calling all horsecock zingers
esoteric bradism
The Gay Porn Paradox
>>222344930
>>222344953This is a cool reference to the fact that I exclusively wank to gay porn despite being straight
the emperor of mankind was of course a very powerful psyker
nth for the baddiedem
the restore uk gay porn division
I LOVE the braddiedem
>>222344978Haha, you too?
The main ideologue advocating social media bans is the jew Jonathan Haidt.Jews instinctively hate social media because unlike the old forms of media, they cannot control it and it has no barriers to entry.Reality has an antisemitic bias and pogroms are the voice of the unheard.
>>222344983Heresy!
5'3 and an attitude5'3 and an attitude
>>222344978There's a certain energy that men have which women just can't match. It doesn't matter if they're pretty or they have big tits, they're just boring and lack animus.
it was lowkey kinda heartbreaking when you noticed the teacher who thought you were so well behaved see you acting out of character
love those brutal poo sessions where you can feel your entire large intestine unclogging
i don;'t understand f1 isn't the winner the one with the fastest car surely everyone can drive and the car gives the winning advantage
is it true that if you go to prison you have to pick a fight with the biggest guy in there otherwise all the other inmates will think you're a bitch and rape you?
>>222345074f1 is a dreadful sport
of course it's the flags that think king kier is doing something bad by stopping children being brainwashed by j owned media
>>222344999Oh? Then it's calm bruv.. *psst set Hoshiyomi bluds to keep an eye on this yute*
>>222345088reckon thats all an inside joke and you’d get raped if you actually try it
>>222345088knew a bloke who went to prison and said it was surprisingly chill, just really really really boring
>>222345058Dropped two uniform, thick logs yesterday and the day before.
Well I'm 6 foot 1 and I'm tons of fun
Hello
grown ass man talm bout sum damn hello
nigga said animus
thought i was having a panic attack but i had a poo and now i feel better
was a bloke in the last thread claiming he can get a gram of pure colombian cocaine in the uk for £40?
rorke doing his dissertation on whether or not having pooey gay porn sex counts as being woke or not
rorke letting out sexy little porn moans when he poos
just bought a gram of pure Colombian cocaine fire £40
>>222345184kek
Thoughts on the Under 16 social media ban? What websites even count as social media these days?
she’s so hot
>>222345193that can be an early sign of homosexuality
rorke about to emerge from his coma but slipping back in when he hears the nurse say 'look, he's woke'
>>222345240all of them
>>222345241
rorke sitting in melancholic contemplation for the whole day
>>222345201Yes and I stand by it. Coke has never been cheaper on the darknet. Regular price is about 60 but reliable vendors are always trying to drum up extra business.
>>222345241bet she has a lovely shaved reddish pink twat
peng
get penis erection when I see naked male men
>>222345286>>222345247
>>222345278nah she has a rank red cunt (would nosh on that shit all day)
>>222345240So are they just going to force this into every video game past and present as well? There's functionally no difference. Unbelievable how we let tech illiterate retards and psychos rule over us.
>>222345286that can be an early sign of homosexuality
the giants of saudi arabia take on the titans of uruguay
>>222345295phwoarr
Making AI nudes of people has become a tad addicting to be honest. Reckon it should be illegal.
>>222345315Do one of me then
ai nudes of rorke
mynamejeff
>>222345331Post a selfie x
>KEIR Starmer doesn't have a favourite book. He doesn't have a favourite poem. He hasn't thought about whether he's an extroverted or introverted person. He had, he claims, no childhood fears. And perhaps most curiously, he tells Charlotte Edwardes in The Guardian this weekend that he doesn't have a dreamlife either. Never has. His head hits the pillow after the long day is done, and his mind is just a blank colourless void till dawn.spooky
Sir Gear Snorter
>>222345099Social media isn't jew owned.The old media is.
