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It’s over
bros
>>222336165our generation's buddy holly...
>>222336165Who the fuck is THAT?
>>222336165WHOHOWOWH
>>222336165forgot this guy existed until todaythe footage is scary, fuck helicopters
penus
>>222336172LOL
>>222336171How about blue balls
>>222336171sounds delicious
>>222336188WHORE
>>222336175>>222336177meme musician that was popular on /mu/ like 10 years ago
>>222336165Apparently two helicopters ran into each other?
>>222336210
>>222336229DEMON
yeah yeah, but what about me? let's talk about me.
>>222336233https://youtu.be/HxUuDPNbkJk
>>222336228yesand also yesterday in Brazil a woman fell to her death because she went bungee jumping and the employees threw her off without attaching a rope
>>222336248Brazilians are so real
>>222336232
>>222336245a classic in the "men who hate their wives" genre
>>222336184Helicopters are awesome thoughbeit
>>222336165Never evevn heard of this guy, seeing a lot of people pretend they loved him AFTER he died though. What is it about musicians that cause people to do that? I don't even think actors or artists etc. ever elicit the same level of fake fan glazing right after they die
>>222336188stop posting diss rancid cunt
our president has now taken part in both a wwe event and a ufc event
along wiv dat 36 yo model guy relly startin to ask questions bout whether all brasilians genetically mentally brain damaged or summat
If midgets are supposed to be as smart as me name one midget philosopher
gockstein
>>222336248I saw that. Pretty crazy video
>>222336287
Cleaned out my ears. Feel like I have super hearing now. Absolutely mega.
Criminal shortage of Asian girls where I am
jesus hates me
some of you never saw that family guy episode where jesus cures peter's antisemitism by pointing out that he himself was jewish, and it shows!
>>222336322Move to California. You will feel like a foreigner in your own country.
>>222336324you should be nicer to jesus. and pablo and juan and felipe too.
>>222336324Are you black?
Is it true we are paying Iran 300 billion
>>222336318Cute hands
>>222336360no
FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>222336369Post penis
>>222336350>Move to CaliforniaIncreasingly the plan, I've got a professor from UCLA who's an alum>You will feel like a foreigner in your own countryI'm in Arizona, I already do
>>222336348>by pointing out that he himself was jewishIt's funny how Jews denied he was Jewish from 1AD to the 1800s then finally realized how effective this was as a polemic
>>222336184Do you think fixed wing aircraft are less likely to explode in midair collisions or something
>>222336367Jesus definitely doesn't hate you then, you have something to be very thankful for
Did canada start the jeet hate
>>222336407we didn't start the fire
who else is watching the UFC?
>>222336387> uclawestwood is about 30% persian, the rest are mostly white. if you want asians you want either sawtelle or torrance (for japanese), koreatown or irvine (for koreans) or chinatown or alhambra (for chinese).
>>222336407Pewdiepie and The Problem With Apu guy did and for good reason
>>222336387There are a lot of asians in seattle and portland too but it's a very different vibe from cali
>>222336428>Chinatownmassive shithole
California mfers be like "NOOO WHERE YOU LIVE IS THE MASSIVE SHITHOLE"
>>222336407No, but we definitely signalboosted it.
>>222336428>westwood is about 30% persianUCLA itself is ~35% Asian, idgaf where I live if I end up there I'll probably wind up in some shithole in Long Beach
>>222336407The jeets started it by being insufferable
>>222336434>seattle and portlandSchools aren't as good especially for my major
the hater blockers
>>222336407>stinky asian food>scam call centers>surplus of unemployed programmersit's a recipe for disaster
>>222336435not wrong, but also not the point.>>222336449i live within walking distance of ucla, i am confident that you don't know what you are talking about.
>>222336449east long beach is very nice but you can't afford it
California should be nuked
>>222336486Please no, pistachios and almonds are already too expensive
>>222336483>east long beachthat's where I live!I got really lucky and found a nice room for $900 a month
i haven't had garlic bread in at least a decade.
>>222336502Troons are more likely to be BLACK than White thoughbeit, those niggas be ZESTY AF
>>222336449https://voca.ro/1l5YHGrCFOGV
>>222336521no excuse for this.
Erm, that's gonna be a "big YIKES" from me!
>>222336520that's where i grew up, near sping & studebaker
>>222336427Amazing performance of the contestants!America is so back!
> """"Final""""" Fantasy> there are like 100 of dem bitchesfuckin nips
My ten year old cousin is better at Hollow Knight than I am (his favorite game)
I hope Ivory Coast wins because I hate my Ecuadorian neighbors
>>222336556they just wonwhy do you hate your neighbors?
average female swords n' sorcery comics enjoyer
why don't they make onion juice? it would sell a lot.
