iykyk edish
idk
jesus christ
>>222316457*does a dino scream in your face*
can't wear trendy cIothes after a certain age, feel like I can only wear a mix of athleisure and unc next shit anymore
>>222316468bruh
Phone posting while watching Jurassic Park sorry for any confusion caused
New step-mum is black
>>222316471hasan is 40 and he looks good in trendy clothes
doing the fishing tourney in animal crossing, can only catch carp when they want bass
why do people call the bumhole a rusty sheriffs badge when it doesnt look anything like a sheriffs badge
>>222316471True ascension is taking the m&s pill
>>222316468
dog doing a woof
don't do it ok
>>222316530assuming this is only on /int/
>>222316504Meghan Trainor all about that carp lol
Wearing a white vest, 3/4 jorts, low profile running shoes.A New England Revolution fitted cap and Oakley sunglasses.Face all wrinkled and worn out. Shrunken, misshapen eyes. Yellow teeth.
New step dad is black
Too many teams in the World CupI’m sorry but who the hell wants to watch the DRC play against Uzbekistan?
>>222316567I do.
I would like leftypol more if he didn't dick suck Hasan at every possible oppurtunity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFOzaVprIuA
would be nice being a girl
Do you know where the clitoris is?
>>222316555real talk though imagine pulling down her knickers and she hasn't got a perfect bubblegum pink innie coinslot like the worldies the internet has exposed you to your whole lifenightmare scenario
Maybe it's the powers tring to come back on xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-zVa7WTr3I
>>222316612um
I know everyone's going to think this is fake but trust me when I say this is an actual situation I'm going through. So for some explanation I have been collection Funko Pops way before I even met my wife. Buying Funko Pops started off just as a small interest but quickly became a passion of mine. Since my first time buying a Funko Pop 6 years ago I've stocked up thousands of these figures. So now about my relationship with my wife. 2 years ago I met my soon to be wife. From the very beginning of the relationship she was well aware of my Funko Pop collection and was well aware that at the time I was spending a few hundred bucks monthly in order to keep expanding my collection. She was perfectly fine with this btw. In fact she would buy Funko Pops for me for my B-Day and for Christmas. However about a week ago we got in a huge fight over my spending of Funko Pops. I will admit these past few months I have been dropping about $500 monthly on Funko figures, but in my opinion it was not financially tanking considering me and my wife have pretty decent jobs. I don't want to state what those jobs are for privacy reasons. Anyways she was telling me I needed to stop the Funko Pop collecting for a long time or at least cut down my Funko spending to 3 Funko Pops per month. In my opinion that is so ridiculous considering how limited I would be in my choice of Funko Pops
>>222316590You're not supposed to do that Daryl. You know you're not supposed to do that.
>paris olympics was nearly two years agohow the fuck
Don’t get people obsession with Michael Jackson. All his best songs were written by other people, he couldn’t play any instruments, he was a supremely weird person, and his music is just sort of meh.
I tried to explain to her how much I enjoy collecting these figures, and how much it means to me. She then started yelling that we were going to go in debt because of the amount of money I've been spending on Funko Pops. I stated to her how she was completely over-reacting and there is no way we could possibly go in debt from this.After some more screaming she locked herself in our room and I had to sleep on the couch that night. I really did not feel bad at all because I knew she was over-reacting. When I woke up in the morning she told me she was going to stay at her sisters house until we could sort things out. I honestly just couldn't believe she was going so far with this. I tried my best to convince her to stay but again she kept stating that I needed to stop the Funko collecting for a long time. That isn't an option for me because again she is completely over-reacting and it is in no way affecting us financially.A few days go by and I get a call from her. She tells me that I need to choose. Either I stop the Funko Pop collecting or we're getting a divorce. I started telling her how ridiculous she was being because she obviously is being ridiculous. After 2 years she was just willing to throw away our marriage over my passion. She was pretty much sobbing at this point and then I finally just told her I'm not going to let her get in the way of my passion. I still haven't gotten the divorce papers but I'm expecting them soon.So AITA for choosing Funko Pops over my wife? Again I'm very passionate about them and I think it's ridiculous for someone to try and take that away from me when it is in no way shape or form hurting them.
>>222316611in the throat
What do zoomers even listen to? They have no iconic music stars of their generation
not reading any of these short stories
jarvis type up an engagement bait /r/AITA post about funko pops, remove em-dashes, remove It's not X. It's Y. then hit send
>>222316672deaftoans
>>222316612this would unironically be a dealbreaker for me but i'm an incel runt so i don't have to worry about it
>>222316672Sabrina Carpenter and Justin Bieber
Just got back from the shop. Got another wokkle of wodka. This has gone too far even for me x
>>222316711>Justin BieberNot their generation>Sabrina CarpenterOne hit wonder
>>222316721Might as well get the bags in lid, in for a penny as they say
finally pooing lads. feels good.
