poo
Finally I can post in brit again
posting in this one
>>222276959s
Has anyone seen my updog?
Shan't be posting in the avatar/signature use thread as I do NOT condone rule breaking
>>222276984No afraid not mate, what is that though? What is that "updog" you speak of?
makes you think doesnt it
(8) I AM READY FOR LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WOULD YOU LEND ME YOUR EARS (8)agenuinely get the fear texting a girl before like midday or after like 8pm becaus eimagine if you text her while she's in bed with a manFUCKING GRIMOH HEY LOOK AT ME IM A LITTLE LOAD OF DIGITS ON YOUR SCREENWHILE A GUYS FUCKING COCK IS RUBBING AGAINST HER ICKKKKKKKKK
so fucking cold here i am requesting asylum to sunny britain
>>222277021upcow
>>222276984what's upfag?
>>222276913wtf is that maybe i dont wanna know
>>222277028bizarre cuckold fantasy of a post
>>222277048mental how it's the opposite over there
(8) your always in my head (8)
>>222277048a chilly 30 degrees is it
>>222277008Nothing much, what's updog with you? Hahaha x
cansnonce switching through vpns spamming reports through tears
wish i had drugs
>>222277069it means you're retarded
>>222277088you're
>>222277080hs?
Really hope there isn't an afterlife because I can't do this any longI'm so fucking tired of existing just let me go already There is nothing good enough in the world to counterbalance even 1/1000th of my suffering
brits wouldnt last 1 second in the frigid australian winter
>>222277137What ails you my son
>>222277118huh
>>222277094Oh haha yes, I get it now! The classic updog trick
loved that bosnian women doing the somewhat zesty dance
>>222277137whats wrong mate
>>222277130you are fantasizing about being cuckolded not much else to it lil bro
cringing my nut off at these hydration breaks
>>222277178simpsouthern europeans are always simpsnorthern europeans are more redpilled
>>222277192how am i doing that you illiterate creep
which thread is the thread
>>222277213it was a wholesome old woman though after bosnia scored
>>222277264cuck
>>222277262I only see one /brit/ thread so this is the thread
>>222277262this the non canscunt one
>>222277262obviously this one
>>222277262The later one gets nuked by a janny around 250 so just use this one till it's nuked
smoking cock like i've just inherited a load of cock from my cock farming grandad
Oh my days that shove come on ref wake up
our fellas arent kicking the ball all too well
>>222277271You're just too insecure to have the strength of a cuck like me, I don't care if my woman sleeps with other men
>>222277296have a can lad
Right well this definitely seems like the best thread out of the two that were available to me!
the ball has been kicked
>>222277324more of an ice hockey nation, or so i've heard
>>222277297silver spoon, you've never seen a hard days cock smoking in your life
gee /brit/ your janny lets you have TWO threads?
hawaiian noises?oh, that ain't working.
dedicating this wank to my anglo brothers in Canada
charging my camera batteries
well rorke?
thinking genocidal incel shut-in thoughts about the Irish
Oh my days he spaffed that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhtdsqG-OMwthese cooking videos are good
what is the canadian sport priority list?1.hockey (or does that only count for white guys)2.basketball3.association football ?
Eaten so much my back hurts award
canspaedo melty
mad how Bosnia's short name is "BIH" like "bitch" hahaha
leftypol and rorke chained up in my basement with nothing to eat but pests and excrement.
canslad thread got deleted scream
IMAGINE being Canadian LMAO
couple of hockey players came by the produce stand today
>>222277445you own him
>>222277445screamnigga needs timeout from the internet
everyone in this world cup just gonna sky it outside the box. ball made of helium and woke
jannard's done alright for once
>>222277355Nope, there is only one proper /brit/ thread
>>222277422Actually, lacrosse is Canada's official national sport.
HAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED CANSNONCEHeard it's a 30 day this one from his screaming in the discord
got to hug the 9/10 supervisor todayshe was very soft
>>222277296Err… lad???
not sure what bookies were smoking, this team gets possession and just shoots no matter where they are
>>222277486creep
>>222277152Ah yes, it's midwinter in Australia right now. Let's take a look at the weather, shall we?>Sydney - 15c>Melbourne - 17c>Canberra - 4c>Gold coast - 17c>Newcastle - 12c>Adelaide - 16c>Hobart - 16c>Perth - 17c>Cairns - 20c>Alice Springs - 12c>Darwin - 24c
nth for the holodem
>>222277484alysapops
>>222277422for watching 3 would either be football or baseball but playing probably lacrosse or skiing/snowboarding if those count
>>222277494shoot enough times youre guaranteed to score eventually
SEX 50: SEXO WITH MATURE WOMEN
>>222277488He won't be able to reply lmfaoHe's banned for 30 days and screeching about it in the discord
To Catch a Predator was great
>>222277498A chilly 24 degrees celsius, oh how they suffer
German athlete Alica Schmidt she's well peng
did you see that ludicrous display last night
Canada CAN do it
>>2222774986 degrees where im at my fingers are about to freeze off
>>2222775353 fucking reds
>>222277532i’d track her field!
