Glenda edish
life is a highway has got to be one of the best karaoke tunes of all time
/brit/ of an evening is really shit
>>222248662That DEI attitude cost us the Euros didn't it? Remember? They missed those penalties? And that lad was in here after saying he lost his entire friend group because he shouted the gamer word in the pub when we lost
A gun rack? I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack.
This country is like eastern Europe but full of wogs
a wank could be on the cards
it's comingsoccer's coming home
>Performative couples give me the ickCope and Seethe
>>222248756>And that lad was in here after saying he lost his entire friend group because he shouted the gamer word in the pub when we lostobviously didn't happenwhy are you so gullible
Do normals get drunk before or during the football match?
>Seventy-eight children were potentially harmed after being given puberty blockers and hormone treatments by an NHS GP clinic, a report has found.
>>222248747Dunno don't do politics mate
nth for the baddiedem
thought my network shares had fucked themselves but i got them working so thats good
>>222248776pick me behaviourshe has internalised misogyny
>>222248756Heard you the first time
>>222248784After when they go out to clubs looking for sex
>>222248776is this your autistic ritual
>>222248787imagine being a gp and just sissifying boys at willcor....
>>222248776Very mentally deformed little fella aren't you to have all these saved
>>222248756Just wanna say thanks for reposting my post in the new. I didn't want to do it myself but I was gutted thinking it'd get missed.
>>222248784before, drinks at the game are always bafflingly expensive, dont know how anyone can afford to get pissed
Mr Tim, I know it's a bit early but it's time for your early bedtime
what times the footy start lads
doing a play on gay porn words
>>222248705Good to hear. Glad she's alright. Hospitals are grim and scary.
people say no estrogen pills for underage trannys but that means they wont pass. country of non passing trannys. sad
>>222248782Incredible can't believe how fucking clueless they all are. Newish thing on reddit that's been pissing me off is people will post a comment being like "didn't this famous person do this thing?" and then someone else comes in and goes "yeah blahblah in this year they did this thing". Obviously just comment bots setting up wikipedia or previous highly voted comments to get karma. I fucking hate the dead internet.
>>222248843Tim must do some horrendous shits with the amount he eats and drinks
>>222248850is he doing a bradders face
i think im going fall asleep before the game starts
>>222248850It's in USA so it'll be about 3am innit
>>222248830We have jobs that allow us to buy drinks?!?!??!??!!?! I'm not 19 any more I can afford drinks in the pub you shut-in mong
>>222248776You can tell they've been married under 2 years. She hasn't gotten fat yet
>>222248850About an hour and a half after this post
>>222248865they say this but are upset when you let them know they are nonces
had appendicitis once, doc said i was lucky i got to the hospital when i did or it would've burst they gave me morphine tho which was an odd feeling, like i couldn't feel my neck and the room was spinning
I'm so lonely I could almost meet up with one of you and fuck your little arse
>>222248830yank stadiums are just expensivet. long-time scrandle experthttps://scrandle.com/
need to be on drugs 24/7 but I have no job so no money to buy drugs. could get a loan from the bank perhaps
get the WC pre-show watched
what actually is this
>>222248958liquified biomass fumes
not sure why i posted that titchy one
nothing but goobers in here
>>222248958Chinese poison unironicallymost disposable vapes contain significant amounts of lead and other toxic chemicals https://www.ucdavis.edu/news/disposable-e-cigarettes-more-toxic-traditional-cigarettes
the new gaff
30 year old manchild sucking on a rainbow bit of fruit flavoured plastic and then releasing a cloud
Business idea: learn self hypnosis and hypnotise myself to feel happy and comfortable all the time
Good day to you chaps. I have most splendid news. My parents are going on a trip and I have the whole house to myself!
>>222248953Lol bro watches legacy media
>>222248864Thx m8. Yeah they are so grim, there was a woman with dementia in there yesterday who had to be moved because she kept trying to get up to go to the toilet because she didn't understand her catheter, really sad. And other such bleak sad situations. Not a nice place to be.
wasnt worth posting the first time either, and especially wont be the third time
>>222248919nooo that sounds horrible and would be even worse if you slap me about a bit while youre doing it but we cuddle afterwards and you make sure i feel safe
I’m the anon which said fuck it, I am gonna drink today. Well I am drinking, and sadly without any Bulgarian meze.Beer is amazing though, some 8.something% stout.
