i wonder if people with aphantasia are people god passed over when making implanitng a soul
or maybe they just had some traumatic childhood thing and need to cultivate the ability like haki

Helperlad... is kinda cute..

plan is to go to bed soonish then awaken in time for the scotland match. In reality I'll just be laid there fully awake the entire time then fall asleep during the game

>>222300273
grima f

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How it should be xxx

Garn shop nows xxx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIF-zPxeq2E

fungus

big big fungus big fungus big fungus!!!

>>222300228
Bet he arseraped that dog the evil prick

>>222300308
s

Domino's and Fury vs. Hall. WHAT A LIFE!

unironically sharted just now lads
never happened before
not a huge one but it was wet

>>222300291
Garn get shagged by deano tonight lad?

>*puts on rasta man hat* SUCK YA MADDA BATTY BOI!

Why are you here instead of out with your mates or gf?

Pooing out loud

>>222300336
/brit/ is my mates and gf

>>222300336
same reason as you

>>222300336
just came home from toil

>>222300346
gp

Party rockers in the house toniightt

Garn get my batty blasted by an oily black stud tonight it lush x

Legitimately i feel bad for my coworkers because I am the worst fucking human being to be around. I sometimes wish I could be crushed by the ride mower

want to either live in a canal boat or a motor home but it all seems like a giant pain in the arse

>>222300228
fungus

Me? Garn get my batty blasted by TWO oily black studs tonight and it lush x

Has anyone noticed the youtube search function doesnt work anymore? Maybe you get 2 or 3 results that are relevant, the rest just straight up has nothing to do with what you just searched.

>>222300336
What's wrong with shitposting and jerking off?

>>222300336

Too many Mental Elf problems, la. :(

SEX 52: PAIN IN THE ASS

>>222300336
giving them a rest from me tonight wahey

ping ping ping goes my foreigner filter. seethe on foreign cunts

learning about AI chatbots. massive world. just want to do erotic roleplay with one of them

Why did heatherfungus shift from AI cuck posts to Hitler posts?

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>>222300393
>

>>222300385
if you take your canal boat up to my area you'll have more than just a pain in your arse x

>>222300425
don't try to figure out the fungus
just learn to ignore the fungus

2 hours long goonsesh finished

>>222300398
Blame AI

Me? Three No. Willies inside my bottom

>>222300398
Its all just sponsored shit and stuff they dont like is censored. Try searching the same controversial thing on google and another search engine and compare the results.

>>222300398
yes its completely irredeemably broken
your best bet is to use another search engine to find youtube videos

>>222300424
>just want to do erotic roleplay with one of them
you can do this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T_OnmbYQ9I

got a whopper of a post lads, here we go:

*gay sex fantasy*

they used to put rascals like me on a boat to nowhere

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need chav gf

>>222300336
no mates no gf simple as

Bit harsh

>>222300459
how can i do this and how perverted can it be

>>222300479
sexual tummy and hips

>>222300479
tummy

>>222300459
yeah I can do it but I have to set shit up locally first and there's so much that I don't understand

>>222300489
use grok (its fee)
can be as perverted as you want providing that its legal

love u sorry

>>222300479
bogdanoff

>>222300501
no you dont
you can goon with grok

ok fuck it I'm gooning with grok and I'm sucking elon's cock

hate that I'm here on a saturday on this thread. i eat clean. avoid sugar. dont drink smoke or do drugs. i exercise a lot. i dont feel good

im such a useless wretch. i don't deserve to be alive.

>>222300336
never had a gf
and what few mates i have rarely want anything tod o with me

Need a massive poo

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c20ygdde4djo

does the White race even deserve to survive?

Haha, good stuff, oh, oh me? Nah I won't be doing anything with my life

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>>222300566

>>222300554
go post somewhere else instead and pretend its a vacation

>>222300566
my morning shit was so big it piled above the water. jealous?

when was the last time a girl said you smelled nice

A massive one

COME BACK HELPERLAD

Some of us love you

>>222300566
just done one, I'll send it over to you

>>222300593
they like citrus colognes and unscented deoderant. classy stuff.

