roy edish
>>222222223omd made to look like an absolute cunt there
timmy edish
Forgot to walk my dog and go the gym oops
hearing rumours that it's friday
>... breakfast wearing my excellent glasses watching Yogi Bear on sky Cinema on my tv via sky stream in home … why's he call the races "Yogi Bear"?
it is NOT friday
feeling love for everyone
>>222238162it's monday
it would be rude not to
Having thoughts of willies
>>222238158why does that fat mong never chill his drinks? just leaves the bottles out at room temperature all day
dislike that it’s wednesday today
>>222238166yeh xx
>>222238180The egg cools the drinks
>>222238162basically is
>>222238180he's given up on life and just wastes every day waiting for the sweet release of death, since he is too much of a coward to do it himself
>>222238210ktimothy
>>222238173you cannot suffer in cymru
>>222238210Shut up mutt
>>222238173Like chicken nuggets do you?Like cooking them in your little incel air fryer do you?
wiping rorke's memory after every seventh rape because that's when he starts to get used to it
PHWOAR
>>222238158looks like he's stressed out, clearly been gnawing at the bed frame
where are house prices currently low but will be super high in like 10-20 years in this country
>>222238253
>>222238252WAR HUH GOOD GOD NOWWHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?THE FTSE 100 SAY IT AGAIN NOW Y'ALL
>>222238264Mid Wales
>>222238264the north
>>222238252i took a beating yesterday
>>222238284>>222238305are you sure
everybody wants to hurt you but society holds them back
>>222238318Everyone wants to cuddle me and be my friend
i will defend myself. are you from sainsburys?
>>222238315No but you could get this evil little grotto for 50k
don't like non white people
everyone is going to hurt you they're closing in on your location and will tear open your stomach like a bag full of yummy treats
>>222238331and rape you
>>222238341would love tobut the gubment would probably come round and force you to pay for its demolition
>>222238315the north is a shithole so it stands to reason
had a lovense prostate massager in on at times full power for an hour there trying to hfodidn’t quite make it but felt peng and the amount of precum it milked from me might as well have been a small piss the bad part comes now though as my arse is a bit funny and loose and know the next poo will fly out taking whatever lube is left there with it
>>222238380Goes without saying so don't fucking say it
the holocaust didn't hapoen
>>222238390Forwarding this to your mummy with an added glossary for the confusing terms
completely arsed up my gay little twink life posting from my warehouse toil with figuratively nothing to do
>>222238390thanks for letting me know
>>222238390right
>>222238341Is this one of those ones where you have to dress as the wizard Merlin as a condition of the lease
>>222238390you don't say
off to bed
got the frasier on don't i
>>222238403Overheard some younger people at my toil discussing their studies outside work, what degrees they're working toward etc.Made me feel bad about myself (I dropped out of uni 10 years ago you see) but also makes me feel vindicated in my decision not to speak to anyone at work because I'm embarrassed of myself and my life.
>>222238264northern ireland. once they unite with the south the housing crisis which has mostly avoided ni will spread and house prices will rocket upwards
>>222238250The retard is having gay rape fantasies again, get the lobotomy station ready nurse!
checked the scale on the mixing bottle with trustworthy measuring cups and it really is fucked up need to remix the fuel againI don't even know where did this bottle come from, just found it on my desk one day, someone must've planted it to kill my trimmer
>>222238427Goodnight bong>>222238435Devilish
>>222238173dread to think how many beaks and arseholes are in these
>>222238284kill yourself
you lads got your world cup wall charts up?
>>222238461*quite stylish
>>222238452lobotomy wouldn't phase me
>kill yourself posting at 9am kill yourself
i've never done it with a girl before
>>222238465not a very proportionate response this
Kill myself and everyone around me
life varies between being a precious gift and a waste of time. yesterday i wanted to blow my head off all day but today is a good time on a stick
>>222238403>>222238438there'a after work college courses you can do you know, I put myself through one in your position and actually got a decent job before I even completed itthere's also meetups and hobbies you can take up, unless you live out in the sticks somewhere
>>222238484what about a man
>>222238488I wanted to say much worse but I’d get banned
>>222238480Only sunlight would
>>222238505shut yo oofy goofy banana-nana bo foofy ahh up
>>222238506I appreciate your optimism and reply however I'm too far gone mentally. Save for my crappy job I have essentially given up in life.
very yank-heavy thread this morning
>>222238484not a lot of girls in it these says. mostly hr jobs
any toil man in?
good morning text from the proto-gf. we in there boys
>>222238250the so called montauk procedure
>>222238535ask to see her bum
>>222238533Supposed to have started 4 minutes ago but im a civil servant so i will just now be getting out of bed to get my laptop
>>222238528The others should leave.
