spazzy price jamming out edish
enjoy helperfreak's posts desuthey are amusing
alri lads
just realised my thai green curry is only going to take about 20 minutes to make so i'm now not really sure what time to start cooking
positively arctic outside
>>222318812no time like the present
>>222318812about 20 minutes before you want to eat it i reckon
fucking neighbours dog is back to rape my mind it's fucking over
you're cooked broPOV: you're a thai curry 20 mins from now
>>222318837leftypols boys
You don't get it xThere is no conspiracy xCan you grasp that?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boDgkH7Yw-0
I don't like the muhammedans either but ffs can conservative media stop huffing israel's balls for five minutes? Why do you think the kids are becoming anti-israel when you act like that
conspiring
>tfw no latex gf
>>222318834yeah theres a lot to consider though
the statue of liberty coming to life and fingering herself and squirting polluted brown hudson river water all over the townspeople below
mad how we were supposed to run out of oil reserves 2 months ago, must have found some behind the proverbial sofa
>>222318837Bet seans sucked them all off
>>222318877only an australian could pen a masterpiece like this
>>222318870the shit on fox news is unreal
>>222318870in actual awe at how much of a goy you are
>>222318878that was just market manipulation
shagging mr bean up the arse
bean
>Own two copies of Serious Sam II >One on the original Xbox, one on Steam >Purchased both around the same time One of them is easily accessible via a click, one of them is sitting in my parent's attic somewhere back in Canada Bit mental how digital games was sort of always the way to go.
Am I on my own here or what?Come on man.I don't fucking believe. You're supposed to be defending me x
>>222318913they had an actual rabbi on one of their gay little talk shows
>>222318950fuck up
>>222318949*revokes your licence*
>>222318950Sean "Gay Pedophile" Allen
Argentina used to be 85% whitereal Argentinians will never be brown, no matter how much it hurts the subhumans on this shitty brown website
>>222318979none of the girls in those argentina casting videos look truly white tho
The light of discovery x
>>222318870People are gaining resistance to propaganda but not everyone so now they're just trying to smash everyone into compliance. It's working really well on some people and having the complete opposite effect on others. They don't know what to do so they're just throwing shit at the wall to see what fits. I guess fully sanitised internet will help them and that's just round the corner now
get the gf ironedhttps://i.4cdn.org/tv/1781295461953069.webm
fuck this sitegot a 3 day ban for saying nigger a single time but this nonce is allowed to spam his drivel for 48 hours straightjanny you deserve to die of arse cancer
>>222318979i no black i dominican papi
>>222319051Was just doing this down the pub
>>222319051got no gf me
>>222319052*screams in your face at 395 mph*
>>222319052fact
Applying to be prime minister of australia
there are "people" on this earth who genuinely buy Youtube premium and we're supposed to just not slaughter them in the streets with machetes
Applying to be the prime minister of ireland
GET RID THE FUCKING FLARE Xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Yqy630RLtE&t=306s
>>222319118i got it with my google ai subscription for 4 pounds (4)
Went out for a walk and now I'm sat in a tree in the middle of nowhere. Pretty comfy ngl
Applying to be England's greatest prime minister Lord Palmerston
england just battered wales at darts randomly
there are "people" on this earth who genuinely buy google ai subscriptions and we're supposed to just not slaughter them in the streets with machetes
>>222319154you envy my subscription
>>222319150monke fella
Don't post leaked content
>>222318870How dare you. How absolutely DARE you
>>222319154this but believe that these non-conscious atoms actually combine to entail consciousness rather than there being a soul
>>222319169Age is doing a number on this lad. Gonna be fucked in a few years, hope he's getting his bag in while he can
I am everything xI see that nows x
just decided to become gay just now
>>222319169If it wasn't a bloke I'd nut in it ngl
>>222319240um
brutal
>>222319153wouldn't have happened if pricey was playing
This entire planet will burn down x
Are Em getting her arse shagged in the tennis. Again.
>>222319225>>222319277mentally stunted gay pedophile going through his little pseud spirituality arc as a grown man alone in his bedroom rather than with friends as a teenager like the rest of us
>>222319285lush girl
on a date x
>>222319297dunelm
>>222319306lovely looking lass, nice tasteful thickness to her
>>222319255looks like a better verison of me
>>222319306she's going to FART all that out on my face later
This is what Sandra would have wanted xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_4PCrroZd0
>>222319323patrick bateman
>>222319335grown men watch this
>>222319118i have it for youtube music. do you have spotify or do you still download songs like it's 2009?
