jezza edish
so this is it the proverbial "new", as it were
>>222260001Get me out of this fucking countryGET ME OUT GET ME OUT AHHHHHHHH
enough of the racebaiting and vocaroo posting if you please
>>222260007where'd u want to go
I never understood how Scots welsh and northern Irish can live with themselves
>>222260023elaborate
>>222260023celtic resilience
>>222260026you’re just kind of buckbroken by the English aren’t youyou turned your subservience into a shared identity
>>222260017Fucking anywhere desu. I've yet to land in a country and not find the grass being greener. If we were in the EU still I'd have taken a remote call centre job and fucked off to Poland. If me and the Ex-Fiance didn't split I would have loved to live in the US and live out a LARP fantasy there and yet I'm CONDEMNED to this fucking shoe box HMO filled with Africans because I have no job, no savings and no family to go elsewhereFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Mogs Taylor effortlessly
>>222260041not true we started the union and masterminded it
>HMO filled with africans
>>222260023>>222260041northern "irish" are english
>>222260053who is we? the scottish?
Need some donkeys and sheep
top 10 tesco "nigga" sightings
I like all the british people I think they could come to USA and drink the big gulp like me
hes vocaroo posting againand apparently he's just mad that he's poor and can't afford to live near white people lol
>>222260066yeah x
>>222259949Femcels are making memes lads.I predict this bullshit being all over Tiktok within 3 months.
Just nonced myself
>>222260081i want to go to america and eat a burger !!
>>222260092the woman on the right probably has 4 kids
>>222260083nta but I just bought a condo in my city and the entire complex is nothing but octogenarian whites. I just know that in 10 years all the units are going to be bought by POC and the HoA and quality of life is going to turn to shit
https://voca.ro/1mOdcwK1tQUs
>>222260044Just come to the EU and work as an english teacher or whatever. It's probably harder to get a work permit after brexit but still not impossible
im poor as shit and i love me beautiful life and my beautiful country and her peoples x
im proud to be an american where at least i know im free
*starts bouncing on a pogo stick*
would you please not embarrass me in front of the lads tonight
Germany is a better country then England in virtually all aspects
>i just bought a condo in my city>HOA Alright thankfully i havent made a decision that retarded
https://voca.ro/16D9aw0ebwN4
>>222260111Is that even a thing? Surely the internal demand is saturated by Swedes, Danes and Norwegians?And even then, the EU would prefer BAMES to Brits, in the same way the Boriswave was Poles out BAMES in. Feel raped as I went into construction and now I can't even work in Ireland without a complete retrain that I don't have the money for.
>>222260123bounce on this *unzips dick*
>no bagels left for brekky
i want to sex
Find it so silly and I roll my eyes whenever I hear a yank say 'God bless America'Because it's evident He already has!(ohhh saayyy cann youuu seeee)
>>222260127It was that or continue to be a rentoidI can’t afford to maintain a house but I can afford the HOA fee
i cant take vocarooposter seriously anymore ever since i found out he's just poor and complaining about his social equals
>>222260138Can you annex Eritrea again? Tired of the banana boaters.
>>222260127you can't have a condo without an hoa you retard
they need to bring back the moa
https://voca.ro/1oDSL6k5K54L
Adèle Castillon has an uncanny resemblance to my Ex.
>>222260145Really good post
Im proud to be an american where at least i know im ruled by the heebsAnd i wont forget the men who died so blacks can murder me
>>222260167Most other countries have a Opt-In to give your tithe to the Church, the US should cut out the middle man and just make the Israeli tithe explicit.
once got my cock sucked up so crazy by a filipino tranny that it made me screamstartled him/her a bit
https://voca.ro/1llEQiz5t3ev
changed my mind on tuchel i like him now
>>222260188>>222260163>>222260131>>222260110FOY
>>222260149We need an EMP. Everyone in power today needs killing and we need a reset.
>>222260200dont think an EMP will kill anybody
>>222260200Isn't that what the Tigrays are doing? I don't even think the ones I've met are bad people, seeing them get social housing though makes my blood boil.
