international edition
why did scobie wank the willy
first for canada
Scotland has the highest percentage of redheads in the world, with roughly 13% of its population possessing red hair.
>>222336989hang on a second...*adjusts spectacles*that's not a negress...
Thread themehttps://youtu.be/XyZd9GJ-Vaw
are you on your A game lads
>>222336998>>222336999>first for canada
>>222336989why are they like this
hoping democracy shits itself so i can join a paramilitary instead of get a job
>>222337019been on my d game lately but its an upgrade from the f- that i was on for most of last year
>>222337010
bizarre
in 2020, scobie wanked the willy
>>222337032
>>222337037and now he spams this thread about black willies day and nightlet that be a lesson to any lads that have any passing gay thoughts
not a great start to the thread, all things considered
>>222337029bit weak for the charcoal ones, me
>>222337029Taymoor Swift
they’re calling me the white othello
playing halo and listening to parkway drive and basically pretending it's 2009
>>222337029vanta de armas
>>222337074SCREAM
this is whiskey november echo foxtrot requesting sitrep on my bollocks over
coco lovelock
yorkshire pussy changed bjørn
MAJOR LENNOX ANSWERED WITH HIS LIFE!
>>222337037
scooby poo lol
>>222337096drinking some november juliet before i put your bollocks in the AO, over
been rewatching the IT crowd, reminds me of the office (UK version) except it doesn't make me want to kill myself
there's been a rape up there
All those times Daphne got kidnapped and no one ever tried to…you know.
might move to tunisia
>>222337157They didn't call him Shaggy for nothing
that little girl carrying the ball has a bulge
Let's go Tunisia let's go
>>222337119copy that, stay frosty marines we're oscar mike
>>222337029is this AI?
>>222337181
I teleported to this thread after sensing someone with little bulge in here. Who was it? b honest(I wont rape u)
bet spongebob likes it rough
>>222337195baka greenhorn
>>222337140actually kinda mental how ricky gervais got rich just off if that, albeit mostly coz of like american wun. but never.found the office that good. like it was alri but never made me relly love it
i’m gay but i’ll never do it because i prefer frotting to sodomy. the woke mob won’t allow it
that’s tunisia raped
>>222337225then he got even richer by going around ranting about how he doesn't believe in god. i suppose that kind of stuff was edgy and interesting at the time
>>222337248usually its tunisians raping swedes
TERRRIBLE THREAD FULL OF TERRIBLE POSTERS
don't like when diasporoids don't celebrate after scoringyou're not playing for tunisia dickhead
wonder if jordan peterson is still on that all-beef diet. old mate must shit only like once a month
>>222337257have a pepsi
>>222336989That's not how you choke someone.
>>222337266that's a maaaaaan
thoughts on quinten scobie being an insufferable regular here and using /brit/ memes for his shitty videos
>>222337266ruined her body with those awful scribbles
>>222337290he wanked the willy
tattoos with colo~u~r are always RUBBISH
would never consider getting a tattoo but i'd love to shag some tatted up tart
SANIC THE HEDGEHOG!!! He's a retarded hedgehog in a wheelchair that goes fast!!! He saves the world from the evils of that resource teacher he doesn't like!!
occasionally you encounter canadians who sound virtually identical to yanks except they say "mum" instead of "mom" and it's very jarring
>>222337302why i wonder
>>222337328seen this too. also heard them unironcially say "mate" in an accent identical to ours. poor fellas are trying very hard to not be american
Thou shalt not wanketh thine willington
>>222337328People talk about the way Canadians say out to be a reliable way of distinguishing them between them and Americans but I've found that the way they say 'hard' is a bigger tell, the Canadians say it in a unique way
>>222337328They say ehhh alot
https://youtube.com/shorts/GXFWYm0hEEUholy fuck
Hooting
can't sleep, clown will rape me
>>222337366>wit deez staircase bein on a 90 degree anglewhat did he mean by this
>>222337377what country is freddy
Any Sweden v Tunisia man in
>>222337400German guy doing the rounds on twitter for being enthused about American culture.
>>222337406*raises paw*
reckon palantir would help me get a job?
