'armless edition
>>222216725I don't know why my webm has a scam app on it
first for leftypol
posted 5 seconds after the new award
>>222216725Terrifying images seen today on /brit/
aw nawr!
“I beg you, my child, to look at the heaven and the earth and see everything that is inthem and recognize that God did not make them out of things that existed. And in the same way thehuman race came into being
No more /pol/ posting, not allowed
>>222216760
is 9 pence cheap?
fresh 'meeo on the youtube log
>>222216774monthly income for most brits
nth for the baddiedem
Just realised my long established strategy of 'no football no beer' isn't going to work anymore
>>222216773did she die?
>>222216774it's about £1.50 in today's money
It's hard to resist, can feel the lump in my throat building, my eyes getting wearier
Discombobulate
>>222216773Really didn't need to see something like this today, been hard enough as is
*turns on the SexHaver9000*
Sanguinate
Hearing word that the market is taking a dive because nobody wants to be tied to stinky Elon Musk's Space X which just went public and is already overvalued.Thank you for reading the /brit/ economical update x
>>222216779bad oiiiens
>>222216773Ah yes yet another archosaurian single incident
nth for charlie
>>222216826gp
getting a gf has doesn't seem feasible
will rorke break his silence?
its hard im finding in hard to find oppertunitys aborad without skills and degrees
>>222216884not sure it's even worth the hassle. Love me alone time.
>>222216884you owed a gf status: not
>>222216899Do you have any jewish ancestry
>>222216803wow, thats actually very affordable for a comic book
>>222216896haha heyyyy x x
hey lads what’s happening in belfast then? seems like bit of a ruckus to me
>>222216899stop spamming here fuck off
>>222216803you can't just use inflation to get today's costguarantee that magazine would be at least £3.50
>>222216930good ulster lads getting it done
>>222216909Kek this guy loves mowing down Chinese kids
>>222216946i can do what i like actually
>NEWS: It has sadly been confirmed that Stephen Ogilvie, the man viciously attacked in Belfast has lost his left eye entirely and is now blind in his right as well>He was already hard of hearing and learning disabled
whatever happened to him
>>222216936what jus tso you can keep all the jobs?
rorke just straight up taking a shit in leftypol's mouth
>>222216965well he shouldnt have done whatever i imagined he did, alright?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSCNc72TRAc
nothing did happen though
>Family of Belfast knife victim say 'unrest is not welcome' as extra police brought onto streetsGot it, rorke? The family said it's NOT WELCOME. Stop fucking talking about it.
>>222216970https://pubs.aip.org/aip/jap/article/125/19/194102/155889/Multiple-aging-mechanisms-in-ferroelectriche doing physics now
>>222216965Fuck poor lad
>>222216965He shouldn't have uuh... Hmmm...*checks notes*
leftypol hugging his zimbabwean rapist goodbye before he gets deported
>>222217002that was in 2019. i see on linkedin he is still doing research.good for him, seems to have vanished from sc and the internet
jesus, skip to 19 seconds, genuinely how can asian men cope with this?https://turbo.cr/v/VeqYTMoa1HfvL
>>222216779>light theme
>>222216999how the fuck do they convince every victim and their family to be so utterly writhe and cowardly
my dad works at the jews and he says it’s all gonna kick off soon
*surreptitiously googles where belfast is and if it really evens counts as the uk*
another mong sharing porn on /brit/ is it?
imagine thinking I will be clicking a yank link
hi, i'm johnny rorkesville, welcome to /brit/ass *>>222217031 >>222217002 clicks these links*
that link isn't a virus or anything, idk why you're scared. its an anglo bvll fucking a chinese thot
saw two cuties walking
Likely to have a wank this evening, been at least a couple of weeks since my last one with a single fairly lacklustre shag since
saw cuties (2020)
>>222217089admiring this post
>>222217090i assumed it was porn and so i didn't click itneed not see porn at all hours of the day
>>222217107el um
>white men have bigger penises- white men with a 4 inch dickdo you think your dick gets bigger vicariously?