Legitimately think the native americans put a curse on the north american landmass
if this is the “new” then how come i only see the same shite
>>222260210Why?
>>222260209I meant globally. Everywhere.
Yea thats enough dsyp's in a row. Patriot signing off to watch my telly with the lovely windows open x. I leave you to the rabble.
>>222260165They made a proper Bethesda game when they modeled it after a location with 4 buildings.
Eritria used to be an italian colony
>>222260196https://voca.ro/1fXewVM5KLdk
I want to sniff Emma Watson’s three day worn undies.
what happens in djibouti
>>222260244gay sex arse
mad how you can win almost any argument just by calling your opponent gay
>>222260241
>>222260244djibouti sex
>>222260244It's a port
if any of you glesga anons runs into this manlet will you tell him I love him and want to suck his cock?
>>222260244There’s a poo in Djibouti
Enough is enough. I am calling for a total threadban on Americans in /brit./
>>222260271i'm from bristol but will do x
>>222260271He’s reminding that the plural of his surname Proudfoot is in fact Proudfeet, not Proudfoots.
>>222260007we can switch places, I feel that way about my country and I love the U.K.
some crawfords share a common ancestor from arabia (1355 years ago) that lived shortly after islamliterally how
hate summer hate the sun rising so early hate the birds
>>222260303Sounds like a plan, but I have to warn you, I think it's much better in your shoes then where I currently live.That is to say, unless you are living in the actual ghetto.
>>222260307one of the twelve tribes of mecca or summat
>>222260313I live in a suburban section of a major city in Californiaso the ghetto is a few miles away but my neighborhood is quite niceI hate driving and wish to live in a society with good public transport
we at /brit/ believe scotland will win a game!
>>222260327would be quite embarrassing if they don't beat Haiti
get all the yanks in this thread on the ground in belfast and we'd have the city liberated in a day
>>222260326Even being homeless in Cali, I think I could make something of myself there, it is pure cope to say, but I just hate this country too much to want to stay.>>222260335Last time you niggers did anything to do with NI, you funded Irish terrorists through NORAID
https://voca.ro/1ooiIMdAu3LR
>>222260345KEK
>>222260359dead trim
>>222260359leftypol firing shots at /brit/
Waiting for toil to commence at 6:00 am sharp. Not feeling it today so will be doing the bare minimum
>>222260346>she
>>222260044The UK was lovely when I visited. You are ungrateful. My country is a literal slum and open air asylum. You need to get stable, not move. I'd kill to be in the UK right now.
>>222260123https://youtu.be/wz1ca1-_-MY?si=v8prJmEv-iyzZx6T
>>222260359last thing rorke sees
https://voca.ro/1iBATfWq8Qbg
leftypol showing his pal rorke something on his phone
>>222260391The UK IS lovely and soulful and feels grounded in history and timeBut you’d be poorer there and your quality of life would be worse
>>222260359ah shit I think I look this gay
The grass is always greener
Who is DTFIC really
>>222260415quentin scobie
>>222260415The only notable leaf poster
>>222260138Bagels are a lunch foodHave toast for brekkie
>>222260044>I've yet to land in a country and not find the grass being greener.yes mate thats called a holiday
>>222260425>Bagels are a lunch foodsaid no one ever
>>222260391If you're that keen on living in a 4x5m shoe box be my guest, Being in Da Norf has not been conductive to my Menthol Elf. Literally the roads aren't even paved, when I visited Leeds the outskirts alone felt like something out of Stalker seeing paving stones being nicked.Where I live in Da Norf West is extremely shitty, miserable weather, no work, no anything, we barely have paved roads.Grass is always greener. But you are inviting yourself into hell.
vocaroo yank is a scobie personality
>>222260381https://voca.ro/1kMkPoRAst9A
need to buy a blanket these bin bags are grim, it's so cold
>>222260428I am serious, if we were still in the EU and I landed in Poland, I would have not returned.Germany was nice, but wouldn't have lived there
would you eat the penalty shootout donut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvB1fscOtJUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8X1kYwn7TIGOD BLESS GLASGOW
>>222260437no please lets get into the dark eradont tease
>>222260431Why don't you move to London where there are more jobs?