>>222337400tanzania (where freddie mercury was born)
>>222337406both Swedish goals scored by brown men
>>222337029this kind of black is so sexy rather than the poo brown variant.
Do think dogs think midgets are real people?
https://youtu.be/0_12DzUzIDc?&t=300
why is the announcer gay moaning
>>222337468fucking hell
>>222337468need this but her flinging diarrhea out her bum as she bounces
>>222337428isak is an honorary swedeayari is a brownoid
>>222337428Yh but Isak is as red so he's sweet
>>222337468
>>222337356yeah the "ou" sound is a very telltale sign but it's nowhere near as jarring as a canadian saying "mum", square peg in a round hole thatas for "hard", not sure what you mean but i'm imagining a character from fargo aka a minnesotan
just had to renew my 4chan pass, thought about going for the 3 year one instead of the 1 year but i'm not sure if i'll live that long
sup /brit/
Kissing cute tranners on the lips desu
>>222337587how big is her willy x
>>222337600pretty large actually
>>222337579*ernie from sesame street voice*hey /birt/
>>222337609hate to see a lad with a big knob throw away his god-given gift by trooning out
just straight up raping rorke
>>222337639do you know who drew this? i would like to shake their hand
why do they do the bird hand
>>222337655waow..
any gay man in
>>222337691not gay at all me, i see an attractive woman and i'm mentally undressing her, simple as a chicken schnitzel mate
This is the big one.
>>222337749If the one is referring to a willy then I'm interested
don't know why i'm watching this game really
what should i wank to
>>222337781trannies
thinking about taking driving lessons again even though i'm fully licenced because i don't have a car at the moment and i fancy a drive
>>222337777aura
>>222337793ever heard of grand theft auto
>>222337767tunisian defender ballsed up there didn't even look like he was really trying
>>222337804no substitute for the real thing to be fair
Sir Viktor Gyökeres
i've never had fish and chips
I have invented the ultimate system.It is a tool, a weapon and a toy.It cannot be anything else.I can forecast into the future and envision a world where everyone else has something like this. In fact, it's hard to imagine anything else.It's not really something that was "invented" as much as willing to be discovered.It isn't "bigger". It isn't "faster". And it isn't really "better". It's what happens when you drop something inherently disparate into a big, complex world and tell it to manifest itself.It grows by the day. I am its progenitor but I do not "cultivate" it. It is beyond me. Given proper direction, I will be the one that changes.
Its a sad irony that all the shitlib cute arthoe girls are loyal to their race and all the redpilled racist girls are literal mudsharks.Why does this happen?
>>222337852
>>222337862interracial sex fantasy
>>222337845why not
>>222337880don't like seafood
>>222337878why are they like this
thought the moving hyundai ad was a real car just driving on the side of the pitch for a second
poking the tip into my own ass
I need to sniff Emma Watson’s pooey braps.
>>222337929horrid post evil post
I'm just a nigga
>>222337972erm
British guys swoon for the Southern Belle.
>>222337929sniff some vx nerve agent you cp posting faggot
>>222337972What the
i command the respect of a legion of warriors
>>222337989>Emma Watson >cp
Remember when spainers got his trip banned for posting cp
>>222337986intraracial cuck fantasy. getting somewhere
>>222338004yeah that image in particular is definitely what i was referring to.don't play dumb, pedophile.
would like nothing more than to sleep right now
/brit/ mourns the loss of Labour legend Roy Hattersley
what’s the technology for. it went in the net
>>222337959how so
Hi lads UTIchad here. I can't sleep, because my penis hurts
>>222338036ok
>>222338036doesn't sound very chadish
>>222336989why the neggress looks asian?
>>222338057Every time I piss it hurts, and I am pissing a lot. UTIchad out
>>222337029imagine your white cum busting on her cheeks... it resembles the milky way against the dark matter in space
>>222337852was just saying this
Chin chin
>>222338036just self-suck the UTI out. only achievable to those with flexible backbone and long peepee
>>222337852me after eating ass
>>222338093Yum delicious
>>222338079hmm yeah I'm liking that idea
can feel 'pression coming back
might adopt an eastern mentality
Get the men's mental health talked about
Reckon time travel into the future is possible but not the past
can’t stop farting loud. everyone’s left me because of it.
did the coronavirus turn everyone gay or was it just me
>>222338140you're gonna wear a tracksuit, eat sun flower seeds, and get wasted?