>>222217107and you understood the moral, right? the whole purpose of the film wasn’t lost on you WAS IT?
I think rioting is bad
Need to call the doctor but got no heart for it, feels like I got a draining pit where my heart should be
>>222217089Great post.
Not racist, just got some thoughts on certain types of foreign people in this country (not all negative)Sick of being called a racist for thinking some people just shouldn't be here
quite literally need to see porn at all hours of the day
>>222217125.mine is 2cm
>>222217132I have this with the mechanics
unpopular opinion - rioting isn't goodthere i said it
why is that asians girls pussy so naturally grippy when she's fucking cock? must be brutal for asian "men" to see
All you talk about is cock
the idea that people need to be provoked to violence and cannot make the decision to riot etc out of their own rationale and agency is so strangeimplies people are little more than animals with no control over their own actions, requiring external stimulus to be prompted to do anything other than go to work and watch tv
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32444341/>OH NO NO NO
>>222217041doubt they'd be allowed to put out their own unvetted statement with how incensed people are
>>222217107nonce
I must suffer naturally
AbstractBackground: Men concerned about their penis size often consult professionals working in urology, andrology, surgery, and sexual medicine.Aim: To inform professionals in the sexual medicine field about small penis syndrome as a clinical syndrome and to provide recommendations for treatment.Methods: This was an overview of the existing literature combined with our extensive clinical experience.Results: Small penis syndrome is a syndrome with psychiatric comorbidities and social consequences that impair life. Men with these concerns tend to be susceptible for treatment that is not evidence based and potentially harmful.Clinical implications: Treatment of men with concerns about penis size should start with a thorough biopsychosocial assessment, followed by extensive psychoeducation, counselling, and psychological interventions, even if surgery is being considered.Strengths & limitations: The strength of this study is the concise overview of the existing literature combined with clinical experience which leads to important recommendations. Limitation is that this is not a systematic review.Conclusion: Complaints about penis size should be taken seriously, and a thorough biopsychosocial and multidisciplinary assessment is required.Keywords: Body Dysmorphic Disorder; Penile Size; Small Penis Syndrome.
>>222217132alri tinman ahah just joking
Lads Soctor Who is officially dead again.
>>222217041starmtroopers have them at gunpoint
rorke wading into the weeds of hard determinism in response to news that a bus has been set on fire
>>222217041They don't, you just don't hear about the ones who go off message.Case in point: Rhiannon Whyte's family, or Ian Coates's family. Even one of the Southport girls' family's refused to give a statement like that.Also, supposedly the nudge units threaten them by saying they won't get access to victim compensation if they don't give such a statement. We do know they get different treatment, that's for sure, given Ian Coates's rorke family weren't even invited to the Nottingham inquiry at first.
Do British boys really?
>>222217149Good luck lad
>>222217202controversial but whoever made this pic should almost certainly be taking meds
>>222217224yeah we do. most of us here are in the /brit/ gooncave rn
>>222217224>aussiepornaddict
>>222217207>Clinical implications: Treatment of men with concerns about penis size should start with a thorough biopsychosocial assessment, followed by extensive psychoeducation, counselling, and psychological interventions, even if surgery is being considered.easier to get a neo-vagina
look at the front page of the guardianabsolutely vile lot using the family statement to promote the biomass
>>222217211steady on mate
>>222217224racismlad uncovered
>>222217202Hieronymus Bosch? Think he's dead mate, not sure you can get meds for that
>>222217231it's a pretty common view lad
Stop rioting retards
>>222217211I wish I was x
>>222217247male vs femaleso.. yeah, same thing.
i really enjoyed batman beyond
>>222217236>>222217243Yes, I said British. So I was correct.
