Heart of Hope edition
Mad how badly I fucked my life up
>>222258570ktim 30 year old jobless virgin freak rotting away in my smelly incel bedroom
>>222258570What happened?
>>222258584ktim but I'm 25
>>222258561overwatch has such samey looking charactershate hero shooters where every character has a similar body model and 50,000 skins that make them look completely different. its bad character design if you can't instantly know who you're shooting at no matter the range
>>222258592You can always change things for the better lad
>>222258581Was hoping she'd fall in
>>222258584Not too late. Do you have a family history of schizophrenia or bipolar, and do you have or suspect you have any personality disorders? Because if you don't, mushrooms. But if you do? How do you feel about gambling...
>>222258601I don't have any life force in me honestly
>>222258570I'm so unhappy i'd kill myself, but if i've just put in 2 fresh vape cartridges so I might as well stay alive.
any aryan beast man in
>>222258614I done shrooms probably 50 times. not into gambling.
>>222258637no
Off you go Zarheed
>>222258640yea
>>222258637
>>222258658can i see your penis
>>222258623you can do it lad, i'm sure of it
Would love to be an unlicensed doctor
genuinely touching my knob right now
>>222258614I have a family history of bipolar but I don't think its that because my mood only goes between empty and suicidal. Never seen the appeal in gambling honestly.
>>22225864450 times? holy shit
>>222258654crazy how no american has ever heard of northern ireland
>>222258644Are you bipolar briton?
>>222258670Was this a success story or was it a horror story?
>>222258647>Arrest that man in the tall hat at once! >He looks ridiculous!
>>222258637am shy
>>222258675yeah i used to set out in the morning and eat them as i found them. over did it 2bh>>222258685no
nth for the gyaldem
>>222258686Never really considered the perspective of his patients, I've always had it logged as a success story with a Scorsese movie ending probably.
>>222258694you're a horse
>>222258647
>>222258709most mindraped porn addict award
got to stop being a drugsmong
>>222258709Corr why dont attractive birds like this have willys?
>>222258561pining to pinch those cheeks
>>222258679Americans are some of the dumbest people on earth
A cuddle with Jack
>>222258720I've not wanked in 15 days>>222258725they don't deserve them
>>222258740what did you last wank to?
FACT: americans are the greatest of all time
>>222258732mental that they got away with black face
>>222258740>I've not wanked in 15 daysnta but that makes you a porn addict normal healthy men don't count the days they don't beat off
>>222258740completely mindraped
hate women, get horny, but never even done a rape.
whats up with John Cleese?
>>222258703are they that easy to identify that you can just eat random ones growing on the ground? Feel like I'd be paranoid I would eat the wrong type.
>>222258749hentai hags>>222258756how am I an addict if I'm not addicted to gooning
MEIN DÜCK!
>>222258780yeah once you learn its easy. i only ate Psilocybe subaeruginosa. i lived downunder at the time.
do you realisedo you realise somethinglet me tell you
This is me
wish i could pull back my foreskin
>>222258561juno
>>222258794>72kghow?
>I'm not addicted to gooning>I just post scantily clad whores multiple times a day in a thread full of men for yearsabsolutely mindraped
>>222258779out of touch old man who spent his days mocking late 20th century british society but is now resentful that britain is gone and he contributed to its downfall
>>222258802she's sleeping soon
>>222258787do you want to goon? have you ever gooned before?
>>222258794That isn't 72kg unless he's wearing balloons under the shirt
>>222258804Creatine, clean eating, therapeutic meth
i've never gooned
corrr hentai hags! im gonna go wank to that but see if theres a futa version instead
>>222258755It was before anyone pretended to give a shit
>>222258812Me either. I wank for 5 minutes and squirt.
>>222258809>do you want to goon?no, I'm watching football>have you ever gooned before?yh
>>222258779probably asleep, maybe on twitter.
can't even fit a pinky in my phimosis
>>222258824I meant do you have the desire to goon in generaldo you wish you did not want to goon?
got some gas station weed for the footy.
>>222258807ironic innit, is monty python good?>>222258811dont believe it>>222258825looks like my late grandad
just breathed 4 times then blinked
>>222258832wish i had more foreskin so it didnt look like i had a turtleneck
>>222258852umm
>>222258672Would go all out on experimenting with fitness stuff and meditation and yoga and talk therapy and journaling and religion and prayer and dominatrixes and Berlin sex nightclubs. There's life on paper and then there's reality life where you're a sentient animal experiencing 3D reality filled with stories that have developed and been honed over millennia by fellow humans both decent and sinister.
