RHCP edition
Sir Gay Porn
>>186153648
rorke
sup
my neck hurtsmy new bed in my newly rented 1 bedroom flat is uncomfortable... i'm going to die....
Oh my days an equaliser
LOLOL lukaku
>>222356576he fucked cher when he was 12no wonder he turned out to be such a freaklemasemalemame put it in youu!
mamma mia imma getting-a hung upsid-a down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubXMoV5frVQbeep
Latest vid.. Reported for salmonella , right but not by you Gary, in fact a case in 2024…which when you click on it , says in tiny writing, the facts, 7 people taken ill and Comments saying thanks for all that you do! He’s put in comments, he’s lucky and thinks they’ve sorted the issues out. Didn’t watch it past that, only watching to see what they will come up with, sink to next.. you would click on the video thinking he’s reported them but no.and if he says he’s trying to help them cos he thinks they’ve sorted it, well that headline isn’t going to help them is it.someone has suggested he could review hospital food after it.
we shouldn't have to toil
holy shit Boli Bolingoli's cousin just scored
it's polar pear's turn on the xbox, rorke.
red hot cummy porners
That thing they said doesn’t happen just happened again
>>222356640https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuFm2MVryWs
this world cup is so riggedthey're doing all the feel good moments "unc still got it" type ish
>>222356634i thought he just saw her in her underwear or something
This hydration break brought to you by Powerade™
>>222356660Bit homophobic of them to make their fellow homosexuals look bad
Sir barely literate Gary Eats commenter
>>222356660need him skinned alive
Just wanted to an amazing Chanel Camryn video lads ahhaah
Just took a quick look at Greens channel, latest, just one big advert . Didn’t watch cos it was one big advert.. looked at his comments. Pinned to choose “this” for a healthier alternative….. some saying in the comments they just stick with WATER.. one saying they are going to try it, although it’s expensive .. one is pointing out they read the “ingredients “ and it sounds like a chemistry laboratory…Editing to say the header is Worst restaurant!!! and shocked by their response to my complaint… (whilst holding a Beaker advertising some miracle fluid..)
Sir Calamity Lammy
Sir Airway Obstruction
>>222356681how do i get this job
Is this a kebab I see before me?
>>222356673really sneed to see her bottom
>>222356708quite possibly the saddest thing i've seen in weeks
Sir Forced Meme
Sir It's Funny
Sir Sir Gimmick
my life a forced gay porn
sir meme forcer
>>222356724willy shaky would have loved a kebab tbf
why isn't teddy sheringham playing?
Why do childless incels always have the strongest opinions about children and women?
indians going for a swim but then drowning and dying
if you don’t have a job you’re worthless piece of shit that’s how everyone sees and treats you doesn’t matter how hard you’ve been trying they don’t care
just did a gay porn scream out the window
mad how some people are born just to be raped and diestill probably a greater range of experience than me
IT'S UP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSHMUgqQ5aI
Sir Romelu Lukaku
>>222356760
tried chic-fil-a for the first time after hearing all the ranting and raving about how fresh the chicken is and how much better it is etcthe chicken burger is no better than the one youd get out of the burger van at a football match and the waffle fries are dogshit like all waffle fries. the diet lemonade is alright and that concludes another episode of rorke eats
got 3 numbers on set for life
>>222356724this would be the binley mega chippy of elizabethan britain
Why do sex havers always have the strongest opinions about incels?
need a tiny gf who can make my modest willard look large in her hands
Anybody watched Scary movie 6? Im gen z so i didnt go because it apparently was too offensive for me.
gay porn screaming into my pillow
>>222356805um
Why do incels always have the strongest opinions about sex havers?
