goon slop editionnever goon >>222260267
>>222311295What is a goonslop?
>>222311402It's when someone posts pictures like these.
Incel morning /med/.
@Momster : Vinícius ou Raphinha ou B. Díaz ou leurs remplaçants buteur @2So I won.
I was just surrounded by an entire team of 15yo football girls in shorts
>>222305812>are Swabians the rednecks of Germany?no, we're just stingy like Jews
Bonġu.
>>222312164Based>>222313239You are not /med/
>>222313448I am spiritually med
Good morning med>>222312821Good these bets are getting out of control, Australia beat Turkey, did not see that coming
Roon 5km, much faster than the previous seshAbout 70 seconds faster per km. I wanted to go faster but not that fast, I was cooked.
>>222313856I did not bet on Turkey because I thought it was too risky and I was right. But not to the point of betting on Australia.Same on Scotland, they should win but it felt risky and seems like it was, did not check the stats.
>>222313888I'm getting nervous for France, we'll be smashed next tuesday
Good morning, sisters.>>222307090>the concepts of right to ownership and consumerism are entirely unrelated.Ehm sweetie Brunecel owning two dumbbells is literally consumerism. One is enough.>>222311512What a fucking disgusting tattoo that is.>>222312164Fakecel morning sir.Now that it's warmer my veins are more visible than usual. Idk why gymcel niggas like visible veins so much. Gives me the 'ick.
>>222313903>Cross posting answers that sent you flying.
>>222313935I don't see how that post sent me flying. Do enlightmen me please.In case it did send me flying, then it's a reason worth sharing also.
>>222313975Bodied that freak
>>222313998
>>222313903She is an artist and artists tend to be eccentric.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KONrzjnH8L4Kek
>>222314274Is that Dora? Did not recognize her on the first pic.
>>222314431Yup, wanted to post some pictures of her.
>Young woman dies after rope jump in Limeira, state of São Paulo>A tragedy marked the afternoon of this Saturday the 13th in Limeira. A 21-year-old woman died while practicing rope jumping at Ponte do Esqueleto, one of the most well-known spots used for extreme sports in the region.>According to initial reports, the victim jumped from a height of approximately 40 meters without being properly connected to the safety system.
>>222314517Unfortunate but this is the result of so called extreme supports.
>>222314517How did they not see she was not being connected when lifting her ?
>>222314652they forgot?https://youtu.be/Yh7PgLff65Ein one of the alternate angles you can see the rope that's supposed to be attached to her on the floor
>>222313903>One is enough.it literally is, baby. next year he can buy another one if he feels he has outgrown the single dumbbell, but there is no reason to buy two of the from the start other than being a consumerist ghoul.
>>222314517i know she died and all, but that video is hilarious. they threw her into the void like one throws an old tv into a container. reminds me of this video. i am sure their reaction was the same, except more tragic of course.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tHQPFIB40o
>>222314517Is this the footage of Iran's new homo death sentences?
>>222314517It wouldn't've hurt to double check the equipment.
What are some underrated regions in España?
The plaguebearers' latest release is now available at your nearest gay sauna.
browns are always on siesta, mentally. would never put my life in brown hands
>>222316038>underrated regionsanywhere off the coast, even madrid to some extent. special mentions to córdoba, cáceres, avila and la rioja.
Britbong birbs coming to Wingspan tomorrow
>>222316226Madrid is horrible, full of graffitti everywhere and smells of piss.And every single sight is overrated, except Prado.
>>222315921I think they might have been highnews report I posted >>222314754 said two of them tried to flee into the bush and were rounded up by police
>>222315486Not an expert but when I used just one dumbbell to lift I had bad posture which led to injuries.Two of them keep the posture balanced.At least for me that was the case.
>>222314517>rapidonoar>Rápido no árI bet she was lmao
>>222316226How about the northern coast though?
>>222316522i'm planning to go on a sex vacation in madrid, i'll rent a cheap airbnb and have sex with colombian whores for two weeks
>>222317325>STD speedrun any%
>>222317369it's fine ill use condom. it would be hard to resist eating an ass like that doe
>>222316522it isn't and you are wrong.>full of graffittiall major cities are.>every single sight is overratedevery single sight everywhere you go is overrated.>>222316743not an expert either, but i am sure you can do some expressly unilateral exercises that don't require two dumbbells. in terms of posture for the rest of exercises, it just takes more effort to balance things correctly if you only use weight on one side. sure, it's not ideal, but that doesn't mean is not doable. i think being responsible with money and your buying habits takes preference over the minor inconveniences having only one dumbbell might cause.>>222317315did i stutter?seriously, though, the northern coast is gorgeous and somewhat underrated, but not nearly as underrated as the inner country. also, not as different to other places in europe in terms of landscapes thanks to their lush green forests and mountains. if you go north, then pick cantabria or maybe asturias, since those places don't get nearly as much attention as the basque country and galicia despite being every bit as beautiful.
