Aston Martin DB12 edition
just got raped by a bag of takis. still support immigration?
>>222334057right okay so this is the new
Which thread
if it's hip, it's here
on the gay porn
We in /brit/ congratulate the Japanese men's football team for humiliating the D*tch
don't like when i have an israel flag on my team on overwatch
My Qveen
There's an inflected type of "mm-hmm" that makes me want to Hereditary (2018) garrotte myself
>>222334134Disliking Israel is brown coded
ivory coast subedish
>>222334121its hip to be square
>>>/pol/537081264>>>/pol/537081264
>>222334157Need a black gf
>>222334157the irish look... LIKE THAT!?
mad that italy is:consistently voted the most beautiful country in the worldconsistently voted the best cuisine in the worldconsistently voted the most attractive women AND men in the worldthe seat of the roman empirethe seat of the catholic church (not a catholic but it's still cool)the birthplace of the european renaissancehistorically home to wonderful artistshome to an entertaining football leaguea place where you can buy a home for 1 euroand more
get the 'tex posted
embarrassing that the uk is:consistently voted the most ugly country in the worldconsistently voted the worst cuisine in the worldconsistently voted the least attractive women AND men in the worldthe seat of the evil british empirethe seat of the anglican church (not a protestant and I never will be)a place dragged kicking and screaming into the european renaissancehistorically home to artists that are inferior to the continenthome to an oil money football league with shite refsa place where you can buy a condemned deanobox for 400kand more
Right you nonces, on to the last two cans
>>222334218The least attractive people is just not true. Lot of cherrypicking and self-deprecation, I'm not buying it.
>>222334218uh oh melty
>>222334156I don't think the Nazis were brown
>>222334218>european renaissancevery overrated
>>222334267Browns begin at Calais
>>222334251british genes create fat evil asymmetrical recessed faces with pale sallow skin that wrinkles easily.
>>222334290you're being very rude
>>222334218anglicans are catholic thoughever
WHO is flying cincinnati to nottinghambet theres some hard ass niggas on that plane
>>222334303rude is having to see british faces. thankfully over the next 50 years british faces will slowly be fazed out to relief of the world.
>>222334218fuck off to ireland then you fenian cunt
>>222334290sir british genes autist
Fungus melty
>>222334328bet you're hard for some ass niggas right now
>>222334338i am english
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/british%20genes/oh no no no
>>222334343youre godamn wright
charles darwin invented racism
>>222334365The face of mental illness
>>222334290Fat evil asymmetrical faces can be attractive and more interesting to look at. When I was over there I saw crazy proportions of very attractive people. Mean this with the utmost heterosexuality. Don't know what happens anywhere north of London though.
https://youtu.be/WTJSt4wP2ME
>Fat evil asymmetrical faces can be attractivegod, i wish
>>222334218you kidding? english roses are beautiful both in appearance and character.
>>222334389london is 35% white british. the less british a place is the more beautiful the people.
>>222334290And where do your genes come from?
>>222334410britain
The famous British cheese and onion roll.
Like millions of Canadians, my ancestors left Ireland in the shadow of the famine. They carried hope across the Atlantic and helped build the Canada we know today.To return to Mayo, and receive a welcome such as this, is a testament to the life they built for their children — and to the indomitable spirit of the Irish, everywhere — whose pride in their heritage is unbroken by distance and time.
>>222334408
downloading frasier
>>222334431likely a result of genetic issues passed down from his ancestors caused by multiple famines at the hands of the british empire. british people even make foreigners ugly
God Fosters is shite, why does anyone drink this shit
what is the point of the offside rule? just makes goals less likely. people want goals let people score GOALS
>>222334408I'm minding my racist p's and q's here, I talking about English people I think. Not that the others aren't pretty too, everywhere I've gone in Europe there've been high proportions of pretty people, all the walking I think, we need to walk more in America.
mouldie's new fungal fixation
Right so I won't be getting any sleep tonight due to my UTI so I'm gonna drink a fuckload to try and piss it all away
>>222334457TRUTH NUKE
>>222334488how'd you get a uti then
>>222334476isn't it to prevent one player from camping near the opponent's goalwas introduced in the late 1800s because players kept doing that iirc
>>222334501Barebacked a trans prossie
>>222334328>DHLIt's courier transport
>>222334501Fuck knows but it's here and making me miserable
>>222334425So you're coping with being ugly and retarded by blaming your genes, is that it? I bet it's a skill issue. Or you just had a hideous mum and have to pretend that's normal. Or you're foreign and lying which is what I suspect, since you started crying about the evil British empire.
