shite edish have a word with yourself

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Screaming why would you film and upload this

>>222213265
this isn't a 'berg

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we will boil him soon allahamdulillah

well at least i got a free 100 pounds from nationwide

have a financial advisor who handles my stocks and used the acronym "ROI" and he goes "wat dat mean?"

reckon I should sack him off desu

the right honourable sir toilet pig

*starts a conga line in the middle of the thread*

Claude ominously churning
not sure what's taking it so long
could have written it faster myself by hand
oh well, at least I get to post here instead of working

Should I get a four channel pass or not? Debating whether it's a good investment

>Account value: £174,000
>Return: £52,000
>Personal rate of return: 188%

Am I just thick or does this not add up?

>>222213263
all in ftse global all cap
>>222213269
sorry mate i would but im greedy and i need it all

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Rockstar

>>222213309
the 2p a day or whatever it works out as is worth not having to do captchas all day long

>>222212856
I've worked in an office for almost 15 years and if a female ever starts flirting with me, I will tell HR. You don't need to ask them to do anything but it means there's a record of it if she tries to use it against you later

>>222213304
yeah mate, what kind of financial adviser doesn't know the republic of ireland

>>222213318
Vanguard is always like that. makes no sense to me

the right honourable sir arse lad

>>222213303
you are polish biomass and seething hard about it

>>222213304
southern northern ireland

I invested for the first time ever last week and its dropped 3%. No idea what I'm doing but so excited for the day it goes up a bit.

>>222213322
dark woke
we need him on stage at glasto with the stones

i keep my entire £150k in a current account so i can withdraw it quickly and escape when it all comes crashing down

>>222213318
>>222213337
Personal performance uses a formula called internal rate of return (IRR), which is a dollar-weighted return. IRR takes into account new money coming into your investment, as well as how long that money has been held. Don't confuse your personal rate of return with those posted for funds and indexes. The returns presented in these instances use a time-weighted calculation, which does not take cash flow into consideration.

she trapped me in the stationery cupboard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMkZ-yxL5wo
>place called GRIMsby
>can't find a job for shit
not the brightest bunch are they

I'm after 12 strong men for an expedition to the pole

>>222213285
Anime has ruined young boy's minds

sir clunge warmer

riots in belfast? i thought clinton fixed this?

>get the captcha right
>"captcha malfunctioned"
That's it I'm buying a pass

>>222213375
good

>>222213334
you must be fun at parties

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Need to sniff Emma Watson's girl gas.

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>have a pretty comfy job, good salary, great coworkers, can WFH all I like, 0 cortisol stress
>speaking to my friend I used to work with three years ago and haven't spoken to in months
>he's got an interview with a hedge fund on Thursday and if he gets it he'll be outearning me by 50k (with a career path potentially one day being 100k more, even 150k more)
>suddenly all the privileges in my nice little job seem like complete dogshit and I'm jealous as fuck
>toilberg just asked me to do summat and I want to tell him to get fucked

mad how comparison is the thief of joy
MUST get a hedge fund job
You ought to surround yourself by successful people lads. It will light a deep green envy fire within you which is great for motivation.

i can't pronounce jewelry

Right that;s Doctor Who canceled. thank RTD you fucking goblin cunt

>>222213405
I earn £13.50 an hour part time and just plod along.

>>222213386
why did this lad decide to bring some druggie poof with him on an intimate meeting with the gf
how can someone be 80% gay that's weirdly specific
so many questions

is it still kicking off in belfast

i'm not a money guy. just not that into it

>>222213405
it's amazing how much better life is when you stop giving a shit about what other people are doing or what they think of you

>>222213443
No they set a bus on fire and called it a day

twisted the left bollock

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>full phone number visible

seen 30(thirty)-dayers given for this

>>222213441
you think that's bad?
they went uni together and he's been paying his rent for the last 20 years of his life for no return whatsoever
he doesn't even like him that much but he does it anyway
AND the lad fucked his ex-wife and the girl that sent the text
40 years old and reckons his band can still make it
he's a right wrong-un

Britain is an evil shithole
On one side you have Sudanese niggas beheading people on the streets, police arresting white boys as they bleed to death after being stabbed by asians
On the other side you have mentally retarded 4chan incel nazi teens who worship Hitler/Trump/Lowe and burn down cars and houses of random innocent people, most of whom were white, because they want a race war
Oh, and everyone thinks it's the trans people to blame. There's on average 9 anti-trans articles in British newspapers PER DAY.
If it carries on I'll be moving to Spain unironically.

