Clavicular edition
got a big dick me
>>222354849hi
Sir New Poster
>>222354825He should have just stopped he was already attractive, unhealthy mind which causes him to engage in drug use and undergo surgeries
New>>>/wsg/6171088>>>/wsg/6171088>>>/wsg/6171088>>>/wsg/6171088
I can’t work up the courage to email a company and ask them about their pricing I wish they would just put it on their website. I fucking hate when they do that because even then they still want to get loads of details from you asking bare questions just make your price available publicly FFS!
you'll be okay honey
>>222354874It's for the content. He's addicted to the drama
>>222354825he made himself look 14. he lost his masculine handsome nose from mental illness
>>222354865thought this was that rose bird for a second(polished up a bit of course)
>>222354879that means you cant afford it
might rub my willy until it feels funny tonight
it is mad though how much the raccoon girl mindraped /brit/
>>222354825Most astroturfed internet celebrity OAT
sir black nigger
>>222354825why's he done that then
Honestly curious how bad the smell would be if I cooked a poo in the oven
Just filtered all Canadians and Australians because of the NSFW uploads. I should have filtered them a long time ago.
>>222354879how can u not work up the courage to do that fuck sake you hopeless wormi'm trying to get courage up to email a phd supervsior and tell my neighbour to fuck off
gay porn
>England's World Cup stars are duped into signing America's Declaration of Independence by prankstersthey've been done. even though 90% wont even know what that is.
sir peter thiel rentboy
>>222354915he can just get another nosejob that's his whole thing
>>222354931not really just heathernonce and that one swedish guy
>>222354941might try this when I move out soon
alri lads
>>222354805if you remember when the vid was made you can add before:year to your search eg gay porn before:2016
netanyahu sends his regards
>>222354950No need to be nasty
>>222354971The gay porn flat, as it were
>>222354971alri
The under-16s social media ban will inevitably foster a generation of incurious morons. Revolutionary politics and autodidacticism will become a strange quirk of a minority born between the late-90s and mid-10s. It has to be opposed at all costs.
>>222354976based yahu
>>222354965sir not getting his deposit back
>>222354971alri lad currently located at 37 bum avenue
Sir Delboy Trotter
that's the noncehunters out of business then
fucking SEX!
>>222354993im buying
>>222354825heard this lad was funded by peter thiel
shagging a mans arse
>>222354965when you POOve out haha
>>222354988yeah cus instagram makes people really curious you daft cunt
>>222354957don't really understand the prank here
>>222355022thought you meant you were going to do it in your current place before you leave
>>222354977sorry i hate myself and i'm a massive failure so to make myself feel better i tried to put you down
>>222355039That's because you're old and uncool
>>222355006wonder if there's ever been an episode where a noncehunter has hunted one of their own noncehunter mates
eating a gay porn cheeseburger
>>222354988its good because they'll be exposed to less weird shit and there will be less weirdos
>>222354974>>222354974holy fuck, how come i never knew of this, this changes everything.
peter thiel please fund meplease fund me peter thiel
>>222355062Scream
>>222354789what's wrong x
>>222355062scr
>>222355062lmfaoooo
brexit, whatever happened there
has anyone ever eaten so much pussy they gained weight?
football is a proddy game now. catholic countries are finished
>>222355062poo brad
>>222355062me dodging out of the way
>>222355062fucking stupid old cunt
First they came for smoking indoors, I did not speak up because I did not smoke. Then they came for white dogshit. I did not speak up because I didn’t have a dog. Then they came for the beer duty, I did not speak up because I preferred wine. Then they came for the trannies, I did not speak up because I’m not a tranny.
>>222355062would have been a good webm if the old cunt also got knocked over
>>222355044no in the new one once I get to it, with the rents now they wouldn't appreciate it >>222355036ho hoooooo!
>>222355086im fine
don't know if social media ban for under 16s is good or not and i dont really care but what i do know is the resources being put into such a plan would be far better spent elsewhere
>>222355062thats what they get for doing exercice.
Oh my days what a shot
>>222355062the old lady operating that would be allowed on the internet but a 16 year old wont in starmers britain
*enters brit via my portal*
>>222355103probably happened to many chinamen over the years
>>222355137what about are nhs
>>222355121then they came for the coomers and i did not speak up because i could use /gif/ then they came for the under 16s and i did not speak up becaue i was not a nonce
>>222355133aren't you worried it will stink out your new place for ages and you won't be able to escapewhat if you bring a girl back she won't want to shag you in a flat that stinks of baked poo!
i have an opinion on the social media ban
>>222355062An allegory for modern Britain.
