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I really like this imageWhat hobbies do you have on your resume?
Bought a spaceship, now I'm a space cadetBig white mansion in my habitat
>>222308915posting with da cumbums
>>222308908obese whore thinks shes all thathilarious
>>222308908fag
>Disclosure Day
Just discovered the worst thing ever:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbQrhOWkonk
>>222308900>>222308900>>222308900We all in hur
>>222308973what are you even trying to do you little cunt
Finna get yacked up and pretend I have a gf
>>222308990Just avin' a larff m8
>>222308973You baked too late big guy
>>222308983Surely you realize the world places you in the exact same category as those 3?
>>222308973drunks absolutely btfo
>>222309014Jews are the worst of them all. They all deserve an oven
>>222309014>the worldThroughout the world and history, for absolutely no reason at all of course
>>222309026
>>222309058see >>222309035
sexico
just found some Irish whiskey I forgot I had
darius
Reminder the Pissraeli's presence here is to antagonize and illicit posts he will then report to purposely get you banned. Do not fall for its tricks.
getting filtered by college algebra
>>222309141Algebra is made up nonsense btw, it's not real. Anyone who claims to know or understand it is a liar and a charlatan. Same goes for the Portuguese language and computer programming.
Recently started watching rainbolt videos on YouTube and honestly they're insanely interesting.
>>222309168Filtered by abstractions as a concept
>>222308983Jews really have the nerve to be talking like this
>all of /cum/ hates themThere is hope.
>>222308915I put motorcycles/dirt bikes on my resume because it's a mechanic position
>always 2 there are
ate an entire pizza by myself
>>222309097I have a bottle of traditional dry mead and yeasty farmhouse cider waiting for me at home once this rotation is done
>>222309266>nigga shut yo bitch ass up fuckin green ass frog man thinks we takin order from him sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>>222309278This is basically 90% of /cum/ tonight.
smokin weed rn
>>222309220Yes? Mexicans are objectively almost as dumb and violent as blacks, but at least blacks are good at sport and can sing and dance, and there's the occasional jeet ceo or scientist, while mexicans have zero (0) redeeming qualities unless you like spicy food and big asses (really a sign of future obesity), like what's even the point of importing them now with the rise of AI when they're no longer needed to occupy low paying jobsThey're also incredeibly thinskinned and report me every time i bant with them (lol), so yeah not a fan
china numba wan!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO08fxwEBnI
which you should have learned this from last semester. remember that from last semester. it was taught last semester prior to this class. you should've talked about it in your class last semester. if you were in my class last semester you should remember that
nigga be walkin in to 102 asking why he don't understand 101
vince mcmahon pooed on diss woman during a sex event and continued to have sex for an hour and a half wiv her covered in his poopropa bogglin' diss wun
>>222309344Mexicans never blackmailed our elites into waging wars of aggression for them.
Alien: Isolation > Alien (1979)
>>222309097used to like irish whisky but now?fink it too sweet
>>222309468Vince is a God among men.
>>222309491I prefer American and Scotch Whisky over Irish. It depends on the brand and variety though, there's a lot of different types of Irish of varying flavor and quality.
>>222308878phwoarfink you need to procure sum more kittingtonshire
For me, it's the Chuck Berry sex tapes
>>222309468She's proper cute
>>222309266if sith are fuckin angry and jedi are stoic, who the fuck is the fuckin happy ass niggas
>>222309501sounds like mcmahon likely had black bulls in his employ
So when I'm over at your houseI would pick through my looming doubtsBecause I guess I just wanted us together one last time before IGo lay downI don't want to save you from anyone but yourself
>>222309471Any proof of said blackmail? Mexicans actually turn america into another mexico by dragging it down to their level which is far worse by making it more dirty and dangerous and stupid. Over the past 20 years mexicans have murdered tens of thousands americans, far more than any american war since ww2. Those are just fax
>Any proof of said blackmail?