Deepthroating a roided out Deanos massive wang x

GO ON EMMA GET IN THERE RADDERS

Accidentally slipping and my bottom ending up being impaled by a boatbames big shaft

>>222300593
why never ever of course

>>222300593
Don't want to talk about it

might take out a loan for a billion pounds

how do you go to the pub on your own

>>222300648
don't know

He garn full-scale tonight x

Got no choice x

>>222300550
its lowk good

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EMMAAAAAAAA

>>222300593
dk some random girl in a club a year ago or something

a load of posters in this thread just got filtered. many of them foreign!

You lads watching Qatar vs Switzerland?

joining a grooming gang

>>222300672
emmypops
love her x

>>222300648

Be Mr. Charisma and banter with the people behind the Bar and the Landlord and such. Then banter with the Bar Flies who are ALWAYS there. Before (You) know it, (You) are a regular.

>>222300681
sup peekie

>>222300687
get that hair looking nice eh?

Bread is literally poison everyone who has ever ate bread is unhealthy or dead

fungus trying to befriend helperfreak lmao

You know in my 23 years of life I never had a friend or anyone who gave a shit about my well being except a dumbass teacher who made me see a counselor after I talked about wanting to be ran over by a tank

>>222300425
You can’t even begin to imagine the sheer mental illness that goes on in that lads mind. We’ll see a return to cuckposting eventually. Bet it’s like that scene in spiderman where he’s pulling off the venom trying not to let the gay urges win

>>222300685

NO WAY. Clashes with Ibiza Final Boss on the Fury/Hall Card.

https://youtu.be/2F8OJh-75aA?is=i6RnKwrWD-zbeCbi

based

>>222300719
we dont care

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>>222300606

Just got back from the shop lid. Got a wokkle of wodka x

>>222300648
I don't know. I want to but I'm too scared as I'm a Sensitive Young Man and I'm afraid people will film me for going to the pub on my own :/

>>222300291
Nazis were mental mate don't wanna idolise them

>>222300748
weck wourself x

HATE vegetables

Garn get a creamy facial from deano x

>>222300759
Good and bad points x

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>>222300783
good post

if you dont want to be a catholic then why not try being eastern orthodox

>>222300719
indian spirit

>>222300748
If it helps you get through the day i guess

head hurts
had the big (can't scream it cause head hurts) cans last night lads

>>222300785
Corrr that is lush and I mean lush de lad x

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>>222300648
Simply go in. Ask for a pint of any draught beer. Balk at the price. Find somewhere to sit. Easy

>>222300719
That's what life is like

>>222300808
Orthodox aesthetics are grim. Catholicism is more peng visually. The architecture and music and that

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>>222300809

honestly don't know why more lads here don't shag escorts.

what do you do in pubs if there are no seats

Lots of lonely lost souls in here

>>222300808
Prefer the Ethiopian tewahedo church me

>>222300851
Sit on the floor and demand a seat

>>222300851
Bring a seat with me

>>222300762
This is never going to get old. I'm going to think about her clips when I'm 80.

>>222300846
Shes so mid it hurts

>>222300851
I actually dont know. its never happend to me

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Got that amazons delivery coming tomorrows x

>>222300851
Find whoever's been there the longest and sit on his lap passive aggressively hoping he gets the hint than I think I should get his seat

rorke stepping into the pub and everyone turns to face him and it all goes silent

>>222300851
iof i'm by myself i just leave
if i'm with mate then we find some place to perrch and try get s aet

>>222300844
Roman Catholicism is "an unChristian faith", that it preaches the Antichrist, and that its appropriation and distortion of Christ's teaching into a basis for the attainment of political supremacy has given birth to atheism. The Roman Catholic Church, is merely a continuation of the Western Roman Empire: cynically exploiting the person and teaching of Christ it has installed itself on the earthly throne and taken up the sword to entrench and expand its power. This is a betrayal of the true teaching of Christ, a teaching that transcends the lust for earthly power (Satan's third temptation to Christ), and speaks directly to the individual's and the people's highest emotions

when i’m at the bar i drink the specials until they close. i’ll read on my phone until i’m too drunk, then i just stare into the mirror behind the lululemon bartender. i tip well, obviously.

