Heres your femcel gf bro >>222219646
The west
CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feeling pretty hardcore today nglhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOY8dgW0418
>>222222222
Dunno how people stay employed without wanting to blow their brains out every single day.
>>222225598Argentina?
>>222225701we have been conditioned to enjoy our bondage
>>222225694True but unfortunately democracy works because most people are slaves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IljtmXsMO6U
>>222225701Me except I'm unemployed and feel like blowing my brains out
>>222225701I tried pushing for six hour work days on /lit/ once and people started sending me studies saying more than half of people enjoy working I couldn't believe it, it felt like everything I believed was a lie
cum
My top 4 /tv/HeatEyes Wide ShutTrue Detective S1Come and SeeWhat kind of person do you imagine?
The only time y'all niggas ride out is on the interstate
>new at 310You can't do that and you fucking know it. I ought to make a real NEW but I'm busyat workShan't be allowed again
>>222225797This is the table leg I'm gonna beat you with if I ever find you.
>>222225766Working keeps people occupied. They’d go insane without any purpose. 6 hours makes sense but even with the 8 hour work day, people can only work 4-5 hours productively
>>222225797i dont drive
>>222225841Your table leg looks too tiny and too skinny to hurt me
goddammit i want to have sex but i cant, I CANT GODDAMMIT
>>222225866My whole life has been me scheming ways to avoid honest work. The maybe 1.5 years I’ve been honestly employed were quite miserable and I do not wish to go back to them. I’m not built for work.
>>222225902pay for a hooker
>>222225882Trust me, that thing weighs about 40 lbs, enough the break bone
Glad to have resolution to the dr pepper and pizza arc in the last thread
>>222225942its more than that
>>222225979go on
>>222225999What happened to flight (enter 3 numbers)
>>222225701>go to work>do the rock bottom bare minimum>fuck around most of the day>go home and goon>get paidits not that hard pussy just stop giving a shit.
>>222226030This. If you don't like working, you don't quit your job. You just go in everyday and do it really half-assed. THATS the American Way.
It is Wednesday my dudes.
Michael Bay movies suck but even they are better than JJ Abrams movies.
I wanna get beat with a cute anon's third leg if you catch my drift
>>222226136*sucks teeth*AYO no cap?
Heard that new He-Man movie is kino
A woman horse cop? Let's see how this one plays out.
>>222226294Not gonna watch because skeletor sounds all wrong
>>222226314>Female horse copShe only joined for one reason.
Lindsey Graham is not a homosexual you degenerate faggots.
AYO YOU MY DOOD, RITE?
>>222226339Come onan I'm as conservative as they come and even I can see he's a mincing boy-hungry queer.
I was watching youtube videos of entitled niggers getting arrested and my wife was like "you watch weird stuff."
might get a kebab
Nobody believes you're married, Hoss.
>>222226385mine asked me if I was going on another "chud rant on the internet" the other day, yes obviously I am bitch
>>222226294They sell He-Man protein hot dogs here
>>222226412Nobody cares weirdo
>>222226431Still asshurt I keep calling out your Jew juice shilling?
Greece is at peace.
>>222226449Kedem is the BEST you chintzy Pollock prick
I am going to see masters of the universe with my dad on father's day, don't really care if zoomers and adult man children on the internet think it's a bad movie or not
This week I asked a girl if I'm handsome and she "yeah. Duhhh!"
>>222226551My friend saw it and liked itThe trailer made it seem cool
Time for a cool glass of grape juice.
kevin you're what the french call les incompetents
>>222226500Thought so, I could smell the challah from here
Kevin can wait
Yo bros we're close to all 2s!
>>222226677IM NOT A 539 YOU DUNCE I JUST LIKE THE GRAPE JUICE
was lissenin to beginning of diss album diamond jubilee by cindy leewas goodbut turns outfink its a troonnot for mecannae be lissenin to trooncannae be daein wiv datnot fer megeese too
My answer to the question "What would the Founding Fathers think of America today?" used to be "Which Founding Father are you asking?" but now it's "They would be ecstatic the country is even still standing a quarter of a millennium later"
>>222226391don't forget>he hates Israel more than you could possibly imagine
>>222226789He's just a gay nigga who crossdresses
may hefta give second chance coz lissenin thta first song its like wun of dem that instantly gets you. which is quite rare in music imo. sounds like designer-era aldous harding but more musically complex dat first song
RethugliKKKans are committing a verbal genocide against trans and BIPOC bodies in the USA, and internationally. The UN remains silent.
