Puritan edition
First
Third
puritans aka idiots LOL!
baby got that bubblegum bussy show me some honey
OHHH BIG ANDYYY BIG ANDY BURNHAMMMHE'S THE MAN WE ALL NEEDOHH BIG ANDYYY
not going outside me due to mental health
>>222323310I would like to organize a sumo match against this oddly shaped man.
>>222323087decorate it and make it lovely
LOOK AT THE GOD DAMN BIRDS X
Do you look better clean shave, with stubble, or with a full beard?
get a catberg
isabeau levito sex pics xxx
i'm fat lads
>>222323385stubble
saw the tesco "nigga" earlier
>>222323403
might start a gimmick where I watch a new film every day
>>222323423there's a `nigga` at asda
what's the point of life x
keep getting messed about
>>222323385don’t grow any on the cheeks or neck. just a patchy chin and stache. like timothee chalamet.
>>222323385can't grow a beard so i'll have to say clean shaven
Big Brother is not watching you x
>>222323425screaming, haven't seen this in yonks
>>222323454To enjoy it pet x
>>222323425not two weeks since i last saw thisgood one
>>222323385in some sort if full body covering such as a coffin
i saw the sobeys "digwa"
>>222323425done those porky nonces
I make myself sick xWe're all part of the same machine xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boDgkH7Yw-0
>>222323425always lose it when the 2nd one walks on and you can see it thinking 'wtf is going on here' and then just joining in lol
>>222323464goodI mean he could. I'm just gherkin
Crazy how Musk once asked the UN to prove that $6bn could end world hunger, and they did. Musk then ignored them and now $6bn is less than 1% if his net worth
helperfreak is so boring
tonight we fuckin'!!!!
>>222323427Old /brit/ would've loved this post
has helpermong been bullied out of his containment thread again
gonna have to stop the wanking for a bit as the fantasies are getting to esoteric
Love the traffic noise from my garden in my newly purchased first home on a busy main road x
>>222323545checked the archive and thats the 27th time i've posted itbit of a freak me
i saw the superunie "zwartjoekel"
>>222323560Um
redpill me on helperlad
>>222323607He's a wonce
>>222323560what are the fantasies lad?
watching y tu mama tambien and pretending to be cultured
thats helperfreak filteredwas initially somewhat interesting seeing his melties but it got boring very quickly
let’s do another pandemic
>>222323613twocethroo times a lady
>>222323632I don't normally use these terms but he's the definition of a pisshead wasteman
>>222323638scr
feel bad
Good luck trying to get rid me xxx
>>222323531yeah just send another few billion that will be mostly taken by corrupt officials because their countries are corrupt shitholes and that will solve everything. retarded faggot
>>222323652ooming
>>222323615i was watching JOI and in my head i was pretending that i suffered a brain injury that left me mentally a vegetable and i got a carer who started basically molesting me but i was too retarded to do anything about it
>>222323586What do people eat in the Netherlands? I'm going soon.
bit twisty, bit bendy
>>222323531mental how easy it would be for the world's billionaires to avoid being hated by everybodyinstead they cosplay as bond villains
>>222323655that's no good lad
Can't we all just get along?
Closing a certain window
Got the hanta
>>222323680gherkin
>>222323680sup scobie
>>222323689happens to me all the time and as a result i have not renewed my pass out of spite
>>222323668https://youtube.com/watch?is=53NnpQvKdyDlbN91&v=KhcaPNuaJNU&feature=youtu.be
>>222323689i got an off topic 3 dayer for posting an alysa liu brad gifclearly a new mod with a chip on their shoulder about something
>Actress and New York Times best selling author Emily Ratajkowski's new book "Mother Fucker" details her struggles in the dating market as a recently divorced single mother
>>222323735what even is 'on topic' for this board and this general specifically
>>222323720sup mouldie
watching the manosphere louis theroux doc. zoomers are cringeworthy
>>222323668we eat a lot of slimy stuff
>>222323755PooPoo related paraphernalia
THERE'S ONE HUNG UP IN THERE Xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boDgkH7Yw-0
>>222323759u gud scobes?