>>222356760PENG
>>222356790you have those over there?
anime
Sir Flag Shagger
If the boner police are here I DEMAND a lawyer
Freddie Mercury.Mo Farah.Dua Lipa.George Michael.Sir Trevor McDonald.Michael Omari.Sir Magdi Yacoub.Rita Ora.Ncuti Gatwa.Charli XCX.Pink Pantheress.Bukayo Saka.Immigration makes Britain brilliant.If you go back far enough, we're all immigrants!
gay porn screeching out my arse
Sir Getting The Pints In (me)
possibly the first sober night in 3 years. just have to hold out til the offies shut at 11pm then im locked in. very worried about not getting to sleep
sir aff tae bed
rorkette https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg7-RPLB5LU
>>222356838Nta but I expect if it's England it's fucking shit and overpriced. I had it in Florida and it absolutely deserved the hype. Hating the gays was merely an added bonus.
>>222356864>If you go back far enough, we're all immigrants!True but Rorke seethes when you tell him this
I'm seething aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
sir gay porn
>>222356780needs a better wig. that shit looks like a walmart wig
loooooooove gooning to random fat 3/10s on TikTok wearing mildly revealing clothes
>>222356875if you're anything like me you'll run out at 10:50 and grab a quick drinkthen go down the 24 hour shop and drink until 3am
>>222356885that is what i was thinking but didnt want to say itthe ones in canada are just alright but down in the states it was very good and cheap
>>222356864well then take away the modern transport and make them travel the way we got here
>>222356838yeah it came recently. and we have wendys and wingstop and taco bell and raising canes and soon to have carl jrs and chuckecheese. goyslop capital of europe.
Tried to play Skyrim again recently and I'm genuinely ashamed I've put thousands of hours into this utter UTTER shite
arranging my pillows so that i can lay my head on one and cuddle the other
Do wonder about the mental fortitude of the people that copy and paste the same shit posts across multiple brit threads. Just can't see the benefit in it but I suppose if you're too retarded to actually come up with a shitpost or shitzinger then it's an easy way to farm some attention. Must feel empty though. Yeah I'm talking to (you) >>222356864
>>222356901i do this
>>222356876nini :) x
you can be a raging alcoholic every single day for like 20 years and your body will forgive you for it probs wouldn’t go much longer though
>>222356914they are all just mediocre desu
>>222356792reading reviews of this place left by bints
>>222356875also doing my first sobertoil in a long whilewish i could just have a beer or two with the footy but i simply cannot stop there and will be on a full steaming toil if i have any
under 16s ban feels like one of the policy changes that moves us closer to children of men scenario life becomes harder to kids, people have fewer day to day interactions with children. slowly they determine why would have them myself
>>222356938your dad was very lucky
peter would never
>>22235693837 here, stopped recently so i should be okay then (been boozing since starting uni)
remember when we called the woke sjws
>>222356961>>222356763
>>222356917and yet at the same time there's nothing else quite like it
>>222356914It's not really the same because they can't pump as much salt and sugar into it due to our cucklaws. Just a pale imitation of the original. Taco bell in the UK is a fucking joke, so expensive and so much worse. I remember spending like ten dollars at one in US while shitface drunk and having far too much food to eat. Here that'd be like one meal deal. Pointless you're better of getting a kebab. Same with popeyes, it's worse here than your average forrin chicken shop.
>Hate Indians with all of my heart>Want to have hot, sweaty, unprotected sex with a thicc poojeeta The eternal struggle
>>222356968o/
I heard you like magicI've got a wand and a rabbitSo baby, let's get freaky, get kinkyLet's make this bed get squeaky
>>222356864trvke
>>222356968Heil Peteler lol
my dad was an alcoholic for 30 years and then quit but died 6 months later of a cancer he was too constantly drunk to notice
>>222356999yea we eat the good stuff in usa
>>222356994feels like telling one section of society they shouldn't have an opinion on another section of society without direct experience of it is the death of democracy especially when you your best to divide different sections of society
the best thing about chickfila is usually it is white high schoolers working there because they give college scholarships if you work for a certain amount of time. very pleasant service compared to any other fast food place which will be staffed by mouthy blacks or mexicans that don't speak english.
right well that's me sent into the stratosphere
why do beautiful trans folks make rorke so apoplectic?
>>222357060she's repressing
>>222356681
>>222356961If you've got a kid, what the hell is he supposed to do?We all rightfully critizice millenial parents that sling an ipad to their toddler and forget he exists, but back then kids could watch cable tv where it was mostly appropiate content, nowadays we dont have that anymore do we.