Hello friends, I got a 3 days time out because of silly janny things.Feeling like shit because of my cat and some other assorted fakecelities.Still, gotta appreciate all of this while it's still there because we're gonna lost it all before we know it.
>>222317811I assume you did not find the cat yet
>>222317811No kot yet?
>>222314274>>222314446>>222311512I see someone's been browsing Dora's wikifeet page.
>>222317876>>222317915no cat yet no, we keep looking but we think it's over. Maybe she'll come back who knows but I'm not counting on it.On the plus side, I got some work next week to take my mind off it.
>>222317994do you like nail polish on feet? I think it can be tacky real quick if not well done
>>222314517Imagine paying two Brazilians $300 to throw you to your death.>>222317811Sorry to hear that your cat hasn't come yet.Hope the janny's PC sets on fire and he loses his entire gay furry porn collection.
>>222318017sometimes cats just feel the call of nature and get the urge to go on a solo adventure for a while. don't lose hope, she might be back in a couple of months and be like nothing happened.
>>222318017Too soon to be over desu, wait a couple of weeks, maybe some neighbor thought she was a stray cat and took it
>>222318074No, I prefer natural nails, but the only things that give me the ick are acrylics and French tips. If an 8/10 average Portuguese woman emerges from the sea swishing her hair and happens to have chipped teal varnish on her toes, I will offer no constructive criticism until after we have copulated on the hot sand.
>>222318086>Imagine paying two Brazilians $300 to throw you to your death.the more i think about it, the funnier it gets. what the fuck was she thinking? the video looks like a skit, i simply cannot take it seriously even though a person died. on the bright side, she probably didn't realise what was happening right until the impact so she wasn't scared. i think the worst part about dying like her is seeing how you approach your death and there is nothing you can do about it, those last few seconds must feel like an eternity, but she likely didn't experience that because she thought she was tethered.
>>222317994I actually cannot access this website, something about eu regulations and I can't be arsed to use a vpn.
>>222318086No worries, it is what it is.>Hope the janny's PC sets on fire and he loses his entire gay furry porn collection.kek no that's all he has, don't curse the poor guy>>222318126very understandable. Sometimes you just gotta head for the closest mountains and see what lies on top.>>222318160I gave pamphlets to everyone in the neighborhoods so if that happens, guess I'll know.>>222318230didn't expect anything else from such a fellow. Good taste
>>222318281Strange that it's blocked in the EU, but not the UK. Maybe someone in our government forgot to hit the block button or something.>>222318248It's darkly humorous, even though someone lost their life. I could easily imagine it being a Simpsons gag or something.Hope my death is just as unexpected.
>>222318230French tips are nice though.
>>222318086kek it's wild to think about. How many people literally paid for their death? Probably a lot>>222318248I was thinking the same thing. She died feeling only exhilaration, not even time to feel surprised. There are probably worse ways to go but then again, there aren't many more dumb ways to go
>>222318722>Maybe someone in our government forgot to hit the block button or something.They probably didn't bother to block it as they don't see what kind of freak would even find feet attractive or sexual. You can't expect government censors to have good taste.Your deviant ways saved you, fren.>>222318814I don't really like it, it's something a store mannequin would have
I want to learn to recognize more birds, more trees and more fish.
>>222319245You can play Wingspan with me for the birbs
>>222319279not a bad idea, I should read up the rules doe. But we can try over the summer
>>222318814They just look plastic and artificial to me, like Girondissimo said, something a store mannequin would have.>>222318953>kek it's wild to think about. How many people literally paid for their death? Probably a lotMakes me wonder what's the most money anyone has ever paid to die. That homemade Titanic sub controlled by an Xbox controller comes to mind, but I'm sure there are better examples out there.
What is /med/s favourite colour?For me it's teal.My Gameboy Color was teal.My PSP had the teal XMB background.I had a teal car.I now have a lighter shade of teal car.I have a teal coloured wall in my home.I love teal.
>>222319523I'm now remembering Bernd Brandes who signed a contract to be eaten by a literal cannibal.
>>222319523people always focus on the xbox controller as if that wasn't the most reliable component in the whole set up. i guess from the outside it looks a bit goofy. however, you'd be surprised by the amount of generic equipment such as videogame controllers that is used in very serious and critical applications, especially when the system it is a part of, such as the submersible that imploded, is a one of. usually the results are better, though, because it's not cocked up monkeys who design those systems.