>>222323735i'll be sure to report that gif every time i see it then. especially if an annoying dtfic like yourself is posting it
>>222323689i got done for saying the k slur
>>222323755literally fuck allgenerals are meant to be just whatever really and 50% of this board is generals
Might start bashing my head in with a hammer like Clavicular
>>222323801we like him more than we like you
adding (internationally) to the end of all my posts so i don't get banned for off-topic (internationally)
bit into my egg sando and it splurted a load of egg yolk across my desk ffs lol
>>222323833Poo screaming (intentionally)
I hate JFs
>>222323856nigga said intentionally
>>222323665Yeah I'm sure the UN research failed to consider that, mong
getting a new computer lads, gonna do so much computing on that bad boy, all sorts of computations
>>222323833more than half of the catalog is exactly this
>>222323865don't we all
Fancy a nice burger for tea
>>222323682They really don't need to do much either. Just build a few hospitals and libraries like that used to do in the 1800s
>>222323873Maybe you'll solve the virgin equation
not saying you should get away with anything as a pass user but you should be entitled to a few n words and maybe a nsfw image
>>222323896long way to travel just for a burger
>>222323904don't be daft
OOH you're a CHEEKY MONKEY ISN'T HE ladies and gentlemen boys and girls
>>222323919grim
>>222323748Crazy how I would suck her tits
>>222323921Clever clogs
and a pony
>>222323868i'm sure they did. you're the type of retard that trusts everything the "experts" say don't you? how is 6 billion somehow going to topple north korea and feed everyone there? mongoloid
never even seen you post a single nsfw image
had that nigga twat cunt filtered the moment he put a name onfiltered his images before then toodirty little nonce
The ITV set is really nice. Why didn't the BBC try?
>>222323425Kek this is so fucking funny
>>222323982nasty slag! arrest! jail or worse
>>222323748https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780842871008776.mp4
Mousenonce?
what if poo tastes good?
>>222324025it doesn't
>>222324025You'll never know unless you try
>>222324025it feels awful in your stomach
>>222323995That's sad, b.
>>222324037>>222324047angels and devils on my shoulders
Mad how in the modern internet age you can type and click a few things and be watching a bloke poo into a girl's mouth in less than 20 seconds. Amazing how far human endeavour has taken us really isn't it
>>222323982hope mcdonalds sees this and fires her
>>222324084Makes you wonder what Henry VIII would have thought
imagine if poo was white
Mr Tim I know it's a bit earlier than usual but its time for your early bedtime
>>222324100Chester it really lovely but a bit small. Only a 2 day visit absolute max.
>>222324115rorke's gaff
Have a break, have a wank
listening to some of that good old stomp clap hey music because i'm a millennial like
>>222324115the lower deck be like
>>222324115did they died
>>222324166is that his willy
>>222324166what on earth is that, some sort or marsupial?
>>222324084you reckon people liked that before the internet?
no one not a soulbritish niggas: get to fuck
What happened to Jorja Smith
Too many furry games on Steam nowadays
>>222324218got fat
this shit fried cuh
>>222323660Kill yourself sad act
Mr Tim it's time for early bedtime
i DON'T WANNA FIGHT YOUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boDgkH7Yw-0
>>222324249still the right side of plump for me
Meant to link this xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boDgkH7Yw-0
my peach tree hasn't got many aphids this year and has a good ladybird population so it looks promising
Fuck off and link me video already xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boDgkH7Yw-0
>>222324355Show us your peaches x
hate everything ever
Fuck off and link already xxxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_4PCrroZd0
oi lads check this out this peach tree's untouched
hi
>>222324397looks like that place with the elevator in dark souls
>>222324406*sprays pesticides on it*
I don't get it is it spaki or some other freak pretending to be him?
