Moo edition
>>222286299This isn’t a cowIn fact it’s a goat
hello late-night /brit/posting chads
used to drink goat milk as a kid in the village
https://voca.ro/1n9X6rBRlP9j
>>222286323Done him
Off to the shop anyone want owt
https://youtu.be/ix_7p1qczXsWas Enoch right?
>>222286354choccy croissant
>>222286354a poo please mate
>>222286354yeah get us some uhhhhuhhh
>>222286354As much Guinness draught as you can carry
>>222286354ciggies, i'm running low
>>222286336ive not had sex since September 2024
>>222286380a year and a half, that's insane mate. I haven't had sex in 33 years!
Anyone ever seen that film staring Ryan Gosling about he Jewish neo nazi?
I'm getting wise and I'm feeling so bohemian like you
Thinking about watching Drive starring Ryan Gosling as a stuntman-turned-getaway driver.
Wonder who the oldest virgin in history was
Ryan Gosling 'cord raid
I'm watching drive and I'm feeling so incellious like you
>>222286411wdym?
>>222286411that monk who lived on an island in greece
https://voca.ro/1f64dDfooWpC
>>222286411Your da
nth for the gyaldem
>>222286418Those monks are doing it morning noon and night
>>222286395closer to 2 years and the mental toll is brutalive been on illicit painkillers most of that timeopioids kill my sex drivenow i'm 412 hours off opioids and my body and brain is suddenly obsessed with sex againi wanked twice yesterdaybeen a long while since i managed a doubleneed sex asap
>>222286336Alri
sir vocaroo yank
Up early or late?
The fact birds with huge chebs exist and none of them are my gf is deeply immoral
>>222286429You've been posting this shit for 16+ hours today mate It's time to stop
>>222286446up late to watch the soccer
>>222286437Sir getting his life together
any sleepy eepy chads in
Ryan Gosling staring as a retarded autistic aspergers schizoid man who shags a fuckdoll in Lars and the Real Girl (2007)
If Poch can get it together by the world cup maybe Tuchel can do the same(cope). Every time I'd caught Poch US which wasn't often they played like shit
>>222286451Girls dont want you to know this, but you can just get drunk and motorboat big titties. They let you do it.
>>222286460I'm eepy but not a chad :3
>>222286456How many did paraguay score
>>222286423it is, thats why they've been empowered, Yuri Bezmenov warned about this, and that its coming to the westIronically enough it's not like that in Bulgaria even at a corporate level, there's still playful sexual harassment and banter. Being a snitch renders you "gay" and nobody would want to hang out with you
Your dad posts on /Britfeel/ and your mum posts on Brit/Pol/
Get the fucking niggers raped
rorke shoving 300 kilograms of loot into leftypol's corpse's asshole and dragging it to a nearest merchant
>>222286487uno
>>222286460I'm starting to feel it, probably will check out in 30 mins
>>2222864871 in the 2nd half yanks scored 4
Sir Gay Snitcher
>>222286496Rip them bozos
>>222286460I'm excited after the match, it's too bright so I'll might only get 4 hours again. Would rather sleep so I've got enough energy for Scotland
mad how sweaty I get at night, have been putting on weight this past year so I'm very husky and always moist somewhere
>>222286501Remembered which goal was there's in the second huh
>90% of America doesnt even watch soccer>considered a Woman's sport in America>empty seats at the World Cup games>still winYeah its call soccer now. How utterly embarrassing.
>>222286525Corrrr
>>222286527its too expensive
>>222286526Dunno what you mean
>>222286487TwiceOnce for us Once for them LMAO
>>222286453The likkle ritual post is going to make you meltdown again DTFIC
>>222286540Own goal in the first half
>>222286323behhh
>>222286354Sleeping pills bud
>>222286556Looks like a fucking Jew
>>222286345abstain from futher cussing please, it's so unpolite, so rude
>>222286556diet coke calms my racism. good for longevity.
