oral fixation edish
football is for peasants
>>222342174He filled another one.
>>222342174does he have carers picking this stuff up for him or is he allowed outside?
is he locked in?
African people don't know how to interact with me, they get all confused about the way I behave. Presumably autism does not exist in Africa
Not having the time of my life at toil today. Just not feeling it.
I've never had a gf or sex
>>222342194
Would wearing this get you in trouble in the UK
>>222342235yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0F7HQZqOKc
>>222342235yes lager is a woman's drink
>>222342218I'm convinced autism is a genetic thing. Germans are super autistic, and Scandis are a bit. When we were just living around our own people, it wasn't an issue. Now we're judged by the world and autists get exposed.
is Final Fantasy lad inshould I get FF16
lida bida boda butt, emerald jade green ball, and chippy dippy dopey dub, and eemmy deemy dong
>>222342235Nobody would know what Rhodesia is outside of this website
>>222342246pert pale bottoms
poooooooooo
>>222342254Get a job instead
why does london cling onto it's historical skyline with regards to accomodating st pauls. just go full globohomo. they should neonify to get people online to go wow so cyberpunk london future city?
Need Emma Watson’s butt cheeks pressed into my face as she rips smelly farts.
had a gigantic wank to a remy la croix rimjob
>>222342279they should do the opposite and tear down all those ugly ass skyscrapers and replace them with stone clad ones like nyc
>>222342267Brits really are as dumb as Americans aren’t they
>>222342253Just wish there were fewer Africans (I literally mean Africans btw, not black people generally but black people with French accents) working in healthcare and social care because they just laugh at me and infantilise me which makes me feel bad. If we were still part of EU we could've gotten the Germans and Scandis in but alas
>>222342267i would because of rhodesian ridgeback dogs
>>222342302Americans are brits.
>>222342278right and what Final Fantasy involves getting a job then? do you know about the series at all, hmm?
i bet japan would never ban social media
>>222342305Same experience, had a few African doctors and they never take my issues seriously. I just don't go anymore.
>>222342316Americans stopped primarily being British a hundred years ago
why is he like this
>>222342279they were going to have that sphere thing that they have in las vegas here in london also but they turned it down. since its already full of glass skyscrapers idk why they objected to it
>>222342329why she staring at me like that?
I am a WAME
I am Fares Metwally Mohammed Metwally Gamel I am full Irish R1b
>>222342332Depends on the region. New England is still pure anglo stock. No surprise there given it's the only civilised part of the new world
>>222342333
i dont know rhodesia. i only worked out that ceylon isnt a place any more and is the old word for sri lanka last month
>>222342332you mean 300 years ago
>>222342331They won't treat white people seriously but will pull out all the stops for darkies. It's blatant racism.
>>222342369Love a bit of Bombay Mix myself. Pity I couldn't find it on the map anymore.
>>222342363Hi Fares
>>222342394Full Irish R1b.
https://youtu.be/iFbwOhV137Q
>>222342369I bet you still say Burma don't you?
Irish equals full Irish R1b.
>>222342333he's been doing it for a long time
What kinda porn should i jerk my clitty to today?
Britain has never produced a man half as based as George Lincoln Rockwell or William Luther Pierce.Frankly, at this point I think this country deserves oblivion. A nation of slaves and tyrants from top to bottom.
>>222342420can imagine those chubby little fingers tugging himself to emma watson ai fart porn
rorke spoiling a program for himself because he can't stop watching edits of the characters he likes
>>222342331You're not a woman mateThe Africans are actually right on this one
>>222342437turnerdiariesmong?
>>222342414so do a lot of burmese people. it may even return to that if the civil war is ever resolved
may or may not have had a wank over her after seeing prisoner of azkaban at the cinema
>>222342385so tired of the argument that we need more immigration before of the NHS
>>222342469err
>>222342460If you have any way of solving Britain's problems without NS you are welcome to try.
>>222342477because*
Most people can't think for themselves. Listen to people talking about the NHS and immigrants and you just know they parroted what they heard. It would take 10 seconds of thinking to realise it's bullshit.