>>222319679For I am Saruman the Wise, Saruman Ring-maker, Saruman of Many Colours!'I looked then and saw that his robes, which had seemed white, were not so, but were woven of all colours, and if he moved they shimmered and changed hue so that the eye was bewildered.I liked white better,' I said.White!' he sneered. 'It serves as a beginning. White cloth may be dyed. The white page can be overwritten; and the white light can be broken.'In which case it is no longer white,' said I. 'And he that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom
>>222319523oh that's a good one. Maybe also those chinese emperors that spent countless riches to reach immortality only to get lead poisining by some crook healer>>222319679same! In french we call one particular teal hue "duck blue" like the green/blue tint of duck wings.I got a teal wall too.I got teal clothes.Also pine green. Got plenty of pine green clothes
>>222319679for me it's purple it is the colour of emperors, the colour with the most Aura
>>222317811Schizomaxxinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEc5WjufSps
>>222320724Love this video, really ROCKED me when I saw it. I dislike Destiny but this is good content
>>222319679I am a staunch teal defender. In my opinion, it's the best nail polish colour for women with olive skin. Turquoise, lavender and grey all get honourable mentions though.>>222319720One man's dream is another man's nightmare. An interesting albeit repugnant variation on a vore fetish.>>222319734I hear that video game equipment is often used in the military, both because it's fit for purpose and because the recruits are usually already familiar and highly competent at using things like controllers.
>>222321494Vore freaks before the internet became weirdo serial killers.If Albert Fish had access to R34 or Deviantart, nigga would have been pacified, lying in his own cum and drool in his gamer room instead of poking his balls with syringes
>>222321494it's also way cheaper to test and certify an off the shelf part than to develop one completely from scratch. not to mention that the military will have to hire an external company to design and build the part regardless because they don't have the capacity to do it themselves. in the end, it is a much longer and resource intensive process that will yield, more often than not, an inferior product on all fronts to what is readily available.
>>222319679I'm #004c54, #004958 and #003333 type of guy>>222320724Hahahahaha, soooo gooood. Literally me :D
Went grocery shopping to the store where this qt girl I knew back in uni.She was a big horror fan so we talked about Obsession for a while. Told her we should go see Backrooms together or some other horror slop sometimes
Went to Málaga and had Lomo Saltado for lunch.There were many women with an exposed mid riff.I entered a merchandising store and it was like a consumerist hellscape where people who can't afford housing will spend their hard earned bucks on trinkets.
>>222321955>There were many women with an exposed mid riff.any braless nips poking?>consumerist hellscapeI need to buy more useless shit just to get some neurons firing. I do that with steam sales, at bookstores...Would love to go to Japan in Don Quijote and buy the dumbest shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlvadQCsApsIt's grim but still better than buying Funkopops
>>222321494Nothing to see here citizen, move along.
>>222321955The nords excel at those types of trinket stores.Tiger, Normal, etc are all nord brands.
>>222322434JARVIS, physically reconstruct the redacted part of this image based on contextual clues.
Finished FMABNow I started Serial Experiments LainThen onto Summertime RenderingAnd then onto Legends of the Galactic HeroesAnd then onto Paranoia AgentAnd then onto Cowboy Bebop
>>222321954Never understood the scary part of this concept.
N'wahposter, do you remember or recognise this?
Predicting 6-0 for Germany against Curacao
>>222323480Falling in some familiar, yet unnatural place out of nowhere is pretty scary.Not knowing the rules of that place and the thing(s) that might or might not reside within.Knowing that such a place exist and not why?Lots of people say they don't understand but they do and they just hate that it's a zoomie thing. (which it isn't)
my visit to Nice (and the surrounding beach towns) was probably my favorite part of my visit to france. i still have some reservations but i think that i might be on the /med/ bandwagon.i will also say that despite the nafri slander i met several very kind nafri people. when an old white man fell off his bike the nafri men rushed to make sure that he was okay. at the grocery store a young nafri man helped an old white woman who need assistance bagging groceries. i think the narrative around them might be all wrong.
>>222323958there are many that integrate well and actively try to be good members of the community, the problem with nafris is with their volume and average behaviour. there are too many of them, create more trouble than frenchoids and, due to their muslim background, hate many of the principles upon which french society is built. if there were only a few of them and they were forced to assimilate, like in the past, no one would have an issue with them because the vast majority of people are not racist.
>>222323557>temos age of empires em casanever played it but know of ithttps://youtu.be/iYtlm1ddCA4but it's pretty good for something with two programmers and a single artist
>brazil has more European forests than PortugalAre we considered meds now?
If you are going to be a cripple, you cannot be a tsundere, that's overreaching.
>>222324720Found it lying around on the internets and gave it a go. I remember playing it when I was younger and saying fuck it, and now I understand.>map scroling is retarded, can't do diagonals with arrow keys and you have to press a million times to keep scrolling>forget about using the mouse to scroll unless you want to teleport to the map edge>catapults don't work, before attacking they need to touch the enemy before retreating and then firing (aka it is destroyed before doing anything)>can't see units behind buildings or trees (the enemy sees them perfectly fine)
>>222318086>$300lmao, i know someone who did bungee jumping for 5€ in a poor european country>>222322623>Dan Jarvis appointed new defence secretary after bombshell Healey resignation
made salmorejo (again). we eating good tonight.