>>222258852why do you have talons
never watched a second of a footy matchdon't think i'll be starting this year
>>222258870it’s mosquito repellant. couldn’t tell you why it’s called that.
yoga isfuginbullshidd
>>222258845>meant do you have the desire to goon in generaa bit but I can resist it>do you wish you did not want to goon?yh that's why I'm not gooning
Would you like a jelly baby
>>222258879World Cup 2002 is kino, highly recommend>>222258884thought it was lotion
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pineapplethe read
>>222258877i have exceptionally long appendages for grabbing large latina/niggress asses. it’s typical texas epigenetics.
longest i did no fap was around 5 months, life didnt improve at all because i wasnt addicted to porn just was slightly more bored than normal
>>222258916Think I got more energy, I did 8
>>222258857>looks like my late grandadmy grandad died a week agofeels daft to grieve a 93 year old
come to appalachia and ima grab you
>>222258893yes please
>>222258924sorry lad>feels daft to grieve a 93 year oldnot at allmine was 73, miss him
hate going to bed hungry but i dont want to eat now
>>222258926il fuk u up outside the cop shop st kilda 10 minutes u cunt
unripe pineapple flowering mad
>>222258937probably just thirsty lad have some water
just snsezed
what's the most poos you ever did in a day? i think i've done 4 poos in a day
>>222258956way more than that but idk
>>222258955bless you
24 hours of continuous poo.
>>2222589563 in 1 Ive told the story
I wish I were a fackin boong, yehmaking facking cave pointings and beggin for beer money yehmaybe huntin for roo with one of them fackin spear chuckas when not raging, ayeyeh mate, I wish ye were a boongthen ye'd at least have an excuse for being a deadbeatye, that's what I said, put me on fackin record well fack the boongs, I wish they all were deada fackin nuisance is wot they are
dogshit jf post
>>222258890so you want to masturbate to extreme levels and have to resist it and wish you did not have the desire to do it...sounds like textbook addition to me pal
rorkes abode
>>222258932thanks mate
mad how much hair i have on me bum
>>222258988>so you want to masturbate to extreme levelsnah if so I'd be gooning right now
>>222258924RIPmine is 93 now and I feel like I don't spend enough time with himI think I will just go see him this week even if we never have anything to talk about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6h2focb7BY
>>222258989pineapple chimp nigga tower
>>222259004s
>>222259002do it mate, it doesnt matter what you talk about, just a visit will make his week.
I think that 'put me on fackin record' was my best imitation of the Australian in that entire troll post
rorke's arse being plapped
>>222259004hoot
smoke weed evry day
need gf
fuck footy, sissy sport for swarthy browns to roll around and throw up their hands like Whatabooooutit Im walking eeere whilst pretending to be having the worst booboo of their life allthewhilebeit, female soccerplayers handle the sport like its fucking water polo(most of the time) and dont roll around too much while getting paid less
That's me in bed
>>222259029yh ktim
>>222258999that is not what I mean and I think you know thatdelete all your porn and stop gooning foreveryou will thank me one day
never goon
ummm janny some swedish freak is posting cp
>>222259041he has a parasocial relationship with the pornstars he spams hes trapped in a goon vortex with no escape in sight
Randomly made some online friends like 6 months ago and it's the most socialising I've done in years since I'm a hermit Got the urge to ghost them all but I haven't done it yet as some good might come from all this
>>222259011okay I will see him
>>222259055how'd you do that then
Going to watch glen gary glenn ross now
>>222259061One person started messaging me because they wanted a friend group on the game and it just kinda happened
>>222259041>>222259050I don't know what to tell you folks you've made up some sort of fantasy about be. I don't feel compulsed to smash my cock when I post peng 'demmies or much of anything recently
>>222259062always goon
going to watch glen garry glitter glen ross
>>222259084me? Ned Kelly (2003) love me an aussie crime
>>222259062
up really early, woke up from a bloody dream
>>222259074never goondelete your porndo it now
got 'pression
fapped off to the naked twinks again award
raping my arse at 9999mph
>>222259113for me it was the troon donut video again
>>222259124no you're not be quiet
>>222259126I'm not a bottom
it half time
just let out a hellacious fart
juno going to sleep now ^_^
HOW DO I STOP THE GAY THOUGHTS HOW DO I STOP THE GAY THOUGHTS
>>222259124>>222259179
>>222259184gay sex usually works
I'm back.
