evil pinkpantheress edition
errr
Who the fuck is making all these bizarre edits of images posted in /Brit/?
my name is pink and i'd really like to meet you
Can't stop fucking yawning
>>222305542
switzerland suckthey might not even win their group
>>222305548*yawns loudly in your face*
Who is pinkpantheress. Is she a gimmick. I remember thinking seaside mark was a legit youtube celebrity because hes always posted here and then i see thats not the case.
>>222305570screaming
>>222305570umming
>>222305575>she
am scotch and tired of pretending bagpipes sound goodso tired in fact im aff tae bed!
What sort of system makes Elon Musk a trillionaire,Whilst NHS nurses are starving?A broken one.
>>222305570shouting
Csam watching spastic
>>222305570sc
>>222305550Corr imagine her riding the shit out of you for 2 to 4mins.
I always report nsfw content when its a naked man, a penis, a tranny, etc but when its a naked woman i don't report it and hope that it stays up as long as possible.
>>222305570scobie, get help
Sir Scam watcher
>>222305550I really do not like the tattoos
>>222305596No nhs nurse is starving
its just not that funny is it. certainly not funny enough to justify a poo bradley
>>222305605sounds like hypocrisy
>>222305629let the runts play with their slop
>>222305575
>>222305628They’re using food banks
did you know nurses in california are on £70k GBP
>>222305634Naked women are nice to look out and pictures of dicks and trannies aren't thoughThe two aren't equal
>>222305629There she goes by the poo bradleys
>>222305654trans women are women though so show your working
>>222305620Shame about the willard, very unattractive trait that is
who the fuck is scobie
brintley spears
>>222305650Why aren’t we paying our nurses that when the bankers can make such obscene bonuses?
>>222305667No they aren't
>>222305667
>>222305649All nurses are using food banks. Got it
2 mentally ill attention seeking britfeel nonces is it
might assassinate elon musk what do we reckon?
>>222305690They clearly are
A prayer for the World Cup
>>222305680Some lolcow type poster on /Lit/ who has referred to /Brit/ gimmicks on social media. This has lead to the theory that heathernonce or the Belgian are actually this guy
>>222305575https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AgvEVvAShMY
>>222305680z-list e-celeb who posts on /brit/
>>222305714Amer did you in the last time he posted lmfaoMade you look like a right twat
>>222305650Do you know nurses in russia earn $6000 a year
>>222305700If even one nurse has to use a food bank it’s immoral to have a trillionaire
>>222305596love when people act like nurses are saintsits a shit job that they wouldnt do if they had anything better going for them
>>222305680this guy
>>222305620cockmogs me
>>222305712and if a non abrahamic team won then what?
>>222305730i've got to see this
>>222305730You mean when he was bragging about being a receptionist? Lmao
anyone want to do the overwatch drive with me im silver and bad but i want the signature
why did scobie wank the willy
>>222305596NHS nurses should starve
>>222305599no no you dont understand, he was watching it as research, and wanking to it as research, and saving it to his computer as research
>>222305712Ame->may we have compassion and perspective for muddled VARsjog on
A rat done bit my sister NellWith whitey on the moonHer face and arms began to swellAnd whitey's on the moonI can't pay no doctor billsBut whitey's on the moonTen years from now I'll be payin' stillWhile whitey's on the moonThe man just upped my rent last nightCause whitey's on the moonNo hot water, no toilets, no lightsBut whitey's on the moonI wonder why he's upping me?Cause whitey's on the moon?Well I was already giving him fifty a weekWith whitey on the moonTaxes taking my whole damn checkJunkies making me a nervous wreckThe price of food is going upAnd as if all that shit wasn't enough:A rat done bit my sister NellWith whitey on the moonHer face and arm began to swellAnd whitey's on the moonWas all that money I made last yearFor whitey on the moon?How come I ain't got no money here?Hmm! Whitey's on the moonY'know I just 'bout had my fillOf whitey on the moonI think I'll send these doctor billsAirmail specialTo whitey on the moon
why are we replying to the sacked tranny that doesn't actually use his tripis it actually him
>>222305788Is that Demi?
where's her penis and balls
>>222305765and youve yet to prove her wrong, funny enough
*wheeze*
Do waht I do xxx
right well thats a sex woman
>>222305764
>>222305765sacked tranny works at aldi though?