>>222324166
>>222324371doxxable info x
>>222324444it's sean allan the britfeel paedophile having a mental health episode and spamming here for some reason
Based Wrighty
having a wuppa
got no goals or ambitionsnever had any even when i was a kid>what do you want to do when you grow up?nothing nigga!
why is someone tryign to destroy helperlads reputation
been farting smelly beer farts all day the incel flat literally stinks of diarrhea but i haven't pooed once
>>222324406That's mental you say that, I dreamed about a peach tree when I was asleep just nowSam Hyde was trying to get peaches down out of it because he was broke, and it was a competition but the other guy was flying a drone and knocking down peaches then he used the drone to drop a brick down a woman's chimney for which he got a round of applause because that's a good deed for some reason. Then I was knocking cherries out of a cherry tree with a sexy russian woman with a baby in a pram and one fell down and was rolling towards the drain then I woke up
Don't xI will bring the entire world down if I have to xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_4PCrroZd0
>>222324511LOL that's a mee-ah
>>222324511i wanted to be a gangster but i didn't have the balls for it
>>222324568backshots tonight, darling?
>>222324543lovely.
sam hyde is a multimillionaire with like 12 bitcoin in one of his wallets though
Watching Hoppers on Disney Plus. It feels pretty shitty like, give me old school Pixar anyday of the week, Incredibles, Up, original Toy Stories. This is just cringe millennial humour writing
might have a menty aytch ep'
>>222324596i think i have rectal cancer
>>222324592feeling dysphoric and sad
how come it's ok to call someone mixed race but not race mixed?
>>222324608thanks for the review, roger eberk
>>222324632getting your bussy melted will help with that
>>222324600Then how did I dream that he's broke? Checkmate buddy
>>222324511kai tim
watching something that's making me nervous :( need an umchicken or umcabbage to hold me
>>222324656Far too difficult nowadays. All the straight tops are crossdressing bottoms after covid
remember queen elizabeth and philip and how based they were compared to their gay heirs to the throne
if Germany don't batter this team to death 9-0 I swear
back from my holiday.
>>222324705be funny if the country named after a drink ended up winning
>>222324710um
>>222324652Because they just want to catch you out so they can bully you and make you apologise for being white which makes them feel insecure.
>>222324600and hair? his hair? hows his hair looking? those 12 bitcoins bring back his hairline?
sipping a lovely can of germany
I learned about the existence of curacao yesterday, but i am now their number 1 fan in their match against germany.
take the piss
Fucking hell xWE DEM FUCKING BOYZ XXXhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZMdwOJh9no
me? I followed EW's advice and bet 50p on Curacao :)
>>222324752i reckon he could afford a hair transplant if he really cared. given he makes himself intentionally ugly for comedic purposes i dont think he will
>>222324511we're a creatively dead generation. i used to not take my art teacher seriously, what a waste of my time this class is i thought, but now as an adult i appreciate what she was trying to do for me.
SEX 53: UNIVERSE OF ANAL
>>222324779if you a broke boy just say so
>>222324779that's what you get for eating chinky eyed food instead of traditional english scran
i ate some extremely peng scran in portugal.
>>222323718>owning a single bedwhat if you get lucky?
>>222324861describe it x
>>222324863can easily shag in a single bed if you're not obese
what's the gayest musical instrument?
>>222324779>egg fried rice (2) >£40charging 20 quid for a portion of egg fried rice should be considered a crime
>>222324888tromboner
>>222324779>750ml still water 7.50Looks like a trap for rich twats, where they just mark up everything because they know they can pay.
>>222324888Your knob. It plays every hairy arsehole in the land
>>222324877tim is obese thoughever
>>222324888keyboard
>>222324863tim has the smallest chance of a shag of anyone on the planet right noweven i have a better chance than timmy
WHAT A WASTE Xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZMdwOJh9no
>>222324921then she just has to have good balance
>>222324863today i had a weird dream, i went to an orgy, but once i was there no woman wanted to fuck me, i got pretty close to it with one, but then a dude cucked me.
