do europeans really eat cheese straight out of the jar? they don't put it on sandwiches or whatnot?
>>222262529yes and they also spray water up their butts and then dig out the dingleberries with their finger. i am not fricking joking
>jar
I heard euros microwave their bedsheets in winter
>>222262529Jar? What dystopian goyslop, ultraprocessed GMO "cheese" are Americans forced to eat exactly?
I like to eat Emmentaler or Mozzarella just like that. With other cheese usually not
>>222262529>cheese>jarwhat
>>222262644whoosh
I watched a YouTube short of an American making mac&cheese with Babybel WITH THE WAX and it totally broke my spirit.
>>222262529>cheese>out of the jar???
wtf is a cheese jar
Chud banter skills
>>222262529Cheese is a condiment for Americans and a "fancy" for Europeans, if that makes sense.
>>222262529No, we eat it out of the tube.
Jar cheese is only acceptable if it's blended with vegemite
>>222262644Here there's some sort of expensive cheesy slop you are supposed to spread on bread but it's a psyop, it tastes like feet and comes in a plastic container.It's better to buy bottom of the barrel "queso cremoso" from some no name brand
>>222262927I dunno, we have cheese "for nurishment" and cheese for pleasure, but 90% of both would be classified as biohazard by the FDA.I can think of 'cancoillotte' or 'chaumes' that exist in paste form in pots but you usually don't eat it straight out of the pot.
>>222262998You're not allowed to eat liquid cheese or even plastic (quality of material) cheese, /int/ says it's Amerislop.You're being AmericanizedWe invented all cheese that isn't a bitter, dry rind or moldy/int/ told me so
>>222262529>don't put it on sandwichesI do, I generally don't eat cheese alone, doesn't taste good for me, although, I have not tasted many varieties of cheeses and only one brand was good enough for me to eat it alone without anything else.
I eat cheese straight out of my foreskin.
>>222262529>cheese>jarI'm guessing this thread is bait and this is the actual premise
>>222263278americans could never
>>222262529>Cheese jarI don't think anyone eats jarred cheese, they definitely don't in Europe, at least not the EU part.
>>222262876My friends retarded white trash mom used to tell us you're supposed to eat it then would get violently mad that we were wasting food if we threw it away. She also ate moldy food regularly and always had diarrhea or constipation. Please understand these aren't the majority of Americans. There is an excellent thread about them on k right now.
>>222262876haha no fucking waymight as well eat the plastic with it
>>222263497>>222262876>>222263398Retards really do. Those types actually make up a huge 25% of our entire population. Truly terrifying.
>>222262529>cheese>jarbruh
>>222263271>tp
>>222263310naturally
>>222262529>jarwhat??
>>222265659I still don't get why Euros think California has a lot of hood Black people. Black people aren't even 10% of the population and most of them here are middle class normies. We have way more Latinos and Asians
>>222262876what the fuck
>>222266191>I still don't get why Euros think California has a lot of hood Black people.Who says that? It's common knowledge that California is full of Latinos.Weren't they the ones who beat black gangs there?
>>222266442>Weren't they the ones who beat black gangs there?They just straight up firebombed them and got literally charged with the only official ethinc cleansing charges in the US in the last 70 years. They then all became normal suburb dwellers and business owners. Ironically they actually get along well with the Blacks that can still afford to live here as they both didn't actually like the Black gangs. The Mexicans also don't like their own Latino gangs and are most of the right wing voters here and the majority of local ICE. I think we're the only country with self correcting minorities desu.
Most foreigners don't have cheese shop apparently, imagine that
>tfw all these euros think jar cheese is bait they really are this stupid, huh
>>222267100You cannot suffer in France
>>222267021>self-correctingIt's just that Latinos are culturally closer to Americans (settlers). If instead of Europe, all those rapefugees went to the US then you would most likely have the same problems as them. Maybe it wouldn't be as bad as in the Yookay, where it's illegal to defend yourself and authorities let muslims keep raping young girls to avoid accusations or racism, but it would still be much worse when compared to Latino migration.
1 Unitedstatian 1 cheese jar
>>222262529>cheese>jar
it's cheesing time
Feta cheese is the best cheese. The only gay thing about it is that Gayreeks chimped out and said only ((they)) can call it that and that everyone else has to make it under a different name. I don't know why other countries choose to put up with this petty bullshit from Europoor countries and their ""delicacies""
>>222267589hello what am i looking at here
>>222262529>mom found the cheese jar
>>222267998LoL
>>222267909Cheese + studentenfutter
