Crystal Palace edition
>>222287567you ever read the hentai where yotsuba becomes a drug addict, fucks a black guy, and becomes a pregnant teen prostitute?
>>222287567? a what now
ok i will sleep now
>>222287608yotsuba B theme is comfier
Going to have a wank to some well endowed brown women with big brown areolas.
address the allegations rorke
I have an uncontrollable urge to shout racial slurs
morning lads>>222287616night mate
>>222287620I dont understandhow do I change that
>>222287633https://www.youtube.com/shorts/i2jgYyCMcAk
>an englishman and an irishman walk into a bar>it's a gay bar
>>222287635this little drop down at the bottom right of the page
>>222287635in the bottom right
just penised my own balls
i liked the last halloween theme they did, was fun
Oim the blue gentleman gentleman gentleman gentleman gentleman gentleman gentleman gentleman gentleman gentleman gentleman
i like when we have the hats
>>222287650>>222287655lol, I see. I actually like it like that, have grown accustomed to it.
>>222287673good lad dont let anyone tell you what to like
my 4chan is all pink and purple
jacksfit back on the bulk
sir twig bloke
>>222287695isn't that about 10 stone? why are his feet so chunky?
>>222287695i weigh 170kg
>>222287695nigga must be 5 foot tall if he's that weight
>look into femcel community>its literally just cute 4-6/10syou gotta be kidding me
Gimping my fat arse to thishttps://voca.ro/1nLCygoNf79Z
>>222287720cute 6 with a 9 body is my fav snack
>>222287707Post belly
>>222287720femcels do not existeven the 4/10s will have a queue of dudes orbiting them
>>222287707big boy
>>222287733
>>222287720Femcel is such a joke. It's literally just women moaning that they can't sleep with the guys they wanna sleep with.Get the fuck out of here man.Takes the piss out of real incels who can't sleep with anyone no matter how hard they try
number one rule about York on Saturday :leave, if you can
>>222287708he's 6'1
got a rash right in the centre of my chest that just won't fuck off
>>222287747Alr Tim
>>222287748most incels never tried in their life
i'm on a seefood dieti see food and i eat it haha x
>>222287730Rorke at 6:30 in the morning
>>222287747no bedtime update from timmo the care bames finally finished him off
>>222287747genuinely not sure if this is TJB or not
>>222287761ktim
oh baby can't you seei'm a virgin with an STD
cheeky catberg
might sneak into Tims room at night one day and put him out of his misery with a pillow while crying and whispering "you can finally sleep now"
>>222287771would rather watch the cat
>>222287771belly erotic uohh
>>222287761idgi
>>222287779not on
>>222287750i went to york last saturday
>>222287780fact
so is kemono just permanently dead now or what
heard that Yank is on a seafood diet now
imagine a prime Nahid Rana Lords
>>222287789many are saying this
>>222287793love york
on a nigger food diet
I'm on a seefood dietI fish my food
love rorke
rorke in York
rape rorke in york
>>222287827idgi
>>222287793wonder how many victorian child workers perished in there
rape rorke's rapist in york
when is the best time to visit the uk on holiday?
i don't eat meat but my cat does because her brain is too small to understand the moral dilemma
>>222287853tea time
>>222287793stayed in the hotel to the right of that woods mill building once. I discovered you had to book the viking centre in advance and couldn't just turn up, so I went back to my room and got steaming instead
seafood diet yeah sees food and he eats it lmao
Trooping the Colour today lads, you guys watching?
>>222287853thursday 25th juneuntil the forecast changes and its raining then too
>>222287871do this is global warming
>>222287855my cat is vegan
>>222287881noooooo feed him
fih
Stay safe out there lads
pooping the colour
>>222287915and how long until it spontaneously infects children and dogs?
>>222287868I couldn’t get tickets :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVVfZAZdIUsfun fact
Just seen a shakespear play
>>222287990
right then time to get started on the tins and bokkles
>>222288005Yea shes fit x
I find that when I buy chicken from sainsburys it is full of water. But when I get tesco chicken it's all dry weight, no water comes out. Best to go with tesco.