>>222217268Meant for >>222217231But I'm a retard apparently
at my old job most of the people there didn't understand why letters to dublin were air mail but letters to belfast weren't
>>222217268Hieronymus
what are these "deeply valuable contributions" of migrants?
>>222217247
>>222217313some of them have jobs
rubbing palm oil up and down my enormous, veiny, pulsating shaft
>>222217231you’d love everyone on meds wouldn’t you. just a bland sterile world where everyone just toils and watches goyslop and browses reddit
>>222217313deliveroo
May the grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
>>222217313tax contributions via laundering human trafficking / drug money through barbershops / nail salons / dessert parlours
>>222217313well nobody got deliveroo last night in belfast
>>222217313brown pussy
Is her dress on backwards, or did she rotate her head and arms 180 degrees?
>>222217313pickled goat heads and curry
so much for summer
>>222217299unlike the rest of the uk english people don't think about the union or care or even know that it exists. really they would be asking for their own parliament if they had any sense but they simply don't care
>>222217335come off it jez
enjoyed watching the cheeky riot on sky news last nightthink we’ll get more kino tonight?
good morning, off to work. Will be steve laws posting when I'm back
Not buying the "the rich control the governments" line that leftypol is constantly espousing Surely if that were the case this nigga could do more than shitpost from his smelly bedroom
>>222217338Amen
>>222217359she's so fit
>>222217333Vape shops, phone repair shops, greasy pizzas and Chinese, some even wipe the bums of pensioners. You think you can do without all that Rorke hmm?
>>222217359they hate her so much
>>222217385You're underestimating just how much money that is.
>>222217313UK rap scene, my doctor, my school friends, big booty queens etc.
Mental how AI is so good now that it’s only a matter of time before some nutjob with a few hundred grand and black market lab equipment puts together a deadly pathogen and unleashes it on the world
>>222217385spent like 300 million dollars on trump just to get fired lol he is legit just terrible at it
game's gone
I would unironically enjoy sex with Ruby Granger in the missionary position.
Ruby’s red twat
>>222217385he's just so unlikable that his money can't even keep him around
>>222217385Money has no effect on politics, it's a well-known fact
>>222217385https://www.bloomberg.com/billionaires/shiddiz crazy
>>222217385they mean the pro-israel lobby i.e. the jews matemusk can't just donate billions to british politicians our politics doesn't work like that
Kek just had a postman drop a parcel at the door and then sprint back to his van because the dog was barking. Like he's behind a closed door he's not gonna get you.
>>222217430im hearing the game's back actually
>>222217359How is she so cute
>>222217385Mad how he could give everyone a million pounds and still be a billionaire
>>222217413saw a black girl with the nicest arse and in tiny shorts the other week when the weather was hot was going to do an imagination wank to her but would have broken my streak of not wanking to female blacks since i started my wanking career
>>222217408Worth almost a trillion dollars and can't a right wing government elected but we're supposed to believe the Russians are responsible for trump and Brexit
>>222217446
>>222217435*gulps*
>>222217420300mil is 1/2667th of his net worth. The equivalent if you were worth £10million would be spending 4 grand. He wipes his bum with 300mil.
>>222217315words words word blah blah blah unc
>>222217385dont get why he was working for and then fired by trump
>>222217448Keep your mutt under control
>>222217448council estate detected
>>222217478more words keeps the stuck at home housewives entertained
>>222217385problem is the people with money right now are retarded freaks who believe their own lies
in retrospect those figures I just posted don't seem right but it's too late now
never understood how a guy who owns zara is richer than bill gates
*superstitiously gets it off my chest*
>>222217473keep your fetish to yourself mate
>>222217492He is under control, he's inside the house and friendly just barks at people outside. Weird.