I beet Emma Watson does smelly toots.
>>222286563
Wish there had been an American Waffen SS legion
>>222286556what's he so happy about
>>222286556Reminds me of the little lad who goes "ITS TAPE!" in the katana unboxing video
>>222286578more like waffle SS considering how your people are fat
burger waffen ss
>>222286588classic
>>222286583me when I get probed and raped at night and then relay incredible alien secrets to my /brit/friends in the morning
>>222286590You’re pretty fat too
Not sure i want to be alive anymore
I love pooowoowoowoowooooooo cos it tells me things I want to know
Americans serving in the Bigmacht
>>222286611Have a chiko roll and a schooner of VB mate you’ll feel better
>>222286581The $30,000 coca cola gave him to say that
>>222286618good post
>>222286611Yeah?
the proverbial "new">>222286619>>222286619>>222286619
>>222286647what on earth do you think you're doing
>>222286651silence fool otherwise I'll rape your nan
spanking my opps. leave them niggas feelin sorry
Reckon billionaires and kings have a servant who brushes their teeth for them?
>>222286662>>222286662>>222286662NEW
>>222286668not on. janny!!!!
>>222286544Am I supposed to know what that means?
>>222286666digits
>>222286666great post
Right well that is a new then isn't it
>>222286668Based early new poster
>>222286686bizarre lie
*sails into the thread on a sloop with the jolly roger flying proudly overhead*avast ye landlubbers
>>222286668outrageous
don't post in news, me. I wait until they get old and then I make my posts
wow
>>222286701*impresses ye scurvy arse*
tim mate...
Bacon egg and cheese on a roll salt pepper ketchup
>>222286710pengamin bussin
>>222286719every photo I see this man take is like some artistic shot from a shit independent film
>>222286719rare tim outside of his room
for fucks sake mate its 7 am, what am I doing
>Choose your starter for Dave's 30th!>Pea and Pulled Ham Hock Soup>Smoked Salmon - pickled shallots, mousse, capers, lemon gel>Nicoise salad - artichoke, green beans, chili, quail egg, tomato, oliveswat doI'm panicking I've only got 17 more days to respond.
>>222286736laughed because it's accurate, i wonder how he does it, must be some camera setting
>>222286742>>222286736scran
>>222286755fucking massive meal. man lives in one of those fairground funny mirror worlds
>>222286736Name ten million movies that look like that
>>222286710So she's his mommy, um corrr
>>222286736kys tim is kino
>>222286753bring your own maccies x
>>222286753>Pea and Pulled Ham Hock Soupthis
>>222286736he's a UCSB alum (go Gauchos) and professional actor. he knows all about mise en scene
>>222286710Genuinely don’t understand what is being said here
>>222286753I would go with the soup The salmon will make your breath reek and the salad sounds like it will be deconstructionist bullshit
>>222286786>>222286800I will trust you lads.And main + desert?MAIN1. 40 day aged sirloin of beef - roast carrots, savoy cabbage and onions, duck fat roast potatoes, Yorkshire pudding, greens2. Free range chicken braest, carrot puree, spinach, fondant potato, thyme jus3. Pappardelle - vegetable ragu, proscocianoDESERT1. Banofee mess - meringue, caramelised banana, banana gel, caramel Chantilly, banana ice creamVa2. Vanilla Cheesecake - raspberry jam, raspberry gel, chocolate soil, white chocolate ice cream3. Warm Chocolate Brownie - caramel sauce, dark chocolate soil, salted caramel ice cream
>>222286800smart man also ham hock is delicious
>>222286793dark souls boss vibes
>>222286753it's a start, get the salad>>222286809beefvanilla cheesecake
>>222286793Looks like the lamp is sticking out of the bottle haha
>>222286809>1. 40 day aged sirloin of beef - roast carrots, savoy cabbage and onions, duck fat roast potatoes, Yorkshire pudding, greens>2. Free range chicken braest, carrot puree, spinach, fondant potato, thyme jusone of those defalso can't go wrong with a cheesecake but i'm not a sweets guy so..
