Japanese slop edition
white is right
imagine if asian girls actually had feminine bodiesphwoar would be lush
I met god, he's a chinaman.
I’d eat Emma Watson’s poo.
white is shite
Use to wank masel silly on Interpals
Good rice but it needs shallots, garlic and spring onion at least.
>>222231295WPWW1488HH
>>222231318leftypol's mantra
rape whale
>>222231156Just bought a book on Mindfulness with the Cloud. Still haven't ever meditated for more than 5mins but I'm pretty convinced there's something going on there.
Dogberge licking the plastic packet the sausages we give him come in, he took it out the bin again and cannot get it off him or he shall growl ferociously
>>222231326Um
https://youtu.be/11JUm9IQMjg
>>222231324also a truism
need a gchq job posting about poo on 4chan to monitor potential extremist communities
Rorke... Rorke won
Declaring my smelly incel bedroom a muslim-free zone
>>222231341was he that american president
>>222231348what happens if you pull a hoejabi baddie
>>222231344scream
>white is shite>also a truism
i like spaino. never really stirs the pot about any particular issue just posts his mildly mundane stream of consciousness for 10 hours a day
>>222231319met a yank on there who used to show me her tits and girlwank on cam for me
feel myself drawn closer to the tanakh after going through adult circumcision last week
>>222231311Free willy. By which I mean free my willy. So I can have sex with those women.
>>222231348sex free zone as well
>also a truism
>>222231336Your dog thinks he's the alpha. You need to teach him his place or he could become dangerous. Always eat before he does, for example.
>>222231370lie on!
>>222231362If she is having premarital intimate relations with a kuffar then she's not really a Muslim is she, dickhead
also a pooism
remember when someone on pol said he worked at epsteins prison the day he 'died' and said he saw a bunch of weird shit happen including a van arrive that wasn't signed in like every other vehicle needed to be and when the epstein files came out they showed that the fbi subpoenaed 4chan for the guys info then did the same to his isp and bank and his name actually matched someone that worked at the prisonthat was funny
>>222231348iranian women are an exception
>>222231368there are 3 spainos
3 years ago when I learned how to make good egg fried rice, I would eat it so frequently I gained 10 kilos. I would rended lardons or bacon, take it out, use the fat to saute carrots, shallots, white part of spring onion, then put the eggs in, stir, put the day old rice put the lardons and then put the sauce made out of oyster sauce, rice wine, soy sauce and splash of fish sauce (on the rim so it can toast) then stir. 3 eggs and 1 yolk. Real fat stuff.
not a letter
>>222231385
inside of you are 3 spainosall of them are boring bent losers
can you guys please take back those brits that post videos of how america is so heckin awesome on instagram that i keep seeing? cheers.
it's more than a pooism(more than a pooism)
>>222231412bladeepops
would love a Japanese gf
>>222231389The evidence that Epstein's death was faked is interesting. Different nose and ears on the dead body innit.
>>222231406if you deep it it's basically slant eyed carbonara
Spaino mogged by his mongrel chihuahua
>>222231415he raped your mind
Sexual intercourse with Emma Watson.
>>222231443quite tame by your standards
>>222231429
>>222231438Sort of but it has more textures. The real fat move is to fry onions and sprinkle them on top. It became a problem.
>>222222222
>>222231458UM x
lick it rightlick it goodsuck this dick just like you should
>>222231371>>222231311
sex penis!!!!!
>>222231406It seems there are advantages to being shit at cookingIf I could make something nicer than a pot noodle I might actually eat more regularly
>>222231471UMMMMMMMM
>>222231472leftypol getting ideas in his head
bulgarialad is a top tier JFdoesn't have any gimmicks or try to force anything, just comes here and chills
>>222231406Oh and I forgot - it also had compound butter,garlic,soy sauce they make at Benihana.
Two Russian girls did it better than Morrissey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmJ_hGOVebs
>>222231499thats a sex bum
might go to university
got more respect for fat cunts that got that way off of eating good food prepared with intent than ones that just gorge themselves on slop
>>222231458need her to drain my balls
>>222231462>>222224909
compound bummer
>>222231497its much worse
someone itt got done by me at some point i'm the only spaino that does people in
>>222231509What if I got fat pouring Stella and Guinness down my neck all day?
catbergs causing a ruckus on my desk
>>222231486Yeah I guess, it can become a problem if you can't control yourself, I was kind of depressed back then and used to bake and cook a lot. I did lose the weight though.
>>222231509like that man in House, M.D.