losing 42 billion in one year how
>>222217510bitches be shoppin
>>222217510he owns multiple fast fashion stores and women spend there like crazy
>>222217514she is pretty
>>222217510Bill Gates dumped most of his wealth into his charity
>>222217535bought your dads black dildo collection off him
Why do the biomass untermensch find it entertaining that people are wary of their poorly trained aggressive animals
knew the dirty bastards were behind it the whole time
>>222217535do you retards really not understand how net worth works?he didn't "lose" shit. do you think he spent that money? do you think he lost his wallet?he has stocks, the value of stocks goes up and down. if you have 10 billion and the stock goes down by 10% you've lost a billion
Belfast
>>222217490It was an ego thing and he was bored. All his businesses work better without him around throwing tantrums so they sideline him as much as possible. That's why he got so bored and started shitposting all day on twitter, had literally nothing else to do. He then got into the whole culture war shite and lobbyed trump to do his thing. When it was clear it didn't work because there was no widespread fraud and he's an autistic man-child whose only quality is his ability to spin hype he got the boot.
>>222217510he owns zara and bill gates gave away a bunch of his money to keep his ex wife's mouth shut about his epstein island illegal blood sex
>>222217589alan sugar over here
>>222217554
>>222217510two founders of google combined aren't worth more than a nigga that makes carsmad
>>222217554Yh her smile cheers me up some :)
>>222217589that's crazy how he lose 42 billion in stocks values
>>222217385they own the media and exercise huge amounts of influence through ‘think tanks’ and simply the tacit threat of capital flight. there’s also a lot of rich fags who go into politics and politicians who go into banking/tech/defence firms etc so it’s all very incestous
>>222217613Blud invented PayPal not sure if you've heard of it but it's a big deal
>>222217595>child sacrifice!!!!!pipe down unc
could you stop looking at what we're doing in northern ireland and mind your business thanks x
>>222217589fuckin Gordon Gecko over here
>>222217635yeah that's what they said on the island too
Think you people need to realise a lot of their money doesn't come from their own business activities. They also invest their earnings into other companies and wealth generates even more wealth.
>>222217608oh actually she looks a bit like my sister in this oneno longer want to shag her
need a fat milf from Northern Ireland to bounce on my willard
>>222217668is your sister single?
>>222217666well that's satan defending the rich then
>>222217666>They also invest their earnings into other companiesbut that's just them giving money to their friends then
>>222217608>>222217668Know this feel, except it's cause she suffered like my sister
>>222217694she's into girls sorry
having a threesome tonight two fit blondes with big milky tits seriously not joking it’s happening
>>222217535steve job is so rich
>>222217697yeah but by giving money to their friends, it increases the value of their company, which gives them even more more money. Then that friend passes the money back and the cycle continues until someone says "actually this company isn't worth as much as you say" and it tanks for a bit
>>222217713>she sufferedwho is she? what hapened?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNt9bzU_C7M
>>222217715*puts on a wig and chops my willy off* heyyyyyyyy
>>222217715i am a girl
Musk could be count of monte cristo maxing and instead he rots in his smeggy bedroom retweeting people 800 billion dollars and his life is as unimportant as ours
>>222217693why not southern ireland
>>222217731Who the hell is Steve Jobs?
>>222217535mark is fucking up big time
the most confusing one on that list is elon muskdoes he actually sell or provide any services that people actually buy?tesla's revenue is nothing. it's all smoke and mirrors.
>>222217759Steve's job
>>222217299Why though? Theyre both across water arent they?
>>222217385Elon Musk could buy:>Ford>General Motors>Nike>McDonalds>Yum Brands (Pizza Hut, Pepsi)>Starbucks>Stellantis>Rivian>the entire Premier League and every team (20 billion)>every NBA team>every NHL team>every major baseball team in multiple countriesAnd still have hundreds of billions left overIf you took a Time Machine and went back to see Julius Caesar, and you earned a million dollars a day from then until now, you wouldn't be as rich as Musk
>>222217770*ruffles your hair*you wouldn’t get it kid, now beat it
>>222217755If he tried to liquidate even a fraction of that, all his companies would go bust.
ags rushing Musk for his bank after my mate lures him into the wildy with promises of anti woke potions
little lore drop from gyaldemlad
Victim of the attempted Belfast beheading.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1D4Xz-3YE4
>>222217576Biomass are scared of harmless dogs because they don't understand compassion. Fuck up Jose you mong.