>KEKMANY>>222325927You could be a trad-husbandJust find a tranime-loving girl
curaçao just scored btw.
>>222326034>tr*nimei'm good actually. a tranny gf wouldn't be to bad, THOUGH.
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1781450680487503.mp4U N I T>>222324910>hey I need you four guys to do the same thing Ensemble Studios did>your budget is a six pack of super bock and sandwiches cooked by the mayor's wife>t. câmara municipal de Sourethey did their best with what they had, plz understand
>>222319679I like green
>>222326575I applaud them for the action mechanic and the all new game engine.
>>222326074gambling addicts in tears
>>222323781being caught in an a war is scarycall of duty is not
>>222327530quite the opposite, actually. or maybe tears of joy because a TRVE GVMBLER would have bet some money on curaçao scoring, the odds were too good to pass on them. it was a safe bet too, because germany haven't won a single game in the wc with a clean sheet since the 2014 final and also, they have always been kicked out of the wc in the group stage since.
>>222324878Did you also watch that movie?You are on a roll my n-word. Rate.
>>222327530My bet was harvetz to score, and I got additional money if he scored more so I'm winning
got my shi hacked just woke up been down for alomst a day
>I-I-is that PIG meat being fried in PIG lard?>oh my science you will get super cancer and fat and die young!>N-n-no, what are you d-doing, eating that? O-please eat v-v-vegan insteadBlow it out your ass.
>>222328768>Rate.It's an endearing movie, I really liked the two scenes where Josee tried to read books to the kids, also the fact that she tells Tsuneo to call her by the name of a character from a novel is very funny to me, it's like a weird strand of chunibyo.It's a good movie to watch with the family, but like not with kids but as an adult, for kids I think they wouldn't enjoy it because the movie is about a girl who is suicidal because she's trapped in her room.I didn't need the scene near the end when Josee disappear, I knew they would end together and Tsuneo had all but confessed to her so why the hell would she go and fuck shit up anyway.During the movie Josee commented on Tsuneo's height and I got reminded of my inceldom as a result of the fact that I'm vertically challenged.I didn't enjoy that.Not one bit.You should watch Dorohedoro so next year when season 3 releases we can watch it at the same time and talk about the new developments on /med/, much to the annoyance of Venetanon.
>>222329931VVVGGHHH
>>222329439Should not have left your phone unlocked in the presence of Venezuelan prostitutes. They probably looked through it while you were passed out.
>>222329931It's nice to have imaginary rivals, this way, you can always win!
>>222330034>tfw watching Cape fear (which has a completely different title in French so I didn't know at first it was THAT episode)
>>222330050I do this every day.
>>222330050Is this not normal?I dream some times of an evil coworker bent on world destruction and me saving everyone with jiu-jitsu and matrix moves or alternatively being impervious to bullets (just to become the new emperor of mankind of course).
>>222330178Have you been watching Simpsons episodes in French this whole time? I'd like to see them try and translate Sneed's Feed and Seed.Also, that episode is based on a famous boomer horror film called Cape Fear, so it probably would have clicked if you had seen it. Before we had "Backrooms" and "Obsession", we used to rent Cape Fear on a VHS from Blockbuster while drinking Um Bongo and eating Findus crispy pancakes.
>>222330686>Have you been watching Simpsons episodes in French this whole time?Yes, so sometimes I have to check on Google the exact reference. I watch many clips in English though.>I'd like to see them try and translate Sneed's Feed and Seed.https://youtube.com/watch?v=7xcPMTSUYfgFrench dub is fantastic fr fr.>Also, that episode is based on a famous boomer horror film called Cape FearThat's what I'm watching, not the Simpsons.
>>222330909>that homer voiceUncanny. Can't get used to it after being so used to Dan Castellaneta.>That's what I'm watching, not the Simpsons.Oh right, I thought you were talking about the Simpsons parody episode.One of the best movies to come out of the 90s imo, along with Total Recall and Gattaca.
>>222329975>During the movie Josee commented on Tsuneo's height and I got reminded of my inceldom as a result of the fact that I'm vertically challenged.>I didn't enjoy that.Howling>DorohedoroI'll start watching it on Wednesday. I still have 2 episodes left of Kaoru Hana wa Rin to Saku. Started watching it months ago fr fr, could have literally finished it in a week if I watched 2 episodes a day.>so next year whenMy n-word, I'm not even certain I'll make it to next year.:skull: :skull:
>>222331060Zamn that foid is annoyingly stupid.
>>222331060>GattacaPerfect taste.
>>222330686I watched the version with De Niro, it was good
>>222332063Watch the Simpsons episode Sir.
