'doori edish
played overwatch drives all daygetting to the point where I'm burned out
*surreptitiously drops my gay card*You dropped something mate
My back and shoulders always get dead itchy when it’s bed time. Wonder what that is.
(gracefully parachutes into the thread with my elastic scrotum)
>>222330585the stardew sex arse
something not right with mejust don't feel right and thatsomething definitely not right with me
>>222330571not sure why but this shopfront entices me
ermanyone see that lad's parachute
i knew i smelled bussy juice
Erm. Work tomorrow then? Yeah, that's the one. Work. Tomorrow. Another week of it. Get it down you.
Anglos aren't really built for football, most of the best British players were actually Irish
>>222330571
>>222330659Only if you're a Monday to Friday mong. Shaggers like me don't have work until Friday
Remember being taken to an all you can eat buffet as a kid and I got some brown curry that looked and tasted exactly like shit. Emmayank, I wish I could remember the name for you, lad
Coming back from a little weekend holiday x activeee
off tae bed
what is she doing now?
i think indian food is gross as hell
dont like beer but i had a 'pale ale' that was alright
>>222330673And you're going to spend those free days productively of course
>>222330701Copping it up the arse probably
>>222330701Liking my smelly wrinkled beanbag
>>222330718looks like my retarded cousin
>>222330680How'd you know what shit tastes like?
>>222330701flicking her bean no doubt
*enters the new*
>>222330676time to die ariana
we at /brit/ support Japanx
https://xcancel.com/arctotherium42/status/2037324942069342679important reading
>>222330732He said that too
>>222330743he's such a spaz.
>>222330673You're a shift worker mong. Constantly on edge waiting for your phone to buzz. "So and so didn't turn up. Can you do us a shift tonight?". Obliged to reply with a cheery "Oh yes, I'll do the shift". You need the money you see.
Hate the NPR voiceHate "eating out" at restaurants Hate weak men Hate fake bohemiansHate materialistic women Might move West Virginia
doing a shift at the gay club
>>222330743I remember him saying he was a better goalie than Pickford and then playing shite at the sidemen charity game
Guys I don't think the Japanese goalkeeper is Japanese
>>222330793you won't
might start taking out payday loans
>>222330739Most of what you “taste” is actually smell
what the fuck is going on
why is 70% of the dutch squad not dutch?
>>222330825Ask leftypol
>>222330763midwit thinks it's some woke agenda when in reality it's just palantir and facebook pushing for digital id so they can make more money
>>222330795king
we are the nip team
>>222330769I'm not in the WhatsApp group so they don't ask me to do anything
We at /brit/ stand with our Dutch brothers who dutifully aided us on our pilgrimage into the New World and invention of the United States!
>>222330793same
Hasn't been a single instance of SOVL this world cup
>>222330875take a look at the dutch squad mate
Oh my days the fucking Dutch
>>222330806TrueIt's New Mexico or bust
mad how peng the usa is, they literally have cheerleaders
>>222330842It's both
>>222330825might have something to do with colonialism
only cheering for the nips because dutchlings are honestly evil, full of malicious energy
>>222330918mental how she aged like fine wine
Distinct lack of crowd shots with fat titted slags jumping around in this World Cup. Woke shite.
Cloggy would have loved this
>>222330918It quite lovely
>>222330951noticed that too, wokeness gone mad
really needing to piss all the time today I'm worried I have penis cancer
Why does everyone hate Ally McCoist? I think his enthusiasm for footy is comfy
WHERE is the belgian?
>Internet censorship, probably going to be impossible to use soon>Digital ID>Nons swarming everywhere>Jews completely dominant>Most Whites are brainwashed lemmings>Infrastructure failing>Women in positions of poweris there any reason I shouldn't be completely blackpilled? I admit I'm completely demoralised. As far as I'm concerned it's over.
>>222330983getting raped in the steamy marble clad showers
>>222330992Remember not reading a very similar post to this earlier. Shan’t read it this time either
doing the rorke jig
>>222330992whingey little turd
mad how there's a UFC event in the back garden of the White House tonight, 10 Downing Street would never do something like this
How come the jap goalie is a jig?
