Manchester edition
keep hearing people raving about manchester is it actually at that
First for pornSpecifically gay porn
>>222359412when are they going to make womanchester
cottager's cove
yabujin
right wing politics is for economically illiterate sheltered mongsreally think they're going to treat you any better when they deport the people you don't like?lol
>>222359424Only went to Canal Street
mad how manchester is was so well run by big andy b
>>222359401You work your entire life and for what? So you can sit there and cry about how you wish you were a woman on 4chan? So you can live in a hoarder home with your mum? Get a fucking grip and start using some of your money to improve your fucking shit life
>>222359424looked like a right shithole in the latest geonazi mission
>>222359412i can see my smelly flat from here
>get a job bozo!>btw jobs pay fucking nothing>btw you're working 8 hours a day and commuting for an extra one>btw we're going to need you to keep your phone on in case we need you while you're outside work>btw it'll never be enough money to own your own home>btw we're bringing in millions of immigrants every year to suppress your wages even further and make it even more impossible to buy a houseI think I'll stick to the dole mate. want me to work? make it worth it.
Ah, yes, the many famously economically successful left-wing countries such as....um...hang on...
really needing to sleep but can't
get rorke on the gay porn
i will be the gay porn archivist in the leftist commune when the revolution comes
>>222359452the rest is bog standard I take it?
>>222359452https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqEyXViAvUs
i have to work so parasites like you and many others can have an easier lifeyou are nothing but a bottom feeder
>>222359468learn a trade mate nobody's going to ask you to come and lay some bricks at 3 in the morning are they
>>222359469Every successful European country is a Social Democracy
>>222359462>>222359468If being a NEET is so great you probably wouldn't have to spend so much time on here justifying it to yourself would you really? Like people who are rich or have a lot of sex don't feel the need to go on internet image boards and constantly justify their lifestyle. Do they?
>and many others
>>222359497tiramisu, anyone?
going to have a wank
>>222359497how does that even happen
>>222359491you work so that BAME's can live here rent freeyou shouldn't give a shit if a white person lives comfortablyin fact, you should spend your own money and improve your lifenotice that you don't say this about the green one though because he won't tell you how it iswhich is that you are a feckless fucking moron
>>222359497mihai would have loved this
>>222359498>break your back so that by the time you're allowed to retire, you can't do shitno thanks mate>>222359502being a NEET is shite. but it's better than working. your own words would also apply to you trying to justify getting a job btw.
>>222359497Sorry lads, I laid a big one and it wouldn't flush
>>222359521I wouldn't say that because I'm far far more feckless
>>222359497???
Oh my days just get it in the goal
>>222359539difference being that you're early 20'sthey're in their 30's now and spend all their time whining about how shit their life is despite ample opportunity to sort it out
you are worse than BAMEs at least they bring me my burrito
>>222359535Nobody comes on here and justifies that being a wage slave is great, though people complain about it constantly, you're the only one who seems to feel the need to justify it. I think this says more about your own insecurity than anything else. By the way, I don't work full-time, I work part-time so you can leave that one out.
>>222359497What the absolute fuck
>>222359502>people who are rich or have a lot of sex don't feel the need to go on internet image boards and constantly justify their lifestyle. Do they?actually we do
going to have to stop playing my lovely video games to go to sleep because I have to get up early to...wait, no, I'm on the dole so I don't have to hahalovely stuff
>>22235955239.50 Turkish lira is only 64 penceI'll take him
>>222359506wers finking curry pot
got hiccups
right well that's flutterquiche in tearshope. your. fuckign . happy....
neet is fighting wagieimagine i posted a screencap of that bit in The Matrix
>>222359551I'd bring you a burrito happily if you were less hostile toward me for literally no reason. When you would complain in the past I would at least try to offer you advice (which you would never take)>>222359565I don't like it when they randomly choose to harass me despite me ignoring them for the most part
>>222359535most older lads I know from the toil site are preparing to retire in their early 40s or have moved on to less physical positions. I think you're just a little bit lazy. What do you even do all day? post on /brit/ and wank? sounds fulfilling.