>>222338177scream
>>222338143get the podcasts listened toget the mental health walks walkedget the black dog dealt with
i’m so full from poop
>>222338205how so
>>222338140Alri George Harrison
>>222338218i ate a bunch and i’m not hungry anymore. plenty of poop.
right well that was tunisia raped by sweden, back to /brit/ from /sp/ now>>222337986this is true
got a psychiatrist who's this hipstery millennial guy who insists i call him by his first name instead of dr. last namehe's not getting into my head that way, can't fool me
i met one american in my life and he was finenormal guy
>>222338252rape him for being uncouth
might get a job as a prison guard and have poo chucked at me by black fellas
business idea: a photo developing studio that also rents out VHS tapes
have a little wankdo a little pooget down tonight
get the fucking rorkes raped
Just want a fit Russian girl to spit on me and slap my balls with a riding crop.
Why aren't Ofcom banning 4chan any more it's been nearly a year since they said they were gonna do it
can't imagine what it's like being a woman i just hate them
>>222338287Burn CDs too
>>222338326Completely foreign world to me
Mattress
always get horny on opioids but i can't spaff to save my life, reminds me of being on SSRIs
>>222338344image there was someone called matt ress lolthat would be funny hahait would be like his name is mattress lolll
farting like a midseason south park episode over here
technology is mental
just been utterly raped by a demonic 7 foot tall musclebound animal
>>222338351Love fucking on painkillers me, can last for an hour and end up literally dripping with sweat while shes borderline passed out from dehydration. Its nice.
dutching my whole apartment jesus
>>222338352yh
Keep getting bullshit inside my fuck
>>222338369what is that graph?
ever fucked a girl with shit stuffed in her fanny? i’ll never understand why they do that. doesn’t phase a dirty shagger like me
Might be violent idk
favourite minced oaths lads? for me it's "what the dickens?"
>>222338411showing whether he touched the ball or notthere's a sensor inside it
>>222338423mfers are over engineering a football
mad how jews literally worship sataneven in the old testament god had to repeatedly punish them because they kept reverting worshiping demonic idols over and over again, it's like a compulsion for their sort i suppose
>>222338372ktim
Fantastic love love love thx my nice Peaches when you put gloves wow so relax for me
people who upload film torrents without subtitles should be executed(before you comment on my preference for subtitles as being zoomer behaviour, keep in mind i am in fact a millennial unc who has been enjoying subtitled films since before most zoomers were a glint in the milkman's eye)
>>222337468s(but i actually am screaming from laughter in real life at this webm)
large booby whores
women with their fannies out
>>222338465>>222338469good couple of posts
wonder what boudicca was into
>>222338482bbc probalby
Had a very eventful activeee weekend Back home hating my fucking life and smelling my buttcrack x
>>222338482that reminds me i fancy playing ryse son of rome. bet no one besides me has thought about that game in over a decade
>>222338491racismlad!
>game literally called "remember me">no one remembers it
offering my arse to the rape altar
>>222338482like what music or what
>>222338505should’ve given her a bigger ass for a cover like that
>>222338508if you make a joke about scotland they go really mental it's quite scary
englishmen used to be virile and nasty what happened
>>222338517yeah you'd think she'd have a big badonkadonk since she's canonically half black
Feeling a bit sick to bastard death of it
>>222338498he's not racismlad, i am!and no i'm not taking racism requests at this time. just got my pass back and i have to be on my best behaviour you understand
who up honging they kong
racismlad interview on the /brit/ podcast
you know the thing people say about scottish athletes where if they win they're british and if they lose they're scottishhas that actually happened ever because i think it's just not true
farted again. beginning to lose oxygen.
>>222338557was normally about andy murray and someone did a dissertation on ithttps://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-34909845
why russian guy looks like that
>>222338586to distract NATO troops
The rest of the world wasn't ready for our superstadiums with fuck off massive capacity.
