britfeel edition
what on earth was the point of the mcdonalds bint asking me what sauce i wanted if there's none in the bagdear me
youve heard of rorke? well here's the next evolution of rorke, i think youll love it*pulls the rope, and the curtain parts, revealing freaky rorke*
Had a zinger ready but I forgot it
>>222327571She's done you
>curACKao
>>222327078Is this for real? If you're a kid you wont be able to watch youtube anymore?
cursed to fancy lezzers
rorke watching every film with his odeon pass for a month then declaring them all woke shite and going back to drinking white lightning in his bedroom
SEX 55: GREEN BALLS AND RAW PUSSY
Might get the ol deliveroo mixed king kebab and two cans of rubicon from McDonners, lads.
rorke wants to enslave women
alri
>>222327575This was in a gay porn I watched the other day
rorke is a fuckhole not a person
>>222327592Recall reading youtube kids will be unaffected
>>222327600she could stuff that egg up her fannois and after shes done, poo the egg back out and itd be softboiled
Got headache team
>>222327611owrite mayte
>>222327611'ri
That's how it is huh xxx
my life a gay porn
>>222327600Quick someone post the bad tattoo ideas Pepe van
mad what they took from us
>>222327582yes, she hasi'm rather bloody miffed at this stage
it, i.e. monday, approaches, i.e. looms
The DTFIC behind every arbitrary horsepost
raping my own arse
anyone tried kfc's new dogshit zinger
ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK X
>>222327611Ahem, hiya pal x
Controversial opinion but the female Doctor Who was the best Doctor Who
Nons will completely accept Internet censorship, btw. Do you really think Somalis and Indians are going to think twice about scanning their faces? Most can't even use a computer. They just use phones. This is entirely directed against the White population to prevent a revolution.This country is an absolute hell hole. I honestly don't know what to do at this point. People really don't realise what's coming.
>>222327588All jokes aside, this new water break ad addition is terrible, it completely disrupts the flow and momentum of the game during its peak points.i dont know how sports are played in america but this is the equivalent of a horror movie getting a 5 minute break every 20 minutes.
>>222327669rorke..
>>222327672i only eat fair trade dog shit
>>222327609muslims literally already do and women vote for more of them so I guess that's what women want
>>222327672corr
>>222327691They don't show ads over them here cause it's on the BBC innit
today i will fly in a helicopter in Brazil
I understand it was out of order what happened to Henry Nowak but the reality is if you are a little posh gimp you shouldnāt be going round saying things like āthat knife doesnāt make you hardā to mongrels
>>222327600She's a step too far for me. I'm sentencing you to gay porn probation for. 6 weeks.
>>222327723alri flightsimulatorlad
coming out to my parents as a twelver shiāite, wish me luck.
Coming out of the bog having done my twelfth suite, wish me luck.
>>222327735ughhh but i've just got OFF gay porn probation
yOU;VE DONE ENOUGH DAMAGE I FIGHT FOR US ALL
>some World Cup tourists went to "WAFFLE HOUSE">food looked quite peng>look up if we have any in the UK>we have one>it's in St Albans, HertfordshireSt Albans?Who do these niggas think they are I want my waffle house munch
>>222327790ok
>>222327543i did always like the britfeel op images even though i never posted therewas probably just one lad doing them i suppose
Shame on a nigga who tried to run game on a nigga-Serj Tankian
Coming out of the bog and I've been doing 12 shitesGotta gotta be done because I've poo'd it all It started out with Chinese how did it end up like theseIt was only chinese it was only chinese
>>222327600lesbians are peng
>>222327788I'm being really REALLY generous
NO MORE DEAD RORKES
well according to himmler itās okay for white boys to like choccy milk
more dead rorkes!
rorke planning a road trip to st albans
>>222327609i do actually want to enslave women tbfwell not all women just a couple for myself
>>222327797Waffle house is actually incredible, better than ihop. Their hash browns with all added extras are very peng indeed. Smothered and covered and whatnot
>>222327853this. iāll take good care of them.
rorke breathing like a faggot lol
what do our resident yanks think about the walther PP series?
Why couldn't I have been born in the timeline where the nazis won?
I CAN'T SLEEP
might swap back to cigarettes. vaping is just embarrassing.