>>222357052Childless incel
she's my air oh plane
>>222357063spamming /flooding detected
>>222357043>>222357055it is just too salty tthough
Bookmark these easy new year goals tips everyone will ask you about using simple ideas you can actually pull off and create a look that feels <3
>>222357077not an argumentconcession accepted
>>222357091silence leafreal slopgods are talking
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1781556138180753.mp4
once made my dad a cup of tea with a bit too much milk in and I said sorry about the milk dadhe said its okay as long as its warm and wet my ladand I tried to make a joke but then ended up blurting out 'like a woman's pussy haha'and he visibly cringed and just said 'umm yeah lad' and tried to force a chuckle
ᶠʳᵉᵈᵈᶦᵉ ᴹᵉʳᶜᵘʳʸ.ᴹᵒ ᶠᵃʳᵃʰ.ᴰᵘᵃ ᴸᶦᵖᵃ.ᴳᵉᵒʳᵍᵉ ᴹᶦᶜʰᵃᵉˡ.ˢᶦʳ ᵀʳᵉᵛᵒʳ ᴹᶜᴰᵒnᵃˡᵈ.ᴹᶦᶜʰᵃᵉˡ ᴼᵐᵃʳᶦ.ˢᶦʳ ᴹᵃᵍᵈᶦ ʸᵃᶜᵒᵘᵇ.ᴿᶦᵗᵃ ᴼʳᵃ.ᴺᶜᵘᵗᶦ ᴳᵃᵗʷᵃ.ᶜʰᵃʳˡᶦ ˣᶜˣ.ᴾᶦnᵏ ᴾᵃnᵗʰᵉʳᵉˢˢ.ᴮᵘᵏᵃʸᵒ ˢᵃᵏᵃ.ᴵᵐᵐᶦᵍʳᵃᵗᶦᵒn ᵐᵃᵏᵉˢ ᴮʳᶦᵗᵃᶦn ᵇʳᶦˡˡᶦᵃnᵗ.ᴵᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵒ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᶠᵃʳ ᵉnᵒᵘᵍʰ, ʷᵉ'ʳᵉ ᵃˡˡ ᶦᵐᵐᶦᵍʳᵃnᵗˢᵎ
>>222357055Remember trying to order a burrito at qdoba (or whatever that unpronounceable nonsense name is) at Atlanta airport and a massive fat black girl was talking and I literally could not understand a single word she was saying. Was like she was talking chinese to me. My mate from Chicago had to translate for me and acted like I was being rude or wrong and not her for butchering the English language
literally just realised that brexit means "British exit"thought it was just a random German word for the longest time
IM TURNING INTO ROOOOOOOOOORKE
>>222357134
>>222357124sorry
dont feel like im a man most of the timedont feel like anything reallythats not gender identity its just a lack of identity
>>222357140bizarre lie
>>222357131ever shag him up the arse?
>>222357091im a big fan of st hubert. always the first thing i eat when i'm over there
I am a tired, worn out jestermaxxer
>>222357171No but I had a wet dream about doing that once. Very confusing and I have to assume it's something to do with not respecting him. Fucked me up for weeks after
these ties are blue balling me
>>222357137youre just disabled
Huw Edwards being a nonce was like Wales 9/11
hey apple
(8) talk to me in your own made up language (8)
only letting those with kids have opinions on them is the exact thing that leads to gay guys adopting babies to rape them
>>222357222look at this
>>222357230Bizarre schizo logic
Posting from my iPad air (M4) and having an amazing time lads
>>222357208this isn't mevile little scroteprobably a scouser
>>222356576this guy was doing an interview with the BBC and they asked about the 14 year old. he immediately hung up the phone. kek
he's just a gay boyfrom a gay family
>>222357230Good logic I'd say
Sir Ice-cream Eater
>>222357246did the moustache used to be a way to signal you were gay or something?
>>222357239god i want to munch on her peng little portobello
>>222357246>My type? Well, it's myself
>>222357206You still live with your parents, btw
miss you by oliver tree is a bangerdidn't even know it was by him
>>222357300kek
>>222357301Quite the assumption
gaylileo (gaylileo)
would you make love to your doppelganger?