Recently had an experience with an Indian zoomer male nurse and he was fucking useless. Compared to the fit white female nurse that I encountered the day before who was actually competent he should have been fired (from a canon)
>>222305740Why? Seems like if they get a comparatively good salary (they do) and mismanage their money or have addictions to they point where they cant afford food (genuinely impossible i UK) thats their problem.Zack Polanski himself was saying vegetables in supermarkets were too cheap
yo this saag paneer is fresh as fuck
>>222305833holy DONE lmao
>>2223058304ft mackem spacker with a dead cat
>>222305833the girls are fightingggg
>>222305747I’ll see what you have to say about them when you’re in hospital and need someone to wipe your bottom
British pornstars I've found on AdultWork Ava AustenLola RaeVictoria SummersZara DuRoseElizabeth RomanovaAny more?
>>222305872And their prices?
>>222305872michelle alter
want to play overwatch but also want to watch the footie so that's a conundrum x
>>222305856>with a dead catscreech
>>222305872Gal Ritchie
>>222305872Do all of them actually escort though, some just sell customs on there
>>222305872lola gatsby used to be on there
is gen alpha 18 yet?
saw a goth indian woman today which i thought was unusual
>>222305878About £300 per hour
how did everyone forget kirk douglas raped natalie wood
>>222305916that is quite unusual yeh
nth for the gyaldem
>>222305866why would I respect a person for doing a job they got paid to do. its expected
>>222305923never heard of either
>>222305923I think about it every day
>>222305923Only came out in 2021, after he died
>>222305928any of her arsehole?
>>222305928Looks like a bloke
>>222305970Turn the monitor on x
we at /brit/ believe scotland will beat haiti!
>>222305872>>222305922>ava austen for only £300wew
>>222305923she was extremely prettyvery weird what happened to her
>>222305916I like those kinds of observations.I once said I saw that a lot of black kids are being pushed in pushchairs and carried by their mums when they’re 7 or 8 years old and everyone asked why I’m looking at black kids
u,m
any recluse man in?
>>222305970you're just a glutton for punishment aren't you
>>222305981throw coins at refs
>>222305789Fucking sex that
>>222305977monged that nonce
>>222305969wouldn't mind having sex with her!! and putting my penis in her pussy and mouth!!!!
>>222305969Lovely chocolate treat
>>222305712ChristLARPers are so fucking cringe
ever have a shit so big you feel cold and violated
>>222305977weighed and measured that cunt
>>222305775yeah I'll carry you honey xx
>>222305969decent for one of those
>>222305847>Zack Polanski himself was saying vegetables in supermarkets were too cheapCan't believe anyone is thinking about voting for this wanker. Middle class tossers really are dense.
>>222305821>>222305789Just downloaded one of her videos today. She prefaced it asking me to campaign for a free internet lol
>>222305981gonna be so funny when it’s 1-1
>>222305998>I once said I saw that a lot of black kids are being pushed in pushchairs and carried by their mums when they’re 7 or 8 years oldyou're honestly rightbizarre
Qatar (0.88) 1-1 (3.44) Switzerland
someone got banned
>>222306016they need to make a movie where an ordinary pale and skinny incel shags a literal 10/10
BIG chips scrannedBIG cans currently being scranned
>>222305993>she was extremely prettyProbably why he raped her desu
>>222305981Sorry to say Mousey does NOT believe Scotland will get all 3 points......
smoking opium in a turban and smoking jacket.
