Herbie Hancock edishprevious: >>222282220
>I love you son :)
Saw a homeless guy wearing a Bitches Brew shirt the other day, would've taken a pic but I feel like that would've aggravated him
Any good games to play
>>222284268Russian roulette
>>222284268Nope.
>>222284268Are you JJ
https://youtu.be/zlA63tFXVig?si=hR8QEsvi8ZCOlTD5&t=54
>>222284268Find the glory hole
>>222284283Who
i am too old to play fps games. i just dont have it anymore.
fibermaxxing literally fixed every part of my life, if you're not eating like 50g of fiber supplement per day you're never gonna make it
I've always thought it would be very funny to stake out a glory hole late at night and then when some fagola puts his erect pecker through it you just smash it with a hammer as hard as you can and run away screaming.
White girls with fat asses
>>222284268Ultima IV: Quest of the Avatar
>>222284308like haha funny or intriguing funny?
>>222284304Same, I wish battlefield hadn't of killed itself, large scale shooters are still fun because individual contribution matters much less, trying to play some small scale shit and just getting insta'd by some zoomie over and over is no fun
>>222284314YES. EXACTLY. THIS IS WHAT I'M ALWAYS SAYING.
Dad and Brother are fighting again
>>222284308convoluted way of wanting to see another mans penis upclose
>>222284308Always thought about other men's cocks you say?
>>222284304I was playing a lot of CS as a kid, wonder If I'm slow now that I'm older
Yes I want old style! It's the only fucking style!
>>222284324i used to always instigate fights between my brother and dad
>>222284318Bit of both I suppose. It would certainly be good for a laugh but then to ponder the aftermath of some retched homo lying on the floor of a gas station toilet at 3am crying about his exploded AIDS stick. Might be a good time for him to reconsider his sinful ways.
Watching the FIFA world cup has made me realize that we really are one race, the human race
>>222284335I'm just tired of them both. They're both fiesty Wiggers while I take after my Mom's quiet side.
>>222284332I started losing it after 30
>>222284308Why are you always thinking about glory holes?
Why not put the police under a separate/reforemd justice system and trial like they did in Argentina after the dictatorship?Putting signs that say "abolish the police" just makes your movement seem moronic, impulsive, impossible and retarded. If you actually arrest these sadistic fucks and force them to be accountable for their actions there wouldn't be another george floyd, wouldn't be another mass shooter getting military trainig, and there wouldn't be another charlie kirk being shot on live television
>>222284327>>222284328You're reading into this too much you silly billies. I have no desire to witness some stranger's glistening luscious d- I mean gross penis through a hole in the wall.
>>222284321
>>222284351I haven't played in 13 years probably and I'm nearing 30, I would probably be bad at it.
>>222284367i remember when every brownoid was spamming her a few years ago
Driggity drank too much
PAWGs are pog
ready for some soccer?
>>222284367This is why men used to fight wars. Literally over delicious creamy white cake like this. And it's a perfectly valid thing to die for.
>>222284356>"abolish the police"Mexicanon the year is 2026, I know that coma was rough but the U.S has moved on
>>222284367Holy sex, I gotta say there's nothing better than sex with this type of girl, blonde, thick, I bet she smells nice. Pure magic.
>>222284393Gross
soccer i hardly know her
>>222284393>>222284367Since I left MN, I will never have this
What's up my AMIGRO
>>222284395i prefer more demure girls myself
>talk about glory hole cock>/cum/ whines>post delicious fat white asses>/cum/ whinesthis fucking place.
>>222284411Jeeted
>>222284411lol
>>222284394Unitedstatians are psychologically the same as they were in 2016 even if they swapped the pepe with a chudjak and floyd with kirk. Aesthetics change, the problems and discussion stay the same
Another successful day of not drinking alcohol. Boy I sure do love being sober. It's great finding things to constantly occupy every waking second of my life to avoid drinking or the thought of booze.
>>222284425>Unitedstatians are psychologically the same as they were in 2016Wrong, it's actually 2014. That's when BLM and Gamergate happened, Ukraine started, Russia intervened in Syria, and Israel last invaded Gaza.