>>222334488>utiare you a woman?
>>222334508>>222334514whose the truuf
>>222334481when british people travel in mainland europe everyone can spot them from their evil munter faces that are asymmetrical and recessed with sunburnt skin. people in germany, france and spain go "that's so british" when they see something that is asymmetrical, poorly executed, ugly or evil.
>>222334531No I've already said this here, I'm a strong alpha male
>>222334505why is that a bad thing? people want goals. if you have strikers just constantly there then they are always a threat and goals can just happen any time. it would be amazing.
>>222334492Corrrrrrr
It's partly the poisoned food, but it's probably over 50% due to not walking that we got as fat as we did.
>>222334457>famines at the hands of the british empire>wahhhhh the flood plain flooded again feed me evil brits feed me and my 19 kidsfuck off
>>222334529the empire was evil but I don't care about that. you're acting like we are not already famous for being ugly and i'm the only one bringing this up
Witnessing some posts , which are disrespectful of other cultures
>>222334492phwoar would shag her tits den glaze theface wiv me.ropes
any Earth-dwelling human in
>>222334577More of a terrestrial lounging slug me
>>222334537Think the appearance and evilness are unrelated. Not saying they're not evil, I'd never say that. Bleed American the flag and firmly believe God has blessed it at your expense.
coht-d'-VAR
I sense bad karma for England at the world cup
Are the men about to kick the ball
>>222334562Brits are probably the second most popular nation of actor in Hollywood after yanks. English men have genes lusted after by women all over the world, because our children will be beautiful. Not yours obviously, probably because you're Indian on a VPN. Italian, french and Scandinavian are more attractive. Then who? Little Spanish fellas? Miniscule Chinese lads? Aborigines?
My life a gay porn
didn’t realize the irish qualified
talking of failures the one thing that is quite sad is that almost every time in history that we were fraudchecked we either failed completely or performed poorly or were perhaps saved by luck or the actions of others. this often seems to apply to football too lol.
Capitalism haha am I right lads
>>222334617>England playing a tropical team in tropical weather.Pack it up.
>>222334617Brits owe me sex
>>222334647fraudchecked
>English men have genes lusted after by women all over the world, because our children will be beautiful. Not yours obviously, probably because you're Indian on a VPN. Italian, french and Scandinavian are more attractive. Then who? Little Spanish fellas? Miniscule Chinese lads? Aborigines?
>>222334645they didnt but its ok because they win at hurling which they invented and nobody else plays
>>222334647>fraudchecked
>>222334562you are quite literally the only one bringing it up thoughbeitpaki
>the Ivory Coast unironically has a national anthem
Who are we rooting for then
read it and weep losers
every days a school day when youre an american
>>222334681ok mate if you don't believe me thats fine but I think you'll find we are known abroad to be munters
>>222334689medals in the post
>>222334628Boris Johnson would have gone down as the greatest PM in history if the Boriswave was all from Japan and Korea and produced cute hapas like that webm
>>222334690No wonder so many of them get shot then
>>222334666Your drawing describes Klinefelter syndrome, not British traits. And I can't help noticing that you can't answer the question.
>make a retarded bait post>get a load of (you)s>defend all of your points because it wasn't bait and you're actually a retard
>>222334710You are literally arguing with a paranoid schizophrenic mate, not entirely sure what you seek to gain from this conversation.
going to do a sex soon
>>222334693>we are known abroad to be muntersyou, as in pakistani men, are probably the most hated people in the entire world yeah
>>222334699TRUEshame the mass immigration is about destroying this country, not improving it
>>222334719probably just an indian desu
>>222334680imagine a boxer that fights shitty opponents only. the local press thinks he is the next big thing and so does he. he pads his record with shit opponents and then he suddenly faces a real worthy competitor and gets absolutely shagged. he got fraudchecked. like emma raducanu or prince nazeem.
