How about this humidity? edition
>>222216733Hated that prick
who here #wfh and #dossing right now?
look at that rorkey, only made it to the scr's
The Spanish flag posters are fucking abysmalneed them out of business pronto
>>222218430i am #wfh #dossing #throwbackthursday
>>222218438you got done
Don't think stuffing your nan with mincemeat is very nice
>>222218438You mean spaki? Yeah
>>222218438The other lad with the Spanish flag is here literally all day as far as I can tell, I’m worried he’s dragging my reputation down when I’m not here
imagine how sad you must be to go and live in spain and not be a pensioner
>>222218455he mindraped you.
>>222218438they're a small feeble bunch>>222218444its wednesday
>>222218430Just the dossing for me
SEX 34: Rule 34
apparently there's three Spain posters!!
standing in front of my bathroom mirror practising my neil diamond so they don't make fun of me at the world cup viewings
can you explain how to go to spain to work if you are unskilled no degree
>>222218472#oops #mybad
>>222218488Literally just book a flight and stay, the leftypops government here literally just legalised like 500k immigrants who arrived here illegally it’s crazy
Just accidentally the whole thing
pulled a funny face at a baby in Tesco and made it laugh. The mum laughed too. That’s just what I do I’m a normal guy I’m not longer a social freak
>>222218460The inverse, i saw your posts last thread
I pooed a poo of poos gone by
>>222218460>neo-cockney rhyming slang XD
I’ve done the incel thing and I’ve started learning Japanese on Duolingo
>>222218511:)
>>222218519Posts plural? I literally only made one
>>222218527Nice, that's the hardest language for usI'm learning Norwegian
nth for the holodem
>>222218549well same, i only made the cuties post last thread guess it's the third one then
>>222218560based :D
>>222218511Try do that without getting the police called on you if you're 5'7", balding, need glasses and have a lazy eye
woke up early this morning because i had to poopnot an ideal start to wednesday
literally no point in learning a language as an adult unless you fully intend on moving to the country to live their for the rest of your life if not it’s just a waste of time
Watching Gordon Ramsey Costa del nightmares
>>222218567Don’t believe you desu but also don’t really care enough to keep talking about it
Mental how easy it is to eat 1000 calories like it’s nothing
>Ellie Wight’s drug journey started when she was 16, by smoking weed every day, before switching to ketamine two years later as it was cheap and easy to access.>At her worst, Ellie from Drumoak in Aberdeenshire, was taking 3.5g every day for £40 a day.>She estimates she spent around £35,000 in total throughout her addiction, with one gram costing between £10 and £20.>Five years later, at 23, Ellie is now living with permanent damage to her bladder caused by repeated use of ketamine.>She said: “I was peeing blood quite a lot and peeing mucus chunks from my bladder. You’d feel the chunks coming through as you were peeing, and it was just horrendous, the pain.>Ellie had to have Botox injected into her bladder a month ago to help her manage the pain.>A normal bladder can hold between 300ml and 600ml of urine, but Ellie says hers can now hold just 50ml to 100ml – less than a coffee cup.
>>222218567>>222218549both fucking liars
>>222218602screaming
>>222218602Women are such mongs
>>222218570xx
>>222218602>40 dollars a day>cheaphuh
>>222218595double quarter pounder with cheese and regular fries
indians are good immigrants
>>222218628leng
>>222218602Poor lass, fuck let
>>222218602>50ml (less than a coffee cup)you learn something every day
>>222218602
>>222218637i have a friend who's from kenya and hates trump. i brought up to her that time when trump said somalis are garbage people. she said even a broken clock is right twice a day. mental how hated somali immigrants are even in africa. i kinda feel bad for them.
Decades of fermented cock cheese trapped behind phimosis
>>222218594Desu? So you're from /bant/ then, did you leave because it became shit over the years or do you still post there
>>222218626Expensive compared to weed but cheap compared to other hard drugs
Arson was a central tactic in the public unrest surrounding the Reform Act 1832, driven by the urgency for parliamentary reform and the rejection of the bill by the House of Lords. The most significant violent incidents occurred in October 1831, when the Lords rejected the Second Reform Bill, sparking riots across England. Key instances of arson included:>Bristol: Rioters torched all four of the city’s jails, the palace of the Bishop of Bristol, and the mansion of the Lord Mayor. The riots resulted in over £300,000 in damage and twelve deaths. >Nottingham: Rioters set fire to Nottingham Castle, the home of the Duke of Newcastle. >London: The residences of the Duke of Wellington and bishops who had voted against the measure were attacked and set on fire. >Derby: A mob attacked the city jail and freed prisoners, contributing to the broader wave of destruction. This wave of arson and violence, including the rural "Swing" riots involving the burning of haystacks and corn stacks, created an atmosphere of anarchy that pressured the government to push the Act through despite opposition.
