royle family edition
belle delphine is so fit it's retarded
SEX 43: SEX NEXT TO KEBAB SHOP
i am owed a sexually aggressive and abrasive african american ghetto kween
just learned Jeff Bezos birth name was Jeff Jorgensen, and his name was changed as a child to that of his step-dad's when his mum remarriedHis biological dad lived until 2015. imagine seeing your own flesh and blood become that successful while having another man's namegrim
>>222241930sonion no
dogshit thread already
>>222241968what does this mean i saw you post something like it last night
If you're marching against immigrants after one just attempted to behead a fellow countryman and some smug African stands there filming himself you have to deck him
Looking forward to watching the world cup. By which i mean starting at /sp/ on my phone while the wc plays in the background because other peoples reactions to things are better than the things themselves
Why should 1 billion Africans exist but only 10 million Swedes?
we're all fae somewhere x
has anyone worked out if homosexuality actually exists or is it just people begigng for attention
>>222242001jus shat masel
>>222241913look at the size of the Celebrations box. that's what they took from us
don't look back in anger x
Female mate choice is turning humanity into a genetic horror show, yet gynoslaves insist that holes are masterminding some grand eugenic selection event, intentionally culling the "bottom 2/3rds" of men. Step outside and look at the ghastly creatures that reproduce today.
>>222242003think its straight men conditioning themselves into liking penis after watching porn so muchsad part is theyre okay with it
>>222242033fuck off back to /britfeel/
How many of you are old enough to have played the first COD game on the 360? I remember it came out shortly after the release of the console and was probably the best shooter on the console until Halo 3 came out. Great multiplayer, too. I remember playing one day and there was this black dude on the mic saying >Maaan if you wanna win join AxisGood times. Link related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP2JYGKWuPE
>>222242023It's a disgrace.
>>222242033was just saying this down the costcutter
>>222242029>10 years>Keeping an inmate in a public-sector prison in England and Wales costs approximately £60,018 per yeargreat stuff
please help me find a loan shark
>>222242061it not right
>>222241913American red neck Scottish man Australian redneck Canadian methhead fight Scottish people don't do meth but everyone else is on something
>>222242061should be illegal
>>222242066He'll be out in 5 so it's okay
>>222242066The System is unsustainable.
>>222242060>checkem
>>222242068Got a loan dolphin if you’re interested
Prison is honestly a complete waste of time for anything beyond minor crimes.For most crimes, either hanging or slave labour building infrastructure for the public is a much better option.
kim wexler sex arse
>>222242100ouuu shiiii
>>222242109Now’s not the time
>>222242061>>222242023don't forget they've also switched to cheaper ingredients and reduced sugar and cocoa so the chocolates themselves taste shite now too
need a lesbian wife who uses me as a beard and lets me watch her shag other woman on our bed
>>222242117>slave labour building infrastructure for the public is a much better option.need this for repeat offenders
>>222242120
Bring back Bacardi Breezers
>>222242170ok i will make the call
>>222242134no foil wrapping anymore either so it doesn't even look special broken britain
>>222242159
The average 18-29 year old woman is repulsive: borderline obese (165 lbs, BMI 29) with a 56% risk of being tattooed. 30-39 are the same but fatter. The only silver lining is that these rancid traits negatively correlate with being heterosexual, wealthy, intelligent / educated.
so is it just going to be constantly raining for weeks on end now or what
>>222242143You could also buy a camper van with money you embezzled from party donations.
Oh my days is that all you retards do, sit here and complain about Christmas chocolates for kids and immigrants
>>222242159why is her tongue so fat and smooth is that AI
Going to France tomorrowInsane how bussin it isWill be spending my time perusing local marketsVisiting farms and buying cheeseSampling the local seafoodMeanwhile you'll all be here posting about poo from your fetid smeggy bedrooms
we're literally russia now lmao
>>222242184i actually don't think most women in that age bracket are particularly overweightthe main issue i see is skin damage and rapid aging i've seen some 20 yr old uni girls looking 30
>>222242117just copy singapore desu
>>222242202It's not Russia, it's the Turner Diaries scenario where the System tries to censor all reality.It's going to fail
the toilfu has 1 tattoo but it's in a very discreet place and she deeply regrets it
>>222242202unironically this will stop people using social media, gain a clue, and do something else with their lives
>>222241983sonion ring
it's June and it's raining. it not right.
