talking monkeys edition
SEX 39: WATCHING PORN ON GAMEBOY
>>222224644Still need to finish my pokedex and finish rebuilding my towns Also got other games to be playing but Pokopia is such a time sinkLife difficult
nth for the baddiedem
>>222224573>>222224617it’s happening at greggs tampa
me waiting on the early access games i bought to get finished
>>222224820Tango was a vaxx shill, ill never forgive him, he's compromised
>>222224809imagine burying your tongue in that tummy
mutts believing every single AI enhanced photo on /pol/mutts are genuinely the worst biomass there is
>>222224834this nigga got a penis willy
>>222224834He's fat and moldy looking now
>>222224820WHAT MACGUIRE IS THERE??? I THOGUTH EH WASNT IN THE TEAM
ugly bloke again is it
>>222224871what multiracialism does to a country innit
>>222224871the average iq on /pol/ is like 85 they're all retards
>>222224883yeah hiya
>>222224785seen this getting lots of laugh reactions in the group chats where people are also decrying the riots last night lol
rorke save the queen
>>222224834People change.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rr4tXN2eJM
Laughing my arse off at the Irish, god i love them
>>222224743i was on expo when joe rogan came to eat at a bbq joint i no longer work at. he got a special table next to the line and remarked “the bi-son ribs are incredible.” i was 20, thin, and had a tucked t shirt. i drank all the wine at his table after he left. in other words, we had symbolic gay sex in front of my now ex-girlfriend (a hostess at the same restaurant).
>>222224857Corrrr would properly clean my plate
>>222224905john lydon has turned into a rorke
might go mormon
my intestine aches around here and my poo has blood in it sometimes
>>222224802they convinced everyone after, it’s the entire reason the adl was founded. every book on it (all written by jews) says leo frank was innocent except one which was written by a relative of the victim. funny thing is also leo frank actually got a relatively very light sentence for that type of crime at the time because he was well connected and had a team of hotshot jewish lawyers from all over the usa defending him. that’s why he was lynched
>>222224933nothing to laugh at lad. we are a proud people
>>222224966is your poo dark black
>>222224981no it has some streaks of red blood in it
>>222224966is that your willy?
>>222224966cancer mate
>>222224966cockmogs me
>>222224937what does on expo mean
all australians have a tailthey'll deny this but its true
Test
>>222225032you sort the plates for the kitchen so the runner/waiter can take them out. i got promoted to waiter after the incident revealed my CLEAR POWER
if you want to sink the boats you’ll respond to this post with a picture of your most recent poo
>>222224933>run up back of head sucker punchWhat a mong
are the belfast lads still going at it?
>>222224933This Belfast?
Doing a cuddle with catberge UPDATE: she heard a police siren outside and ran away :/
>>222225099nasty ass goyslop
>>222225099i like angel slices too :3
>>222225105evil coppers
>>222224966cockmogs me!
>>222225105>she heard a police siren outside and ran awaybecause she is a criminallock her up
>>222225114Mind your tongue, cur
2 months until they pull the kidney stone out through my dick hole
do you think mr kipling and rudyard kipling are related
>>222224966Go A&ECould be something bad, I wouldn't chance it
>>222225114live a little
>>222225139rudyark kiplig
Right well time for a walk I suppose
trains are so expensive takes the piss
>>222224871
>>222224743Why does Joe Glowgan want people to fry their brains with DMT so much? Actually evil.
topkek, this happened to me
>>222225176wonder what it's like to have sex with an attractive woman
>>222225176
>>222225191What you met some British lefty?
absolute fucking state of youtube's search
>>222225128>pawciffer i couldn't have been there at the time of the rape, i was taking a cat nap!
evening >>222224966Go to the doctor bro
been drinking every night for years. last week i had a panic attack for the first time and felt very anxious in my stomach for the rest of the day. now im getting this sickening anxiety all day if i drink more than like a bottle of wine. is this fixable or is my boozing career over at the ripe old age of 27
>>222225214yeah. a pakistani communist girl from london. she was at my uni. horrible cunt
have you seen this film?
>>222225228how the fuck u drink so much at some point ti because harder to drink tha not tobut yeah fr you should probably seek professional help and at a minimum work on reducing your average intake
>>222225242rorke moving bare zesty
might go and see the amazing digital circus and try to shag some of the clientel in the toilets if you catch my drift
hi
>>222225260>might go and see the amazing digital circusme if i lived in a cyberpunk victorian world
>>222225260don't know what a digital circus isdon't know why someone would try to fuck in a bathroom where other people are pissing and shitting
>>222225253nois that audrey tautou?