>>222248958>HHCP (hexahydrocannabiphorol) is a highly potent, synthetic cannabinoid manufactured in laboratories from hemp-derived CBD. It binds much more efficiently to the body's CB1 receptors than standard HHC, offering significantly more intense and long-lasting psychoactive effects.
>>222248997What does catyank plan to do with all this time to himself
need more vitamin d3
>>222248998get the Sidemen & Mr Beast last to leave the circle wins $50000 youtube video watched
Am so shit talking about current issues with cotoilers>er yeah I think good things are good
>>222248997Porn on the big TV is it?
>>222249059um
>>222249059Oooh sexy feet
>>222249059Why are they so red?
>>222249032When did you last drink?
>>222249096shes underage
>>222249096they're blushing
>>222249049i just comform to whoever i am talking to. was talking to a gammon earlier and was talkimg how bad the attack on that guy in belfast was. then i was talking to an office foid and we agreed how bad the rioting was and how stupid they are. then i was talking to some normal cunt who fixes the printer when it breaks and we just talked about football. lifes easy when you have no opinion
>>222249012mallardlad glow up
Did you do "tune in Tokyo" in school in Britain?
It's so over
>>222248973bizzaro notsoerudite
willy fills with blood when looking at peng women
This is how an ideal woman looks
>>222249158one of the most despicable women around
>>222249155>6gb for £820 year old plan, upgrade and get unlimited for £8
>>222249122Haha what? Er not sexy feet then ahaha
the men kick the ball tonight.
sucked a poo up me arse
>>222249140Ktim social chameleon makes life easier
im just glad it is happeningi knew ireland would lead the way
pat testing at my flat today and as a result the oven timer has reset and it now just flashing at me with displaying the wrong timewhat a disaster
Alright, fatty roll call timeIf you're fat make yourself known
on the nicotine
>>222249234lol even I was a chad compared to this freak
>>222249237Ireland aren't in the World Cup?
Lost my virginity when I was 14 and still sometimes close my eyes and think about riding that year 10 schoolgirl when I'm riding my wife. Does that make me a nonce?
>>222249242i know how to fix that
Erm rorke? Why is there a fork in the spoon compartment??? You KNOW forks go in the fork compartment and spoons go in the spoon compartment. RORKE? ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME??
>>222249251
>>222249261'
>>222249251*Raises paw*
>>222249261:\
>>222249234how can you bald that badly as a high school kid man what the fuck
>>222249261Nah cos in your mind you're 14 too
>>222249105over a month ago
>>222249266yeah just press all the buttons in different combinations for 15 minutes until it displays the vaguely correct time
>>222249283mutt genetics destroys the body's DHT regulation
Your honour, I may look 32. But that's actually cap
>>222249178need you locked up
>>222249274>>222249279Just remember, it's not your faultObesity is a complex disease
>>222249261wondered similarly beforefor instance, let's say you have photos from your old school crushes myspaces still saved from 15 years agowould it be noncey to wank to them with the memories in mind
Watching the sopranos again instead of the gay cup
>>222249283must be absolutely filled to the brim with test I mean look at him
>>222249317Nah it isn't I'm just a fat cunt who likes his food
>>222249321'
>>222249317oh I likes to eat
>>222249284Phew that's relieving>>222249281>>222249275Not helpful really
>>222249317solved by a drug that simply diminishes appetite
>>222249287youll make it worse woman
>>222249345just start smoking
>>222249184huh? she doesn't seem that bad. I respect for up against andrew wilson and his insults then giving her own back in debates
Imagine telling your wife you think of shagging 14 year olds whilst you're fucking her
I'm ol greg
>>222249346if oven clocks were supposed to display the correct time they wouldn't have them run slow by like a minute every couple of weeks
>>222249342Based selective listener
Getting the fish and chips delivered can't be stopped, likely to need a quick visit to the premier up the road to acquire a beer or four
feels like a friday but it's not
Missed the fatty roll call because I was busy stuffing my face with a croissant
>>222249323EAT OUR SHIT?!
