sunday morning edition
>Mexican trade group leader fired after racist gesture during World Cup match it's hard to imagine what outcome other than this he was expecting
>>222312998The CIA did this o algo
>>222312998he himself is not whitedon't get it
>>222312998just banter innit
>>222312978scored an early bedtime wearing my excellent synthetic fur watching david attenborough on my tv via sky stream in home
Toilberg torturing me with psychic emails on the weekend
really don’t understand why utube decided to add an “ai summery” on every bloody video in the recommendations sick of it
could go another coffee but it would require getting up off my arse
mate's wife is starting to look quite haggard alreadyshe was quite cute back when they were dating but now with 2 young kids she always looks like she's barely slept and has bad skin and visible lip hairs, just given up basicallymarriage really is quite grim
soccer's coming home
been going on /sp/ for the wc but the non-match threads are just full of arguments and complaining. missed the whimsical nature of /brit/
>>222313031whites aren't the only people capable of being racist
>>222313079he could get a younger bit on the side if he's a moderately successful career man
>>222313063Ask for the winning lottery numbers
>>222313079>she always looks like she's barely sleptTwo kids will do that
>>222313091they don't appreciate our zingers lad, they're wasted on them
>>222313079Oh yeah? Now tell us about your wife and kids anon
i don't think i'd enjoy shagging because i don't like getting my hands dirty
What's your shagger level lads?>Shagger Apprentice (1 shag)>Shagger Novice (2-4 shags)>Shagger Initiate (5-10 shags)>Shagger Knight (11-20 shags)>Shagger Expert (21-35 shags)>Deputy Shagmaster (36-55 shags)>Vice Shagmaster (56-80 shags)>Shagmaster (81-99 shags)>Grand Shagmaster (100+ shags)
My wife and kids. THAT was a show!
>>222313153I fall outwith the scope of that list.
>>222313153never shagged
don't post that again mate
for sale: rorke's condom, never worn
Pick one
>>222313127I'm not married and I don't want kids. My mate has already told me in private that he's jealous of my bachelor life
>>222313153Shagger Initiate reporting in
>>222313187The camerman didn't say anything sooner?
>>222313216blonde obviously
>>222313217>of my bachelor lifeUp at 8am on a Sunday posting on /brit/?Yeah must be a thrilling life mate
>>2223132163, 1, 2 obviously
>>222313216I refuse!
>>222313187do not like this one bit,
>>222313079Maybe he loves her
>>222313232brown nigga made this
>>222313232>where THAT goes afterwardsback of the net, i hope
life is grim
>>222313235There's 2 blondes?
>>222313243insulting people for posting on /brit/ doesn't really work when you're also posting on /brit/
>>222313251That was my thought as well lol. Cannon fishhead tier writing.
>>222313187AI look at how he glides when he's thrown
>>222313232Ruby and I have this arrangement
>>222313249don't get me wrong I know love is blind etc etc but you can't tell me married men don't wish their wives put more effort in
>>222313264>fishheadSorry I don't get this reference
>>222313262It does when one half of slagging off his mate and pretending he's some resident Sean Connery
>>222313294at no point whatsoever did I pretend I was Sean Connery
>>222313297They looked better before
>>222313297obviously Issy
Why are most Irish people so woke when it comes to immigration, they only have a population of 5 million , they are importing like 1% of their population from abroad each year
>>222313297cheerleader effect
>>222313297Issy I reckon
shomeone'sh been impershonating me
>>222313316:/
>>222313292>As Hajdini allegedly fondled her own breasts, she said to Rana, “I bet your little Asian, fish head wife doesn’t have these cannons,” according to the lawsuit.That jeet who claimed his manager was sexually harassing him
get around the image scanning by sending all my illegal stuff directly to starmer
Ella is so beautiful it is insane
>>222313313Loooool ok mate, you enjoy that bachelor life that's clearly making your mate so jealous ;)
>>222313347seen her breasts
>>222313292There was a news story not long ago about a brown guy working for JP Morgan who made up a bunch of bizarre lies about being sexually tormented by his white female boss.All his allegations against her read like the ramblings of a pornbrained coomer. Among the things she is alleged to have said to him was "I bet your little fishhead wife doesn't have cannons like these" referencing his asian wife and the boss's own large breasts.
>>222313297Plainest looking group of girls I think I've ever seen
>>222313316
>>222313341>>222313355fucking screaminggod I hate Indians so much
>>222313355Funniest chapter of that saga is when the first pictures of him were released and Indians online were trying to act like he's some hunk who could actually be being harassed just to save the national humiliationRemember reading posts to the effect of>damn I guess he wasn't lying after all
>>222313354No I just got back from a ban and I promise to be a good boy
>>222313369Funny how in amongst his larp he took the opportunity to just slag off his wife lmao
>>222313297Issy wanting a hairstyle that makes her look mature and walking out the hairdresser's looking like the manager
>>222313397Was his fish head wife east indian or oriental?