>>222231472Apparently the orca who played Willy in Free Willy was released back into the wild but didn't really adapt to the wild again, and died a year after his release:>Most sources conclude that the project to free Keiko was a failure because the orca failed to adapt to life in the wild.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keiko_(orca)
>>222231558Is someone threatening all those families to always say that. It's fucking bizzare
>>222231575RICU
The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window the your tale comes to an end, but the youngsters are still thirsty for more. 'Tell us about the two he scored against Andorra again Grandpapa' one child begs. 'No, no! The legendary brace vs Kazakhstan!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up. 'Be quiet you two, Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty vs Slovenia...Grandad..G-Grandad?'The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression is on your face and all of Kane's goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. His one World Cup goal, The legendary double in Minsk. That tap in against Liechenstien. they know whats happening and are scared, but calm.The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall 'Don't be sad, he lived a hell of a life...in the age of Kane.'
>>222231434the post on 4chan from the guard, the photo of Epstein looking guy on his island
eat about 4 cans of tuna a weekprobably have more mercury in my bollocks than sperm
1 MAGA Republican vs 20 Far-Left Democrats (ft Dave Rubin) | Surrounded
>>222231583don't know what that means
>>222231575the "nudge unit"
>>222231558>deeply valuable contributionsGreggs security guards, uber drivers, uber eats drivers, kebab shopsyeah we'd be fucked without them
>>222231589Really depends on where the tuna is from. But you might want to get that checked out.
>>222231589i just had some tuna
finished from s1. poorly paced boring pile of shite waste of 8 hours watching no more
i reckon i could make the great novel of the 20th century
>>222231613Doctors, surgeons, dentists, teachers Yeah we would
greggs "nigga"
>>222231627are you talking about a history of britain with simon schama?
cody mr bleederblowder said you shouldn't eat so much toona fish at recess
im doing "ummy" face
>>222231635all fraudsters and incompetent though
>>222231439scr>>222231415hey I'm not boring
>World Cup starts TOMORROW
>>222231575Yeah the police
>>222231575I imagine they put words in their mouth then twist them around, like:"Do you think all the migrants should be burned in their homes?""What? No I just want my son to live through the night.""Good so you want calm, and I'll put that you acknowledge the valuable contributions...""Can you please leave?? My family is grieving.""Okay but first just sign this statement that says you don't support literal genocide of non-white people and I can pay you £800 for this interview and won't need to call the police and have you investigated for provoking hate."Then once it's signed they write whatever they want.
boga a bebiiien brbrbre
Cody bro there are people from England in town for the big sawker game.
>>222231583doesnt sound like their audiencebut mental how theres an entire government organisation set up solely to reprogram muslim men from blowing things up, and thats not racist basically their own words
>>222231676>>222231685I suspect it's something of that sort. They can't be like "we never said that" because it would look bad.
The only white English player on the pitch at the moment is the goalkeeper. Absolute state.
>>222231659gp
>>222231670the look of a slag who knows the power she has over men
>>222231685if they made up what they said theyd get called out on it they probably sit them down and imply that the riots and violence are their fault and suggest they say something to calm everyone down
>>222231701dan burn
>>222231701do you want DEI for whites now rorke?
patted my catberg and she yawned
gtx 970 been out for 5 years and its still sorting me out easy
need to gay porn sleep
where them foids at
i'm gay
I remember when Greece won the Euro Cup, I was a wee lad but I remember everyone was screaming and the whole city rushed into the streets and there were fireworks all night and partying.
Someone send a bradders I have none saved. I want to see what theyseeyourphotos.com will say about him
>>222231722run your tor browser alright does it
Dont know why chatgpt gets so much shit, find it extraordinarily useful for "googling" things that are quite verbose/abstract and cant get a straight answer through a normal search engine
>>222231740
>>222231719sweet
Currently being taught how to do a classic Victorian Era gay poo porn waltz.
>>222231752sup scobie
vvvgghhhhhhhhhhhh
>>222231722What's the vram on that and what did you pay? I'm in the market for a used gpu myself atm
>>222231765nigga thats a 4gbVRAM card that came out about 10 years ago
>>222231764remember when life was good and we didnt need to get fucked up to have a good time
>>222231747i mostly use it to google stuff too because google is pathetically useless these days
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>>222231554>the orca who played Willy in Free WillyKarl you're an idiot! Play a record!
>>222231777makes you think
>>222231747I think it's a great laugh and good for finding info quickly. Can't always trust it but it's also a fun toy to play with. Sometimes I take a pic of my screen and get it to solve puzzles. It's good at crosswords.