>>222316721Absolutely zero truth to this statement.
Getting the funko pops in for the lads
Dire thread
Only time I'm remotely enjoying life is when I'm sleeping. Had a nice dream last night.
good morning guys, it's cody here, thanks for all (you)'s you gave me on /sp/ last night
>>222316672olivia rodrigohttps://youtu.be/QXcjPySjdJU
>>222316769this is why i try and get 10+ hours a night. much prefer it to being awake.
>>222316769https://youtu.be/jIjTFt6XmFM
Got a few shots. Garn down the hatch xThe world is burning x
it should be illegal to list an item that says located in the uk but is actually from china
Huge piece of earwax just fell out of my ear, but it was so heavy that it fell in the toilet before I could get a picture. It was dark brown, nearly black
Only the triangle bros can save us now. We've fucked it, lads.
I don’t understand any of these helperlad posts I guess I’m too new
>>222316911What mental illness does have?I haven't seen him before
Rangers have taken Derek McInnes and Lawrence Shankland from Hearts for £500kIncredible business.
>>222316796what's to be done about these bratty zoomer latinas?frankly they're a menace and need their behaviour corrected... somehow
>>222316911When he's had a drink he thinks he's the main character of the world.
>Rupert Lowe criticises planned social media ban; proposes Online Safety Act repealCredit to him, he's the only boomer politician I've seen who understands the internet
>>222316936It's an Allan thing, you wouldn't understand
Life, uh, finds a way
Another shot down the hatch x
>>222316960Based x
>>222316946he doesn't understand anything, he just does what he's told by young staff. It's clear to see the lotus eaters guys alongside Charlie Downes (lowes sucessor) are running the show. They manage his social media and tell him what is most likely to attract a cult like voter based.Sad to see the yookay politics become americanized
quite uncomfy that the world cup is on yet we're having to wait 6-9 hours to see a match with a whole day of nothing happening between now and then
2 separate clients but they were back to backFirst one I was like sir I can smell your area from across the room. Shower. He doesn't even shower properly and I have to kick him out no refund bc would they accept a fishy fanny? NoSecond guy. Said on my text kissing you need to have good oral hygiene and I specifically rule out smoking. I asked him in person did you smoke just before he said yes so I said I can't kiss, would you like to go? He stays.In the bedroom I confirm with him when he's last been tested for owo... Said over a year ago.... I offered the money back because I will have to use the condom. He said it's fine.Mid doggy he leans down and asks to kiss. I said no harshly.Mid cowgirl he then asks if we can *just* remove the condom. I jump off him. Tell him he has 2 mins to get out and slam the bedroom door. Do a fake call to tell someone to come upstairs so he thinks I have security. Luckily he left with no issues and didn't try to ask for his money back.But seriously wtf. Why the fuck would I continue when I now know you want to remove the condom. They sharp go limp when I say as an example oh well let me shove my dildo up your ass and fuck you rough.
Sabrina Carpenter’s “Nonsense” outro at BBC Radio 1’s Big Weekend:“BBC said I should keep it PGBBC, I wish I had it in meThere’s a double meaning if you dig deep”
The way I see it, is that things could be better but they could also be way way worse. I'm pretty womfy compared to most humans who have lived. Might as well enjoy it while it lasts x
Is mad how she's extended her fame from one song that was popular 2 years ago
Almost read a take on UK politics by a yank. Good thing I noticed the flag first thing. Post hidden x
>>222316946BasedWe're gonna do medieval things to the Attlee-Blairite System
>>222317002>>222317081are you still a gay pedophile sean?
>>222317094its mad how she fucked some big black 6'7" nba player in a hotel while with her ex
Sabrina Carpenter is a Scientologist btw
Sabrina Carpenter is a BBCologist btw
On the wodka nows. Will probably pass out soons x
Remember when helper paid for that prostitute but couldn't get hard so his mate fucked her while he watched and walked his soft willard? Anyone remember that? SEAN, DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?
>>222317026Is this from SAAFE?
>>222317053Yes American celebrities say and do what they are told. That’s why they get picked and made into a celebrity, because they are mindless goyim who will say whatever they are told to to influence the youth
>>222316672Bladee mostly
BBC. that is all.