tobii eye tracking
>>222359580BOO!!
raping fluttershy's arsehole
>toil>fulfilling CHEQUE ON ONE CEASER SALAD NO ANCHOVIES ONE STEAK MEDIUM RARE NO SALAD
>>222359595I usually go out and spend time with my friends who are also NEETs or I'll swing into town and meet up with some of them on their lunches and then I'll go for a lovely walk, bring my camera and snap some photos, climb a big hill, go swimming, that sort of thing. And if I stay inside I just do some programming and watch some shit on youtube. It's pretty comfy.
Don't say you wouldn't
codys of the world unite
RORKE STOP FUCKING ABOUT THERE'S A CHEQUE ONHOW LONG UNTIL MY QUICHE
>>222359642looks like your fella that saw the litter and turned round to the camera and let a single tear roll free
i have the great honour of being one of the few people who have posted a pony on /brit/ without it getting deleted
anyway, now that cunt is dealt with...
>>222359630doesn't sound too bad tbf, each to their own. I love what I do and have always had full pockets thanks to it, but the money is a total bonus.
>>222359642If I didn't know who she was I would think you just posted a picture of a tranny
>>222359630Bizarre made up story.
IT'S 86 CANT YOU READ THE FUCKING BOARD NO STICKY TOFFEE, USELESS FUCKING SERVER
>>222359642Disgoostin isn't it
YEAH CAN I GET A FULL FAT TO GO. WIT. EASY ON THE TOMAYTOES. OH AND YOU GOT PARMESZHAN? YEAH GIMME SOME OF THAT TOO
>>222359447why do you keep posting this literal child
just done a proper smelly curry and beer poopic got those interested
>>222359669>going for walks and spending time with loved ones? WHAT AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING FANTASYah yes, the life of a toilsman
>>222359687
>>222359687*for those interested
not taking "advice" from a dosser who's never had to work for anything in his life and takes everything for grantedbye
>>222359688It was more the sort of bizarre fantasy of you meeting up with some sort of NEET social club in the city centre, which gave it away, to be honest. It's sort of what some socially isolated freak's idea of normal socialisation would actually be. I am genuinely laughing, my arse off that you type that out and thought it would be believable to anybody
Oh my fucking days the Saudis have done it
Yookay more like zoogay
>>222359714make sure to thank your boss every time he does a lovely big poo on your chin
that’s uruguay raped
ALLAHU ACKBAR
>>222359715>NEET social clubwhere'd you pull that from?>in the city centrehow is meeting people in town an actual fantasy for you? how fucking empty is your life? lmao
>>222359714I accept your concessionYou got fucking bodied
>>222359468>we're bringing in millions of immigrants every year to suppress your wagesThat's not how this works..all the othwr parts are true though
having friends you can meet up with whenever you want is an impossible to believe fantasy for wages omdz
rasheed doing an islamic jig on a street in london
sorry just had a browse at the conversations here and i hav to say, you lot are very very boring.
>>222359751the lad's accidentally proving why working is for chumps and he doesnt even realise it looool
next time you think about complaining that the mattress in your flat isnt comfy enough consider that some people work their arses off for years and still cant afford half of what you were given for free
>>222359491And? Why does it bother you?
Tbf when I don't have toil I spend most of my time sleeping. I very rarely do anything productive with the extra time afforded to me by working part-time
genuinely starting an atmospheric black metal band where we sing in anglo saxon with my mates from uni I've made contact with againwill post some tracks here if you're interestedwill be ready in a few weeks I think
>>222359775I will and I will fucking relish in itEverything that's bad about your life is deserved because you do NOTHING to change it
>>222359412new york? no. it's MANCHESTER
bipolar melty again is it
>>222359642would rather shag roo
>>222359783you'll get mocked by some here but good on you lad
>>222359783can't you just sing in english so it's not a silly larp
>>222359803post-11pm /brit/ innit. freakazoid central
>>222359803Hardly a melty I'm just letting you know that you're nothing
>>222359783i am interested what instrument do you play
>>222359652lol
>>222359412ngl it's kinda kino they kept those old red brick buildings there. looks exceptionally clean too.