>>222286809The beef sounds a bit heavy for summer desu but go with any of the mains according to your preference as they all sound goodI would choose the cheesecake but again whatever you would like bestThe banana one sounds pretentiousIf you have a hard time choosing eliminate the ones you definitely wouldn't like and flip a coin or something
>>222286793same face I make after I'm bloody wankered
setting my drone dildoes to rorke's arse attack modeand they're off
>>222286841
just felt a massive pain in my asshole
>>222286618I would serve in a u-bloat!Thank you ladies and gentlemen I'll be here all night
Banoffee pie looks good, never heard of that
Something is buzzing outside of my window
>>222286774Archibald by the SeaConorpiusDesmond UnderwaterThree Fishing NiggasOn a BoatA Big Blowing-Up in HalifaxetcAll of them won awards from shite bastard French film festivals
>>222286845mad that Christina Hendricks is married to this grandadI mean I get that she's 51 but she could have anybody Women always want to go older though initAn interesting decision
>>222286844Crazy thighsWhat’s the backstory to this pic swedebro
>>222286864You made those up didn't you
>>222286877Perhaps
>>222286865Yeah women won’t admit it but their norm is basically always [their age] + 1 at the very least
>>222286859Its peng
>>222286845>>222286865Tragic how she never got them out
I think pacing yourself is the best way to finish any book. If you try to read it all in one go you get bored and you also don't really comprehend the story either
>>222286875looks to be an emo australian high schooler posted by a swedish pedophile
>>222286889she gets out 90% of themall you're missing is the nipyou can live without the nip
>>222286865It is what it is, I respect her that she never showed them, she probably got many offers
the current learning on the 'ianohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHrbNc7Lr3E
>>222286891I find it interesting how much I retain info when I read it in a book vs reading a wiki article or something (talking about non-fiction obviously)I wonder why that isThere's a reason why book niggas are smarter.
>>222286897No I can't but I guess I have to bravely survive without them
>>222286889I respect it, would have been kino obviously
>>222286844why didnt girls look like this when i was in hs?>>222286894>pedophile?
Should have 30k saved up sometime next month
Ok bedtime for this old bald loser
bloody lovely. get him on the planehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MacmN1EtIPQ
>>222286921>saved upinvest that shit you ignoramus
im turning into lava
am zesty
sun's out, but what of the guns
You've done it again Lammy
>>222286931Please, do prey tell, what should i invest in?
>>222286960space x elon musk has 1million dollars now
/sp/ archive chile deleted
i wish i lived in peru
>>222286960If you go on Robinhood (we don't have it, we have Trading 212) they usually have "pies" (aka a pre-selected portfolio) that you can just select.There's some fun ones like the Nancy Pelosi tracker where you just automatically copy her when she posts her stocks (which she legally has to do 45 days after filing them). There's some Vanguards that pretty much everyone is invested in. Those pies should be 90% and then set aside 10% for funsies (individual stocks). You can slowly adjust this 90-10 ratio as you get a tad more experienced.
>>222286967?
>>222286956sad that one day I might get the folds around the mouth/nose
>>222286960>>222286976oh nvm robinhood doesn't do itmeh I'm sure someone doesthe most telling sign is *usually* P/E ratios (< 15 means it's undervalued) but some of these AI stocks have P/E ratios in the hundreds which is just fucking insane.Just avoid software that isn't AI.Everyoe at my job 4 years ago used Figma and it's down 85% in a year because it's not AI.
>>222286976That's all nice and fun but i would much rather work an honest days work and make an honest living then speculate on the stock market and potentially make the wrong prediction and lose everything i have based on factors i have no control over.