>>222306044not lol it's a sad state of the internetget her in pmqs telling starmer he's a fuckwit
>>222306062fucking bastard man
>>222306079Classy as fuck
Only just done with hangovertoilNo more spirits for me, thats it, not even fun and fucked the whole day off
just got back from paki shop was so embarrassing was so many fit girls in there obviously on a night out and I was just trying to get past them so I could get the vodka and I said excuse me and they didn’t hear me so I said it again they didn’t hear and then they just turned around and I was standing there so they thought I was some creep just watching them and gave me a weird look I’m so fucking stupid
i literally never wouldve had mouselord down as a footy fan let alone a sage
>>222306043I think he believes potatoes are hand crafted by farmers or its in some seamus heaney poem he read not pulled out of fields by the ton.
>>222306068He isn't interested in football when I asked him about the world cup in the Discord he started insulting me and became very aggressive
don't reply to him
>>222306098Why didn't you ask for their numbers then shag them later tonight? Rookie mistake
>>222306064Never seen a woody allen film?
>>222306098gotta work on your voice projection mate
>>222305969BWC
Listening To This On My Android Phone
>>222306122You have to be on his Patreon that's why. He thought you were freeloading
>>222306112kek
>>222306098Why are they in some corner shop on a night out
>>222306142magic is strong, first comment
>>222306067I once said on reddit (back when I used to go there) that the whole rape is about power not sex is nonsense perpetuated with no scientific backing and that the statistics show younger fertile women are the biggest victims of rape and they all downvoted me and got upset, saying I was ignoring the problem of rape faced by marginalised bame women (presumably they think bame women are less attractive but the power dynamics are larger). I didn’t think to point out the fact that black men rape old (as in 60 and 70 plus) white women on a surprisingly large basis, which does actually counter my point
Hope i get hit by a tomahawk missile tbqh
erm anyone else for the cans? The lovely, lovely cans?
>>222306161On their way to I assume>>222306136I practice at home and I sound fine as soon as I’m in public it goes quiet
>>222306169
>>222305964nah, no OF>>222305977eviscerated that cookie fiend
>>222306193Me if I locked in
>>222306161Buying cans and vapes. It is very clear you have never been out on a weekend from this post. Do something with your life, there are so many experiences to try.
won my last 20 overwatch games in a rowgetting a bit boring now tbqh
>>222305981gwarn lads
cant wait for Scotland to not even make it out the group fed up of the media worshipping them and their little gimp fans running around America in skirts with bagpipes pathetic attentionseeeking freaks
>>222306219play a real game problem solved
>>222306231Yeah wouldn't be surprised if we couldn't beat haiti
>>222306219In Chandler Bing voice>could this guy BE any more of a virgin?
I am uh how you say... wanking...to uh....gay porn
>>222306231I’m Welsh so I’m supporting Scotland but the bagpipes and kilts are a bit much
>>222306231fucks me off when they spend an entire tournament basically just supporting anybody who England goes against and then you say "You're going home on the first bus" and they'll throw a right tantrum
>>222306247>weyou playing tonight? Better hurry over to America youre going to miss kick off
>>222306025It was posted by the Church of England?
>>222306274It's okay I'm on a VPN
>>222306098slags are snobby af, I avoided a couple bursting out of a shop door then arched my walked slowly because I didn't want to spook them by powerwalking past only for one to "ewww" me like a nonce
>>222306284Yeah he said christlarpers mate
>>222306274done status: him
Mad how there’s girls out there who want to put your willy in their mouth. I mean, think about it
Right fuck you then /brit/ wanlers. lads.Not having the fucking cans is not on
>>222306219you should use those skills and march on Minecraft Belfast to win 20 more matches IYKWIM
mans gunna yeet that yute in it blad, ya get g
>>222306322not sure what you mean actually
>>222306305I set you up for that joke
>>222306321fuck off you stupid annoying old rat cunt
room has that post-wank smell lingering about
Arse stinksI need a shower
>>222306321go take a BIG jump off a high rise
>>222306339>>222306340Corrrrrrrrrrrr
doctor says I've got poo in my lungs
dog hates me when I’ve been on the beers because I start picking him up trying to dance with him and shit
get dressed and go chicken shopor go to maccies drivethru in my house clothes
Screeching
>>222306340gay men would read this and their willies would twitch
>>222306329You should download a Minecraft map of Belfast and go to various cobstabularies and be VERY NICE and give the villagers on patrol a LOT OF EMERALDS
>>222306334Not old, ladCanslad (that's me, Canslad!) is only 56>>222306346Too fat to jump, lad.