>his mind is just a blank colourless void till dawn.Guys I'm prime minister material
>>222345365mark zuckerberg is literally a jew
>>222345355Well, what's yours then?
arse master
>>222344983Was pondering the similarities between the emperor of mankind sealing off the warp and Miquella's anti-outer gods power and how it would feature in his age of compassion. To cure his sister, he would need to remove the Rot and he's related to an alpha version flame of Frenzy quest that was dropped early in Elden Ring development
going a whole day with 0 (You)s
Jews are powerful because most Whites are cattle slaves. That's the uncomfortable reality.Jews are physically weak and no smarter than Nordics are on average. They only have a higher verbal intelligence (which Nordics make up with superior spatial intelligence). So the only way their domination makes sense is because too many Whites serve them.
Sir Snake Charmer
reading about misphonia (people who have severe negative reactions to certain sounds). there is a subset of people in this world who have misphonia triggered by british accents. as in they physically cringe and start having autistic meltdowns when they hear a british accent. and it results in them being unable to watch any film with a british actor in or british narrators in documentaries etc. this brings me great pleasure.
>>222345355I don't have a favourite either desu more I have more a set of favourites but I don't really think about which is #1 since it could change depending on my mood
>>222345426Screaming, he's just like me
>>222345387>>222345435but do you dream
they lie and connive to take our power
>>222345376Musk isn't Founders of Youtube, Instagram, and TikTok aren't jews
>>222345432reckon ive got this but for my mum’s voice
I don't sleep, I just dream
>>222345452Yeah, can't remember my last one, usually it revolves around what I'm doing or occupying my mindHad dreams where I'm just on 4chan like normal, once had a dream where I was in bed struggling to sleep, woke up extra tired trying to figure out if it was a dream or real
>>222345464
>>222345473omds the redditors are in
>>222345484>Had dreams where I'm just on 4chan like normalGrim grim grim. You'd be better off pretending you don't dream like Sir Keir at this rate
when this image was released the nation knew that keir starmer was about to be our new glorious leader
>>222345050The first I heard of animus was told by a woman not long for this world, see it as a clue, that all that ends in a man's arse leads only to death
>>222345464>foundersbit dishonest this
Gay Porn Republicanism
>>222345432Me but when I hear American accents
>>222345509Would be accused of being AI today since it's so bizarre
big fan of american accents me
>>222345432Me with women. Just don't like hearing them talk.
>>222345499Why does he live in a caravan while we put up refugees in posh hotels then?
*activates the SexHaver9000*
>>222345432Think I got this for people shouting, might be the 'tism but I REALLY fucking hate it when people talk loudly, and I realise I wrote shouting but to me loud arguing = shouting
haven’t seen spain flag in a whilemaybe he finally got a job
>>222345558kek based
>>222345499ktim
>>222345560it's rigged
Afternoon ladies
when did Hollyoaks have that incel on
rorke wanking to mikasa
>>222345606dunno check your diary aha
>>222345598find it funny and also a bit cringe how internet neek lingo like "Chad" was used on a TV show like this
>>222345614aha good one I've been kippered
>>222345614sc
>>222345614Ohhhhhh sent that freak flying
>>222345432
Punishing them, taking back my power x
>>222345616they should have made a spinoff show just for that character frthis could beat the capeshit US is putting out and dominate global entertaiment
>>222345631bit of a zesty way to say it
Cut my life into pieces, gay porn is my last resort
>>222345660I am rather fruity if you get my meaning
im straight but when i fancy a particularly degenerate wank like scat, piss, fisting, etc. i'll watch gay porn because i dont like seeing women being degraded like that. thats how i know im not gay
ANYONE HAD THE PHILLY CHEESESTACK FROM MACCAS IS IT GOOD
cum inside the guy in your minddon’t you know you might finda better place to spaff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBt9dZ8nFLI
>>222345616whole thing is very funny
The Gay Porn Option
>>222345682#feminist
>>222345464>Founders of YoutubeWho owns YouTube, who owns Instagram, which trillionaire did a humiliation ritual at behest of the zios?