>>222286956>Dedic is said to have drunk large amounts of red wine and snorted lines of cocaine before luring the woman into his basement.how did this rapist lure a woman into his basement when i cant even get a woman to go on a date to a public restauraunt with me
>>222286985yeah they're called nasolabial folds stay out of the sun and drink water and use retinol and don't get stressed and cut down on sugar and consume a lot of antioxidants and try not to sleep with your cheeks smooshed up on the pillow
>>222286988>Just avoid software that isn't AI.>Everyoe at my job 4 years ago used Figma and it's down 85% in a year because it's not AI.You are extremely mentally ill.
i privately refer to gf's vagina as her 'porn hole'
>>222286992unless theres a total global financial collapse its free money
>>222286992but long term you'll be absolutely fineyou can be down a day, a month, perhaps even a yearbut if it's excess cash just laying around - throwing it in there and not even glancing at it is your best bet62% of Americans are invested in the stock market (compared to 23% of brits because we're pussies). They're not investing in insanely risky shit, they're all tied to the S&P and low risk long term investments.
>>222287007And what if there is one?What then?
>>222287017then you'd have been fucked either way
>>222286999am I? AM I? For the past 4 years all a CEO has to do is use the word "AI" and they get a pump.It's their equivalent of marmalade man saying "WE'VE ALMOST GOT A DEAL!"
>>222287017then we live in mad max world and money doesnt matter just your rape skills
>>222287008I haven't enjoyed a single Tarantino film that I've watched
>>222287025I'll trust you as soon as you learn to shit inside of a toilet and not the street.
>>222287017then you leave it in there and just wait for the recovery a year later There was a collapse after Covid, and then everyone bought the dip and it shot back up within months.Same thing happened with Ukraine in 2022 (though the shoot back up was slower). Same thing happened with the tariffs in April 2025. Same thing happened with the start of the Iran war for like a week.You can literally see all these events here: >>222287007
>>222286998but I love the sun, I don't eat sugar or sweets or drink alcohol, I smoke ciggies though, I taught myself to sleep on my back so that's good at least >>222287000punany
rorke still getting the moro reflex
>>222287044the sun and cigs are the worst thing you can possibly do you TWAT Stop that shit NOW You're going to look like a raisin by the time you're 40
>>222287058nooooooooooooooooo
fantasising about killing the drug-addled faggot who rings my doorbell at 5am every fucking day
Wake up, grab beer, grab rear, shave beard. Put on some scene gear. Gotta get drunk 'fore my mom wakes up. Break-up with my girlfriend so I can bang sluts.
>>222287068there's a reason why villagers tend to look really fucked by their 40's.
feeling egyptian today
You are forced to shag one of these trans women. Which one do you pick?
recommend me a new pen
>>222287093check out www.PenIsland.com
>>222287086fuck....
someone stabbed me in my sleep, dyed the blood yellow, then perfectly healed up the wound
>>222287008kino
>>222287083Me?UndeadUnfedBeen sleeping on bunk beds since 10
>>222287089none of themdon't want to put my cock in a man's ass
>>222287105scrimbhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Pen_Island
the results are in
>>222287089all of them i want to put my cock in a mans arse
>>222287128
>>222287105
>>222287129LOVE octopodes
>>222287129>love them
>>222287025>>222287007>>222286976>>222286988*pours hot coffee over your heads*YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PUSH WEBISTIX!
>>222287089bit impossible to say without seeing their cocks first, no?
oo yeah meate I live on East Penisland oo it's a hard life oo yeah for shure
Tomorrow's menu
i spit on pen island
still screaming at the bbc asking me to buy a tv licence half way through the footy by scanning a qr code last nightincredible work
>>222287159corr three shitters plus brazil
getting blacked
>>222287162I signed in via Google and it asked me for a post code and I just went on Google Maps and found a random house LOL
>>222287159well that's clearly today
>>222286973Peru is a shithole, they live in company towns where they work the mines till they die at the ripe old age of 40
lads...