>>222334730Its heathermong
>>222334722No you aren’t Be quiet
i started carrying around a small bag of nuts for crows just in case I ever get attacked by niggers so my crow army will come to my defence and claw their eyes outthe ‘government’ can’t STOP me from training crows to attack black peoplethey can only stop you from training them to bring you money (how would they even know?)
>>222334664That's nerd wants their 3 cocks stretching his little asshole raw *not really, he wants to he an anime girl and have lesbian sex with chingy chongy women
>>222334738heathermong isn't a real person
>>222334762First it was nettlesThen poppiesNow it's crows
i'm not heathermong. everyone on this board isn't heathermong. I love how being realistic about our shortcomings just makes me an indian.
>>222334732And by we you mean the English football team? I don't know, I think it's more just utter inconsistency. England will beat Germany then lose to Sweden. Been a long time since we beat a top tier team though for sure.
>>222334762
cock outstardew valley ongin opened
>>222334781actually think its the paki dot on your forehead that makes you indian
>>222334781well thats what happens when you have a bizarre autistic fixation and you drone on about it every fucking dayespecially if that fixation isn't actually based in reality and is some bizarre fictional narrative you've made up in your head
>>222334781well if you're not you're certainly a whiny little histrionic self-hating freak so you may as well be
>>222334793well I meant more as in britain in history. like war and other stuff. seems like once we get against actually good opponents we often falter or need help or bungle the whole thing and rely on luck and geography to save us. not all the time of course
>>222334773all of these things are interesting though if you didnt just sit and observe me trying to learn and do more then maybe you could enjoy the world (you wont)>>222334798parasite cancer
>>222334781Not fooling anyone mouldy
fink Bowie's Low is the greatest album of the 70s in terms of a piece of art
jab straight left hook
bit of the ol' in 'n out with my own cousin, as it were
>>222334781>ourSpeak for yourself and cope on, loser. You might be more comfortable taking your pity party to britfeel but the Brits in here are normal (ie. superior to non-Brits in almost every way).
>>222334757sorry you're right i was lying*runs away*
>>222334138I prefer Zo Lala scene 2 from ghetto gaggers
Alri slumbo cmon
>>222334828*catches up to you and runs alongside you in a light jog* going somewhere?
How about you try training something to be your friend, Toby? Why the evil?
>>222334827you may be a top1% tall handsome guy and I would be happy for you. but that doesn't change the reality for the majority of this country.
>>222334835Nah get out of frame I'm trying to take a pic of this field
>>222334814No, blatantly wrong. It's the opposite. Britain as a nation in things like war, invention, exploration, engineering, literature, music etc is consistently far better per capita than any other country I can think of.
>>222334841scremt at this for some reason
LP version:Beauty and the BeastV-2 SchneiderSense of DoubtMoss GardenNeukolnSons of the Silent AgeJoe the LionBlackoutSecret Life of Arabia"Heroes"CD version: Beauty and the BeastSons of the Silent AgeJoe the LionV-2 SchneiderSense of DoubtMoss GardenNeukoln"Heroes"BlackoutSecret Life of Arabia
>>222334835horses are cooltheyre cute animals but crows are far more intelligent (they use tools to accomplish tasks and are reward driven)>>222334844oh canada… you dont understand at allit isnt a parasitic relationship because they get something toothey survive and they eat good food (nuts are rare) and we might be friends in their eyes but you cant really be friends with a birdthey are a tool
>>222334862yeah we merked those guys with spears and stone axes
Charles is an old bastard, yes.
if i was left alone with a male horse i'd definitely try to touch its horse cock
>>222334814i appreciate how doggedly you're hanging onto this lazy analogy but there is literally no nation in history that has consistently punched above their weight more than great Britain
>>222334854Which countries are you comparing Brits to? Brits are tall in general, even with millions of Pakistanis dragging down our average. Brits are generally considered handsome and attractive in a lot of countries, especially outside Europe. I don't know where you're getting this delusion from that Brits are ugly apart from looking in the mirror.