>>222345687was a slightly cheesier but overall not quite as good version of a double quarter pounder with cheese
“gonna start a revolution from my bed” is one of the gayest lyrics ever
they should bring out an irl gimmick where you need to watch 10 hours of gay porn every day or they hunt you down
rape shitting my arse nob
the kipperings will continue
>>222345744most oasis lyrics are a bit naff and don't really make sense even if the songs are alright
>>222345744think it’s a reference to john lennondoes that make it or less gay
>>222345687Yh it's nice
Eric, are you a pooposter?
life is cruel but beautiful also
>>222345807mostly cruel
new song:i get blacked down, but i get fucked againyou're never gonna shag my arse
Not me a 6'0 white guy bareback fucking my 5'1 asian girlfriend absolutely RUINING our future son's chances of being tall. Goodness no, couldn't be me.
>>222345833fits with the irish theme yea
>>222345822but its worth living because of the beauty
>>222345833*slow claps you out of the thread*
there's a fungus among us
>>222345842yeah it isn't you.
>>222345849*claps your arse*
le beauty
John Oliver seething over Rupert Lowe saying he wants to preserve culture and ban cousin marriages for some reasonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZL_TctrNco
i'm a plump little man
the fungal one
oroite chaps, I am off to "le pub" hehehehe
>>222345874why would the US care about this
any runtman in
>>222345874this video isn’t available in the ukyou are not really in the uk are you, cody
>>222345874>Video unavailable>The uploader has not made this video available in your countryBut I don't know why the government should decide who gets married anyway. It's a personal matter.
right well my Russia Hearts of Iron IV game is FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED
immigration makes britain great
>>222345879*voiceover*little did he know he was off to the evil gay sex pub
>>222345898gp
>>222345900gp
*barks at you*
>>222345874Could this fag get out of my fucking country please?
>>222345890I use a VPN as any Brit with common sense should be doing now lest you want to give your ID to Euan Blair
China seems quite nice
Might move to China.
once went on a date with some lass and we had a nice time but then she said she was pursuing someone else so for some reason i decided to wander around the area she lived every now and then in hopes of a chance meeting where we'd go out again. Don't know what i was thinking there
>>222345914he’s a citizen and he votes in your elections :)
why do those unfunny people from here get offered to host late night tv in the usa
>>222345894It becomes a wider issue when the inbreds need a lifetime of care which the government (or rather you) will be paying for
>>222345922Nothing to hide and I want them to know personally that I think they're a bunch of fucking dickheads
Everyone responsible for the Boriswave belongs in a gas chamber
Was at the pub with mate a while ago and his mate was also there and he kept referring to guys as chads. This is just a normally presenting dude that got divorce raped and obviously harbours some resentment. It was weird because yeah I know what you mean, but I don't say shit like that in real life. Bit like when another mate said someone was based and nobody else knew what it meant so I just kept quiet and drank my beer.
>>222345951brits are cheaper probably
>>222345895Are you the lad who struggled to win as Germany? What is it this time?
Sorry guys but the truth is not everyone is capable of being an independent thinker like myself. Most people just want their baseline met and then it doesn’t really matter
Is insufferable cunt a visa category? I'd like to move to the UK and start a talk show.
>>222345967wish i had mates to go to the pub
hes here
>>222345952Should two healthy people who have a gene that makes their offspring likely to have a defect be prevented from getting married? Does marriage even imply starting a family? I know plenty of married couples of didn't. Neither is marriage a prerequisite for getting pregnant. This is all a slippery slop to eugenics and the rich deciding who gets to breed. Just fuck off with the lot of it.
>>222345975can't provide screenshot but it's on historical and the Axis have launched their invasion along with Finland and I have a lot of troops but barely any planes so my troops are getting bombed to bits
>>222345997yeah doesn’t that post make it sound like fun
Come fly with me Let's flyLet's fly away
>>222345951it's like the comedy equivalent of going to play football in saudi arabia or the usa
You know what's scary? When you see the story of that wee 12 year old girl from Dundee who had to defend herself and her little sister from a Bulgarian nonce with an axe and you see hundreds and hundreds of people complaining that she wasn't given jailtime for carrying a weapon, even after the actual courts found she was telling the truth about the Bulgarian sexually harassing and assaulting her and her sister. Makes you realise that the vast majority of the left are actual nonces. Like, would stand and cheer for a child rapist raping a child just because that child is white and poor. Just evil to their absolute core. And they're everywhere.