>>222313347>>222313393This is going to be the next character obsessively posted is it?
>>222313092Yes they areMy college professor said so
>>222313413i don't think pictures of his wife were ever released so it's a mysterybut him being a jeet could mean so is she and he just looked up asian women slurs without thinking
>>222313420>nextImagine being this new
>>222313153Is this how many different women you've shagged or all time shags ?If its just for different women then im shagger initiate but if its all time id say im deputy shagmaster
It’s coming home lads
Mad how Vladimir Putin and Yahya Sinwar ended the woke
>>222313425>>222313413Google saying he's never married. His boss wasn't white though, she's Albanian
>>222313369>>222313355it actually happened tho jp morgan tried settling out of court before he escalated the case
What's a good breakfast for all day energy?
>>222313458Reckon woke was a zero interest rate phenomenon and was on its way out anyway. Putin and Sinwar just expedited it with high energy costs as a result of their foolishness
ffmpreg has been hacked
>>222313472Full English
>>222313460Albanians are white thoughIts a country in europeThey are muslim though so i can see why you made that mistake
>>222313470There's zero chance any of it happened lad. The guy's lawyer dropped him and previous instances of him coming out with big lies have surfaced.You only need to have read the shit he was alleging to know it didn't happen. Women do not think that way. It was all male fantasy.
ok who's got that one hangover cure?
>>222313472poo x
>>222313472overnight oats
>>222313397>>222313425Apparently he was lying about even having a wife >>222313460>>222313494Boss is Kurdish
>>222313494Non whites begin at Calais
>foolishnessRolling tanks into a ZOG colony and paragliding into israel to kill as many heebs as possible is not foolish but rather an act of ultimate bravery and courage
>>222313509Fuck up franklin
Out for a walk
Full English with a side of overnight oats and a glass of poo down the hatch
>>222313496hm na dont think ill be taking the side of the billion dollar jewish multinational bank on this one
>>222313507>>222313460so even in his fantasy he has an ugly asian wife?
got an alarm on my phone reminding me to take my medication and i've named it "Rorke. Meds. Now."
SAVE ME ONLINE SAFETY ACT
>>222313528whats goig on here then
right well that's an extremely puffy vacuum pumped woman's pussy on display isn't it it's hardly safe for work
it fell out
>>222313528feet are nice at least
if it were raining virgins, i'd be washed down the gutter with a poof
>>222313553could be daintier tbfbig clodhoppers
>>222313533If it makes you feel better
>>222313528
>>222313565
>>222313497Only one I've found
siswet19
>>222313578
Current in suburbia
>>222313627Nice and clean, very well kept
>>222313627corr look at that proper planning
>>222313627Pengland
502 bad gateway
>>222313625bet she wishes that trunk was a bbc
any wojaks in?
helo
anime girl sex
defeating a nigger in single combat
I wonder what's the oldest building in liberty city
>>222313666corr would love to cut its head off and place it in the bed of a hollywood producer who refused to offer my nephew a role in an upcoming film
>>222313666Horsebjorg
peetah the horse is heeyah
This was the greatest day of my life
>>222313420to be honest i like seeing beautiful women. might be controversial.
>>222313433different women
farters day next week dont forget
>>222313707>I like seeing beautiful womenme too lad. The only good thing in real life.
shall be getting my BWC sucked today
>>222313756me when my bwc is going to get sucked
Barratt doing bits here
>>222313748my dad has passed away
>>222313707Just think when half the posts on a thread for British culture are pictures of ugly foreign women posted by neurotic homosexual men it's not right Almost like we have numerous boards for exactly that
>>222313739Then im shagger initiate
woke up still drunk
In bed posting from my iPad lads, very comfy
>>222313703Western leftists be all "that never happened, it's fake"Hamas invaders be all "I killed a dozen Jews and raped their women, great ghazwa, best day of my life" or they did say that until they were killed by the IDF
>>222313751Nora is one of the prettiest women I've ever seenI would very much like to wake up next to her every morning
breakfast then. thinking of fried eggs with english muffins and apple sauce
>>222313803she cute
>>222313861should roast some poo for after
>>222313850yeah she's a perfect angel of pure light and well in contention for the most attractive woman to have ever livedand she's saving herself for me on top of all that
>>2223137871. it is right2. if you want to change peoples minds you need to be more fun to talk to
>>222313803YJK
Why do it? Why not just leave it there?
>>222313864Vile trollop
rubbing my coochie
what are you lads going to do to fight the patriarchy today then?