>>222319306egyptian goddess
Wight wads, wim woff wo whe wupermarket wor wome weerWose with we
viewed my first incel flat yesterday. it was alright. got a few more viewings coming up. i'll finally become an adult at the young age of 33
>>222318837Cockinhand Hotspurts
>>222319368Congrats, you'll have your own little shag pad
>>222319351i hate songs
Rice is onVeg is preppedNow I guess I'll stand around for ten minutes until I need to do something
Marmitespaz4 lost
rorke sending cascada songs over bluetooth
>>222319382not a shagger me, just an incel runt. but at least i won't have to deal with my family
>>222319368what do you have to look forlike whats good or bad
>>222319395Think of all the wanks you'll do and smile knowing your best years are ahead of you
I am the ultimate expression of what we could be x
>>222319428A failure? x
>>222319428You are the ultimate gay pedophile x
>>222319405no idea. i just asked chatgpt. i just checked that it doesn't require any expensive repairs, has no mould issues, has sufficient light and space and a railway station nearby
you guys told me everyone wants population control
>>222319392corrr luv baby sweetcorn and limes and broccoli mesugar snaps are peng if they're cooked right but a bit hit and miss
>>222319436follow the yellow brick road
>no idea. i just asked chatgptlook at my goyim dawg we're never escaping clownworld :sob:
deadmau5 & Kaskade - I Remember (HQ)
>>222319450They want the cap to be lower
>>222319450everyone... but the people who own 15 homes and want the prices to go up so they can have more money when they die
>>222318878Theres a few levels of oil reserves:1. Commercial stocks in storage tanks above ground2. Oil in transit arriving in tankers3. Strategic reserves held to meet IEA obligations4. Coordinated international IEA releasesYou aim to keep [1] at an operational level (20-30 days)This is normally done by a constant flow of oil from [2]When the rate of [2] is reduced, you can top up from [3] and [4], but the flow rate is much lower. [4] is also unreliable as foreign countries might choose to stop sharing their reserves.So you can have a situation where a so-called-journalist can legitimately write the UK "only" has x days of oil, but shipments + reserves will partially replenish it. We have been using more oil than we take in, but it'll take another 2-3 months to become a real emergency.
>>222319488ebonics award
Helper lost x
Prince Harry is a Knicks fan
She hadn't met me yet x
always used the fact i could just kill myself one day as a coping mechanism, like doesn't matter how grim my life gets cos i can just voluntarily leave it but now my gf wants kids and its giving me the full on 'xiety cos it feels like shes taking away my safety blanket, obvs cant kill me self if i've got kids in this worldreckon i might need to see a theraberg
>>222319533The police officer who'll arrest you?
melt this curse away
Would anyone like to buy a bag of googly eyes I bought from The Works? They're unopened, I just don't need them anymore.
>>222319538>but now my gf wants kids
insane to live in a country where women feel secure enough to demand kids while unmarried
HOLY SHIT
Wish the British public would stop this obsession with wanting to be mini yanks
just sitting here farting into my chair
why is it always tripfags who are the absolute worst posters
the new york knickers
WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_4PCrroZd0
>>222319572What did you need googly eyes for
>>222319603What's the post
>>222319538just accept your life ladyou succeeded in becoming a normie, where so many of us failed
>>222319630it was my post which i cannot reveal for identity reasons
>>222319614tripcodes are like fast tracking a gimmick, can't actually get attention or notoriety for being from a different country or forcing something for long enough that you get a nameno heart or passion to it
>>222319614avatarflagging is the same exact shit
>>222319648>can't actually get attention or notoriety for being from a different countrylike you're doing now?
a worrying statistic
>>222319738ktim
>>222319712>>222319739Duality of penis
>>222319739what's happened here then
why did our Emma lose 6-0 in the first set? silly strategy that
>>222319739
think the mates missus noticed me staring at her tits because she crossed her arms
And done
>>222319803She's gonna tell him
>>222319804where's the meat nigga
>>222319803what are we meant to do, not look?
>>222319819it's a compliment
>>222319803>>222319844makes me feel so icky when i look at a girl's bare tummy not even staring and then she pulls her top crop top down or puts her jumper/coat w.e. back onhow can u have a bare tum and expect me not to notice!
was chatting to a friend earlier and she told me she logged in to an ancient Hotmail account she hadn't used in over a decade and found that an ex bf from highschool had been emailing her once or twice a year to crying about how she ruined his life by dumping himsounded like something one of you lot would do
>>222319739the jews did this
>>222319603Zack Polanski likes everyone's posts he spends half the day on social media
It's fucking over x
>>222319844phwoar
>>222319864If it was my gf, she wouldn't mind and neither would I. I go out of my way to buy revealing clothing for her to wear in public.
Respond for real:I am gonna teach English. I have the option of spending 1-2 years refining my accent to be American or British (Modern RP/SSBE).Which accent to stick to?