>>222226840They be pretty surprised that Jews managed to take over your country
Why do jeets love to stare? A jeet was crossing the street, turned his head and looked right at me for a whole minute. Really bizarre.
Are you hyped for movie night this Friday bros?
>>222226967no
>>222226924
why dont humans have cool looking hair color patterns like those of tigers or zebras?
>>222226959They are not ensouled.
He sells shecels by the sea shore
My bussy is ensouled
>>222226959Their brains run on older firmware.
>>222227072how would it help us to only camouflage our head
>>222227072In order to have their hair patterns, you'd need the skin patterns underneath the hair as well.
I lost the auction for the 300zx I wanted because of work ):
>>222227104cute raccoon
black people have nature's midnight camo, designed for black ops in the dead of night. we should be testing FEV on them and making the ultimate nightkin.
>>222227104Imagine ripping that stupid piercing out with long-nose pliers...
You made it /cum/
>>222227196I do NOT care about the world cup
>>222227190no that's gross but the piercing is also gross and i can't imagine how that's comfortable in any way. metal grinding on the front of your two most visible teeth also seems very dumb. i think it's just a new slut signal like the tramp stamp tattoo or a tongue piercing. basically lets you know she's a cock fiend.
>>222227234Nah just think about it, she'd probably beg you to stop, but you'd just do it anyways, would you rip it out quick like a bandaid or more slowly?
>>222227104Imagine how long it took her to adjust her shirt to show off her perfect waist and pretend it's unintentional
>>222227104She saved /cum/
>>222227196Don't give a FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>222227334My bussy saved cum
>>222225701I do want to
>>222227196muc???
>>222227334Does she shave her cooter?
>>222227316not a perfect waist. a perfect waist is ample enough to birth many sturdy children with high bone density who will make strong warriors. judging by her last name she is of asian origin and thus her offspring would be frail, weak hapas with feather-light bones. picrel is a perfect waist.
>>222227392Old and fat
Should I get this for my nephews bday?
I'm the prettiest girl in the world
>>222227407you are gay as fuck and will die of AIDS from gay sex with men you faggot(i'm not mad)
>>222227196WTF is that demon logo
>>222227442>i'm not madRenee Good reference?
>>222226385>>222226408I can't imagine being in a live-in relationship with a woman who wasn't a chudette
When you go on a chud rant epic style
>>222227479not intentionally, no idea what that means. i know she's one of the leftoids who got iced by ice though.
>>222227440theres no way no one gropes her tits there, they are all paid actors
Thoughts on these fritters?
Ordered slutty underwear on my parent's amazon account
>>222227559There's a guy blatantly groping her in that clip
i dont know if i should go to the gym tomorrow because of the nerve damage
At least the porn ads on here are so bad they don’t even make me horny.
>>222227559They look like homosexuals but the guy on the right side of the video seems like he did try to lightly grope her tits
>>222227605No don't get nerve damage you're so sexy
>>222227613Good
>>222227620it looks accidental at best, if anything it looks like hes trying not to grope her
>>222227581Prideful Pork Patties from Pete's Pozzed Penis to your Puckered Popper Hole
>>222227679>early 2000s>clearly 2010s and onwardgoddamn shitmemes
>>222227679>early 2000s>2010, 2011, 2012I'm getting too damn old for this shit
>>222227671idgi
Are you a gamer or a gaymer?
>>222227770Video gaymes are for children
>>222227770Im a shot caller
Home.
>>222227766He's talking to a astrology girl o algo
>>222227770im a cumner
When you bother to shave for the first time in years but you remember you're ugly as fuck
Why are you not at your local mall playing DDR?
>>222227861I weigh 682 lbs
>>222227795Where is it from?