There are different ways of seeing."Foresight" is an ability to forecast. Call it thinking more than 2 steps ahead.Accuse me of adjacent thinking and "burying the lead". All possible futures are significantly undermined by the one track mind of the upper class sitting in their dark tower inspecting scatterplots
went the whole day without eating anything and i'm still 10kg overweight, it not right
>>222338605don't see what there is to not get
watching one hour photo (2002)was watching cape fear (1991) earlier but i've already seen it so i got bored and turned it off about halfway
no one loves me but i think that's fair enough because i don't love anyone else
>>222338684kek this is also me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nxazmzy0vAo
>>222338675Good filum
if you don't eat beef, and you don't eat cow, how can you be alive?
Coño negro. Me tiene actuando muy diferente. Ay caramba.
right then might get started on the bokkles and tins
might get a pet hamster or a gerbil, which is better lads? used to have guinea pigs but i've had quite enough of their sort
>>222338751how about you get a clue
developing an anti normgroid disintegration forcefield
puffins are my favourite birds
always wanted to take up archery as a hobby but i dunno if i could handle being around the kind of virgins who would do archery as a hobby
>>222338778is archery a hobby for virginsnever really thought about it
>>222338780yeah pretty much anything to do with medieval weapons is virgin
sir exurb1a
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiUTv7bvfN4ktim
what a mess
>>222338795can't stand that pretentious git, ex gfberg used to make me watch his videos all the time
denmark is early 2010s codeddo you know what i mean
i said do you know what i mean
>>222338828aye
>>222338836thanks that's me affirmed
>>222338766Puffins, penguins, pelicans, pidgeons, partridges and passerines.
>>222338850>passerinesnever heard of these
feeling blackpilled on this fine morning
screaming
>>222338899why? doesnt seem very funny
Remember one night telling my black mate to smile when he left the office so I could see him. Not sure why I said that, especially over the company's messaging tool.
almost can't believe that male nurses exist, how does a man reconcile that with his male identity unless he's a flaming faggot?
It's shocking how much the Turks are serial whingers
>>222338899Pretty stupid to hire an agent for that.
>>222338913My brother is a nurse and used to fuck shit loads of women, I'm actually envious of how much better he is with women than I was. Remember one night he was looking after our aunty's house whilst she was on holiday and I popped around to grab something and he had an actual Miss UK entrant in the house with him. How the fuck did he manage that man?
>>222338778there's lots of women there
poofin
would rather be an invisible generalist than a savant specialist who sacrifies other important areas of life just to be visible at something. an invisible, quiet, balanced life is the best.
>>222338899munter
got bitten by a big black fly yesterdayit hurt at the time but went away quickly and there's no marks or anything so i think i'm fine
>>222338914turks might be the most humourless people on the planet
>>222337029Looks like AI unfortunately
>>222337266I want to vomit
nasa just announced the moon will explode in 4 hours
>>222338986
>>222338983It's over
Sir Sneed
Sir tiktok banner
>>222339004I almost replied with my opinion, but I decided not to because it's not my country
nasa just announced they found a gay little alien
>>222339012printing this out and hanging it in the /brit/ hall of fame as the first good yank post
pooped three times this morning
>>222339019rorkeian screed
must be great being a woman, you get to be a hypocrite and get away with it just by saying you're 'subverting patriarchal norms'
reading the exurb1a rape allegations and it's mad how much women love to talk to their abusers even after they've been raped
it's mad how many men are rapists
foids be like i met up with my rapist yesterday
>What's the Worst Sex You've Ever Had? | Keep it 100 | not going to watch this video as i am an inkwell
howl
>>222339082foid life must be mental
i wonder if somewhere in the world there is a burglar who breaks into homes simply to do a poo in their toilet and nothing else. if not then there should be, we could call him the bum bandit
>>222339082This is bait
what if we all got together and went into area 51 they wouldn't be able to stop all of us lol just an idea lol
>>222339096phwoargood post diss
third place wokery
>>222339119
The social media ban is essentially the jewish boomer ruling class trying to herd the masses back into easily controlled methods of speech.They realise they've completely lost control of the narrative online.If it succeeds then it's over basically.
>>222339096The wet or sticky bandit could apply in this situation.
>>222339131oh really wow i never knew that
>>222339131oi stop copying our authoritarian policies
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