>>222342499this is why the proletariat require a true education in materialist dialectics and scientific socialism to combat both fascist nonsense and liberal propaganda
Do Brits still love the NHS or is it a boomer thing?You'd think with how shit it is people would start to realize
>world cup group stage>no footy until 8PMthis is so fucking un-comfy I just want to spend all day on /sp/ shitposting and having a shared experience and instead we're stuck here waiting all day while in the US they don't even care that there's a cup on
>>222342520Education doesn't do shit. You can teach critical thinking or whatever the fuck you want, people can't apply it. Most scientists are scientifically illiterate. That Lebanese guy wrote about it.
hernia lad herefinally getting an operation for itwish me look
>>222342499Yeah all it takes is to walk into a hospital and see how fucked we'd be without immigrantsCourse rorke never leaves his smeggy childhood bedroom so that won't happen
tf is this trim bruh
>>222342531just wake up at 5pm matei recently woke up, gonna have a few drinks then pass out until the footie is on
>>222342578blud has a pigeon on his head
>>222342531Yeah, we should start hosting these exclusively in Europa, where footie belongs. We could call it them Euros or something. Maybe run it every couple off years in between the other cup.
ah yes the vague post about *someone* being retarded but it's too vague to know if it's the left or the right, and both sides think it's referring to the opposite side
most 'cringe' videos are just ugly people trying to make cute or funny videosnever forget that normies are evil
>Screenshot_20260615_114532_com_google_android_youtube_MainActivity
>>222342612Well stop being so ugly and join in the party
>>222342585scr
>>222342620Yes mate people phonepost get used to it
Have had concerningly stinky piss lately
>>222342612Normies are superior. Never forget that.
>>222342629grim 4chan addict
I think I've gone a bit sideways lads...I see a picture like this and it doesn't even register as hyper, let alone exaggerated anymore.
sometimes when I see a picture of a pretty woman on another board I post it here so my /brit/ friends can enjoy it as wellhttps://i.4cdn.org/sp/1781518707353417.jpg
>>222342649I'm lying in bed because I got tired of sitting on my computer chair, sue me
>>222342656imageboard not linkboard
>>222342665Pack it in
>>222342651cor
>>222342656when you start doing that, let me know
>>222342659might be one of the fattest things I've ever read
>>222342665works on my machine
i dont do anything. no hobby. just scroll on here all day
>Australia's world-leading social media ban for under-16s came into effect in December, to global fanfare.>Kids told us then it took them less than five minutes to outsmart the age checks being relied on to enforce it.scrembing what a waste of time
dicks out for Hard rambo
>>222342702Do something adventurous.
>>222342749*harambe ffs lol
>>222342702at least watch some deadwood
Curiously you don't hear about under-18s using their 'tech savvy' to circumvent restrictions placed upon them applying for credit cards.If banks and credit suppliers can effectively prevent under-18s getting access to their products, what makes you think tech companies can't?
just found out my uncle (who've ice obviously known my entire life) has a huge warhammer figurine collection and had painted them allgenuinely astounding revelation if you knew his personality
Do you like my plushie
they got him
>>222342848no
get the new posted then
>>222342861That’s not the skin color of a jogger
love seeing bunjee rektcompletely optional activity hope you got some good isntagram photos you bellend
>>222342861so he's got hair at leastvery specific image
being a vf myself, i can easily spot other vfs in the street just by how they look
>>222342279I like the London skyline, you've got a mixture of old and new
>>222342896no offense you sound like a joyless resentful waste of space
>>222342934go cave dive
Fucking hell lads. GFberg's bawling her eyes out because she has her first driving lesson in a while and she's shit at it. Been trying to learn for years now. She's 28. Doing lessons in an automatic now so she is. Fucking hate women. Just get on with it, just push the go pedal and steer the wheel.
>I had that thing happen where you have a wank when you slightly need a piss and then your shaft stings for the next hour and you need to piss like 5 times so it passesGenuinely what the fuck causes this, is it jizz still stuck in there? Doesn't make sense to me
>>222342953give her a good shagging, that'll sort her out
>>222342931imagine all that being instantly vaporised by dongfeng icbms
>>222342963who are you quoting?
>>222342953dad is a driving instructor and there are plenty of men like thatalways tells me about runtish little gimps you have "anxiety" and start crying some of them cancel their tests last minute because of mental elves
fer fucks sake already over the limit going to have to walk to asda don't i
can someone pretend that I'm a good friend of theirs who has just walked in the room and you're really pleased to see me?
>>222342953presumably if you yourself drove a car she'd be finding her feet in your car on some industrial estate somewhere rather than burning money. Thus we can conclude that you do not hold a driver's licence.