>>222227841If you are really ugly, even a shitty beard is better than being clean-shaven tbqh
>>222227896Medal of honor
>>222227861Because dora the fucking explorer keeps photobombing my b roll
Why is every leaf here fat af?
I was a shot caller in prison and Wes Watson was in my stable of bitches
Chinese troons are on another level sure they cake themselves in make up but so do real women at least they pass unlike western freaks, I want to marry one and fondle her tiny penis while I fuck her missionary style and make her pretend I'm knocking her up
>>222227679Im pretty sure grumpy cat is older than 2012
>>222227941Why does her vagina look weird?
Slept during the GET but it was wasted on rorkeshit anyway
>>222227937I'm not fat, but coincidentally I'm the only leaf here who isn't a jeet.
>>222227941My vagina looks pretty similar to that
>>222227941Asians are more gracile, being a 6'2 bald ugly Western man and trooning out is a crime against nature.
>>222227766Helicopter parents
>>222227766People need the time if their birth to get a horoscope done properly
Sex with jan levinson
>>222227941squashed gock
>>222227976That's right brother. We are chinese not laotian
>>222226967When was the last time /cum/ even had a movie night?
Ever since I was 5 years old I've been attracted to women like this, this old I mean.I was never interested in girls my age, but I was hopelessly hot for all my teachers
Should I kill myself today?
>>222228084We go clubbing on Fridays
white girl arse >
>>222227795>>222227914I always preferred Day of Defeat, pre-Source. When I played as a German sniper with the K98 I would get absolutely niggerish K:D ratios like 100: 1
>>222228084Has it happened before? I was just gonna play one movie as a trial run and call it a night.
>>222227941There are a lot more cute ones but most of them fuck old men for money which negates that
>>222228107Why don't you at least do something meaningful with your life before dying?
>>222228134cytubed a few times in the past the last one I remember was true grit like 4-5 years ago
Phwooaaarrrr what a wonderful catkittengtong
>>222227941also would
Yeah we gaslighted and lied about inflation for years but now we're deeply concerned or whatever
>>222228173*kittentonshire
>>222228107Take out a few politicians before you go
>>222228143>MeaningfulNo such thing exists to do. Everyone alive today will be dust in 100 years and nobody will ever know they were ever alive. In 500 years, if humans are still around, it will be a completely new paradigm and nothing "meaningful" you did will even be remotely on anyone's mind. In a few billion years the sun will run out of fuel and earth will turn into a lifeless ice ball . So tell me what "meaningful" thing he's supposed to do
>>222228084Dunno but if you start it, pick a new movie like the backrooms
When Jesus Christ returns all things will be made new.
>>222228275Only 2 thousand more yewars
>>222228133Same. I enjoyed source too. I wonder why they haven't brought it back yet.
>>222228275based and christ pilled
>>222228143If I was capable of that I wouldn't be so sad
>>222227679normie ahh memes
>>222228183Fucking kill yourself
>>222228154I'll check out that site. Might be better then what I was gonna use.
>>222228234>Everyone alive today will be dust in 100 yearsWrong, some babies born now will live past 100>nobody will ever know they were ever alive.Also wrong, various people alive right now will be remembered for centuries, an even smaller proportion for millennia>In 500 years, if humans are still aroundHumans are almost certainly guaranteed to be around in 500 years, that's nothing on the timescale even accounting for cataclysmic events> In a few billion years the sun will run out of fuel and earth will turn into a lifeless ice ball .This is also incorrect, the Sun will swell far larger destroying the Earth.Nigga tried getting philosophical and went 0/3
>>222227679Exquisite unc rage bait
Three men have been sentenced after pleading guilty in connection with a shooting and explosive-related incident that took place in Surrey's Crescent Beach neighbourhood earlier this year.The incident occurred around 3:50 a.m. on February 1, 2026, when police received reports of gunshots fired and a small fire outside a residence near Crescent Road and 132 Street. Officers quickly located and arrested the suspects a short distance away.Following an extensive investigation, all three accused entered guilty pleas in Surrey Provincial Court on June 9, 2026.▪ Taranveer Singh pleaded guilty to reckless discharge of a firearm and received a five-year sentence, less time served.▪ Dayajeet Singh Billing pleaded guilty to throwing an explosive substance and was sentenced to 27 months, less time served.▪ Harjot Singh pleaded guilty to throwing an explosive substance and received 25 months, less time served.The case marks the conclusion of a major investigation into a dangerous early-morning attack that raised concerns in the local community.