>>222324877What if she's obese?
>>222324927tim getting wanked off by the nurses every day
>>222324956cor
>>222324937i MEANT TO LINK THIShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVs5HzgHk7Q&t=4s
>>222324876lots of seafood, piri piri chicken, pork sandwiches, and pastel de natas
>>222324927there's a much greater chance of tim being raped by a care worker than you have of getting laid tbf
>>222324888Triangle
it's all a ploy by Tim, he is actually a very prolific shagger and he is conquering that hospital or wherever it is he lives in now
imagine tim getting wanked by the carebames
>How shadowy unit of government 'thought police' set up by ex-MI6 agent is trying to keep a lid on Britain's simmering racial tensions>It has also been claimed that the unit intervenes to write statements by the families of victims of potentially racially linked incidents to stop them from inflaming tensions further with their remarks.Kek so that poster was right
>>222324978Imagine she's raping him and grabs glasses and wear them for a laugh and discovers she can see dead people like in that shyamalam film
>>222324922wrong answer
Can tell when sean's pissed out of his mind cause his ramblings start getting mixed up
guys if i were to say "my mental health level rises" would that mean i have more mental health or i am mentally better? need to know for a post i'm making. cheers x
>>222324956Then we're gonna have a good time
I had a dream the other night where I was fishing on a beach and I hooked a seal and I felt really bad and tried to unhook it then I woke up and was relieved that it was only a dream but then I remembered that there’s probably thousands of seals right this instant who have fishing hooks stuck in their throat so then I was upset again
>>222325045>grabs glasses and wear themFucking hell that sounded ESL which I'm definitely not
>>222325045blumhouse must know about this
>>222325053i don't know i think people interpret the phrase mental health as a bad thing so rises would mean it's getting worse
>>222324416FAKE video
Eating vegetables is morally wrong
>>222325106ok thank you x
>>222325091Not your fault, not your problem, don't worry about it. That's my philosophy.
german national anthemgod save our greatest hitler long live our noble hitler god save our fuhrer
have almost no memory of yesterday, been getting these memory gaps a lot tbf, wonder if i've got a prion disease
>>222325091rape
incredible how my mental health levels drop after cleaning the kitchen. i should do it more often
>>222324632because you'll always be an ugly hairy bloke?
>>222325106which is odd because "physical health" isn't used in the same way is it
>>222325094i wonder how often i've been mistaken for an esl thanks to my bad syntax
>>222325132that isn't their national anthem and you know it isn't. I think you made that up!
>>222325146dont you mean you shouldnt
>>222325053It should mean that, but mental health's become a victim of doublespeak...The way I see it, I suffer from mental health - I see things with skeptical clarity and they worry me, but to the headshrinkers, suffering from mental health means to suffer from mental illness. Post your post man. If they're allergic to context, they're not the intended audience anyway.
>>222325146You won't
Oh my god I just found out I don't have to filter OPs when I filter flags but can keep all the rest of that flag replies filtered I can't believe I didn't know this
Even though Roman society was very hierarchical and not at all democratic, it was far more open than the city-states of Greece. As a result, Rome succeeded in uniting the very diverse peoples of Italy into a single confederation, whereas the states of mainland Greece, although bound together by a common language and culture, never overcame the exclusionary nature of their institutions to form a lasting union. Greek unity was achieved only when imposed by the superior force of a foreign power such as Macedon or Rome.Athenian society was always “relatively closed,” whereas Roman society … although dominated by an oligarchic elite with political power distributed in a hierarchical fashion, was far more receptive of foreigners; and this social and political receptivity was chiefly responsible for Rome’s lasting success as an imperial power.
>>222325132tuchel should sing this during the anthem
>>222325189Is this on 4chanx?
england national anthem. a joke.