>>222225253it's no jamon jamon
>>222225099my nannums makes an absolutely rapeable angel slice
>>222225242the new manchester
>>222225184it can terrify you and make you insane in the worst case but it doesn't make you retarded like booze or other drugs that are done for pure pleasure
>>222225132ouchdo they have to do it like that
>>222225260most of them are children.
Tonights din dins
>>222225295salutations aah nigga
>>222225228my anxiety and panic attacks are 10x worse when i've been on the booze
OVERWATCH DRIVES START IN 23 HOURS LADSGET READY TO GRIND
>>222225319yea too big to piss out
im going to apply for a work visa in canada to work as an agricultural labourer
Any other east London niggas in chat this weather is braaaaaaaaazy
>>222225226tummy erotic
>>222225305yh
A global White Revolution is inevitable. There is almost no possibility that it won't happen. Too many of you live in the immediacy of the senses and lack familiarity with the real structure of the Mind which is a more fundamental layer of reality. Historical processes (not particular events) can be understood and predicted.White Nationalism is going to evolve out of necessity into the White Imperium. No national government will be able to stop it. Unless all white nations are united we will not have true Sovereignty as a great Civilizational Power capable of holding our own against the remaining 90-95% of this planet's population.We need all Nationalists to fight under one banner of unity. Let's return to our ancient identity as one family.
>>222225316>make you insane in the worst caseYeah no problem then, sounds harmless
>>222225357phwoar
>>222225357looks like an annoying smug bitch
not one syllable
>>222225357this activated my autogynephilia
>>222225254id usually have started 5 minutes ago. it helps pass the time, it feels good and it helps with getting to sleep. sitting here sober isnt exactly hell but its not very enjoyable either and trying to sleep without a few drinks is impossibleim just frustrated that something has clearly recently changed in my brain chemistry or my stomach or organs or something but i dont know what it is so i cant tell if the partys over or not
forgot to start my timer now i've no idea how long my dinner has been in the ovenshould have just cleaned the air friar and used it
nary a speck
>>222225309is that good?
>>222225357I love and hate women so much
>>222225357barely took a bite out of the cookie did she?
>>222225357
Far Cry 3 was a good gameMental to think that Citra was supposed to have an incest baby with Vaas until you came along
Dreaming of a white imperium stretching from lisbon to vladivostok again lads
>>222225372the internet and AI and love have also made many people stark raving mad, so its not really special in that regardi wouldn't recommend it to anyone here it's just an interesting chemical
>>222225398yes and very sexy
>>222225398yeah but its no y tu mamá también
>>222225421Iberians & Slavs aren't white
just applied some o'keefe's working man hand cream
BIG WHITE RACIST TITS
>>222225392yes you need to reduce your drinking and probably stop for a long time before you start up againyou have fried your brain and nervous sytem
elle fanning’s ass
>>222225446Yes they areShut up and stop posting semitic falsehoods
>>222225347do you ever get the thing where your heart starts racing and you start sweating and you cant tell if youre real or if this is real life and it feel like something worse than death is happening to you
>>222225425right well>>222225431seen that. could be worth another watch
>>222224993If it's red, then this is not internal bleeding, it's hemorrhoids or fissures. Eat more fiber, will probably take care of both issues. And no, I'm not even German.
>>222225446How bout cole palmer?
>>222225325alri albert einstein
>>222225098Yeah
Gout Gout is doing a run now
you up to much
>>222225479kinda yh, feel like i'm dying a bit
Feeling a bit under the weather
sir pole calmer
>>222225471alri
>>222225357LARP LARP LARP
nothing like a refreshing ocean water from sonic
>>222224993i'd listen to this guy >>222225499he's german after all and they're the poo experts they love it they love smelling it and eating it and all sorts
how do you get to a point where you're getting panick attacks just sitting in your incel bredroom?
Sir BAME charmer
>>222225471saw this exact post on twitter
>>222225555Sonic's nut
>>222225434larp larp larp sahuuuuuur
Why are zoomers so fucking rude?>in Asda>group of lads>one of them wearing a skull kid shirt (from zelda)>say you've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?>lad looks confused>say "from zelda">still doesn't understand>say "your t shirt is from zelda majora's mask">he says "it's just a t-shirt mate">they walk off laughingWhy wear a t-shirt if you don't get the reference or where it's from? Fucking dumb zoomer freaks
>>222225560half a bottle of vodka every night for 9 years no days off
>>222225569>christian>wearing my faovurite colour>dark hairfuck she's actually my type and all who is she
>>222225392your subconscious acquired a clue and is now rejecting the muck
>>222225569if i was her, i would have filmed this, flown home, then posted it
might go to the synagogue later
>>222224871/pol/tards fancy themselves master nooticers, except where it really counts.
water cannon is out in belfast lads
>>222225599The american third space ladies and gentlemen...