>>222260359Looking at myself in the mirror after this, have I been a contributor in the decline of the vibe?
https://voca.ro/1ghznx5PNB15
>>222260461And condemn myself to even more minorities and a 2m2 apartment?Already want to blow my brains out seeing how nigrified this area has become.
outrageous how little i care about this world cup
Said I was done for the night just chiming in to say that the United States is the closest thing to paradise on earth and you have to be a massive runt to complain about it x
>>222260461Ah sorry, the other answer is money and lack thereof. If I had a conversion White van it'd fit my work pretty well, but even getting a driving license test takes 6 months in this country. Basically I'm about £7k in debt, losing about £350 a month, no family, nothing to fall back on, I'm quite literally trapped in my situation.>>222260484I thought the exact same thing, actually.
outrageous how little i care about my own wellbeing
>>222260460https://voca.ro/1fs0zZ0dU9W0
I don’t know if the Jews control the music and recording industry or not, but one thing I do know: they’ve cut many a 7 inch.
outrageous how little my willy is
>>222260509*raises my glass in solemn recognition of the many mutilated seven inchers* hear hear.
>>222260497love yourself and respect yourself, eat healthy food and exercise, and your body will become somthing to be proud of we got this bro
>>222260526wee willy rorke
>>222260526"like a toothpick innit"- quote from a porn video I saw once of a british woman sucking a micropenis while the man's friends watched
shoving fistfuls of dog shit up my arse
>>222260539the aristocrats!
seafood boil with trilobites and other extinct sea creaures
https://voca.ro/17aV95ov2doL
>>222260549
>>222260565beast modebeen getting into prehistorical creatures not really arsed about dinosaurs but i like the other stuff
>>222260549ammonite on a stick
>>222260577mad to think they weren't cutting about thinking "we're trilobites" and thatthey were just living it up without any names eating things and swimming around and so on
>>222260577For me, it's Xiphactinus
>>222260596not that mad if i'm being honest
>>222260608would love to shag one
onejilliondollars
>>222260613no i suppose it isn't is it
It was like fifteen 9/11's
outrageous how my willy needs to be humiliated on the regular by the femdomberg
>>222260623*walks off*
>>222260621right well explain yourself
>>222260634*follows you*
>>222260647*walks around a corner and disappears*
>>2222606660___0
>>222260666*speeds up so i can catch up to you*
Have you ever followed someone in public?
>Searching for posts that contain ‘"desperate to fit in"’ and in ‘GB’. 340 results found.
might shave my head completely bald for no reason
>>222260684i've modified my route walking home to stare at girls asses longer, but not really followed anyone beyond that
>>222260689even the eyebrows?
>>222260684...yh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4niH8BhbsBMfeeling sad
>>222260689gonna convert to islam too sinead?
Watching Westside Story probably 2022-2024 on Amazon Prime directed by Steven Spielberg. I watched The Fabelmans, Spielberg's subsequent film, last night, and you might just say I rather enjoyed it. Great final 30mins of that film. I don't know David Lynch well but he played John Ford exactly like he played the CBS boss in Louie on FX and it was great, I doubt he was like that in his personal life. Maybe he was?
>>222260719>Horsegirlcanada kicking his little feet under his blanket
>>222260727thought she died
>>222260716yeah>>222260727nah
>>222260689i did this when i was 14 and made my mum cry
>>222260684Worry people think I'm following them so I usually run a reverse surveillance detection juke route so they lose me, quirky little bitch I am. Really need help actually.
>>222260738she reincarnated into a pig ironically. i think she was in the new animal farm with seth rogen
Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi, attending the Kumbh Mela festival, a ritual bathing celebration in the Ganges. c. February 5, 2026, Praygraj, India.The level of fecal coliforms in the river is often “tens of thousands” of times the legal permissible limit. About 20 open sewers flow into it from Delhi alone.Water that began its journey from the Himalayas as crystal clear snowmelt, becomes a toxic sludge when it finally empties into the Bay of Bengal.