>>222356763It's a kind of vicarious living through other people. If you don't have children or relationships yourself, you seek to live through other people's children. And through other women. Man seeks to control most that which he cannot have
>>222357264It is me actually, I dream about shagging my dad and I'm not ashamed to say it. This poster is an imposter.
>>222357301lol what if he started rimming her medieval pooter
the 'ad
>>222357302mental how know one knew who he was and then he just blew up out of nowhere
>>222357334you mean an ugly hairy bald man that sort of looks like me?
if you don't have a kid you have never seen one in your life
wish i lived in 19th century america so bad wish i could make candies and sweets in old north carolina and have black slave ladies in my shop
>another drawmore like world slurp
I had never heard of oliver tree until yesterday
>>222357360Only kids you have are on your hard drive
>>222357356I'd only heard of him from "all that" like 10 years ago
>>222357346ah yes LUC人ξGGE
>>222357374i’d be doing the same thing (texas stuff)
I need to die
>>222357389bizzare lie
>>222357404AI slop
>>222357374I think from the founding of the nation until perhaps when Theodore Roosevelt left office is peak America
>>222357356scr
>>222357300everybody does looksmatching
Let's be honest it is a bit weird to care so much about something that you don't yourself engage in and doesnt involve you. Imagine someone who talked constantly about bicycling regulations and bike lanes and improving the cycling infrastructure in this country, but didn't cycle. You'd think he was fucking mental.
>>222357296it still is. gay blokes often take on masculine signifiers. sometimes you can take a bunch of soldiers and a bunch of gay blokes and you wouldn't be able to tell the different.
>>222357445No need to single me out specifically you big bully
>>222357445What if the change in biking regulations or such impacted me when driving my car?
>>222357429no it isnt
>>222357445no i would think we need better bike infrastructure so that he could cycle
>>222357374i'd be a whaler in nantucketletting lonely sailors who have been at sea for months lube up their cocks with blubber then blast out my bussy
camon kick the bloody ball
Count Dankula's commentary channel is genuinely so lazy. He just reads the article and the pulls a face and does his fake laugh where he looks down and to the right
https://voca.ro/164pYSjwoxRpYour dad posts on /Britfeel/ and your mum posts on Brit/Pol/
>>222357467Unrelated but I hope you crash you pathetic little cager
GAMERSAMERS
(8) 3-6-9, damn she fine hopin' she can sock it to me one more time (8)
>>222357488and you're a great honking bloke of a fella with a smelly cock and balls
iran's first game on US soil tonight.
>>222357499dead hobby
>watching ITV news>two gays raped and murdered their 1 year old adopted sonwhy are they allowed to adopt?
(8) and your great, great, great, great ,great ,great grandad he posts on /britfeel/ too (8)
Argentina used to be 85% whitereal Argentinians will never be brown, no matter how much it hurts the subhumans on this shitty brown website
>>222357521IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR CHUD
>>222357499/v/ isn't a gaming system
autism
>>222357525enjoy this webm greatly i do
>>222357521what’s wrong with gay raping a baby to death
>>222357521They were from Bl*ckpool which tells you everything you need to know.
>>222357486Oh my gosh a talentless grifter who did one funny thing ten years ago isn't making good content. Who could have predicted this?
Just got through 30 minutes of EastEnders, an hour of Emmerdale and an hour of CorrieBeing English is a privilege
sucking a woman's big brown willy
POST LOVELY WOMEN
>>222357600would slap your bottom raw were we to ever meet
>>222357603are you my nan in the 90s
some cunt on /sp/ posted thisapparently it's a reality show on Channel 4 called "Virgin island" (the male is presumably the virgin)Channel 4 are broadcasting MILF propaganda and the government is doing nothing to stop it
SHITTING SOUP OUT ME ARSE
>>222357616
dyk that some roman cultic rituals involving omophagia, mostly with rabbits sad
>>222357625Tell me where you live NOW I want to bring my bottom to you
just drove for 40 minutes to buy a robot lawnmower off some bloke and when i got there he couldnt fucking remember the pin for it and locked himself out. i of course as a low t cuckboy said no worries mate these things happen and drove away. 10 minutes later he texts me and says he got the pin so i drove back and he gave me a fiver off
>>222357616Adorable tonight
>>222357639gaffmogs me
Prigozhin, what ever happened there?
