>dancing haram>regional culture haram>drawing pictures of living beings haram>all art that is not of plants and geometric patterns haram>different kinds of clothing haram>dogs haram>gambling haram>anything that depends on luck or randomness is technically gambling even if for no monetary stakes, haram>therefore all games like board games, chess, and videogames are haram>all musical instruments besides percussion to accompany chanting and keep the beat haram>therefore all music that is not acapella religious chanting with an optional drum is haram>alcohol haram>pork haram>trading stocks is haram>entering the bathroom with your left foot haram>wiping your anus with toilet paper haram>shaving your beard haram>celebrating birthdays haram>celebrating holidays haram>yawning haram>not praying 5 times a day haram>and a million different other thingsIt's inhuman to force people to live such a robotic, joyless, and boring life like this. How do you even manage piety and obeying all the rules of Islam without going insane?
>>222249197>tf>tp
1 minute hahaha>>222249154
https://islamicwisdom.neocities.org/Islam is the truth, it is obvious
this is disrespectful to other cultures
>>222250268>>222252697Fags
>>222249197>>all musical instruments besides percussion to accompany chanting and keep the beat haramSpiritually black
>>222249197You are jewish
>>222249197Is foot fetish haram or is that halal.What do the scholars say.Just curious lol.
>>222249197forgot curtains
>>222249197>and will be asked to give life to (what he has created)so allah is ok with ai waifus?
>>222249197This post is haramAlhamdulillah
>>222253761This was addressed very clearly by Wabbi Bugho (PBUH) when he stated in Hadith 847 sunnah 12:37 that gazing upon the human foot with lust is wammi if it is not viewed with the ma’lik’ir of sha’ashboog when the al-rahmir of wa’abiya has not ruled in favor of a jamji’ir if it is da’awiyah, otherwise it is shammi wala’qir but never impermissibly hoot’hoot. Hope this helps :)
>>222249197>chessDoes not depend on randomness anon
islam really is no fun allowed the religion
>>222253789My kind of thread
Catholics are complete opposite of all of that. We don't read the Bible literally or without any context.For example, if a person commits suicide they can be spared from hell if they were mentally ill or if they regretted at the last moment, you aren't going there just because "the scripture" says so, God works through justice so he considers the context and circumstances important.
>>222254244>Catholics are complete opposite of all of that. We don't read the Bible yeah we can tell
The bible has funny ones too
>>222253761Everything besides buttsex
>>222256200wtf based
>>222256277then why did muhammad get zuttted?
>>222256303I think you're just interperating a hadith in the gayest possible way
>>222256200That's oddly specific.Did this happen once and then they didn't know what to do so they asked YHWH and that's what he said? Lol.
>>222256466>meets naked men in the desert known for their sexual virility>they 'ride' him>he comes back sore and exhausted >Aisha later scrapes semen off his robes with her hands
>>222256605
>>222254063Burhambbaallah brother
>>222257117GEEEEEEGwhy are they always so fucking gay can muhammed go five seconds without kissing another man
>>222249197>>anything that depends on luck or randomness is technically gambling even if for no monetary stakes, haram>>therefore all games like board games, chess, and videogames are haramto my knowledge chess is banned because people DID gamble on it, not because of any randomness of which there is none.
>>222254063>>>222253761>This was addressed very clearly by Wabbi Bugho (PBUH) when he stated in Hadith 847 sunnah 12:37 that gazing upon the human foot with lust is wammi if it is not viewed with the ma’lik’ir of sha’ashboogyou had me till here
>>222249197>meanwhile getting your bussy busted open by jeets is halal IDGI
>all art that is not of plants and geometric patterns haramdamn, visited some kurdish family once and they had a small carpet with pics of roostersguess they missed that one
How did Islam take such a strong foothold over there? Religions usually have to give some leeway to shit like this in order to grow. Christiniaty has a bunch of stupid shit like this but people just stopped following them.
