The God Emperor edition
>>222272109>was going to make the /new/>going to post it early even>see thisBased as fuck, lad.How we all feel when he is mentioned is picrel
Musk could be the Henry Ford of the 21st century but he's a jeet lover.
MY LIFE GAY PORN!
sir fit contestant
!!
>>222272171He’s a money lover
Having a golden gaytime in the sun x
>>222272194preferred his brother dane
>>222272216for me its their cousin common
>>222272216good post
have to buy food but really can't be arsed
>>222272194what a player he was by the way
>>222272194violence as expected of those savages
Right so when's the England game then
>>222272186My favourite moment was the "hello Debby" by Shaun. What a laurf
>>222272215not a fan of 'oids
>>222272255not on due to woke
Need a gf who hates men and says "kill all moids"
nth for the holodem
bird app told me what i expected except there are apparently goldfinches which i've not seen before
i saw a mermaid once
>>222272296shag her up the arse?
>>222272296Think they're called seals mate
Alysa Liu's chunky hapa thighs
>>222272109first trillionaire then is it? ok
Rorke sees a trillionaire and thinks this is a good thing
>>222272304no she didn't have one
>>222272274my feminist truecel sister who refuses to date men but isnt attracted to women
>>222272274and then you wake up one night to find her with a knife hovering over your neckshe'll shag YOU up the arse at that point
If he's a trillionaire, why can't he give ME 1 million!!
>>222272338pics now, lad
toil has been compromised. used to just be the working class lads joking about and stuff who had no idea about what happens on the internet, but a bunch of younger folk have been joining and saying things like "foid" and "cope" and "manosphere". NOT ON!
Rorke sees a trillionaire and thinks "one day that will be me"
>>222272313would teach her to love sex even more than she loves skating
>>222272338ever...y'know
>>222272351he dont have your bank information
>>222272351He unironically makes 1 million USD per minute
Kneel to his majesty
>>222272361based zoomerinos
>>222272361maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaateits 5:40 on fridaywe don't talk about the t word nowsave it for sunday night
>>222272340God I wish
>>222272376he is like bill gate on meth
the world's first trillionaire...pretends to be good at video games and samefags on twitter (which he bought so he could shove his posts down everyone's throats) lmao
>>222272411Beggars belief doesn't it
oi musk mate spare me a few million quid will ya
Fit birds of history number 001Bertha Benz
he bought twitter and red pilled all the normies
why does the world's first trillionaire throw a melty over our politics and grooms the twitter algorithm to show yookay has fallen doomer posts to people all over the world
>>222272411sad life. i'd live it up on an islandnot like that other island, this would be all on the level
>>222272411the video game shit was cringe beyond beliefthanks to twitter normies can see how retarded and assholish blacks really are so it's not all bad
>>222272436corr would love to benz her over and shag her raw
>>222272411I, on the other hand, don't talk about videogames with people and pretend to be bad at them when necessary.
>>222272441he's trying to save us
it would be amazing to be a trillionaire and be a philanthropist. could just make so many good changes quickly with that amount of cash
normgroids don't use twitter really though do they
>>222272440people only got redpill about how much of a neek he is
Sir Elon Musk
ello chaps
>>222272411rich people are neeks nowget over it
>>222272506dont rememebr asking
We're all watching live as Jill Scott completes gruelling 388-mile challenge for Sport Relief right? Right??
Sir Cat Yank
>>222272441You are the example
>>222272491I dunno desu since I don't use it, I assumed normies were using itI mean someone has to be using it
Sir Shrill Carder Bee
some naive motherfuckas itt
>>222272361ngl of the manosphere shitposts have made me guilty kek, sexual relationships are going to be fucked. I see decent looking young dudes seething at women. Makes me wonder how fucked things are in schools
saw someone on the bus using twitter the other day but it was just all football posts
>>222272565naive. spell that backwards and look what you've got.
