name
I like White femboys, do you like White femboys
i would love to know what jasons mom thinks of him
>>222209605it's weird how jason is actually like an 8/10 high tier normie but he chooses to never leave the house
>>222209664Jason's Mom? I bet she's got it going on.
>>222209664I raped her to deathShe had a really cheap rate
>>222209666Jason's pretty fly for a white guy
>>222209656Whoa thank you for diss rare Jason video I have not seen diss one beforeNice view of his anime print in that one
>>222209659shoulders too broad. probably an ugly gock too.
>>222209659She/he is very good lookingWould shag
>>222209703>gockThat's a femboy nigga I don't fuck with trannies
>>222209659would
>>222209664Jason's mom has got it going on she's all I want and I've waited for so long!!! Jason can't you see that your mom's the one for me??? I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Jason's mom!!!
buying a 1 month wizards 101 subscription tomorrow
>>222209749>wizards 101Still exists?
>>222209749i have a lifetime subscription to being a wizardidk what the 101 means
what were you doing on march 25th 2024? i was at the beach taking pictures of cyber trucks which were new and interesting at the time
>>222209761yeah and still getting new worlds too
>>222209768i meant may 25th 2024
>>222209768>what were you doing on march 25th 2024?I was at work. Picrel is what the day before looked like though.
>>222209830now remember what you did on may 25th 2024
>>222209817>i meant may 25thI was at my Grandpa's
thread just died
>>222209768i was here because i was a neet
>>222209862georgia?
why dont you make the fucking OP properly so people can see its a fucking /cum/ thread uou fucking moron
>>222209869>georgiaMinnesota, he lives in an obscure state forest on the edge of a giant potato plantation
once again 3 points away from a rank up match, i'm being trolled
>>222209879>why dont you make the fucking OP properlyI cussed them out for it in the last thread but they mocked me for it because the people making these threads are Jeets and Mexicans assmad about me baking the news
>>222209884do you have dirt bikes?
>>222209902>do you have dirt bikes?He has a quad
>>222209817Worked a 2pm-10pm shift on that day
One cat brought an animal in and the other cat stole half the corpse away from him
Garbage lum thread
>>222209915what was your worse ban
>>222209758for me?far right in the black
>>222209944*what was your worst ban
>>222209930saw wunce fox dragging anudda fox corpse out the road that after had been clearly run overprobs was garn stash the body and eat it
Gay ass niggas
has to repost coz annoying the mistakei made on it>tfw insufflatin' sum wenchoid's sweaty asshole and catch a whiff of a dank brapper emanating from her arscheschaften-an-der-donau pure horrorshow like>>222208383 #bender trousers imo>>222208185 #fink you stole my kittingtonshireseems to be lots of high profile fings. mostly uk but now us involving race attacksreally stoking the white supremacist crowds the antiimmigration crowds
/mu/ is so fucking dead holy shitthose assholes had the gall to introduce me to all this great music then disappear so I have no one to discuss it with
fugg anudda mistakeno way i can justify anudda fuck itits done
>>222209986just astroturfed wiv pr shills. same wiv /tv/
Just looked at the bottom of pizza I made and realized a bit of the metal from the circle it was on came offAlmost ate some heavy metals
>>222209768Was in a middle school working as an IT technician Might have also been in an elementary school as i was responsible for all the elementary schools that fed into the middle school I was 1 month into the job at that point.
debbie harry was most beautiful woman in worldincredible
>>222209986>/mu/ is so fucking dead holy shitIf you could believe it it's less dead now than it was in 2023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7SFpxWpcOw
>>222210034i was still using it in 2023 and it wasn't that slow
bleep was the pinnacle of /mu/
>>222210009Wouldn't happen with a Red Baron.
>>222209768redoing my birthday party because my dumbfuck dad caused a fight and nobody showed up the first time lol
i miss when /fit/ wasnt dead
Dominoes or Papa John's?
mKes me sad looking at google images of young debbie harrycoz shes like 80 now its like looking at somewuns young bubbly fun chaotic life flash before your eyes in secondsand thats the fingall life is like datand like the mist heautiful fing ere on earf, whatever you fink that may bejust appears and disappear in a flashblink of an eye.on the scheme of fingsin wuns memory
>>222210047https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWXH-_2d5zk
>>222210082i eat a small papa johns pizza every week
>>222210082PJ's was unironically pretty good last I tried years ago.