>>222359735>I usually go out and spend time with my friends who are also NEETs Absolutely screaming that you thought this sounded remotely believable, like you have some sort of social club where all the unwashed, obese freaks all meet up and play cards or dominos, like some sort of old Italian men. This is your idea of what normal socialisation sounds like. It's so fucking pathetic. Can't even see how absurd it sounds to a normal person that you thought this was even remotely believable.Actual real people socialise by going to the pub after work or to the cinema, or to the footy, or something
>>222359814the word larp is only used by soulless golem
keir starmer? more like keir stalin haha
listening to death in june
>>222359497clean it up janny!
>>222359847>>>/int/cum
do you love america
i work full time and wish i could be neet and just enjoy a life of pointless self indulgence
>>222359748it is how it works. more supply of workers drives down wages
>>222359823I'm the drummer (and backing singer for the choral moments)
>>222359436Who cares, at least it'll be England again.
>>222359844i am a soulless golem
>>222359834mate please tell me you didn't read that and picture a wee NEET group chat where everyone meets up all at once. please tell me you're not that completely socially retarded lmao>I have friends I spend time with>OH SO YOU AND FORTY OTHER PEOPLE ALL MEET UP FOR LUNCH IS IT? ALL YOU SHOWING UP TO PLAY FOOTY IN A 20 A SIDE GAME IS IT? ALL OF YOU HEADING DOWN THE PUB AND BEING THE ONLY CUNTS IN THE PLACE CUZ THERE'S FUCKING FORTY OF YOU IS IT? lmao absolute spacker
>>222359861yea
dont have friends because im evil
>>222359748retard
>>222359887been here in cyberpunk
>>222359861sex with pretty yankee queens
>>222359847genuinely screamed at this
>>222359748retarded fucking liberal shithead with a thick skull ruining this country, fuck you mate
>>222359887been here irl was quite large
>>222359878You write about socialising like an alien would write about it.*gay nasally that voice*>What is something that humans do? They enjoy meeting up with one another and doing hobbies like rock climbing and imbibing intoxicants
>>222359861No I dislike America these days to be honest
>>222359914greek schizo has never set foot on these isles
something very funny about telling someone starting a black metal band not to larp
>>222359501Every successful European country built their success when they were white.
>>222359652s
>going out with friends and having lunch or going drinking or doing hobbies together is totally alien to this absolute freakazoidi am SCREAMING
>>222359468>want me to work? make it worth it.sorry bruv can't do thatwe only got shame and threatening to cut your bennies (we will never actually cut the bennies btw just pretend we're gonna do it)
Not sure what's wrong with me to be honest team. Just feel a bit off
looking at images of france and seeing how much nicer it is compared to here makes me want to blow my head off
>>222359945probably the cock and balls :/
>>222359925Praytell
>>222359919very desperate postyou aren't coming back from how throughly you've been done herejust skulk back in to being anon and wait for another battle to emerge x
>>222359945Could it be the 25 thousand steps you've been doing daily you reckon
>>222359642I'll do it for 1 million pounds if there's a condom involved, no less. Otherwise, not a fucking chance.
at the point where i cant be fucked to argue about abything. kind of envy the guys who still have the energy to argue for hours on the chon
>>222359962I haven't been doing them daily only when I have work.
things that are LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE:>talking to friends>going into town with friends>drinking with friends>doing hobbies with friends>going for walksanything else i'm missing lads?