>>222272411Back in the day he'd be financing coups in Africa, running blood diamond mines and black Wednesday'ing the stock market The elites have fallen off
leftypol is FREAKING out about his pet wogs being attacked in Belfast
Jill Scott sex arse
Musk:>Nearly unable to speak due to ketamine addiction >Up all night on twitter seething about UK politics and encouraging riots>Hosted AI child porn on his website and refused to do anything until threatened with legal action >LARPed as a baby on Twitter>Samefagged himself in alt accounts on Twitter>Constantly seething and falling for misinfo on his own platform >Is an unironic illegal immigrant from Africa to the US>Destroyed a nature reserve on the US Mexico border>Called the cave divers who rescued the boys in Thailand pedophiles>Disowned his trans daughter>Sieg heiled twice at the inauguration speech>Lied about being good at Diablo/PoE will getting boosted by Chinese people >Streamed himself playing and somehow died to the tutorial boss (hard to do)
>>222272574mass incel exodus looms
>>222272475>you're done, your grossIt gives me the ick she used "you're" correctly the first time but then fucked it up immediately after
>>222272595They still going at it?
whats even enjoyable about life to the average person
sir hair sniffer
>>222272494we have fucking pogroms now nigga without him buying twitter and turning it into 4chan the conversation would never change
sir keir rodney
>>222272611>>Disowned his trans daughter>>Sieg heiled twice at the inauguration speechThese two are based thoughbeit
>>222272611made me laugh so so so much when he was streaming and he was getting loads of messages telling him to kill himself
what did sir elon do that has leftypol so upset today
screamer
People harp on about welfare which is only 10% of GDP, when they should be worried about the fact that councils on average spend almost 80% on social care.
>>222272630normal people have mates and girlfriends who give their lives meaningnot me though aha x
been so good with my eating all day then go and fuck it all up at 5:45pm what a fucking cunt I am
shit screaming
Motherfucker how can't you use "you're" properly. dumb fucking bitch. you learn this shit in goddamn motherfucking elementary school. it stands for fucking YOU ARE you dumb fucking cunt. holy fuck.
>>222272590>running blood diamond minesMight not surprise you to know his parents had 50% ownership over an emerald blood mine using child slave labour in Zambia
A skein of blacks just stole my tv and blacked my nan
Got one of these yesterdayCheers Canada
>>222272630Slop food, yearly shite holiday,sex with their unattractive partners. That's about it.
>>222272657SpaceX ipo
>>222272648Those two go hand in hand with the rest of it, it's the same kind of person who do one of those things as would do all of them
>>222272667you like donuts
iPOO
All the seething against Elon Musk who is based is to distract people from Peter Thiel who is evil.
>>222272676So he had all the connections and STILL can't do it
>>222272506greetings
>>222272708scream
>>222272708he's such a fucking downy spacker neek
>>222272717They literally have the same ideology, only difference is Elon is retarded
>>222272712Nah pasta and meatballs actually
277m in volume on spacex in 1hr
>>222272708looks very oriental here
>>222272746looks like a dead body
Like yea, smoking is not the best thing, but the health nazis who appeal on "studies" to claim that even 2 ciggies per day are bad for your heart are delusional.
>>222272630rather not think about it x
>>222272750kys
>>222272663leftypol rushing to download grok for "research"
>>222272708Trillionaires do this
>>222272762why would you even bother if youre doing 2 cigs
average day in france
>>222272708never understood why people thought he was genuinely sieg heilinghe is clearly an autistic spacker that can't perform any human movement naturally
>>222272789Nice arse
I tend to agree with Reform DESU, lads. Sell me on Restore though, I have no idea what they do. Intrigued.
>>222272801he did it for attention, like an edgy /b/tard teenagerhe got all the retarded redditors and you talking aboutmission accomplished
>>222272574don't judge people for enjoying memes and internet terminology and what have you, as I like a few of them myself. just kinda embarrassing hearing them being vocalised out loud.
Remember when reddit loved elon musk as he was the electric car man who kept his mouth shut on politics
>>222272818>Sell me on Restore though, I have no idea what they do.What you thought Reform were, but weren't full of Boris's cabinet that caused the issues we currently face.