>>222331049>10 Downing Street would never do something like thiswell yeah that'd be fucking stupid
>>222331049whole country is like some sort of reality show what the fuck
>>222330992The world is charged with the grandeur of God.It will flame out, like shining from shook foil;It gathers to a greatness, like the ooze of oilCrushed. Why do men then now not reck his rod?Generations have trod, have trod, have trod;And all is seared with trade; bleared, smeared with toil;And wears man's smudge and shares man's smell: the soilIs bare now, nor can foot feel, being shod.And for all this, nature is never spent;There lives the dearest freshness deep down things;And though the last lights off the black West wentOh, morning, at the brown brink eastward, springs—Because the Holy Ghost over the bentWorld broods with warm breast and with ah! bright wings.
>>222330800Hooray you did it! The most boring post of the day! Wooooooooooooooooo congratulations
Moonman about?
>>222331065hello sweden who is this
>>222331065i recognise that tummy...
>>222331075surely not a real post here but I genuinely can't tell
>>222331065CWLTSHC
>>222331049https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RORf-mbWJPY
pizza is in the oven but I forgot to set the timer so I am playing a dangerous game here of estimating when it will be ready
>>222331034Prove me wrong then.I don't like it but I really see absolutely no hope.The ruling elite of Britain has decided that the White race is going to be killed off.
why haven't you moved to china yet
Timothy James Byrne@TimmyUk3h… supper time wearing my excellent glasses watching Barcelona F1 gp highlights on sky sports F1 on my tv in home …
>>222331116guarantee you forget and the thing gets burnt to a crisp
>>222330571Corr look at that. I don't know what that anon in the other thread was on about with American cities. This mogs them all
>>222331130When is he getting a job?
>>222331116your pizza in 5-10 minutes
>>222331130odnt remember him being such an alchie when he lived alone
sinister aura in this thread
>>222331123don't care what you think mate
another one today, oh my dayshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c74ym4j40gpo
>>222330977You've got an adder in your bladder
Is it the Japs or south Koreans that clean up the stadiums after the game?
>>222331164
>>222331127Don't want people staring at me as the first laowhy they've ever seen
>>222331164Sorry, that was me. Cabbage soup for lunch.
>>222331127Im a american newworld man x not using chopsticks or speaking japanese
>>222331168>skydiversWhy didn't they just jump out
>>222331168it's all orchestrated. they don't want people in the sky. they want us all to stay put.
>>222330992well don't be surprised when you get offered an all expenses paid trip to some random city to take photos of strangely specific locations and move inconspicuous things from one place to another
Feels like Japan got good out of nowhere
damn
right well
>>222331168nigga just jump you already got a parachute baka
>>222330918i watched a documentary about soccer in the usa and how when they tried to launch when they had george best and pele and they had cheerleaders. seemed based desu. why not have pretty girls dance and sing during sports?
They’re like wee monkeys this lot
>>222331144what job do you think nigga can get
>>222331269We do this in usa
Japan fucking dominating the Dutch so far
>>222331155based Moonman
>>222331269Woke would throw a fit.
>>222331220Going to France on Wednesday fucking hope I don't get smushed into jam for a stupid agenda
>>222331049open arena with a thunderstorm forecast. very amusing.
>>222331269Crystal Palace did then WOKE took it away>google it>turns out they're still aroundWell, I'm sure the wokies will try and get rid of it
>>222331288Work in Aldi. They take any mental case freakshow, apparently
>>222331288Could pick fruit or something
>>222331239reckon if I was going bungee jumping I would be making sure they attach the rope
spaghetti
>>2223313122nd from the right, ooh yeah short with a belly
What do you do to avoid the REALLY bad feelings, /brit/?
>>222331312based
Wish I had a brown gf that would racially abuse me in the bedroom
>>222331363Well I usually take drugs but it's a very temporary solution since the bad feelings come back even worse after a while
>>222331363
Social media allows random guys to post evidence of real happening that traditional media would suppress. Social media is more decentralized than traditional media. That video that I posted (that you labelled propaganda for some reasons) would have never been shown on television. TikTok showed to millions the brutality of the terrorist state of Israel, something that no US news network would have been honest about (to the point that TikTok got forced to be handed under the control of jews).
>>222331363Alcohol
just did 10 kick-ups in a row for the first time in my life. im 29
amfC
>>222331321He's a privately educated UCSB graduate (go Gauchos) lmfao.He could waltz into a ALDI Area Manager job if he wanted to.