>>222327876don't usually find koreans fit but that one's fit
>>222327890britain are the real nazis
>>222327882They are notoriously unreliable and the only reason they're popular is because James Bond and Brother Mouzone from the Wire had one
>>222327835>>222327849dead rorkes for some, miniature pictures for others
>>222327898dunno how it is in the US but they're outrageously expensive here nowremember being able to get 10 richmonds for like £2.50 as a teenager
>mexican wave
niggaz iz da real ānazisā deez dayzā¦
>>222327916>>222327918two posts about the wire in a row, very bizarre
angela rayner sissy joi
>>222327890We'd all for sure, absolutely for sure, have been gassed.
>>222327916
justice for our guy
i keep thinking about iceland. what even is there to do there? besides paying your respect to bobby fischer's grave.
pondering the pooBC
>>222327937gee iād love to spend a weekend pumping her full of baby batter
>>222327979buy some tea in for the week
Need them to invent fit birds that want to rape me
>>222327950angela rayner is a sissy?i knew there was somthing off about "her"
right well
The only gun you really need is a snub nose magnum
finally moving out of my incel bedroom and have loads of cringe books from my rorke phase to get rid of ffsif anyone wants a copy of the art of war, plato's republic, the art of the deal, or sowell's basic economics let me know lol
Monday tomorrow
Okay Google, give me five reasons I shouldn't rape women
>>222327935love naga wish she did sph joi x
>>222328015rape rorke
it's a game of 2 halves, 4 quarters and some nondescript amount of extra minutes that stops when the ref decides it's time to stop playing
So what do people here plan to do when 4chan is banned, every social media site is censored and you have to use a government ID to access the Internet?
>>222328011
>Andy Burnham: Iāll keep the triple lock, and give pensioners a tax cuti hate this country
>>222328003bizzare pointlessly made up scenario
well that's me on annual leave next week
>>222328026rape you to death you boring faggot
>>222328026iāll get a job. maybe even have sex.
>>222327991our best men are on itif this lad >>222328015 were to donate his mind the research would go much quicker
>>222328031He has my vote
Netherton Village Green, 1900s and 2026
>>222328031give it 10 minutes and he says the opposite
>>222328026Get a C2 certificate in Spanish or Italian and make YouTube videos in said languages where I visit the castles of Britain whilst narrating their histories
>>222328052mad how ugly modern life is
>>222327999not enough rounds surelyyou'd want a handgun with a magazine i'd think
>>222328026go back to usenet, irc, decentralised tech
pooBC screaming
>>222327962You never developed any other hobbies or interests besides video games/cartoons after you hit puberty? Im guessing this here dark skinned fella is a some grown man who plays video games for other grown men to watch, yes?
>>222328031wonder why he's said that then
im dracula btw
Kemi Badenoch when the cameras aren't onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CwS83JVdqg
good evening patriots
>>222327991This is at the heart of the lezzer fixation. Need them to stare you down and pick up artist you and or rape you. The only way. Normalize women raping men who are much stronger than them. Or need to be brought in as a bull. The second only way.
>>222328052what the fuck, where did that tree come from.
>>222327797>food looked quite pengIt's just various types of beige?
>>222328031>Sam Hyde: We're just gonna kill 'em
me when i have fragments of metal stuck in my eyes and someone's holding a magnet just out of frame
>>222328094i did. i play guitar and tennis but both of them are incel hobbies and didn't get me friends or a gf. video games are at least stress free (unless it's dota 2)
>>222328094posting shit like this on 4chan is ridiculous
>>222328067thomas rubs me the wrong way, its burlen for me
i just hit the juckport 1000 trilion dollars
Oh my days 5 - 1>>222328123
think i've annoyed the proto-gf by not speaking to her much. relieved 2bh
So that's how is huh?i stood by all the way x
>>222328067Don't like Burlen using his kid's to try and get a job
>Israeli media: āWe do not understand why Iran did not take the moneyācome on ffs i know stereotypes exist for a reason but thats a bit on the nose init
>>222327954Gas chambers are such a shite method of mass execution. You have to wait for the gas to clear and drag the bodies out and everything. Should just give them poison like Jim Jones and say you're all going out to the field to dig the foundations for a lovely new pub for everyone and when the poison kills them you just fill in the hole they were digging. You'd think the Germans would have a bit more about them honestly. They weren't bad at the war stuff.
mcdonalds have made their milkshake straws a bit widercouldn't use them for doing coke now
>>222328144can i have some money
>>222328151right then. that's me fucked then. time to get a british passport i guess
>>222328031Do Reform even stand a chance of winning the by-election? It'd be hilarious if it happened.