>>222313864cor
>>222313924eat lots of food and drink lots of beer and get fat and die
>>222313908evil foreign bastard harry kane wouldn't have done that
>>222313908nons hate 'bergs
>>222313908you can tell the croatian doesn't approve of the animal cruelty
Looking at all these Brazilians proudly wearing their brazil shirts like every bar is decked in yellow and green. The streets too. Here all the world cup stuff has all the the team flags as bunting never just England. Its bizarre if there was a pub where they had just England flags and everyone in england shirts. People would think it was some kind of racist pub. How does this happen to a country? And this doesnt mean people dont wear england shirts or theres no england bunting
Liv Tyler 1997
might wank my wilbert
is it too early to get the lawn mower out?
>>222313979on a sunday!?
>>222313908the cameras didnt show the circling birds overhead. the cat was at risk.
>>222313988yeah today is sunday
>>222313979
Fine day, Sunday
>>222313979get her revved upget the grass cut get the zoomers seething
>>222313908berg would have had a bbc up its cathole if left there
it's insane how negrified zoomers areand they spend all their time seething about millennials
>>222314025*delivers your post*
>>222313936turkishers love their cats
>>222314060They're just people living their lives man. We all are.
>>222313265It's real lol https://thenightly.com.au/world/maria-eduarda-rodrigues-de-freitas-woman-thrown-40m-to-her-death-after-staff-forget-to-attach-safety-rope-c-22428680
>>222314068https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXkHwWkUsVU
>>222314060is it possible that foreign actors are amplifying divides in our society
I'm going outside to... stalk.... Lenny and Carl
dont like going on bridges or tourist attractions that involve heights cause i dont trust humans not to fuck it up and KILL ME
>>222314070bloke
>>222314080>forgot to attach the safety ropebruh it's bungee jumping there's only one rope she wasn't ripping the cord for her backup rope after the main rope failed to deploy
>>222314070bro definitely shags that perry the platypus plush
right well why didnt anyone not notice ropewitz wasnt on
might pass away peacefully in my sleep without regrets or reservations. of natural causes. peacefully.
>>222313187>>222314080The CIA did this
Hey baby I hear the blues a-callin, tossed salad and scrambled eggs
need to clean the flat a bit today
*kicks up a fuss*
>>222314145Sherry, anon?
>>222313908seriously what was catberg thinking there, why'd he go there in the first place doesn't look like a fitting spot for a cat they like secluded spaces
>>222314128giwtwm
*draws a line*
>>222314119obviously female
>>222314151Done all of my clean toil and garden toil yesterday. My only job today is to give the carowitz's tyres a bit of air and check oil. It nice.
>>222314193got rentberg coming for an inspection so need to get my finger out unfotunately
>>222314177some of them love attention
just had a dream where i was about to start a fivesome and then i woke up
Bloke who lives behind me has 4 sheds in his garden. It's a fairly large garden but it's entirely full of sheds. I'm so curious about what he could possibly be keeping in there and also jealous of his ample shed space
>>222314209how does that work
>>222314206>need to get my finger out unfotunatelyhate how common this phrase is because i assume everyone takes it as sitting around dildoing your bum with your fingers. same as talking about someone sitting on their thumb or brownnosing
lazy sunday
Ex-Starmer-nate!
>>222314233probably 2 couples and me wanking in the corner
>>222314213at least one of those must be a shed converted into a goon cave
Woad Wunderland
>>222314245Must suck being one of them army men and not being allowed to watch the sick ass stunts going on behind you
>>222314240there was a period of time where she was a contender for the prettiest woman aliveone can only assume that other women, jealous of her, henpecked her into the bogging procedure to tear her down
>>222314164I'd love to Frasier but unfortunately I can't. You see, Maris had an incident with an eyelash curler. Poor dear was trying to style her bush but it came out looking like Yosemite Sam's eyebrows.
>>222314262Omg did he die?
>>222314262the continuum of living things from plants to fish to animals makes me utterly convinced that rocks are also alive in a really slow and uneventful way that doesn't register to us
One World Cup please and thank you
>>222314245
>>222314273Do you think he'd let me come visit?
>>222314306sorry i wasn't familiar with your game
>>222314315what are electrolytes
Just woke up me xCam barely remember yesterday.
>>222314345fuck off back to /britfeel/
>>222314319It's back to Turkey now?
It’s coming home
Will love be on the cards for Yusuf and Hannah? Find out, in this week's Blind Date.
>>222314361>winning 1-0 to a failed statenot that impressive
>>222314368they look 35
Genuinely watching Frasier
STEP FORWARDS THOSE WHO WOULD SERVES X
>>2223143611-0 up from a deflection then 60 minutes of bus parking hoofball, against Haiti. They looked fucking shite. This from a scottish person.