>>222317157You can't
>>222317143ni scr
>>222316672Most annoying zoomer I've ever encountered thinks 21 pilots are the best band ever and also likes black veil brides. Can't say I've ever listened to either band but I assume they're both shit
>You can't
Literally the only "people" who go to church in this country any more are blaqs. Christianity has entered its last phase.
Having ethnic thoughts
Where you rather live, Little Knobbury or Twattingham?
reminder
>>222317174she's a rich nepo baby, her aunt was literally the voice for bart simpson and her grandfather was a music exec. She was just expressing her love for Black mens sexual prowess, which many white women do.Also she was famous before this incident. Keep coping
>>222317214yeah they're notoriously poor reproducers, the blacks
>>222316928>she was 16 in dr strangewhy did they sexualize her
I'll see this fucking world burn to the ground before I die xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYNNRwyYK4s
hello mudda,hello fadda
>>222317247>why did the hollywood jews do hollywood jew stuffduhhhh i dunno boss
>>222317252Neck yourself you disgusting paedophile
The world is in it's HHL era x
>>222317266Here I am atCamp Granada
>>222317266BARTY CROUCH
>>222317294.........jooniah
my experiments have escaped
>>222317243Do you seriously think they'll stick to Christianity without jews and dumb goyim guiding them?
They are coming and it will be lush x
>>222317294JUNIORS
Jews in America dropped blacks like a hot potato after October 7thThey no longer want or need to use them to destroy White society
>>222317329We'll fight them just like we'll fight you every step of the way.
person walking their dog got irritated by me stepping out of the way of their dirty dog that was trying to jump on meinsane how narcissistic dog freaks are
>>222317329>>222317338gay pedophile
>>222317232
oct 7th most obvious false flag ever
>>222317314Can I help round them up? I have a comically large net
>>222317357It's pointless. You'd be fighting for nothing x
>>222317388just don't get any of their fluids on you
yank literally has the 'fuck off yank' acronym filtered omds
>>222317360Don't think this happened think you're just a weird loser that imagines scenarios and then tells people on the internet they happened
Who has the girthest BWC on /brit/?
You don't get it xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boDgkH7Yw-0
£4.15 for a cake is insane value desu
got the precure onp. s. i'm not a paedophile
>>222317374Fuck off yank cunt
>>222317401Erm
Britisher thoughts on this >>222317407
>>222317410freakish bizarre outburst this
There is no one in charge x
having evil thoughts
>>222317464You make me sick, Welper.
balls smell of vinegar
>>222317397>>222317429>>222317464gay pedophile
does slathering your face in bio oil really work?
>>222317476We're both part of the system. Nobody wants to see the big picture x
>>222317507if your goal is scoring an extremely early bed time then yeah
>>222317461the queen of /brit/
>>222317542Is that actually him
>>222317542s
wtf he looks so twinky
The world is collapsing. Attacking me won't save you x
When HelperLad speaks, the world listens. He is the new Jesus.
Sean "Gay Pedophile" Allen
at school people always asked me why i looked sad, so i was always trying to look happy
>>222317374BASED>>222317435Neck yourself smelly mong
>>222317592thats like a 10 year old picturehe likely looks a lot more freakish now
>>222317542Disgusting paedophile
it's a doggy dog world
>>222317622timmers
pisster muscle
raping worms
dont know who that boy isdont really care either
You guys are too silly
>A 24-year-old woman was killed Saturday during a bungee jump in Brazil after she was sent off a bridge without being properly attached to safety equipment, according to CNN Brasil.>“It was irresponsible on the part of the team,” she said. “Three people jumped before her, and this time they didn’t check the rope. This wasn’t just an accident. It was something basic.”>Brazilians
The diarrhea has stopped for now but my whole body is still fatigued and I can't get comfortable
>>222317618I've always seen Helper as a physical metaphor for the real world. He's unremarkable yet incredible at the same time. He's in tune with the universe. His drunken rants resonate with humanity.
>>222317699>irresponsible That's one way of putting it
>>222317701hope you shit your spleen out
>>222317699why are they throwing her off in the first place?