>>222277445bscr
>>222277498Fuckin freezing
>>222277522mad how it was ended because one of the nonces killed himself before they could get into his house
>>222277557Your winters are warmer than our summers
>>222277532phwoarrr would love to snog her musky log chopper after a full day of training
Sir /brit/ Discord
>>222277447ktim
>>222277498cor i bets its lush on the gold coasti was planning on going to scarborough tomorrow when it looked like it was going to be sunny but now it looks like this
He's actually arguing with the fucking jannies in discord saying he'll sueFucking rattled he is
got a bottle of Soltan on my computer desk
shoudl probably poo but i dont want o
>>222277594s
which one are you
>>222277577in the sting house with the decoy?
>>222277582Screaming
film children
>>222277629fapping
Sweating my gay little bollocks off here
>>222277448Read in sky news that hockey died, bizzare.
>>222277610did they move from IRC to discord? i thought the discord thing was a gimmick
>>222277564What do you mean
>>222277623God gave you an anus for a reason If you don't use it you are going against his creation
>>222277634Um
>>222277658rodent
rorke?
>>222277658rorke
>>222277648you’ll understand when you’re older
>>222277518What's the fucking point of coming here if there is a discord?
>>222277583I beg your pardon?
>>222276959SMAHSED queen
>>222277668wasn't interesting the first time mate
>>222277631it was the one where they were after someone who worked in government, can't remember too many specifics
>>222277668not much of a tradwife clearlymore like... whore
might have a third ipa
>>222277631>>222277692It was a judge I think
kneeling to pray towards Canada for their victory and I hope you will all be doing the same tonight brothers
where is mudryk
rorke when he wets my willy
Oh my days ref another shove wake up
Mental thing about Australia is you can minding your own business and then some spider/snake/scorpion/jellyfish/octopus/shark/stingray/crocodile will just get you and that's that you're finished, you're dead.
>>222277702Rorke onamadone
>>222277645Dunno if they use irc still but you get banned if you post screenshots from the discord >>222277678Funnnier when cansmong threads get deleted
i applied for canada permit to work in either tim hortons or as a farm labourer so hopefully one day i can wear the canadian red. go reds!
>>222277069Site used mainly by paedophiles that gives you a new IP every time you get banned or whenever you feel like itthat's why he can switch the flags basically at whim and also sometimes they can skip post cooldowns completely
frotting the neighbor over a boundary dispute. first to cum loses everything.
>>222277758hindu coded post
tonight I'm learning about the Xi'an Incident on en.wikipedia.org
Oh my days what was that
>>222277668Conservatives are liberals that want lower taxes for the rich, and more taxes on everyone else to fund Israel.
Googling the least painful suicide methods but googleberg keeps trying to cockblock me
>>222277761why would he do that just to post on here
how cringe would it be if I bought a Palestine football shirt
>>222277788another ludicrous display yeah?
Eaten leftover chips from the chippy with cheese on them and a sushi box thing from Waitrose that went out of date today and needed eating and some bread and butter. Considering cooking some pasta so I can have the full carb quadroon. (I won't, I'm full I just couldn't be fucked to cook an actual meal)
>>222277814i might wear one to our toil rounders tournament
>>222277808Sodium nitrite is the most pain free
blud lobbed it would have been better to control and pass
>>222277809don't really know if I'm being perfectly honest but people usually use it when they want to post something that could be classed as illegal in their home country
>>222277808the least painful suicide method is to make an attempt on the pms lifedo this, and live eternal
>>222277262THIS is the thread: >>>/sp/155157835
I've no reason to live everything is just pain
I was redpilled on israel years before it reached the normie sphere and now all the normies think they're elite tier redpillers
>>222277809genuine retard you are
>>222277668no one knows who this is you terminally online freak
Oh my days another yellow what is happening this is madness
>>222277827Are u joking or serious
>>222277720Canada's that way mate
>>222277833Heard it's actually quite unpleasant but doesn't matter since it's delisted off basically all websites now anyways you need to work in a restaurant o algo to get it
songs from the scarface ostwouldn't mind doing some coke right nowyou know
>>222277797and you want to be white, but that just won't happen will it malaponte?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryfZVQAEsjY
canadaaaa
need a cuddle
surprisingly got a bumble matchimmediately fallen in lovedoubt she will message, they never do
hey hons
>>222277802no assno titsno thanks
>>222277884Who is this schizo character that lives inside of your schizo brain you fucktard?