>>222342983you really do need to get a grip
>>222342983It's midday blud
>>222342861why did he do it
Heading to see my dad in south of France on Wednesday. Glad it's going to be fucking unbearably hot
>>222342972Myself from about two hours ago
>>222343001vile
>>222342963ive had this hundreds of timesthe dry skin +> finishing and then upon pissing a while after you feel that awful sting that burns and at worst, you'd be masturbaiting your shaft hard into the sink just to get one extra drop out of youi figured out that i have to drink A LOT immediately to piss adequately, then quell this burning sensationnot a UTI i dont think, it comes so fast from what i assume dryness and bad water intake and then disappears although i woudst not know
>>222342988cheesed to meet you
>>222342970Wouldn't be great would it. The Chinese could then just send some troops over to the UK and conquer us. We'd all have to sing "Glory to the Chinese Communist Party" every morning.
the relentless mediocrity of this global footballing spectacle is an absolute chore that utterly drains the soul
>>222342963been wondering this for my entire life do you also get that occasional itchiness on your cock and balls that's simultaneously painful and orgasmic when you scratch them over and over again
performing a clean of the incel flatits very incellious right now
>>222342973>dad is a driving instructorYou reckon he ever sniffs the seat after a fit 18+ year old female student has finished her lesson and vacated the car?
japs see seaweed and think yeah i'm going to eat that
there are at least 3 alkies here already oon the steamingtoilyou can't be a vile slug incel neet without being alcoholic as wellotherwise you just a gay little manchild gamer
>>222343037thats why the divorce happened
>>222342988
>>222343027aha yea that'd suuuuuck lol
>>222342998they had it all blocked off
>>222343037lmao oh my days this takes me back to when i was doing my test and watching her vids and would always have a wank when she had a fit woman on haha
>>222342950already been round yer mums today
>>222343058Grim
>>222342990I have a British driving license but can't be arsed to get it switched to an Irish one and buy a car because I live in the city and don't need one (Am poor also lol).
>>222343065that's a zinger not gonna lie you got me, you win this one lad
>>222343058is this what passes for a fond memory for you
>>222343058>womanthey're children you nonce
>>222342990>she'd be finding her feet in your carcorrrrr imagine her stinky feet in a hot sweat car
>>222343041All right if you give it a wash off init?
>>222343065as he just admitteddone him
Just had to change my work password. That'll be me getting it wrong every single time for the next 2 to 3 weeks then.
GOOD morning
>>222343058fairly certain I watched every single video with a female student before I even considered clicking one with a male one. Like I'd be scrolling back years and years to see if there was one I'd missed.
>>222343074Wait, I can't drive in Ireland on a UK license? That's news to me
>>222343085i am such a fucking loser haha need to gain a clue>>222343091you need to be 18 to be on that show you fucking nonce
>>222343097LOL relatable!
>>222343093I assumed they'd been cut off and she was looking under the seats for them so she could, in vain, ask the hospital to reattach them. I assumed this because I think the irishposter is a dismemberer I'd women and when he says gf he actually means innocent teenage girl he's kidnapped with his shillelagh
told my therapist I used to hold my poo in because I enjoyed the feeling and she actually pulled a disgusted look and realised she'd done it and tried to make a concerned listening face to correct herself
ooooof student does a big fart inside car
Remember when we were taught not to give out personal details online?Genuinely hate this timeline so much.
>>222343149Howling, you utter freak
Want into the tunnels me
>>222343149used it hold it in like that when I was a kid as well but I can't imagine in what context you thought it would be useful for your therapist to know that
I'm a black traveler and I've been having a good time in York. Beautiful city, and waiters seem friendly for the most part. Now and then I get stared at, but I’m use to that when I travel. I realized I haven't had many interaction with locals. I was sitting on a bench reading a book when some guys in a car called me the N word and waited for a reaction. I just looked at them with an empty expression and they drove off.I lowkey feel like a fool for spending money here.
what race is this
>>222343164the jews love their bloody tunnels dont theylittle minecraft motherfuckers
Yeah my mum used to beat me as a kid, by the way I like holding in my poo
nth for the holodem
>>222343184Long philtrum isn't a race.
>>222343149You call her out?
seems like women care way more about life and doing shit than men do
don't really understand what "lowkey" adds to a sentence
>>222343177was talking about my panic attacks in public toilets and we were trying to establish if my anal retention was due to that (used to poo myself until I was 17) but I thought mentioning that I enjoyed it would be useful information
>>222343206fucking hate phiggers
>>222343152This bird, Erin, was thick as mince and you could tell Aman hated her guts and her lackadaisical attitude towards the lessons. But at the same time she couldn't stop having her on because all the Erin episodes did iron man numbers when it came to views, for obvious reasons.
