first XD

Last for Walt Disney

Poo


That is all

These past few months I've been getting increasingly anxious about being attacked in public

the big man kick ball event is starting at 8pm tonight
all good men expected to be in attendance for the kicking of the ball

man kick ball :)

drawing x files rule 34

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Thats a HARD 29

once was on /brit/ in public and heard someone mentioning 4chan negatively in the queue behind me so I put my phone away. then a bloke tapped my shoulder. it was martin clunes.

>>222243566
Scots really think the sun shines out of their arses don't they

>>222243543
You a wog or summit

SEX 44: Sex with Roblox Avatars

>>222243593
was he behaving badly

>>222243588
Bosnians be like hello my name is Zlatan Islamovic

just invented a saint out of thin air and then referred to something this fictional creation purportedly said

>>222243588
thats a yugo 29

>>222243588
all that mental energy he has to expend everytime he wants to spell his surname

Saint mirren

>>222243623
martin clunes isn't a saint

>>222243627
umbally

>>222243588
the fucking name on that cunt
should be a law against names that take the piss
practically have to learn a new language to get that right

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>>222243641
shh

>>222243627
fat ball of fur
imagine shagging it

Used to go on grindr all the time and get gay lads to drive to a “meetup” spot and when they sent their location showing they were there I’d just block them LOL
Serves you right for being a bender

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only real ones remember

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>>222243654
I raise you a semobelebele

die

>>222243670
Anyone specific or just everybody in the thread?

They're desperate to make ranch and pizza a thing

>>222243627
chonker x

>>222243670
bit hostile
you having one of those days?

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>>222243698

>>222243670
later

>>222243605
No but there's a lot of them around outside that might want my phone and that

I'm the Vennegoor of Hesselink

>>222243692
>>222243702
>>222243706
Wasn't talking to you

cat eyed freak

>>222243719
can I talk to you?

>>222243667
think he'd get annoyed if I just pronounced it semi belly belly?
close enough innit

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>>222243727

Done Atlantica and Hundred Acre Woods on Kingdom Hearts 2. Atlantica was a rhythm game which I found enjoyable and Hundred Acre Woods was a collection of mini games which I also liked. Both are good worlds. Worst Disney world in KH2 is Agrabah because everything is so yellow and visually boring.

>>222243738
yeah

>>222243719
how are we supposed to know that?

we are the Brit team

live

She mentioned hundred acre wrist

>>222243759
you have no friends LOL

>>222243766
Not everything's about you rorke

>>222243749
geralt wqitcher frog

>>222243762
ok

glad of the tripcode this time because I almost started reading all that

>>222243781
Incorrect I have 4 cats and my mum. I also have some online friends plus members of the /Brit/ team like Mousey and Belgian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_JQTLUUSVI

got some of that green for after work :)

>>222243662
Haha yeah, not like you diddled yourself imagining going through with it

heatherfreak sitting in stunned silence...

>>222243822
broccoli

>>222243808
You’ve got me as well lass

>>222243820
leah sex arse

just saw a man type out an extremely boring blogpost

>>222243801
got all trip users filtered this is an anonymous forum you see

might do a boner wank

stardew valley junimo rape mod

>>222243846
No you don't

>>222243835
some very smelly and potent broccoli

>>222243846
based me too can we touch willies in solidarity

>>222243842
wish the game let you clap marnies milf bootycheeks

thinking about 6ix9ine

That is not right
That isn’t right at all

just saw a very strange willy, it looked like a cornish pastie

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GO CANADA GO

>>222243859
pigs in blankets

>>222243859
rorkes willy

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Right well

>>222243859
ugly garloid, maybe you discard it!

Haha get it it's a willy

thats a mans irregular cock

>>222243856
ye i do
>>222243866
*touches our willies tenderly producing a brilliant flash of light when they collide*

Nigel Garage and Rupert Lowe:
>Both born in Southern England
>Both from Upper Class backgrounds
>Both white men in their 60s
>Both went to posh elite private schools
>Both then moved to London to be City Bankers
>Both spent decades as members of the Conservative party
>Both left after believing the Tories weren't anti-European enough
>Both staunch supporters of Israel and the Zionist project
>Both believe in mass privatisation
>Both are lapdogs of Trump and the US and are responsible for Yankifying the UK

Yet ask the rorkes and they'd swear there totally different, and that one's a true patriot while the other is a traitor splitting the vote or not going far enough

>>222243782
didn't say it was
when you post in a thread you're either addressing an individual poster with a reply, or everyone in the thread in general
if you want to address someone who's not in the thread then leave a message somewhere they'll see it, not a random internet forum
just a bit of advice to help you communicate more efficiently

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Immigration is improving Britain!