>>222287990Which one?
Any other lad here wake up really early each day because it's better? I've started waking up at 5am each day, it's lush in the summer when it's already daylight
>>222288023Taming of the shrew
>>222288030yeah, but it’s due to toil up at 5 am weekdays and at 7 am weekends, if i were to wake up any later than that i’d feel as if the day’s wasted
>>222288030Based, I used to do that 2 months ago but I lost it.
>>222288030I get up at 01:30am on work days as my toil starts at 4am. When I'm off I tend to get up around 3am or 4am because I can't help but wake up around that time now.
"rorke" just means goofy right wing white male right? 50 points from Gryffindor if that's true. i thought it just meant some poor bloke named "rorke" whose misfortune is funny without further connotations
>>222288051Had a mate who emigrated to Kiruna and the sun won't set there for about another 6 weeks, mad that like
>>222288030Yeah, I get a decent gym session in when it’s quiet. I even get to bed by 9:30ish for the full 7-9 hours sleep. Feel pretty good. My waist has gone down, I’m seeing extra muscle and I’ve started getting erections again - they’d just stopped
>>222288061Well. Rorke is finished
>>222288037My favourite version was 10 things I hate about you
>>222288065yeah it’s a bit mental in northern sweden during summers, but it’s balanced by the depression of winter just endless darkness for about 6-8 months
broke down crying in the dairy aisle of co-op
>>222288030I'm a wasteman NEET who stays up to 7am regularly. Need to get my shit in order
AC - onIn bed - onOn screen keyboard - onPenis - off
>>222288093me if I were a cow
>>222288104goodnight but in buglarian
penis - on
>>222287789paedophile
>>222288116itll be another 30 mins probably
any plans for today then chaps?
>>222288061
>>222288150he starts out slapped. funny
>>222288148shop for food, bolog for dindins I hope, sort the house, gardening, look for an incel house to buy. you? x
>>222288150leftypops finished
>>222288162>He started out slappedthis is what my tombstone shall say
America just blocked export of mythos and fable citing national security. This is it, isn’t it? The Americans are all going to be trillionaires while our government just taxes us for every spare penny we make
>>222288171all stocked up food wise here. Might get a goonsesh in later we'll see. Then football in the evening time. x
>>222288177remember when you could get 2 dollars for a quid
>tfw no latex gf
if someone was jailed in 2008 for being apart of a £20m drugs ring now in 2026 they are trying to buy a football team is it safe to say they are still involved in crime
>>222288194Yeah :(Remember when American girls were teaboos and liked us instead of making fun of us?
im turning into a phallus
>>222288148sleep till 3pm probably, wake up, make a meal, fuck around, work
too hot for duvet but too cold for sheet by itself. might have to kill myself
>>222288219sshhh little cherub. all part of the process
>>222288220why is your sleep fucked bulglad
>>222288148yes ladoff for the shops, recycle some, clean out carberg for me
Mornin', lads. Who else /NoSleep/ here? Cocaine, eh?
>>222288232Sheet + a blankey for my feet
Might pick one up for dinner
hard to believe that of all the semen my father shot into my whore of a mother, i was the most fit
I can take them to the conference league final but they don’t want to hire me
>>222288259>feetpics?
>>222288257when I used to partake in the drugules I'd lay in bed all night after then get up the next morning fully convinced that I didn't sleep a wink, just regularly turning from one side to the other for a full 7 hours.
I’m starting to get addicted to Xanax I can feel it, I just love the feeling off all my stress and anxiety being lifted off my shoulders
>>222288271It's actually not the first sperm on the scene which fertilises the egg. The egg has a sort of coating which gets broken down by incoming sperm impacting into it. Once an opening in the coating opens up, a random sperm gets in.
>>222288271actually science recently discoverd the egg can reject the 1st sperm that reaches it and can just accept any random sperm
>>222288252Cause I usually work friday and/or saturday night and when I dont I stay up late. Had it fixed for a while but it got fucked up.Need to start going to bed at 10 and waking up at 5 again, that fixed it.