>>222328067I'll be voting third party
>>222328151there goes his entire cabinet then
why's the mackem mangobbler posting random quips like he's in an action film
>>222328173And what if they don't take the poison?
Got ejected from a BBC interview for being racist.
stand up and organize, ye sons of britannia, light the flame that ages shall not extinguish
>>222328117Knowing nothing about her or her music I assumed she was British by the way she looks. I saw her last night on Hot Ones eating teh spice wings and I was right. Mental how British girls just look different than American girls. Less trashy.
>>222328117damn you cute ngl
>>222328003Screeeeeeeaaaaaaming
>>222328179sent
>>222328210fungus isnt here atm charlie, come back later
>>222328151What about Mohammed Zia yusuf
my arse cries out for a raping
Wasn't scream worthy desu
>>222328245rorke
>>222328203They've been digging all day they'll be thirsty.
>>222328238dont think he's a foreign national
my raping cries out for an arse
>>222328210they look like dorks
>>222328212but she has a busted face and is trashy as fuck
>>222328210Mental that his grandson is the ceo of palantir UK
>>222328235yes he is rasheed>>222328026>>222328173
>>222328210You just know this guy was only there for the banter
Once lost out on a garuanteed shag with a light skin brown 10/10 because I had a H.P Lovecraft book on my shelf and apparently he was a racist that named his dog the N word Literally lost out on a shag with a bird I spent £100 on dates with because H.P Locecraft was a racist
>>222328067I'll vote for a Paki
Go away, go away, evil one, manslayer; Go away, sight of terrible suff erings, raging evil; Go away, Christ is within, to whom I have off ered and given my soul. Flee, giving up as quickly as possible. O help, angels standing by! O a tyrant, and a thief is approaching. From them take me away, yes, beloved ones, I am being stoned.
>>222328274big club and we're not in it, innit
donāt see the appeal of latex. i enjoy tight clothing otherwise.
>>222328277Are you just clicking random post numbers or what
>>222328288and then you woke up
>>222328288Bizarre made up story
>UK electric car sales target set to be weakened
>>222328299do you like cats?
>>222328151funny how reform and restore are locked in a battle to say the most extreme thing without wiping out 50% of their voter base
>>222327928Was £2 flat for ten Mayfair when I was a kid. Not right they did to the cigarette community. They also made it illegal for me to buy cigarettes after I'd been legally buying cigarettes for a while at 16
>>222328288boring lie
got some rice on my sock cos i stepped on some rice while wearing my sock
>>222328210It's too late.Britain's fate was sealed in 1945.Literally how can we have a revolution today? The most we can hope for is a pointless insurrection against the jews which System pigs will suppress.
>>222328210Dave Cameron's grown a moustache
>>222328329there's not enough infrastructure for it anyway. there's like 3 chargers next to where i live and they're always taken
RUN!!!I I have lost. Protect your families. Evil has fucking won xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO6YwNtgke0
>>222328299if you enjoy tight clothing how do you not see the appeal. bit contradictory like
>>222328336yeah why
>>222328288Kek
Thinking carefully about women raping men. Let's take the "rape" out and normalize women taking charge with guy-like libidos. But then, here we are /brit/, that shit is normalized.
>>222328329Good. Electric cars are Chinese garbage
>>222328288just because your editor rejected for short fiction story doesn't mean you need to post it here
>>222328380>garbageFOY
>>222328299plastic in general disgusts me, its the texture.
>>222328374do you like this one?
I get why continentals seethe at the term soccer(they're stupid) but why do the British when they invented the term? Do Brits really not know they invented it and it's just slang for Association Football? Do they not know that Rugby football is older than soccer? That the sports were called "football" as they weren't played on horseback?
>>222328367just looks a bit silly. like a superhero costume or something.
SOS i need asylum to the sunny isles of britain
>MissMortelle ā I use Kaitlyn Katsaros as my Piss & Shit Toiletright well thats wank-toil sorted
>>222328411There he is, Sir Rodney
>>222328288His cat was called Pakiman
>>222328411Two jewish puppets
>>222328424
>>222328402yeah thatās an alright cat
>>222328424surely all toilets are piss and shit toilets
>>222328414we don't and anyone who does is a redditard
Oh my days 6 - 1 what is this madness
>>222328455what about this one? spoiler: it's the same cat
that goal was piss
>6-1could they?