>>222210058My busiest thread on there got 18 posts back then whereas now I can get some adequate traction, nothing above 50 but still better especially when it comes to newer stuff.
Its kinda cool NY has good pizza place everywhere, near me its low effort, gotta drive a litte far to get good pizza
>>222210089hell yeahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFzdjyrL0jU
>>222210097is this pepe based on Clone Wars Darth Maul
fink my biggest ever breadberg was over 1000was bout lotr comparison yo fall of constantinople on /his/. fink it was /his/ anyway. dont fink was /lit/
>>222210125its based on the last dwemer in morrowind
>mfw I ate 47 pizzas in the past 2 weeks and a reckoning is coming
fink ewan mcgregor and liam neeson vs darth maul was most kino moment i remver frim star wars film
>>222210087damn that fucking cat is looking magnifico
i always buy tony's frozen 'za because im poor
>>222210150Not the Battle of the Fates?
Theoretically sex is great not such a fan of putting effort into obtaining
>>222210087good post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40DVJUeBCMM
people really out here thinking their pets have psychic powers.
>>222210279explain how dogberg turned off the bathroom light
>>222210224movies make it seem like such a big thing then in reality it lasts like 5 minutes
I've been on bilibili looking for videos of cute Chinese girls singing with few views. None have responded to my flirtatious comments, I wonder if they have English translation programs over in the orient.
>>222210279
>>222210299they probably think you are a bot or scammer
got some ulnar nerve damage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gDcipiPDsA
This general fucking sucks I'm leaving for a while
I love this general so much10 years of my life on /cum/, here is to 10 more :)
I miss bebe posting
I don't like the idea of dogberg being psychic. I don't want him to know how disgusting my inner world is.
On second thought I'm going to stay in this general for ten years
>>222210436post dogberg
>>222210441No you'll masturbate.
>>222210451nigga wtf is wrong with you
havent seen footkraut in a while where is that nigga at?
corr forgot wat was garn post
>>222210483I bet she's really good at sucking pp
knuckle cracks are an underrated form of physical relief. especially as you get older. when you start getting weeks where one finger feels weird and then, *CRACK!* tantamount to orgasm.
>>222210292Such a little thing yet so much of our thoughts conscious or not revolve around it
Had a wet dream last night i was banging this chubby milf
Let me eeeeeeeeeeeeeat when I am hungryLet me driiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink when I am dryA dollar when I am hard upReligion when I dieThe whole woooooooooooooooooorld's a bottleAnd life's but a dramWhen the bottle gets emptyIt sure ain't worth a damn
>>222210454I won't have your semen on my hands. I know your tricks
>>222210519i never had a wet dream probably because i coom too much
Accidentally ran over a hundred black babies on my way home from work
>>222210574awkward!
>>222210574What's for dinner?
FINALLY finished prime 1what a dogshit finale
>>222210595baby back ribs
>>222210500/are beb/
>>222210595Minestrone soup i made
Why is the right so obsessed with cuckolding?
already sick of summer and want comfy spooky season to start
theres so many sexy girls in the world. like an endless sea of sexy girls and i have access to not one of them, its actually kind of crazy
>>222210601i remember liking the game up until the part you have to wander around scanning for shit
The Wild West lives on in Alton Illinois >An Alton Police Department news release said it received a 911 call about 11:14 a.m. reporting an armed robbery of the Brinks truck in the parking lot of Red Lobster. It said the suspects fled the scene with an undisclosed amount of currency.>"We can confirm there was an incident today outside our Red Lobster restaurant in Alton, Illinois, involving an armored vehicle service provider," a spokesperson for Red Lobster told The Telegraph. "The safety of our guests and team members is our top priority, and we are grateful that all Red Lobster team members and guests are safe."
>>222210651Mah nigga
>>222210699I've never been to Red Lobster
goodnight
>>222210718Goodbye forever.
>there's a city in Indiana called Santa Claus where it's Christmas all the timeWhat an awful life
>>222210651me except I started hating it in mayFUCK summer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XIOieLux1o
>>222210746>>222210746I live in Indy. Been there once for Holiday world. Shit sucked.
>>222210856>I live in IndyAre you Garyanon>Shit suckedDid you at least get to go on The Voyage?
redditween is a normie-coded dudebro slut holiday and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
>>222210876okay contrarian
>>222210876>redditween is a normie-coded dudebro slut holidayThe real blackpill is that it's been ruined by Jeets. Go out to the bars/clubs and that's all there is.