>>222284425Shut up ya fucking indio nigger
ever been in a chick like this? It's a pretty good experience
>>222284445In Arizona girls like this are dime a dozen
What's your supplement stack?Mines Omega 3, coenzyme q10, Magnesium, Vitamin D, and Zinc
>>222284445This is high octane plap fuel. Some girls are literally evolved solely for taking dick.
ALL RISE FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF PARAGUAY
>>222284445Yeah but the stomach and thigh area was better
My mom watching the U.S. and Paraguay teams go onto the field:>Which team is which?
Just ripped a massive stinky fart that smells of feta and olives. I ate feta and olives earlier so it checks out. I've found that taking the seeds/gooey part out of tomatoes drastically lowers the chances of me shitting my pants with these special Greek farts. Not 0% but it's pretty close.
>>222284459hideous looking ugly ass bitch
>>222284464>*Click* *click*¡Me encanta que me follen por el culo!
this is the apex of female formsgood facetummy looks smooth and kissablehips nicely wide but not too fat
>>222284464>paraguay:/>pair of guys:D
>>222284425To be fair, almost all the ACAB/Abolish the Police people now pretend they never said that or that it meant the opposite of what they were saying directly o algo
Stfu about sports. Let's talk about white girls
>>222284484retard
angelic
>>222284460Vitamin D3 (cholecalciferol drops)Magnesium Glycinate Zinc Glycinate I also buy pure Magnesium Chloride crystals and put it in hot water and soak my legs - it's so fucking good at relieving soreness. I'm planning on making some oil with it for body use. It's also great for hair.
>>222284481shes walling but still would
>>222284519thats the coom stack im on to you
>>222284502I think you meant to say white men
dasha's face isn't even symmetricalshe looks pretty fucked up, and she's completely flat
I'm almost there keep going. I'm about to blow my huge load to these white girls
>>222284525idk what that means
I was sexually assaulted by zoom zoom.
also dasha got famous for dating a jew and her husband is indian
C-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!
>>222284445A fat girl? God, no
I was also sexually assaulted by zoom zoom.
if you cant see beauty in a girl with a small chest youre a nigger
>>222284529Nah the coom stack has Selenium, L-Arganine,L-Cysteine, L-Carnitine, Lecithin as well as the above mentionedI don't do that anymore.
>>222284562>proud of his low testosterone
Oh my God I'm cumming I'm cumming I'm cumming oh yes I'm cumming
how can i become more sexually frustrated, should i start edging every day
Disclosure Day looks gay as hell. I'm not watching that dogshit.
>>222284567Got no problem with that but she has to have a nice ass. Love of my life was like that, although they were nice B cups
>>222284576Watch erotic videos but don't jerk it
>>222284582It's sad that Emily Blunt bogged
>>222284460100mg edible, 100mg thc syrup put in to a lemonade and sipped over the course of an hour, my Friday night goon til I pass out stack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-AoAz-MNXg>pm struggling to speak frenchNot like this...
The hoops one has to dive to watch thirdiedive is unbearable
>>222284464ngl it's pretty goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWFiWUl6RLk
despite my pure bloodi am still just a fat little chud
drinking metamucil
>>222284595i might just have a wet dream before any behavior changes
dasha is ugly and a whore, she has a three digit body count and is proud of it!
>>222284558get that FAT JAPANESE ASS on my DICK right now
>>222284630plus shes ugly thats the worst part
>>222284630True. Anna has fat tits
niggas out there rly b so dum they need instructions on how to jack dey dicks off
>>222284630she said on podcast her body count is around 70 and shes not proud of it why are you making shit up
Bought a cyberpunk genre novel
>>222284582Looks like one of those movies that turbpnormies love where it's all viral hype for opening weekend but then everyone forgets about it permanently after like a week
game idea, assassins creed but none of the gay modern day shit
>>222284640I'll jack you off ya fucking faggot!
stop forcing me to look at these obese braphogs
>>222284582The ending is hilarious
>>222284643>her body count is around 70That was years ago faggot, she has said 3 figures since, hundreds of men have violated her holes while she gives them that dead fish stare
>>222284640Jerk off instructions are hot you don't get it
>>222284660nta but ruin it because im also not watching that BULLSHIT
hello chaps
no one likes penises except fags because they are mentally ill, penises are inherently repulsive
Never cared for JOI
>>222284676Vaginas are actually
shan't say which but I got invited to an early showing of a movie somehow, have stumbled ass backwards in to quiet a few free things lately, should be grateful but I otherwise have terrible luck
>>222284582Jay Dyer exposed that movie as anti-Christian propaganda.