"Britain Is Now At BOILING Point" | "The Silent Majority Have HAD ENOUGH"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DURrGCX0130

>>222213483
are you a trans

right well I've just got sauce on my work shirt so I'll have to change again before my shift

Decided to start gambling

>>222213502
Don't need to be to identify our entire nation is deeply mentally ill and obsessed with them for some reason

>>222213496
me trying to satisfy proto gf with my 5,6 inch willy

>>222213503
sc

that book 'Lolita' looks a bit weird, ay. Just learned about it now

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>>222213503
>work shirt
>shift

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actually screeching

Helped my brother set up an investment account last week and rather than wait I was like “yeah may as well buy it now” then the big dump happened and he’s down 7%
REALLY hope he hasn’t looked at the account

>>222213422
It's a managed account I got through work. There is some in FTSE 100 but more than half is in S&P 500.
I dont know what any of these things mean. I just decide what to put in and when but I thought I could learn about it as I go.

>>222213519
some people in here have jobs, deal with it

>>222213520
nigga was a piggybank

>>222213520
crack screaming

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>>222213540

>>222213529
why are you advising people to invest if you dont know the first rule of investing

>>222213483
>9 anti-trans articles in British newspapers PER DAY
proof?

Just helped the gf shower in hospital, something incredibly unsexy about the entire process. Little taster of what it's like to have to look after an old. Do not envy anyone that has to do this full time.

gently cupping my balls while watching a documentary on snooker

>>222213550
https://www.amnesty.org.uk/latest/new-uk-analysis-reveals--anti-trans-influence-media-politics/

>>222213549
Laziness, I told him to set it up months ago, current dump would be a lot less painful if he did it then

Mad that EW chased Moni off

>>222213481
are they actually 40? I always assumed early 30s

>>222213532
the bands are called keltner channels, some people think they can predict price breakouts based on them
ive had limited success with it when i was bored and traded on a demo account, would never put real money behind this strategy though

have you all gone completely mad?

>>222213580
did you see the riots mate? watch some TalkTV and get informed on things the mainstream media hides.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L8WfXWDZTs

>>222213569
>Do not envy anyone that has to do this full time.
well yeah it's literally the worst thing ever in life
imagine having to wipe your old wrinkly parents arse
and not even just one and done but twice, thrice a day
round the clock care

We're too evolved for our own goods. We've expanded life expectancy by 20 years but our brains didn't get the message so they become mashed potato anyway.
Bloody tragic.

>>222213583
Jez turns 40 in the final season.
Of course very late 20s/early 30s when the show begins.

this island is an open air insane asylum

aaaaaaaa

>>222213602
a bit yeah

>>222213602
Barmy mate. Totally looney. Off me rocker.

>>222213602
yeah during covid

john lennons huge bum catching all the bullets and then swallowing the assasin whole, allowing lennon to record a pro immy album after the manchester bombings

>>222213604
what the fuck is that Jeremy Kyle?

I saw 2 guys fighting this morning but as they were about to fight one of them started punching himself in the head as they walking up to each other why the fuck would you do that what reason

>>222213610
doint loike it you know where the door is

>>222213580
Thread aint big enough for two trannys

>>222213604
>watch some TalkTV and get informed on things the mainstream media hides.
TalkTV is literally owned by Rupert Murdoch.
You're watching Nazi slop made by a billionaire that wasn't popular enough to continue funding it's airing in cable.

what do you reckon your most popular 4chan post was lads? mine was in 2018 when i spoiled the entirety of Avengers Infinity War on /tv/ as i got to see it a couple of days early

>>222213483
Trip on EW

fitzroy somerset

>seen every episode of Everybody loves Raymond and reckon it's 10/10
>seen every episode of Frasier and reckon it's 10/10
>seen every episode of Friends and reckon it's 10/10

never seen Seinfeld though
Dare I?
never caught on here desu
wonder if that's because it's SHITE

>>222213481
Screeching

>>222213529
You are a bad source of financial advice mate

>>222213637
mine was when I fucked your mum

>>222213637
Just a standard /brit/ new I think, I'm not very funny

>>222213627
yes he's exposing the left
>>222213635
huh? seems like you're a coping leftist

>>222213529
Buy high, sell low, just like my dad always told me.

>>222213637
I made a Mario Balotelli role playing game thread on /sp/at the height of his popularity, which went on for a few threads. It was quite divisive though.