>>222225587Hotblockchain
>>222225569the elephant's head in camden
>>222225599based. Alternatively, listen to mizrachi, learn Hebrew and convert
>>222225569reckon if i tried to kiss me she'd beat me up
>>222225611time to break out one of these
>>222225569mememe
Jeff continues to buck dance for zion baka...
aim high vote lowe
>>222225640fuckng scream
Might do a Leaving Las VegasPolitics gone to shit, people burning towns to the ground, AI taking all the jobs and Palantir taking all the data, what reason do I have not to just pack it in and go out on my terms
>>222225560I used to give myself panic attacks with drugs then go run outside and freak out...good times
candy smell kush and loud talk yeah? about to initiate?
>>222225611sounds OTT we stopped playing out with one lad because he bought a ridiculous super soaker that really hurt
>>222225599get them wanked, complimented, donated too
not too small is it
>>222225451Grrrr yeah cause you're a big man aren't you won't be caught being a sissy using moisturiser nooo you use working man hand cream yeahhh
>>222224785What a propaganda provocation. As if the prorsstants play hurling
Finish your food
>>222225614oh wtf she is straight up a whore not even just usual e whore but actual porn
>>222225669have you ever smoked weed, Belgian?
:skull:
disabled my trackpad and just using the mouse nowlaptop is behaving much less like a massive jew
>>222225712yeah i did
>>222225253No any good?
>>222225722HOLY GRIMOLYis that edited???
guess England aren't playing today then. pitch's flooded
>>222225242Dayum rorke really has changed
just done a wank
>>222225587She probably isn't Christian, so many women wear the cross and aren't even Christian, I know cause I've asked. Perhaps soon enough Jewesses in Jerusalem will be wearing Swastika pendants just for the aesthetic
>>222225751dunno watched it like 12 years agoconsidering a rewatch
>>222224933You know what's really funny, is if you walked up to the lad who gave the sucker punch from behind and called him Irish, he would try to give you an honest punch
>>222225722what did he do?
>tfw I will never get to be one of the girls in those Tom Zanetti music videos
Ruins of the LA wild fires.
Reckon the man will not be kicking the ball.
>>222225697Some may say huge
Any larp man in
The Irish Racist Army.
the lads
>>222225697I cockmog it (by a little)
>>222225663Las Vegas is expensive and dangerous. You'll be murdered long before you manage to drink yourself to death.
I am at nice pajeet couple restaurant, waiting for my pizza.Afterwards i will drive to a secluded place , eat the pizza and watch youtube documentary about vlad the impaler o algo
me and the homies
>>222225779>dunno watched it like 12 years agoDo you have Alzheimer's? Im not asking specific word for word dialogue, do you remember liking it or not?
that Lola Young musician lass has just shown up no the apps. shall i try and match her?
It's hilarious when rightoids criticize Russia for being somewhat diverse. It's the largest country in the world by territory, slightly larger than Pluto even, what do you expect? What is remarkable is that it still manages to be 81% Russian and 83-5% white.
my christian dior
Algorithmic arse blast
>>222225846>Indian restaurant>pizzainteresting
>>222225782fuck off to /eire/ you dirty fenian bastard
calorie counting app sending me needy pleading emoji notifications telling me to log my mealbitch i havent eaten fuck OFF
>>222225874Man dey don make dem like dis any moir
Just coined the term "bamequake" to describe the biomass turnout for the greens in the coming elections
>>222225847Is this arsehole trying to get them to beach themselves?
>>222225847Nightmarish
>>222225857dont belive you
>>222225847Does he know that Orcas are more dangerous than sharks on average?
>>222225814ah fuckkgot me snacks ready and all
Vote restore if you want a neighbor from lahore
>>222225790Rhinoplasty
>>222225933verified account it was. swiped left anyways. not for me thanks x
>>222225897>Yeahh, go Belfast, the irish are showing us the wayExposed your colours you fucking tosser
>>222225857>>222225933>>222225968saw her when she was on stage with rosalia in london
>>222225976you already posted this bro
>>222225943nice try sharkposter
>>222225848yeah i did but i was like at uni and a completely different person mate
>>222225990oh, sorry mate
wog loving taig having a melty is he
>>222225981seething fenian rat
>>222225993Why do you think that is?
