Do you open the door iyc
>>222296778so this guy had a mental breakdown right?
My favorite edithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYvhzTheptY
>>222296778only if it was picrel
>>222296778yes, so that when he steps one foot into my house I can castle doctrine his ass with my .45
Of course I'd open the door. That's Harry Dresden
>>222297128Would
>>222298042you wont do shit, your gun is probably packed away behind a glass shelf like an anime toy
>>222298042Im clapping right now, Semper fi patriot
https://youtu.be/Im2K9VlAdrU?si=WnlNcVGBSFNQN8QK
>>222299541I have a handgun on top of a drawer right next to the entry door, another handgun inside the drawer, a handgun in my desk on the other side of the living room, a handgun on my nightstand down the hall, a rifle against the wall in the same room, and a closet full of several more handguns and rifles.
>>222299935Small dick energy
>>222299960why is my penis on your mind, frogman
>>222298042>>222299935>not relishing the opportunity to beat the living fuck out of someone with a batGun is last resort for me, fists and bat are first.
>in America, some random schizo can just walk to your front door and try to kill youhow do you people manage to sleep? we have home fences here
>>222296778>>222296874I'm so grateful this happened. So far, funniest shit of the decade.
>>222300151>we have home fences herewe have home guns here
>>222300236you could have both you know
>>222300257and so, I sleep like a baby!
>>222299935cool power fantasy jimbo but those guns are more likely to kill you than an intruder
>>222300345>those guns are more likely to kill you than an intruderuh oh, are they gonna come to life and hunt me down?
>>222299935same energy as collecting funko pops
>>222300151Americans have white picket fences and freshly cut grass, but no trees or plants, o algo
>>222300572so what?people have been collecting things, including guns, long before funko pops ever existed
>>222296874
he cute
>>222296794he was having a total psychotic episode and hallucinated a bunch of shit yeah
>>222300426he's saying you're more likely to shoot yourself, either on purpose or in an accidentthat is more likely than someone breaking into your house with a gun and trying to kill you. But really most of the time burglaries will happen when the burglar knows no one is home