monday office toil should be illegal
>>222328298before he turned to fascism mosley was a member of labour >The recurring accusation against Mosley was that he was a "champagne socialist" who "never did a day's work in his life." Mosley, in response, told his Smethwick supporters, "While I am being abused by the Capitalist Press I know I am doing effective work for the Labour cause.">In 1968, he remarked in a letter to The Times, "I am not, and never have been, a man of the right. My position was on the left and is now in the centre of politics.
curacao is no longer trying
picking up my new company car tomorrow and it looks fucking gay, byd sealion 7
>>222328534Weird lie
im doing raping
wtf is CuraƧao
>>222328548what could possibly be a lie about that
>>222328534is your job at the chinese consulate
imagine calling your car the sealion
>>222328414because football is a working class sport and it was always called football to them. only posh gayboys who liked it up the arse changed the name
>>222328555its a blue coloured liqueur
>>222328515He also hung around with FDR. They have some interesting fishing pictures together
>>222328472it's bullying is what it is
Lads I have a small penis and an intense small penis humiliation kink and a pretty attractive guy How can I pursue this kink in a natural environment and be humiliated while it still being legal?
>>222328564Just not happening is it. You made it ip
>>222328534thank you for supporting the chinese car industry
want to watch netherlands vs japan but i'm too tired and have toil on the morrow so i'm going to sleep instead.
>>222328414yeah it's slang for football that no one uses
Paedophiles are active in this thread
The fall of HelperladTears streaming xxxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtCslvCjZEY&t=391s
>>222328515He went from socialism to national... Socialism???! Whoa what a u-turn
>>222328583ask girls out on a nude beach
>>222328583Hire a prozzie
>>222328590Going to sleep naked? I hope so x
>You made it ip
>>222328534Bongs being forced to drive Chinese electric vehicles lmao
Sir Jalen Brunson
got a big fat tummy me
i'm naked under these pants x
just end this match already.
I am incel
>>222328642Lembenyama
>>222328613Most women are respectful and arenāt going to mention my penis in that environment >>222328615Prozzies wonāt mention my penis size
>>222328644Tummy twins x
cried at ip (2009)
Thinking of writing a new martial arts movie. I made it ip
duhhh boss told me chinuh bad
>>222328418but that just means you don't like itnot seeing the appeal means you can't understand why anybody does
Listening to Billy Joel, Iptown Girl x
UK fascism is retarded. Just be an ultra-Tory or ultra-monarchist.
>>222328679cockberg can not handle this
>>222328572No, soccer was the original slang name for the sport used by all to differentiate it from rugby football, the first sport to be called football, now it's called "football" despite there being many different forms of "football">>222328594"football" is slang itself, the sport is still officially called Association Football
Early computer scientists trying to invent a way to tell different computers apart:>I made it ip
bought some melatonin and its great.
>>222328534Nihao
>>222328668i cry when ip too :p
>>222328699fucking hell, and i thought my food was slop.
why do people post such dastardly webms to the sp threads its a blue board for gods sake
>>222328583just go to a dominatrix lad theyre used to this sort of thing
>>222328699Emma yankās eyes popping out his head and steam coming out his ears looking at this.
>>222328724:p
>>222328708fine and everyone calls it footballsoccer sounds strange and yankish which is why people don't like ityou would think this much is obvious to anyone with a brain
>>222328700youāre a national embarrassment
Thought of some posts when I was waiting on my post wank piss but I've forgotten them
>>222328731el chileano?
>>222328734Aye but I donāt get off on it if itās artificial
>>222328731i keep laughing at the scottish lad who is posting like he's in /brit/
>>222328699youāre supposed to enjoy poo in moderation
>>222328565only get hybrids and electrics now, wokes gone mad
why did scobie wank the willy
>>222328757that among other things
>>222328713Does it work? I've been taking 5-HTP, a precursor for serotonin, which is a precursor of melatonin. It's okay. Where'd you get it?
>>222328749It's funny because your own original term is now considered "foreign" while you have adopted the continental slang of "football" while thinking it native
got an appointment with the dominatrician
Mental that most of you have great banter and personality that I would love to be around but you are all freaks and runts I wouldnāt be caught dead with in publixn
Oh my days it's over
>>222328808mental is it?
>>222328708why are you saying no? it was called soccer by oxbridge twats and it follows the oxford slang format. working class people always called it football. they have documents showing halls being rented out for football in the 1500s or some shit. just because it was codified by toffs doesnt mean it was pulled out of the ether by them
>>222328773well if you actually have a small penis theyll just be telling the truth wont they?