Kicked out of the pub for yelling "this is for Gallipoli you oriental fuck" at a man who was, in hindsight, Italian
Why are you like this?
The dutch will surely crush these "weak men of the east"
reading guyanese news
>>222331363New Mexico
>>222331418not me, im wealthier than most
biomass and billionaires
>>222331410By the looks of him I don't think he's waltzing into anything mate
>>222331209is this an abstract bradley
>>222331418basically this
>>222331418this is a fake meme
maybe i'm a bad person
Feeling productive, finally got off my arse and set up the hidden windows admin on the toil laptopShan't ever waste my time asking the IT runts to install anything for me again
>>222331418Economics are so simple, why do people get fooled by headlines like that?
>>222331459yeah you're a cunt x
>>222330571what do they serve in english all you can eat buffets?
we should kick the ball around
>>222331410If he's so successful why's he wearing nappies in a care home?
Any reformed man with calvinist theology in
Oliver Tree: "Life Goes On"Electric car dealership in Rio: "Bet"
why are norweigans, swedes etc. so obsessed with us
>>222331470security alert has been triggered. you're finished
I hope the socioeconomic factors don't chimp out and hurt the little japanese fellas
When the dogs do find herGot time, time to wait for tomorrow
we should kick my balls around
>>222331484Doing better than some. Running about pretending to be a woman all day.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c74ym4j40gpowhy didn't they just jump out?
>>222331363pray
>>222331493let a nigga get his nut ffs
is ordering stuff from aliexpress safe
>>222331446no it's "tor" messing me about
>>222331493Rorke worrying about this happening to him but it's all tranny porn
>>222331484He's always been more of a free-spirited bohemian artist type.
>>222331391It used to be twitter until the Arab spring and then Saudis bought it with Elon as the front so it could be gutted and made useless for crowd sourcing information, which has gone exactly according to plan.
STOP THE HYDRATION BREAKS
>>222331493worried about this happening but it's all asmr
>>222331495Can easily explain it away if that happens x
hi lads just woke up from a 500 year coma what's new
>>222331530Nah, I’ve still got little Chinese gremlins running about the flat. Breed like rabbits.
>>222331517You can see from the pic that it hadn't taken off yet when it crashed.
>>222331493old creep
hydration breaks were mexicos idea i bet
>>222331558woke nonsense
>>222331493legend
>>222331567Fake you would be speaking in middle English not modern English
>>222331567We got cheeseburger
just seen the gay porn aussie on /sp/
>>222331530yeah, but it's all chinkshit
Rorke idolising the losers of history
Random shot of the dutch crowd and it's some white woman with her mutt, Ziedy would've loved that
>>222331418what even is there to do in mississipi besides getting out before you get shot?
>>222331612Make money apparently
>>222331609She's a WAG
>>222331585Oh ease off, not hurting anyone gooning at home
>>222331630Mental illness
>>222331630Me defending polpot on the Cambodia reddit
>>222331559just tell people it's calming and not a sexual thingno getting away with Teen Anal Creampie Frenzy VII though
>>222331534Ktimd (kek this is my dad)Made the mistake of using his laptop once and it was riddled with tran cams
>>222331630he has a humiliation fetish
>>222331644farm animal behaviour
>>222331598You mean he would be speaking in Early Modern English you TWAT
>>222331493retarded family exposing their dodgy stick to the internetpolice will be giving them a visit
Be funny if one team all shit themselves simultaneously about 20 minutes after the hydration break and everyone is confused except the hydration man laughing like mad
>>222331418https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9E7QAHJF0wIf you're interested in the subject, i watched this video the other day, its pretty good, it talks about how different countries, particularly the UK and greece, dealt with the 2008 crisis and the reality of service based economies.
mad how norway just has oil and they haven't actually created or contributed anything to the world
Few of these nip fellas got shaped eyebrows. Most dishonourable
I am with Japan
>>222331670But enough about your mother's table manners...
>>222331686Fjords are nice though
>>222331630>Spam reddit with embarrassing posts for a day>"Accidentally" "leak" the account to /brit/ (woops!)>Never use the account againTired auld gimmick
>>222331702done him
>>222331686Ever heard of minecraft cunt? or Magnus Carlsen?
>>222331630is this sacked tranny
where is Johan Cruyff
Bit of a slurper this one isn't it
rorke my nigger arse
None of you lads gave me a call last night :(
>>222331712alri slartibartfast
>>222331683I follow this channel but haven't seen this video yet, thanks for the recommendation.