>>222231777i dont do no drugs
>>222231664Ben Carson is a black former doctor and he seemed to be pretty successful>Carson became the youngest chief of pediatric neurosurgery in the United States in 1984, when he took the job at the Johns Hopkins Children's Center at age 33.[6] In 1987, he gained fame for leading a team of surgeons in the first-known separation of conjoined twins joined at the back of the head.[7] He performed the first successful neurosurgical procedure on a fetus inside the womb, developed new methods to treat brain-stem tumors, and revitalized hemispherectomy techniques for controlling seizures.[6][8][9][10]
poosc
>>222231782
>>2222317744gb is what I've currently got in my absolute shit box windows 7 relic that belongs in a museum of garbage Yes it's acting up lately and yes I'm mad
actually ai is good and tiktok and xitter kiddies are wrong
>>222231731
>>222231780was just saying this
im a rapeosaurus rex
>>222231824ok
>>222231815twinium what is this
>>222231768
>>222231815screaming
>>222231782scmc r
>>222231821
>>222231844ouuu shi
alexa show me ben 10 porn
fym ouu shi
>>222231831me save
>>222231848bruhnion what is this
>>222231844ay guapetona guaow guaow ay mamaicita mucho sexo! quieres casarte conmigo????!?!?
>>222231844Mind practising some spanish verb conjugation with me?
type shi
watching northernlion play the china game and eating pizza slices
>>222231848brother
>>222231876
>>222231876the singular bradleyposter's mind
>>222231848folk
>>222231882no he's her cousin
>>222231876this reminds me of that old game called run or the run where ur an alien
I miss you.
>>222231883gp
alexa search the internet for ben 10 bart simpson frotting pics
>>222231913
Has anyone made a /brit/ vocaroo collection? It's so hard to search the archives for good ones
>>222231913>>222231934us
ben 9
>>222231918folk
>>222231799that’s my nigga! got stares for saying i’d vote for him at a family dinner back in 2015.
>>222231937i save the best ones and add them to a folder
>>222231799leftypol calls him the nword btw
>>222231913for fuck sake you cannot be posting this
>>222231952Because your family doesn't like him in particular, or because they don't like black people generally?
Ernest Goes To Auschwitz
it should be allowed tbf its not 2010 anymore
how much would it take for you to wear a Hitler mustache for a month?
Well that's just me woken up by my own belly at midnight needing to have a massive diarrhea isn't it
>>222231937https://vocaroo.com/1gYv6sS4aSK9
>>222231976UMMYPOPS! UM!
>>222231967it was my muck rat dad’s family. mom’s a republican.
right well that's a pack of 00s shoved up my bunghole
>>222231295WHITE IS MIGHT
Throwing a molotov through my nans window then running away
manic episode toil time
making yourself rarity was insane to be fair.
>>222232000white is shite
>>222232010im looooong over her now
i dont use "redditflags"
Well then I suppose that's me emptying my bowels at midnight isn't it
>>222231918aonion wat r u doing
>>222232033UM
Keep us updated diarrhoea-haver, I'm monitoring the situation
>>222232019who are you now>>222232020yes but you may as well since you somehow know everything we post
white is flight
>>222232033niggabruh
>>222231990I see>>222232035Look at him go!
why do the umposters come out at night like woodlice
>>222232051i dont know who you are "nigga"
>>222232035https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyyis1fasd0
the men have stopped kicking the ball
>>222232046You watch the skies, i'll watch the bog
>>222232060we are always here
Ok then I suppose I'll just feel like I'm going to be sick while my bowels empty then is it?
better go check on the pet australian, havent seem to him since march but usually does well on a bag of bird feed and the wall condensation for a good stretch
bruh momentum
why is he posting so many ponies when he knows he's not allowed to post them
Good evening n-words. I am back from my three-day ban. I have learned my lesson and will not make any /pol/ posts outside of /pol/ from now on.
>>222232087das rite rorke
>>222232084well why arent they banned then
>>222232065FFS what am I supposed to do now
>>222232087I missed you
the black empire
~my little pooo waaaank~
Ok then I suppose I'm now coating my bathroom in poosick on every surface and not knowing how to position myself so poosick is going everywhere and im falling over in it and hitting my head and now bleeding and its in my wounds
>>222232116strange lie
total pigeon supremacy.
I made THREE posts here and not a single reply.GOOD NIGHT
The poo is flowing
>>222232068o7
67
checking on my pet nigger after i threw a brick at his head because he chimped out about Karmelo Anthony being found guilty of murder
>>222232111i am against it purely because i know they would go utterly mental and spam them everywhere for weeks the second they were allowed
>>222232118
>>222232119bizarre lie this is the 2nd Canada post in here
>England friendly today was postponed by an hour because of the weatherthis world cup is going to be a fucking disaster
peeing out of my butt
>>222232150beautiful bird
>>222232130yeah but they will get bored couple of days later
>>222232161s
>s
Ever make your own Gravlax, it's very easy and a lot cheaper.