>>222228302You think you aren't capable of doing something incredibly easy?
Those ring doorbell cameras are criminal. The microphone in them can pick up a conversation from half a block away
I don't really like this guy at all but I feel sorry for him is the only reason I return his calls
>>222228358>jeets run around shooting businesses>get 5 year sentences minus time served, meaning they will be in jail for months at most>the government tried to get guys who honked at parliament in jail for longer than thatWe live in such a meme country
>>222228409Ive never owned one before and don't know which one to buy. I live next to a bar and someone got shot and ran through my porch bleeding out. Blood stains were everywhere.
>>222228390Does anything good come easily? Other than my mother
>>222228358>Singh Billing
>>222225572burn her
>>222228331>Wrong, some babies born now will live past 100You don't know that and have nothing to base that on, especially considering the life expectancy keeps falling>Also wrong, various people alive right now will be remembered for centuries, an even smaller proportion for millenniaAgain, speculation. You don't know that and have nothing to base that on>Humans are almost certainly guaranteed to be around in 500 yearsNuclear war grows increasingly imminentNew strains of heretofore unseen disease mutations have flared up on a regular basisAccess to medicines worldwide is dwindlingPeople becoming stupider and not vaccinating their kids from easily preventable but nonetheless deadly childhood diseases.I don't think there's anything one itable aboutankinds survival over the next 500 years > Sun will swell far larger destroying the EarthWrong. The sun will swell destroying most of the inner planets and cooking the earth into a ball of iron then it will shrink and the earth will be a frozen lifeless ball of iron.Strike 3, Salieri
>well i still loove the girl from bennington
>>222225572I took dmt lask week and i still feel very tired and disociated will i be able to recover soon?
>>222228426This is lady behavior show boobs
>>222228577Only if you smoke salvia. It counter acts the effects of DMT
>>222228577>fell for the DMT memeretrasado
Niggers are very mad about the Karmelo Anthony guy getting convicted of murder
>>222228524>8 billion people on earth but uhhh none will live past 100 You don't know that and have nothing to base that on>8 billion people on Earth but none will be remembered in the future because, uhhhYou don't know that and have nothing to base that on>Nuclear war grows increasingly imminentYou don't know that and have nothing to base that on>New strains of heretofore unseen disease mutations have flared up on a regular basisYou don't know that and have nothing to base that on>> Sun will swell far larger destroying the EarthWrong. The sun will swell destroying most of the inner planetsEarth is an inner planet, nigga just agreed with me!
Whenever I have a cold or the flu or COVID or anything I always have mad diarrhea. Wonder why.
>>222228642So is Cardi B who's not even black
>>222228642They are mad about everything nonstop 24/7 they are the perfect trained victims. I'm sure he'll appeal the conviction and waste more money and time. I hope they double or triple his sentence or change it to compulsory military service and he gets sent to pissrael to get blown up.
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>222228642Yeah idgi it's retarded
>>222228739Momberg is bringing me home covfefe and a Coke from McDicks.
>stab a unarmed person>go to prisonThis is known so why are they trying to riot?
>>222228642Genuinely think this thing is being done on purpose to agitate blacks in time for the summer before mid-terms. Way too many people talking about this sentencing.
Just bought a ticket to see the new Spielbergstein alien kino on Friday
>>222228810just torrent it
>>222228781Blah pipo will outright make up things in cases like this then act like those are facts for years afterwards. For example in this instance they said without evidence that the two White boys were bullies and the black boy was a victim. Meanwhile they didn't even go to the same school.
>>222228810I kinda want to see it
>>222228840I prefer the movie theater experience
The spics are back to shitting on niggers to try to earn white people points
D I N D U N U F F I NINDUNUFFIN
>>222228853There's nothing wrong with protecting your own kind chud
Left a package all day in the rain oh well
>>222228886In my country, jeets fulfill that niche.