Ten minutes then it's the cans
australians praying to canada like
>>222277874Got in 14g of pure Bolivian for my stag do and felt like scarface when I was chopping it up and also had done a shit load of it even though in actual amounts it doesn't look like much.
>>222277867oh right yeah sorry haha
>>222277835weird >>222277854not gonna argue with you on that point but it is a bit mean to say desu
>>222277950cokevile muck isn't itdone some degenerate shit with itstill
>>222277950isnt that expensive
it's over
Think they might upgrade it from 30 days kek
He's got early onset dementia
>>222277874Ordering Cocaine is easier than Domino's these days.
did canscunt catch a ban then
when, pray tell, will the government ban beheading?
>>222277997Yeah had some right grotty wanks on it and spent far too much at strip clubs to get really horny and not cum >>222277999Yeah, everyone chipped in. Got a good deal on darkweb but it was still several hundreds.
a vengeful spirit is wailing through the halls of my bum begging to be released
Trying dominos italiano range tonightThank you taxpayer!
lol that canadian manager raging
jews made me do 3 equally horrific poos today
>>222278039Bet this goes hard if you're a 14 year old who thinks MAGA is countercultural
sir wayne rooney
>>22227803130 days and screeching about in discord kekarguing with the jannies too like a proper mong so it might be upgraded
>>222278039FFS John you're better than this
>>222277898more of a second half team
we're just enjoying the footy
Sir hair transplant
>Palestine Action activists jailed over factory raidSo after all that shite they were convicted in the end.
According to Italian Marxist and former Communist militant Antonio Negri, it's actually revolutionary to refuse to work since it harms the state and corporations
just found out i can access work orders from home so i can see what awaits me
>>222278039lmao
>>2222781070 v 0
>>222277532She looks like a british chavette
>>222278026When I'm in nearest city I can get coke off the albanians within 15 minutes, it's not great but it does the job. Luckily they don't deliver to where I live, a mate has a number for a guy that lives close and sells good stuff but I am resisting the urge to ask for it because I do not need that temptation every time I've had four beers
>>222278115what happened to the hunger strikers. they were in critical condition and going be the next bobby sands then nothing happened
>>222278110chuckled
olivia giroud's hair looks fucking stupid
>>222278115The government put in place a special ban forbidding the jurors from being informed they could acquit or that there would be subsequent terrorism charges that would make them ineligible for parole, and banned the media from saying so either.Labour, Lib Dems, Tories, Reform, Restore - they'll all do anything to defend Israel's right to blow up children and commit genocide
baiting world cup tourists on /sp/ is so easyI am literally DROWNING in (you)s
>>222278039John Cleese really lost the plot on XHe keeps retweeting fake AI videos and all sorts
>>222278187kahtim
>>222278203lmao
>>222278188uve put chud face on ononWHATS H IS NAMEDON DRAPERJOHN HAMM
trying to win my risk-like game
>>222278039Circumcision should be banned it's an insane barbaric blood ritual that serves literally no purpose other than to create a separate group. Anyone that promotes it should be removed from society for weird child torture fetish.
>>222278154All but one quit the hunger strike shortly before they were due for hospitalisation due to malnutrition/starvation.One continued and was put on a bunch of machines and force feeding shit for a couple weeks before they also gave up.
some of you motherfuckers never posted on a vbulletin forumlet alone a smf forum
Used to be a communist from about 2018-2024, now I'm a hardcore adherent of revolutionary National Socialism and a White planet.Funny how things work out.
>>222278203nice work lol
>>222278220mad how OP australasia is in that
>>222278220What one's that I might have played it
>>222278239proboards man me, back in 2006 I was an HTML and CSS wizard
>>222278248You're a LARPing manchild who picks ideology due to contrarianism rather than principle
>Ted Lasso carbon copy TV showDire
>>222278248talk about your recently purchased home
>>222278248not really autistic mongs quite commonly bounce between contradictory extreme ideologies
Thoughts on Cynthia Erivo, lads?She is unlikeable AF, but if I said this IRL I would be deemed Racist.
>>222278300he has never considered this.
>>222278291Lmao, it do be the case
SUPPORT WHITE TEAMS ONLYREJECT GLOBALISM
>>222278268i was a 15 year old admin of an xbox 360 forumhow i had any authority was a mystery
>>222278300he does that, it's why you were banned
Unlike that freak I've been a communist my entire 20s, for the past decade, because I actually believe in Marxist principles and don't just see it as a LARP for aesthetic/troll reasons
>>222278222the trauma messes up their brains, look at the places with high circumcision rates, usa israel africa south korea and the mideast. all deranged SEA is the exception i guess cause they seem mostly normal
>>222278039Boomers are so stupid
>>222278351Mass murderer of Europeans who then killed himself
>>222278320I was 14 and admin of a pro wrestling forum
>>222278348I got a circumcision due to phimosis and a medical student did it and mucked up my bellend
>
>>222278302unsettling to look at
hour of Emmerdale, hour of Corrie. I'm loving it
what's the prognosis /brit/?