>>222334890You think this is funny? what is wrong with you, you are sick.
im british and im handsome and tall have a big cock so yeah how about that
>>222334862jamaica is better than us for music per capita I would say. also I think our literature is good but it's still pretty neck and neck with a lot of europe
>>222334903>jamaica is better than us for music per capitaLMAO
>>222334903>jamaica is better than us for music per capita I would saypscrm mouldie you've lost the plot
>>222334903well this is an extremely heatherfungus-esque post isnt it
>>222334815
>jamaica is better than us for music per capita I would sayScreaming.
thread full of spores right now
if you baulk at the idea of jamaica being good at music then I doubt you know much about music. and then look at their population. only logical conclusion is that they are better than us per capita for music
>>222334903what british literature should i read?I've only read moby dick, and it was a 300 page abridged version.
>>222334881Skill issue if you can't arm yourself or organise an army. And Britain beat Napoleon, Hitler, the Spanish Armada, the most powerful armies in the world. We were beaten in the American war of independence (by folks with British genes) because it's thousands of miles away across a massive ocean and it's not like they invaded us. What else did we lose?
singin dont worryabout a thingcos every little thingit gonna be alright
>>222334918fuck off parasiteat least i do something with my life
>>222334930moby dick is not british literature. it is american literature.
>>222334929baulk on this*unzips and shoves my 14 incher in your mouth*
reading some Jamaican literatureconsidering Jamaican tomes
>>222334929you are a pakistani man!
did you know that crows can recognise faces? they also create unique greetings (in a crow way they obviously dont say hello unless you train them to)
>>222334896NTA but we are not considered attractive anywhere lolOnly yanks seem to think we are based on my personal experience of shagging yank birdsBritain is by far the ugliest country in Europe. Yes we have many beautiful people but on average we are a nation of fat ugly mongs.
mi gwan write a likkle book
>>222334929They gave the world reggae, and...
Hmmm yes famous Jamaican musicians like Bob Marley and...err...
>>222334942
>>222334939we beat napoleon and hitler with a lot of help and couldn't do it alone. the spanish armada was good yes but did you know that there was our own version of that in the same war which was much worse and is barely known in britain due to its failure?
>>222334969then why are you using a photoshopped picture of a 6'3" man who shagged taylor swift and is broadly considered attractive by americans?
why does that one guy say wuppa and wizza instead of cuppa and pizza
>>222334985hehehehhe
>>222335002Because he's unironically a paedophile
>>222334980>>222334984thanks for proving my point that you are clueless about music lol
>>222335002attentionhe is a drug addicted alcoholic paedophile who likes to be made fun of for his small penis
>>222335002hes a paedophile
>>222334985this will be my last reply to you but you are here every time I ami bet you spend all day in your wheelchair waiting to see a post from my so you can use your chinkpad to post these avatars so that i can make your day and reply to youchinese wheelchair parasite cancer
>>222335016Name some famous Jamaican musicians then
>>222335001its not shopped and where did you read that he shagged taytay?
>>222335016concession acceptedpaki
>>222335026we love you mousey
>>222334930its also full of interracial gay sex stuffmad book
being british is awesome we have pinkpantheress and all the best bands in the world over the last like 60 years and the best football league in the world and greggs and we're literally so rich you dont even have to work anymore you can just claim benefits and yeah we used to rule the world and were a bit nasty with it but then we chilled out it's great being british id bet 90% of the world population would sell a kidney to come here
the avg jamaican has probably 75 iq and doesn't know how to use a computer. completely destitute over there outside of the resorts
>>222335046no you dontif you loved me you would report the parasite when he tries to participate here
>>222335035he was in a very well publicised relationship with taylor swift
UMMM you know about how much influence jamaica had on uk and us music scene and electronic music in general. you know about their genres and their creativity therefore you are a muslim from the mountains in south asia!
hello you gay little grubmen
mouldie meltdown
>>222335080Hello you vile little incel worm
>>222335072mouseGOD
the soccer game is good
>>222335076for me?jah wobble is the goat
mousey should go live on twitch dot telly
>>222335076lmao fuck off you odious little worm
For me I root for Spain. And don't watch soccer
>>222335070i saw a comedian recently who went to europe and he did a line on it in his next show he said "you people really live like this?"got me wondering how good is it living in the usa really
my posts count? pretty highshould we make it higher?
do norfmen and chavs support israel or palestine?