>>222359919Done that rock climbing gimp
just stop replying to it
>>222359725NOT SO FUNNY NOW IS IT? You liberal virtue signalling wankers
£16.14 in my bank accountjust not right is it
>>222359974ktim
was about to play pro clubs with the boys but then i remembered it's LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE and something only an alien could conjure up
>>222359783sounds like pure kino, would love to do a project like this
my happiest moments were drinking in the park with my mates after school
>>222359983us giving a shit about your gay little online argument
https://x.com/quentinscobie/status/2066653909867778227
>>222359991I'm rorke tho
d-don't look behind you, anon
atb
>>222360019thank you ghostie
>>222359983Give it a rest mate. You've obviously outed yourself as a freak.
mates asked me if i wanted to go to a gig this weekend but i had to remind them that's LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE and COMPLETELY ALIEN
>>222359859why the fuck has he gone and done that then??>>222359861no, I find them a bit rude
>>222360012reminder that creativity starts with doing just a little bit every day x
>>222359982Probably adds to it mate, take a break from that before you burn outt. Someone who averaged 40k steps working in a kitchen
why did scobie wank the willy
>>222359869awesomelooking forward to it how can i find it if i am not here when you post it
>>222360022Catberg wins again
just got asked if I'm in for 5-a-side tomorrow but I had to refuse because it's LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE and COMPLETELY ALIEN
>>222360019is this a reference to the video of him having a mutual masturbation getting posted here
I've been meeting up with a gril who was in my year at school and she's lovely. Said she always liked me but was too nervous to talk to me (she was kind of fat and ugly back then tbf).Really think I might finally have found my gf lads
>>222360029i just know you had a fantastic day today. full of smiles and joy :)
Large packet of crisps and chilled chocolate eclair toil soon.
heard there's a quiz on at the pub on friday so i asked my mates if they want to go and we'll be a team but they told me it's LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE and COMPLETELY ALIEN (the pub is in the city centre)
>>222360082>>222360063Uh oh melty welty
>>222359783hopefully it's as good as that /v/ lad that made music for his mate's video gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGf-4dNriBo
>>222360050going to wait until we actually have something sorted before I reveal the namedon't worry, I post here a lot so you'll be here one of the times I post lad
>>222360075For some reason in my mind she's black mate
>>222360088hell yeah i love Captain Beefheart
>>222360089ok yay x
>>222360092>>222360082You know someone's been rattled when they're posting precisely on the one-minute cooldown timer
met up with a girl in a cafe earlier today but she left as soon as she saw me. she was right to do so. it was LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE and COMPLETELY ALIEN.
I love working with Claude Code every day. AI is amazing, don't give a shit what normies say about it.
>>222360092not sub saharan but she is actually black irish no jokevery dark featured
>>222360092>>222360112Samefag
rorke is beautiful at ALL sizes
>>222360076
the raped
just been exposed to a fourth dimension which was previously LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE and COMPLETELY ALIEN
>>222360117thought the banned it
>>222360088stuck in lugia's stomach all alone
all you have to do is be less of a spiteful cunt
not allowed to be a fat bastard during summerlean is law x
>>222360112You know someone's rattled when they can't even correctly quote the person they're trying to talk to/about.
>>222360120Black pussy really has changed rorke
>>222360134Smirking
>>222359679how old is she?
3 drunk man babys with mental illness just pure slugs unleashed on the thread
Might go for a 'cel walk
>>222360088kek reminds of this https://youtu.be/KAwyWkksXuo
all you have to do is fuck off and stop responding to me
>>222360143Pretty sure Jesus spoke on this
>>222359424I went Manchester in 2009 and thought it was a right shithole filled with the most unfriendly locals I've encountered in Britian, but maybe it's changed since then
too much said about onions making your cry not enough about how they make you farthow did beans get that blame. i;ve never farted from beans
Threw up earlier (I am bulimic) and now my stomach feels uncomfortable like I'm about to have explosive diarrhoea and there's a tingling sensation around my heart
massive melty
hope you cry yourself to sleep tonight :)
>>222360181i was farting while reading about your farts
they should make a television show where they get some children and a cat and put them in a closed room and see what happens and like who wins when the inevitable fight kicks off would it be the kids scrapping with each other or the cat getting claws in after having its tail pulledi think sky would buy that
List of biggest meltdowns in history:ChernobylFukushimaThree mile islandThis thread.