>>222319804Should add some more carbs
>>222319844not a fan of pierced nips me
>>222319899you're a cuck
>>222319920i klike thema estheticslly but it's kinda grim having metal in your mouthalso woudn't want em on mother of my child
>>222319891in principle you'd be right however I never had a girlfriend in school (or since)
>>222319867>how can u have a bare tum and expect me not to notice!Genuine question are you a paki?
>>222319925Not in practice. But I do think it's a waste to have a hot porn-tier gf and not show her off. Will never ever understand muzzies covering up mena girls
been pissing a lot lately
I'll bring this world down with me xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi1Ef5cTNks
>>222319938youve never had nipples pierced or otherwise in your mouth deegsand you wont have to worry about the mother of your nonexistent kids either
>>222319867Why are you typing like teenage girl?
>>222319957>porn-tier gfdon't think you should be talking about women like this x
>Voters in Switzerland have rejected a proposal to limit the country's population to 10 million, early projections suggest.The Biomass must grow
>>222319968let me check your prostate
>>222319912i need the carbs to replnish my body from my 25k steps this morning
>>222319955no, genuine question are you a homosexual>>222319984coppe>>222319986im not?
>>222319990She knows what I think and is okay with it. It's meant as a compliment
what kind of kettle do you have? for me it's russell hobbs
>>222319968
>>222320022kahtim
>>222320021same. love are hobbsy
Diegos on the drink again :/
>>222320000accepting that would have been suicide
>>222320021tesco own-brand one. Does the job.
>>222320010are you not an ugly horrible incellious freak anymore then?
No we're just leaving that picture of a mutilated penis up are we janny Fantastic
>>222320046enjoy buying twice.....SUCKER
>>222320020would be a nice gesture if she actually existed
just dont get why that finnster spends 6 months doing nothing instead of having DP hardcore spitroast sex with his gay friends on camera hes gonna be a grandpa soon
Rate the new 'cut
>>222320044Why
>>222320010Only the brain of a paki would think you have to be bent not to start panting like a dog at the sight of a woman's stomach No wonder women are uncomfortable around you
>>222320021Got a gary breville me
>Andy Burnham: I’ll keep the triple lock, and give pensioners a tax cut
>>222320084She does. If I wasn't afraid of getting doxxed I'd post pics
>>222320069don't body shame m8. that's the janberg's beautiful willy
Keir Starmer: We're strong on the economy, and on the causes of economy.
>>222320053ofc i am>>222320102most literate homosexual
>>222320114All hail the Triple Lock. I live to serve the Triple Lock
>Mistress: I'll keep your clitty triple locked
>>222320098countries are ponzi schemes
>>222320114The Blairite Judeo-Gerontocracy must continue.
>>222320135>ofc i amso its not cope then is it
>>222320143nigga you need help
>>222320114The triple lock is the new NHS where it's a national religion we must never question
>we'll legalise killing our own people>and we'll set an arbitrary restriction to the number of themthat's basically just giving up
>>222320102good post
praise be to the triple lock
>>222320157i know i need the keys badly
actual cringe my nut off reading diego's posts, cunt is like 40 and talks about women like he's a teenager
ff7 rebirth was good actually. might replay it
>>222320204he claims to believe in god too
get the pink noise blasting into my earsget the earbuds in to further dampen outside soundsget the noisy neighbours ignored completely
>>222320215nga listening to sissy hypno
>>222320135Ok paki lol
sucking a lapsang souchong
just saw a beloved Sopranos character pull what appears to be a "baby grinch" face at me
Quadruple the lock
>>222320173>where it's a national religion we must never questionIt's one of the most heavily critised policies going
>>222320235pink noise is not sissy hypno. that's on you for trying to make that connection
>>222320252screaming
penis is misbehaving. needs locking in the misbehaving penis cage
>>222320204he exclusively listens to teenage girl music and keeps up with pop star celebrity gossip, man is properly stunted
>>222320253they got boiled
>>222320204he also does this zoomer lowercase typing bc he thinks it makes him look nonchalant
>>222320274me in 10 years time, I'm umchicken btw
>>222320260
>>222320293gp
>>222320156can still be all thsoe things nad have a piercing in your gob >>222320242ok faggy lol>>222320204hs?
everyone be kind to Diego. he's a property owner
>>222320287>>222320204its cause hes an extremely closeted gay, most obvious closet case ever. no straight man spends that much time at gay clubs and shit
And the latest from Ruby Granger?
>>222320259Maybe in your bubble. No politician will ever dare touch it because old boomers are still the biggest voting demographic. Looks what happened when they tried to touch winter fuel
rorkes whippapotamus
Colombia are dark horses for the world cup, not Ecuador
you will not escape big Starmer chuds.
>>222318873who are you quoting
scran
>>222320367rorke driving this at 239417mph
some said there was no way i could eat all that foodbut here we are
One of the house sparrows ate seeds from my feeder while I was sitting in the garden. I think they are starting to trust me. The blackbirds are still scared.