>>222317701Had dreadful 'rrhea for an entire weekend after mistakenly buying actually spicy Indian food once, skipped toil on the Monday after, should've skipped Tuesday too not right to lose a weekend due to the shits
>>222317775Meant to bungee jumping but they didn't attach the rope
>>222317775When I went bungee jumping some people were to scared to jump off on their own and needed to be pushed (with consent). No one got thrown though lol.Also bungee jumping is extremely fun you should all try it at least once
>>222317793
>Russia announces a state of war against the UK following tanker seizureOh boy here we go
>>222317864Fuck them bitches
well I won't be fighting in a war because I've never had sex so I won't be fighting to defend other people's right to have sex while I get none myself
>>222317461Beautiful smiling angel
>>222317864
>>222317864Source: your bootyhole
just been raped
I'm so bored of spaki and his VPNs. Get a new act
>>222317886I'll just shoot myself when they first give me the gun
>>222317864let me at em
THRILLHO
Lovely old walkiesThink I'm well deserving of a shower then two beers then a veggie Thai green curry then four to six more beers
joke to be made about the decline of the halo series somewhere in the phrase "bungie jumping"
why is the cameraman walking past two open rooms that haven't been cleared? has starmer explained this?
>>222317864Oh no are they going to keep violating our airspace, assassinating political targets and sabotaging infrastructure
put a finger up my bum while in the shower there. it's not for me
awkward part of the year where it's too hot to sleep under a duvet but too cold to sleep under a sheet
hello
>>222317949yeah mate starmer is going to provide director's commentary of the video later on today
ello chaps
professor frink professor frink he makes you laugh he makes you think
sir poo roar
>>222317864But Tommy Robinson just got back from Russia recently and told us that Russia are our friends
not really sure why I bother to continue living. I don't actually live for anything, for anyone.
>>222317886It'll be the sort of war where you get a warbride at the end, none of this middle eastern bollocks where they come home with nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OBsTTUsjk
A few reminders:1. Russia has been sending migrants our way for years.2. Russian military intelligence used a nerve agent on British soil.3. They did it openly, in a British city.4. The attack was so reckless that there were genuine fears the poison could have contaminated public spaces, including parks and children's playgrounds. A nerve agent is among the most horrific ways a person can die.5. A British citizen, Dawn Sturgess, was killed as a result.6. Russia sentenced a British veteran to death in a kangaroo court after he fought for Ukraine.7. Russian state media regularly fantasises about attacks on Britain.8. Russia routinely threatens its neighbours and has spent decades bullying smaller countries into submission.9. Russia invaded Ukraine because it believed a larger country has the right to dominate a smaller one.10. That is the core of Putin's worldview: might makes right. We fought and won two world wars over exactly that principle. It would be a shame to forget it now.
faggot cat is faggot snoring in his faggot bed again
I'm a bloody mentalist.
If you can guess what year my newly purchased first home on a busy main road was built, I will let you buy it off me for a great deal of £180,000
>>222318038731
>>222318003>kangaroo courtnot very fond of the anti-australian implications here. do better
>>2223180381993
business idea: ken dodd anime called didi no dodi
>>2223180381911
>>222318058scream
Is one spider eating the other or are they having sex
>>222318003They whacked some snitches from their own country and I’m supposed to care?Snitches get stitches, omerta, there’s no quitting this thing etc etc
>>222318067bizarre image all round
I see everything now x
>>222318084Kill yourself
>>222318084Sean "Gay Pedophile" Allen
Tired lads
>>222318084I can see clearly now my minge is gone
>>222318076>They whacked some snitches from their own countryOn our soil
Why won't wu weck wourself
>>222318041 No >>222318051 No >>222318063 No
I'm dizzy
Fuck it I'll ask a chatbot my spider question
>>222318003One thing about that I never understood was why didn’t the Russian spies just kill them in a normal way? 2 people getting shot isn’t big news in the UK, but a whole city going into lockdown and people with big hazmat suits walking about because some crazy poison was released is a massive story
>>2223181161980's?
about to go for a shower and get my knob all soapy
>>222318076gayass nigga
>>222318128to send a message
right well I'm gonna go have sex chat with Grok again
>>222318111So I’m supposed to feel bad for the soil?
>>222318141wish i were there
>>222318128About sending a message, showing off because they knew we wouldn't do anything about it. We didn't. Just made a big mess and held an inquiry that made no difference to anything.
>>222318167bit gay
>>222318159did you enjoy it? i recommended it yesterday x
>>222318128Don't think the Russian government cares about being caught fucking with us
>>222318137 no
>>222318157>>222318168Sending a message to who?