>>222272780Because tobacco is nice and it has benefits, which is why it was part of the consumption of the native americans
could have wraps with chicken, chips, mayo and lettuce.ori could make spag bolthat or go for a drive to maccies
just spotted rorke
>>222272841>has benefitsno>consumption of the native americanscope
so has this neek been whining about elon being a hecking nazi chud all afternoon then
>>222272824seems more likely that the clearly autistic man did the usual wave to the crowd a bit too stifflydon't think he could perform a normal looking wave if he tried
>>222272847Wraps and chips mate
>>222272847for me, its a n'duja omelette tonightas i ate too much and am now too drunk to go to the chippybut tomorrow, chippy
>>>>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQjJ-H0eThMgo on then rorke, say it
>1pm today>some Nigerian woman dressed in a pantsuit knocked on our front door>Dadberg answers, she has some spiel about upgrading our ISP broadband. Dadberg asks her to come back later to speak to mumberg because knows more than him>5pm and I happen to be here now. She knocks again, this time I answer.>She very condescendingly asks if my mother is in so she can speak to her. Asked about what it was pertaining and she was evasive with answering>Finally got her to admit it was about broadband. I said I know all about it>She stutters and says some shite about an upgrade and when I press her more and more she literally LITERALLY scurried away without saying another wordwe got scammers going door to door nowwhat happened to the good old days when it was a humble indian man on your phone should have got my phone out and recorded her I'd be all over those right wing twitter accounts and people would be praising mevgh what a pity
>>222272841why dont you rip people's hearts out and eat them to make sure the sun keeps coming up
>>222272847How about kick rocks and hang yourself you little cretinous gimp.
>>222272857yeah spaki does this sort of thing a lot
>>222272620
Feel a bit like posting this again
>>222272865fucking done em lmao they'll be seething at this
Elon could afford to give everyone in the UK £15,000 and would still be a billionaire.
>>222272868the diary store close early on fridays?
>>222272864How do you make a 'nduja omelette? I liked the 'nduja Chicago Town microwave pizzas
Elon seems like a nice guy. Peter Thiel is literally a devil worshipping psycho.
/brit/bros how to acquire prescription drugs without a prescription please
the yank is mad someone is making fun of musk oh my days cody
>>222272900He could soon afford to give me 999 billion and still be a billionaireit not right
>>222272916>Elon seems like a nice guyNobody on the planet thinks this besides you, Elon
summer holiday to svalbard what do we reckon?
>>222272916>Elon seems like a nice guythink he seems like a weird freak personally
wtf elon just e-transferred me $1 billion
>Cansnonce is now making AI sloppa of fictional scenarios involving meMind broken
>>222272109i thought brits hated immigration, why are you guys praising the guy who wants to replace whites with cheap imports?
>>222272946where have you seen a single british flag in this thread praising him
A man drowned during a baptism in Birmingham
seething about south african billionairesso this is british culture
>>222272940>literally 1/1000th of his moneyquite an insult if you think about it desu
All praise be to Elon
>>222272922triggered you there didn't i lol
>>222272865she mindraped you
>>222272962well he does try ever so hard to have an effect on british culture
elton musk
>>222272827Yh I use them too it was mad coming into to contact with an old friend who I considered a normie and he's chatting about Clav and Myron from Fresh and Fit
>>222272977>gets mad>i triggered you!!!grow up cody
I tried to buy £500 for the ipo but Freetrade wouldn’t let me for whatever reason
>>222272993normies all know about looksmaxxing now
>>222272998>briefly mention your obsession>you must be mad!!!seethe on little buddy
In fairness to Big E (Elon) his companies do seem to pioneer/invent things that are useful
bro is still saying triggered unironically
im in the thread with elon musk. CAPTURA DE PANTALLA FOR POSTERITYE!
21 almost 22 never dated but been unemployed for months dont know if i should get on the appson thin ice with the parents for being unemployed and feel guilty going out with friends so dont want them getting mad and putting me down over it
To us, £5 is pocket change.To Elon £500,000,000 is pocket change.
get the jap ghost stories on my chapshttps://youtu.be/nfYm-KvNZtc
>>>/fit/77329107Looksmaxxing retards actually believe this Zoomers are fucked
i had sex with a 100 year old woman
>trillionaire>still no life extension techwhats the point?
Elon, Palantir, MAGA, USA, Israel...I'M TIRED OF THIS TRILLIONAIRE ZIONIST FASCIST WORLD!!!!We need a new Mao Zedong to liberate the planet...