>>222284676Just because yours looks like that doesn't mean everyones has to look like that
>>222284574>says the porn addicted freakYa idk man I actually have sex so what can I say
>>222284688actually what
cumbums
>>222284701Gross. Penis no
I really hope I get into UCLA so I can get all the Asian pussy
Good joi is very rare, they have to NOT do the porn voice, if they do the dumb wispy voice it's a turn off or the asmr voice, or some cringe dom shit, they just need to use their regular voice and it's good, also better if they're doing it live for you but that would never happen for (you)
>>222284723I somehow always knew you were a Californian
>>222284723I'm trying to get asian cock at the moment
whom /druk/?
>>222284734I thought you were a size queen?
>>222284731>CalifornianClose, Arizona.I have a professor I HATE that went there but he likes me and is my ticket to that school. I have another one of his classes this fall.
>>222284121 hate zoomer slang so much but must be the case for all slangdesugrowing up i dont fink i ever used like slang that only young peoplesmaybe like "sick" but i feel like when i was younger we didnt have like weird unusual ways of saying complex conceptsthen you had the morons who like used efnic slang which is just low iq dumbbut yeh i dunnomaybe fink just less you are.in these normie social cliques the less you use elaborate slangso maybe i am right in saying like generally zoomer slang is moronicmakes you fink innit
>>222284674sup catfren>>222284681just recently learned what that is, I don't get it desu
>>222284742I'm on dude gang weed trying to decide what game to play next
How about cum eating instructions
Some vaginas look great, idk why people are always acting like there aren't beautiful ones
I'm rooting for Paraguay because they are the underdogs.
>>222284746I've met a few with bigger dicks
>>222284222ngl ive never relly rated diss album. its too close to like conventional pop musicjazz fusion they call it i guess albeit a little kore sophisticated den the smooth jazz stuffmiles davis did jazz fusion but it was actually inteesting music rather than just like funky pop kinda music
>>222284772This person is a pedo
>>222284645>The aliens are here. They have always been here, and in the movie’s final moments, a gray, tortured, and aged extraterrestrial is wheeled into the newsroom by a team of true-believers led by Hugo Wakefield (Colman Domingo). Suddenly, it’s clear how Hugo knew all along about Margaret and Daniel (Josh O’Connor), two adults who were both taken at a young age to be test subjects, or perhaps ambassadors, for what comes next: worldwide first contact.>The details are deliberately vague, but the implications are vast as Blunt translates the beleaguered gray’s first televised comment to the world: “Listen.”Also horrible CGI ayy lmao
>I've met a few with bigger dicks
cocks are just better
>>222284742Gonna smoke some weed instead of getting drunk
Imagine if the country was called Paragays
>>222284238shoulda paid him for a picturei hope you regret that
execute order 67
>>222284566Jason?
>>222284803I didn't have cash on me>>222284797Well, that's just like, your opinion, man
I think sporty athletic women are quite nice. They have a certain charm.
>>222284605phwoar intrestin' 'ttington
>>222284815They know what they're doing
>>222284772It's true, innies are great and visually pleasing (specially from the back)
Found your dad I think he's the guy rapping in the video https://youtube.com/shorts/_bPc6dah1Vw
>>222284786As a homosexual (you) are like 1000x more likely to be a genuine pedo tbqh
Just saw a video of claude beating fire red with a level 76 Charizard which proves my theory that I knew when I was like 7
>>222284815Sporty women give you strong, smart kids but they also up your chances of birthing a lesbian
Saw a slightly chubby mexican guy out with what I presume was his wife and kid wearing a tshirt with the words "MILF HUNTER" with a busty woman's silhouette in a crosshair under it
>>222284742good aphex twin apbum
grandma starts raping faster than eminem
claude says im very mature for my age
>>222284834California?