>>222355135
>>222355163Couldn’t be arsed finishing it and desu I just wanted to make everyone aware that they banned white dogshit
>>222355177True. Just look at the triple lock. And boomers being NIMBYs.
>>222355150her being like 4 foot 10 and thinking she'd ever make a convincing man just compounds how insane troons really are
3 pack of sex arse on offer at B&M
>>222355183
>>222355153wahey
anyone remember beto the mexican
i dont have friends or a gf
>>222355150Just a normal bloke
I don't mean this in a jokey way at all, I mean it with absolute sincerity: the ariana poster makes my skin crawl. Get the same feeling in my stomach when I see HIS posts as when I see a pic of a wolf spider
>>222355229goycattle
>>222355229grim>>222355234what about us
>>222355257cattle eh
Eat alone in your bedroom tonight. Get the HP sauce. Have a cold pepsi max at 4 am in your untidy kitchen. Go somewhere you usually do. Ignore someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the Big Mac. Eat a chicken nugget. Have a coke zero. Have two. Isolate yourself from a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but avoid eye contact with them anyways. Eat quickly. Use the self service. Fantasise about having friends. Check in on /Brit/. Hate your life.
>>222355256he used to post his cock you knowteeny tiny little thimble of a thing
>>222355229OHH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEE
alvin and the shitmunks
>>222355256true and sameexcept the wolf spiders I don't mind those
Off to the blacked rooms anyone want 'owt?
>>222355229saving for future *enters brit* posting
Would you like a shag with that Happy Meal?
anyone here know anything or are you just a bunch of clueless mongs?
Hopefully everyone here has played Fable
Post-Punk bands are either leftypols or rorkes with no in between
i like "chilli cheese bite"
>>222355308slags in cars, is it
>>222355310I know that the population of Canada is about 36 million or something close to that
>>222355302cornetto
>>222355308go on then*opens the app*
>lower voting age>ban social media to stop teenagers receiving alternative views so they can be fed liberalism from birth till graveabsolute insane dystopiaWould love China to nuke Britain
>>222355312seen the gameplay for the new onelooks ok just a bit bent tbqhcombat is too flamboyant as well
My penis is too big for women in my country.Would uk women be a better fit?
>>222355297got the gay little arachnophobia thing haven't I?it's silly but it is what it is
>>222355323tesco has them
>>222355310I've learnt to sit back and observe as not everything needs a reaction
Hmm yes 'alternative views' such as 'Russian propaganda' and 'Chinese propaganda'.
>>222355339Yeah would be great if we all died wouldn't it, what a fantastic idea, giving up our lives for the glory of ChinaYou fucking mong
>>222355331it's 40 million now thank to jeet immigration.
>>222355344British women have no issue taking my 5.75 inch BWC so you should be fine lad
snorting raisins up my cock
*scurries through the thread*
>Hmm yes 'alternative views' such as 'Russian propaganda' and 'Chinese propaganda'.
black gloves on yeah im looking hardcore
Would this outfit be cute for the Eternal Sunshine tour?
>>222355422bizarre lie
>>222355365Don't forget Zionists
get the data harvested
Hi anon, what are you doing?
tummy police
>>222355423Would love to lift up your skirt and lick your bumhole until you spurt cum? X
Honestly have never been as happy in my life as when I got Fable for my 9th birthday. Hadn't heard of it but dadberg thought I'd like it and I couldn't believe such games even existed. Loved it so much.Seeing this new Fable just makes me sad, more sad than how shite Fable 3 was.
>>222355423this a man with a cock then is it
>>222355449
>>222355310>clueless mongsthats me desu
eternal slavery under the jews tour
just had a big gulp of diet dr
Okay lads so I've been fat all my life and I'm losing weight and starting to realise there has been a handsome lad underneath the fat all this time and I don't know how to feel about that.
>>222355497get your cock out for us
>>222355469thats not a tummy nigga that is a gut
the ease with which most people have just bowed to the new restrictions is depressing
>>222355511sorry mate you're delusional xx
>>222355530we heil starmer nigga
>>222355535maybe maybe
>>222355530Most people are lemmings and slaves.Revolutions are made by organised minorities.
my brother goes nuts when I call himZogbot
>>222355530There's fuck all you can do
>>222355511hello cutie
>>222355461Did you kill your sister for the sword of aeons? I did, the promise of a legendary sword was too tempting for little me
(8) looking good and feeling fine (8)
lemming soup for tea
>>222354825Have you ever thought about what happens after you kill yourself?