Beauty and the BeastV-2 SchneiderSense of DoubtMoss GardenNeukolnSecret Life of ArabiaJoe the Lion"Heroes"Sons of the Silent AgeBlackout
>>222335118fuck off jew
Father finger, Father finger, where are you
God Fosters is shite
>>222335107built for??
>>222335118Neither. It's either don't know don't care, or blow up the lot of them.
+1 (i will be counting my posts all night because it makes the parasite melt down)
>>222335107crying out for an oiled mandingo
>>222335128 but my name is mohammad
>>222335130you posted this earlier. why are you drinking fosters?
>>222335107i want to fuck. a woman pussies and sex in her!!!!!!
>>222335145Back to black are we Toby
>>222335110it's pretty good but you need a car and drive a lot. there are "walkable" cities you can live in (i've done it) but all the major cities are shit.
>>222334930frankenstein by mary shelleya tale of two cities by charles dickensthe time machine by HG wellslord of the flies by william goldinglord of the rings by JRR tolkeinthe karla trilogy by john le carrétrainspotting by irvine welsh
>>222335132My tiny pp
>>222335118those people don't have a clue and don't care about anything thats not alcohol drugs fast food or football mate
fink diss also anudda good programming listingBeauty and the BeastJoe The LionV-2 SchneiderBlackoutSons of the Silent AgeSecret Life of ArabiaSense of DoubtMoss GardenNeukoln"Heroes"
>>222335130I like it. It has to be ice cold and on a hot day but it's quite refreshing and doesn't get me smashed after 10 of them like Stella. There are better beers though.
:set postcount spamiam 0
>>222335144that's a very respectable attitude. that's the way.
>>222335146sup mouldie
>>222335148Carlsberg was sold out, Morrisons are doing 4 pint tins for £4 or £4.75 for fosters, thought I'd give it a tryShould have gone with 1664 in hindsight
I want to put my peepee in Emma Watson’s hoohoo.
>>222335158whats so good about it what do you people do all day
>>222335168+1 to my postcount (your work means nothing)
>>222335167I'm literally in it for the highest percentage, it's either this or scrumpy jacks
ello chaps
>>222335032interesting that he was stubbornly replying to every post before this then immediately stopped
https://www.youtube.com/watch/LbrAOktAGQY
>>222335186*gives you a huge hug*i've missed you so much
>>222335161great. i want to be like them. however football is deeply affected by politics and demographics and the latest ethnic tensions
gaining a clue on jamaicanshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdODhFgE-Es&list=RDLdODhFgE-Es
>>222335195post some crows if you want to get my attention(+1)
>>222335200corr ello catyank
fake mouseposter :/
>>222335175nu 1664 is shite too theyve literally watered it down. fosters was always shite but now its 3.4% for tax. so is carlsberg, coors and a load of others why don't you treat yourself to a lovely sainsburys crown lager 3.4% (£2.30 for 4)
>>222335206phwoar i like her vids
youtube is DESPERATE for me to watch this video and i have no idea why
>>222335224check out this track!https://youtu.be/s0hBAgksygQ
>>222335235No Sainsbury's around here. Whatever happend to K cider, that used to be like %7
>>222335159thank you my nigga.
>>222335188emo ahh horse
>>222335243the "AI bubble" is such midwit nonsense
>>222335243>al-BubbleSounds like what arabs put in their bath
>>222335244Also this track was made by Jay Dyer's m8 rooxg and he makes some of the music for Jay's intros.
>>222335245pretty sure k cider still exists at 7.5%
it looms
england cries out for latinas
>>222335266shut the fuck up
>>222335244yeah not bad to be honest
>>222335267it has pesticides in it and you shouldnt drink that
>>222335188he's so me
>>222335245associated too much with tramps now. Knights cider is what most places stock near me. It's a lot nicer and higher strength (8.4%). Or you can get the more socially acceptable Henry Westons
Rorkes across Britain being forced into marriage by thick thigh dominate Hindu women with the goal of using their genes to create the new ruling Anglo-Brahmin class!Very sad!