>>222309589Yes, or do you actually believe the president and the former president are pedos (lol)
The racial and religious insensitivity in this thread makes me so sad
Check out this shaheed clone from 1967. It was also low observability as well, apparently
>>222309619america was founded to be a christian nation by white men. this nation was built on christianity and the bible
>>222308878the insects keep biting and gnawing at mehelp, im afraid to go to sleep cause that's when they'll get meon another note, i think i might be getting my other vocal cord back, i recorded myself and i can almost hold a tune
>>222309648No it wasnt. The founding fathers never mentioned the bible
what if the potion is in the motion of the lotion
>>222309675lol yes they did
>>222309543His entire career centres on mastering and controlling muscular bucks, he is the veritable BuckMaster.
She's a drink behind youWander off to the stairsTen bucks for the last gameSuck smoke from the airMan, it cuts like a dull knifeWhen you're young and you're told"It makes sense when you're older"Darling, let's get old
>>222309689No they didn't
oh im arguing with redditjeet. yeah im ignoring him
>>222309673phwoar cute kittingtom diss wun hairfta be sed
>>222309722i've killed so many of themyet they rest on my flesh
I'm going back to Europe. My people were never meant to live in this brownhole.
Just won a debate
>>222309673What kind of insects? Are there mosquitoes in Iceland?
>>222309756I thought you liked it here.
>>222309777there are mosquitoes everywhere nigga, even in the arctic
>>222309756The blacks ruined everything but it's the mexcrement that took over, ultimately
>>222309756>>222309806>Move to the reddit country full of Muslims and more jeets than the USLol?
>>222309777done think mosquitos, but they are flying biting cuntslúsmý most likely
>>222309756BASED. take your family with you.
only 50 more years (18,000+ days) of this boring painful humiliating lonely nigger life before i die and go to hell and get raped by the devil for all of eternity
>>222309819Are they tiny bloodthirsty little swarming faggots?
>>222309112Bodied that antisemitic freak
>>222309827why not go to heaven instead?
i want amazon to stop reminding me that im a khhv
COME ON SCOTLANDSCORE SOME FOOKIN GOLES
>>222309835i have a rotten soul
>>222309675>The founding fathers never mentioned the bibleMany of them were secular or Masonic deists/pantheists, but ironically this made them more, not less, racist.
>>222309843describe if you will... the smell
Just went on a walk after dinner and a few beers. The walk did something awful to my digestion should've ate after walk not beforePooping pure liquid atm
>>222309832yes these little pricks wont stoptotal flying faggot death when?
Sodomized the neighbors cat
>skandidont understand icelandic>britno replies>cumwell hello fertile little anon
>>222309468Crazy that some women let men do things like that and even get turned on by it
>>222309853A healthy population of black flies is an indication of clean and healthy waterways :^) If you want to kill them pollute your local rivers and streams
>>222309865none of us are fertile
Why don't soy-cientists do something useful like evolve a species of squirrel into existence that poops food we can eat?Instead all they do is come up with new strains of wheat that are slightly better and other shit no one cares about
>>222309810Who mentioned a country?
Im fartle
>>222309893because soy-cientists are millennials who rather 'discover' genders
>>222309868they only bite me and none of my family membersthey must suffer total death no matter what
Remember to take care of yourself, bros.
>>222309893With the new version of claude you can vibe-bioengineer if you have enough tokens
I become gassy easily and frequently fart
HOTTIE HOTTIE LIKE A BAG OF TAKIS I'M THE SHIT
>>222309900LOL good one
>>222309501this is unironically something id expect fk to write
you talked about europe. wdym by who mentioned a country
>>222309904I got three bites inside my belly button and have like 10 welts still over a week later. They sucks
>>222309905what am i watching
>>222309905he need sum pep
>>222309903>>222309893Why aren't you calling them Soyentists you fucking idiots you are butchering a perfectly good pun. Goddamn weedhead cumbrain idiot zoomers.