>>222249197please be patient he had autism
>>222259218Islam says it's final and unchangeable hence why you have Muslims acting like they live in 600 AD
>>222249197>dancing haramgood, your tiktok dances are cringe>regional culture haramfalse or misleading depending on how you look at it, Muslims had India and Africa and they're still what they are, unlike North America, Australia, or wherever else westerners invade>drawing pictures of living beings haramgood, getting tired of seeing trump half-naked on /pol/>all art that is not of plants and geometric patterns haramfuck your tranime>different kinds of clothing haramyou mean dressing properly?>dogs haramdirty mutts, i live in one of the wealthiest areas in the US and white houses reek of wet dog and have hairs everywhere>gambling haramyes.>anything that depends on luck or randomness is technically gambling even if for no monetary stakes, haram>therefore all games like board games, chess, and videogames are haramnot true but Islam would've prevented lootboxes in games which is based>all musical instruments besides percussion to accompany chanting and keep the beat haram>therefore all music that is not acapella religious chanting with an optional drum is harambased, Islam would've prevented screamo and rap>alcohol haramyes.>pork harampork doesnt even have much of a taste, its for people who cant properly feed animals, chicken is better>trading stocks is haramIslam wouldve prevented /biz/? based. its just a way for the wealthy to exploit you anyway>entering the bathroom with your left foot haram>wiping your anus with toilet paper haramboth false and not observed by any Muslims>shaving your beard haramill give you this, but growing a beard is just a suggestion>celebrating birthdays haramits bad if you're narcissistic, which westurds are>celebrating holidays haramwe have holidays retard are you crying that there arent bullshit holidays for random people?>yawning haramim about to with these talking points>not praying 5 times a day haram-crying about people taking their religion seriously>and a million different other thingspost it
>>222256200I like reading funny bible verses to my family.
imagine having your child bride make you a cute cushion for you and you sperg out like that. what a fucking lunatic
>>222249197this is actually so hilariously autistic
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>>222249197>>222249197Banning alcohol and gambling is a good thingNot sure if some of the other stuff ara haram too. Maybe in Saudi Arabia o algo asi
>>222256277Shias think it's allowed but discouraged.
>>222254244It's even more of a meme because you think that current priests can't interpret the holy word better than the actual writers.
Good. Muslims live in a prison of their own choosing. They could be free any day they wanted by reverting to atheism. If they choose slavery that’s on them
>>222258817Some sunnis will allow if the face is wiped out
>>222259331Every religion does thatIt's the whole point of having a religion>>222259218Good question. Maybe because historically most muslims didn't actually followed it.I know that Ismail I of the Safavids drank alcohol.
>>222259413>chicken is betterBeef moggs
>>222259855Islam is more of a totalitarian legal code than it is a religion
>>222259873The difference between the two didn't appeared until the enlightenment.
>>222256200I don't see what's wrong with this
>>222249197sounds like if some retard came up with random shit and made a cult out of it
>>222249197They're living such a disciplined life with no joys but then they're still useless at war or stem anywayWhat's the point lmao
>>222249197
>>222254063Brother, please correct your jam'jood. All who are adherents of true sha'ash-boogi'ya KNOW that in Hadith 9740 sunnah 16:32 - 19:54 that Whabbi' Bugh'o found himself al-raaz'gul in the desert of al-shimmi and went out to the mounting stones of Wa'ab (hence his title) but it was there that he saw a sha'doobi that was hwa'houbi. The eleven twelvers wrote that one who is al-diqi could NOT EVER be jamji'ir before heaven, dahwoodi. This would be shammi brother, it couldn't not even be made to be whammi by Jabba'al-Jarjari. As it was recorded in the life of Whabbi' Bugh'o that he went before the council of Ja'waa Al-Tat'oowiyn who found that he was rasmaq before the prophet (أكول) and that he was only made sham' al-hoot'hootiya by consuming the qhumqhum fruit water, but it did not work the first two times fa'd-halii, because it was drank. Please speak jayeer jood'hooti brother.
>>222259413Get out of my country loser
>>222259839Does animal face count as face? Maybe a stupid question but I got the association from finnish as the word for human face is different from "face" in general.
>>222249197majority of muslims do not live like this though
>>222249197mohammed was the first disney adult
>>222253789Did muhammad have autism?
>>222249197>locking your entire race out of the finer arts because some chud got mad at his wife's gift 1500 years agokek
>>222256550Reminds me of the verse about a badly and bears:"From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys."
>>222266692qrd?
>>222259413pork tastes good and the chinese do it bestchina > towelheads
Retardation the religion.