>>222360117how much do you pay for it
gays adopting babies just to rape and kill themthey aren't allowed to donate blood, why are they allowed to adopt children
Any incel slug men in
>>222360203all me btw
>>222360213Howling
>>222360134mundane truth
>>222360195farts make you fart, farts are contagiousstill more valid theory than beans ffs
>>222360184what did you eat today
>>222360213dreadful post
>>222360199they put a bunch of babies in a room with a bunch of snakes once and the babies didnt care about the snakes and the snakes didnt care about the babies
Millenial women were much more prude about anal and blowjobs, now zoomer girls come prequiped with buttplugs and with throat your shit to the hilt by themselves.
>>222360224really would like to kiss her with my thin white lips
>>222360239>>>/int/cum
>>222360206They deserve access to a normal
i remember when i used to have mega melties those were the days
>>222360236this would be possibly 4-6 year olds and one very old and possibly tired catit actually hasn't been done before and sky would buy it i think
mental you will need photo id to post on 4chan now
How the actual fuck have the Saudis managed to score
>>222360213reasons this is gay: she's a gay icon, it's 2 guys facing each other and wankingreasons this is straight: she's a straight woman
when are england playing?
>>222360254they'd just pet the cat
*pokes head out* Is the melty over?
okay so um that's a pic of two cocks wanking over a pic of ariana then isn't it?
>>222360205$200 per month, but it does all my work for me, so I'd say it's a pretty good deal
>>222360268you're desperate to ruin my television production career
>>222360184you get fluttering in your chest?
>>222360260england are playing vanuatu on SaturdayI wonder who'll win
>>222360274You still fuming about getting done then I take it?
The Gay Porn Bubble
no one:literally no one:not a soul:nary a wight:heterosexual women: I'm bisexual
genuinely so revolting that gays have to manage their diet before they have sexhow does that not clue everyone in that willies aren't meant to in the digestive tract
>>222360280is it actually that goodi have only used gemini and it is retarded
>>222360274He's gone to play in his NEET five a side league ( games only held at midnight, so normal people don't have to see them.)
>>222360260wednesday 9pm
>>222360239yes I would like a zoomie girl with preequipped buttplug
>>222360291Well Spain didn't manage to beat Cape Verde so who knows>>222360296Just doesn't exist does it. The gay porn industry is sound
>>222360239honestly kinda based. zoomettes are incredibly porn brained.
>>222360305you just did a homophobia
>>222360300rorke: zion blood is flowing tru I veinso I and I will neva work in vain
>>222360322The Gay-I bubble however is a real and present threat
rorke's coffin being lowered into the ground as owl city - "fireflies" plays
i just shoved a nuke up my pussy
>>222360306Yes. Gemini and ChatGPT are shite. Claude is the real deal if you code or do anything with text files. Make a website, write a book, just have a chat, research whatever your autism desires. I love it.
I love eating pussy and having my face sat on
>>222360305manage their diet as in not eating too much if they plan to have sex later?
Business idea: Gay Porn Artificial Intelligence named Gay-I
>>222360356right well pink shirt's having a melty isn't he
>>222360350lol
Who do you support in the NEET 5 aside league? Lads, I've got the Doncaster Dossers myself
>>222360357hmm i might have to find some extra cash to try it out
>>222360358Reckon I would like those but don't know for sure as I'm a virgin freak you see
>>222360350
>>222360350howl
rarity
>>222360377Honestly the $25 one is pretty good and the usage resets every 5 hours. I just have the Max 20x plan because I'm a giga autistic power user and I like working on several projects and once with no limits.