>>222320391just can't see him living past 2030
>>222320350need a syllogism to explain this
>>222320413
i will be shot and killed
>>222320438why chicken
>>222320413he'll bounce back mate and he'll be prime minister soon
>>222320413my mum's thoughts when she glimpes in my smegroom and sees me flinging around naked female corpses in skyrim
sup mouldie
>>222320389myself, i said that
i shot the sheriff
whys it called pink noise
taking shrooms and putting different videos of people dying from gif on all of my monitors
>>222320472>key around her neckShe's cuckolding her man and he's even caged
British model and author Sophie Dahl attends the UK Premiere of 'Titanic' at the Empire in Leicester Square, London (1997)
>>2223204689 blacks out of 9 blacks fucking hated you lot.
>>222319804is that thai green curry?i fucking love thai green curry
>>222320484why x
>>222320438About damn time
playing tranny gameswinning tranny prizes
*enters thread*
>>222320493even so, keeping the key and the spare on the same chain is just irresponsible
>>222320505>>222320505it was thai green curry yeah
crodies. we must gather in person to talk about poo and being umchickens, lest our access to this site be suddenly cut
remember to stay out of the sun, lads
John Cleese really is going round in crazy circles on X think he's going senile tb.h
>>222320523Indeed. She doesn't respect his small pink cock
>>222320478something to do with if you took the same function used to make pink noise and applied it to light waves, you'd see a pinkish light
>>222320534my mum is in her 50s and doesn't look anywhere near this old
>>222320540brighetest minds out ther eon twitter>>222320534i look younger than her and i'm 10 years olde rlol
I’m 26 and instead of having a girlfriend or a wife, starting a family, toiling, learning anything new, I’m sat on /brit/ until the wee hours making edits of bradley walsh and saying shit like “my life a gay porn”
>>222320574ktim but 35
Come the revolution, you'll all get the wall
actually is diego lol
me (aged 33) when I go out into the sunhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1781446108031292.mp4
city skyline 2 is way too complicated I give up
family group chat is going off. will not be replying
>>222320563lot of 20 year olds with 65 year old mothers posting cuck shit rn
>>222320579It not right x
>block your path to TESCO at 6:30 AM on Saturday while you are trying to get your morning beerWhat do you do Brits
>>222320574ktim but 34
MY LIFE GAY PORN!
just got back from shagging an escort
RADACANU STOP THROWING THE FOOKING TENNIS>>222320614GIVE ME THE CROP TOPPED ONE PLS
>>222320614suck their cocks
holy shit his life is a gay porn
>>222320614Imagine walking past these two retards filming their little dance video
>>222320574>my life a gay pornsc
>>222320574I am you, but stronger (and older)
>>222320609shrieking
>>222320534Tfw also haggard
>>222320614i love goth girlspost more
>>222320638are you going to start blogposting about it every single day and blowing this single transaction way out of proportion
Sir Zohran Mamdani
>>222320614I dress like this but only indoors
>>222320609dont get it
>>222320673Jason
>>222320614I want them to spit on me and piss in my coffee
>>222320684my president
>>222320708what about if they pissed on you and spat in your coffee?
>>222320614arserape
>>222320684based man
>>222320562oh okive seen a lot of noise holy relaxed frequencies type videos
FUCKING CAWM ON CANUUUUUUUUUUUUU SCORE SOME FAWKING POINTS
Building equity
outrageous how nice beer is
>>222320614why are they there at 6:30am in this scenario, are they prostitutes?
my life a gay porn
Neither of those women are goths just saying
>>222320720Either is good
>>222320738wish I could get bladdered but I have only £10 in my bank account due to spending too much on getting bladdered
>>222320747VERY NICE!
>>222320746is 6:30am popular prostitution hours?
feel like ive artificially limited my cultural consumption because i believed things like rap music and basketball wasn't for me since it was majority black players. not a rorke just find them unrelatable for some reason
the early bird catches the punter worm
Want to make friends with the black birds in my garden
low IQ: not posting black cuck shit while mousemaster is here because its too difficult, waiting for him to go so they can post without anybody giving a shit
might watch a kelly payne kino this afternoon
FINALLY LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>222320785I wouldn't know since I'm a good clean Christian man but I just assume that they would be 'at work' all night and would eventually be clocking off at 7am or suchlike
NEW>>222320824>>222320824>>222320824
>>222320801this post reeks of self-hating white
Punching rorke so hard he flies to the mooj screaming “fuck my nigger liiiiiife”
>>222320676>Okay anon, we are going to watch ''The crow'' and listen to the sisters of Mercy for the next 5 hours
>>222320507funny
>>222320501Just wearing underwear int she
Don't I wanna fight youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_4PCrroZd0
>>222320614Just walk between them and the phone since it's the most direct route.