>>222345967i cringe my nut off when i hear people use words i use onlineoverheard a couple of zoomers talking about 'goyslop' and it just doesnt sound rightthese words are supposed to live on screens and never be spoken
xx
Lib Dems Winning Here
haven't sleptso fuckin tired and it's not even 3pm
>>222346034x
>>222346031you’re just an uncinternet is real life now
>>222345886Alri.. >>222345910.. Speed
>>222346030ok
>>222345931would not admit to this personally but ok
the fungus is active
>>222345992Sorry we only send those to the US
>>222345300Lad, you realise PSN and Xbox Live have already implemented checks for age verification because of the OSA? The answer is yes. Absolutely EVERYTHING in your life will be monitored and checked and you'll have to give over your biometric data to enjoy any luxury at all. That's the goal.
>>222346011Wish they hadn't ruined eugenics for everyone. People should actually be trying to breed better humans. Smart, attractive, decent people should have children. Unfortunately it's the others that are breeding because it's disincentived for the middle class to have kids and spackers on care be they white or brown biomass get more gibs for every retard baby they shit out.
>>222346030Truth is consensus to normies and it flows from power
>>222346034suarez glorified jesus 4 or 5 times
>>222346019:(
>>222345967i say chads in front of everyone even female friends, i say incel but only infront of close peopl like "i'm an incel" i'd never say based cos i think it's cringe but i know plenty of people who dobut then i've also talked about looksmaxing mogging and so on for 15+ years lol altho ofc these people are now like "noo i never heard you say that" well except one mate who said i'm clavicular (but ugly) lol
>>222346049im 24that is a young age
Social media for under 16's, send it to the moon!
>>222345931sort of did that once but we didnt know each other yet and i was delaying myself getting on the train until she showed up for the train too. anyway one day she started talking to me and we ended up in a long-term relationship. turned out she'd been trying to bump into me for a while too haha so it all worked out in the end.
>>222345966leftypol claiming this somehow aligns with his pro-worker beliefs
shoving a pencil down my willy and pretending im using a ramrod and reloading a musket
>>222346031Yeah exactly, remember when we didn't reveal our power levels? Now the kids are competing about who's more retarded and online instead of being ashamed of it as they rightly should. It's the fuckin mudkips gnarwhal bacon shit has become actual popular culture.
keanu reeves is 61 years old
>>222346114at school someone did this in art as a dare and ended up going to hospital
>>222346069Well that doesn't sound very good does it
>>222346127just a kid
>>222346091Oh yeah? *makes note to never ever under any circumstances speak to you again*
>>222346106FOOOOOOOOONT
>>222346154hah but how will you konw it's me
>>222346143did he go to the hospital because of his willy or was he a doctor or something
>>222346169cause you can't spell for shit
Irrespective of politics I never liked John Oliver. He was always extremely reddit.
>>222346162ah yes, the well known normie move of following the timetable of women you dont know
>>222346169deegs
im proud to be a male nurse
>>222346229is it true female nurses cheat all the time
Freddie Mercury.Mo Farah.Dua Lipa.George Michael.Sir Trevor McDonald.Michael Omari.Sir Magdi Yacoub.Rita Ora.Ncuti Gatwa.Charli XCX.Pink Pantheress.Bukayo Saka.Immigration makes Britain brilliant.If you go back far enough, we're all immigrants!
>>222346192Think first I saw him was in community and I was like oh yeah he's quite good at playing a neurotic annoying English jew. But then it turned out that he is just like that and wasn't acting at all.
>>222346012Air is broken.You either have to give your infantry 3 support battalions of anti-air or build enough planes to contest.I usually put around 100 factories on planes II by mid 40 to obliterate the axis, the AI doesn't know how to handle it.
imagine you finally get a gf and shes a nurseoh hell nawwww-wwwwuwww
feel sad. how do you deal with demoralisation from the state of our country. nothing to be happy about
rorke looks at this and thinks "nah, no way in hell i'd fuck that sheboon"
>>222346243Most of them integrated. Some of them literally Anglicised their names. The Boriswavers did not.
>>222346266what planes do you make and what builds?