>>222357653Result t.bh
>>222357637this one is tame compared to other scenes ive seen from that show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhSYIBEysf4
>>222357630God bless your nan she sounds lovelySoap operas should be required viewing by law.
>>222357664went a bit mad didn’t he
I break my fast 5 hours after waking minimum and nothing has been better for disciplining myselfWas difficult for about 3 months and now I've been doing it for 5 years and have never felt better x
we at /brit/ congratulate egypt!
might do a sex soon
>>222357695a modern napoleon
the gyaldem
>>222357664online orthodox bros be like "he's based. fighting in the name of god!"
>>222357687I used to own two vhs stand ups of this guy
>>222357637It is a genius idea for reality garbage that very barely disguises itself as educational. Definitely from a ",what if we..." session by the producers, where they came up with the idea of getting virgins and almost having them shag people and then figured out the wrapper afterwards, much like naked attraction.
Egyptians should write in hieroglyphics again instead of generic Arabic rubbish
>>222357711i for one wish an african team wins the world cup.
>>222357721inside the fanny or the bum
>>222357727>guyUM!!
>>222357652meet me at malvern park in solihull xx
>>222357721in a just country i think the government would round up all 50k who liked this and put them in prison forever
might become a quaker and move back to Pennsylvania
i'm a virgei'm an incelwhat the hell am i doing here
>>222357742France won in 2018
>>222357721>mtf tranny sexually assaults a womanyeah no surprise there
>>222357747guy is gender neutral
>>222357746one and the same, babe
>>222357737coptic, at least
>>222357737I think the Mongolians are going ahead with retvrning to their original Mongol script which goes from top to bottom instead of the Cyrillic they use
>>222357664I don't get why he was marching towards Moscow and it seemed like he seriously had a chance of overthrowing Putin but then he just suddenly stopped and gave up
>>222357752Ok bye-
>>222357773Is that the cheddar man?
>>222357748Oh no I'm not going somewhere that shit I'm in the south east with the white people
>>222357747its mad how he used to do this skit where he was being abused for cross dressing and would get really made at men calling him a woman
>>222357737Imagine doing dictation though:>Big bird, weird looking eye, ankh symbol, guy doing the Egyptian dance.
>>222357755seeing ann lee made me want to be a shaker. i think its the right sex negative path for incels
im m2m trans
77th brigade
sorry for party rocking
being recommended "ariana grande & the conversation we’re not allowed to have" on youtube for no discernible reason
thug quaker
>>222357799thats not how dictation works
>>222357773so fucking ridiculously peng
>>222357785All posh whites in my area
might post a stupid autistic phrase a few times just so I can see some other idiot post it
>>222357803First time hearing of it, worth a watch? Maybe I'll save it for when I see mumberg next
getting myself a CSCS card so I can start working on construction projects
>>222357823Were you there?
Aw did the Japanese people pick up the rubbish in the stadium did they? Aw that's just great #respect
>>222357839yh
Our alphabet is indirectly related to Egyptian hieroglyphs
rorke getting that dictation if you can pick up what I'm putting down
>>222357839what do you mean
licky licky
in bed, you?
>>222357780the russian in him started the coup but then the western backing made him hesitate because the west is run by a bunch of losers and cowards
The name's Principal Vagina (no relation)
>>222357854Me to my wife every night
>>222357847oh shut the fuck up already
Should i buy this humble bundle thing? its 10 bucks for 12 games, i cant run like 3 of them because my pc is a piece of rubbish, but im quite intrigued by the other 9.
>>222357835why would you do thatconstruction is shit
What's the most erotic temperature to cook turkey at?
>>222357780Probably had some leverage over him. Maybe they got hold of his family or something.