>>222238549ok 1 sec
>>222238533i am a toilsman
Yank? They said you escaped.I knew you wouldn’t leave without me.I was waiting for you.Now we can make it, Yank, I feel big as a damn mountain.
>>222238527What's the worst that could happen if you tried to change your life?
>>222238506I have been trying many different ways to get out for years. I'll be volunteering at a networking event next month too. The trouble is when I have an interview and they ask questions about my current job.
he love pizza
>>222238603*ZIP*
Need an Emma Watson poo and wee gf.
>>222238306You have a $2m portfolio?
>>222238598Like what? Did you get any qualifications in anything?
>>222238264Jewish materialistic money grabbing bourgeois mindset.
need a poo and a brew (not at the same time!!)
>>222238595People would observe me and judge me for being abnormal.
>>222238626not polite to talk about money
>>222238679Hope you get confused and singe your arsehole
>>222238702Actual Jewish materialistic money grabbing bourgeois mindset.
>>222238679if you put coffee up your bum it clears you out and wakes you up all at the same time two birds with one stone as it were
>>222238723brew = tea in my lexicon
Pinching my foreskin surreptitiously
>>222238681They might do, so?Even if they do at worst you'll get a nasty comment but regardless they'll forget about your existence within a few seconds, doesn't matter how interesting you are that is literally always true. People just don't care about anyone other than themselves
>>222238720nothing good comes out of talking about how much money you haveall that happens is people get weird about it (jealous, asking for stuff)
I've got something that'll wake you up if you put it up your bum
>>222238735i don't care about myself in the least except in regards to keeping myself from harm, i'm much more interested in the other people and the outside world as i'm a boring bastard
>>222238732and in mine lad i'm just saying how you can get ahead with your day dishing out valuable life tips for you free of charge put coffee in your bumhole
>>222238762ok thanks i'll try it now!!!
>>222238763How dreadfully gauche
Mousey turning up in casualty with third degree burns to his rectum
>>222238732Brew means beer you pantywaist.
I want to become a philanthropist but I need £50m
you have to let the coffee cool before you put it in your bumhole btw
>>222238734The "uncut dicks smell and taste weird thing is a meme. I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells and tastes fine.
Brew is New Zealander for compadre
>>222238803mfs talking bout sum "omg how u know I'm trans" while named FREAZY WARR
>freazy warr
>>222238826u m
>>222238803he should be living in a shoebox in bromley not fucking canary wharf
>>222238830probs best you don't put your brew in your bumhole then aha
>>222238830nice factoid that opens us up to new cultures and ways of life :)>>222238813needlessly rude and self-centred >:(
>>222238803Swindled, homeless, and no Doctor Who Christmas SpecialNever rains but it poors
the soviet-finnish war or how they call it in finland freazy warr
>>222238864scream
>>222238864>>222238872dontg et it
>>222238882>>222238803
>>222238864Horrific misuse of the world's limited resources
bumhole currently engaged in a poozy warr
Everyone wants to live in the fun zone
>>222238180Tim keeps his house a cool 5°c its why hes gained that extra blubber
on the shitter doing god knows what
>>222238894yeah, not the first and it won't be the last. in the grand scheme of it who gives a fuck
WORLD CUP DAY YIPPEEEE
>>222238863Funny how Americans simply cannot fathom northern Ireland
>>222238951Eire is the Canada to Norn's USA
nice work killing the thread there mate
genetically engineering myself to make me boogers taste better
>>222238980norn iron is ireland's hat
>>222238982i'll save it real quick (rq)
kino time
>>222238941Ah yes, Mexico vs south Africa. A real show stopper
northern ireland is the original 2 state solution and look how well it turned out
>>222239005i think Mexico will win!