>>222213647
I think seinfeld is alri
probably just not talked about here because they don't show it on tv whereas everybody loves raymond and fraiser are always on

>>222213265
Nyanting

>>222213637
Genuinely got 50+ replies and a ban on /v/ for calling a yuri thread there a bunch of trannys
Ban was for inciting a flame war as the thread descended into 300 shitposts

keir is probably the mos thandosme president weve had ever in history.

raping the person responsible for not letting you copy song and album titles in the spotify desktop app

>>222213627
Jeremy Kyle swapped onto the Tommy Robinson / Restore Britain ahh grift since his TV show got cancelled after someone who appeared on it killed themselves over was was false results announces on his show.
He claims though that it was wokeism that got it canceled and has vowed to destroy woke as a result.

>>222213647
had a wank over the wife in everybody loves raymond once

>>222213689
>president
FOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

cant believe these boomer freaks enjoy crap like friends and frasier

Sharing footage is divisive. Asking why it's happening is divisive. Asking what we can do to stop it is divisive.

You wouldn't want to be divisive, would you?

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>>222213637
i used to hit the bump limit on /tv/ baiting with these retarded comics in 2021 when i was a retarded chud

I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years. Been over the hill for yonks

>>222213702
Its no Mr Beast is it

>>222213637
dunno probably something on /jp/ when i used to watch vtubers

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nth for the holodem

>>222213712
Weirdly even normies make fun of her

>>222213707
Divisiveness is our strength

>>222213674
Naziyank: TalkTV is the authentic news they don't want you to hear!
Reality: It's owned by the same 100 year old fascist almost-trillionaire who owns FOX, the New York Post, the Sun, the Times, Sky Australia
Naziyank's response to being confronted with reality for once: Uhm shut up shut up you must be damn commie!!!

Hearing about Sikh harassment.

A murderer does not define a community.

Sikhs have served Britain with distinction, created jobs and always contributed.

We’re lucky to have them.

my mate just came in mouth

>>222213637
Posted to /int/ for a decade at this point and the only thread I've had hit the bump limit outside of /brit/ was about Swedes not feeding kids.
Year or so later it went massive in normworld as that Swedengate thing.

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Wow, fantastic insight from captain obvious there

>>222213732
you would be socially ousted for calling the jews a plague in 2020 but its a normal opinion in 2026

how do you kiss girls in the pub

>>222213755
When did we decide to start having tsars in this country?

>>222213779
with my lips usually

>>222213758
Actually you get arrested for opposing genocide here in the UK

>a migrant is arrested every 3 minutes in england and wales.
how is this possible?

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Can't believe the World Cup starts tomorrow.
Unfortunately it's a shite match

Right naziyank totally ignoring the fact he got bodied by reality yet again

>>222213779
passionately

>>222213752
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/150109885
Aha.
Remember it being mennel because it was about to drop from Page 10 when the first Swede there chirped up.
>>222213785
Because America does it, you little lapdogs.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Czar_(political_term)

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Ban women from voting.

>>222213785
Your country is already run by Russian oligarchs, a tsar would only be fitting.

>>222213789
we bend over for israel too but its not that bad
big yahu was guaranteed he wouldnt be arrested in compliance with the ICJ order when he visited for the auschwitz revolt anniversary which caused a big uproar, he didnt come though

>>222213637
Being on the unfortunate end of /sp/ arrow posting

jannys done me
thats me done

>>222213388
hes busy writing films about the Irish potato famine

>>222213823
Bog standard chud botted viral comment

>>222213637
Mine was like 15 years ago where some guy made a shit post telling people to pretend he got quads and to go spastic.
I then hijacked the thread by successfully calling quinta and probably got 100 meme image replies.

look at this tweet on twitter! thoughts?

>>222213823
half of the likes and retweets are from india, quarter from indonesia

The ringleader of the largest rape gang ever convicted was a Sikh man called Amere Singh Dhaliwal

The judge described his abuse as far exceeding anything previously encountered in court, the worst sex offender the judge had ever dealt with

The girls were as young as 11

Why is a yank allowed to post his political shit here 20 hours a day every day and never gets banned?

why are there always americans on here spamming demoralisation?
is it some kind of cia campaign?