Atol protected
got my gay card, now I can do gay stuff
>>222357856...yh
um
>>222357880what games
Might venture in to the hat & bonnet industry
>>222357895raw
>>222357908gp
was in a local park on a summer night night once and walked through the forested area and saw a bloke sucking another blokes dickjust stood there staring like a mong and then the one who was sucking turned and smiled at me but I ran off
>>222357761>i dont belong here
i'm sitting in my room with a needle in my hand
>>222357892can't find any other jobs anywhere
>>222357913Alri thailad
>>222357908mumberg once asked me why some adverts say 'asshole protected' at the end lol
Which will you be toiling at? >Grist mills and flouring mills>Tallow candles and whale candles>Wagon production>Ceramic industry>Glass industry>Cast iron and Bar iron>Cotton industry>Wool industry>Furniture industry>Paper and printing industry
>>222357880perfect arse
Eins zwei drei I need something salty
So, like, I woke up right fucking Brahms. Whatever I'd been doing to myself last night, I did with the intent to maim. Stumble to the head, contemplate gravity for a minute and finally decide to sit down to take or leave the longest piss of my adult life... Reality's gone all Peter on me. I need cold dihydrogen monoxide inside and out, so I start the tub while I go get myself a pitcher of water. Fire up the chunes. and soak in the frigid waters of the North Atlantic for a half hour.I fear the coming hangover. So I hop on Michael, my hair still sopping wet, and make my way to the grocers and liquory as fast as my dying limbs will take me, praying to a god that I have clearly offended that Robert Peel himself isn't standing outside the liquor store, ready to write me up for operating a two wheeled vehicle while under the influence of intoxicants.Starches, caffeine, fats, heavy cream, proteins, greens, spicy fucking pickled beans! And the key to any good hangover: the means to make a good michelada with a pickled egg and a gorda tequila sitting plumply waiting in the sidecar.Go to leave the ethanol apothecary, and some wannabe crust punk flat out tells me I'm buying him a pack of coolers.>The fuck I am.The childe attempts to turn the air blue with his limited vocabulary.>Let me stop you there. Sure big words don't make big feelings, but you've come to this war of the words illiterate and unarmed. You look like fucking shit. They won't card you. Go in there and unfuck yourself, you indolent twat gumbo."And that's how I got a black eye to match my black liver. Sure hope that kid figured out how to get alcohol poisoning and hyperglycemia.
Why do so many trannies have such hideously ghoulish facesNigga looks straight out of the scream
bum is out
>>222357946I had the same idea but couldn't hack it. they work 45 hours a week minimum and it's either boring or tough work
aint reading allat nigga
>>222357773you just know she is filthy, defo has licked a fellas bum core
>>222357975on account of their huge male skulls
>>222357914https://www.humblebundle.com/games/12-for-10
>>222357977cor x
new soon, I'm excited
right I have no money and no education and I'm 5'6 and I'm 33 and still live in my smelly childhood bedroom. any suggestions?
not a single letter
>>222357926sounds horrifying
Belly hanging over the sink
>>222357975the feminine attire emphasis masculine features through the contrastit's why you don't notice how broad even the average bloke's shoulders are until they put a dress on
>>222358004become an irl streamer
>>222358004rape your own arse
>>222358004
>>222358004ktwm 3 years ago, but I'm a bit taller
>>222358037>>222358031>>222358030right I'm gonna come clean I actually do have about £7,000 from my old job
(8) macaroni in a pot that's some wet a-word p-word (8)
why did scobie wank the willy
>>222358062
Why do you all say rape al the time
>lelgium>asspain
>>222357994isn't $10 like a weeks worth of wages down there though?i think most of those can be found for free somewhere (archive.org etc)
>>222358004i have money and education and my own house and im still utterly miserable. focus on getting friends or a job so you can socialise with people first i suppose or if your liver works i would take up drinking every night. i loved my drinking days you can put up with so much shit knowing that you can get fucked up at the end of the day
>>222358083>>222358083>>222358083
>>222358055alri literal millionaire
>>222358055get it all in notes bunch it up and rape your own arse with it
>>222358086
>>222358004>I'm 5'6its over
>>222357965What is it? Reads like Jeff Noon