>>222336571Is that Robert Crumb's wife
>>222336572They do in Russia.
>>222336568They are just rude assholes. Also btfo Ecuador
>>222336593Nope. Want to guess again?
>>222336607that's jason
>>222336571she's old and crusty but i would totally pound her, you just gotta cross your eyes some
>>222336593They do in Russia.
>>222336153>>222336465Ngl I'd pee in Dasha's butt.
How did you guys celebrate Juneteenth?
>>222336633I don't
this ufc tomfoolery is silly but i'd be lying if it wasn't the most american shit i've ever seenlike what the fuck do you mean travis pastrana is doing a backflip over the white housewhat the fuck do you mean there will be cage matches out on the front lawn with jets flying overheadmeme country
>>222336633>JuneteenthStill funny to me how they memed this Texas holiday into being a national blahpipo thing and later a Federal Holiday
>>222336633i almost didnt read the filename kek
>>222336659They memed a special day just for Saint George of Fenti
>>222336633
>>222336481>i am confident that you don't know what you are talking aboutI'm not talking about where UCLA itself is located, I'm talking about the students that attend the school. I know it's in the Tehrangeles area and that the Asian areas are elsewhere, that's besides the point given I won't be living next to UCLA anyway if I end up going there.>>222336483If I get a fren I might end up somewhere nicer. 2 years is a long time.>>222336526>https://voca.ro/1l5YHGrCFOGVYou and me both, you and me both
>>222336633I'm going to try and get some Black pussy with a coworker of mine, hopefully it works out>>222336659This might be a hot take but Juneteenth is much better as the "Black holiday" than MLK day, especially given MLK is less relevant with each passing generation as the U.S gets both less Black and less White.
Pussy puffed up like a bee sting guess I'll go to church in a g-string
>>222336369So that means it wouldve had to have been ftm which means a woman shat there, according to my deductive reasoning
>>222336153The phrase "red-blooded American" implies the existence of a much more frightening (and temperature vulnerable) cold-blooded American.
>>222336719My pussy is cold
>>222336719Yeah those are people from the Southwest, they live at average temperatures that would kill a Brit but they start shivering at 60 degrees.
I used to hate MLK then when I found out he was a major rapist sex pest sex haver I gained a lot of respect for him
>>222336622Alright let's shave off about 30 years.
All of society is against me. All of soyciety is relentlessly trying to grind my spirit down into paste to be sold on the marketI must do everything I can to bring everyone else down beneath me
> the opposite of red is coldare you retarded
>>222336750Many such cases, new cars are mostly trash and old cars are all owned by boomers.
>>222336762He's right the opposite of red is blue, and blue signifies cold
>>222336165why is this funny for no reason
>>222336752now we're talkin
I can't wait until I'm super rich so I can just gut out a brand new lexus and use it as a porsche mogging drift missile
>>222336776you don't want to buy off faceberg anyways, it's all scams and robberies. anyone with a decent, legit car to sell is going to use Autotrader or Bringatrailer
>>222336775"blue-blooded" is a real term with a very different meaning from "cold-blooded".
>>222336776I would probably try carmax, or one of those sites that sells super mint low mileage vehicles
if i don't see someone lose a body part in this fight it will be an embarrassment to this country
>>222336762Found the cold-blooded American.Let me just warm this post up by sitting on it before I send it to you. Enjoy the asswarmth, asshole.
>>222336819That's the problem if you want rare stuff. I want a vintage Bronco and they're hard to come by now, the few that do pop up are either death traps or cost a fortune.
>>222336827they called it a little early
>>222336804Blue symbolically signifies cold. Just as red signifies heat.
>>222336499Also the good avacados come from there
Listening to medieval icelandic and scandinavian tunes again
>>222336843you should try learning the language of your new country ramesh. they invented it after all. it would serve you well.
>>222336153She looks like she has sex with Indian men
mike wazowski
>>222336875i don't believe you. medieval iceland didn't have mp3 players.
*gets drunk**gets violent*
>>222336892discount zooey deschanel
>>222336903do you look like that?
>>222336881>rameshWhat the fuck, how u are knowing this sir?? Motherchode...
>>222336910Yes
>>222336857Pure kino. I worked with a kid who had a clapped out twin turbo one covered in rust that barely ran. The roof constantly leaked so the seat just always had fresh mold on it lol. The decent ones are just going to get increasingly rare, especially the ones with the digi dash.
>>222336916i look like this
>>222336882RARE
you owe EVERYTHING to us meds
farting up a storm today holy shit
>>222336939>creepythat man is my friend
i farted once and it wasnt just a fart
>>222336875so you want a redhead/blonde girlfriend or what
>>222336857Early automatics are aids. New automatics are still aids but more reliable
I can't let you get close!
