Do chubby blubbery insecure men who used to be bullied have power fantasies involving guns in your country?
>>222307978>every white man here is like that
>>222308000Well, every American is obese and blubbery
>>222307978is that your brother? why should i care?
>>222308087Ironically black and hispanic people are the most
>>222308140>saaaaar zainichi amerifat saaarrr
>>222307978This shit doesn't work unless you are a police agent or swat member with a very closer quarters battlefield. In real life most of the battlefield would be swarmed by drones and you would need to have incredibly good cardio to stand a chance.
>>222307978He looks like a male lesbian
>>222308264Common American phenotype Imagine this guy with a Karen haircut without his beard >>222308232
>>222307978PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
>>222307978he could be more proficient in belly dance.
>>222307978haha jellyman
how to achieve ass and thighs like thist. ranny
>>222308388Based>>222308590lol
>>222307978So sadThe guys body is shaped like a woman's
>>222308708I think it's likely geneticsI have a cousin built like this
>>222307978his running moves are majestic and should be captured for use in video game animation
>>222308717its beyond that. he has a certain, as we experts say, slampig like appearance
>>222307978Jealous EuroPeon can't own guns even if he wanted to
>>222308764I guess his only hope is beating his shoulders and back and hope it grows
>>222307978lol
>>222307978Why does he run like a 50 year old overweight female office worker?
>>222308232My McNuggets, my fries, my spoon.
>>222307978What kind of faggot starts a "in your country" thread, and posts someone else's country, not your own country?
you can talk shit about him but he's out there putting in the time and training, and he's a far better shot than any of you dorks. do you also make fun of fat people in the gym?
>>222309750YES
>>222307978fat or not but how are ""his"" hips and ass so fucking big compared to the rest of his body?
>>222309750I personally would not and am not make fun of him. He should sleep with one eye open though because he is built like a slam pig made for the dicking, too bad he's a dude though.
>>222307978what did he do wrong other than be shockingly breedable
literally me>>222309750because you just know he is a weird chud
>>222307978My man will run drills but wont just go on a jog sometimes
>>222307978How the fuck are his hips so wide? It's not even just fat, he has woman hips.
>>222311276that's the body of a guy who never did ANY kind of sport or physical work like ever we call them "water belly" here, and you can see in the video he looks kinda "liquid"
>>222307978yes
Honestly I think guns are fucking stupid.
>>222309750yeah see you hit on the difference in your very own retard post:one is a fat guy working on his fat guy problemone is a fat guy ignoring his fat guy problem
>>222311366I never did ANY kind of sport or physical work ever yet I'm not built like that and don't run like an absolute fucking faggotlike genuinely that nigga has coordination problems, just like these girls who are totally incapable of throwing a ball it's like he just learnt to move
>>222307978I'm sure they do. I decided I'd rather just work out. I'm still a fat sack of shit, but I'm a beamode kinda fat sack of shit.Downsides: feeling the need to turn sideways to get between people in what should be easily navigable passages, and having to explain to people that "Yes, I'm 300lbs. I'm a huge fucking bitch."
>>222308232kek
>>222310067He fell for the SS+GOMAD meme
>>222307978tactical
>>222307978dude needs to check his hormone levels
>>222307978>blubberyWhat means
>>222311684Same with me. Im bony afHave been told I have great endurabce
>>222311415Why put a collimator on that thing...
>>222307978Why the fuck is he so jiggly?
>>222307978What's the point of training, in real combat all those muscles weakened and gun running is basically suicide
>>222317260In real combat you enter a dream-like state and you mechanically repeat whatever you repeated
Also the faster your heart pounds the less you control your body (if your heart pounds too fast your hands will shake and you won't even be able to hold a gun) and cardio helps to stabilize the heart rate when adrenaline fuck you up
>>222307978for me it's that time a /k/ anon went to one of Ian McCollum's events dressed as 2B
>>222307978Yeah, it's just an universal truth
>>222307978Yes (it's me)
I have his fat distribution when I am fat. Thighs are the first place.