>>222300844
Not true at all

>>222300851
take your pint to the toilets

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>>222300893
Imagine being the wagie who had to pack that box

>Oh my days deano lad, look at that freak with the new balances ordering a strongbow dark fruits, is he on his own? come on lad lets film him and take the piss out of him

rorke's worst nightmare

>>222300929
Only go to country pubs me

now that I don't smoke I have no reason to go to pubs anymore, in fact I don't think I've been in one since I quit. just loved a pint with a fag like

>>222300889
Her attitude/style is a 12/10 though.

Why are you lot so cruel to rorke hes an alright bloke when you get to know him

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At the end of the day I just wanted to be womfy xxx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um7pMggPnug

>>222300911
Grim beyond belief that you tip the barman

>>222300893
Looks like you're in for a good time?

A pint of guinness and two packs of scampi fries lad

>>222300893
Good call on the second item, you're going to need them

>>222300957
Hello grandad. What was the war like?

Lads what's a hangover cure
Asprin isn't working
I am dying and would like /brit/'s help to keep Canslad alive

Been lowering my nicotine intake a lot lately. Used to puff on vapes non stop like a clueless fucking freak. Only downside is the nicotine withdrawals are making my head hurt like fucking and knocking me sick
Be over soon though won’t it? X

>>222300980
only if she’s fit and works up a sweat

>>222300964
do u really think that lmao

Me? Getting my arsehole mushroomed by a fat bame shaft x

>>222300841
One of the hardest thing to come to grips is that no one is really your friend and almost no one will be friendly to you. I am content being alone and isolated

>>222300851
sit on my lap

would she be fit without the moles and stupid haircut and teeth shit

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Leftypol (alfie) is calling out the german that the yanks on /int/ always post

>>222301002
Been coming off the caffeine myself. Tired as shit, massive headache, but it'll be over in a few days. Push through it son!

>>222301001
Rennies
Lucozade
Salty crunchy food

>>222300929
>new balances ordering a strongbow dark fruits
roaring

>>222300998
not sure what you're implying with this. do old people enjoy a pint and a fag?

Bet are Tim’s having his brain absolutely rattled around his noggin by his fat bame care workers AS WE SPEAK LOL

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anyone want to join my new political party?

>Molly Russell's dad says PM rushing social media restrictions 'deplorable'
does this guy ever stop yapping?

>>222301018
The sub 5 male's burden

>>222301065
Smoking ban came in 2007 making you like 100

Crazy how restore are going to win makerfield lol

>>222301044
Rennies onl;y help with indigestion I thought and I have none
Lucozade not a bad shout
>salt crunchy food

Fried chiecken I might get the BIG (ow) chips consisting of the chips for two people and 2 fried chicken breasts

need to get my sword out of zelda but i don't know how to get on her

>>222301001
Booze is the only failsafe

Top 10 Poo

>>222301018
Trvke. You should start chatting with AI. Many will say it's not "real" but at least it can pretend to give a shit unlike "real" people.

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nth for the holodem

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>>222301100

Based Rupert x

sir keir rodney please increase migration by a factor of 6

Faaaaaaarcking hell garn be getting my bum perma-gaped tonight oh aye x

>>222301018
I have friends

>>222301077
That looks very gay

>>222301100
Restore are helping labour win tho

A 12-year-old girl arrested and charged after police initially believed a Bulgarian man’s claims that she had called him a ‘f***ing migrant’ and threatened him has finally been vindicated after he was found guilty of assault.

kek

Overhaul Albion

>>222301139
ENG-ER-LAND!

>>222301177
Andy burnham winning will hurt starmer
Restore winning will be great
Reform will lose snd thats funny too

It's all a fucking simulation x

>>222301011
Yes. I wish more women had this kind of upbeat and fun attitude. It feels like most modern women are just a drag and a nag.

>>222301190
>12 year old doesn't get in trouble for carrying around a knife and axe to fend off attacks like him

Are we healing?