Are we all BBC enjoyers here
>>222309905WTF
>>222309929shut up soillennial
>>222309933prefer BLC
>>222309905>>222309924>QUICK>GET THIS FAT NIGGA A DOCTOR PEPPERroflmao
>>222309924Coffee Time with John and Momma
If the slang for cocaine was changed from coke and yayo and stuff to homo butt dust the kids would stop using it overnight
>>222309941That's not funny. A man just died and you're laughing
>>222308908Every single grill I've seen wearing those pants has had a fat ass
I'm addicted to SAC
>>222309950He got what he fucking deserved
>>222309948>the kids would stop using it overnightUh but zoomers are all queers
>>222309941He's probably diabetic and low on blood sugar
>>222309954Thats because thats what the pants do. You take them off and shes just obese
just popped a poopy
>>222309959>says the soillennialwhy are zoomer men all in church?which generation forced lgbt the most?
>>222309933Unironically, trannies and gays are the biggest bbc fans by a large margin. Please reflect on your desires and improve yourself.
>>222309905When you nut and she keep sucking
>>222309963Maybe buts looks hot with those on
Please mr xao, fuck my wife with your SAC
>>222309905ive always been underweight until i started my current job, but my brother has always been obese so im anticipating this kind of shit happening
>>222309961He's massively obese, it's his own fault
Soccer is so boring its just people running back and forth the field and passing to each other
Women sometimes do that knowing little glance when they can tell you're gawking their goods Like they're almost pleased at the idea that they're eye candy
should i goon?
https://youtu.be/1AveMv1r7Tkwe're all in here btw
>>222309983I kinda pity those asian guys who spam BMWF when people bring up WMAF because it's like they don't even try to pretend Asian guys are a sexual threat but have to use Black men. Very defeatist and sad mentality tbqh, jeets do that too.
>>222310001Yes to me
>>222309994Well yes of course, I'm just saying that's probably why she grabbed a dp
>>222308878Who is more culturally relevant in America, Kanye West or Taylor Swift?
>>222310000Women get aroused by male attention and men get aroused by looking, its reciprocal But for women for some reason they like to pretend to hate it
>>222309987do you like jakob ingebrigtsen?karston warholm (fink i butchered his bame)henrietta jaeger?
>>222309941It was the only Doctor in the room
>>222310013tylor waft
>>222310000>Like they're almost pleased at the idea that they're eye candyOnly when it's MTNs or above gawking, if she's really hot she probably only likes Chad or chad-lite doing it.
>>222310009native asian pornstars are unanimiously pathetic
im confused about something.I read that in the 19th century, drinking alcohol was very common in america, for many reasons.So how could joseph smith have convinced so many people to completely abstain?
>>222310012She should've grabbed a skillet to finish the job.
>>222310016no idea who they are, i googled them and they are...and may the god forgive me for even uttering this...norwegians
>>222310013g or h probably would be intrestin innit
>>222310024only trannies and faggots believe this anti-woman shit
>>222310021me fookin sides
>>222310029lots of gay sex
>>222310014>But for women for some reason they like to pretend to hate itThey just hate when ugly guys do it. No foid is complaining when Brad Pitt or some blue checkmark pro-athlete is checking them out
I want to have gay sex
>>222310040You're still on the coping stage.
>>222310037fuggin ell only garn mixed the flags uppropa funny diss coz dats never happened before
this general is unusable. incels, gays, troons, and redditors. im leaving.
>>222310066i need reparations for this1.3 trillions i fear
Nigga mad at seeing incels... on 4chan?
The poo i just took is without precedent in the history of the planet
now that the fag is gone let's post funny kitties
>>222310071this place has been shit for at least a decade
Just took a haunted poop
>>222310090haha what's he doing up there!
>>222310090That 'berg is a mad one.
>>222310091It's been declining since 20082006 was the peak
i'm thinking of masturbating today
>>222309970>gaysThere may be a demographic shift with this in my generation, gays my age are a lot more chuddy than others
Ghostly fart
>>222310024Nah I've definitely caught women giving me that pleasing winking look and I'm like a 5/10
>>2223101002008-09 was cern and boxxy, two events that changed 4chan forever
Looking good for the Scottish team against the BBC island.
>>222310100the most depressing thing is that its not just the nostalgia from when we were young, things were genuinely better back then
HOLY FUCKING BASED!!!!