I resent that I have to sit in front of my laptop in my room all day 'working'I was hoping the world cup would be during the day at least. Fuck my gay life
Pre frontal cortex vs limbic systemA perpetual war between vestigial human evolution and contemporary self induced milieus
>>222260789always wanted to go to varanasi in india seems like an absolutely mental place and everyone there is stoned af because they sell cannabis drinks on the streets
>>222260773why do mums hate this so muchi did the same
>>222260789the only reason india isn't divided up into different warring kingdoms is because of the brits
people go there to die and they burn their corpses besides the river reckon my white boy immune system would shut down within 5 seconds of arriving and id die instantly what a trippy place
maccies breakfast on the cards
no more excuses
>>222260789we had a shark in the thames once, it was national news
>>222260826
>>222260919what kind of shark
>>222260953great white
It's mental how fit they are
Drank too much again award Hangover awardFeel too sick award
>>222260963that's really scary i hope they killed it
>>222260966ummers
>>222260978yeah it got blown up i think
>>222260963the only white in london
watched a new dismal netflix film (office romance) with the jew from ted lasso is the main character and when hes about to get it on with jlo he accidentally walks into her room of british memorabilia where she confuses she has a brit fetish and makes him dress like a member of the kings guard
>>222260997oh thank goodness london is saved
>>222261008*where she confessessorry im a sleepyhead x
doing a "scream"
*makes myself comfortable*
if I was a shark I would be an average white
why are the french like that
>>222260893imagine living in one of those buildings to the left, just a constant smell of burning corpses and poo wafting in
>>222261065Stinky? Because they don't shower
>>222261024ok>>222261029ok>>222261053ok>>222261065don't know
>>222261079Stop being a little faggot
>>222261075they are a more enlightened peoplessometimes i get genuinely upset over not being french
dont you worry about /brit/, let me worry about blank
ah, france, they have that...how do i say, je ne sais quois
lea seydoux frenchwoman erotic
might do a naptoil because i didnt do enough sleeptoil last night
willy is out
>>222261104cracking body on her but her face is slightly scuffed
>>222261104man jaw
>>222261104She shoved her face into another woman's ass in that one movie
just sucked off a fag
>>222261087sorry
>>222261090its bizarre reading the sort of literature that was being put out in paris in the late 19th/early 20th century. insanely deranged perverted stuff that would be completely unacceptable today
The chase… is on
sir fag sucker
>>222261104would piss in her eyes
i want shiv from succession to sit on my face and wank me off
Rotting filth
There isn't a maccies or burger king near me for milesIt's over
>>222261201ktim
>>222261188BASED
>>222261184shed probably enjoy that
faggot is such a blasé insult
>>222261215her giant arse and puffy pussy smothering me while she calls me a good boyoh yes!
>>222261210maccies 5 minutes walk from mevery dangerous x
>>222261210please tell you've got a chippy at least
>>222261233poof
>>222261257nigger
>>222261210one opposite my house but over a lake and theres no bridge directly across so you have to take a 10 min detour
>>222261253Yeah 30 seconds away, but no fast food shopsSimply isn't on, I'm hungover and need slop
>>222261276Subtle brag post about living near a nice lake
penis explosionactivate!