>>222301245
i like "extroverted" and "weird" women but she is not it lol
i like poeple like maddie perez from euphoria

私は明日五時十五分におきます

>>222301241
why can't you even simulate losing your virginity then

Anarchism - Communism - Socialism - Progressivism - Social Democracy - Centrism - Liberalism - Capitalism - Nationalism - Fascism - Nazism

Where do YOU stand?

>>222301282
She's the most extroverted weird woman I've ever seen. She's beautiful and amazing. I love her.

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HEY EVERYONE X

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKMdAccrM1M

>>222301283
うるさいよ、ばか…

>>222301282
Watch a lot of womens tv do you?

>>222301288
They're all bollocks and convenient excuses for a few people to rob the many.

>>222301288
Pooism

We all have the same goals x

>>222301295
u' need higher standards
>>222301288
none of them co si'm not a fucking child
>>222301317
euphoria isn't a womans show lmao
if you'd ever watched it you'd know there's a hell of a lot of fanservice lmao

spanish/french/italian white nationalists make me laugh they have no idea nobody can tell them apart from the nafris

>>222301320
You're welcome to live in a cave in Siberia if you hate being part of a society

Everyones just calms down x

Everyone just relax x

>>222301296
>>222301326
Neck yourself you dirty paedophile.

>>222301312
私のしごとが大きらいだ

Does anyone know where on int the Armenians are

Rorke thinks he's above the political spectrum (he's just another far right incel)

Fun is not what here for, is it?

>>222301283
そうか
頑張ってね

>>222301327
You watch femine slop and defend it. Bridgerton too hun?

Sometimes these things just happen x

watching the yaoi

>>222301399
u are clearly gay lmao

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>>222301296
Brought to you by "dude weed" seth rogan

There's nothing wrong with liking weird shit so as long as you own it and take pride in it
It's only cringe and sóypilled when you're ashamed of it and make excuses for it, rather than owning it

>>222301425
Embarrassing. Feel sorry for you honestly

i love the way you fuck me
i love it when i scream x

>>222301462
little gay boy felt emasculated by seeing all the fit naked women lmao
sorry even the gay guy is a woman lmao

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I admit it, lads. This is done by AI

Well, sadly... the bad guys... they don't think like us xxx

yeah grok is alright for porn chat thanks mate

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Iran beat Israel and United States combined in a war
pretty impressive
we need to look into the Iranian genome

>>222301519
Maybe it was from my mac that was 12000 euro, lad

black pussy turned me gay

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Hope Argentina buckbreak the French again

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>>222301525
tfw no Persian waifu

Everyone just calms down x

Where do I find a gf into latex, bondage, general fetish shit etc?

>>222301566
Reddit probably

>>222301566
fetlife

>>222301525
shagged an iranian bird once. very neat fanny.

Freedom comes at a price x

canslad hungover at 7pm. is that a symptom of being 45?

Dated a 6 foot tall goth girl with a big bush once...

>>222301410
Turtle flattened

>>222301562
>>222301594
You don't speak for us x

>>222301596
It's a symptom of not starting the cans until 1am and going to bed at 8am, lad.

>12k on a mac
For what lmao

>>222301566
try a catholic, muslim, americanized black, or overachiever asian

>>222301474
You watch womens tv. You can google naked women if thats all you want to see. You love the femine drama. Why not admit it?

I know some of are a little upset x

I'm upset too x

My point is we all have the same goals x

>>222301586
yeah I'm not surprised

4 magpies just landed at my window. This may be the end.

The entire establishment from Labour through to Restore all agree on the same essential points:
Israel and capitalism cannot be challenged. Not ever.
You cannot change the system or improve things.
You can't have welfare for the poor but you can have eternal foreign wars for Zionism and oil.
And class consciousness must never be allowed to rise, socialism must always be beyond the fringes of the Overton Window.

https://youtube.com/watch/Ea6WeM3PuHI?si=s8bYNPeb850-skJT

>Israel is more of a scam country than India

KEK poor Harry's going to be cancelled

Already settling down for bed. How did it come to this?