>>222218678ktimp
>>222218462don’t understand this post at all. spain is probably the best country in europe for social culture as a young person
>>222218602need recovering druggie gf
>>222218715And yet here you are cooped up in your smelly incel bedroom.
>>222218572weirdly specific
>>222218637How to move to ScandinaviaDenmark plane ticketHow to find job in Denmark
>>222218712Hello Fares are you looking forward to the World Cup
>>222218712I am fully autistic
might move to denmark
mental how we all enjoy the smell of our own farts and even poo while pooing, must be a reason for it
>>222218602Bogged lips
>>222218739i’m at ‘work’ actually
>>222218769erm... no we don'tpervert
>>222218769O_o
>>222218769For me its the must of my balls after a hot, sweaty day
>>222218602 shiddiz crazythey filmed a video when she was fully drugmong'd out of her mind and her bladder they gave it to the beeb
>>222218595Got a BMR of 2000 so thats good news
thank you /brit/ for lifting me up when i was down
>>222218807shouldn't she be on her side
>>222218783nothing at all scatalogical about it lad so don't be coy. there are two literal biological truths:1) You CAN'T tolerate the smell of your own piss, but you automatically hold your breath while pissing without even noticing. Pay attention next time if you remember to and you'll realize you stopped breathing while peeing2) You CAN perfectly tolerate the smell of your own poo while pooing, likely because you can't hold your breath for that long, and your own farts in general.
>>222218595it's only easy for gigantic fat fuck tubbo blubbery lard lad made of grease and butter 3 digit Kg obese obesity whales
>>222218828UM
Reckon I should do ketamine lads sounds like loads of fun
alright then
>>222218835
dont think thats allowed fares mate
media and famous people made me believe you can be using coke semi regularly for a decade and come out fine but apparently even if you do it every weekend for a year you have permanent heart damage
fares ffs
getting mixed messages
Bit suspicious how literally every family of every victim ever always says some variation of this
>>222218828Very um coded
New menthol elf for heatherpaedo i see
>>222218898hahaha they've gotta pack this in once or twicericu making it far too obvious
nanase tsubasa sex arse
>>222218920meds, now
>>222218898there's no secret or conspiracy here, there is a branch of the government who sends people out to prep reletives and friends of murder or attack victims with what to say for maximum damage control, it's open knowledge
>>222218890celebs died young of overdoses all the time when one does live it turns out they have some genetic mutation that lets them survive the abuse for decades
>>222218904fym 'um coded' that's a literal mega um
>>222218898It's a standard statement that the police threaten them to get them to sign off on. Hence why it's always in that same awful neoliberal PR-speak.
fuggin ellwats happnin in belfast denquite afew high profile violence cases wiv efnics stoking up protestbrits seem to have had enuff of immigration and wokist bias against the white working classtruly bogglin
>>222218952fuck off back to /britfeel/
>>222218963screaming at this
>>222218945how do they threaten them
>>222218898they lay it on you that your loved one has just been butchered to death by some yellow eyed wog then while your in tears immediately make you sign a massive form about privacy and media, hidden in a tiny bit of text is a clause about how they're allowed to release a statement on your behalf "appealing for calm" in the event of riots
>>222218898I'm still not getting any news about this anywhere whatsoever, can anyone tell me what happened? I can't even find anything if I search belfast attack, I get nothing, it's like my search results and feed is all doctored
>>222218938yeah i dont mean overdosing but just normal users. like doing a recreational amount. and you heart just gets done in. so all these scaffolders and tradesmen doing it every weekend must be fucked
>>222218965poo sausage
>>222218945What could the police possibly have to threaten them with?
>>222218945How come no one ever snaps out however? Surely if you family member got killed/maimed/disfigured someone is going to say something on social media or in the press
>>222218967sad thign is i can believe it
americans need a licence to pump they own gas
>>222218969Why are you laying
>>222218969some white guys chimped out over nothing as usual
>>222218866as if England isn't the fucking same. He even has a manufactured little soccer club in his handle
>>222218937nooo it's only exciting if it's a secret conspiracy that only i know about :((
>>222218974public order, malicious comms, as they've started riotswouldn't want that, would theythree years in jailmassive disorderall on your head? no, wouldn't want that
NEW: The University of Nottingham has suffered a "serious" data breach affecting its campuses in the UK, China and MalaysiaStudents' personal and financial information are now up for sale on the dark web
>>222218963umm you can look at recent britfeel threads and youll see no posts that look like mine sodonae ken wah ye tawkin boot
>>222218898do you think they'd publish it if the family said they want all migrants deported?