>>222325189yeah but then the person who made the new posts the link in the old and you never see it cos their flag is filtered
it's cheaper to eat takeaways these days than it is to cook at home
>>222325191the romans were woke
land of hope and glory should be our anthem
>>222325237yep i dont cook i just get takeout
>>222325237Skill issue
>>222325249>get takeoutfoy
>>222325237Where? On this planet?
oh Curaçao is like the drink. i get it
LOL i'll bring this entire world down with meCall me a loser so be it xxx
and did those feetin ancient timesstomp upon me bollocks hard
>>222325274i live in a low income area where eveyr take away place is desperate for customers
first world cup game i'm not watchingdon't care about curacao, sorry!
Hmm yes 12 quid for a burger I can make with ingredients that cost 6 quid. Very much cheaper
it encroaches
>>222325285you'll do nothing
>>222325246To an extent, yes.The cosmopolitanism of Rome is something the French Revolutionaries picked up on.
never heard of the drink before but I'm familiar with the island, does that mean I'm a pooey virgin man?
>dick advocate me when im gay and im defending my love for cocks in the group chat
Okay the football's on now you can shut up and stare at man kick ball
>>222325326haha nice one
>>222325237Even if that were true I'd still cook at home most days. I can make stuff just as nice or nicer, and the fewer people handling my food the better. If there are foods handled by zero people, just fully automated for the entire process, then I'm happy.
only 1 Curaçao player born on the actual island.
we at /brit/ will be supporting holland against japan!
>>222325326>Richard Avocadome when I'm you, but from the future and all incognitus.
>>222325359i went to a turkish restaurant the other day and there was nothing to dry your hands in the bathroom . that's not a good sign is it
>>222325368Not me, I love Japan. Not into anime really but some of it looks cool. I just like the culture.
Right so "Dick Advocate" is me when I'm gay and I'm defending my love for cocks in the group chat LOL
two cheese cake slices eaten and a whole punnet of strawberries
Might go shop and get more booze but I won't look like an alkie because it's socially acceptable to drink whenever a World Cup match is on even though I have zero interest in man kick ball
roblox bf's parents don't want me to speak to him anymore
>>222325419Nice onei'd have gone with penis apologist, mind
thinking about the plight of the red indian and feeling sad
>>222324994Wish I had the self love and confidence to dye my hair and wear more makeup
Ok so I've got a joke for you lads. It concerns the name "Penis Apologist"
Oh my days what a goal
STOP STOP he's already dead
right ok im going to travel to mcdonalds to get dinnerspicy mccrispy, large fry, milkshake
might send my dad this for a laugh old cunt
boring
Well that's my 50p down the drain. Will never listen to a Aldi employee ever again
>>222325498only literal children drink milkshakes
>>222325415Get fucked dropleted nigga
wish wirtz was good for liverpool
Sir Florian Wirtz
>>222325525there's still so much football to play
>oh right the game is on, missed the opening I have!>tune in>1-0howling
Prescot Road from Kensington, 1900s and 2026
screaming at dick advocat
the piss take against anyone who concedes against curacao will be unrivaled
the post count
>>222325526If that's the case why did every high street across the country have ten ice cream / milkshake shops that nobody ever went in ten years ago? I hope you're not suggesting that it was the Albanian gang money laundering operation of choice at the time, much like American candy and vape shops are now. I hope you aren't. Check and mate.
>>222325526your arousal does not change my age
>>222320824>>222320824
cuwacow :-3
>>222325526
Got to shower and cook dinner yet this eve, all while dealing with the oppressing Sunday evening loom. Hardly seems fair does it?i
>>222325636>>222325636>>222325636
>>222325637Everyone's gone to that new thread mate. Just you and me here now.*I off my mask and I'm Kevin Spacey.**I grab your crotch*Don't worry about it
>>222325575mad how woke killed awnings