>>222331683can a man get a tldr
>>222331718Minecraft is Swedish you TWAT
>>222331550Musk has actually revived itSay what you want about him but he does actually believe in free speech
>>222331718did the man with a good memory move the piece of wood in a pattern he had remembered?
>>222331571normoids wont like this
>>222331686Hey, you take that back!
>>222331718Nice try mate Notch was Swedish
Just brushed my teeth
>>222331550twitter before musk was absolutely unusablewell it still is now but just in a different way
>>222331732What happens in a good soccer game that makes one satisfied? Do you guys watch a game that ends in a 1-1 tie and feel like it was a great match?
>>222331758that's all of chess done
honing my white boy magic for the final confrontation
>>222331769Never understood this, I just use a knife
get the fucking cheese circumcised Bjørn
Oh my days that was close
what a shit match omds
>>222331772whatever happened to your gigi gimmick anyway? you used to post about her being your schizo imaginary friend and being married or something
>>222331802Hard to get thin slices with a knife, which matter when trying to eat one of these mfs
>>222331817I am Gigi
>>222331738*hands you a pan galactic gargle blaster*Alri
>>222331813What birds say when they see you on Tinder
Oh my days where was that going
>>222331817Bullied out of them by the cruel bastards at Reddit
>>222331840b
>>222331826What does brunost taste like?
So which are you moving to?
mad how Elon Musk has won at life, he has infinite money and unlimited access to a sex machine (Grok), but he is still unhappy
>>222331847I lived in the bay area for 8 years
Norway has a surprisingly rich history of innovation, giving the world everyday household items, modern software standards, and heavy industrial solutions. Here are some of the country's most significant and globally recognized inventions:The Aerosol Spray Can: Patented in Oslo in 1927 by chemical engineer Erik Rotheim, this revolutionized how we dispense everything from paint to hairspray.The Cheese Slicer: Invented in 1925 by Thor Bjørklund, the classic flat steel cheese plane is a staple in kitchens worldwide.The Modern Hand Grenade: Norwegian inventor Nils Waltersen Aasen patented the modern fragmentation grenade in 1906, revolutionizing military engineering.Object-Oriented Programming (OOP): In the 1960s, Ole-Johan Dahl and Kristen Nygaard created Simula, the first object-oriented programming language, which laid the foundation for virtually all modern software.Wireless Technologies: Norwegians played a crucial role in modern telecommunications. Professor Thomas Haug is widely recognized as one of the founding fathers of the GSM (2G) mobile standard. Additionally, Nordic Semiconductor pioneered ultra-low-power short-range wireless systems, which paved the way for modern Bluetooth Low Energy.Artificial Nitrogen Fertilizer: Industrialists Sam Eyde and physicist Kristian Birkeland developed the Birkeland–Eyde process in 1903, which extracted nitrogen from the air to create artificial fertilizer. This led to the founding of Norsk Hydro and helped save millions from famine.The Paper Clip: While a heavily debated topic, patent clerk Johann Vaaler is credited with creating a basic wire paper clip in 1899, which has evolved into the version commonly used today.Aquaculture Innovations: Modern salmon farming techniques—including the development of open-sea net pens and specialized fish feeds—were pioneered in Norway in the 1970s and 80s, entirely transforming global seafood production.
>>222331718why are argentine women such extroverted weirdos?
>>222331748It's an obscene botfest, it's not useful for trending info any more it's just astroturfed crap. You actually couldn't be more wrong about this. Nobody will or can use it for organising protests, regardless of their political leaning. Boomers use facebook events because they're thick as shit, everyone else uses private groups
>>222331847For me? It's Saint Paul.
I'm getting a strong feeling that silicon valley doesn't really understand how AI works.I'm getting that feeling because they basically destroyed themselves in the span of about 3 years.There's knowing how to do something and then there's "understanding" and I have no idea how they're reconciling replacing the job of computer programmer with a computer program. It seems to be "yeah that's too bad I guess".You can rest easy having as much faith that this isn't going to just destroy civilization which is none at all.
theres a gang of neoliberals outside my house
>>222331847Where's the president visiting next
>>222331869Uh... DELETE THISIt's oil only
>>222331741One of his central points is that because of multiple reasons, british workers are forced into low wage, low productivity, insecure jobs just to survive. This keeps unemployment low and artificially props up GDP, but the average citizen ends up poorer and with a lower quality of life.
i must be pansexual the way i know everything
>>222331769I've got two of these niggas, had no idea they were Norse. Thanks Bjørn
>>222331845Depends on the variant, there are three main variants. One is made from cow milk cream, which is sweet and caramel like. Then there's the one made from goat milk alone, which has quite strong flavour. The third one is a mixtture one, which is the most common one that isn't the cream-based one.