>>222218974hmm yes what could the police with the legal powers of investigation, detaining and arrest possibly threaten innocent people with? Actually mad how retarded this question was
Right well the gf has had her appendix removed and is nicely high on morphine. Best gather all the random shit I've bought her and head over to the hospital. Quite a relief really, said she can probably come home tomorrow so I look forward to being a carer for the foreseeable
>>222219002dont think you understand what hes saying
>>222219024howling, imagine saying "yeah I'm a graduate of nottingham uni (malaysia)"
>>222218818x
>>222219011>>222219036cunts like you are so tiresome
some guy I work with is literally me if I don’t lock in.He’s 42, works part time, weird freak, small, lives with his elderly mum, can’t drive, can’t hold conversationsFucking scary shit idk how people live like that
>>222218974presumably they poke and prod them while talking about it until they say the word immigrant or foreign or anything at all, and then strike them with a serious look and remind them about hate crime laws and make a huge deal out of it until the already stressed and overloaded and petrified people agree to let this slide as long as they give the prepped statement
>>222219048sc
look my son has been stabbed up and nearly beheaded, but lets not forget the contributions migrants have made to our society
>>222219063Just writing fan fiction now mate
sorry mate, your family has been raped and murdered and you barely lived, but please be calm we don't want division!
>>222219059don't look back in anger, mate
imagine the global seething when we win the world cup
this nigga tom scott still making vids bruh
>>222219032Is Maple Ridge, British Columbia as rough of an area that everyone says it is?>>222219075How often do you get banned for your posts btw
>>222218974>>222218966The usual language they use is that 'it could harm the case if you speak about this publicly'. So they make you sign various NDAs/boilerplate statements for later use. If you refuse they just instruct you to keep your mouth shut. Most do because they're in a state of emotional shock and want to get on with rebuilding their lives.Source: was friends with the family of one of the victims of the Manchester Arena Bombing and they said as much.
>>222218974They don't get access to the victim compensation fundThe other anons replying to you saying they can arrest the families are spastics
>>222219074pioneering facial reconstruction surgeon arrested by KKKapitalist police for performing charity work
>>222219059just close the tab mate, we've all been there.
>>222219092how the fuck should i know
Hope someone kills those little pikey scrots that raped all those teenagers. Good way for immigrant to get back some positive spin. Do a murder on someone that deserves it for a change.
There's a photograph of the victim and he has a Celtic FC tattoo so it's really not surprising that his family are the left-wing pro-migrant type
>>222218898Maybe they don't want houses of natives and refugees, cars and bus burned on their conscious?
>>222219110don't think you have, mate
we at /brit/ are calling for calm at this challenging time
*spastic retard eating his shoulder*DUUUUUURRR WHUT COULD THE POLICE THREATEN YOU WITH??
>>222219090nigga name two first names
>>222219133Conscience*
we at /brit/ are screaming for poo at this challenging time
we at /brit/ say oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
>>222219155you're upset!
the victim looks like a paedo
>>222219060that's me except i'm 36 and my mum isn't elderly she's not even 60 yet
>>222219170s
>>222216733How do you respond /Brit/
>>222219124Well I was under the impression Maple Ridge, British Columbia was an infamous rough area I guess I'm wrong about that then
>>222218602>A normal bladder can hold between 300ml and 600ml of urineHow come I can sink 4 pints before pissing then?
i don't blame the white-working families, i don't blame the bames. it's the cocksuckers in westminster and london, and brussles, and nyc, and, dare i say, tel aviv.
looks like someone's pressed the button again
>>222219194fuck off aragorn
family of the nearly decapitated man who lost his eye and is on life support:"unrest is not welcome, and peaceful protest is the only way forward"curious if they really said that or if they were pressured to say that. imagine going rogue and defiant and actually call for violence at a live press conference. auslaender raus!
Fucking screaming in a niggers car boot
1000 posts left
>>222219211Brown hands typed his
>>222219222imagine printing this post out and showing it to your mum
>>222219221you lazy cunts don't even bother to read the fucking threads before you come rolling in here do you
>>222219195i didn't know until recently that she's some kind of foreigner not even american
>>222219230
the day is already over. actually depressing. how is that possible. it would be dark by now in winter
mousey, spaincunt, heatherpaedo, gingerpaedo...all escaped 4chan... You? Still here.
>>222219283you have to see a doctor
>>222219238oh sorry, do you mean reading all the previous threads from today and yesterday to learn the context for today's discussions? i will do that right now.