>redditween is a normie-coded dudebro slut holiday and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
Draining my guts into the terlit rn
>>222210916draining my balls all over your bedsheets and pillow rn
>>222210925That's illegal.
>>222210938no its not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMRGlDzQV30this one is in my home state Maryland!!
>>222210947lol
>>222210947my parents would never let me have that
>>222210947hands down the most embrassing library I've ever seen
Just found out garbage collectors have a higher job fatality rate than cops
>>222211056>garbage collectors have a higher job fatality rate than copsThe Sopranos is a documentary if you're in the Northeast and many parts of the West
Can we have movie nights? >https://kosmi.io/
>>222210883Its just an excuse for sluts and bros to get drunk and fuck and watch le scary spoop jumpscare movies.
>>222211076I love horror moviesYou sound boring as hell
>>222210876truclear trvke alert
>>222211071can we do it friday night
>>222211056Most jobs have a higher fatality rate than cops
masturbation is kind of like taking SSRIs so i can go from feeling despair from not having a gf to feeling nothing
https://youtu.be/kly6AiNJ0bU?si=l0E7TGtUaWZqbc8t&t=8
>>222211114Bork!
but whats the fertility rate like
Did anyone here grow up with comic books
maybe the real reason to not masturbate is so you become more and more desperate to get a gf and end up doing something you would never do
forgot that i had dr peppers in the fridge outside
>>222211171A lot of sugar for such a late hour
>>222211156yee, read golden age omnibuses and spiderman all the time thanks to my dad
>>222211176im not going to drink it till the afternoon maybe ill have a za with it
Cherry Dr. Pepper tastes exactly like cherry coke but is somehow cheaper.
Was Krypton ever explained? Why'd it blow up?
i wish bjork did more house music
>>222211206for me its blackberry dr pepper
>>222211211depends on the erain some stories it was zod creating a doomsday device, other it was just the core imploding, I think one was luthor's doing
>>222211220Just buy cough syrup at that point.
>>222211225Superman should have way more lore in the Krypton department. I think mega corpos are too scared to alter old content. It's the invert of how new writers are eager to butcher classic tropes.
thank you kind human
In hindsight, “separate but equal” was incredibly generous.
>~11k posts from the GETdamn, I'm gonna miss it.
One of the best observations about India I've heard is the fact that the lack of industrial accident videos from them like China, Vietnam, or Russia is a sign that they aren't industrializing.
>>222211352how could they industrialize? they're a low IQ, low wealth population right next door to the manufacturing superpower of the planet.
dadberg is gonna bitch at me if i cant wake up in the morning peace https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwsaVHiiFQ8
>>222211352they don't have a manufacturing industry. They skipped that and went into service based.
>>222211381Where is all the pollution coming from then?
>Where is all the pollution coming from then?Anon...
#freeJapan
Was Game Of Thrones good
>>222210876I fucking love Halloween I've veen thinking about it for months already
>>222209282Ironically this was posted by a woman with a triple digit body count who has never been in a serious relationship
>>222211462they obviously make some stuff but they never developed a mass industry around it like other places did. They went right into service based industries like IT, call centers, and programming. Developing countries start with agriculture, then go into manufacturing, then into service industries. India skipped manufacturing altogether.
>>222210876All holidays are normie you fucking retard vegetable
kfc fleshlight cockrign combo feels heavenly. crispy texture crazy on the bare cock head.wooo!
Someone said that you should wear a fake wedding band to get laid. Is this really a thing? Women are more into you if they think you’re married? And why would they want a man who is willing to cheat on their wife? Makes no sense.
>>222211548>kfc fleshlight cockrign combo feels heavenlyUrkel...
>>222211548When you don't coom you get this energetic powerful feeling around your nuts
>>222210876I want to watch a ghost costume woman pee her sheet
circle circle dot dot
>>222211087Yes we will watch backrooms
analog horror le bone chilling like reddit game hello neighbor so epic and based! brofist!
when you chink abo it, the shape store is the black people backrooms The blackrooms if you will
Backrooms is Brave New WorldShape Store is Island
Wasn't the neighbor a pedophile in that game lol
What movies should we watch for movie nights
>>222211810Project x (2012)
>>222211810Eddington
>>22221181040 year old virgin
Alright, I'll check back on Friday if you guys actually wanna try it.
Just squeezed my lemon.
>>222211810Jurassic park 1993The thing 1982