>>222314248Poo Horse
>>222314408did enough. steve clarke only comes alive against the likes of brazil and morocco
remember when the horse meat in 2013there's a very good chance I ate a lot of that as I went through a findus pasta phase
>>222314406Kill yourself paedophile
>>222314345get on the wuppas, the wedicine, the wacon and the wain au chocolats
>>222313751Whomst is this angel? Nora doesn't give me enough info to find more
wtf is a sepia
Mummy nonce x
Hannah on Yusuf:If you could change one thing about the evening, what would it be?>I can’t think of anything. I had a really nice time, but it was more as friends.Would you meet again?>Potentially, as friends.
Might have to go get a maccies brekkie. Not my fault what happen x
sub 5 freaks on 4chan unironically saying they have a "bwc" is the most cringe shit ever
Elle Fanning's big white ass
>>222314452Nora Fawn. You're welcome.
>>222314465and let me guess he said she was his dream girl
>>222314354Depends on whether you're watching leftypol or rorke mediaIn Australia wogball is on the literal multiculti channel so of course it's Turkiye
>>222313212Good one lol>>222313216Left obviously
Elle Fanny
>>222314368Brown biomass
I'm a combat veteran
>>222314477Little nonce and big nonce
>>222314496you're a wombat virgin
>>222314456Squid inkAlso describes the orangey yellow colours of olde timey photographs
>>222314463Kekkinghams
>>222314465>nose ring>stupid tattoos>disgusting trendy clothingreally hate bitches like this
>>222314368>finance worker dating a PhD studentYusuf could do better
>>222314465oof
strong lager
>>222314502fucking done him
Slipped on my arse and now it's all muddy
modern women hate it when you like their farts. woke run amok.
>>222312998>it's hard to imagine what outcome other than this he was expectingIn mexico is very rare for someone to get fired over something they said or done outside of their place of work.I dint think is legal, if you get fired they have to pay you 90 days salary as compensation unless you broke some very specific contract stipulation.Really no ever gets the 90 days and usually settle for 45 days to avoid a whole legal thing.
>>222314479Thanks so much mate
>>222314533doesn't look too bad lad, wouldn't worry about it.
LIGHTS IN THE SKY
honest question, if browns, blacks, a majority of "bad" chinese were wiped off the face of the earth, would the world be a better place? without being racist can you objectively answer this question?
>>222314465she's a 5/10 foid
>>222314533you also took a picture of your own arse in public. way more embarrassing
>>222314538weird motherfucker
saving my zesty gay posts for another thread
>>222314571talking shite you wouldn't kiss her tummyutter shite
steve wilkos looks a lot like that bald guy from porn that gets to fuck all the piff tranners
>>222314583we’ve lost another one. sad!
>>222313864I don't really get it. She has a weird face and fake hair. I'm not into her
>>222314571anyone with a fanny and of age to have children is an minimum 8/10
xX-AryanFoidSlayer88-Xx
>thaving my thethty gay pothtth for another thread
Out with mum and auntberg and it's so draining Everything needs some dry sarcastic comment usually ending with an exacerbated crescendo Just enjoy the day why does everything have to be negative
what if street niggas frotted instead of throwing dice
>>222314608Stalking people on the Internet is illegal
so is AI a nothingburger or is it here to stay?
can jon tickle walk on custard?
>>222314630both unfortunately
>>222314622>Everything needs some dry sarcastic comment usually ending with an exacerbated crescendostruggling to picture this. may i have an example please
rorke getting spitroasted by the bananas in pajamas
>>222314630once the data centres are built only the government will be allowed to use AI
>>222314656but by then the government will be palantir
>>222314642It's usually observation, brief comments on how silly it is, exhale of breath through pursed lips
>>222314656so what
>>222314642lel
spielberg being into aliens feels like an anti semitic conspiracy theory
>>222314671thats not an example
AI is one of those things that literally nobody expected would develop so fast.Especially image generation.
>>222314696and that most people do not care about
Any 'if you only knew how bad things really were' man in?
im just not sure what it would mean. jews distracting the goyim or like some sort of messaging about how jews are aliens (good or bad)
>>222314706?
that’s the tomatoes planted
>>222314710Wish I knew the origin of that post
>>222314646cheese and whiskers
>>222314724Sir Tom Planter
>>222314724Show us when they are edible please, my fetish is living vicariously through amateur gardeners
miss when AI felt fresh and exciting and wasnt another tool to rape and molest us
>>222314696moments of AI creation are a corruption of the sithome in lacanian psychology
never drinking again what a waste of money
>>222314745bros just saying words
>>222314751you'll be back on it again within a week
>>222314727if only you knew how that post originated
>>222314608a fat brown mexican from texas owns this name i bet
>>222314758Paedo
>>222314774>>222314774>>222314774
>>222314758*picks the coke up and pours it over her back*
>>222314756 creation can only come from pain. AI cannot experience pain
>>222314758Ominous when you consider she had no idea there was someone standing over her taking picture