Nigel Garage. Good one mate

>>222243859
scream

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get raped

Any not reading all that man in

>>222243846
so do I on my pc but I'm on my phone

>>222243904
whose this nigel garage fella

>>222243904
Blog the fuck on you utterly boring mong

graduated uni a year ago today and still havent applied for a full-time job. cant keep using the excuse of working retail part-time so i can have a "break". should just kill myself to avoid toiling ever again

>>222243925
this is not us, we do not threaten other people with rape in our community. seven weeks of re-education for you

>>222243942
Hitler lost

>>222243921
when they're raping kids shouldn't the label be pedophile?
just a thought

yeah so I’m doing it (voting for Reform)

cannot and WILL NOT stop eating gherkins lads i sliced up a couple with some peanut butter on toast and it was peng. they improve everything

>>222243944
>should just kill myself to avoid toiling ever again
kek this is me

>>222243921
<The migrant community's contribution

>>222243951
Yes mate we all did history in school but i didn’t come here to see you ramble

>>222243944
what degree did you waste your time and money on then? or was it daddy's money?

>>222243588
mad im older than this guy. not that any of you know what i look like to compare but still

'o-op 'icrowaveable 'eal in the 'icrowave

>>222243944
honestly main reason to toil is to make friends/get girls
it's not axtually about money

>>222243904
Farage was never a banker
Why does leftypol always get this wrong

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hitler lost

Rupert Lowe more like Stupid Cow

>>222243944
I just haven't applied for anything in years

yet to find the sarnie that sliced up gherkins don't improve

I'll never have friends or sex

>>222244011
Mock the Week would love this chestnut

paused my degree with 1 year left because i cba and know i wont apply for shit after i finish because i dont like it

>>222244002
He literally was
You're a liar

>>222244028
i have both of these. it's alri tbf

>>222244002
Farage = bad
Bankers = bad
Therefore farage= banker

what are all of you going to do after uni then? just go on the dole forever?

Britain has in recent times become a nazi hellscape

gherkins = good

it is a bit weird though that we call non-whites 'people of colour' when whites are arguably the most colourful race
blacks or asians don't have such diverse hair or eye colours like us

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>>222244054

>>222243973
>>222244014
its all so tiresome
>>222243986
econ at kings, took student loans but commuted from home. just call me a workshy dosser instead of being rude about false stuff
>>222243997
are there any cute girls in civil service or is it just old receptionists?

>>222244050
four legs good two legs bad

>>222244054
beep sphere flipbook

>>222244042
Source?

>>222244073
i call them black arse niggers

>>222244054
i went straight into work where i have not had more than a month off since July 2018

>>222244036
Got into debt for nothing award

>>222244054
>going to do after uni then
mate I finished uni over a decade ago. I work in IT now, completely unrelated to my English Language degree :)

food is lowkey good

>From 1983 to 2003 Nigel Farage was a commodities trader working on behalf of various financial corporations, banks, and metal manufacturing companies in the City of London.
Well that settles it then, doesn't it?

Never went to uni. Never finished college. Tried to kill myself when I was 17 and got sectioned for menthol elves and I’ve just given up
Im 26 now so safe to say I’ve arsed it all up

>>222244073
I heard it so they can put the word people first, to emphasise it
In case we forget these are people and not animals they're talking about
apparently that's an easy mistake to make

>>222244101
just going with the flow honestly

Looks absolutely miserable out there. Where's the sun? Where's summer?

>>222244116
Very similar story to my own tbqh

im the missing link between human and slug

>>222244114
mad how this is who Rorke thinks will make his working class life better

>>222244143
said he's not allowed out for another week

Forced to create a new facebook profile because I neee to fucking buy something and nobody used gumtree any more. Piece of shit arse.