>>222343234>AmanThat's a blokes name isn't it?
>>222343228They enjoy social life more. Most of life is social.
grand rising :)
>>222343116You can drive as a visitor/tourist, but if you move to Ireland as I did, you need to switch it over. Probably wouldn't get arrested for it, but you would need to switch it. It's easy enough to do I think though.
>>222343238porke
if i get drunk enoguh today i will get a cameo for rorke>>222343234yeah she honestly seemed special. couldn't answer the basic tell me questions like where do you find the recommended pressure.
>>222343230fucking HOWLING
>>222343229its lowkirkenuinely not that deep
>>222343200korosan must be in her 40s now
ClearView wank on the cards is it?
>>222343254Genuinely insane that all it takes to be successful online is to be a woman You don't even need to be fit Just a woman
poo
>>222343293oh shut the fuck up incel the popular driving instructors on youtube are all male and her videos are actually top qualitywill you ever stop being a virgin freak?
>>222343291I don't wank to them but I haven't watched any of the videos since I passed my test several years ago. Tempted to back and watch a few for old times sake.
I'm an intellectual
>>222343180Wish York was a quarter as peng as Barcelona
>>222343305educated that alt-right jizztrumpet
>>222343305hope she sees this bro
>have computer problem>google around various forums looking for a solution>some twat tells the OP to just google the problempeople who do this should be horse whipped
>>222343341welcome to stack overflow
>>222343238This is more horrifying than the brazil video. Poor man.
>>222343291fuark!!!
>>222343250Damn that's proper bollocks, not like the roads are different is it
>>222343370would happily gobble those caramel toes
>>222343284And she's still got the spring in her step x
>>222343370cringe tryhard
>>222343305>Leaping to the defence of a random woman>immediately accusing the other person of being an incel>use virgin freak just to top it off Me think the incel doth protest too much
>>222343400you mad rorke, she a peng lil curry ting
how do i make the proto gf aware that i long to gaze upon her naked body
mate was wondering why he wasn't losing weight intermittent fasting and I asked him to explain in detail what he'd eaten and figured out his first meal was 1700 calories and his second was 2550 calories
I never chat to locals anywhere I go. Is that a thing people do? How do you randomly start a convo with a local without them thinking you're a weirdo?
.
>>222343370Uggo, no ty
>>222343406she helped me pass my driving test first time you little gimp
>>222343412just be honest and tell her you’re gay
>>222343341have to suppress the urge to punch my monitor across the room whenever i'm forced to used github just give me a fucking DOWNLOAD LINK you fucking bitter autistic virgins FUCK i hate github it makes me want to bite my toes off one by one
>>222343370fit
might make me a chook sanga
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FUCKING SCRAEMIBNG
>Trump’s Iran war has cost UK drivers £4bn in higher fuel prices
>>222343435sent solution in DMs ;)
>>222343425No, that's an American thing
>>222343442SCREAMING
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yz4xelnveoDid you see this? At what point would you realise there's no bungee?
my routine is indistinguishable from a cat’s
>>222343446right well thats an image of a little green penis
>>222343429These brave, promising minds will be protected from the horrors of social media. And for that we at /brit/ say thank you Sir Keir Starmer.
>>222343467Yes it’s literally been posted here a hundred times
>>222343467we've spoken about this multiple times today and multiple times in this very thread you utter, utter slowpoke spacker
>>222343432You're actually seething aren't you Like genuinely annoyed irl over this This is insane I've raised your blood pressure just by insulting this woman
>>222342531i dont know a single person watching the cup if the US isn't playing.and most aren't even watching the US play
reposters are FINISHED
>>222343472feel extremely bad for her :(i am actually sad>>222343482not really you insulted my driving instructor though little gimp
>>222343469go out hunting when the sun sets do you
mad how outgoing and popular i used to be before i hit puberty and became a reclusive vf
>>222343472skinny kid in the back looks like he eats worms
An asmr youtuber showed up in my dream last night but for some reason she was a schizophrenic hunchback that I had to cure by being nice to her.
mental how shit life is for ugly povvos like meyou can't do anything you really wantluck of the draw is all that mattersit's about where you're born really tarqs live stress free lives they just float through life life to them is a game everything is smooth sailing put so much effort in with little rewardonly really just existingno gf no hope no lifeyou ever wonder what it's all about lads?