might watch Pulse (Kairo) film
>>222335245>k cideryeah fuck me just skip to glens vodka why dont you. even better go down the underpass and buy heroin its good relaxing stuff i hear
I'm a proper leftyrorkeDepending on who I'm with I know what social takes are the most ideal, whether it's generic populism or woke virtue signallingI know the right things to say and how to say them so people think I'm understanding and relatable
White men in suits with brown women in saris sitting down to High Church Anglican services in Sanskrit
>>222335301yeah I've seen it p good movie
Might buy a horse desu would be good craic, you can ride it home from the pub and the filth cant do you for it
>>222335309>picture of ugly dead depressed alcoholic not related
Right well if that neighbour is making noise then I'll bloody well have that chicago town in the air fryer won't i
Still don’t know who Jay Dyer is and if they’re a real person or not
>>222335321unnecessarily horrible thing to say that tbqh
>>222335326he died in tenerife last year fell off the vrs he did
>>222335243nowhere near the bubble yet. nasdaq is doing fine. all the fundamentals of the hyperscalers look good. ignore it.
im darkwoke
>>222335326He is a regular guest on Alex Jones's show and he is an expert on philosophy and globalist conspiracies and Satanic propaganda.
used to live near a pub that specialized in ciders. like locally made wuns. some of dem were really strong like fink some of stringest were 10% or summat. most if them were comfortably over 5%many of dem far too sweet tho like juice. like you could easily forget how string they were.
>>222334157not racist but black women not appreciating their natural hair makes me not like them
>>222335326catyank is lucky we have so many weapons grade autistic spammers heredreadful poster
>>222335317phwoar very cute kittington
>>222335346your mi wadi was obviously too string you cant even type
Been trying to eat more vegetables
USA just surrendered to Iran
ciders are for women
When’s crypto going back up lads
>>222335244i cant click youtube links catyank
>>222335326some F-list eceleb who panders to schizos who think a grand secret battle between angels and demons for the fate of the world is going on
>>222335359Jay Dyer could pwn all of them easily.They won't debate him because they are scared and they know that they are no match for him.
>>222335367All American white boys given as war trophies to our Persianess conqueratrixesVery sad!
>>222335358n**** i cant even comprehend diss post
what does sex feel like
>>222335388He is pathetic.
>>222335364Reminder that this is Catyank who legit thought posting this picture would silence his haters
>>222335399it hurts really bad. often for weeks
>>222335331fuck him he larped as a genius then broke the party line/exposed himself as a retard with iraq then drank and smoked himself to death as a cope. his brother is also a retard whos posted drivel on twitter 40+ times a day for 15 years
kier starmer scanning my phone only to find gundam memes
>>222335379grok is this real
>>222335399Like being fellated by a pussy
>>222335102>tfw no gf who dresses like this
mental how 2015 was 11 years ago
>>222335399like being dragged across superheated shards of broken glass covered in shit
>>222335425does fanny have suction
>>222335416I think he was wrong about that but still a genius
>>222335399salty coins and milk
>>222335359>It's just that I thought we were like a team Joe, and then I see you with these other so-called intellectuals and it's it's like what's going on, man? And this guy posing with the umbrella I mean I come on. I could've brought my katana if we're doing props. It just feels bad, you know? I hear Shapiro's pretty pissed off too eh?
>>222335434thats nothing my grandad is 91 years old that nigga was alive when george v was kicking
>>222335434yes all the migrant anchor babies turn 15 this year. 5 more years and they will enter politics.
>>222335431its weird to think that that dog lives in a world where all he hears is TSE TOW LLA WO SHIJINXI TONG BO QUOOOSHUJING SHOWW TE LAI. cant imagine that
>>222335359reminder that joe rogan is gay for twinks
>>222335444i wouldnt say genius but he was certainly very well read and an accomplished rhetorician
>>222335439There is grip around the shaft and when the woman orgasms you can feel the uterine peristalsis which feels like suction
always see people on 4chan say wanking feels better than sex like no it doesnt
>>222335466I TOLD THE WITCH DOCTOR I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU
>>222335472only if you have a micropecker
>>222335472on average it doesnt but you can have really good wanks and really bad sex
>>222335472Cuddling is the best part
>>222335379waitdat bridge doesnt even look tall enuff to bungee jump off
New>>222334075
>>222335488you can have really good sex and really bad wanks
>>222335498yeah
>>222335379did they get arrested
that new is old what do i do
Nice “sport” you have here britbongs.