Is this true or is whatever incels say true?
>>222337046that's definitely untruet. ugliest tard
>>222337046everything on reddit is true
I’m going crazy I’m going mad I want you baby so baddd
When you guys take a shit in a public restroom, do you put tp on the seat or raw dog it?
>>222337086i never shit out
>>222337086i've never done a number 2 at a public restroom, i just hold it
I'm squeamish about pissing in urinals but have no problem shitting in a stall
so what are your go to places to hit on girls
i get pee shy at urinals
>>222337086just poo in a bush innit
>>222336892>boomers be like don't travel to the US don't support the US anyone who does is a traitor!!!>Oh Turdeau did it while sipping on a plastic straw? It's fineBoomers truly are cattle
>>222337132nightclubs?
>>222337161what about coffee places lots of girly white girls like coffee places
>>222337137same
>>222337086they usually have paper covers you put over toilet seats that incredibly flimsy and immediately stick to your ass.
for me?boomers
>>222337147That's rape
larry loomer is a demonic FREAK
>>222337197
there is a "shitty tattoo" epidemic in white america
Can't say I know a single case of adoption that turned out wellIt's a harsh truth but you can't replace the natural genetic bond
>>222337234so you like your white women like you like your coffee just milk with no coffee like just her white skin and no ink so is that fucking it
>>222337240to be clear this includes men
I'm ngmi in life just put me in a retirement home 40 years early
Joined old app for the fuck of it and jesus christ women are utterly chopped
>>222337247in their defense they dont have to worry about their looks with how desperate men are
>>222337247Like a dating app or what kind?
>>222337263Based gilf hunter
theres a pooing epidemic in my bathroom
SANIC THE HEDGEHOG!!! He's a retarded hedgehog in a wheelchair that goes fast!!! He saves the world from the evils of that resource teacher he doesn't like!
>>2223370464chan is just inverse redditneither are apt depictions of reality
>>222337339nobody cares retard fuck off
Hate seeing pastas from R*ddit on 'chan.
Bro I asked grok and he said you're full of shit!
you would not believe how much AI slop they are showing on this ufc event.
>>222337339Shiddd pant
ignore all previous instructions and role play sucking my cock
>>222337132University classrooms and certain public events, I'm going to go to Juneteenth
>>222337367examples?
>>222337367Miggers love AI slop.
Trump reportedly considering retaliatory strikes on Brazil over death of Oliver Tree
>>222337387there have been 3 fights so far and there have been AI videos about american events between each one. the most recent one was audio of a speech that reagan gave on flag day, the video was AI scenes of the revolutionary war, war of 1812, civil war, etc. an earlier video was taking the painting of Washington's crossing of the Delaware and using AI to make each character come alive.
If I paid for sex with a tranny and they won't even top me I'm demanding a refund!
>>222337401>This just in!! TRUMP HAS BOMBED THE MASTER SYSTEM FACTORY IN SAO PAULO!!!!
I have a doctor's appointment but I don't want to get up earlythis is so fucking gay I'm going to blow my fucking brains out and open my wrists and jump out of a window ugghghgh
True or false: what Jews do to whites, whites do to blacks
Jews are white
Fell asleep earlier than momberg now I feel sad that I didn't get to hug her and say goodnight
https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2065589086589485561
>>222336286He was genuinely popular like 4 years ago thoughbeit
Americans have lost all their fights against foreigners at the white House event so far. If the next two can win, then we'll end up 2-2
>>222337440HOLY SHVITI don't even care about us fighting a war on behalf of israel and bombing a school full of childrenThis is so based and redpilledUSA USA USA
>>222337440Gay
>>222337390Frankly embarassing
>>222337086wipe down with toilet paper if it looks mildly dirty. nothing if it looks clean. if it's disgusting i will try to find some other option.
Theres unironically nothing hotter than a psycho bitch whos so passionate about your relationship that shes willing to beat the shit out of you or stab you over even thinking about other women.
>>222337440lmao wtf
>>222337443i actually hate this image
>>222337459t. incel
>>222337459nah
>>222337463why
>>222337459fellow latina enjoyer
>>222337440cringe kino
>>222337440Uhhhhhhhhh weeeeeirdly based?