>>222355555sorry had a bad day and i'm ugly and a failure so i'm taking it out on other people :(
>>222355530the English are a slave race
>>222355571Yeah but I literally cried afterwards lol
fungus
dont want to work tomorrow
>>222355511you was always handsome luv xjust shows a bit better now x
>>222355613So don't x
theres a fungus amongus
my life a gay porn gangbang
>>222355589no worries xx
>>222355609mould
Would genuinely love to see arianahomosexual’s arseBet it’s smooth, plump and begging to be fucked
>>222355622genuinely blushed reading this haha x
>>222355633hes a fat sweaty hairy freak i guarantee it
>>222355597screambrilliant game desu, would love to play it for the first time again
>>222355623ok :)
>>222355530lads, think I might be going loopykeep seeing the word witchcraft when I glance at this post and don't know why
>>222355668how many white kids do you have
>>2223556888493843
>>222355660Get a grip nigga
>>222355613Would do anything to get a job
>>222355530i thought these restrictions were imposed a few years ago, why are you all talking about it now?
>>222355671Weet ik
>>2223556881488
Honestly think Spengler was right and that western civ has just reached the end of its life cycle
>>222355660he's fat and short yeahdunno about hairy and sweaty but I would imagine he is sweaty on account of the fat
it's mad how you can pass any regulation as long as you use 'protecting the children' as some part of your rationalisation oh a part from fighting the paki rape gangs
>>222355700why don't you
hate working but love money
>>222355671unironically
>>222355745ktim. one day i will have 0 job and 1 money
once got in to an argument during a job interview
New Mexico
>>222355764did you win
rorke accusing the interviewer of being anti-white
>>222355764no you didnt
filling chinese women with spermule so they can give birth to half white kidscombining the strength of the white stallion with the innate martial arts ability of chinese people, we can create an army to drive back the browns
>>222355780>>222355782scr
>>222355745money is evil,,,,
>>222355780>>222355782which one was me
rorke calling the interviewer a raped marxist before storming off
Mental how heatherfungus now thinks he’s a nazi despite spending over a year making posts about a fictional sex club for black men where they rape white teenagers all dayAll the while he’s unemployed, never had sex and posts on 4chan all day.White race in fucking shambles.
so the kids get bannedand 4chan wont bow downso that gets news attentionso the kids come to 4chan?hang on, this might be bad news for the /brit/ general and the wider chon
>>222355802sorry this just produces guaranteed incels mate
>>222355744Tried my hardest and no where would hire me fucking humiliating putting in all the effort just to get treated like a piece of shit time and time again I’m not trying to get a CEO job im trying to get minimum wage shitty jobs and no where wants me
>>222355837
kinda funny that all these internet regulations for under 16 wouldnt have affected me because im such a retard i only discovered jacking off when i was 16.
>>222355837s
rorke getting a soyjak up on his phone and showing it to the interviewer and saying 'this is you'
>>222355839it's good news. we need a recruitment drive. there's only 20 people here
>>222355850KTIM
>>222355871Paedo
>>222355837he on the wotanic mould
>>222355867sc
So the argument was because the interviewer said 'take this seriously please' out of the blue during the interview and I replied 'I am' and he just made a skeptical 'hmmm' noise.So I just said that I don't appreciated being treated like that and he just looked at me like I farted.Kind of decided to lean in to being offended and had a bit of an incel meltdown and had to be escorted out.Haven't had a job or interview since.This story is completely fictional
absolutely love those little cheeky fish you get filled with soy sauce when you get it in the supermarket
is snapchat affected/? that seems to be the main one for kids
Dear England is a play about England football manager Gareth Southgate, the pressures of elite sport, and the role of the national men's football team in the national psyche. The play explores how Southgate helped to change notions of masculinity on the England team.
why'd you say vagina then
>>222355913had one today
>>2223558302>6>1>5>3>7>8>4
leftypol losing all of his snapstreaks once the ban takes hold
>>222355905completely *NOT fictional omfdz
>>222355923Take this seriously please
>>222355922looks like a gay porn
>>222355922cant watch to not watch that
>>222355925a supermarket?