>>222343474not literally though has it
Labour and authoritarianism go hand in hand
(to the tune of psycho killer by talking heads)*strum strum strum*virgin freakqu'est-ce que c'est
>>222343467sent that foid flying
>>222343474>>222343479Yeah but I didn't read the thread
>>222343500steady on chris hansenwas more talking about all the napping i do
>>222343514more like gay smr
i got a manky eyeim a black scottish CYCLOPS
>>222343467was she fit? if not then i don't care
>>222343501>before i hit pubertylet it go bro
>>222343534Ro ro ro ro ro ro ro ro ro rorke
>Son of Karcher jet wash tycoon 'shot himself dead with an air pistol after struggling to find work'
i am screamingi am literally screaming
>>222342998He's a multimillionaire banker
someone’s gonna repost the ‘pressure’ joke aren’t they
>>222343472>forced to wear retarded prison outfits on top of already being in a prison for children and then also being LITERALLY in prison with brown peoplei cant even
Bored of existence today want to do drugs but I must remain strong
at the doctor the other day and when i went into his office the room smelled faintly of poo. wonder if the dr had been giving someone a prostate exam in there before i went in, or if he'd recently done a poo and hadn't quite wiped thoroughly enough
>>222343569How do you kill your self with an air gun lol
listening to songs
>>222343498>not really you insulted my driving instructor though little gimpLol ok
>>222343569could have been avoided had his rich dad just set him up with a fake job at the firmlike what is the actual point making your son shovel cow pat for min-wage to build character or whatever when you're already a multi-millionaire? Surely setting him up with a trust fund is a better outcome than him shooting himself. These boomers don't get it.
>>222343594Hanged himself with it
>>222343592was he of the south asian persuasion perhaps
>>222343610no problem i'm gonna have a wank now
Holodem rule these endz
>>222343530Why can't leftists just focus on fixing the problems in our own cunt?
How do I cope with being old?just saw a reflection of my face and almost threw up
>>222343616nah white, he actually looks a lot like jacob rees mogg with a beard
we are the bored men
Gonna make a videogame just to give myself something to do that isn't mindless scrolling.
got fuck all in for lunchiesthis is terrible
The triple lock must continue.All must serve the triple lock.Forfeit the future of this country for triple lock.
>>222343669you'll do nothingbe quiet
Wish I was as funny as some of you. Absolute belters in this thread. How are you all virgins with such OP sense of humour?
triple locking the cock cage
>>222343698im scared of women
>>222343704triple locking your dick at 99999999999 mph
>>222343676Rorke passionately agreeing with this
simultaneously looking forward to all the boomers dying off and dreading having to inherit the raped world their weak parasitic lives have left us with
Got the russian tube game on
Wonder what these lads are up to, anything to complain about? No? Focus on Farage and Epstein that's all fine and good
how short do u lot get on side and back when u get a haircut
>>222343509>>222343472kek i know that little jit is funny af
wassup niggaz
worms
>>222343741do i even need to look if they're a wing of the swp?
>>222343745not much shorter than the top, reckon the old hitler youth haircut is played out
>>222343759
Hy hands are looking aidsy
>>222343698/brit/ is funny but this thread is pretty dry
>>222343775Yeah what number dickhead
>>222343782sorry?
always thought of magnesium as a rather chuddy element so i like to call it chudnesium
>>222343698Too scared to talk to people, easy to be funny when you have time to think it over
rorke putting a triple lock on his bike then having it stolen anyways because he left the keys in
>>222343796dunno 3 i think
>>222343800Heat makes em blister and I burst them
>Yeah what number dickhead
I will kill again tonight
getting a gay porn haircut
Rorke onamadoneLeftypol on a mad one
Just get a bowl cut brah just do some bowl cut maintenance brah
watch it chrissy
>>222343838don't mate it's bad karma
>>222343741I like those guys, they pull some funny stunts
crackers be like "i miss apu on the simpsons"
lads there's a new looming so hold on to your zingers!
>>222343864Why do they hate donkeys? I like donkeys
crackers be like "my names bruce cunt"
cheeky smoke of some meth before bedtoili have ADHD so amphetamines relax me you see
>>222343883>>222343883>>222343883
Spaki's here!
>>222343875homosexual .gif file
>>222343875Olly murrs
New>>222343913>>222343913>>222343913