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SUCK OUR COCKS?!

shutting down like rutger hauer at the end of blade runner after spaffing

it's already noon. the day is already over. what a waste. the days seem to go so quickly now. i'm getting old

should i get my 2 of my ribs removed in turkey so i can suck my own cock? it only costs like $2k

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>>222213869

>>222213879
Hope he learnt something doing those three weeks community service

>>222213907
I can already suck my own cock without this surgery

>>222213907
just do yoga for free

>>222213418
give it Paddy Considine

Doing hip thrusts at the gym to get a bigger arse.

why did they call the game fortnight. what is the significance of a 2 week period

>>222213946
because it's fun for a fortnight then you turn it off and never play it again

>>222213921
>>222213924
how? i have an abnormally long torso

just who is Biomass Andy?

Naziyank - He's up at somewhere between 3:40 - 6:40 am US time, time zone depending.
He spends those hours spamming about politics constantly on /brit/, half the time not even British politics but straight up American politics.
He posts random neo-nazi twitter screenshots and urges people to do the radical non-conformist act of watching the billionaire owned Murdoch news.
Honestly I've half a mind to suspect it could be the Muskrat himself, and this is how he entertains himself everyday at 3/4/5/6 am in the middle of his nazi ket binges...

mad how mods for ARMA changed gaming. dayZ and zombie slop. pubg and battle royale slop

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thats the trim canceled then

>>222213647
Seinfeld is very good, first season is rough finding it's feet but second season has some great moment. It's one that benefits from knowing the characters, first time you watch an episode it seems kind of dull but once you've watched more of it it's much better. Been on my regular rotation for 15 years now

>>222213885
it's called living rent free in their heads

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>>222213972
>famous and powerful people are communicating with me through my computer at 3AM

>>222213962
maybe because I don't have an abnormally long torso?
I also think having a big cock helps and I am lean and run
maybe I also have a longer neck than most because I can lick my nipples

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the gyaldem

>>222213906
aye 4pm and I'm like thats me looking to settle down for the night

>>222214007
do you have discord? i really want to learn, i can pay you for lessons

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>>222213964

>>222214002
What other American would have the time or willpower to be up at 4 am / 5 am their local time ranting and raving about British politics and their love for the extreme right wing?

>>222213983
They'll still record the same takings today thoughever

>>222213946
only brits use the word fortnight, means nothing to rest of world

>>222214028
nah I think that's a bit weird
I don't want to be some kind of cock sucking tutor
just get a gf

goodbye for all eternity

>>222214039
bastards

>>222214046
alright

Tasmania. Any thoughts on it?

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>>222214049
You're stuck here with us, sweetheart

>>222213972
it is definitely not musk
he is super busy
it's amazing he finds time to tweet so much

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Got the solitaire on

>>222214049
Night pal see you in the morning x

>>222214030
It's malaponte

did this ever happen to you? It never happened to me

https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1781084343873901.webm

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>>222214011
Wg1 beauties x

>>222214088
my willy has destroyed your bumhole

>>222213418
Good. Nobody watches that woke garbage

bet everyone who works in an office is constantly shagging

>>222214141
I wish. About 50 women in mine who would get it.

>>222214088
Maybe you wouldn't have neo-nazi delusional psychosis if you weren't up all night posting on 4chan until 5 am

>>222214154
50 women?

teenage mutant ninja turtles franchise is worth over 15 billion dollars? did you know that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMDp9T_4bDs

I'm a black man with a black plan
we gon' invade pakstan

nakadashi

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this is what caimbridge will look like in the future

Currently £800 in the hole on online slots
There's only one thing to do
Gamble my way out

>>222214194
no, that's a new city near cambridge

>>222214194
looks like present day Cheadle

>>222214194
if you removed every brown, black and balkan/eastern euro from the british isle, this would be possible

>most of those rioting in Belfast were kids
Angsty brats need to recruiting into gangs and start beefing with each other

>>222214171
mate, you can't keep posting this off-topic shit
this is a thread for the discussion of british culture

shower now or wallow in my filth for a few more hours

>>222214194
Neo-Cambridge

>>222214224
Shower now, you can ponder in the shower as well

>10th June, 13c

it's only another certified summer scorcher woo

Eat alone in your bedroom tonight. Get the HP sauce. Have a cold pepsi max at 4 am in your untidy kitchen. Go somewhere you usually do. Ignore someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the Big Mac. Eat a chicken nugget. Have a coke zero. Have two. Isolate yourself from a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat quickly. Use the self service. Fantasise about having friends. Check in on /Brit/. Hate your life.