>>222330686>>222330909https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea_WJEzKHA0
Giant eyes girl of the movie
Good night, sisters.Going to bed a bit earlier. Will go even earlier tomorrow. Finna try to fix the sleep schedule.
>>222332523Cuter than nwah'slop rose.
all the wagies went to sleep. tomorrow they must wake up early to provide value to the shareholders.
>>222335535hehe, not all of them ;)I will wake up at 9:30 and bossman will just have to deal with that
>>222335866based.
>>222329931You are not supposed to be eating pork because these old books said so!
Good morning, sisters.
Incel morning /med/.>>222338859I don't think the people who invented agriculture would say "heil Hitler".Fascist scum.
>>222338957Incel morning to you too sir
>>222338957>Fascist scum.I'm sorry sir.Will attempt a PR to ease your anger sir.Updatings to follow the needful sir.
Sakartvelo has fallen...
Back to the cagie with me AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Good morning med Momster from the cagie, cutie showing her legs again VGH
>>222339110>>222338957Did the needful my good sir.Added 1,25 kgs to unilateral chest press, attempted using the plate loaded incline bencherino which I never use cuz it is shite, well guess what, it is shite so fuck that, increased db front raise weight to 22 kgs after I guess like 2 months. Rep range is mid af so I think I'll stop doing front raises and go back to shoulder press for a while.
>>222340327>increased db front raise weight to 22 kgsThat's actually pretty heavy for a front raise, I'd like to see that rep range.
cucurella to madrid. quite an unexpected signing.
>>222340606>I'd like to see that rep range.3 clean onesused really small hip drive on 4th repjoever
Woke up late fucked up. Still, the show must go on>>222339392good luck fren :(>>222339437A wonder any of us can get some work done>>222339452Bongu Maltanon, cool pic
>>222340921what happened to the calculator, anyway? it was a gimmick for like two episodes and they never used it again. did he lose it?
>>222340921This week is definitely too hot to roon sadly.
>>222340921Two weeks and the office qt (previously intern) has started gaining weight. The wagie life is catching up to her.
>>222341325Is she still hot ? Does she have fertile hips and tummy now ?
>>222341341Flat tummy still, hips she already had as well as juicy butt, but she is starting to gain fat in her arms. Flabby arms are the absolute worst.
heckin' boredonly about 8 hours of work left :skull: :skull:
>>222341639What if you could hypnotize yourself and make you believe that work is as exciting as a fun videogame.
>>222341664There are times when I can somewhat enjoy the job, but right now it's rather boring.
>>222341403Sounds like she's still hot desu, what does she think of northeastern Frenchies ?
>>222341089It was just a side thing, like the Tibet dream. Lynch just went for whatever the fuck he was into atm and Frost just solidified it into lore later.>>222341154Yeah that's for sure. Reaching 40°C this weekend fuck this>>222341325>>222341403Ouch indeed. The flabby arms don't lie. How hard is it to exercise once in a while?>>222341398Kek based
>>222341943She is (was?) an exercise freak, so I guess she is not managing the work/life balance after getting the contract and getting more responsibilities.
>>222341398>yandere psycho femcel group
>>222342125>le quirky gooner gamer when he finally gets his ebin yandere BPD gfwhoops
>>222341970many such cases. Hopefully she gets the hang of it and regains her thin, graceful forearms
>>222341325>Two weeks and the office qt (previously intern) has started gaining weight. The wagie life is catching up to her."Uhh bossman, I think we should invest in some standing desks. Also, let's put a peloton in the break room and replace all vending machines with salad bars."
good morning everyoneafter 11 days of freedom, I'm back to the cagiefuck this shit
>>222341398>Mage: the Ascension lore be like:
>>222343102I’m back after two weeks.
>>222343102Henlo Booma.Were your holidays comfy?>>222342697I would never ever even give a chance to a so called femcel, simply because a woman calling herself a femcel is already one of the most insane red flags.
Goon day /med/Today at the gym I had a slight erection, lol :D
>>222343438>Today at the gym I had a slight erection, lol :DDid you sneak into the female changing room?
>>222343170hold me, crackaI can't take this anymore>>222343402yeah, they were ok, visit some places...
>>222343118Jeanette's face warmers ( or in this case coolers).
>>222343539I can. I had the expectation of a very hard week because next oneI’d be doing some important stuff, but>start reading emails>delays delays delays>all the stuff I tasked other people to do were done OKSo I’ll be SLACKING for almost a month.My day was cleaning the inbox, drinking coffee, doing autism laps around the shop floor and talking to people.
>>222343438who the fuck starts a conversation like that?
>>222343606>*uses Blush of Life*
>>222343877Warmers.