>>222273031If he helps land men on the moon in 2028, it's worth it
m&s cheesy mash and salmon for dinnerheavenly
Need a social experiment where we swap Elon Musk for Mousenonce and see what they get up to in their newfound lifestyles
wish I had powerful cocaine like the rolling stones did using those vials of cocaine left over from the 1800s that people somehow still had knocking about for top dollar
>>222273069patriot
>>222273065it's true thoughbeit
>>222273084our guy bry is on the case
alysapops
Imagine if Employed Woman had Elon's wealth
Some of the manosphere zoomers are legit evil. Not including the evil zoomer chuds. Youngins are fucked
>>222273032if it works...
>>222273131he would buy out greggs at 400x market value just to get unbanned
>>222273115apparently Putin is spending billions as well on anti aging research
m&s cheesy michael
>>222273130adorable coon
>>222272993>>222273022All memes are public knowledge now. Everything is regurgitated around the internet so much it's basically impossible to have your own "secret" in-jokes anymore.
If it's anything to do with a woman they lose all empathy. They're like chuds except instead of race it's gender
>>222273112it's not all studies show men value looks more than womenyou can think they're wrong but that's what they all say
>>222273115went from thinking he is a loser/crazy to thinking he gives good advice and wants to help people, to realising he is sells snake oil and lies about his personal situation. digging deep is a real rollercoaster.
>>222273112Elon could get 10 of those bints with the snap of his fingers
>>222273158Funny because the entire British population is like this about trans people
>>222273112Do you understand what a billionaire is? I don’t doubt women put looks over the most things but to say an average woman would rather date a broke chad than a ugly billionaire is pure delusion
>looksmaxxinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBZYylhg9Io
>>222273151Does everyone in Thailamd speak English
>>222272945>you claim to be an employed woman>the image is about a fictional sacked trannyAre you alright luv
>billionaire>wants to help people
Think the old axioms "money can't buy happiness", and "if you work hard you can achieve anything" might not be true after all...
Everyone's like "with all that money Elon could do this and that and could buy this and have that" as though all the other billionaires are too poor to do those things. You realise after a billion pounds there is very little you can't buy, even having 10 million is enough to retire, but many of them choose to continue working and doing dumb shit like arguing on twitter.
be careful about posting alysa there's a raging mod who might ban you for "off topic"
>>222273184>Thailamd
>>222273174trans women generally act no different to autistic men plus they tell women they should be beheaded and rape for refusing to let them in to their spaces and wonder why they are so hated
any other thousandaire's in the thread?
>>222273204um
>>222273130she won the medal and my heart
>>222273112Blackpilled
It's literally impossible to become a billionaire without being extremely evil.Yes that even counts for Taylor Swift or Lewis Hamilton or anyone you might like.
did another approach today lads Got a “sorry I’ve got a boyfriend” told her no problem and wished her a nice day.0/2 for nowStill positive and happy, I will make it :)
You know what money can't buy? Love.
>>222273214i'm a tenaire myself
>>222273220more like incelpilled>oh no bad man has girlfriend... women are whores!fuck up nibba
>>222273210smarmy cunt answer the question
>>222273216good post
>>222273198used to be the wealthy had to be philanthropists to prevent the working class from storming their mansions and beating them to death but they figured out it was easier to buy the police, the courts and the media
blud said 'nibba' in the big 26
what's he up to these days
>>222273235give us a tenner
>>222273239how am I supposed to answer your question if I'm not from Thailand?
>>222273065>All studies show that women prioritize looks over everything else when choosing a partner.so do men though
>>222273158foids, groids and leftoids revoked all of the empathy i once had for them on account of their perpetual series of awful actions sorry
>>222273259well if i did that i'd only be a oneaire you see
>>222273212Thanks for proving my point
>>222273252They can’t buy every policeman though? And police make like 24k in this country
If Elon Musk hadn't bought X, leftypol would have completely censored all media by now and used migrant firing squads to eliminate Rorke. Sometimes people forget that.
>>222273269grim
>>222273269Hope communism grinds your fascist arse into a paste and then sends you to a labour camp deep in the guyanese rainforest
>>222273283vgh what covld have been
>>222273266Not bothered about that> A broke chad with criminal record of an abuse against womab, will have more 10/10 girls than any ugly billionaireThis is the retarded part if you believe this you’re too far gone
>>222273308won't though will it mateeven marx himself was whining in his day that his gay ideas would never take hold in britain
>>222273269Manosphere sent for Katie hard cause she shat on St. Clav so I've lost empathy for them
Engels once dumped a bucket of steaming poo on Marx's head.