Haven't watched any of the world cup, literally couldn't give a shit about it
Just got back up. Wissed af.Finishing off my wooze now. LEATHER COUCH ERA MOTHERFUCKERS/
>>222288299See a GP about ya Mental Elf instead, senpai. It ain't as bad as it seems. Or (You) get a Prescription for that Xanax?
>>222288299get off them lad, such a wank addiction to have grow up sniff coke
>>222288312Nice way to let everyone know you’re a virgin
>>222288299will ruin your brain, stop pls, youll be begging for your natural stress
>>222288301ktim unironicallypotential leaders and smart people could've gotten in first. but it was me who did it. :) a britposter
>>222288312nice way to let everyone know you're based and redpilled
>>222288312I have
Gents. Think I am gonna drop £15 on this later. Weigh-Ins sold me, some of the Card HATE each other, and they hardly know what Boxing is. Ibiza Final Boss is on the Card as well. It's gonna be a DISASTER...
Watching the footy on tele but not really
>>222288384shitting nora
reckon I was the best I could've been considering me mum and dad
>nicked 2 fags off my mateWhat did drunk me mean by this? Might as well smoke em?
>>222288384mamma mia
Hahaha! My life is slipping away!
Genuinely fuck America I hope Iran wins the war because what are all these bullshit fucking times
Just saw two Mexican women with excellent chebs
>>222288177Don't know what any of that means
Will he fuck
the Irish? not a fan
>>222288417I guess you could call that a rollie
Pookerfield
wonder if a lot of the men who go abroad to support their team for the world cup partake in the local women while they're there. What their wives don't know back home can't hurt them
yanks really unironically say “jerk off”
>>222288440WHAT IS THE OBSESSION WITH DEFENCE WE HAVE NUKES WE DONT NEED ANY MORE DEFENCE FUCK SAKE
twist my nipples and make me scream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi1Ef5cTNks
>>222288464local men more likely, bunch of gay boys
Reddit post from father about how teenage son loves game. Comment section filled with people telling the father not to encourage his son's love of vidya game but to find any other hobby out there. Love it
Why they do that to are Harry?https://youtu.be/x-pZDGUahsU?si=OA-9RmuK0D-_hVpI
>>222288466Rather that than "fap".
>>222288466They really say “jerg off”
didn't get enough sleep tbcauhwy
if your father is posting on reddit you’ve already lost in life may aswell just kill yourself then and there
BEHIND YOU STANDS A SYMBOL OF OPPRESSIONSUNDERLAND CITY HALLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzK97Aaj_U8
>>222288516my father posts on r/femboys
Ever been to a kissing booth?
my mouth is welling up with smegma its falling out in big chunks
>>222288526Searching?
>>222288467We do. What if an adversary targets the nukes first. What if USA disallows our nukes. What if the people with expertise on nukes are all assassinated. Are you going to respond to everything with a nuke or in there a threshold. How do you deal with an adversary who stays below the nuclear threshold. How do you handle limited stock of nukes in a nuclear war.
just been gang rorked
>>222287850never enough
in the office US, Angela is actually the fittest one there
STEP FORWARD THOSE WHO WOUD SERVEFOR AN ARMY WILL BE RAISED
preparing for war, got the c&c music on
russia is not the enemy
White Revolution is the only solution!
COURTS WILL BE CONVENED
>>222288550He's a femboy
just scranned a ham and coleslaw sanwidge
Might get out of bed
>>222288614bit early
fem boyfem boywhatcha gonna dowhatcha donna dowhen they cum for you
well done keir
>>222288621risky
In my don't give a fuck era.No more politics. No more weltdowns. Just having a good time Elon Musk style.Oh aye x
What do you think Sir Keir Starmer smells like?