>>222301623
grow up

>>222301636
lil gay boy too emasculated seeing naked women being fucked by men
too emasculated to be able to appreciate violence, drug running, strip club buinesses murder and the like
lil lil gay boy cant handle hbo shows lmao too intense for the lil bottom boy

>>222301525
TAV

>>222301674
don't care

>>222301692
Yes we know you don't, Mr Tel Aviv

do bbc archive their shows
nanberg was in a rolf harris show in the 90s and want to watch it but its probably been pulled even if it was archived

>>222301630
For 512gb of ram for AI, lad

>>222301688
Er, no x

>>222301683
GET THE FUCKING CANS IN

>>222301674
actually I've read this now and I do agree

SCOTLAND'S ON FIRE

>>222301396
ありがとう

>>222301708
he was a massive nonce so they probably destroyed the tapes

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Finishing off that wodka nows x

>>222301718
>for AI
What kind?
I sincerely hope you haven't spent 12k to play with generative AI

>canstwat and two boring namefags
closing the tab now

WARNING TO YOUNG MEN

Do NOT fall for the "toxic cartoon woman" pipeline.

It starts with:
"Haha, she's mean to everyone except me."

Then it's:
"Bro, she's just misunderstood."

Then it's:
"I can fix her."

Before you know it you're defending a woman whose hobbies include emotional manipulation, assault, property damage, gaslighting, attempted murder, and starting international incidents.

Remember:

Confidence ≠ emotional stability.
Being attractive ≠ being a good partner.
Trauma ≠ personality.
Red flags do not become green because she's animated.

These memes may appear harmless, but they are part of a dangerous agenda to convince young men that peace, communication, loyalty, and emotional maturity are somehow boring.

Do not be deceived.

Seek women who:

Communicate clearly.
Respect boundaries.
Do not threaten your life.
Have committed fewer than three war crimes.

Stay vigilant, kings.

The "I can fix her" movement has claimed too many victims already.

Mussolini sex arse just arrived x

>>222301708
yeah but you cant just search "my nan on rolf harris" in iplayer

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2 packs of ramen down the hatch

>>222301778
Literally just here for the footie, going to get steaming in an hour

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Slow night x

Man just living his life x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgKWCAEdJjM

>>222301759
12k isn't that much over 3 years, lad.
It's only 4k a year which is only 58 a week. That's less than I'd spend on the cans

And for generative AI and video shite

>>222301690
Seem very into me being gay. Bit odd. Not surprised by it though. The type that watches womens tv usually is.

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>>222301783
young men don't contact women

Now lubing up the Mussolini sex arse x

>>222301815
lil gayboy imitated seeing naked women and violence

People make fun but I've had the same dream over and over again.

Main message = LIGHTS IN THE SKY.

Something is coming x

Now inserting my member into the Mussolini sex arse x

>>222301825
i approach women loads
gets me kicked out of nightclubs and warnings at work lol

>>222301768
I wish I could tell her she is not annoying or weird

>>222301800
That is dire, but to each their own I suppose

>>222301866
brown hands

>>222301881
project on

>>222301873
How fucking poor are you that 58 euro a week is dire

>>222301864
is it filled with spaghetti

project on the house of commons that the rightwing are scamming paedos. sponsored by led by donkeys

>>222301889
you will never have sex

might become an amish

mental how gay I am these days

never approached a woman in my life
never will

Right, lads, going to try something the AI said
Sparkling water + honey + salt = helping the hangover

Will report in the /new/ thread

>>222301910
Not the price, the act of spending that much on gen AI and "video shite"

Most young men today would rather watch anime, wear lingerie, and ride a silicone knob that dare ask a woman out.
Makes sense in an age where you have a 70% chance of getting a no, a 20% chance of just being laughed at and called revolting, and a 9.99% chance of being accused of sexual harassment

>>222301950
>Most young men today would rather watch anime, wear lingerie, and ride a silicone knob that dare ask a woman out.
ktim

>>222301929
maybe but iw otn eb becaus eim scared of approaching women

why did king charles killing diana?
i will never forgive him

>>222301917
moms spaghetti

>>222301955
fuck up incel

I have now reached completion inside the Mussolini sex arse x