>>222225722the raped
>>222226022The idea of a unified ireland scares him to no end
>>222225864It's usually liberals that criticize Russia, and have a blind hatred of them they can't even verbalize because they are the pentagon's propaganda vessels
OpenAI fell off`
People laughed at me for getting one last mow of the garden in before the rain, but seeing the growth and knowing that it'll be another week plus before the next good mow just proves that I'm ahead of the game.Imagine the lawns that didn't get that final cut in, and how long it'll take for it to fully dry out before the next mow due to the dense growth; they'll before it's fully dried and it'll ruin their grass. Not me, I've got foresight and planning.
get the fucking arses raped before bed
>>222225987>rosaliashe’s a white coloniser bitch exploting latinx culture. she is vile
>>222225993Yeah, maybe it has to do with, oh I don't know, the fact that orcas cover a miniscule fraction of the global distribution of the many species of sharks/dogfish
mental health not been good lately team
A lot of people attack Sinn Fein and certain Irish Republican groups in Northern Ireland for being terrible on immigration, and that’s fair. Certain factions in Sinn Fein have been influenced by Sorosite American and EU NGOs, causing them to betray their historical mission as guardians of the Irish ethnos and their land. But let’s not pretend the Ulster Loyalists are any better on this front. The Presbyterian Church of Northern Ireland that most Ulstermen belong to is literally importing the savages stabbing people into Belfast. King Charles, who loyalists are loyal to, is a staunch multiculturalist and known supporter of mass migration who is happy to replace the white British. People of European descent lack major institutions or power structures to represent us on all sides, even when we want to fight against one another.Personally, I think Sinn Fein can be potentially reoriented back to its roots as an ethnic nationalist party, despite being left-wing. Especially as the influence of Irish-Americans in US politics, who are usually liberal Democrats like Joe Biden, wanes. I’m not so optimistic about British institutions, mostly due to the much deeper, compacted Jewish corruption that has plagued Britain for centuries.
happened again lads
>>222226064congratulations you wrote the most incel post of the day
Rorke telling his son he's still holding onto the back of his bike to keep him stable, when he actually just let go
>>222225782>>222225514pretty sure it wasn't Belfast might be wrong. I think it's from last year in the Republic
nary a syllable
Sacked tranny peeling apart his arsecheeks revealing his hairy muppence
>>222226034You're the one blowing his lid off
>>222226065sharks kill peopleorcas don'tsimple as that
>>222225864if the USSR had hung on until the 2008 it would have won the Cold War due to the financial crisis and racial incompetence in ZOG-West from migration
Britain had no race riots between 2001 and 2024. Now they have white riots every few months. Part of what is motivating the anger is that the Conservative Party has been discredited. By extension, its various offshoots have as well. For example, Suella Braverman, now in the Reform Party and pretending to be against immigration, was the Home Secretary that allowed the Sudanese criminal in Belfast to immigrate and stay in the country. This shows that the UK is ahead of America on the matter of parliamentary democracy. It’s fake and no matter who you vote for, the policies are always the same. The 2024 election had record low turnout which is always a bad sign for a regime. This is why they are desperately conjuring up garbage like Reform and Restore to get people interested in the dog and pony show again. If they fail to deceive the masses into thinking they can change the system by voting for the parties on offer, there will be a white revolution in Britain.
we're already a minority in our own capital and browns are outbreeding us 5 to 1 even if we stopped all migration immediately it's already too lateinsane when you think about it
the men had better be kicking the ball by 21:00 or i will fucking lose my shit
>>222226067ktim
>>222226082I plan on publishing my book in /brit/ one chapter at a time, me
>>222226086mate i'm trying to eat my dinner
>>222226071>for being terrible on immigrationYeah, they don't care for a non-existent problen
umm… are you a bad man? ~
>>222226109
>>222225774She's a latina yank, so stands a higher chance then I lefty spaniard
>>222226075It keeps happening!
>>222225967Oh I see it now, I mean it didn't make it better that's for sure, now he fucked up the symmetry kind of
>>222226099>there will be a white revolution in BritainWould be very fitting for it to start here given the talmudic legacy of the YOOKAYish Empire
>>222226115alri gearóid ó riain
>>222226134every get your bussy caved in?
>>222226086hwl
>>222226103OH NO! RUN FOR THE HILLS!
mental how badly the urea crystals smell that form at the bottom of the piss bottle
>>222226123Spelling mistake Pack it in shamus
>>222226123>>222226157brown
I get it.