>>222244143
cancelled because of woke, reminded the biomass of the homelands they left you see

>>222244108
last night I had rice cakes with soft cheese, salmon paste, black pepper and sliced cucumber
thought it was the best thing ever
but then I had fish and chips with mushy peas and hot horseradish sauce and loads of salt and vinegar and that was even better
mental how good food can be sometimes

>>222244143
it got too excited last month and premature ejaculated so it's hiding away for a while out of embarrassment

My piss is black. Any idea what that means?

>>222244150
Never even began for sensitive young men such as ourselves

>>222244154
If he said he was going to tax the billionaires you'd believe him and vote for him wouldn't you

got really drunk last night
hate hangovers, me

No, we just leaving that up are we janny?

>>222244200
after uni i decided to never have a hangover again
just feel like death the whole next day

omds how has starmzy not gone yet!

>>222244196
That's not something he'd ever say
His entire purpose is to redirect wealth from the poor to the billionaire class
Using the immigration issue is just the easiest way to get in and do that.

>>222244200
I bet you drank 2 pints and think you're hungover. Poof.

Seen a lot of videos of the biomass going to places like Korea or Japan and being angry and outraged that they put pork in everything
Hmmmm might be something to that… no?

How do I hit on a gay man in Britain?

after 20 years of using truecrypt and veracrypt, i have finally switched. using cryptomator now. i am too tired to care about "advanced" geek crypto shit. i just need something to password protect my files and don't even care if gchq hypothetically crack my files

>>222244224
NOOOO YOU CANT SAY THAT YOURE A STINKY LEFTYPOL

>>222244240
How did you know to post her when I was here…? Played like 30 games as her yesterday and I think I lost a lot of faith in the intelligence of the overwatch community

>>222244253
Go to Yorkshire and slap a man's arse while saying "ay up, back on't bussy"

Ate an entire packet of bourbons in one sitting award

>>222244255
Cryptomator is good choice

>>222244248
rorke wearing a gaga pork suit every time he goes to <90% white areas

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>>222244224
that's funny because it seems to me that every time billionaires want to pull a scam it's always lefties they get to stop anyone from opposing it, by calling that opposition right wing or racist or fascist
occupy wall street, tried to stop the bailouts, got hijacked by "lefties" and their progressive stack
skimming billions off aid to ukraine? get leftypol to put a flag on his profile so everyone supports it
you cunts are exactly the reason billionaires get away with it all

>>222244276
faggot freak rapist

>>222244279
I've heard that works on the men of Melbourne

>>222244114
A commodities trader isn't a banker you mong

>>222244290
Little chipolata over the crotch

>>222244301
You have brain worms

>>222244305
Melbourne, Florida I reckon

>>222244303
screamer

>>222244303
What did I do nigga

Who's talking politics in my /brit/ thread

>>222243859
are you that nigga with phimosis

>>222244301
>Women and Gen Z saw the biggest losses
um... based

i don't believe in female orgasms

Thoughts on fighting games?
Street Fighter, Tekken, Mortal Kombat, Guilty Gear, Virtua Fighter, Dead or Alive, etc?

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juno is doomfists rapemeat

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>>222244318

>>222244389
i like street fighter tried learning tekken but its got too many moves

I kissed rorke and I liked it
Taste of his cherry chapstick

>>222244286
why does it rarely get recommended when it's the most usable and intuitive software? everyone's like use gocryptfs, ecryptfs, luks, rclone, etc. when for 99% of people all you need is something to lock and unlock some directories.

>>222244392
You are a raped bame

>>222244301
barely legible shizophrenic fascist post but leftists had progressives have quite literally never held power.
for decades we've lived under capitalist neoliberalism with strong pressure from the hard right which is now manifesting itself as open ethnonationalist terror and the burning of cars and houses on our streets

>>222244420
nahh you a hyper nonce

nigel farage selling iron ore in fally park

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Would.

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>Of course you know what it's all about these days don't you. BAMEs. They're everywhere. You turn on the telly, BAMEs. You walk down the street, everywhere BAMEs. Ogling my Nellie, and her privates!