>>222287159qatar vs switzerland in the best time slot is quite minging
>>222287177haven't slept yet so it's tomorrowthose are the rules
>>222287178i wish i lived in peru
>>222287183don't care about shite like this. the song 'Time' by Pink Floyd as well. I don't give a fuck about the potential I had. never ask to be born
>>222287183ktim
>>222287191what is wrong with you go to sleep I just woke up
>>222287185it's saturday11pm is objectively the best time slot remember watching Eng/Italy at 11pm in 2014That shit was kino if I dare say so
what did he mean by this? is tim racist?
what are you guys going to do after keir starmer bans us from the entire internet??
>>222287197this cuts deep desu
>>222287206hold the last ever /brit/ thread of course
>>222287206probably become the second trillionaire without /brit/ distracting me
>>222287206click two buttons to get around it
>>222287129me in the 3%
>>222287226berg
>>222287233this, knowing our government there'll be one easy solution which they won't know about
>>222287202he knows better than to relax
>>222287206ill be sad and miss you
>>222287240>Am a Hindu guy from Indiahmm.. never heard of it>(भारत)aaahh, of course, i'm much more familiar with this spelling.
>>222287233>>222287243The government is implementing legislation which mandates spyware on every single device which scans every single thing you do and blocks 18+ content unless you provide identification to bypass it.It's over. There's no way around it. They're implementing it at the hardware level./brit/ will no longer be in existence by the end of 2026, aside from some American/Australian/etc LARPers who keep the facade going.
>>222287240all accounts involved based in india
losing my mind
>>222287266>two more weeks
>>222287159yesterday's menu
>>222287206That fool cant stop me, mightier men have tried friend.
>>222287266you are genuinely the most boring faggot i have ever seen
>>222287277It's going to happen. Starmer gave a 3 month ultimatum to the big tech corporations to implement these rules, or else it will become mandated by law.There's no way around this. British access to the internet is dead. We are going to enter an era where we have even less online freedoms than the citizens of Communist China have.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piAAJqPbrBU
>>222287297would love to cut your head off
why should women get a pension earlier than men?
the concept of kier starmer giving an ultimatum to google
when was 4chan first given their ultimatum, we're coming up to our first year anniversary of being supposedly banned aren't we
reminder that they told me a week ago it was going to be sunny and hot this weekend
>>222287323screama lawyer for 4chan has been clowning on our government for months now. nothing has happened, we're still here. nothing will happen
lil b im god
>>222287305this shit is terrible. shall be listening to dax instead https://youtu.be/1-KJV5r_cho
>>222287334stay strong Harrogate lad. El Nino and that. 40C days are coming
>>222287314What are you going to do when everything I have said becomes true?I was here in 2021 and 2022, warning you people about the Online Safety Act, and you all dismissed me saying:>it will never pass>it will be a nothingburger>they won't be able to enforce itAnd yet the OSA completely and totally transformed the British internet into something that would be unrecognisable before 2025.Now our government is proposing even more draconian measures, and you are once again saying "It won't happen." "It won't pass." "It won't be enforced."Wake up. This is happening. There is no way around this unless we resist, aggressively. You don't want to wake up 1 or 2 years from now being unable to access any mainstream website or community because they've all blocked us due to draconian UK legislations.
>>222287334got some surprise sun yesterday though x
how abnormal is it to not have any friends in your 20sasking for a friend haha x
>>222287360rapes your arse until its unrecognizable
lord bum bum
>>222287339you are in good handsthis is your lawyer btw (true story and ironic)
>>222287360what are you personally going to do then dickhead
>>222287362hi mate I've never had friends so to me it's normal
>>222287360Resist? You mean like voting?
>>222287378Ideally, I'd like to give Keir Starmer, and all members of the Labour Party, the Minecraft treatment.
gonna have a walk round the charity shops today
this is the face of the mean who made keir starmer his bitch
Reduce the state.Government does the bare minimum, then you're on your own.Sink or swim