a trillion dollars does seem a lot for one person to be fair
>>222288638based>>222288641like a damp basement
>>222288641bergamot oil and a rich mahogany
>>222288553> What if an adversary targets the nukes Our nukes aren’t all in one place they can be land,sea and air. We also have early warning systems to prevent things like that.> What if USA disallows our nukesThey can’t.> What if the people with expertise on nukes are all assassinatedLmao. Their identities are not public and they certainly aren’t all walking about in a big group perfect for an assassination.> Are you going to respond to everything with a nuke or in there a threshold.Very simple our island is the only thing that matters, if you invade or attempt to invade you get the nuke. Stop meddling in foreign countries nothing to do with us.> How do you deal with an adversary who stays below the nuclear thresholdSee above> How do you handle limited stock of nukes in a nuclear war.You conserve them, reserve them for retaliation, but mostly focus on maintaining deterrence.Like I said that’s all you need. All the other defence shit is fleecing the tax payer with no real benefit other than creating new toys for bankers to do more brown people wars
>>222288652can't spend all that can he
sometimes when I'm out walking I look to the horizon and think "if I saw a nuclear airburst right now, is there somewhere I could dive to for cover in time?" like even just down behind a low wall or some suchwishful thinking though; I think in reality we don't get time to react, there's a white flash and then you either die instantly or catch fire
GENTLEMEN THISGENTLEMEN THIS
>>222288704i would turn around and pull my arse open like goatse and suck the fireball in
nuke london
>>222288622I was hungrykind of want another one but it seems a bit much
>>222288735would be nice
i wanna bite your neck and thrash violently
might have to get out of bed
All I've ever knowns is womfort x
>>222288775now is a good time for I reckon
>>222288662Lady Starmer is cuteReckon she must be gagging for it, given that her husband noshes off rentboys
WAITRESS ASKED ME HOW MANY WOKKLES I SAID 23
smornin
>>222288652He's going to give a lot of it to me when I send bitcoin to that YouTube live stream
>>222288704shockwave travels at the speed of sound so if you dont get instantly blinded or your skin cooked by gamma rays you'd get a few seconds to try and save yourself
I hope so
>>222288777>>222288808right fuck off you boring spastic freak
>>222288667Advocating nukes as the only line of defence and demonstrating no interest in scenarios that threaten the nukes themselves. Not a serious person I fear.
going to the chinky chinaman supermarket to get stuff for dinner, want anything?
>>222288828Sorry Swedebro, but this is my era. The world cup is here. I do what I do x
>>222288837*stabs you in the neck*
don't understand de bomb blast lad
mental how many trannies there are on reddityoull see a random account posting a dogshit opinion click on it and its always posting in one of the tranny subs
what happened to that young girl that got stabbed in burnley was it mostly peaceful again?
if london and birmingham were nuked, england would go from 81% white to 87% white
Finishinf off this wooze then garn for a maccies trekkie brekkie me. Why? Because I can x
>>222288888Your quints have been checked boyo
those quints belong to /cum/
>>222288889horrible paedo you should be skinned alive
>>222288915i'm a /brit/ man through and throughFOY
would love finnster to piss in my mouth then make me scran her arse
naked man on the log
Thank you Hitler for trying to save me !! :D
IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON XWE ALL CHAINED TO THE RHYTHM Xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um7pMggPnug
In May, I had the opportunity to visit the Glade of Light memorial commemorating the victims of the Manchester Arena attack. It’s a beautiful tribute and serves as a critical reminder of why our work matters so much and why we must be relentless in our pace as we work towards Martyn’s Law coming into force. It was clear from the fresh flowers laid at the memorial that the people of Manchester and beyond have not forgotten the tragic attack, those who died, and those who continue to live with the consequences.
matched with someone on tinder who has a 15 year old daughter
love pirating, love not paying for things
it a new day https://youtu.be/kDls_qDhuqE?si=VEp08uL7uGgxlbOu
At the end of the days, I'm just living that NEET life. I didn't choose to be borns x
despise this gormless mong. He didn't realise how good he had it on £450,000 year to talk drivel for the BBC.Same with Gregg Wallace who was on similar money. If you're that randy just fucking use a prostitute, lord knows you can afford it. But nah better to throw away a £450,000 salary.