>>222343524I saw a pretty alt/light-goth girl with a perfect figure and a very mesmerizing butt (she was wearing those tight shorts that accentuated her butt shape). I pictured her in latex>>222343865Someone horny :D>>222343118>>222343877Mmmm, Jeanette <3
as for the trip itself, this is what I've covered in 9 days>>222343736>cleaning the inboxtrying to do this>>222343865a horny nigga
hehe>>222343989>>222344104makes sense, this is the horniest general
>>222343877>character who feeds on you>named jeanette VORE-manKOJIMA!
yelled at my friend for being bad at dodging a boss in terraria and now hes sad and i feel bad for itin my defence i was really irritated that day
finished watching the 'eaks this morning. actually, only up to the second part, i will watch part 3 in 25 years just like lynch intended. that will give me a reason to not off myself, or maybe i will symbolically wait 25 months to watch it and kms at 30 like god intended.
>>222344413>cowardly retard vampire leader with delusions of grandeur>Monsieur LaCroix, proud Frenchman>highly intelligent and completely unethical scholar who hates the Frenchman>Herr Strauss, proud German>revolutionary wannabe with vaguely left-wing ideology that is completely idiotic and always ends in disaster but people follow him anyway because of his personally charisma>Señor Rodriguez>local asian baddie Ming Xiao>will cuck the yellow fever fags who simped for her>is actually a heartless demon monster that will tentacle you to deathit truly is one of the games of all time
Tomorrow I leave the whole week for shithole city.I think Nantesville SUCKS!>>222344837It's no excuse but once you apologize, both of you will feel better.
>>222345818How the fuck did they get away with this?
>>222345818LaCroix was actually pretty based doe. :)
Does anyone have that webm of the buff Mediterranean (i think greek?) Guy who's dating some tiny blond twink femboy who's non-verbal and just makes autistic noises? Its a real video and not a anime thing. I remember seeing it here years ago but now i cannot find it anywhere
>>222345818kek
oouh ouuh ouuh
>>222346141I don't have it, sorry I'm not a homosexual so I don't save videos of gay guys.
>>222345971he is genuinely one of the most pathetic video game villains of all timenot sure how anyone can respect him after witnessing the ending scene where he crawls towards the sarcophagus only to die laughing like a mindbroken little bitch
>>222346141im a homosexual and would love to see it too
>>222346141that sounds like a cool video that i unfortunately do not posses but would be eager to watch. i am straight as an arrow, btw.
Some nigga just unironically asked me what I want to be when I grow up.
>>222347790And what did you answer?
>>222347823Told him that I have been an adult technically for more than 6 years by now.
>>222347790he was mocking you for being old, should have sent him flying. younglings have no respect for us senior citizens (24+ years old) and must be taught some manners the hard way.
>>222347848Just answer the fucking question
>>222347790Is this a normal question that strangers ask each other in Magyaria?
>>222347848He was saying you were short as fuck, you pygmy.
>>222348195>us senior citizens (24+ years old)Holy fucking W take.Also he was like 60>>222348329I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up.>>222348383>strangersFren of dadberg from a long ahh time ago.>>222348429>short as fuckI'm 14 centimemes taller than the 'ussy tho.
>>222348567Yeah, he wasn’t talking about your pp.
>>222348688>14 centimemes tallerI don't have a 30 cm dick tho.
>>222348567>I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up. You could be any of these:>queen seeder>rock lifter>age complainer>slop poster>unc baiter>masturbator>zoom linguist>bg3 build strategist>beans taster
Am back from the cagie, gonna watch Spain vs Cape Verde.There might be a rooning session with the cutie tomorrow, I think we'll be alone desu.
>>222348826You’re being too kind to andaluz-sama.
>>222349125>queen seeder>rock liftergiwtwm>bg3 build strategistEhm sweetie your game knowledge itself matters more than what build you opt for.
>>222349305You should broaden your Larian autismo to DOS2
Next girl I see wearing a cute dress I will kill myself>>222349147Zased, seems like she didn't dislike the first session then
>>222347790>>222348567>he didn't start jumping up and down excitedly shouting "TRAIN DRIVER! TRAIN DRIVER! TRAIN DRIVER!"weak aurawhere's the child-like wonder, man?
>>222349517Based. :)https://youtube.com/shorts/JOnRNQK5IZE?is=n119t14ce3lsV4tX
>>222349617>neighbours at 3 am for some reason.mp4
>>222349516She said she liked second session better though.Also she told me she's looking for a place to roon because she doesn't want to be monotonous, I don't mind since I always roon at the same places kek.
>>222349517>where's the child-like wonder, man?As a kid I wanted to be a doctor. I would hate being a doctor cuz obviously you can't choose whom you want to cure and whom you don't want to cure. And obviously I would fucking hate having to cure lowly subhumans, boomers, and gyppos.There. Trvke o algo>>222349617Bit grim but good for him that he can be so happy.>>222349448Eventually I will. Gotta wait for sneed summer sale.Might replay cyberpunk maybe before starting DOS tho.