The zoomer perception of aging is becoming increasingly unhinged

You'll have 23 year olds convinced they're still children calling 28 year olds unc

>>222244389
loved tekken 3, 4, and tag tournament when i was a kid
haven't really tried them as an adult and expect i would be utterly shit at them now anyway
luv hwoarang and r steve though

>>222244389
Peaked with Streetfighter 2. Mortal Kombat and Tekken came damn close to beating SF2 but no. That's the original and best. You all know it, well I'm saying it.

juno getting raped by female ow characters and theyre futas

>>222244307
Ah that makes it okay then I suppose. Upper class private school kids from leafy southern England who become City of London commodities traders really are the men of the people, your average bloke. Sure they have your interests at heart.

>>222244460
you seem a tad rattled
did the zoomers upset you again

>>222244460
raped millennial

I don't socialise with other people. Practically a slug, me

>>222244449
why would he do that? seems a weird place to sell it. even weirder that he’d be selling iron ore like it’s minecraft

>>222244440
the post would literally imply being the opposite of someone who needs to securely hide cp

Running downstairs into mummy's arms because someone called me rorke on the internet again

>>222244301
Marxism is the guardian angel of capitalism.
Adolf Hitler was the true socialist.

>>222244460
you have 28 year old uncs convincing 23 year olds that they aren't uncs

We're just a couple of bad dudes with mad attitudes

wild day on the island yesterday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO9Gp2EyHoQ

>>222244468
You said he was a banker and he wasn't. You then said because he was a trader that makes him a banker. You've shown yourself up as a mong you just parrots sixth form politics talking points.

>>222244439
>if you protest mass immigration that's FASCIST and you must be stomped into the ground
meanwhile billionaires are laughing at you and raking in more billions from cheap labour, skyrocketing house prices etc at the expense of the working class
you're such fucking tools

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>>222244492

i'm younc

>>222244505
You've never read a word of economic or political theory in your life. To be honest you're probably 14 o algo so I can't blame you.

hi lads I just got on the plane now to go to the world cup I'll be playing as the lead striker and hopefully I score lots of goals wish me luck x

got the nothing on. it not lush

>>222244536
its heathermong he spent the last 5 years of his life posting about black mens cocks

>>222244504
why do we slaughter them and hurt them :(

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>>222244543
have fun harry x

>>222244525
How does burning people's houses down because you think there might be brown people living on the same street stop the billionaires then, if your fascist ideology is so good for the working class?

>>222244566
haha based. love it

>>222244566
wholesome

>>222244566
Legend

>>222244558
shouldn't taste so good if they don't want to be slaughtered

Sticking my cock in a Powerpuff girl plushie and running around the house with it naked

the key lesson we've learned from this whole situation is that northern ireland has never been worth the trouble and never will, and the sooner we abandon that shithole the better

>>222244566
Really got no clue how it’s possible but basically every English footballer has that vacant mongy look about them

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good night

>>222244543
>>222244566
imagine if harry maguire actually post here that would be mental

got the shakira on
in a world cup mood you see

>>222244536
Wrong

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>>222244624
byeee

update: i am currently sat a little off to the right side of my monitor instead of being directly in line with it

>>222244633
Rorke's first rape victim

>>222244624
what is THAT?!

Sportsball basically encourages groid worship.
No idea how normalfags still follow it.

>>222244633
used to knob these like crazy

>>222244630
Got one of me first remembered boners from the whenever wherever video when I was a young'un

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>>222244504
me when I see another pig in hte bribt

>>222244655
give it a rest

update: uhhhhhhh I think about men's hard cocks twenty four seven and tried to suck my own once by bending against the radiator

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Got to be up for toil at 4:15 am tomorrow, just over 12 hours from now

>>222244624
sexy. good night

seasideMARK onlyfans

>>222244645
moved the 4chan browser from the righthand side of my screen to the left because of your post

>>222244579
That's a symptom of the division, caused deliberately by the billionaires who imported people they knew were going to rape and murder
the more divided and chaotic the society, the easier it is to oppress it
I don't support burning innocent peoples houses down any more than you support the attempted beheading that sparked it
but this could all have been avoided by allowing a reasonable argument against mass immigration to be heard and understood and shape policy instead of FUCK YOU NAZIS REFUGEES ARE WELCOME HERE followed by unlimited men from the worst hellholes on earth

Going to pretend i didn’t just see someone call a random baby animal sexy.

>>222244664
Mad how tasty they are

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reservation for one..please

>>222244693
nice one 3 videos a day of him washing his pooey arse in the sink

and the latest from catberg?