>>222242202I wish tech companies would just pull out of the UK instead of bowing to each new draconian rule we come up with every other week
>>222242235*It's not rightDumb ESL
>>222242202mad how anyone with 2 braincells to rub together knew this is the sort of shit labour loves and didn't vote for them
>>222242227this, if it stops the next generation spending the entire day doomscrolling I'm all for it
>>222242235not to mention the 'feels like' temperature of 12C. take the fucking piss
>>222242240are you stupid or what?
whiny nasally incels crying about their rights being taken away from them because they can't watch porn, smoke or rot in bed on twitterwise chads know this is all for the better
Sir Earl Turner
>>222242262It = pronounIt's = it is
>>222242251sir heather fungus
the older lady at work has started calling me sweetheartshame she isn't particularly attractive
>>222242201Imagine coming here to brag that you’re going to France and thinking that’s impressive fuck me what a shit life you must have
>>222242228i dont think itll catch on
>>222242293get her shagged
>>222242282Exterminate
>>222242264you do realise what the next step in the plan is right?
homeless for the next two nightsasking my mate if he can let me stay
>>222242264blud thinks he's on the team
>Police officer, 19, dies after being hit by car, while attending another collision
>>222242307what?
>>222242277it not right is right
Just saw the equality police shoot someone in the head
>get a like on tinder>it's some 44 year old hagi give up
In the ethnic supermarket as i postFor a nice piece of red velvet cake from a fit muslima but I suspect she wants me deadThey also don’t sell boycotted stuff
>>222242298Jealously doesn't look good on you hun x
>>222242307crashing this plane?
>>222242264Very normal free democratic country behaviour
>>222242317hide under a bed at your local John Lewis
>>222242282A Welshman dead thanks to England letting these lot in. Well done
Rorke screaming after he's woken up from his sleep because at that moment he is woke
>>222242100Checked
Revealed: The Russian Neo-Nazi Network Pushing ‘White Lives Matter’ Division in Britain
>>222242355Make sure to come and update us about your once in a lifetime trip to… France!
>>222242361it is genuinely over
>>222242015CORRRRRRRRRRR BADDIEDEM
>>222242120she's my mom
>>222242381based Russians
Leftypol taking unhealthy amounts of caffiene because he doesn't want to not be woke
>>222242201I'm so sorry
>>222242202Current terrorism threat level is "severe" btw
Can someone explain to me why Ulster Prods are burning down their own houses, cars, public transport, bins, communities?Why are they responding like this to one black migrant doing a stabbing, when last year in Belfast there were 30 stabbings of innocent women committed by white men and that didn't elicit any kind of rage or violence?
World Cup starts today yet it has no feeling to it. Got a Nations League vibe
>>222242117See this is the type of thoughts you have when you are a sheltered middle class entitled cunt.Because if you weren't, you'd knew that most people who get imprisoned/institutionalised, have no access to the system, let alone control over drug flows and accumulated capital, so you'll be endung up enslaving permanently young poor people who would walk out on crime the minute they had an opportunity.
get it censored you wankpuffins
nth for the holodem
got 2 hours sleep overnight, been shitting my guts out all day today. spent more time on the toilet than off it.
must be barmy if you think I'm reading all that reddit tripe
6.5 hours until the world's festival of sport
>>222242361Source?
Can't even go for a fucking walk because of the weather
Think the fact that it's 4chan neo-nazis complaining about it they day after gangs of racists tried to burn children alive in their homes kind of proves their point
any oldfriends in
>>222242342>woman
>>222242183
>>222242467not read the news?
>>222242440I'll watch a stream to see how empty the stands are. You need to be a billionaire to afford going
gyaldem freak moved on to posting children has he
sourdough bread is so peng omds
This general has gone off a cliff edge in terms of how misogynistic and extreme right wing it's become in the past few weeksNo funny dialogue or poo memes anymore, it's just underaged Nazis celebrating violence and seething about women and trans peopleYou've all lost the plot
>>222242439The answer is obvious Leftypol, Northern Ireland is a battleground between Protestants and Catholics only, no one else is welcome
>>222242476not the chilluns!