>>222289036coin coin coin coin coin
YOU DON'T GOTTA TO GO WORKWE CAN WORK FROM HOMES Xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GL9JoH4Sws
well got out of bed didn't I had a wee got a drink back in bed aren't I
>>222289036As we say in Sweden: cocken shall have its
Mad how good the UK used to be before the financial crisis and how everything since then had just gone to shit.Like we used to be a respected regional power, strong currency, GDP per capital above the USA, then we had the financial crisis and got everyone on welfare and hired a load of DEIs who couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery.Now we're just a fucking laugh stock with no end in sight for the regular humiliation we suffer
>>222289069jergin off to this haha sufferrrr
Garn on a date on Tuesday in Hartlepool. Might lose my virginity. End of tne loser era. Lowkey garn miss it x
not much going on then lads
the Chinese are building up their navy at an astonishing rate
Off to Chester today with my boys to watch horse racing!
Me? Finishing off my wooze then garn maccies for some taxpayer funded brekkie x
>>222289179bLOGoNnEUROtYPICAL
>>222289203A reckoning will come one day lad, you'll pay for your crimes.
What are some good porn subreddits that I may not know about?
>>222289036they think theyre rock stars and want the rock star life
£5 says that Catherine Warr browses /int/PS. Come to Hull, Catherine, you delectable little minx
Collapse era vibes xBeen off the sniff 5 months but I still miss that era ngl xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OBsTTUsjk
I watched a documentary on the Russo-Japanese War today.I learnt that Japan’s victory in the war, and much of its modernisation, were largely due to the British Empire. Thanks to the warships, communications technology and tactics supplied by the British Empire, the Japanese army’s victory was a foregone conclusion from the outset.
>>222289320japan owes its success to being the earliest adopters of western technology in east asia
>>222289298no idea who that is
Life's better when it doesn't revolve around wrungs. Garn finish off this wooze, get some brekkie then garn on a mission on me scooter. Life's good x
>>222289404Sounds womfy lad x
>>222289404I lowkey wish I had your life lad.
>>222289320えらいね
“I’ve always known I was gay, but I know it’s a minority. Most men want to fuck women, it’s all they think about. So if it’s a minority, you’ve got to be tolerant. You shouldn’t go on about smoking because it’s a bit intolerant. To tolerate something, it means you may not like it.
Good morning
the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one
if you compress food into small balls and swallow them without chewing or even touching them with your tongue would you stop feeling hunger after a certain amount of them?
cannot shift this poo. On my 3rd coffee now and if that doesn't do it I'll have to give up.
pollenstein got me in a camel clutch
anyone in
FIGHT.... AND WIN*Smugly nods and smiles at the difference I'm making*
Just learned I can get a 25 cent milkshake today because of some divegrass team winning. Maybe that dirt sport for dirt people is worth paying attention to for now.
>>222289583not me
>>222289598very cool
>>222289647
>>222289661is alfie 13?
>>222289647rorke and his concubine
screaming at the paraguay own goal
>>222289647why doesn't anyone have any aura nowadays
SATURDAY MORNING VIBES
>>222289678that's a very bad stream delay lad
Based triangle bros standing back and standing by x
mental how ngubu did it for charlie kirk
burnham wins on thursday
this is so fucking /brit/ its not even funny we need to bring this backthese men would have led us to greatness
>>222289750that's really really funny
TRY AND STOP ME
>>222289686Luke Jahn
stop caring about the world cupjust fucking stop its nothing it doesnt matter
We all accept that FIFA rigged 2022 so that Messi would win. Why wouldn't they rig it for Trump so that the US wins 2026?
>>222289754I think Restore will win. Pro-white Earthquake coming x
right thenthat's helperlad isn't it
>>222289801they wouldnt need to give him that made up peace prize if they were planning on handing him the main trophy
>>222289815chinese overlords, I kneel
https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1781329229943228.webm
>>222289802nah bernies got it in the bag
>>222287581With the American eagle. It shows only Americans do things against wokism and immigration.
>>222289835and what do you suggest rorke? they tried their best. why don't you try living on a network of tiny islands without roads
>>222289857and to think, if only that steamroller had made it then they would have been well on their way to having roads
new >>222289876>>222289876>>222289876
>>222288299Stop while you still can the withdrawal is fucking brutal you're just in a state of total panic for weeks. I speak from experience.