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>>222244566

>>222244621
all they've ever had to do is play football usually since they were like 8, don't really need to be clever

>>222244719
You eat some utter fucking shite you

fuck man why does it have to be so cold

yeah Harry can score goals and that but I would quickly outwit him in a game of words

>>222244735
Took me a moment because his mouth is closed

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>>222244729
He's resting :)

>>222244775
no way. i reckon he knows hundreds of words. thousands maybe

>>222244775
would fucking shatter him in a game of scrabble i can tell you that much

>>222244805
cor. hope you have a pleasant rest of your day Ms. Woman x

Freeze dry the biomass and smash them to pieces with hammers

>>222244439
>progressives have quite literally never held power.
It takes quite a lot of power to enable thousands of pakistani men to rape tens of thousands of white british girls and get away with it for decades

rorke winning the best handwriting award in primary school

>>222244855
not me, left handed, you see

Both conservatives and progressives like immigration. Only a national form of socialism protects the working man from immigration and its effects.

Blowing rorke up with my mind

feel like shit. doesnt help my house is so cold. genuinely considering putting the heating on 4pm in afternoon in June

leftypol turning down his bunsen burner certification because the OBE means order of the british empire, and he's been fighting against empire all his life, he's been fighting against slavery and colonialism all his life

>>222244901
leftyhand smudging every single word he just wrote as his writing hand drags across the paper

made a post in another thread that was meant for /brit/

>>222244954
happens to us all

In the entire history of the UK there has never been a single recorded case of a transgender person assaulting someone, raping someone, committing any kind of crime in a public toilet or changing rooms.
Yet according to Amnesty International there are on average 9 anti-trans rights articles published in British newspapers every single day.
There has never been a more disproportionate scapegoating of a minority group in human history.

>>222244938
leftypol accepting the bunsen burner certification after he sees the acronym

Rorke's joke going on too long but he thinks it's funny so he posts it anyways but nobody laughs

Again - 0 crimes committed ever, 9 articles per day accusing them of being predators.
That's Britain.

>>222244973
You had me right up until the last line
9/10 didn't fall for it

I will literally be in bed within a few hours to be up at 4:15 am for ALDI toil. How did I get to this point

got in trouble at work cuz i said "while you're down there" to a bird at work when she was kneeling down in front of me to unjam a printer fs. one of my favourite lines that normally gets a giggle but apparently not anymore.

>>222245046
>Waaah I hate facts that hurt my feelings I get all my information from 4chan

>go to buy something
>see online its 50% end of financial year
>go after work to store irl
>actually it’s only 40% off in store
>store person won’t change the price even tho it’s cheaper online + shipping

Again - 0 black women approached, 9 posts per day accusing him of being changed by them.
That's Rorke.

i love you
you love me
we a happy family

I challenge you to find any other minority group that has committed 0 violent or sexual crimes in bathrooms or changing rooms.

Trans people are literally statistically the LEAST likely people to commit such crimes.
Trans people are simultaneously the statistically MOST likely people to be accused of being a risk of committing said crimes in our media.

>>222245072
They approach him. Something in him was changed.

tried playing as Germany in HoI4 but they've utterly gimped it and made it impossible to do anything because your economy is slowly becoming strangled to death

>>222245120
Hmm you're just bad at the game I reckon.

>>222244973
>uh oh the lefties might be questioning their loyalty to the billionaire cause, quick, hit them with the trans rights mind control psyop
leftypol: "you mean mass immigration and hating white people was all just a billionaire scam to oppress... *click* TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS"
>hehe too easy

We all watching Mexico Vs South Africa later then or what?

Okay Siri, what are the odds I got for a second pint

>>222245149
Have you played Germany recently? Since it got reworked?

>>222245162
nah going to bed

>>222245159
So let me get this straight, you're claiming communists support billionaires?
Why don't you run that thought through your thick skull a few more times before posting in future, yeah?

>>222245162
...yeh

>>222245112
I bet some random trans person just told you that and you believed it without question

>>222245203
The good thing about statistics is you can Google them if you doubt them.

>>222245162
got bedtime at 8pm so no

>>222245168
Hmm yeah. Easy as ever, typically cap the UK by mid 40.