>>222328797yeh works great. i bought it abroad. pharmacies sell it no questions asked.
fucking hell
Goodnight britfeel xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtCslvCjZEY&t=331s
>>222328803Oh I get it now, that IS funny, haha
nah not the meme scoreline
Reckon thereās a game still on here. Come on lads
was going to put a fiver on +7.5 as well
>>222328803football is nativeobviouslyit's not been importedgenuinely what are you on aboutno one watches or cares about rugby, it's simply not a thingwe are a football nation
We have the documents
>>222328660>Prozzies wonāt mention my penis sizeJust fucking tell them to mock your dick size and they'll do it
>>222328830Aye but Iām fit as fuck so women donāt naturally lean into humiliation as they want to fuck me Itās my curse
we did it!
>>222328827>working class people always called it footbalProof?>they have documents showing halls being rented out for football in the 1500sProof?
>>222328864For some reason some Eastern European whore saying āpenis so small not good to fuck meā doesnāt exactly do the job
>Aye but Iām fit as fuck so women donāt naturally lean into humiliation as they want to fuck me
imagine letting shite like this into the world cupstate of it16 teamsstraight into the quarters lose all the micronations now
what happened to the comb prince?
lmao the 7-1 crashed /sp/ for a couple of seconds
test
>>222328902Telling on yourself a little bit here lad
>>222328288he also had a pet monkey called Fuck Niggers
>>222328891>"Im off to play the football anybody want 'owt?" - Henry VIII c.1500
>>222328926icles
shouldnt keep monkeys as pets
>>222328902The funny thing is itās actually something Jay would say
>>222328854The slang term of "football" referring to Association Football is influenced by continental Europe calling it that, there's a reason why your colonies call it soccer, your colonies populated by the working class called it soccer, not football, the British referring it to as "football" is a more recent invention
How the fuck did Wales not qualify yet Curucao did
Football is 7000 actually
no clean sheet for neuer :(uncbros it's fucking over..
eating shit from a monkeys arse
>>222328934Scrm
>>222328969hard to call it animal abuse really
NO ONE IS LEFT STANDING FIGHT TILL THE FUCKING DEATH
i don't understand how mobile data IPs work
>>222328984That looks honking
>>222328963they got it for free this time around because CONCACAF is the host nations + some meme countries
>>222328891>In 1314, Nicholas de Farndone, Lord Mayor of the City of London issued a decree banning football in the French used by the English upper classes at the time. A translation reads: "[f]orasmuch as there is great noise in the city caused by hustling over large foot balls >In 1363, King Edward III of England issued a proclamation banning "...handball, football, or hockey; coursing and cock-fighting, or other such idle games">The Football Act of 1424 (c. 18) was a doctrine passed by the Parliament of Scotland during the reign of King James I. It was a banning of the sport of Football, known in the time as "futbal."
>>222328984literally onlyfans engagement bait why are people so retarded
>>222329002that's okay
>>222329002they rangebanned my carrier back in 2016
>>222328963The Welsh don't play football they play rugbyOh sorry rugby FOOTBALL Wait I'll start again
>>222329002imagine a series of tubes
>>222328984starting to believe this is bait that yanks are falling for for the twitter blue money
>>222328959you think the hundreds of teams that have been around for longer than any european has ever kicked a ball called "FC" is an accidentyou're fucking mong pal never reply to me againprobably like fucking rugby
he also had an african grey parrot named Paki Bastard
7 - 1 oh my days
slo should keep parrots as pets as it's both cruel and also they make bad pets
>>222329020hate that this and marketing for gambling apps is so prevalent now
worth it or nah? put this together while wearing my Excellent glasses
okay <3yay <3
might get a pet australian
>>222329050the biggest upset in world cup history
can't win as Russia in HoI4 :(
>>222329007>Unlike modern football (soccer), players were generally allowed to kick, punch, throw, carry, or roll the ball.These aren't even the same sport as Association Football, all ball games not played on horseback were called "football" as they were played by people on their feet
cant see curaƧao winning the world cup lads
>>222329046Hull FC is the rugby team Hull AFC is the football team
>>222329134>>222329134>>222329134
>>222329044it very obviously is and it works every timeit's the same thing that americans do on youtube where they make reaction videos about mundane european things
>>222329139this is a rovers general
iI think the nature, John wikk wield here,It didn't get knowledge to attain it xxx
>>222329117try 9/0 inf with eng, aa and art support and maybe 8/7 light tank with mot/mech, art, aa, eng))
I DON'T BELIEVE IT. YOU;RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON M6 SIDE XXX