>>222226076thank you the magnitude of this achievement isn’t lost on me
Rorke going Thailand for euthanasiaLeftypol going Thailand for youth in Asia
Britain becoming the Turner Diaries will be kino
Paddy and cody shitting up the thread proper
>>222225901myfitnessjew is telling me i have 1,200 calories left for dinnerwent on a big walk earlier you see
>>222226159wot u smellin em for lad
>>222226183Wog hands
>>222226198when i pour them out
>>222225847Nippling at his flippers fuark
can you forge emails so it looks like you received them earlier than you did
>>222226183>ThailandCanada*Did you know they killed 100k people since the program started?
whys he in bed at 4pm
>>222226211Yuck throw the whole thing in the bin. Better yet, piss in the toilet like a normal person.
>>222226215me personally? no i don't know how to do that
having to use my other vape tank. 50 watts of power. has a real kick to it
Kim Jong Un is a much better leader than his father and probably his grandfather. He’s got potential to go down as a great statesman despite all the propaganda demonizing him. I very much identify with him, if I was in his shoes I would do many of the same things he does (perfect nuclear weapons, send weapons to Hamas, send troops to fight with Russia against NATO, invest in making the average man’s life better, etc).
please vote in my poll of favrite crisps flaverhttps://strawpoll.com/jVyG2GYMYZ7
yung lean dumped his girlfriend to marry a jewish mutt from amerikka
>>222226215edit the screenshot
have my sights set on the rapefu
lonely old night in the ziedy bbc bedroom command centre everyone has totally ignored him since the happening yesterday
>>222226080Yeah and? You think english and english interest-adjacent people don't operate here? Or do you not know how the middle class dream turns people into cannibals?>>222226165See, there is no argument here. You are right. There is no point in arguing. You either are with the workers or you aren't. The rest is a battle. Class struggle they call it.
>>222226238it's easier to throw away when it's empty
>>222226234given up on life. look at his skin, all crusty and flaky
>>222226264ummers
>>222226215May be vibe codeable with Claude
>>222226266how what happened
>>222226261ok
Which politician in Britain has the balls to stand with the white revolution happening in the streets of their country? If such a politician exists, he’s the only one worth voting for.
(8) money dont mean a thing i'd rather have somebody that makes me happy. i would give everything just to have a shawty who loves me for me (8)
>>222222222
>>222226215yes, pull it down as an eml file then just edit it
>>222226289>white revolutionNo such thing.
Don't trust calorie burning trackers because how do they knowa 150kg person and a 70kg person could walk the same route but the calories burned are hugely differentLots of calorie burning trackers don't take this into account, especially ones on treadmills and shit
>>222226269But the smell is putrid. I did the pee bottles thing when i was coming off drugs and too paranoid and sick to leave my room. It's one of the worst things I've smelled.
>>222226289george floid
>>222226281dunno some fucking bogtrotter got his head cut off by some creature from deepest africa or something
>>222224743joe rogan is 160cm
>>222226308you input your height and weight
Self identifying lefties supporting the biomass without realising they are just scab labourers who undermine working communities, wages and union action.
>>222226320ok
>>222226264She better be doing the raping
>>222226308Don't you have to add your weight and height? If you do they take that into consideration (I think)
jamie pull that video up *cuts to amatuer porn of rorke getting his bussy raped by a bbc*
>>222226289Alek Yerbury
i'm sort of /brit/'s red mage
sup fodie
>>222226267>Yeah and?Well now knowing it may be in the republic it's probably and Irishman and not a minority Englishman that's obviously the point.
>>222225203Like having sex with an ugly woman. Only with an attractive woman you're thinking of how easy it was regardless of how much effort you put in before then.
>>222226325Yes, yes, we've heard it all before *yawns*
>>222226296actually a good get for once
myfitnesspal is working for me but i wont be skinny enough to wear bikinis this summer :<
downloaded a fitness app and i'm not losing weight. what a fucking swizz these things are
>>222226365ywnbaw
just become a runner
>>222226220saw him the other day at la plaza del dos de mayo going on a rant about immigrant attacks and how they were taking precious bwcs from the world
um
A literal gollywog living in irelandFirst the brits starve them to death and then to add insult to injury millions of negros from the dark continent and millions of indians from the slums of new dehli are brought in Makes me skin crawl
illegal
>>222226415I have a visa
>>222226415it feels illegal~
New>>222226420
>>222226400cool!
>>222226410bit like you coming to this thread isn't it
>>222226321yeah maybe on an app or a very fancy treadmill, but an app won't know about terrain or have any way to track motor efficiency, Therefore, I disable the option to take burned calories off my calorie budget
Why they always have Chad Clavicular face genetics desu
>>222225709i wishshe just does playboy stuff at max