Interviewer asked 'How do you see your life in five years time?''Like a gay porn sir' I replied
>>222355941scream it does
Toil has recently introduced drug testing even in the office. How long before they find out most are on them because it's the only way to cope as we work 10 hours a day all week..
yes yes the ban will force teens to use websites that dont respect OFCOMs wishes and they will use that to justify further bannings boring yawn the death of freedom has been planned for decades
What would have happened if covid had killed everyone over 60? I imagine total chaos for a few years but then things get better than they are now.
once called my interviewer a English cunt and nutted himStill got the job
>>222355972just wear the mask, rorke
she's fine
>>222355987bet you nutted to him
leftypol making an apology vid on youtube for all the times he played as the nazis on cod waw online
like a gay pornlike a g-gay porn
67
Fuck me in giroud is the most boring cunt alive
Thought i was on a really good win streak with the lidl scratchcards but it turns out that they’re all winners so yeah basically turns out I’m a feckless little wasteman
>>222356017screaming
>>222355987plot twist is that it was a gay porn interview and you nutted ON him
>>222356030screaming in your face
love the gay porn posting resurgence in /brit/
>>222356017LOL
Sir TV License
>>222356079Sir bloke
69
>>222356063read this post and then imagined an action film called Gay Porn: Resurgence and laughed to myself
might have a mini melty
I dont understand how this online safety thing is enforced.When i was a kid my family shared a family computer, whats stopping lets say the dad from logging into his adult account and letting the kids surf the free internet?
just poked my lips out under the door and did a nigger scream into the hallway
rorke going on a gay porn casting couch but the interviewer is a black man
Sir Gay Porn
>>222356085
>>222355613Lazy dosser cunt
gay porn: the revengance now on amazon prime
Gay Porn: Origins
gregg wallace is 'the shaft' in 'gay porn: unchained' rated R for rum bastard
just coomed to Natalie Mars taking a big dildo machine again ffs
just because im english doesnt mean i cant be a swedish nationalist
>>222356163s
rorke mate
wonder what it's like to have a gfhonestly being in my late 30s and never having been on a date or had a gf or had sex i'm not sure i could emotionally even handle it if i somehow got one now
>>222356079would rim
>>222356167Mad how that's actually a big fat bald bloke you're wanking to
>>222356185screaming at that wee gay porn run he does back into his car
>>222356163squeaking like a little gay fella at a cock auction
>>222356167wish her willy wasnt so munted
Thoughts on Irish Zionism?https://youtu.be/cJER6WtOkjk?si=CFxRvYdObSrleBml
>>222356212if it weren't so munted he might not have become a tranny thoughbeit
>>222356030what do you win
Make poo peng again
im scum
>>222355850so start applying for the ceo jobs
>natalie marsscreaming how can you wank to this
>>222356189i gave up and just waiting to die
might treat myself to a poo
>>222356281trannies are mentally ill
>>222356285squeal
poo jar coma
>>222356281would be better as a bloke
>>222356289yeah i kinda do then i leave the house or whatever and i get so bitter i can't hold iti would never hurt anyone but myself but honestly must have lost years and years off my life from seething (probably for th ebest considering how it's going).
Listening to Magazine - Real Life
>>222356285do you have the original pic of that brad
>>222356189i think im gonna end up like you, sometimes i forget having relationship is something people do.
>>222356336
I'm only a 31 year old boy, still got my whole life to look forward to :)
>>222356328um
SHOTBY BOTH SIIIIIIDES
>>222356189sucks most of the time. having a gf is a responsibility, not a benefit
i saw the tesco "nigga" he comes out like 2x a year
I know.
>>222356351lol
>>222356392Y-you do?
tesco "niggas" in the house tonighteverytoby just have a good time
obama hussein bin laden
facts
why are belgium and spain so slow and boring
everybody hates saddam
>>222356415
my dad once said Osama Bin Liner and made himself laugh so hard he threw up
Toby has been missing in action for ages now
i saw the tesco "nigga" he was a slav
>>222356438papists
>>222356281could quite easily
>>222356436trans people might be the unfunniest people on the web, everytime the punchline is just "im a trans queen, acknowledge me"
white people: all poc look the same!meanwhile white people
>>222356440
infantino's daughters
leftypol mate
>>222356491AW NO RUBES BABEZ x
>>222356491when the cafe runs out of pistachio butter
Why the fuck is KSI a Britain's Got Talent judge now
>>222356491ruby bones
>>222356458explain france then. no no your theory has collapsedthe only factor left is monarchy
>>222356458as opposed to solo scriptura or kgb ran churches?
>>222356494cor
boning ruby
attention seeking cry for help
where's the gay porning new
>>222356511libtards think black people are inherently talented and exuberant and rythmical
>>222356534
diego is 46 btw
real sick of looking after myself. might give up
New>>222356576>>222356576>>222356576
must be so tiring being a touring musician like aaron grande
After Marina’s Cuntissimo I’m living for another pop girl’s cunty but elegant European summer music
>>222356546>exuberantwestern blacks usually are to be honest