>>222217805gp heh
shan't be opening that particular image
>>222217789Again, if he started selling his stock and trying to buy other companies, his stock would tank before he even sold off 10% of it. His wealth is tied up with his pretending his companies are worth something
>>222217631he sold paypal in 2002
>>222217807fake
do you ninnies really consider that gore? it’s some scars grow up
>>222217807Plaster it across every fucking town and city in Britain, show the people what they have allowed to happen
very irish name that
>>222217807AI like the stabbing and the riots
>>222217770It's all in the valuation of his companies. Tesla makes money but it's value is largely driven by hype and the same goes for SpaceX because it now holds twitter and XAI. The space thing is still losing money, the only source of revenue is starlink and commissioned launches that don't cover expenditures. But the AI hype has made its valuation go crazy. And since Musk own a very large share of both companies his net worth shot up.
>>222217848ok you first send it to all your friends and family and co workers saying you allowed this to happen
>>222217855Nigga looks like that guy with all the pet minions
holy scrim
>>222217770Other than Tesla and X, not really. In theory, Tesla should be a minor car brand, and X is no where near the popularity it once was, especially compared to MetaMost of Musk's net worth is based on future hype and future potential. SpaceX is years ahead of other major companies in a similar field. Last month, SpaceX managed to launch and reland a rocket, while BlueOrigin (Bezos) crashed and burned on launch.SpaceX is about to go public, but they had to change the rules to be allowed in American 401ks (retirement accounts), because SpaceX makes no money. It loses money.The future hype is over-played in my opinion. Space exploration is a big myth/grift/waste
>>222217880My friends and family are almost entirely white nationalists even if they dont call themselves that
WATCH: Ed Davey calls on Keir Starmer to crack down on platforms like X which are "fuelling violence" Starmer: "We will crack down on anyone who is fuelling this division"
>>222217915right thats all the stabbings solved then
>>222217915what would ashdown say about this
whats wrong with being a white nationalist?
BAN AND CENSOR EVERYTHING
>>222217901The value of spx is entirely in Xai and the AI craze.
>>222217901>they had to change the rules to be allowed in American 401ksI thought NASDAQ is preventing this, but I guess Musk is too powerful and forced his way
>>222217903They should call themselves that
need keir starmer to crack down on my bollocks
>>222217807Rorkeypops fi dead
>>222217740Katie is noidedjester on twitter, she took her life recently mental health and bad side of the web. My sister is still here but suffers similar mental >>222217806>little lore dropNimi nooo
Feel like the story about the secret camera found inside an office at Whitehall and the tracking device found on the prime ministers car should be a bigger story
I refuse to condemn the demonstrations in Belfast.
>>222217975I bet you do
>>222217963we no waste good potion on dead wyman, pull cable n feed man to goat
>>222217975well you might consider that following the Matt Hancock affair video there was never any mention of who put that camera there, where the footage was fed back to or anything of that nature. It just went straight down the memory holebest not to look too deeply into such things
>>222217975did they also once find a bug in the prime ministers toilet right after netenyahu visited boris johnson and asked to use his toilet (which never usually happens)
>>222217934white isn’t a nation, it’s a racial classification within an invented racial hierarchy based on domination and oppression of other ‘races’
>>222217947Nah. Calling yourself a white nationalist implies retardation.
doing a poo
A group of masked patriots marching in support of Belfast stabbing incident were seen ganging up on two Non-white lads on the street. The march started at Buchanan Street, Scotland.https://x.com/lil_doza/status/2064425363472613734
is garlic bread a must alongside spag bowl?