In the interest of native US engagement it would be beneficial if Mexico totally blow the arse out of South Africa (or vice versa). A tetchy 1-0 slurper would be the absolute worst outcome, permanently souring any casual Cody's.
>>222239012Funny coz it's true
I've got england in the sweepstake so i will be rooting for them. I secretly would have anyway seeing as they make the world seethe. England fans also make a lot of the english seethe so it's a win win.
>>222239012Haiti Dominican Republic?
played this game called aurelia, don't like it so far, it's too cheesy and simple. like in the first 5 minutes of the game you accidentally remove the clothes from a woman with a spell and in 20 minutes I already had my dick jerked off by some other girl on an equally stupid premise. if you're willing to put effort into making an actual porn game at least make it so that the player had to put effort into unlocking porn scenes.
>Lil Wayne ft Guuddda, Teezo Touchdown, & Freazy Warr
>>222239000thank you for saving the thread x
Imagine if Australia had a French side and a British sideCould of had a Dutch side too if they hadn't gotten so distracted raping each other to death
standing at the window waiting for the delivery bloke like a dog waiting for his master to come home
>>222239113Getting something delivered are you?
>>222239104dutch would've ended up importing half of indonesia while france would've imported half of africathank fucking god we remained a british settler
>>222239116no mate. i just like to watch him driving past
love women so much
>>222239120instead you'll be half chinese within a decade
I hate women
>>222239133should have let the japs have that side of the world really
>>222239133No need to wait I came out of my mum half chinese mate
>>222239116love this image so muchbunch of dumb glowie cunts
>>222239120don't you have loads of chinks and indians though
>>222239013I passionately and violently disagree and shall bash your head in for suggesting your team would beat my team
now roger rabbit do you think he fucked good or what was the deal here
grand rising :)
>>222239133even that is preferable to niggers
no more chinese
>>222239156:((((
>>222239162watching the world cup today then Ziedster?
>>222239168and where are the aboriginal tasmanians??? literally shaking at this racist statistograph
cabin crew girlies are the most oppressed people in the world
>A History of the Palestinian People: From Ancient Times to the Modern Era is an empty book by Assaf Voll that uses blank pages to suggest that Palestinians have no history.scr SCR
>>222239160no sexpure jestermaxxing, possibly the worlds first jester
so how about that football, huh?
might replay that french game again
>>222239252petanque?
literally had NINE people watching my eBay item and then I got ONE bid 5 minutes before the end for £2 more than the listing price and that’s what it sold for what a fucking joke
catberg chirping at me from my bed to get my attention as he rolls over and exposes his belly for belly rubs
I don't think it's possible for Emma Watson's body to disgust me.
>>222239278Love getting a good deal from bid listing mongs
>>222238210he lifemogs you
ive never bought anything on ebay
>>222239286hey belly belly bellyswing belly belly belly
>>222239310Chonky berg that
>"You don't have language to write El Quijote"How do you respond without sounding mad?
sold an item on ebay on monday printed the postage label (it was a bit faded but still legible) and put it into the letterbox and no tracking update 3 days later. have they fucking lost it
started raining
>>222239310catberg more like FATberg
just found an instagram girl who goes around farting on random people
>>222239328selling your dads gay porn collection are you?
>>222239348drop a link
>>222239328selling your dad's bum dildo collection are you?
>>222239372alexiamarcellefarts
>>222239378Right well that lady was not happy at all that her boyfriend got farted on.
telling catberg about ziedy, heatherfungus, and mousenonce
Spursbros....
Looks like she does more than just fart.https://x.com/gassygirlalexia
yeah not clicking that degenerate shit
what should i read next?
>>222239477Roget's Thesaurus
>>222239477you just know cody buys books but never reads them because he spends all his time herenone of the spines creased. none of the knowledge gained.a classic pseud lmao
>>222239477Hply binble
>yhe hply binble
>>222239477Iliadstart with the Greeks
>>222239492Sir Reese Pines profession: chiropractor (he creased spines)
none of you would be making jokes about the quran
ble blinblle
aussies are all atheists because how can you look at an abo and believe in god
>>222239580There are threads mocking pisslam multiple times a day. It's the gayest and daftest religion by far
>>222239576bizarre post
>Rorke, what have we told you about eating the tiny cute animals?