>>222273270he literally me fr
where is 4chan
lol when remember when Elon glitched out and named the jews that one time and then immediately got sent to auswichtz by Ben Shapiro to be reeducated lol
>>222273308revolution any minute now is it mate
Men and women are meant for each other, it's sad that genders are being radicalised against one another.
Need to do something drasticJust a shitty schizo life
>>2222733664chan doesn't actually have many bots so it's much lower.
>>222273369Don't make light of trauma.
>>222273384blimey i wonder who did that
Being obsessed with football is the clearest sign of having an IQ in the 70 - 90 range
>>222273369No sorry I don't remember that
>>222273369Ben and Pope Leo have really weird ugly faces and they look dysgenic.
>>222273410Oh you’re Jewish aren’t you?
>>222273369Why does he always carry his son as a human shield?
it's been a pooey day for me. i guess that's what i get for eating pizza before bed.
Do you enjoy pooing?
>>222273366the hell is wechat?
>>222273428He probably gave him the counterfeit/forgery baseball and kept the real one for himself.
Bihourly joos meltdown is it? Not their fault they're so good at leading. We don't ask to shoulder this responsibility.
gotham city belongs to me, not the batman
>>222273444necessary evil, innit
SEX 47: CUM HOUSE COME INSIDE
>>222273444i enjoy pooey days, if im being honest
>As of 2022, the title is held by his grandson, Henry Montgomery, 3rd Viscount Montgomery of Alamein, who succeeded in 2020. There are currently no heirs to the viscountcy as the 3rd Viscount has no sons and there are no other living male line descendants of the 1st Viscount. If the 3rd Viscount dies without male issue, the title will become extinct.mental how many titles just go extinct.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOZDKlpybZE
Stalin once pranked Trotsky with a whoopee cushion. That's when the fighting between them started.
>>222273463Turn the VPN off, we all know you're in Tel Aviv habibi
lot of chuds in here, all whining about being lonely incels while also acting like horrible little chuds. wonder if they can connect the dots
>>222272109extremely based edition
I enjoy a good poo but I hate a pooey day cause my arse will be bubbling like a hot spring all day
wwyd in this case?
feel like women are a stupidity multiplier, get three in a room and it just goes quadratic
>>222273517am bottom
>>222273494someone did that to me in middle school and ive hated them since, i actually celebrated when their dad died of cancer a year ago by leaving anonymous comments on their instagram lmao
>>222273422Here you go mate> In November 2023, a user claimed that Jewish communities were pushing “hatred against whites” and supporting mass immigration against white populations. Musk replied:“You have said the actual truth.”
>>222273517
>>222273517go skiing
Manosphere types with photoshop Chad elliot rogers profile pics
just seen police in belfast rounding up muslims for extermination
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI1Xe1sAPgY
>>222273534YIKES! off to auschwitz you go!
>>222273428
they linked up!
>>222273428>Biblical valueswhat exactly does that mean to these peoplethey are always so vague
amazon shopping list:> green screen> small lav mic> something to attach the mic tooh yeah, its time to start my youtube channel
>>222273563Remember we are British not irish tell your fuckin american pals that im fed up of seeing it on Twitter calling us irish
>Christianity bad t. yorke
p
Aryan Beast.
>>222273573Odin isn't real and you know it
>>222272875whats up with you mate? something you need to talk about
>>222273599what do you expect the pope to say?
>>222273601what are you making videos about?
>>222273505cry on nigga
>>222273599>atlantic becoming unmarked gravesthe fuck is he smoking
use rat poison on the neighbours yappy dog
>>222273599idk read the bible
>>222273635gay porn
>>222273635Gay porn and gay porn accessories
>toil on the morrow>toil all fucking weekendFUCK
>>222273638you're the lonely virgin maybe keep posting incel diagrams and a girl will appear to please you
>>222273649ERM
my fat uncle breeding a gazillion chihuahuas trying to get rich
>>222273571
>>222273505>>222273680why do you type like thisangry little man
>>222273685based unc
>>222273635im thinking some obscure 2000s video gameor, if i fall to populism, gay porn
>>222273660
>>222273661>>222273667
>>222273705>>222273705>>222273705
feeding toby to an anaconda
Obscure 2000s gay porn video games
made quite a balls of this whole life thing methinks