>>222219283gingernonce probably got locked up
actually crazy how I cannot get a fucking job Even the shitty jobs that I had as my “backup” won’t hire me
dark brown fannies open them up the pink is hidden inside
fuck me
>>222219286I'm eating you cunt
>>222219309thanks!
>>222219292i mean the multiple posts in the last 20 minutes discussing the literal exact same topic
>>222218462no muslims, no africans, safe conservative country, bull fights, soccer. what's the problem?
>>222219309i thought you meant something else for a second
i'll apply for a job for a laugh just for you
>"We have many migrants who make a deeply valuable contribution to our country, including in our healthcare system and hospitality sector and we depend on them to make our country work. We do not want this terrible tragedy to be used to divide people or fuel hostility"
Another freezing cold June day
>>222219331are you talking about the 1960s?
>>222219301its what you get for being an insufferable zoomer runt. You have no skills because you're stupid and you wasted your youth on here and online and now you're suffering the consequences. Instead of buying belle delphines bathwater in 2019 and playing fortnite, you could have been out there making money and getting experience. Now its too late, AI has taken your opportunities and you'll always be unemployed
>>222219353i had the heating on earlier
>>222218898Shockingly it's most people don't want to be arrested for causing a riot after their loved one dies
>>222219370the 35 year old man LASHES out with venomous hatred
cba
not long now until the big 2s
>>222219370So what should I do? Kill myself?
>>222219370BALD!
oh no if only there was some kind of welfare system that made working for talentless mongos completely unnecessary anyway
i'm not bald! i'm not a bald man!
>>222219381how would they be lawfully arrested if they didn’t say how much they love vibrant bames?
>>222219381Most people who's loved ones have been taken away from them are ready to instigate violence and war to avenge them. Nobody is falling for this anymore, these headlines are so removed from reality only a shut in leftymong could have come up with it
sir 24 year old virgin
don't like posts about baldnessmakes my scalp itch
>>222219416im not even a norwood 1. AI tells me I have a juvenile hairline, rare for a 34 year old
why does applying for jobs feel so bad does having a job feel better
>>222219024we don't have to put payment details anywhere
>>222219434Yes mate everyone wants a race war it's definitely not you removed from reality
>>222219358yes, franco's spain. but actually racism against black players in the progressive barcelona was common as late as mid-1990's. not saying this is cool but at least it meant freedom and conservatism and spanish nationalism. apparently the only way to end racism is to flood the country with africans.
>>222219453>does having a job feel betteryes much betterapplying for jobs is deeply deeply miserable
not balding but I have a gigantic forehead and have had it this way since I was a lad. In a sense it looks the best it has currently looked since I'm in my 30s now and it makes more sense visually now
>>222219456If a paki stabbed and killed your mum, would the first words to come out of your mouth to the media be praise about the GDP contributions we've received from the migrant community?
cant wait to drink some more beer tonightbig fan of it you see
There’s a Rorke in my boot!
I'm appealing for calm.
>>222219058mental that she's british
>>222219489have one for mei'm trying to get sober so i don't die
>>222219453>does having a job feel bettersuppose so yeah
someone actually asked me earlier if i watch the chase
>>222219487would you feel better if it was a white man stabbed and killed your mum?
Lord of the rings is fucking awesome
spent all fucking day since 8am lying on the sofa gooning to shite on my phone with rdr2 music on in the background need to sort myself out asap
>>222219506
don't even know what job i could do
I physically cannot attend job interviews without taking benzodiazepines
>>222219370Get over yourself big man
>>222219434>these headlines are so removed from reality only a shut in leftymong could have come up with itright well is it shut in leftymongs or is it the police and government forcing them, can we have a bit of consistency please in this challenging time
>>222219511Funny how you can't honestly answer my question. Thats you done leftymong, move on
>>222219517mindraped that spastic
>>222219526move on back to /pol/ you boring cunt
>>222219509but doctor, I'm Bradleyacci
>>222219537hes done you
>>222219489I'm out myself. No cans till Saturday. I am limiting my intake you see.
when i listen to anime songs i get sad and want to improve my life
>>222219533Cope
>>222219524Someone needs to tell you the truth. You have failed in your life.