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>>222214252
Good post

>>222214224
how about a few more weeks

>>222214252
A clue gained

ya junkies bastard ya

I fucking hate alchemy worst mechanic in skyrim

Seeing loads of tiktok comments of black people being angry about that Karmelo Anthony lad being found guilty of murder
Wtf is their issue

>>222214223
Chip Nigga suspiciously look too much like Porn Nigga

Vagueposting hour is it?
Well yes I know I just arrived, thank you.

I know several ex workers who were at Cadburys and when the company was sold to the Americans one of them immediately handed in his resignation. When he was asked by his boss the reason for his resignation he replied bluntly - "Whatever these arseholes touch they turn to shit and EVERYONE suffers, I'm not waiting for a couple years to get made redundant I've got a new job somewhere else". He then walked out.

come on out ye black and tans

>>222214312
they're brothers

>>222214321
and then the chocolate clapped

>>222214309
Needed to confirm this for myself so opened tpened my tiktok only to find this staring at me :skull:

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRvEbxmj/

>>222214309
Groids understand only tribal loyalty.
They don't understand any concept of justice.

>>222214365
You may not post this.
You absolutely may not.

>>222214379
omg Paul McCartney

mind you England play today

>>222214379
odd looking things aren't they

leftypoll fully motorised
rorke relying on horse drawn carriages

>>222214431
>9PM

shall be asleep in bed by then

>>222214379
Her face looks like a chubby baby's. I'm sure some deranged freak out there is going to love that.

Interesting escalation in the UK innit? Especially the Irish showing the world they've got some balls left.

>>222213819
this.

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wahey

BREAKING #DoctorWho has been cancelled for now by the BBC, with a decision to put the show out to tender. The announced Christmas special will no longer go ahead.

Russell T. Davies has also confirmed his departure from the show.

The BBC shared:
Doctor Who remains an important part of the BBC and this tender underpins the BBC’s continued commitment to Doctor Who ensuring audiences will enjoy the show for years to come.

backk in ummie beddie bos me

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No Billie Piper Doctor
cancelled

haven't watched it since the tennant days

dead thread omds

>>222214586
the show has been buggered to death

>>222214586
good sick of that woke crap

>>222214586
Just punched a hole in the wall after reading this

sitting down having a coffee and kitkat peanut butter chunky

>>222213285
there's no way she didn't know he was gay since childhood

hi

>>222214632
chunky monkey

>>222214586
kwab

>>222214632
fat cunt

>>222214586
>it's real
WTH

things are often chopped and cooked before they are served and ate

Is it unethical to have a son and put him on a rigourous training regime from the age of 5 so that one day he becomes a professional boxer and makes tons of money?

>>222214587
Um womfy

The pain is back

>>222214725
not if it works

>>222214751
But if it doesn’t work it is unethical?

not interested in dating but want to leave this shithole so going on hinge and going to pounce on the first euros i see
live in kent so reckon ive got a good shot at it since a lot of them congregate in london

>>222214777
depends if his heart's in it

>>222214725
no more unethical than parents forcing their kids to study to become doctors,dentists etc

>>222214790
they all want to live here and speak english it doesn't work
plenty of my friends are now married to foreigners and they all moved here
one couple left and then moved back

rorke investing in fidget spinners

The mice still need to be posted. This is "my" mantra. This "is" my moment. Get up. Start spazzing. Grow nettles. Don't wash your hair. Smell a horse penis. Keep drinking energy drinks. Start budgeting PIP. Start playing the "Uma" game. Start downloading "that". Start posting on brit all night. Rage more. Get a horse cock in you. A caravan. Putrid air. Body odour. The SIM cards changed. The peters posted. Reggie is sexo. A coop robbed. A piss bottle filled. A tooth lost. The parasite killed.

>>222214725
>is it unethical to invest time and love into your children in the hopes of them finding success
Idk nigger what do you think

>>222214810
why though
everywhere in europe except the ex soviet states are just nicer even if england technicall6 has more money

Love logging onto Teams on my phone when I'm on holiday and seeing all the toilfreaks online with their green and red statuses, hard at work toiling away while I'm lying on the balcony sucking on a Mahou and eating crisps haha

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ktim

i'm a chopped unc no cap

What's the most leftypol thing you can order from the chippy?

>>222214866
Saveloy suppository

>>222214866
a saveloy to rape your arse with

>>222214866
Vegetarian kebab

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>>222214866

>>222214866
scampi and a small chips with a lemon wedge and a diet coke

rorke bumming a tranny
leftypol getting pegged by a woman

which one is gay?

>>222214913
woke shite

just saw doctor poo had been banned

>>222214949
Rorke