I'm going to see my fat fwb tonight bros. She likes sucking cock and she does anal. Her ass is so huge. Gonna be fun putting toys up her whole while she has a wand against her clit.The post nut clarity of "eww, fat girl" is ALWAYS there and I hate having it. How can I fix this? I want to nut and continue going.
>>222249383Drink of choice?
>>222249370>>222248367
laptop gently heating me bollockswasnt using them anyway
absolutely mental that the two most populous countries in the world (China and India) can’t put together a footy team capable of out-qualifying Jordan or Uzbekistan
>>222249393Surprised you managed to type this all out with your fat fingers
>>222249383tried fish and chips ubereatsed once but the fucking brown shitskinned paki currymunching indian cunt took too long so the chips got to me lukewarm and soggytragedy
>>222249398Shag someone attractive instead>>222249370Obviously not telling her am I you weirdo
>>222249284>>222249261>>222249321Yes you are straight up a nonce and you were a nonce back then. Nigga in secondary school fucking a prepubescent primary schooler.
>>222249416curacao has qualified meanwhile
/sp/ has england and scotland flags for the world cupwish we had those flags on /int/
bloody well sick of them
>>222249439is this why rorke is racist because his slop wasnt delivered in a timely manner?
>>222249445bait confusing year 10 for 10 year old
>>222249444Why not? You could do a bit of roleplay
>>222249445Year 10 is age 14-15 you mongoloid >nigga Cop on
cant wait to see some fit latinas in the crowd
>>222249445AHA you dumbass
right now Ms Employed Woman is snoring away dreaming of working tomorrow at Aldi
Defo are a nonce cos you are getting horny about the thought of sexing a 14 year old. No it doesn't matter that you were 14, you aren't anymore.
>>222249453the fuck is that
I know what you're thinking. Here comes Old Greg.
>>222249393Says it all really doesn't itBut no seriously don't listen to the arseholes on here. We should be proud at any size!
oh the ball is being kicked tonight is it? the big ball kicking tournament is beginning tonight is it?
fuck sake i should have got beers
guarantee i am one of the top ten most sleepy boys in northern europe right now
Can't tell whether the posters accusing the year 10 shagger of being a nonce are seething incels or seething foids
dire
>>222249509yes mate *heems you in the bollocks*
>>222249502fly trap, filled with flies summertime out in the country is brimming with them xxxx
Viva la meckiko!!
>>222249519>georgie lyall>team england
We at /brit/ are coming down with World Cup Fever
>>222249534tried not growing a forest inside your house?
>>222249517All the more evidence that we live in a URINE NATION
>>222249513hi im also sleepy
>>222249519>Tanya Tate What fucking year is it?
Remembering fucking your school gf is basically cp inside your skull and you should be arrested for it and have some kind of electric shock therapy or whatever to scrub the memory. Don't see how it's legal. How is it being stored in neurons any different to being stored on a hard drive?
>>222249571someone needs to fight against the deforestation in the amazon
>>222249519Canada needs Marley Brinx
>>222249534Are those drugs you naughty naughty man
Electric CBT with ten thousands volts shooting up your japseye every time you think about shagging 14 year olds
>nooo you're not allowed to remember things that's heckin bad
proto-gf double texting me. bruh leave me alone
The main blame goes on Europeans and colonization by trading racial purity and cohesion for cheap temporary labor. America was turned into a mulatto stud farm instead of a proper country, now we live the consequences. Africans should be in the prairies roaming free isolated from the rest of the world not wearing jeans and sun glasses in America and Europe.
>>222249549I will need to inform my GP about this and hopefully she will world cup my balls
>>222249400I was going for a fine polish lager but had already been on the red wine so decided to stick to that. I know fish and red wine isn't classy but I was born a pleb and will die a pleb. >>222249439Think I got lucky with timing, driver was on his way a minute after ordering and now he's on his way to me so think should be pleasantly fresh
>>222249519horrid front-page-of-xvideos tier slop
>>222249534 those fly ribbons are the best traps
>>222249649>RedToo dry in my experience, always did prefer white but fair play
thoughts on the japanese female?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUTRWkTy79E
>>222249654only freemason theory i think that holds some weight is the deathgrips lyrics conspiracy
might go and become a rastaclat ting
>>222249654one more is spamming/flooding btw
anyone want gaping?