email me at jimmysaville@proton.com
>>222259183nite x
/brit/ is a heterosexual generalbent freaks please leave and don't let the door hit your gay blown out bum on the way out
3 potatoes have been chopped and placed in a pot to boil I will mix this with a pound of turkey, ground turkey. It will quell the day's hunger
rorkes undergarments
>>222259209Bizarre lie. These days it’s a prison bisexual general
*starts leaving the thread then bends over so the door knob goes straight up my ass*
owlberg outside going HOO HOO HOO
>>222259222love owls they're so cool
think i'll start reading infinite jest
i eat poo
Won’t even lie to you ladsLeft my window open all day long, covers peeled back on my bed so the sheets are cold when I get in. Just got into bed and currently experiencing that blissful feeling of my bed slowly warming upDon’t get that in summer usuallyBecause of woke
>>222259240
>>222259263don't say things like that
>>222259260not an easy read
eating sanitized poo
NOT eating poo
>>2222586471784
>>222259292good post
>>222259269Lovely creature
I've had the looming feeling for about 3 weeks, as if I were forgetting to do something that's really important. Won't go away.
the
>>222259316evil spirit probablyget yourself to an exorcist
Yanks in 1991 be like “Kawabunga Cody! I’m totally going to give Eric a nuclear wedgie! It’s going to be totally radical dude!”
redcoats eating my wife’s ass!!! fuck!
might do a factory reset on myself
>>222259316hes waking up
Goodnight to all /brit/postersSleep well xx
>>222259380good night lad xx
>>222259380but i woke up an hour ago surely you can’t go to bed at this hour
the other 2 australian posters are ein rehab for heroin and the psych ward respectively
>>222259380I'll be watching my new normieslop with a Welsh main actor x
>>222259390Yh i can im a dosser
>>222259374shant be drinking what she's drinking then
>>222259398both larping
the raped
this is his last message almost 11 hours agodidn't even post from bed about his early bedtime.quite ominous
>>222259418hes waking up from the matrix
will be having sex with my gf tomorrow afterwards we will go to the art museum and then get something to eat
stinky poopy rapey
>>222259431then what
might become korean
>>222259436then i'll head home because she has to go to work
>>222259448where does she work
>>222259418why exactly does he do this gimmick
Love Jesus n my momma
>>222259451she's waiter at a bbq resteraunt
hard as a rock from the bloody male gaze thread on /tv/ but in need of a poo
Get AI to do it
>>222259467what gimmicki have never previously seen tim post a picture of a samosa so it can't be that
>>222259474what resturant
i thought a samosa was a drink
>>222259494nice try
>>222259479yeah that was a good thread
>>222259490samosa gimmick
Morning team how are you all today? I'm up bright and early for toil. Don't feel too bad all things considered. I'd estimate I had around 5 hours sleep. Which is decent for me on a work night team.
>>222259500you're thinking of mamosasamosa is the indian version of a ravioli
>>222259507You ever slip a finger up your bum and pretend it's a fanny
>>222259500mebbe thinking of mimosa (champagne and orange juice)
hello dahling
interesting thing about that samosa, if you look at it it kind of looks like a vagina
mares
>>222259502not familiar with that one is it good
omdz…
going to an art gallery tomorrowmight go to a bbq restaurant afterwards
>>222259556do you have a boyfriend
>>222259532what the fuck
whats your full name lads
>first post at 6:12am>breakfast at 8am>revitive at 9am>lunch at 1:30pm>in bed at 4:55pm>git uo to eat dinner at 5pm>final post 5:57pmquite an odd day
>>222259566John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt
>>222259566yeah it’s jo— wait a second why’d you want to know?
>>222259566Kier Rodney Starmer
>>222259584so i can rape you
working two jobs at an art gallery and a bbq restaurant is hard work dude. good thing that waitress lets everyone fuck.
Storm hit, no electricity, might not have it till Saturday, 3rd world cunt ova here
Definitely have that unmistakeable autistic look. You got it babe.
>>222259592not rape if it’s consensual
Dinner is served x
wish i didnt have to work at the boner factory but theyre the only guys that will hire me
>>222259490the writing of course he always does the ellipsis and in home
>>222259566Seamus Patrick O'Flanagan
So this is it thenThe last /brit/ thread.