>status update:I played the demo of Tainted Grail: The Fall of Avalon and I must admit that I am liking the first-person RPGs more and more
good evening friendsI'm interested in Andalusian and Hungarian or otherwise qualified opinions on dumbbell vs barbell overhead presses if somebody wants to share
>>222350088For barbells the jumps are of 2.5 kg difference, dumbbells if you have even weights then it's 4 kg because if you go from 20 to 22 kg for example you go from 40 to 44 kg.With barbells you can use a rack for lift off, there are racks for dumbbells but most gyms don't have them.Dumbbells allow for more mobility with the weight, you can do move your hands more in front of you or to the sides, with barbells it's a bit more limited.That's the main differences I can think of and they are all very small, generally I'd just recommend people to try them and see how they feel, and use both and change them up every once in a while maybe.
>>222350088The 'ussy will probably tell you that barbell is better cuz it's easier to overload.I prefer dbs simply because they put my shite in a less straining position.
>>222349147hello Momo, did you see >>222344104 ?
>>222350304>>222350305thank youso I can either and it doesn't really matter, what I guessed since it's the same basic movement.
Spain can't score against Cape Verde lmao>>222350411Henlo Booma no I did not see that, you're crazy.Also thoughts on the bungee jumping girl and the Brazil vs Morocco match ?
Back after one year and a half>>222343102>>222343170Lil babies
>>222351016How was your first day Brunester ?
>>222351150Other than the driving, pretty good. It doesn't seem to be some hellish cagie.
>>222350088What happened with the black girl you got a like from oder was?>>222351016Finally
>>222351222Did you have to jimmy open the door to your office with a credit card?
>>222351335she stopped replying after two messageshow are you doing, how is your job? you said it's exhausting
>>222351370That stuff also works with the door of my best friend's flat, one time I entered that way when they didn't know I was coming and his dad was about to hurl a chair at the unknown assailant
>>222350515>you're crazy.I know, they tell me this all the time>bungee jumping girlabsolute retardation, unfortunatelly she paid the highest price>Brazil vs Morocco matchutterly disappointed, I knew our NT would not be great but that was abhorrentfuck (((sponsors))) and (((agents))) for forcing them to select some useless pieces of shit that clearly don't want to be that or are not even close to be qualified to represent the countryalso fuck pic related, shitter scored but other than that he missed everything else>>222351016grim
>>222351406>she stopped replying after two messagesGrim, brutal, over to kingdom comeNow that I'm learning it's a bit better but one of my colleagues seems to dislike me for some reason
>>222351370Why would I do that, Monsieur Chat?
>>222351477>one of my colleagues seems to dislike me for some reasoncan't help that sometime
>>222351413>That stuff also works with the door of my best friend's flat, one time I entered that way when they didn't know I was coming and his dad was about to hurl a chair at the unknown assailantYou're lucky you didn't try that in the UK, otherwise you would have gotten a spoon to the gut.Also, I think Italians need to update their door security systems.>>222351482Because Tibor lost the key, of course.
>>222351546The problem is that she's one of the two senior employees and thus she's sort of my superior, not very niceI honestly don't know why you struggle so much with girls, I'm starting to think that maybe you're a bit too shy and nervous, so you can't really express yourself and thus come across as unfunny and uninteresting
>>222351609Sheiiit, missed that one. Damn languages differences.
>>222351613Personally I think he's just mad ugly.
>>222351720I don't know, I find that hard to believe, but then again /med/ has been full of surprises lately
>>222351613>The problem is that she's one of the two senior employees and thus she's sort of my superior, not very niceit's just a short summer job rightdon't care about her, if you do an ok job what can she do>maybe you're a bit too shy and nervousI'm not nervous mostly, and by now I'm not even really shy anymoreI'm just not outgoing and I lack developments others made a decade+ ago>>222351720>>222351954you can decide for yourself, I don't think so and I've been told by others I'm not ugly.
>>222350504Machine ohp can be fine too if the machine is comfy. Our technoshit ohp machine is fucking disgusting so I never use it. Tried a comfy ohp machine in another gym once and it was really nice.>>222351016RIP lil' nigga.>It doesn't seem to be some hellish cagie.Tell us more sweetie.
>>222352145>this isn't enough to get pussy in 2k+26
KWAIN
>>222352202>Machine ohp can be fine too if the machine is comfy.I did that before until recently but somehow I don't like the technogym ohp machine either. I think I will try barbell ohp for a while now.>>222352208it is what it is
lmao spain wtf
>>222352145If you leave Germany you won't have any problems.
Deserved for not taking Real players also based Cabo Verde
Lifts for this physique?
The BLACK BVLLS march on...
>>222352145Kissless virgin in 2026This is seriously beyond brutal, I have zero chances ever
>>222352470Brunecels on suicide line
>>222352145Bro don't dox yourself just because some random guy called you ugly.