Use a cheese wire like a man
Paper clips aren't clips they are fasteners
Well thats the extra pregabs taken
>>222331869they are also very overrepresented in athletic pursuits and have done some groundbreaking work in athletic performance. also they were great and hardy explorers
Lovely bradleypost on a video of a gay lad moaning while eating asda doughnuts
>>222331937I strike it down with the side of my hand
>>222331869>Aquaculture Innovations: Modern salmon farming techniques
>>222331860He had a botched penis enlargement surgery and now it can't get hard and he has a ketamine addiction which means his bladder is fucked too which means he probably pisses himself. His whole downstairs region is a no go so he basically can't enjoy the perks of being a gorillionairre.
i just bite the cheese no prep
>>222331571detective cole on a mad one
>>222331989idgi
scotland has one win this world cup and england has ZERO. it's OVER for englel this post brought to you by tartan army gang
Oh my days what a shot
how rorke acts after he's just been caught trying to kill everyone
>>222331873throwing sissy fits works well here, so they go abroad, chimp out, and are surprised when this gets them into trouble.It happens so often in brazil we even have a reputation for being shit tourists over there.
>>222331979WELL I WALK RIGHT UP TO THE MAASDAM
>>222331965>they are also very overrepresented in athletic pursuits and have done some groundbreaking work in athletic performance.to be fair, we invented a bunch of winter sports and then compete in that since almost no one else does and it's also easy to be good at sports when you don't have to work because we just live off oil money.
>>222332030you really cant stay mad at him the cheeky little rascal
>>222332029Quick someone post the zesty monkey baby
>>222332025Salmon farms shoot lice off salmon with laser
>>222332030this fella is a delicacy in brazil
Snow wogs fuck off
the ban on prostitution is a violation of my right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. in this essay i will
>“The concept of humanity is an especially useful ideological instrument of imperialist expansion, and in its ethical-humanitarian form it is a specific vehicle of economic imperialism. Here one is reminded of a somewhat modified expression of Proudhon’s: whoever invokes humanity wants to cheat. To confiscate the word humanity, to invoke and monopolize such a term probably has certain incalculable effects, such as denying the enemy the quality of being human and declaring him to be an outlaw of humanity; and a war can thereby be driven to the most extreme inhumanity.”― Carl Schmitt
>>222332030This is the personification of that Apu meme where he's like "behave" "no"
The wee japs flying about like Bruce Lee now, haha
>>222332105Was just saying this down the boring virgin freak club
>>222332105Mmmm yes now let's see what Lenin has to say
>>222332075Get him thrown off a bridge NOW
does not loom for me but it does for thee
are people really going to work tomorrow
Fun game, shout HIIIIYAAAA! Or something similar each time the Japanese pass the ball.
>>222332075Get him helicopter crashed this instant!
>japs have a black playerit's so over
>>222332041:)
>>222332185he's been there for years now
spraying shite again
>>222332105>"Once the go black, they never go back"- Albert Einstein
grow up, get a clue
>>222332169Not really going but must wfh toil (turn my laptop on at 9)
>>222332071thats cool af
Currently at toil BUT I’m reclining in my chair and watching baseball on the TV here and doing fuck all so I can’t really complain.
Does super girl have Down’s syndrome?
raping a chungus
Would smash that Sainsbury's lass ngl
>>222332105but carl schmitt supported those who drove the war to "to the most extreme inhumanity"
It's all fun and games until the treechangers can't walk their dogs on the beach because it's covered in diseased salmon chunks
gay sex poo porn
>>222332246you're 6 years late on your humor mate, time to move on.
>>222332092ktim
>>222332245nah she can fly though, and has laser vision or whatever
will the new be made
>>222332289>>222332289>>222332289
>>222332245Australian so fetal alcohol syndrome is a given