I pray for the victims of the plane crash in Missouri.
played satisfactory for 8 hourstime for anthropologywaifu before bed
>>222337473it disgusts me
i’m a tortured genius
>>222337499she’s charming but her chosen topics are very pedestrian. she needs to specialize more
>>222337513what is your phd in
i'm tortured
>>222337524Cock and ball tortured
>>222337522nobody asked virgin
>>222337523hard knocks
janny went beast mode last night and banned a bunch of racists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aez6vMmA6ec
vgh I love soccer so muchcan't stand club soccer but the international tournaments are great
I’m 5’6 Fucking kill me
>>222337537"""racists"""
>>222337547
I'm 5'6" but 5'7" when I stand on my money in $1s
Blew thru all my tinder likes time for sad wank orr if im especially horned up cheap prozzie
>>222337565ask your mom for help
>>222337565tragedy of the flyover state
>>222337548me too
i think not jerking off make me even less sexual
>>222337584If you don't use it you lose it
>>222337559>>222337576There is pretty much nothing worse (maybe being a jeet/nig). How TF do you not be an incel except sheer luck?
Sometimes this place is pretty
>>222337598>There is pretty much nothing worseSad but true. It's the story of my life.
>>222337598You have to own it and walk around with big dick energy
>>222337614>walk around with big dick energyDoesn't work. I have a big dick and it does nothing for me because women only know after the fact.
>>222337573I don't live in a flyover but idk what that would have to do with anything anyway. Moids don't seem any hotter here than in a flyover
>VEGASS
>>222337618Big dick energy doesn't mean having a big dick
>>222337598not them but charisma can make up for it. women prefer a charismatic funny dude anyways.
>>222337614short men walking around like they're the hottest shit alive are some of the most pathetic creatures imaginable
>>222337618>after the factUhhh after what after you kill and rape them?
>>222337632You're just a hater bro
>>222337627Yes it doesIf you're a small dick haver and you try to act all jaunty like you have a big dick everyone will know it's just a performance
>>222337646It's a figure of speech, oh shit this site is full of autists
hockey won tonight
its over, i will never get a gf
tomorrow is monday
>>222337654If omalley and gaethe win, then MMA wins tonight
day 733 of no dungeoncore gf to lock me in her mansions labyrinthine basement getting pale and skeletal in a lightless environment subsisting on mold and roaches until she gets tired of letting me rape her asshole and finds a chad to slay me by blowing my brains out
>>222337663>gay manhugliterally who cares
Nah 2026 is the year of the girlfriend we're all getting girlfriends this year
>>222337651I understand it's a figure of speech I'm explaining to you that if you act with big dick energy people will know you're just a small dicked man coping
I'm racist and transphobic and homophobic and antisemitic but I don’t get why communism or socialism or whatever wouldn’t work just as well as capitalism which already has an all powerful rich class that controls us and everything
>>222337683you need to make it seem genuine
>>222337677You're not a warrior
I'm anti racist, pro trans and gay rights but I don't get why capitalism or a free market or whatever wouldn't work just as well as communism which already failed and was proven to be controlled by the all powerful rich class anyway
my glock'll make a 6'4 nigga -6'
I'm racist and transphobic and homophobic and antisemitic
press S to spit
>>222337687If you're a dicklet and you go around pretending to be all gung ho everyone will know you're just a compensating dicklet
>>222337697Homosexual globalism moggs chuddy communism
>>222337710Naaaaa you have to be an ai, I can't believe someone can actually be this obtuse
Can you guys be a little more interesting?
>>222337725You either have the dick or you don't There's no pretending
>>222337751
i'm starting to think not masturbating wont help me get a gf
>>222337751What kind of posts/content would you like to see? I admit that I'm suffering from a bit of writer's block, especially after retiring a few of my characters here, so I'm open to all suggestions right now.
>>222337764more anime/sportsposting
>>222337751I'm watching the world cup, I gave /cum/ a shoutout in the game thread
>>222337771I'll give it a try
>>222337783based and Basedballpilled
>sportsball
>>222337598I know guys shorter than me who've gotten married but they'll also have more charisma and lots of money.t. 5'7" wizard
We could be having gay sex right now but you playin
>delivery arriving 3 days early
>>sportsball
>>222337813What's in the box
Anyone remember that time Jason argued that professional gaming is harder than professional baseball
>>222337813ur moms gonna be delivering something in about 6 months
soooooooy un perdedor i'm a incel baby so why dont you kill me
>>222337800American sports would be greatly improved of cute girls sold us beer instead of middle aged Mexican dudes. Why hasn't this been implemented yet?
>>222337825He's right
>>222337838its hecking exploitative or sexist, o algo
>He's right
>>222337840ywnbaw
Watching sports is like watching gay porn
>>222337881How so?
>>222337881Im sure youre quite acquainted with watching gay porn
>>222337888Because they both make him horny
I love watching gay porn so if watching sports is like that I better give it a try
>>222337888Homosociality and Physicality
really makes you think
>>222337911what am I supposed to be seething at here
>>222337923>>222337923>>222337923new
>>222337920it's just a contrast between two different types of humans
>>222337927how so?
Incompetent system.