Kek you may be laughing at his breedable ass and hips but what you dont know is that when you are the fit version of him women want to grab you and fuck you as much as men if not more. Lanklets and pot bellies can only dream of such treatment.
>>222307978Zamn bro should do more leg days
>>222318580Can you post example of fit version of him
>>222318617Something like this but kinda less fat around belly and kinda more fat around ass
>>222318667So not exactly like this but any case can you imagine a bodytype where you are doing naively cartwheels in shorts and the girls are staring and one of them tells you your ass cheecks are very attractive and your autism is totally surprised cause it thought they were admiring your perfect cartwheels? Yea that kind of bodytype.
>>222307978He is built like a middle aged fat woman
>>222318667Can you post a real life example, not a fucking 2000 year old mosaic?
Uh why did this thread go silent? Is chad going through identity crisis because no woman ever admired his cartwheels?
>>222319204Why are you seething? No woman ever grabbed your ass like you are her woman?
>>222319204He can't because he made it all up
What the fuck is blubbery
>>222319342Is Google broken?
>>222319326See >>222319356
>>222319461That's an opinion of his
>>222307978No, they just drive BMWs here
>>222319478Kek go back to twitter to seethe
>>222319509I've never used that. You go back and stay there, pajeet
>>222319547Lanklets from netherlands will never know this feel
>>222319593Again with the fictional art
>>222319647Kek it makes you seethe so much
>>222307978That bloke is a very strange shape
>>222319666No, but you might as well just post anime
>>222307978YesSource: Its me
>>222319692>n-noKek
>>222319743Haha now you fake-stutter like anime?
>>222319784>doesnt even know how greentext worksSeriously go back to twitter. It was pretty comfy here before you lowlives immigrated from wherever.
>>222319895You wrote it
>>222319988Go back you absolute cringre retard lol
>>222320112No need to be angry
>>222320141Well your 2 digit IQ is causing me cringe so there is a reason for it. At least tell your handlers to teach you about greentext.
>>222320184>causing me cringe soIs English your second language, ranjish?
>>222317695Lmao, I had forgotten (no pun intended) about that
>>222320224By the way should i watch frieren or rewatch yuyu hakusho? Ask your handlers to flip a coin please.
>>222320343Now you've outed yourself, manchild
>>222320376So what did the coin decide? Should i watch both instead? Yea ill watch both.
>>222308778You're only correct because it happens to be a dutchman who can't own guns.
>>222320499you can legally own guns here for hunting or if you're part of a shooting range club. Your Finnish mind is Americanized >>222308778Stupid mutt
>>222320607Alright, prove it then. Show me that you have the same kind of guns that were used in the video you posted.
>>222320811I said you can own them, I didn't say I personally own them. You do have to store them in a locked closet at home though. Can't have kids get to them, and they can't be loaded.
>>222320858And there we go, burgermutt was correct. You're just jealous.
>>222320961You sound as stupid as an American Turn off your VPN, if you can't google
>>222316314Same as you. I have a good upper body but my quads are skinny as fuck.Just Anglo genetics.
>>222307978in sweden we call this autismröv (autism booty)
>>222321065I have the same bodytype as you but I'm not Anglo.Im Celtic (half portuguese half irish).Very tall and hairy though.
>>222321043And you sound jealous that a flabby male slampig is more of a man than you will ever be, and just because you can never have the guns he's got.
>>222321235I was going to say - dude's got autism ass
>>222307978bbw pawg
Why do mutts fantasise about murder?
>>222321645I would
>>222307978how do we stop blueberry men like this from acting upon their delusions?
>>222321670Who said anything about murder? You're literally the first to bring it up.
>>222321848>I swear officer, I was just trying to graze him. Besides, he's six years old - well on his way to being a criminal.
>>222321670They live in preperation to respond to the black teenager that will break into their house and rapekill everyone in it. It’s common enough to warrant a military grade arsenal. Or so i’ve heard
>>222309750>magdumps onto silhouette at 5 yardsboomers who sight in their deer rifles once or twice a year at 200 yards is more impressive
>>222320448I left to watch some anine and half the replies after this are twitter tier lowlife quality. We need some serious jannies to execute these worthless shitheads. Sorry for mocking you about your salary janny i swear i wont do it again *crisses fingers*.