German athlete Alica Schmidt looks nice
>>222284634beggars fucking belief how vapid women are
>>222284841Now that you mention it, I don't think I've ever heard of a case where a grandma is a rapist
>>222284795>picThis is called an anecdotal fallacy.
business idea: get a joblol just kidding can you imagine
>>222284850Do you reckon her ass smells like shit?
>>222284832That Charizard is the best pokemon?
Don't sit by the phone for meWait at home for me, all alone for meYour face was supposed to be hanging over me like a rosarySo morose for me, seeing ghosts of meWriting oaths to me, is it so naive to wonder?
>>222284839So true
>>222284850what a specimen>>222284863impossible, I just know she smells great
how is she even real
>>222284815it's the high t that makes them ultra horny
>>222284863not sure
What's with this meme in /cum/ where people spam ugly-to-mid women like they are beautiful?
Penis is erect
>>222284891>this meme in /cum/ where people spam ugly-to-mid womenThey're just Brownoids simping for anything White
>YouTuber inserts a paid sponsor section in the video>fuck it, I’m in the middle of something using my hands, I’ll just wait it out>literally goes on for five minutes
>>222284891its mental illness
desu i fink young people generally are morale vapidmen can be vapid especially young menbut fink women are more.vapid than men on averageand i fink dats coz vapidity is definable in terms of social obsessionwomen are just more socialand value appearance more than menand i dont fink thats all patriarchysex behavior is highly genetic for all other animalsshould not be different in humansi believe women are genetixally vapid dueto sexual selectionlike men are genetically aggressive un a very toxic wayand men also have better visuospatio abilities. probably partly why more scientists and chess players are.men
>>222284891
i would die for her
cant find gainful employment on account of how often i SHIT.
>>222284925>tattoos into the trash
Money pours like the rain falls and I'm going to spend it like I don't care
>>222284934i will kill you for her
>>222284913Troons really have a rough time with candid photography, i.e. when they can’t control the deceptive camera angles
simping is anudda example if vapidity just in a diffrent way
>>222284925>mom urges you to marry
>>222284955Blair White's are the funniest
>>222284867fire pokemon are overratedthey good against like wun kinda fing and shit against the rest
Shortly before graduating high school I befriended this girl who was a massive whore and she was actually nice to me and would partner with me during class and stuff and then one day we were having a field trip and I was getting pretty confident around her and was gonna try to fuck to lose it and so I was gonna get flirty during the field trip and so they were doing a seating chart and the coach that was running it said to come to him if we wanted to change seats and I saw I wasn't next to her so I tried to quietly ask him to move me next to her without anyone overhearing and the fucking guy yells YOU WANNA SIT NEXT TO (NAME) and I tried to play it off but everyone heard and started laughing and he didn't even move me and my friends rode my ass about it for the last few weeks of the year and I never saw any of them again after that, never fucked her either, anyway still think about the soul crushing cringe of that moment occasionally could feel my soul attempting to leave my body the moment he did it, it future proofed me from cringe though
>>222284913I could snap him like a twig
Couldn't find a single match for cod zombies wtf
>>222284972>they good against like wun kinda fingThey're good against steel, bug, and ice types too
>>222284969For me, it’s this picture
>>222284990that shit dead bro
>>222284991yeh dinnae ken bout steelnever got that farel
>>222284975Real inchresting that headset devices don't go above his ear
>>222284975should've smacked your coach
>>222285007Not as dead as your aids ridden grandpa
>>222284996ah, a 500 word /pol/ screencap, my favorite -_-
>>222284969Would hang out with Blair White desu, seems ok.
how does she do it
>>222284955Humans literally have millions of years of evolution for differentiating males vs females, some surgeon hacking at your face and horse piss hormones aren't easily overcoming that
>>222285031do what?
>>222285019bone conducting o algo
Family is visiting. It's only been like 2 hours and I'm already so stressed out. Also my cat I have no clue where he is. Normally he hides in my room with me whenever strangers are around. I hope he didn't run outside while people were going in and out of the door. It's gonna be a long few weeks...
>>222285031How does she always make the same disinterested face in every picture
Friday night
Woah mama!!!!!!!!!