>>222242264porn block is a fair policy but all the other frap is bollocks. They still want us using smartphones so I don’t see how they’re doing this for the purpose stopping the brainrot.
>>222242508>Actually, I think burning families alive is good! Heil Hitler!I can't take this general seriously anymore. You've no humanity left.
>>222242506Incoming seething posts
ate sugar. teeth hurt now
>>222242506>Nazis celebrating violence and seething about women and trans people
>>222242411Why? Provence is bussin
Off to make breakfast.(Fishfinger, beans, and cheese burrito)
>>222242506love foids
>>222242526Not sure if it's more worrisome if you're an adult who makes posts like this and ironically thinks it looks cool, or if a child is browsing here
>>222242495>goonbrained mong first instinct at the sight of figure skaters is noncingGrim, she's 18 there btw
>>222242477
>>222242527>ProvenceOh my Lord... Have you kissed your loved ones goodbye?
>>222242506can tell when they all wake up in the afternoon, morning /brit/ is alri
>>222242467the home office
>>222242553ok nonce
Today's luncheon: 1 x corned beef and Branston pickle roll1 x Piper's Wyke cheddar and onion crisps1 x pear1 x handful of grapes1 x 500ml mineral water
>>222242556why
jit cold outside
Let's open the country to more BAMEs who will enrich our culture with their food seasonings
>>222242574For me?1 bowl of mighty Malties1 bag of cheese balls1 slice of bread with pate8 bourbon biscuits
*finds a ladder and climbs up it*
rorke you absolute wank womble
Lamb chops for mister rorkeypops
having a wank for lunch
>>222242619lucky bastid
>>222242598>mighty MaltiesDeliciousWhat pate?
um yeah well can't post that
>>222242623um
>>222242635Some shite Tesco own brand as it was all I could find
Absolutely fucking pissing with rain Feels like 8c supposedlyFucking June of courseWhat a country
>>222242659did the ugly bastard put his pixelated penis in the woman
>>222242646Tesco does this duck and orange pate that I find absolutely pengaleng on those little melba toast things
>>222242559You're not going to keep me away from your literal paradise
would fucking love to lick out some asian fanny right nowwould be wanking my hot cock nice and slow
just finished this. a compelling and emotionally moving watch.
what happens if you drink coffee right before you sleep
>>222242711what does Asian pussy taste like?
>>222242695Peng
>>222242717it makes mustard gas
>>222242682yes, the woman is a lesbian too
Living in a scenic Yorkshire town is the deepest circle of Hell because you have southern MONGS coming up here for a sabbatical and fucking raping the entire town for a month or twoNeed them all deporting asap if I hear another Southern accent I will LOSE MY MARBLES
>>222242717I drink 3 cups of coffee before bed and then sleep soundly for 8 hours.Been doing so for 15 years
>>222242659i like the one where the man slams her head into the locker and it looks real because it probably is real
>>222242741not too sure about that
>>222242717goes straight out of your pissing hole since brainberg won't ever allow it
>>222242741can you really be lesbian if you get cocked down for a living?
going to do something soon called pooing
>>222242744'vin in t'yawrkshire 'own 'i t'deepes't'circle 'o hell
Rorke nigga poo
Never found Asians attractive until I saw one JAV with an actress called Aika and now I'm solely attracted to gyarus
BAN ALL SOUTHERNERS FROM THE NORTHDO IT NOWSEGREGATE THE NORTH AND SOUTHMAKE IT FUCKING SO!>>222242778Yes this is quite annoying too when half of the stuff sold in your town is just tat with the “yorkshire dialect” lazily written across it
Don’t care still finna visit Harrogate and act like a loud tourist
bought the greygoose vodka because gfberg only gets drunk when i buy expensive drinksthe plan is to get her so drunk i can finally, after 4 months of dating, eat her fucking arse
>>222242785love love LOVE 2015-2017 AIKA. She's a bit too bogged now though
got a delivery arriving today so i am paralysed and cannot do or enjoy anything until it arrives
>>222242506It's grim
>>222242812Hope she showers before hand
business idea: instead of deckchairs, sit on a dickchair (it has a dick coming out of it which I sit on)
>>222242824ok
>>222242752what is the code out of pure innocent curiosity
they should make a caveman game and an ancient mesopotamia game
>>222242801No don’t get me wrong they’re not that loud they’re just extremely aggravating Unless they’re black then yes they’re extremely loud but this goes without saying.