>>222219537he done you tbf
Thomas paine is a real nigga anglos saxons will rise again
>>222219457spain never really engaged with postcolonialism like french or british culture did. even spanish leftypols were derogatory towards arabs and africans. its changed a lot now but more because of american cultural influence (‘woke’) than anything else
Seriously though it is mental how many people here basically only post porn and politicsDespite having dedicated boards to drone on and on about politics and spam your porn collection Weird
>>222219541i'm not even the spastic he was replying to i'm just sick of these people taking up space on my poo posting general
>>222219567Very on brand of someone like you to type that bizarre post and actually post it
Raccoon Rorkes
let's be honest, people are angry about double standards not about the fact that riots are not welcome. the logic is if the leftists and blacks can riot and burn the houses and property of their fellow blacks, we should do, too. but in reality nobody wants riots and they don't solve anything. but yes, the propaganda is disgusting.
Its crazy that the UK is even having this conversation about migrants>Hmm...should we as a nation be bred out of existence?A quick cursory glance looks like your capital is 30-40% British, and most major cities are 70% foreign born for those under the age of 12. It's already over for you. One day it seems maybe you'll wake up and realize just what you've done to yourself, but by then it will be far too late
What's that? Oh just the yapping of a bitter old man
>IknowpeopleareallowedtowalkwithoutdogsbutwhenImonaquietwoodlandrouteandaman-ezgif.com-
Working on a new gimmick where i aim to humanise Rorke
doing some reads
that really set off the shut in zoomers didnt it
do they not know we don't read posts with their flag attached to it?
>>222219606they said it cant be done!
>>222219593>>222219598fuck off
>>222219606<- already been done
>>222219589very on brand for your mind to spread its legs and spit out this rapebaby of a post
her accent reminds me of finnstersbritish zoomers trying to put on an american accent are so cringehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1781104678198685.mp4
doctor who needs to permanently end, who even watches it
fit girl i know posted on her instagram story condemning the rorke riot
>>222219642i do
>>222219585grow up
I really need some kind of project or goal days are too listless
*extremely fat voice*would you like to hear my opinions about politics
Yanks are by far the worst posters in this general. Nothing else comes close. Even 6 hours of heatherpaedo’s deranged AI slop spam has s preferable to a single yank post
>>222219640spamming dead girls is more cringe imo
mumberg on the phone to her friend and joking that she doesn't have to worry about me going out rioting because I never go out
need to clean my mirrors
>>222219643get her shagged
>>222219632Freak
>>222219658no
>>222219643Tell her how much it makes you sad to see the riots and her minge will be instantly attracted to your knob like a magnet.
for me its the mindbroken sperg on here that spazzes out when someone posts politics
>>222219677learned recently that female teachers intentionally clean their blackboards up and down instead of side to side so that the movement doesn't make their arses jiggle
>>222219679i went to school with heryou've probably seen her posted on here lol with that indian cunt groping her in a club, that webm has been posted here
Surely if she wanted to be authentically Victorian ahe’d be brushing it a hundred strokes at night? As you say it looks like she doesn’t even comb itAnd a Victorian woman of her age would have her hair up all the time. Though I suppose she’s still 12 in her head so hair up is a few years away for her.I can’t do with the hair. It makes me feel bad when I se it but I know that’s my issue and not rubys. But it does stopMe watching. Even a plait would be better.
>>222219699denying their students the pleasure of seeing a fat jiggly arse baka
>>222219691everything in moderation. the yanks that come here to post exclusively about politics and nothing else are annoying
>>222219700nahpost it
>>222219640It's cute, she's a drama kid having her fun
>>222219707Women can be so cruel to each other. Not nice to see
>>222219707Fuck off rubymong you pathetic little parasite
>>222219707Literally and I mean literally no one gives a shit
>>222219727i would shag her rotten
>>222219707they have a point her hair does look like when blokes grow their hair out
>>222219691problem isn't just politics though, it's that discussion of politics on this site is completely dominated by jobless spergs that spend their grim little lives consuming polslop
!!!!
the sentinelese figured out the mysteries of life millennia ago and haven't changed because they realised they didn't need to
>>222219722dont have it saved
>>222219757none of this criticism means anything when we all know you spam poo and rorke 23 hours a day.
>>222219735a tale as old as time
>>222219758for that you can get a bottle of voddy and get mungered
>>222219758woke has been defeated
>>222219758>18 per packet>max 6 per customeridiots working in retail
Rorke wants a white man to stab his mumWhat a strange creature
>>222219745
All the biomass owned businesses in my small town have been hanging up England flags in the windows and on the walls lol
DOGSHIT ZINGERSCALLING ALL DOGSHIT ZINGERS ALL ABOARD!
>>222219780>>222219780>>222219780
the men are kicking the ball later
>>222219758why's it blueparallel universe ahh
>>2222197926 boxesno wonder nobody will hire you
>>222219758Right that’s just encouraging alcoholism then isn’t it
>>222219771they’re playing the game on their own private server