>>222277808don't you dare
HEYYYYYYYYYY BABYOOH AAH I WANNA KNOOOOOOOOOWIF YOU'LL BE MY GIRL
Canada are pish
>>222278377they never knewtook rulings off childrenthey never knewmade us who we are today
>>222278188>don draper>dont>rape>hercuckold show
>>222278408Skin cancer unironically, see a doctor
>>222278390thats unfortunate thought you could stretch your willy out if you got phimosis also whys every brit poster got a mutated willy
>>222278260war.app?that's what i've been playing
>>222278408monkeypox
>>222278330
>>222278435Ok nevermind
>>222278371Rorke sputtering and steaming after reading this post
>scan this qr code to buy a tv license
>>222278408dont stick your fist into the frying pan to see how "hot" it is can relate to this photo
Mental how the Avatar franchise are the best selling movies of all time yet has absolutely zero cultural relevance or impact
>>222278468>tv licenseFOY
>don't forget you do need a tv licence
Oh, we're halfway thereOh oh, living on a prayer
>>222278472Just CGI slop innit
Canslad hereI will make the /new/ lads, again
>>222278434Yeah i know that now but it got stuck when I was younger and I came down and showed it to my mum and dad and they took me off to get it circumcised.
>>222278453oh ok
>>222278472extremely high-budgeted slop initwe went to the cinemas for the 3d and the cool cgi world
well, it's just us two, then*leans in for a kiss*
sporty athletic women are quite nice I think. they have a certain charm
why do you all have phimosis
>>222278530Playing with it too much x
evening mates top of the evening to you all haha oh yes
>>222278528they have a certain stink
i don't
>>222278530i have a cyst filled grey-black circumcision scar, not phimosis
>>222278338thoughts on men in leather outfits?
Bosnian keeper struck down by a black canadian missle
official most boring topics of discussion in /brit/1. the gym/workouts2. phimosis3. investing4. drugs5. religion...9001. footy
>>222278545haha and the rest of the evening to yourself squire haha
>>222278348The aggression that Americans defend it is horrendous. Utter lunacy to be like "I want my sons penis to be mutilated like mine" and bragging that they're less sensitive so can shag for longer. Just lunatic cope. I would be furious if my parents had done that to me, I'm mad about my foreskin. Love the little lad.
Never see any Isle of Man or Gibraltar flags here. Curious.
>>222278545Evenin', la. (You) on the Alcohol?
Oh my days he fucked it
we're gonna decorate yours and make it look cute
>>222278530Not playing with it enough x
gonna go medieval on yo ass
>>222278577oh yes haha
>>222278559No strong opinions on the matter just hope they have class consciousness
>>222278390Could actually understand if you went on a murder spree for that.
didn't turtlemong have phimosis?we called him phimo for a good bit
Why is the stadium half empty
>>222278576bet you'd love to see a man isle flag you little bender
brits and australians spend most of their time thinking about american penisespretty fucking gay if you ask me
umumumum
>>222278348Southeast Asians are a very docile people it seems
>>222278545Now this is a womfy post
>>222278468why are they advertising the tv license ON the bbc?that's like advertising water in a swimming poolbloody weird
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Los_Angelesmental how los angeles is only 28% white
>>222278605soccer's lame
football players say "skills" when they mean tactics and they say "gameplan" when they mean strategy
>>222278634Wait until you see Bradford
wizza in the oven, wuppa poured, wootball on the tellynow that's womfy
>>222278634The blacks are being cleansed from LA by the hispanicsthey're pushing the brothas out
>>222278605fifa jews
OH MY DAYS OH MY DAYS
just did a mildly unpleasant poo
studies show that frequent pubertal masturbation, while abstinent to penetrative sex, results in a larger penis on average.
read some projection that predicted that america would be 5% white in 2080>>222278662
>>222278648needs to get with his mates and do a dance where they bob up and down
>>222278648bafger
trollbar
>>222278662it's all the way that is
>>222278662wovely x
OH MY DAYS OH MY DAYS OH MY GIDDY DAYS
the newbert:>>222278698>>222278698>>222278698
>>222278612I wouldn't say most of my time but every time I'm reminded I feel furious on your behalf.
immigration and asylum policy should be women of childrearing age and girls only. men and boys should be fighting for whatever shithole they are from
>>222278683Time to colonize Mars.
>>222278627Friend of mine got an email telling her off for watching iplayer without a license. Stupid bitch signed up to iPlayer using her genuine email address and Street address kek it's so easy to just lie
I have ordered my Palestine jersey :)
>>222278648Give the poor cunt some mashed potatoes