Amusing that government reaction to the riots is to regulate social media as if that will do anything to rebuild trust in the system or prevent future unrest
rorke frantically creasing the spines of all the books on his bookshelf
>>222239635poor pelican. he was hungry
>>222239580christmongs always say this but atheists have always been even more critical of islam than christianity
/brit/ remake with updated graphics and bonus characters
Every post in this thread is a bot post
>>222239655they actually sincerely believe that the southport riots were solely caused by "misinformation" that the wog involved was a first gen migrant instead of a second gen
>>222239632I have a disease which makes me try to find given names which sound like non-name words or phrases and then post the name version in a variant of the Sir Noun Verber gimmick.So when I heard "creased spines" I could feel that there was some sort of name symmetry there and in the end I went with Reese Pines. Sir Reese Pines.
unironically believe in god
haven't got even a crease in me brain
>>222239635Right well I want that bird put to the sword for its malevolent acts
*looks out the window at the pissing rain*So, this is summer
>>222239674
>>222239691Chris D Spines could have worked
>>222239699Just a little slap on the face and he's back to his old ways
>>222239705if you die while on /brit/ you wake up here
>>222239691i understood itbut still
>>222239709Nice, however my own imposed rules prevent me from using standalone initials, despite the temptation sometimes. It's too easy to rely on them as a crutch.
tried bingeing "little britain" and fuck me it really is dogshit in hindsightjust the same 5 skits every single episode all season
Never seen a baby pelican have you
>>222239635me the pelicanumbunnies the bunniesjannies rescuing them from my beak
Need Adolescence 2 made PRONTO
>>222239722brown hands typed this post
>>222239719I understand, we must all abide by our self imposed rules lest this general become a mess.My rule is that if any post severely ruffles my feathers then under no circumstances am I to reply to it in any way, if I do I have lost.
>>222239705well donewho is the white box guy?
>>222239722EH EH EHHH
https://www.feed-the.cat/Check out lads, livestreams of cat feeders, next one goes off in 15 minutes
>>222239740remember when that news anchor scolded kemi battynoch for not having seen it
>>222239752mallardlad
Adolescence 2: Becky's Revenge
>>222239752That's mallard
nothing like a cheeky wendys chili to start the day lads
>>222239722Yeah did you? Mad
>>222239760Government policy is that you must watch adolescence. Failing to do so will result in being socially ostracised and accused of being a toxic masculinoid
accelerating down a slippery slope trapped in a toxic manosphere
Basing national policy on dramatised Netflix adaptations of events that didn't actually take place is a GOOD thing
*surreptitiously searches the archive for mallardlad*why of course!
>>222239722>>222239744Nah he's right, aside from a few sketches like the Thai bride and black friend one is utter shiteLeague of gentlemen mogs it to oblivion
there must be something the opposite of suicide, where one suddenly gains a clue and starts living
>>222239752mallardlad (pre-transition)
Sir Chris Pines (Pronounced with an Italian accent - "crees")
>>222239691>I have a diseaseNo you don't
>>222239820epiphany
>>222239744this is what i mean lad. this is literally one joke and it's in every episode
acsmellerating down a flippery grope trapped between hannah spencers arse cheeks
>buy flat/house in area with loads of clubs and boozers>kick off about noise and try to get the council to force pubs to shutWhy do people do this?
>>222239815It's not basing policy. It is making YOU adapt to the policy.
>>222239772dunno who that is
>>222239848I did this. Doesn't matter where you buy a house, the laws about 7-11 and noise apply everywhere.
>>222239836That's the word for surface.What you are really looking for, dumb savage savant-wannabe, is epiphotisis.
>>222239811Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
joining a World Cup sweepstakes at work like the normie i am
i thought it was quite good the way it was filmed and that though
https://youtube.com/watch?v=A7RhWqtRNHo
>>222239866https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/202802752/#202803992
>>222239848same with people and airports/air bases
>>222239890ahh yes i remember thisvery good
>>222239848Because they're wankers. Normal people would look at the pub next door and go oh yeah maybe I don't want to live here. When I was a student there was a flat for rent that was insanely cheap but it was literally in the black people nightclub.