>>222242838don't care either way i WILL stick my face and tongue betwixt her cheecks
>>222242556Dayum girlie
>>222242847they made that far cry cave man game
>>222242837Might cop one of these for myself to wear
>>222242841dont like this
>>222242857it was pretty mid but the invented language they made for it was pretty cool
>>222242860We need a pony cosplay first sis
rorke
Cooked status?
A lot of you make extremely rapey posts and it’s a bit grim
>>222242885Um
just been exiled from the 9/11 Facebook group for posting videos of 9/11
>>222242888it's worse than that. burgers can at least drive big fuck off cars
>>222242888raped biomass voicestraight in the trash it goes
>>222242903screaming
Howl watching you weedy little breaks talking like you come from a hackney council estate >this pate is pengaleng bruvWill heem you on sight if I catch any of you talking like this outside
Just seen a few cuties walk past
watching a documentary about misogyny and learning to be better
>>222242919i don't think you howl at it at allthink it makes you a bit cross, even
>>222242919Unc crashing out
My flat is in there but none of you will ever know which one
>>222242955>This image shows the Regent Plaza residential development in Salford, which features a modern buff brick facade.
that's rorke debunked then
>>222242955Wouldn't brag about living in Halifax mateAnyway it would be easy, just need to call up a neighbour and ask where the virginal little dorkazoid lives
Why does the inigger flip pictures when you post themThat is really annoying
>>222242888mississippi is a real place? i thought it was made up
LOUISIANA WOMAN
>>222243017mississippi man
>>222243000When did i brag nigga
>>222242919That's my post and I'm from Bethnal GreenLive in Cambridgeshire now, howeverTry the pate it's pengaleng
>>222242888I like when people think GDP per capital is all that matters...
>>222242888>Britain as wealthy as California (in the past, certainly not now)>Why yes, of course we're up there with top tier states>Britain as poor as the absolute worst of America>Umm... actually, this is fake and here's why <insert novel of cope>
>>222243027We get together every time we can :)
>>222243039I’m raping you with my “thing”
>>222243047mississippi river can't keep us apart ,,,
>>222243008It's our version of somewhere horrid like Bradford
>>222243059s
>>222243033>I'm from Bethnal GreenSalam
rorke shouting 'i like to move it move it' then flying through his town at 100000000000000000 mph
>El Niño under way and threatens weather extremes, scientists sayIt's official lads. El Niño is well and truly under way.
>>222242921>*looks at time*Oh nice anon
>>222243059Not if I rape you first
>>222243064there’s too much love in this Mississippi heart :D
Remember when we would get 100’s of posts a day about black penises and the gherkinWhatever happened to that
>>222243094Yeah clearly that's why it's a sizzling 13 degrees
>>222243073u n ot been back in a while mate it's turning white againwell at least the owners arestrets still filled with minorities outside of their barber shops and stuff but then you have the restaurants and pubs that are like 100% whit elol it's quite weird desu>>222243082wait. is rorke actually. uh. cool
The SWELTERING summer of 2026
NEVER ask Rorke the ethnicity of his girlfriend
>>222243102what a lovely song :)
>London town hall seizes first lady of Sierra Leone’s council flat after year-long investigation
rorke likes to move it move itrorke likes to move it move itrorke likes to move it move itrorke likes toMOVE ITrorke likes to move it move itrorke likes to move it move itrorke likes to move it move itrorke likes toMOVE ITrorke likes to move it move itrorke likes to move it move itrorke likes to move it move itrorke likes toMOVE ITrorke likes to move it move itrorke likes to move it move itrorke likes to move it move itrorke likes toMOVE IT
sister asked me if i was meeting a girl later in front of her boyfriend and it was really embarrasing when i said no
>>222243148steal her boyfriend.
>>222243034Still mad that every European country is poorer than the most dirt poor darkie-infested crime-ridden backwards uneducated swamp of the new world.
>>222243148Why did she ask you that? Are you a shagger?