>>222249686oh shut the fuck up you boring cunt
masons are a fucking joke lmao genuinely funny how THATS the big bad thing schizos are still onits a circlejerk for old men where you pay to get a fancy ring that makes you look better
I got five on itI got four that I can keephttps://youtu.be/Cm9iZ7kJLto
rorke hearing his ringtone suddenly and getting scared
Muslimbros....https://files.catbox.moe/3d99ez.mp4
in bed eating some cheese and some bread
a reminder to my fellow quiz freaks that equatorial guinea changed their capital this year
>>222249519wonder if the jeet who plopped this out knows that literally everyone on the woman's team is a massive lezzer
>>222249585demented take. CP is illegal because harm was done to create it and barn is propagated by watching it. Two teenagers fucking does not cause harm, and neither is harm caused by those individuals remembering themselves shagging 15 years later.
>>222249607…yh (cucumbers)
volumes.
>>222249668I like white wine when it's hot but it's fucking bullshit weather lately. Can't be drinking red in the heat, feels weird drinking white in the cold. Actually considering putting the heating on (I won't)
>>222249733inshallah he must repent and fuck goats instead lol
>>222249749>barn is propagatedHarm is propagated
have you ever bought anything from a car boot sale?
>>222249749>barn is propagatedamish at it again
>>222249732In middle school my friend's ringtone was "I'm Old Greg"
poo harm
poo
Got a feeling this will be a bit of a gay porn world cup
>>222249712That's what they want you to think. That's the type of lodge my grandad was in but the US money has all that shit on it for a reason. Rothschilds secret knowledge is hidden from us for a reason.
poo darn
Sir barn propagator
What's your shagger level lads?>Shagger Apprentice (1 shag)>Shagger Novice (2-4 shags)>Shagger Initiate (5-10 shags)>Shagger Knight (11-20 shags)>Shagger Expert (21-35 shags)>Deputy Shagmaster (36-55 shags)>Vice Shagmaster (56-80 shags)>Shagmaster (81-99 shags)>Grand Shagmaster (100+ shags)
self poo harming because I can't be bothered to eat more fiber
posting from america in a hotel hi:)
I'm your friend, the watermelon man :D
We've got John Terry on the World Cup Studio here lol
tung tung starmer
>>222249830I'd come under grand shagmaster but it was all with one girl
getting blacked
Worst opening ceremony of all time
>>222249830grow up
>>222249860Shut up it had fitties
>>222249851Should have clarified separate women
>>222249830virgin freak
>>222249830If by shags you mean women then deputy shagmaster and this is where i shall retire as I have a wife. If you mean individual shags then I am a grand shagmaster and should be invited onto shagons den to invest (spunk) in new emerging ideas (nubiles)
mad how boring life is
>>222249884Without booze yes
>>222249681came for the jap ting stayed for the beat
>>222249881dude shut the frick up
>>222249884life is what you make it
we must go back
>>222249903I am a shit craftsman then
>>222249884there are lads itt with 35+ notches on the bed post and vivid memories of sexual escapades with schoolgirls and you're here bleating on about life being boring lol lmao
Little tweety bird outside singing Barbie Girl by Aqua lol
>>222249919imagine flying a plane into a buildingthe spectaclethe audacity
>>222249927you sound underage
Didn't they used to call you marriage
>>222249921>>222249921new
Teaching my dog to say heil hitler when I lift my arm up
>>222249841John "Paki Basher" Terry? Allowed on telly again?
>>222249871If I want to wank I'll watch porn
My hair is irritatingly frizzy. Really gets on my nerves
>>222249939They were a part of historyWhat have YOU done
>>222249881have you ever smacked your wife on the arse
>>222249963I'm bald
>>222249953Oh mercy
>>222249965i used to live in the same building as gok wan
>>222249963get on the conditioner and curlymaxx
>>222249950at some point i think we're going to have to force the west to become christian again
>SEX!don’t care
>>222249261>ridingHow can you "ride" a woman in bed? the woman can ride the man in cowgirl
>>222249841Remember when John Terry posted he was watching a match commentated on by females without the volume on, and then in response to the backlash he said that the volume had broken on the television repair people had come to his house to fix it.