>>222285029>Would hang out with Blair White desu, seems ok.
>>222285032Would drinking human woman piss have similar effects to HRT :/
>>222285022>/pol/Newfag ahh nigga
my gf had sex with 14 men before me including 4 blacks
>>222285047Basement dweller cartoon
>>222285019bone conducting headphones are a thinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a27T7ldoLdE
>>222285055leonardo
>>222285055ayoooo i finna rape
>>222284934I used to have a huge crush on her but I know the second she’s a sarcastic bitch towards me I would cry and leave her
>>222285057gottem
>>222285064My gf hates blacks and also more recently Indians
My aunt and grandmother recently moved like half an hour from me and both have texted me about visiting and I've just ignored it, I talk to my mom and dad once a week minimum I have literally zero desire to interact with the rest of my family though hated them when I was younger don't see how getting older is going to change that, not like they're particularly good people either so I don't feel all that bad about denying them the courtesy
>>222284975Brutal.
>>222285057lel
>>222285064Get a life!
>>222285091what about me, can i come over
>>222285100Did you like Olivia Rodrigo's new album?
Can't believe how racist Americans were
>>222285108Get his ass
>>222284975Coach definitely did that on purpose, some teachers never stopped being high school students mentally
>>222285112I haven't heard it, I don't think I've heard a song from her desu and if I did I had no idea it was her.
>>222285113>1488 Sandy Blvdlol
>>222285113America was better when it was racist
I miss Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima so much bros...
>>222285111What does her butt feel likeis it firm and tonedcan you squeeze it
>>222285143We still have Uncle Ben rice here and desu it's a decent rice I gotta admit.
>>222285143same, there was nothing wrong with either of them
>>222285143The real eyes ization that if my brother has kids I'll be uncle ben lmaoooooo
>>222285108Is this true
you are raping paraguay in the anus
>>222285158what if your brother names his son peter
>>222285167>raping paraguay in the anusYou guys know a thing or two about this
>>222285143Blahpipo didn't even ask for Aunt Jemima to go away
>>222285148https://youtube.com/shorts/Bief-glbPW4
>>222285169Better hope I don't raise that mfer
>>222285148Theoretically, if one were black enough, could these fruit spears be soaked not only in Koolaid but some kind of intoxicating beverage? Alcoholic in its nature?
>>222285148>at any moment your entire legacy could become being an AI slop character man made horrors beyond our comprehension are coming
>>222285202>could these fruit spears be soaked not only in Koolaid but some kind of intoxicating beverageThey do it with Henessy and pickeles
GOSH soccer is so boring
>>222285077listen to her loveline (dating advice) episodes of redscare shes actually really kinda and compassionate even when the callers are incels
>>222285167One of the US’ two goals was Paraguay scoring an own-goal thoughbeitMasturbation?
It's modern day commedia dell'arte the internet revolves around stock characters because it caters to the lowest common denominator
>>222285213>They do it with Henessy and pickeles
>>222285148I do not understand Charlie Kirk memes. They're just "haha look it's Charlie Kirk". Back in the day they had actual jokes like the "Dear Liberal" ones and his increasingly tiny face
>>222285202How about pineapples in codeine syrup (lean)
>>222285214Watch WC 2002, it's the best tournament IMO. Brazil's team is on another level.
>>222285242see >>222285225 zoomies think putting the chud character represented by kirk in wacky situations
>>222285242It’s comparable to Millennials doing 9/11 jokes or Dead Osama Bin Laden Photoshop memes
fairly drunk
>>222285247>SizzurplesI'd rather huff jenkem
Steven Spielberg is an evil wicked man.
>>222285250>Brazil's team is on another levelThey certainly were in 2014, they certainly were...