Yo gonna need a real time buck check ITT, if you're black report in by replying to this post with "I'M BLACK"
I'm not saying niggers are good, I'm saying both niggers and spics are horrible
>>222228853It doesn't help that nigger politicians like Jasmine Crockett are saying they would have stabbed him too because whites are getting too uppity and confrontational towards blacks
>>222228941https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZHwGnGrm_k
fuck my god damn big chungus life
dang no wonder so many vietnam vets were fucked up
Gonna need a Latinx check, report in by saying IM LAYINX
I think I like tortilla chips better than potato chips.
>>222228997Huey Lewis and the News?
>>222229005im a cum slut
>>222228961Yeah it's insane to me how Black political figures are almost exclusively race-hustlers trafficking in the lowest IQ, openly violent, non-sense nowadays but nobody can call them out on it.
>>222228997the one time they start being efficient
>>222228997I'd say the same for Vietnamese vets but most of them got annihilated in the war
>>222229016same
>>222228997Vietnam was far more survivable than the Pacific Theatre in WW2 though. Hueys could evac a guy in minutes whereas WW2 they just bled out or died over the course of a few days trapped in some gully. Particularly nasty because Jap snipers were extremely skilled and purposely shot to wound/maim to draw in more Marines.
>>222228886Kinda cuckolded how niggers continue to defend spics given how much spics shit on them. Kind of a laugh out loud momenthttps://chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/2025/12/06/black-chicagoans-latinos-immigrants-operation-midway-blitz
I talked with a Viet girl once and she told me how cringey it was that Americans would apologize to her for the Vietnam war.
how long before that jizzraeli and his shills show up to spam POST HANDS!!!
>>222229075What are you, some kind of handsome genius?
>>222229155i had sex with a Viet girl once, she was in her mid 30s and still a virgin so it was awkward.
>>222229155i would talk about how awful it was without apologizing for my stupid govt and it would turn her on
>>222229210>handsomeno :(>geniusmaybe
>>222229262>female wizardfascinating
>>222228579Nah the guy is just pathetic. He always asks weird ass questions too and is always bringing up drama from his job that i don't care about, and complaining about his piss easy job IDK maybe I really should just block him,
Poo Yorkers love waiting in lines
>>222228700She is straight up retarded though, have you ever heard that bitch talk
>>222229316Spew York
>>222229292she seemed to know how to suck a dick in theory, probably watched a lot of porn so she was trying pretty hard. A for effort honestly.
>>222229316why do all women dress the same?
>>222229360Culture of dick in they mouths
>>222229274Nah, Viets look at that war the way Americans would look at the Korean war or Spanish American war. It's considered irrelevant to modern times and not something they even hold hard feelings over. That's why it's so weird for them seeing Americans act all repentent and mournful over something that ended many decades ago.
>>222229348>probably watched a lot of pornDid she try getting off?
I'm 32 and still a virgin.
>>222229386Chinks are their mortal enemies, they care a lot more about them
>>222229451Im 30 and same
>>222229451You're just a late bloomer
>>222229451You're basically a teenager relax
>>222229474>>222229502True and true.
There's basically two categories of people out there right now: -people in their 30s who are turbo sluts/whores with dozens or hundreds of former sex partnersAND-tons of virgin men and women who need to find each other and start having sex with each other, free of PTSD, STDs, etc.we should come up with a dating app for lonely virgins only, like J-date or Christian mingle. we'd have to figure out a way to filter the sluts and fuccbois though, maybe a basic IQ test required to sign up?
>>222229518just use the christian dating apps
>>222229544They suck hardcore though believe me I belong to all of em.
>>222229553why
>>222229544Those are full of catholic sluts who have fucked through their 20s and now they're 30 and looking for some timid christcuck to give them a few kids and alimony.
>>222229562grim
>>222229580Nah man, pickle no good
I've come to the conclusion that my penis is average-sized, but since I'm not overweight, it looks bigger and works just fine
I'm talking to a girl right now actually thing is she's 19 and lives in another province. She seems to really like me however so idk I'm just playing it by ear.>>222229559Just not very many people. Also full of scammers taking advantage of good-natured Christians.