>>222231276These are Japanized Chinese dishes. Try some when you visit Japan (^_<)⌒*
rorke punching himself in the head for sleeping through the get
>>222232222
>>222232198s
>>222232192
A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH
the first lad to invent a sausage must have been fucking mental
>>222232197"stupid stupid stupid!"
>>222232192Like what?
ruby granger sex arse
>>222232187don't need to swallow gizzard stones
>>222232198sc
>>222232206screamingfucking cunt
any post-drip man in
>>222232209It probably was a way to store meat, then they smoked it for further preservation and said yumm that's amazing. >>222232221salmon doesn't have stones?
>The past tense of "read" is exactly spelled the same, but it is pronounced differently
lads if all the poos you did in your whole life were laid out next to each other how many acres do you think they would cover
How was the system that eliminated poverty, unemployment, animal abuse, foreign influence, child prostitution, invented television, radio, rocket science, achieved numerous medical breakthroughs, made the Rothschilds sweep floors and put all the crooks behind bars a tyranny? Through Hollywood, you only hear about what happened to the minorities, ignoring that the 99% European majority had the time of their lifes, slirits were higher than ever, birthrate went through the roof and physical and mental health were as high as never again after the fall of the regime.
Mi tink mi gwaan ghost all mi friends
playing ancient egypt music for my cat
>>222232265fuck off
>>222232265
>>222232274do they like it
Cat drinking cum loudly
>fuck off
>>222232160you dont understand the depth of their mental derangement
>>222232296r
>>222232300it chilled her out after she was going mental a few minutes ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UC2w1D_XZc
She's done what she usually does with ads: If it's not something that will apply to her or fit her brand/lifestyle, she'll snatch the money and just lie about it to make it fit rather than say no. It's why she always has a conveniently-timed mental health crisis in a vlog when it's time to advertise BATTARHALP, or why her brand new Mac products suddenly start running slow when it's time to do a paid ad for Mac cleaning bloatware.She suddenly needed to get a credit card and to worry about improving her credit score just in time for her to coincidentally get paid to steer kids towards a bank to take out credit cards and loans.All the "OIY WASS WOHRRIED THAT OIY WOD GAT INTYEU DATT IF OIY GOT AYY CRADDIT CARD. OIY WASS ANXIOUS THAT OIY MOIGHT ACCIDANTALLEEE BOIY THE WRONG BAG OF TEA AND BANKROPT MOIY PAHRANTS. BOTT! BWOOROWING MONN-EEE WITH LLYOD'S BANK JANUINELY CYUDDN'T BEE EASIAAAH!" spiel is utter horseshit. She'll never have to worry about money, debt or her credit score as a rich landlord living rent free in the manor home of her wealthy, tax-dodging family, sitting on a bank account of cash, getting paid thousands to dishonestly and irresponsibly advertise tit to young, impressionable people.
watching highlights of the match with arabic commentary. erry kane erry kane allaaaaaaaaaahh bellyham bellyham gorrrrrdon alaaaaaaah
>>222232324that goodx
I say piff-paff, pozzywoffle, and spunktrumpet all the time.
>>222232350https://thisvid.com/videos/fight10/
>>222232333
>>222232214Like,Chaa-hang : Fried riceSubuta : Stir fry of sweet and sour pork and vegetablesHoi Koh Row : Stir fry of spicy cabbage and porkChinjao Rousu : Stir fry of bellpepper, bamboo sprout, and beef or porkYou can find a Chinese restaurant on Google, go inside, and order whatever looks delicious to you.
>>222232367yh..*makes her ride my 7 inch bwc*
Shan’t be clicking that.
cody your such a spunktrumpet
>>222232335At first i ignored this as boring but i went and read it and it got me laughing that you typed all this out
>>222232367thanks I'm 5'7 babe
>>222232365That sounds delicious, I would like to visit Japans record stores, then I might go for a snack, really haven't had that much Asian food apart from the stuff I cook myself. >>222232367not really it's just that you are very short
>>222232367want to chew her weird hair
>>222232367I'm 6' 5"
>>222232403hi
Tuchel OUTSir Gareth IN
>>222232367you want uppies?
>>222232403London?
>>222232367>5'2pathetic
>>222232403I'm 5^6
>>222232403bwc?
ok this is kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA01YCQqW0o
got that post count wrong baka
>>222232419been thinking of you as looking like kevin from the office (US) this whole time...
>>222232455
>>222232414is that the russian skater who chimped out after she came second
>>222232407Hey>>222232411Lol >>222232419You're my bud I'm the vocaroo mong >>222232438Sadly no
Funny noises from the radiator again
>>222232436>>222232436>>222232436
>>222232485that's me rattling around
Right
>>222232446all this kino for a hoi4 modhttps://youtu.be/YY3SLoyCUjg?si=UcH8agLTR9l3spMo
>>222232467crashed out*