>>222261273we don't sign our posts here
dilemma between sosij mcmuffin or greggs sosij baguette
>>222261281never said it was nice
>>222261290You know the right answer is Greggs
stop eating goyslop
was going to go to the shops but i'm being lazy and having a lie ini'll have to go to the shops tomorrow or at lunchtime
>>222261301what are the ones on top that looks good af
>>222261303lad not all of us have the luxury of being able to buy ingredients and cook every single meal we eat from scratch
I wanna go live in cape verde like a king for 5 grand a year
>>222261288oh sorry thought this was mumsnet
>>222261324yeah good luck with that fatty
>>222261319steak bake
>>222261323Sir Medad Weredowntheminestwentyfivehoursaday
>>222261323not a luxury to buy a few cheap ingredients and cook, you are just lazy
>Greggs got rid of the tandoori sliceit's so oversover, as it were
>>222261357>soverthat’s ‘sleeping’ in swedish :)
>>222261371I'll sleep with a swedish iykwim
>>222261328
sex with swedish girls
gn lads it sover x
>>222261388>it sover
>>222261388godnatt lad
>>222260624dont understand why women do this when they are the peak of their beauty
>>222260741>>222260867>>222260753>>222260784>>222260801>>222260830The tranny janny nuked the threadPlease follow these posts, everyone should know about the creature that has been raping this fucking boardHe nuked the thread but its archived plese read itI wont be around to post this again, i dont think. Please know this info and the creatures you are interacting with
>>222261408red of course except holland's are SHIT
>>222261417why would i care about this
Y'all thinkin the world is a zoo when really ur just the one throwin peanuts at ur own reflection.
>>222261471good job I like peanuts then dickhead
>>222261465My IQ is 138 For me to deal with the average bloke is like the average bloke dealing with a mental retard but still I manage x
Sir Twitter Screenshot Poster
no friends, so autistic people can tell by looking at me, never dated, never been invited to anything, no motivation for my hobbieswhat do you even do at this pointcant off myself because my mum would be sad
>>222261525don't know but I can say that ktim
>>222261525age?if you aren't late twenties yet you still have time
>>222261525Do you live in city sprawl or have access to natural areas?
You’re out here judging the monkeys, but you’re the one making all the noise.
>>222261547almost 22>>222261551i live in a shithole run down town so neither
Good morning to all National Socialists
>almost 22
>>222261573lad you're 22 and probably whitedon't waste your geneticsjust get in the fucking gym right now
>>222261525listen to this fella lad >>222261577
well MY iq is actually very high because a website told me so lads
>22It's so over, woe is me!
>>222261525I'm 30 and this is me, I'm actually fucked
Guin
Aryan Volkskrieg against Judeo-Capitalism.
>>222261593>>222261596>>222261607>>222261638>>222261645cant get over being ostracised and not having a normal upbringing, little things like people being able to tell im an autist before i even open my mouth and bullying me when i was walking to class or home has stuck with me and irreversibly ruined my self esteemit is over
>>222261630CongratsWas tested in school me. GATE program (MKultra lite)
If I was 22 again I'd save up, go travelling, come back and do a degree and start a career all before 30
>>222261667here's something you may not have considered, who cares
>>222261672no one cares
have started introducing british slang into my daily vernacular
>>222261695Seethe on dummy x
>>222261525>>222261573fucking ktim same age and all
if i was 22 again i'd be busy shagging uni girls i just got to come back to mine from spoons
>>222261693>>222261695https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2KpEva4As4
>>222261700love seeing foreigners using british slang
why are they trying to sell milly alcock super girl as a girl who gets wasted and raped while she's drunk or spiked
>>222261731Literally who
>>222261743girl is being sold on the big screen as a young naive lady who doesn't have her life together because she prioritises cock over all else ('all cock' in other words)
>milly alcockwhy are actresses so ugly now
LOVE HOT DRUNKEN MESSES
right time to polish off some bokkles then get started on the cans
milling all the cocks in my vagina
crying and trying to console myself with kirby music
>>222261762Woke
cant believe i missed the south korea game because of sleep toil. what a trash world cup. yes it's trash because it's yankified.
>>222261773It's ten to eight in the morning you madman, you fool
milly all willy
>>222261793hydradvert breaks drive me up the wall
Any lads here shagging escorts this weekend?
Need a nerdy mid girl with glasses to shag up the arse
why can't a hot girl who is an absolute semen demon find me without me having to pursue anything and who doesn't care that i'm old ugly fat and have a small cock
the tesco "nigga" stole my bike
young boy killed by israel. yes you will look at it, rorke
>>222261787cute post
Back to my restful slumber I return
new >>222261851>>222261851>>222261851