>*Hits you with the halachic stare*
>>222346236im an unemployed male nurse so dunno
I've got men's mental health
>>222346243>Rita OraWho gives the remotest shit about this slag
>>222346282Rorke used to think that...before the great Changing.
>>222346290sir jeremy usbourne
>>222346282you'd change your mind once she takes off her wig and you smell that cocoa butter scent mixed with hair that hasn't been washed in weeks while being trapped under a wig with very limited breathability drenched in sweat over and over and over for weeks.
>>222346327…um
anybody got one of those robotic lawnmowers. are they good. do they get stuck a lot?
>>222346271I went out with a nurse for a while but unfortunately she wasn't very fit but all of her friends were and it couldn't work out. Imagine being at a party surrounded by fit nurses and you're stuck with the boring homely one, that although Welsh and ginger, has rubbish tits.
WHERE ARE YOU ALL
>>222346370yeah
>>222345432>it brings me pleasure that people with a medical condition are suffering because of things they have no control overmore likely you just got offended for some reason and came up with the easiest cope
my life is so uneventful that i genuinely cant work out if I actually saw those two lads walking down the street inhaling from a balloon or if that just happened in a dream i had or something. brain has blended and melded my memories with false ones and i dont know what my real life is anymore.
>>222346327thats not a wig mate their hair just grows like that
>>222346373*starts shagging your arse*
cure mystique
>yeahscr
>>222346370Put mine out to do the front lawn and it took itself to the park and started mowing there. Couldn't convince it to come home, said it was happier there.
>>222346371hellish
>>222346389that's 100% a wig. you'd know if you'd ever been round a black woman. 99% of them are wearing a wig or a weave 99% of the time. they'll tell you this openly. it isn't a secret.
All right I get the immigration issue and all that but why does anyone think Tories 2.0 is going to change anything? They love cheap workers. The only thing they reformed is the branding
*googles where Cabo Verde is*
>>222346383you think that you have it with dogs dont youscream
>>222346284Assuming you have BBA planes 2 with 3xheavy MG, engine 3, self sealing fuel tank, extra fuel and one armor plate. This should give you a weight of 25. Don't forget to train your air wings before the start of the war. Green air wings have terrible modifiers. These planes trade very well, the axis usually runs out of fighters in 2-3 months.
>>222346390stop doing that
cape green
we need a proper party for people who are willing to fly the union jack sing the national anthem
make poo peng again
>>222346416Yeah split the vote and let Labour in, scrap the ILR reforms and allow the Boriswavers to get citizenshipGreat stuff
>>222346282Correct.>>222346327This.
Do politician boomers not know how easy it is to get a vpn
>>222346428*also starts doing it*
>>222346421donebass
>>222346414been around loads of black women and i dont think thats the casethink you just read about weaves online and youve extrapolated that knowledge into complete nonsense
>>222346444Andy Burnham has better policies than Nigel
>>222346444You're replying to a volunteer, he doesn't actually post here he just pops in a few times a day with shit memes and photos to try and convince people the party are anything other than a nothingburger.
>>222346444Literally the exact same argument Tories were using against Reform in 2024 and look how that turned out. Why should anyone settle for 'same party; different colour' when there are better options?
>>222346452you're responding to the fungus
mr rorke using the world cup to explain tree node traversalms leftypol using the world cup to groom children into homosexuality
>>222346452no you havent. if you think weave and wig use isn't absolutely ubiquitous among black women then you simply havent ever spoken to any. again, this isnt a secret. they'll happily talk to you about it. text a black woman right now and ask her (you can't because you dont actually know any)
nigel garage
>>222346465Maybe he has a life
fungus
>>222346470Ian using the World Cup to watch football
blackblackhe's black
>>222346507love that guy
To be fair Farage has nobody but himself to blame for Restore splitting the vote
just so we're not talking passed each other, weaves and extensions are different things.
keir status: done
>>222345240I'm sympathetic because I it will save some lives. This ban has come from the pain of aggrieved parents who've lost their dear children. But harming our youth and disconnecting them from world and particularly yank culture is too fucked. Our cultural relevance is the greatest in Europe. Why harm one of our last remaining strengths?... Well it's to save mental kids lives. But someone will argue saying it's their parents responsibilities to regulate their child's online time, I agree with that. But shit pls save the groomed and BDP kids
what i do with the world cup is have it on one monitor but never look at it and instead read the sticky on /sp/
>>222346491You think someone with a life is trying to convince people to vote for restore on 4chan? Come on mate use your brain a little bit
rorke using sublime and macos
rorke getting mrsa at the dentists
going to sleep now because I am very tired but I will probably wake up at midnight!!!!!!
leftypol sublimating into a gas
Thinking thoughts. Making inferences. Coming to conclusions.