>>222249881do you call your wife sugar plum
>>222249988Haha i know who you areReckon I know your posts too
shagging a man's arse
Roses are redViolets are blueI think of shagging 14 year oldsWhen I'm with you
Honestly don’t give a fuck about the World Cup unless Tung Tung Tung sahur is in it
>>222249995A certain 1% nose tribe wouldn't like that
>>222249988Omg can I have your autograph? What was he really like?
Today, I feel horny
You know when nonces are in the thread because if someone mentions a teenage girl in any way they’ll bring it up for the rest of the thread and accost you if you call them a nonce
gok wan more like cock man
>>222249988Ever shag him up the arse?
changed my mind about aurelia, not a bad came I mean game
>>222250026i've got some news for you
>>222250002lmao
Global White Unity is inevitable.
>>222250064I don't think anyone here is a nonce
FOOTBALLFOOTBALL EVERYWHEREENDLESS FOOTBALL FOREVEREVERYWHERE YOU GOFOOTBALL FOOTBALL
flashed my arse at the cat and she ran away
>>222250086Yeah it’s awful
wadding up the receipts in my wallet and popping it in my gob like a gumball for an excellent suck
>>222250075can you go be ethiopian somewhere else
mi tink mi gwaan wank mi own cock
Love footballHate football culture
>>222249899>>222249975>>222250008Why did you respond to that post 3 times
>>222250082Not even the ones who post about the “cuties” or the missing children? Or the one who just post something like “14 :)”
>>222250106ktim
Hate football Hate football culture
the new:
>>222250115Think you're just making posts up mate
hate footballlove football culture
im in the wrong way in bed and burrowed under the covers lying on my tummy so i can be on the laptop and see the TV at the same time and be warm
>>222250102jeff is this thread's Reasonable Blackman (fl. 1579–1592)
imagine hallucinating /brit/ posts, what a fall from grace that must be
>>222250115It's ironicIt's.okay if it's ironic
raccoon girl detected
>>222250133rubber dinghy rapids bro
>>222250133Pream
mad how there's John Terry but no Tohn Jerry
>>222250143reckon her dad shagged a raccoon?
>45 minutes until the World Cup
>>222250128*flails around in a blind, frothing rage*
>>222250152Hardly reasonable is he? Half of his posts are basically just nonsense and the other half are about converting to Judaism (for some reason)
I'll be tucked up in bed before the football starts, me
A good way to give your keyboard a clean between the keys is to wrap a wet wipe around a bank card and slide it along.
>>222250182all the racist urges to riot leaving my body as soon harry scores a fooking screamer
FOOTIECOME ON MANSCORE THE GOALYAYFOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL
>>222250203noooo you'll miss costa rica vs. vanuatu o algo
shant be watching
>>222250178That nigga shagged his fist mate
Mexico XI: Rangel; Reyes, Montes, Vásquez, Gallardo; Lira, Fidalgo, Gutiérrez; Alvarado, Jiménez, Quiñones. South Africa XI: Williams; Mudau, Sibisi, Okon, Mbokazi, Modiba; Mokoena, Sithole, Adams; Rayners, Foster.
FOOOOTBBAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL
>>222250198he also doesn't reply most of the time when you ask him somethingbut i imagine the real reasonable blackman was probably the same
>>222250203alri tim
>>222250235based
>>222250235>Sithole
>>222250203me? i'll be half an hour gooned by then
>>222250203
my sithole hurts :\
>>222250235>>222250259It's Sithole from a Shit hole!
The 'berg desires the fish
>>222250259sreaming
IT'S A BALLIT GETS KICKEDIT'S FOOTBALL
new >>222250295>>222250295>>222250295
>>222250305>>222250305>>222250305
>>222250304I know it's great isn't it
>>222250182Hours and hours of boredom lie ahead