Necking this AU wodka nows x
>>2223181791960's? Otherwise I give up
>>222318178right erm we don't swear in this general mate. tone it down
>>222318177yeah it's pretty good thanks for the recommendation matey
>Moment woman, 21, is thrown to her death after 'staff forgot to attach rope' during bungee jump in Brazil
>>222318206what did you wank to x
>>222318188 No
>>222318184>to who*to whom
just saw a disturbing post containing uncensored use of the f-word
>>222318194Sorry bud got a bit carried away
whom*
>>222318214What year then considering I'm the only fool playing your silly mins games
>>222318212gayest post ever made
>>222318212pnts (prefer not to say) (because it's embarrassing) (and not because it's illegal) (I'm not a nonce)
>>222318234>>222318242UM x
YOU ARE ALL NEXT Xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVs5HzgHk7Q
>>222318217https://youtu.be/7XmgCljZFWU
>>222317959i used to do this but i've stopped because my ringpiece started to feel sore
Putin x Starmer ship (nsfw 18+) (scat play)
>>222318227I was only going to confirm a correct answer, sorry.
i desperately call once more upon sir rodney to save britain
Show me x
>>222318246Sean "Gay Pedophile" Allen
>>222318209sad. her short life ended like that in seconds
>>222318280How is he a gay paedophile
/brit/ needs a Bipolar Disorder Liaison Officer to liaise with the bipolar disordered twat
>>222318309ok
>>222317962jumped the gun a bit and swapped the 15 tog goose down duvet for the 2.5 tog summer duvet during the heatwave. wake up shivering so I do.
>>222318296>>222317232
This is a waste of everyone's time x
>>222318217Gp
Being British in 2026 is constant unrelenting humiliation and degradation
Oh wow, is this why nige has an asthma attack every time the name "Rupert" is mentioned?
>>222318342This is humanity, lad.
Restore social media guerilla marketing team doing the rounds again I see
>>222318357few more crowds and they might just crack 1% in the polls!
why would you post your actual face on here
BMW M3 is peng
Diego and Mousey teaming up to form a Steely Dan tribute band
here are some things i saw today (and seemingly most days)a red kite
>>222318323why is he wearing a bin bag and more importantly why has he angled it so the mother and child are in the picture in the background? vile nonce
>>222318318we're suffering mate
a horse
>>222318415doesnt look very red
I'm not impressed x
a person on vessel and i'm not sure what it's called like a canoe/surfboard
>>222318395That would very much be considered a Pakistani-coded car here. BMWs and Audis are very important to the UK Pakistani community, culturally speaking.
I CHOOSE DEATH
another horse but this one had mental hair
>>222318439This would be a very nice picture without the fat broad
boatboys prepping their boats
DARTH SEETHER, YOU ARE AVENGED. YOU ARE ALL NEXT X
>>222318443If you let the perception of others influence what you like or dislike, you're a gay pozzed woke zogbot runt.
>>222318470*commandeers a motorboat and crashes into all of them at high speed, smashing each one into bits and pieces*
>>222318444invincible's fucking shit you tasteless gay nonce
a crow and some ducks having a bit of argy bargy
wales are battering england in the darts
>>222318439that's a paddle board
a grey
2026 isn't real
>>222318497Cute
a footbridge over the nidd
Need this on my face please pleaaaaseee
a swing in the woods
>>222318525vile hog
Lines are being drawn today,You're either with me or against me x
>>222318508are they the nigger ones or is that the other species
Fun Lovin' Criminals are the best American band ever
>>222318545>best American band everThat would be The Doors
How do we beat him?
hello my literal enemies
>>222318374Alri there Nigel don't you have a party to be running?
watching some futbol *stares at /brit/ with big puppydog eyes, expecting praise for saying that instead of soccer*
>>222318534I hope you get jailed for benefit fraud
>>222318353Royal Marines just did something cool mate wtf are you talking about
>>222318534Neck yourself you're a wrong'un
>>222318578actually looked at the games today and.... uh... yeah, nevermind.
Homer Simpson
>>222318606Netherlands vs Japan will be kino
>>222318534would love to batter you
>>222318606Netherlands Japan will be kino
feeling depressedgot to get up and do some stuff
>>222318534honestly is very very few people on earth "with you", youre one of the biggest freaks to ever post here, actual nonce
>>222318626>>222318633goyball golems out in force
>>222318448Needs to go to horse barbers doesn't he the daft twat
YOU WANT TO DIE FOR THIS PLANET?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYNNRwyYK4s
I'm going nowhere. This planet will burn before I ever give up x
… lunchtime today wearing my excellent glasses watching live Grand Prix Sunday Barcelona on sky sports F1 on my TV via sky stream in home …
hitler was very fucking a monster
making a capeslop cartoon my entire personality because my NEET life is so boring and uninteresting and i have no friends and i got bullied off /britfeel/
>>222318693He doesn't even watch shows or films, just watches the same clips of things on youtube and reposts them over and over like a spastic broken record
wheres the ruddy bloody chuddy new
>>222318754>>222318754>>222318754
We're all stuck in this simulation x