>>222310029>drinking alcohol was very common in americaFun fact: during this time cider was the drink of choice rather than beer. Thus, Johnny Appleseed was basically the American Dionysus given he gave every part of the Midwest access to alcohol through his planting program.
>>222310029>how could joseph smith have convinced so many people to completely abstain?Not all Americans are MormonsAmerica is a big placeMormons only exist in Utah, which to this day has strict laws around alcohol
>>222310131lol
>>222310128Very excited, fun that they scored right after I posted here.Also pleasantly surprised by how Scottish the Scottish team is. There's one non-Scot there and he's amutt who's technically Scottish.
What if you smuggled enough garter snakes into Ireland, to establish three or four stable breeding populations across the island? What would happen? There are lots of frogs and slugs in Ireland and garter snakes are very tolerant of temperate conditions. They can even hibernate! Do you think they could survive and if so how do you suppose their presence could influence Irish culture? Would they be hated or celebrated or simply become a part of Irish daily life? So intriguing to think about.
>>222310088dont fink youve seen my frag grenade poos that wtick to the bowl ans require thick bleach multiple applications
>>222310131>UHMM YOU CAN'T SAY THAT OR I CAWL DUH COPSThose who appeal to the law against their fellow man are either fools or cowards
Not your personal army faggitI randomly remembered this phase an sit made me nostalgic
>>222310118So a MTN like I said? 5/10 is right in the middle unless you use that female sliding scale where the most handsome man of all time is only 9/10 and a slightly above normal guy is still only 3/10
bros a spirit just pulled this brown stuff out of my ass into the toilet wtf it smells oh my god im so scared help
Every. Single. Time. You don't hate them enough.
>>222310129better in what ways?
>>222310146I'd call the cops on you the second I got the chance and then laugh when they arrested you nigga eat shit and fry
>>222310141Yeah, what a pleasant surprise. Most Western European teams are very brown.
>>222310142you do kno there is snakes just across the channel in britain
>>222310131One thing I like about the current internet is that people WILL call blacks niggers directly like that. None of that gay "uhh I'm not racist tho plz understand" backtracking we had before.
>>222310132Wines and ciders are much easier to make. It's pretty much just yeast and grape juice. Whereas making beer is a lot more intensive and involved process.
I love her!
I’m interested in finding out more about sex with women.
scotland also has a better parliamentary system den england
Johnny Applesneed
>>222310149Idk what MTN is, not familiar with this incel acronym
https://youtu.be/ce2KN06dS7cBROS WTF THE GHOST IS MAKING ME LISTEN TO EARLY 2000S SLOP OH FUCK I CANT STOP IT SOMEBODY HELP ME OH NOOOOOOOOOO
>>222310159the internet wasnt dead back thenlike, it still had a soul, you knew you were talking to another person and things werent as polarized and retarded.i think some stupid amount, like at least half, of the internet traffic nowadays are just bots
>>222310168It's not good enough. Snakes are too cool, everyone should have some.
just cooomed
>>222310185whats your opinion on verboten fruits
>>222310146that's something the mafia says, that's not a real philosophy
>>222310177Ask me anything, I've researched sex and female erogenous zones extensively in preparation for the real thing
>>222310185yeh but why garter snakes why not just english snake that already live in virtually the same climate
>>222310205Wanna kiss me
>I've researched female endogenous zones extensively
>>222310184yeh kind true i do fink there was probably less retardedness on the internet. or at least like it wasnt as serious so you didnt hafta tolerate other retarded opinions as much. and people werent like relentlessly just trying to make money off the internet like now
>>222310161I don't think you understand the point of the saying thoughbeit
What the hell is a queer person? If you were gay why not just say that?
>>222310207what about exotic spiders?
>>222310232I don't think you understand the point of my post thoughever
Lovey dovey sex (gay)
>>222310247sexico
>>222310257sexicans even
How come pretty much every fighting champion is a white man.And not just from a singular culture or background, the only common denominator is that they are pretty much just all white men.You would think it would skew against white men as they tend to live in higher wage countries and fighting pays very little for all but the top .5%
>>222310200It's true it is, but it's not entirely without merit
>>222310207Garter snakes are pretty. They come in all kinds of color morphs depending on where they're from. And they are harmless to people, so, they won't cause any problems.