>>222284975What a douche. I can relate. There was this absolute cutie who used to ride the bus with me in HS we usually sat next to each other or 1 row apart. She had a crush on me for some reason which I didn't really realize at first, but she gradually got more forward with her attempts. One day mid sentence she said really quickly to me "iwantyoutotakemyvirginity" very quietly and quickly, I just replied "what?" Because it was so sudden and I was so surprised. She just acted like she hadn't said anything. I was really shy and inexperienced but was trying to move things forward but this big Alabama white guy and then the other black guys on the bus I guess were jealous of me and they began a harassment bullying campaign against me. Every single morning and afternoon on the way to and back from school, they'd rip on me and bully me relentlessly and mercilessly, just endless joking on me and insulting me, calling me names saying my breath was bad, insulting my family members, just whatever nasty and mean stuff you can think of. I tried standing up for myself but I was a pretty nerdy dude so whenever I tried to insult them back they'd just turn my words against me and laugh at me even harder for having lame comebacks.Anyways, in the end, obviously her seeing me so defeated gave her the ick and she stopped sitting with me or talking to me. I still remember the day where I looked in her eyes and only saw disgust and pity. Actually I'm pretty sure towards the end she moved to start sitting with the main guy who lead the group in bullying me.To this day i get filled with rage remembering that shit. Wish I'd just punched those faggots in the face or stabbed them Karmelo Anthony style. I'm more mad about a comment he made about my sister than anything else.
you call it racism I call it lived experience
>>222285166Sorry, I am not the German with the foot fetish. I think he usually doesn't post here during the night.
I have never seen the Godfather. I know the third one is bad and it's because of sofia which is funny because I love LiT>>222285262I am very drunk
>>222285225Stock characters at least go back to the classical period, if not to the dawn of humanityhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miles_Gloriosus_(play)
>>222285287i think my heart rate is 100 bpm
>>222285277Brazil 96 to 02 - best team to ever play EVER
Just shat and it reeks.
>>222285279none of this ever happened to me because i was incredibly repulsive (still am)
Why is Trudeau attending the US game but wasn't at the Canada game?
>>222285284>GermanpreetPrussian phenotype?
Cuckdea and Katy Perry spotted at the poo ess gay game
>>222285279>I tried standing up for myself but I was a pretty nerdy dude so whenever I tried to insult them back they'd just turn my words against me and laugh at me even harder for having lame comebacks.I felt this one nigganon. That's brutal and it's happened to me an innumerable number of times.I especially had one case in 8th grade where I was being bullied by the other girls on the bus because I liked this one girl since I was young but never made any moves. It ended up with a dyke from high school shoving slime in my hair and ruining the whole day.
>>222285321To watch his gf Katy Perry perform during the opening, duh
>>222285321hs gf performed o algo
>>222285326They might get married
>>222285111>>222285055She's gorgeous but her ass is too fat. I say this as a black guy. I hate fat assess. It looks ridiculous and disproportionate. Tits too. The ideal female body is a toned, cute butt, and tiny tits with womanly curves and wide hips.
>>222285279I’m an Alabama white guy and I wanna be free…
you're gaping paraguays bussy wide right now
>>222285349I hope they have kids
It's over for Paragay.So that makes Canada the only host country which didn't manage to win its opening game.
>>222285359She's made for bwc not tbc (tiny black clity)
I thought Paraguay was good at soccer
>>222285387Katy Perry is 41, so that doesn’t seem likely unless they make an IVF test tube baby
>>222285398No you're thinking of Uruguay
>>222285287Based drunk, keep going
>>222285394Canadians aren’t into soccer. Did you see the team, or the spectators for that matter? It’s like +90% foreigners
Found out my coworkers have a groupchat without me. They definitely talk shit about me in there
>>222285394We tied. I thought this was considered a win for soccer sissies.
>>222285394At the last World Cup, Team Canada lost three matches, scored zero goals, gracelessly expired from the group stage, so getting a draw against Bosnia it about as good as one could reasonably expect.
>>222285418How could you tell? There is no specific Canadian phenotype.
>>222285435True soccer sissy perfection is a 0-0 draw. Just edging the audience for 90 minutes with no payoff LOLHappens all the time at the World Cup
>>222285055corr good bob dylan lyric dissstuck inside of memphis wiv the memphs blues agendiss wenchoid has an ass implant my man
>>222285429That sucks
>>222285401My mom was 40 when she had me
>>222285439
business idea: impregnate women using a fake name and never see them again
>>222285178That's how it goes. Social justice types, meaning white and jewish chicks in academia/politics/media decided for them.