>>222218002haha good post
>>222218011Mossad recording Boris' smelly farts.
>>222217998scream
>>222218002>>222218011completely forgot about these
>>222218054i'd say yes
>>222218011yes and netenyahu does shit like that all the time. like how when he arrives in the us they have a laundry service which is only occasionally used by foreign leaders but whever he arrives in the us he comes with suitcases of already dirty clothes just to make the americans wash them
>>222216767Do NOT talk about the incident
Censor the news
>>222218103clearly a joke
>>222218011the israelis do stuff like that quite often but most of the time it's for intimidation rather than a legitimate attempt to collect intelligence
excrement scran
>>222218113it works on me because I am actually scared of mossad and I think they are quite powerfull and good at assassinations and doing whatever they want.
>>222218103
sir mr. bean
>>222218137Well said Mr President
>>222218150gp
>>222218103jesus christ chatgpt is making normies gain sentiencethats more dangerous than computers gaining sentience
bel + fast = belfastget it?
Sikhs are bro-tier
they've got their best men on the job
sir keir cracking down on my arse
computershow me overwatch futanari porn
sharp teeth sucking
>>222218179ummy
>>222218169foy = fuck + off + yankget it?
What will be the next bame-on-white attack next week?
>>222218037Muppets
>>222218191some World Cup related shooting ofc. Not including the one where some guy shot up around England's hotel or training ground or whatever a few days ago
>>222218188i own you
>See a sodomised gargoyle? You need a psychiatrist, says architect>Fernando Cobos, who oversaw the restoration of Spain’s oldest hotel, hits back at criticism of the drain pipes added to the grotesques
>>222218191reckon the next happening will be a mossad false flag attack at the world cup
looking at them while they walk past my window
>>222218191me getting raped by a chinaman
>>222218219he got that grippy
>>222218219I see a big poo
https://x.com/SarahArnol39117/status/2064553702195953719
That sugarcane that tasted goodThat's who you are, that's what you couldCome on, come onNo one can see you cry
>>222217510Wish i had a measly billion
>>222218206dunno why 4chan thinks im in Russia now
>>222218219mayo folk be weird asl
>>222218234:/
>>222218219Had a poo like that after curry on saturday
shopping for a suit and very discouraging seeing the smallest chest size is 36that means almost all men have a chest bigger than minelittle vile runt slug of a man
>>222218234mental how f
>>222217510Musk ripping up the game
>>222218263im 5'6 and wear a 40are you even smaller than i?
>>222218244Suspect she trying to emasculate him in front of his chat, less corrrr than it seems
>>222218234do you use burst mode
>>222218263Go to George at ASDA for a suit, no difference between a £1k suit and a £20 suit, it's all the same shite
>>222218263
>>2222182825'8 chest 38 in slim fit, so regular would realistically be 36
>>222218259what curry did you have
world cup looms
>>222218244He's a beta male, I'd rip that fanny up with my cock and she would never disrespect me like that.
>im 5'6
>no difference between a £1k suit and a £20 suit
>>222218332Korma
>>222218263are you in year 9
>>222218332vindaloo
gain a clue. go to saville row. get fitted up by bossman. network with striver and 1%ers whilst you wait
>>222218348>>222218361nice, I usually get a rogan josh
>>222218339hate that he goes around on that stupid fucking thingwould love chuck a twig in the wheels
>>222218377scran right there
>>222218171Is this he? I thought he was about 4ft
>>222218361Vindaloo with a keema nan is lush
hate keema nan
Rorke grunting and sweating struggling to push out an extremely dry impacted stool
>>222216733>>222216733>>222216733Recycle.
>>222218339hey come on nowi didnt ask to be small did i
>sharp teeth suckingblud think he dracula
rorke jumping in the swimming pool feet first then just staying there
vindaloo is leng
>>222218263Linen is a meme it creases if you look at it and looks shite 10 minutes after putting it on
>>222218263just get it tailored