>>222310269do you like messsssicans? i like messsssicans
>>222310280I used to catch them all the time as a kid. They'll poo and pee all overthemselves as a defence mechanism
>>222310231yea everyone is legit fucking retardedno one knows basic shit like the concept of nuance, or hypotheticals, or critical thinking in generalwe're so fucked lol
Q: Do robots have brothers? A: No, they only have transistors.
>>222310013F. They're just drawings. How annoying could they be? Or would I be unpleasantly surprised?
appeal to law when I use it>based get fucked retard this is what it means to live in a civilized societyappeal to law when you use it>lmao fuckin boot licker needs to police to save him lol
Burrito pigs
>>222310277Being an exemplary fighter requires long term planning, strong impulse control (not just in front of others for fear of being shamed, looking at you Asians) a lot of discipline. What race is the best at that?
>>222310286Most snakes will do that! Additonally, garter snakes produce a strong smelling musk. They have other regional defensive behaviors as well, such as feigning death or vibrating the tip of their tail against leaves to create a buzzing noise. They're such interesting creatures! Ireland deserves them.
>>222310297Asians have more impulse control than anyone
>>222310240for me? raft spiders
Bros... a ghost just kissed me on the lips... What does it mean...
>>222310335das a succubus
>>222309890Do your job
>>222310338BRO THE GHOST JUST TOLD ME TO CALL YOU WRONG AND GAY
in my 30s and i was asked for a license when buying beerdo i still got it or was hr just being good cashier 10 omers down, yea im proper fuckeddoesnt matter, more beer goes down my gut
>>222310317fink england has better snakes desualso might as well include slow worms in datlegless lizard innitpropa mindbogglin dat wun
Consider your butt fucked
>>222310354they get fined thousands of dollars if they are caught selling to minorshere they have to scan the back of everybody's ID now
what causes this display of mental illness ?
>>222310353well, she looks like this
>>222310372Based
>>222310372kek fink diss based desu
>>222310372How could Trump lose... he already won 2 elections and Biden set the precedence of pardoning multiple thousands of people including your entirely bloodline when leaving office. It's over... Trump won...
>>222310372Having a triple digit IQ
>>222310376>>222310379>>222310394think i'll be leaving this general
turns outsnakes have tailsdidnt know thatthought was likejust likelike the body and thats itdidnt know der was like sum distinctionbetween tailand body
>>222310401This is a liberal chads general
no clue what to goon to
>>222310367kek diss reminded me of that quentin tarantino interview where he got mad at the jeet interviewer and berated him wiv summat along deez lines
>>222310372Flying the Ukraine flag is always weird to me. I always wonder what avg Ukranians think about it. I imagine it has to be really weird to see random Americans flying a flag of a country they probably could barely point to on a map without help
>>222310142They would survive and it would be fine. Garters are very sneaky and difficult to find even when there are large populations in the area. They bother nothing and prey on nothing very important (small fish mainly).
>>222310437and frogs
Blump said the war is ending on Sunday
>>222310214Are you a girl?
whats propa intrestin is even tho it at face value is quite subtle where snake tail starts its actually relly obvious when you look at a snake skeleton coz you can see exacyly where their ribcage ends
Using q-tips to clean my ears
cheesing the fuck out
>>222310294I think every single blahpipo on Earth does this
I’m sooo drunk bwehhhh blergghhhhh
>>222310498Hey buddy, the brie store called...
>>222310498how many calories is dat tho
>>222310524dunno but im having more+some aperol and maybe some monster
>>222310372Being a literal retard
corr reminds me got sum gruyere may ahav sum of dat
>>222310498Ate some French camembert myself this evening, good snack Iceland anon
>Wagwan batty boi suck ya madda
>>222310436>I always wonder what avg Ukranians think about it.In my experience, they don't even like it. When it was really trendy for normies to suck off Ukraine in 2022, I talked to some Ukrainian girl and she absolutely hated it.