>>222352616Made a funzy at HT, one goal between start of second half and second breakoh well, it was a smoll stake, i won a much more interesting bet yesterday (and another one too)
>>222352636Also this, it was kind of incautious
>>222352341>>222352569it's my personality unironicallyuglier guys have girlfriends and familiesbut we don't need to debate this, it doesn't matter>>222352636>>222352715I don't think anyone really cares, I'm just some guy
>>222352715do you mean FAVSTIAN?also the ussy brown-mogged by a german kek
>>222352772>personalityWhy? You seem like a likeable guy.
>>222352839Considering how he look, women expect a confident dude, either very successfull, or just that act tough and shit
>>222352934>guy is good looking and big>because of that, w*men expectations are even higher, shattering his chancesTruly grim.
>>222353105i'm sure some foids would like big 4channercan imagine the syrian girl not understanding why he didn't fucked her brains out already after multiple dateshe is going to make it THOUGHhe had dates, he just need to keep fighting
>>222353149I literally got broken with by a girl because I missed a cue to go to her place and fuck her (she broke up with me two weeks after that), so it happens.And no, I didn't even think about that when she asked if I wanted to go see her pet rabbit after I dropped her at her house, because I was in the middle of a fantastic EU campaign and that was all I was thinking at the moment.
>>>/sp/155322943Catnigga, your answer?
>>222352772What you need to do to fix your personality is literally watch anime.I'm not joking.
>>222353217Niggas be like>I'm gandalf the BLACK, you shall not pass caralho
Thought that was just some random pic, not the legend himself.Expected you to look more aryan so to say kwabbie but you look fine bruh.
>>222353274
fantasticoperdon por mi español es mierde pero hoy, yo hablo el mas español EVER (eso yo se)yo intenté. ¿es bien a intentar? como hablo todos palabras? tal vez lo haré pago por un lección en preply.. diez euros per leccion. anoche yo vi Justin Gaethje fume illia topturo.. es triste.. entonces hoy, yo escuchare a canción de Antonio Banderas. El uno Topturo andaré (walked? cant remember) a. AY AY AY AY AY AY MI AMORuna canción de BASADO standard rip topturo demasiadootro vez lo siento por me español mal.. kekque haces hoy? usted feliz? :)
>>222353633Mi negro
Radio /med/ is backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMoyNKk6RVI
>>222353772https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efYfrhs8dII
>>222353633España ha empatado, ESPAÑA HA EMPATADO, me cago en la leche Manolo
>>222353816https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHHaG-RuidM
>>222354223https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz_eZ8-exE0
Saw plenty more braless cuties in summer dresses but at least I had alcohol to help me through that>>222352145You're a chad. Like Venetanon says, >>222352569 the odds aren't looking good for us in general kek>>222351016Any cuties Brunester?
>>222355059Saw some breedable girls fr
>>222355171A few years ago, il Brvnissimo might have focused on a virginal girl and fantasized.Current B knows the game, the pleasures and pains that women bring.He surveys the office like a lion overlooking the savannah.He lounges around, belly full, a few meters away from juicy gazellas.Pray that he doesn't grow hungry.
>>222352782>>222353395https://youtu.be/HPCros_gY0g
>>222355429'emThoughts on >>222332523 ?
>>222355527
>>222355529Very dangerous. Cute enough but attainable enough that you can truly see yourself with her.Reminds me of my own office qt that rejected me.
>>222355845Sad!What about the movie? (Cape fear)You should hire Kwabian as bodyguard in Nantes btw.
>>222355991Talking about films, what should I watch tonight?
>>222352145Looking sharp Kwabian
>>222355991I ackshually didn't see the movie... You're more of a kinophile than me these days.>Kwabian as bodyguardI wouldn't say no to have him as a backup to my self defence anal plug.
>>222356014What are you in the mood for?
>>222356486Just throw whatever at me.Between the latest two horror films, what would you reccomend me?
Oh my nippon...https://www.tiktok.com/@otg708/video/7650519101042953502
>>222356719Only watched Obsession so far so that one.But otherwise, something you can stream, I'd say, Noroi: the curse
>>222356783>tiktok link
>>222356788Streaming doesn't matter, my russian brothers always have my back.>search for Obsession-ACK>>222356820/sp/ delivered.
>>222352145i am seriously fucked, damn.
Every UEFA team flopping except Germoney because they faced Curacawho and Sweden.Don't feel so good for tomorrow
>>222357858France will win, momoselle.
>>222357885I hope, I don't want /sp/ to make fun of us
>>222357917/sp/ bant is always top notch during the important cups though.
>>222357858>because they faced Curacawhoyeah man, how could a top uefa team fail to win against a tiny no name fake country? literally unthinkable.
Any Cypriots post here? How should I win her over?
>>222357917don't be a bitch, Momo
>>222357858Cabo Verde drawing was kino, they deserved to win if anything