Working until 14:00 pm as well team. It's rough being employed when you have several mental health conditions
>>222259666haha i posted this :)
what's up y'all
>>222259568Getting kind of worried about him
>>222259701About to change into my ALDI uniform and commence the walk there
>>222259701Eating my potato and turkey with french dressing and watching Widow's Bay
i'm 3 ft 1
>>222258561In an unbelievably SNEED filled mood. No clue why, it's just such an undercurrent of it, I can't ignore it, like I just want to fly off the handle.Fucking... who knows, everything is fucked. Wish I married my crazy Ex-Fiance and got the Green card. Parents were minted and all. I literally still to this day think if I moved to the United States half of my present day woes would be completely gone. I hate this country, I hate living here, and yet everything has led me to being trapped here. God if anything is a great comedian. Feel like I'm in my own British version of Zama (1956).
>>222259743*screams in your face so hard you blow away*
new basedjak.
>>222259748sneed
>>222259544you should try their knuckle sandwitch *heems you*
>>222259743punt. the. runt.punt. the. runt.PUNT. THE. RUNT.PUNT! THE! RUNT!
>>222259748USA fucking kicks ass dude Sorry you cant be an amerigod
see no point in being alive so ill die
>>222259777Dont It gets better x
Dr Woke in the LGBTARDIS
>>222259772Having a 4ft11 Ginger girl to shag every day would have been the actual dream. COVID raped me, never got the shot, wasn't let into the US because of it, and I think after a while she just got sick of me.There is legitimately hardly a day that goes by where I don't just want to scream and curse my fate.Anon I HATE living here, I HATE living here I HATE LIVING HERE FUCKKKKKWas tempted to kill myself in a German airport than come back here a few months ago.
i'm 2 foot tall (laying down haha)
>>222259796too late just shot myslf in the the head now im dead
im 2 inches tall and i sleep with a little tissue as my blanket
don't like going on /sp/ during the world cup when every thread is just race war autism
>>222259825as opposed to /briy?
>>222259825then don't go on /sp/problem solved
>>222259825Fuck, you reminded me, I didn't visit /sp/ during the French Open. Actually starting to like Tennis.
>>222259824*cums on you*
>/briy
https://voca.ro/1b4B8hDrt0mk
just been sucked into a rape vortex where ill get raped by entities for the next 2 million years
>>222259857Landed in England?
really need to crack on with killing myself
>>222259857this is what happens when you get sucked into a black hole
>>222259863be QUIET you silly silly person
>>222259863ktim, got the world cup to distract me for a month tho
Something else does that but I can't remember what
>>222259854the biggest minority in your country are latinxs which arent that different from whites compared to the feral immigrants euros get, american race obsession is on another level your entire society is obsessed with it
>>222259863You need to never lose hope and always keep moving and find peace in Christ x
>>222259418I want to have raunchy sex with Timothy
>>222259893why are yanks like this
>>222259854*throws a golf ball at your head*
>>222259824alri my willy
>>222259896you reckon he's got a big juicy cock?
>>222259881hope scotland loses to haiti so i have a mens reaa scapegoatwhateversuch it wasbert
>>222259897Cos we're awesome and we never give up and we love God for the gift of life
>>222259885t. someone who has never visited any major american city
>>222259885https://voca.ro/19BB4cBkQfm6
>>222259913more like a man's rearbecause you're gay
Janny gave me a 3-dayer last night for posting a picture of the Prophet Muhammad shitting diarrhea into his own mouth tubgirl style for NSFW on a blue board. Not on.
>>222259931kippered me
feeding my rorkedoll
>>222259910aye I bet it’s thick but on the shorter side, 4 and a half inches or soMy favorite kind
oh great the vocaroo posting has started. wonderful
that's three times now vocaroo yank has brought up interracial sex unprompted
sir batty boy
in America black people think it should be legal to kill white people if you make them sad
>>222259923*brings up interracial sex out of nowhere*never change yanks
>>222259953Sir Keir Starmer. His name is Sir Keir Starmer.
I live in the USA and no wogs ever bother me cause im a big guy and im real i have wildwest vibes i look in their eyes like an eagle with brotherly love and compassion but also strength and courage x
>>222259949right one can still find a 5/10 boyfriend #chudtruths
>>222259954killing americans should be legal
Only white protestants should exist
>>222259954>it should be legalit is legal howeverbeit
>>222259958https://voca.ro/1bRMJkhDtvZL
>>222259962The Right Honourable
i like when women are sexy andd have big boobs :DD yummers
>>222259973
>>222259980The Rt Hon. Sir Keir Starmer. That's him.
>>222259989would
do you reckon anyone in the world has a portrait of sir keir starmer on the wall in their house
new >>222260001>>222260001>>222260001
>>222259989Gorillas look to regal compared to actual black “people”That’s what’s crazy