>>222321966And I thought I was a pedo, but here you are, talking about 6 year olds in a thread about guns. I have to say you've got it bad, brother.
>>222307978I look like that and run like that, but I don't have a gun
>>222307978was wondering why this looked so fucking gay then i played the video with my hand covering the upper half of the guys body and figured it out
>>222322124You see, Pekka, the Americans have a sport they like to call School Shooting, where they corral children into a building, and then release the hunter or hunters.Great work with that cherry picking! Keep it up, and you might just make a great school shooter one day.
>>222321624Why does this phenomenon exist?
>>222323054They (we) walk weird - builds the glutes so that the fat has a raised platform to collect on.If they (we) get fat enough, there's a bit of a feminine thigh-rub-avoiding wiggle to go along with it. Add a weighted belt full of ammo or whatever, and the blubber be set in motion.
>>222323392Or it could just be lordosis
>>222323392>le hecking weirdActually its pretty common, i discovered that the most effective method for me to walk is if i sway my hips/glutes like a woman, do you know who likes it the most? Women. I had people like you giving me the school shooter look when 90% of the girls in class were into glutes and thighs. Lucky that it was in europe huh?
>>222322964And now you're talking about schools. Dude, you should tone it down a bit. The chance of dying in a school shooting is less than being struck with lightning, and all you've been demonstrating is how you're obsessed with children.
>>222323974you could be a lordosisthe anterior pelvic shift is caused by autism walk over time - I bet homie with the gun still walks on his toes when he's not on carpet.
>>222324363What's your obsession with electricity, Pekka? Keep the CBT stories to yourself - this is a blue board.
>>222323974More like lardosis
>>222324597Oh so you clowns are not from twitter but from /pol/? How come you dont know what greentext is? Did you have a brain drain over there or what?
>>222307978I do fantasized on guns but not fat like that.
>>222324727Nice VPN! Does it come in men's?
>>222324977HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA he said VPN so funny AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>222324977Can i have a baloon animal next? :D
>>222325075Yes, BUT ONLY IF YOUR PANTS STAY ON! We don't need a repeat of last time.
>>222325296Yea sorry about that, your mom is not pregnant is she?
>>222325334She was dead before the incident, so I certainly hope not.They still have a bounty on your head in that little town. I'd never seen bounty ads before.
>>222325440Oh you mean that incident, not the other one.. Um never mind sorry about your mom, she was a mighty fine lady.
>>222307978Built for BBC
>>222325557Thanks. Plethora - it means a lot.
>>222325786Not really, it means excess.
>>222325917Not always, Pekka. Not always.
>>222326060AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA he said not always so funny AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Did the puritan glownig from netherlands abandon thread? I want to tell him about the anime i saw :(
>>222307978its called competition shooting, where speed and agility is everything for those microseconds>>222308236no. going in alone and fast as a cop is a surefire to get yourself killed or wounded because you can't cover your blind spots entering a room without others covering for you. and if its a military setting clearing a room with a grenade is safer than simply entering with a team. and no cardio is going to save you from a drone diving on you at 120 km/h. you have to break LOS or break into cover (but not to where you are confined). running at full speed you will likely trip with all the gear. keep your sight on the drone and anticipate when and where he is going to drop. suicide drones use directional explosives which is why evading is more important than running. loiter time is usually 10 to 15 minutes, so paying attention to this and where other drones are is key. however even with good cardio and physical form you are also going to do this while your tired, hungry, thirsty, sick, exhausted... still practicing with guns is a good effort and you may want to add skeet shooting as training.
>>222308000good morning saar
>>222307978I think he's just an autist with a gun hyperfixation
>>222307978kek
>>222332123Yeah, guy that looks like that probably likes the hobby for itself.Difficult concept to grasp for a Nafri who seeks the status boost in everything.
>>222326720You can tell me.