lots of smells tonight on /brit/
would be funny to see those jocks lose to haiti
>>222306360sad life you havealthough mine is equally sad, I've only had a buttered potato today
>>222306385
>>222306385got a feeling this post may not actually be about minecraft considering fps skill doesn't really translate well into Minecraft
>dog hates me when I’ve been on the beers because I start picking him up trying to dance with him and shit
So fucking tempted to get the coke that I have in my bedside table second draw down hidden in a smint tin out and get on it but last time I did coke I had to go hospital
>>222306390Why do you post like a policeman trying to fit in on /brit/
>>222306421fucking howling
>>222306449is this what you look like?
TAKE YER SWING
why are you ban evading
>>222306421watch my chops
>>222306459I doubt it
>>222306456..yh
Watch my pineapple chimp
Right lads ssssshhhhh it's starting
>>222306428i wish i had that.
>>222306472um
A 21-year-old has died after workers forgot to attach a safety rope and pushed her off a 40-meter bridge in São Paulo’s Limeira, Brazil
>>222306444Don't do that, me.>>222306465Who?
A mother among the rubble of a bombed Italian city protects her son from the British spider.— Gino Boccasile (1944)
>>222306496She didn't fly so good
>>222306496sent that freak flying
>>222306496screamingjust fucking dropped her off the edge
lads the first real game of the World Cup is about to start if you’re interested
>>222306496>accident
>>222306496howl
Need a hoe like you wouldn't believe
doo doo doogosh
>>222306496sonion I’m clicking that
>>222306496We must have like forgot or sumthing
dodadodadodadoda
why would you record that and then share it online if you knew the girl
Brazil 0 - 3 Morocco
>>222306505yeah you do literally every post is like "haha lads what are we like eh i love cans me" you sound like a 70 year old glowie trying to fit in
>>222306564Fuck off will it be
>>222306571I also enjoy Judge Dredd.
>>222306496That video looks hella fake
just had an existential crisis about the state of my life
No one will fall in love with me because I'm a freak
Parkour
>>222306598That's not what existential crisis means
>>222306598>>222306611cheer up
time for some man kick ball :)
>>222306611have you tried being a freak with lots of money?
I get the feeling some of you lads genuinely don't like women
Decided to try and fix my life earlier, spoke to my brother and asked if he wanted to go to the pub later on and watch the football he said nah sorry, just asked my mum where he is she said he’s gone to the pub with his mates
>>222306618stfu nerd
>>222306641I like them, I just don't like them
wish someone would organise a /brit/ gathering at a pub x
>>222306642why would he want to go to pub with you over his actual mates. you're only acquaintances with him just by chance of sharing the same mum. he chose and made those friends because he actually want to spend time with them
the ball will be kicked
what’s the best bang for my buck alcohol I can go and buy? Like the cheapest but also be able to get pissed
aff tae bed
>>222306667You wankers would be such mongs to talk to, half of you would be on gear and the other half would be mlp spackers
any 24/7 wanking ape in
>>222306683cheapest brand vodka
>>222306683cor lend me 41 pence please lad
>>222306708Nite ruby
smoking on that Bradley Walsh Kush
>>222306472you must shag a lot then
>>222306683got a £110k in savings me
>>222306726leaves you shitting and screaming I hear
>>222306718why's cornwall swarthy
>>222306732Lend us a tenner
>>222306496>forgot
>>222306734brythonic dna
love my fucking dog so much
>>222306732do you guys actually eat poopoo there
>>222306745What breed?
hello /brit/
>>222306716Do they sell that in shell petrol station?