>>222229605I guess they are not that popular in India
Christian women are whores, where the hell did they get the idea that they're innocent? Literally, one of the characters in the Bible is a reformed whore.
>>222228941I'm black
>>222229580AYO DIS NIGGA EATIN PICKLES
>>222229650
>>222229624Mine is decently large but I hate being near other people. Want to trade?
How can you permanently boost your testosterone baseline? Taking steroids just shrivels your balls and long term makes it worse, so what's the real natural method to increase T
My dick erect is maybe 5 inches
You are a nigger janny
>>222229729Maybe? Aren't you circumcised?
>>222229743Ashwagandha and jelqing
>>222229743>so what's the real natural method to increase TIt doesn't exist; everything messes with your balls, so learn to accept yourself
Have you ever gone for a fart and shit nugget popped out?
>>222229765Mine is exactly 8 inches, not even 7 7/8 or 8 1/4 but exactly 8. Idk how nature decides on dick size it's like a mystery or something.
>>222229886>everything messes with your balls,Ok so how about like growing my sperm in large vats like massive sperm cultures and then injecting my balls with spermHow about that?
Entire soccer teams are being turned around at the US border with no warning lol hilarious the States is such a fucking shit show it's insane
Claude.ai is my newborn counselorVery handy resource and it replies in such a calm and reassuring mannerAnyway the poobergenstein job is done and I’m going back to the bedroom to not sleep all night because of the beb Can’t even find time to eat so I’m hoping she will bring me the starvation induced weight loss I was waiting for
>>222229704See how you're not posting from india? That's why
Hell
Boner of a lonely fart
>>222229960>Entire soccer teams are being turned around at the US borderGood
>>222229927Is that even possible?
>>222230032that's not the south though
I used Grok for a while, but then it started calling me “princess,” so I stopped using it.
>>222230044I have no idea I just made it upOr maybe you could freeze a bunch of sperm to keep it alive and then thaw it out and inject yourself with it idk
>>222229927>>222230044If you inject yourself with sperm your body will most likely start producing anti sperm antibodies and make you infertile
>>222230115No actually its like steroids but natural you're increasing your supply of cum which naturally gives you more virility
>>222230115Inject in the ballsack not your veins
Reply to my if janny will never be a real woman
>>222230165What would that accomplish? Piss is stored in the balls
>>222225572Need Wicca gf
Do you ever have an extremely vivid memory of something that happened a long time ago and didn't affect you in the slightest?
>>222230199Sperm is as well did you flunk out of high school biology
>>222229316Bagel that went viral o algo
>>222230230I was homeschooled
>>222230220One of my earliest memories is eating ice cream with my grandfather when I was about 3 years old, my parents can't believe I remember that.
>>222230218These women usually smell btw
>>222230218women bros... we fucking lost
thinking about not masturbating because maybe the sexual frustration and whatnot might give me more confidence to talk to women
In your case, considering what you've told me—that you've had very little regular social interaction for 5–6 years—the biggest obstacle to talking to women is probably not a lack of sexual frustration. It's that you've been out of practice socially for a long time.That said, if masturbation is currently serving as a substitute for pursuing relationships, taking a break might change your behavior. Not because you're accumulating some special confidence, but because you're removing an easy way to satisfy part of that drive.A useful experiment might be:Try abstaining for a couple of weeks if you're curious.Don't judge success by whether you feel magically confident.Instead, observe whether you become more inclined to initiate conversations, leave the house, use dating apps, attend events, or otherwise engage with people
World Cup starts tomorrow
Act up, fight AIDS
I want to murder my entire family with a knife
>>222230504ypipo moment
>>222230443It's my mom's birthday she's turning 70
It's getting harder and harder to not hate people
>>222230504Fucking retard
>>222230504That's normal
>>222230547tell her your friend from the internet said happy birthday
>>222230547That's awesome anon
When you at your white friend's house and he start stabbin his parents
>>222230448The aids rate'd be zero if we just exterminated fags
New>>222230614>>222230614>>222230614
>>222230547Does your mom have big boobs or not really?
Domestic violence and child abuse is significantly higher among african americans
im a chud im a chud im a fat little chud