>>222346444>scrap the ILR reformsKeir is bringing them in in autumn and Burnham said he'd go ahead with them in the event he got inIt literally doesn't matter who runs the labour party between Keir and northern Keir
NAH NEEE NEE WOHOHEY A SHIGGY DIGGY DAN DAR NONONO
rorke trying his best
>>222346524It doesn't seem like Nigel actually believes in reducing immigration. If they're not going to do that, what's the fucking point in Reform? Their economic policy is more 80s Thatcherite dogshit to take even more away from working class people.
the fungus has gone back to being upset about black women wearing wigswonder if he'll post the african wig shop image
>>222346540they’ll probably just watch youtube on dad’s smart tv.
>>222345240sounds good in principle but you immediately run into the problem nobody talks about which is enforcing it. the only robust way of ensuring no child is on social media is by making everyone (adults included) verify themselves through AI facial recognition like for porn sitesthis is completely unacceptable
>>222346540Saving the kids is also SOTEpilled
andy burnham will create a british owned belt and road initiative by hammering iron with his bare fists until china is humiliated by our soft power and diplomacy
i've got a gay porn arse
If a social media ban stops the kids talking like African Americans I'm all for it
>>222346583Burnham is popular, hence why he's even a candidate, and he also promised to bring in PR which will effectively prevent any chance of a Reform government taking powerThey'll end up like the AfD in Germany where no matter how much support they get they'll be permanently locked out of government by a cordon sanitaireEven the Tories teamed up with the fucking Greens just to keep Reform out of a local council
>>222346609That's their end goal. Same as for the porn ban.
hanged like a horse
>>222346609Leftist wankers are all about what sounds good in principle because they're virtue signalling twats without any genuine convictions or thought or sentience.
>>222346627You should do gay porn then, there's a lot of money in that
>>222346629Don't care, voting restore
>>222346629>Even the Tories teamed up with the fucking Greens just to keep Reform out of a local councilOh my days...
>>222346609well it’s meant to be for socialization between real people in the first place. no more political grooming “meme pages” lol
>>222346656i dont want to do the gay porn
every world cup you see Japan cleaning the stadium up and everyone cumming in their pants at how sugoi they are. it's all a performance
mad how I didnt mind scanning my face to use chinese crypto stuff 6 or 7 years ago but I wouldnt do it for keir
>>222346667DO THE GAY PORNDO IT NOW
the ban looks good on paper and it will win some votes. it is a political move for votes. it is unenforceable. the endalso i would welcome the internet without children on it, nothing worse than arguing with someone and it turns out its a fucking child with no brain
>>222346683*flies away at 5 mph*
my life a gay porn
so i guess the lads who attacked sir keir starmer with fire were actually russian agents and not rent boys like rorke claimed...what a surprise!
>>222346668cope their country is a x100 cleaner than ours
>>222346712scream
>>222346712yeah I'd like to ommmm this nigga
sir rodney
>>222346629>and he also promised to bring in PRThat's weird, I'm sure Nigel has spent the past 4 elections complaining about FPTP and how we need a proportional systemWhat could possibly have made him change his mind
got a dogshit zinger locked and loaded
>>222346704>it is unenforceablenot really. you'll just have to scan your face to continue using facebook, twitter, etcand of course the cattle will see no problem with this so it will stay in place for the forseeable future
>>222346743Rodney's a pillock
>>222346780>>222346780>>222346780
>>222346763dont say that about sir keir rodney
>>222346710Come BACK you fucking shit
>>222346759they will continue to do what everyone without down syndrome has already done for porn, which is download a vpn