(8) I'm blondeI'm skinnyI'm richand I'm a little bit of a bitch (8)
>>222306717The x-files poltergeist episode
would love to spray my DNA all over cornwall
>>222306772not sure :(
>>222306732read it and weep
>>222306754
>>222306775yhshe's more of a loser than mewell maybe not
>>222306734Celts aren't Germanic
>>222306775I want to kiss her feet in those stockings
>>222306775she wouldn't say that
got that cheesy michael stuck in my head
Good evening baby girl I kiss you
>>222306775Could probably turn into a hottie with some makeup on
>>222305818aha you from Eastwell too? really funny to see someone posting about my village on the internet
>>222306732not impressive. you killed your grandparents for earliy inheritence, some of us are playing the long game
>>222306763Bullmastiff
holy shit you lads see that lad's banking app it says he has a million quid in it
kiss this!*unzips and fully erect cock springs out+
>>222306828i would make her makeup run
>>222306816was just singing it to myself earlier
Oh my days ref bring out the cards
Brazil getting utterly Bond Burger'dI'm telling you Morocco will win 3-0
>>222306847Yeah run away when it saw your ugly mug
saw some excellent witty posts last night, fantastic posts
>>222306790Ok thanks anyway
got a black man on my sack manyeah he bouncing like a madman
>>222306828
A million quid in a current account? Not the brightest spark then is he
careful lads the janny is a bit touchy
>>222306877no I prefer her vanilla look
>>222306877this ai is racist against english people
smoking that hydroponic mousepack
>>222305847>>222306043>>222306112It's because despite being the head of a political party apparently he's unaware of the concept of a loss leader and thought farmers were being ripped off during those 8p deals
Worlds first millionaire
>>222306877Very nice
>>222306611just keep peeking through your bedroom window. someone might see you and fall in love
thought brazil was good
omds brazil
if I had a million quid I would put every /brit/ lad inside their own ball and then you would all have to roll across a very dangerous course in a race and then the winner would get the million quid
>>222306877Looks like she's had 50 partners now oy roobs
>>222306930They were like 20 years ago
little sister has a playlist with 2177 youtube videos in ittake the piss honestly
>>222306930Morocco are better and will win 3-0
>>222306941i've got one with 3000+i'm crazy!
got over £100k in the bank but I still go to food banks sometimesyou're stupid if you pass up free food
off to bread
sound like one of those indians who student loan money in canadaparasite cunt
Sir Food Bank
>>222306961BART!
how are u supposed to use /sp/ threads they move so quick
>>222306941>little sisterGood song thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGRqnNEOpe0
>>222306968scrm
Literally shoved him over
>>222306971i simply avoid it with that fucking peruvian who posts cp in every thread
wish I had a mate that I could just call while I’m steaming and chat fucking hate being alone 24 7
Mental how much they hate us, they openly talking about murdering us and destroying our country as revenge for colonialism
applying for a loan from the bank and then fucking off to Kazakhstan
>>222306971i never post on /sp/ when there's a tournament on
>>222306971just spam drivel and tits into the void
>>222306992irresponsibly anti-Semitic post
>>222306991Sat in a spoons on Thursday watching the Mexico game by myself and it hit home how much I miss having mates to do stuff with, everybody else was there with someone
Breading the new
>>222306965Can't tell if he's jewish or Indian anymore. Absolute state isn't it mate
>>222307014How old are u
feeling submissive and breadable
>>22230703131
>>222307014at least you got out there
New>>222307041>>222307041>>222307041
>>222307035ktim when I'm baked