I could probably make some haphazard nachoes. Don't have beef but i could use bratwurst instead, and taco bell diablo sauce, green onions, and hot giardinieri
>>222310453>Trump said war end SundayWhat if he said sike and nuked Tehran last minute lmao
So it's decided. We will bring snakes to Ireland.
>>222310591Are you a Wisconsin divorcee?
If you and me were in the same room I would give you head cheese and ritz
>>222310584Thats what i suspected. It is kinda disingenuous to be flying the flag of a country you know nothing about and have zero real cultural ties to like none of these people honestly care about some random post soviet cunt
>>222310606and spiders too
>>222310606>Here's how vibrant migrant snakes culturally enriched Ireland despite pushback from local far right groups
just ate 4 rolls of sushi
>>222310608>divorceeI am a young virile man in my prime of life
is this ecoterrorism?
watching the anthropology 'fu before bed
Slept for 15 hours straight award
>>222310658I would marry her and eat her pussy every night
>>222310591Oh I also have this sweet and hot pickle thingy thats pretty good and this south western spicy mustard i'd be t it'd go well together
>>222310662that was my first thought as well
Kinda surprised I haven't had a heart attack yet considering the sheer amount of cheese I eat on a daily basis for years and years
would be sick as shit to live in a cave with this viewneanderthals had taste
Teaching seems kinda sucky basically a glorified baby sitter. I don't think I could do it. I need a job where I am at least doing something active that feels half productive
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>>222310726that's the fucked up partchildren spend more time with teachers than their parents yet teachers are paid like shit, treated like shit, have dangerously low standards, and nobody cares
Have to wait till 3am to watch South Park what the helly
>>222310726I tutored kids while in college and it's really rewarding when you help them understand something and see them progress
>>222310736Yeah and you have to take shit from asshole teens. like being paid to be bullied. You can't even hit them
>>222310758I mean in INNER CITY (scared to use other words don't want to upset jannies) the "CHILDREN" will straight up violently assault and sometimes attempt/occasionally succeed murder on teachers and get a slap on the wrist cuz socioeconomics and slavez n shit cuh
SCOTLAND WON!
>>222310736most american teachers are just fucking retarded and act as little more than babysitters and I don't think that increasing pay would change the talent pool to a significant degree it requires cultural change from the top down which never happens
some of u niggas look like this
got drunk at the Mexican bar watching the world cup
>>222310658>tatsinto the trash she goes
WHERE THE FUCK DO THE FLIES KEEP COMING FROMIT'S 3AM GO TO SLEEP
>>222310796Iceland has flies?
>>222310791yeah?
>>222310788it absolutely wouldpeople don't become doctors because it's easyhigher wage = justifiable barrier to entryhigh enough wage + solid barriers to filter bad actors = good models for the youth = children that develop into good adultsd
>>222310803the guy next to me taught me how to say "big bottler off beer" but I forgot what it was
Peeing out my butt right now (diarrhea) and it smells like death
>>222310791>Mexican barReport the bar to ICE
>>222310793get real incel you were never an option in the first place
>>222310804Every school in america is not going to be able to pay 6 figures for teachers I mean even if you bump it up to 90k a year you're still not going to see too much you have to convince people teaching isn't for losers first then have them care about community enough to teach over having an actual career in the field they studied for
wypipo when they have the mild sauce on they burrito
>>222310812wtf did you eat?
>>222310809>"big bottler off beer" una cerveza grande or something like that I assume
>>222308878https://youtu.be/Ee_uujKuJMI?si=qwZJszdJmT99gHFO
>>222310818yeah obviously it's grossly simplified but if you don't think we, the US, could afford to pay for good teachers you are delusional
>>222310825thats what I thought too but no, it had a specific termI was too drunk to remember it thoughever
>>222310822Mexican food
>>222308900
>>222310790would
>>222310800not after im done, mr receding hairline
>>222310840freaky ahh
>>222310831We don't even have healthcare we absolutely can't pay teachers
>>222310832Una botella de cerveza grande
>>222310658who is she?
>>222310658what does she tlak about