>>222239867Go and have a pint you miserable cunt
>>222239818apples and orangesyou're comparing a camp sitcom to one of the greatest works of english comedy, which is still beloved today
>>222239901right well you obviously don't remember since you had to be spoonfed
>>222239883Yeah did ya yeh, amazing
Think one of my mates is a bit autistic about small airplanes because he came to visit and kept pointing them out and I was like yeah there's an airport a mile away. In retrospect I should have offered to take him to said airport so he could be autistic closer to the action. I will remember to do this next time he visits.
>>222239848If they can get the noise problem shut down it greatly increases the value of their property.
>>222239910>Normal people would look at the pub next door and go oh yeah maybe I don't want to live here"Normal" in your understanding means people with ease of time and a margin of financial choices.
>>222239912Yeah mate have a pint at 4am on a Tuesday night. You have no idea what's like dealing with this shit throughout the week.
think i'd like to live near a pub, like have my backyard right up against a beer garden, i could eavesdrop on the pubgoers every night and if i wanted to tune them out i'd just put on white noise
>>222239635love pelicans and herons
>>222239950do u shop at heron foods? if you love herons so much?
>>222239930That is a nice thought
Come fly with me was genuinely funnier and more consistent than little BritainCall me woke if you like but it's the truth
>>222239915ive only seen the photo but didnt realise we called him "mallardlad"calm down goodness me
*dangerously posts on /brit/ from the incel bathtub*
>>222239930My dad is into planes and quite likely autistic himself and he does the same. He'll say a plane and tell me "oh that must be the XYZ out of [airport] on its way to [destination]" and of course I humour him because I love him. Sometimes he'll get out his flight radar app if he's unsure what he's looking at.
rentberg has scheduled an inspection of my flat on monday and it is a state rnlike a yank episode of hoarders and it also smells of poo
>>222239910>>222239848actual spastics. there are residential areas that are a 5-10 min walk from nightclub and pub dense areas. drunk people will walk back through them and wake up everyone at 2 in the morning. you think the homeowners should put up with this?
>>222239945Only places that are that busy at 4am on a tuesday are student clubsMaybe stop being skint
>>222239941Don't get all fucking bleeding heart on me. If you're buying a property there is always some level of choice. If you're in council provided accommodation then just suck it up and deal with it.
>>222239969>you think the homeowners should put up with this?yes
>>222239969boo hoo
>>222239981>>222239983concession accepted. will be filing another complaint to the council. already had one nightclub fined for excessive noise, and have no problem doing it again.
football crazy,chocolate madgrab a power pod,and play football with the lads
>>222239992no you haven't
For me it's reporting ice cream vans who break local ice cream jingle laws.
>>222239969I think homeowners should have forethought in where they buy their home or accept the local area. When I was a student I didn't complain about being surrounded by drunk students and as an adult I was smart enough to look for a house that wasn't in a student area or in a busy town. Not that hard is it?
>>222239996Fuck you man that's now going to be stuck in my head for the next three to four months
>>222239962What the hell my dad is the same. What was your dad doing for a living?
when i buy a home in an area i have an interest and a right to determine who lives there
i know everything there is to know about britain, its history, culture, and where it's going
>>222240001what are the jingle laws?
>>222239980>If you are poor you should cope with your suffering
>>222240015don't care
>>222240021https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/code-of-practice-on-noise-from-ice-cream-van-chimes
>>222240026cared enough to reply
new >>222238124>>222238124>>222238124
>>222239941Beggars can't be choosers>>222239969That's an anti-social behaviour problem, not a problem with the actual pubs/bars
>>222240001>>222239992
>>222240002You incels really lack empathy. Imagine someone is a first time buyer and don't think to check that a night club 5 streets away would mean getting woken up in the middle of the night 3 times a week.
>>222240049you lack empathy for the people at the pub
>>222240061kek
>>222238745then why did you humble brag your portfolio
>>222239722It was bad at the time too
>>222240040go away Shippy
Argentina used to be 85% whitereal Argentinians will never be brown, no matter how much it hurts the subhumans on this shitty brown website