>>222243148"Yeah your boyfriends missus"
First ever gf was half-black, or half-caste as we called it back then which is apparently now racist, once told me she had no idea who her dad was her mum was pumped and dumped (my words obviously, not hers)
>>222243082>rorke shouting 'i like to move it move it' then flying through his town at 100000000000000000 mph
>>222243148ever shagged her
>>222243167because i said i was staying as someone's house later and she thought it was a girl but it's my mate
Smoking a Cigarette Alone in a Public Park on a Rainy Day
>>222243180screamingthats rorke escaping from the woke
>>222243185ever stuck your willy in your sister and blasted her with your cum
>>222243196thought you said you were gonna have a wank as well
>>222243185your sisters getting laid while you're still having sleepovers in matching pyjamas
>>222243180ktim
>>222243180LITTLE YELLOW THING
>>222243208s
>>222243180faustian
>>222243208SCREAMING(this is also me, except my mates wont even hold me for a sleepover anymore)
>>222243185Oh my days
In tesco and they’ve got never gonna give you up onPisstake
every white should have a "rorkemobile" so they can escape from woke at any time
>>222243208>>222243185
>>222243185you and your mate going to be getting up to anything during your sleepover?
>>222243241Rorke's whip in question
>>222243245shit shrieking
>>222243241Rorke's whip
just got recommended this. it's literally about me. spooky
>>222243253aye but it goes 10000000000 mph
>>222243232truth be told its also me that was complete projection
Whenever my family ask about my status with women I lie and say I'm talking to and been on dates but nothing concrete yetDon't like making them worry that I'll die alone or kill myself because I'm lonely
>>222243246well it's to watch the world cup but i'll just sleep on the sofa>>222243208yeah and?
>>222243241i got u senpai
National Socialism is a worldview that stands in sharpest opposition to the present-day world of capitalism and its Marxist and bourgeois satellites.
>>222243276High time me and you got together big boy
>>222243241
>>222243276Family is in the "hehe just needs more time" cope, I could be 50 and they'd still say it
made a comment in a twitch stream chat and then twitch showed me a 3 minute advert right when the streamer was gonna respond to it. it not right
>>222243279ewwww to watch a nothin game on a thursday ewwww dont u have work you lil grotty incel>>222243276lol they gave up asking long time ago but i'd just tell the truth and say i haven't got anyonenot gona announce im a fullblown incel who no girl will even look atwill i
>>222243312anything but accepting they have a gay son
>>222243276i just never ever try to bring up the topic of womenmumberg has brought up the question of why i've never had a gf many times but i try to ignore iteventually she'll just realise it's over
hope the lad has a great sleepover with his mate and nobody is raped up the arse
never had a gf but ive been to southeast asia so my parents know ive shagged at least
Genuinely screeching at the idea of rorke going for a little sleepover at his mates place
>>222243334That's what butt plugs are for
>>222243332this. altho my parents eventually gav eup i n my early 20s and stopped asking about it after valentines day after valentines day went by and i never had any plans lol
wish I had mates to watch the footy with
genuinely pathetic watching grown men having a melty because some lad is sleeping on the sofa at his mates' house after watching the world cup
>>222243355>2this too but it does look partiuclarly DIRAH this year
pikmin 3 sex mods
>>222243355try this app called grindr
Nearing that time again
>>222243373am no gay
>>222243386mid bih
>>222243368the incels on here like to bring each other down specialy diego
>>222243383pretend to be gay, get free drinks all night, have someone to watch the footy with, tell him fuck off afterwards
>>222243330Reckon I'd still be a virgin freak if I were gay
>>222243282More like Clara's whip
>>222242348british genes
Last time I had a sleepover I was an early teen and my mate's fit sister slept with us and I wanted while sleeping a few feet from her
>>222243411Yeah mate, pretend to be gayJust pretending
>>222243415rorke getting jumpscared after coming into contact with another human being
>>222243438anything for a couple free pints innit
immigration is improving britain
>>222243415Jump Seal
going to bed when youre dead tired is the best feeling ever
>>222243453is it? yeah?
>>222243467'breathing is good' ahh post
>>222243477breathing is mint tho
>>222243488
>>222243510>>222243510>>222243510
>>222243411sounds mean :/
>>222243494>we're not violent>ends with a threat