>>222360359not eating stuff that will make their poo too loose
67
not being funny but if they just weren't such a spiteful arsehole I wouldn't have to treat them like that because I don't want to
>>222360359a man and a woman can eat as much as they want
>>222360449scream
>>222360350rare good one aussie
>playing 5-a-side is genuine fantasyland for the lads on /brit/ (who are up arguing at midnight when they've got work in the morning)what a life lmao
>>222360356future of the british economy right there
>>222360457Imagine if the woman ate loads of beans, though, and did loads of stinky farts?
dont know what owl city fireflies sounds like so can't tell how thats funny
met a group of scottish "people" for the first time in my life today and i can understand why these things don't deserve any respect. Low class folks.
poo!
>>222360475wouldnt affect the fanny one bit though so your point is moot
eating poo
emma watson poo
>>222360480i bet you sucked them off and were insufferable in their company though I'D LOVE TO GO TO EDINBORO
>>222360477listen to it and report back to us
The Preston ProcrastinatorsThe Reading ReclusesThe Leeds LayaboutsThe Ipswich Incels
>>222360335s
Yanks: why
>>222360477I do know what it is but I still don't get why it's funny
>>222359412I live in Manchester (New Hampshire)It's a shithole with too many brown people
>>222360526Do one for Shrewsbury please
gonna develop a cool pair of glasses that can hack the planet since we're moving towards a dystopian cyberpunk nightmarescape
>>222360553Shrewsbury Shemale
>>222360518I would've gladly broke their jaws if I could. They were screaming and shouting, i work at a bar and a group of them walked in. They were so loud and obnoxious. They were disrupting other customers. Really low class behavior
rorke's spliff
>>222360565br
Bolton Wasters
>>222360565Him? done
are you upset at me
Argentina used to be 85% whitereal Argentinians will never be brown, no matter how much it hurts the subhumans on this shitty brown website
Oh my days how did Uruguay fuck that
>>222360581canoeing is a problem for me and im embarrassed about it
>>222360565scream
need uruguayan gfneed saudi gf
>>222360599me?
Fulham no-CV
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/66665132/#66666666
>>222360616...yh
>>222360601now say Heil Hitler
Lad's got work in 7 hours and he's sat on 4chan writing made up names for 5 a side teams because he finds the very idea of doing a hobby with friends to be beyond the realms of reality
>>222360625not at allnot my drama is it
>>222360526Sheffield Wednesday Afternoon Nap
>>222360634scream what a freak
>>222360639i don't WANT to be mean but
>>222360433thanks that is very reasonable and i might actually subscribe
you know who else lost against Saudi Arabia in the world cup group stage? yeah think about that
>>222360643Bayern Munching Crisps
>>222360565
>>222360599>>222360616>>222360625>>222360639>>222360658this conversation could have been had over discord
BRITISH GIRLS NEED AMERICAN COCKS IN THEM (WHITE)AND IM TIRED OF PRETENDING THEY DON'T
>>222360658yeah yeah yeaham neutral>>222360675:3
>>222360675it is bizarre isnt itwhat is the point
>>222360675/brit/cord for gooning only
Nottingham Forestalled My Career
Charlton Athletic
>>222360675Could have been but I don't use it
Im evil
england!
>>222360659Good luck mate. It's changed my life. It's worth every penny.
>>222360716my middle name is misery
Jobcentre United
The DWP United
>>222360357Wait Claude is better for autistic research than ChatGPT?
>>222360724>>222360737scweam
Leeds Unoccupied
tha new
/brit/cord battymen
>feeding time rorke
Unatletico Madrid
as we approach the end of this thread, i would like to say it has been dreadful.
poo rovers
Preston North Endlessly Online
rorke stoping his eu4 session for a hydration break
>>222360759yes mommy
>>222360740I have used both for months and ChatGPT is like a toy compared to Claude. It knows about the most obscure shit you can imagine (like reverse engineering PS2 games or some metal band from the 80s nobody has heard of), can research anything online, write up the notes for you. Make sure you use the program that runs on your desktop (eg. Claude Code), then it can manage local files and notes. That's where the real power is.
now we know who wanked the willy, we must ask ourselves another question: why did scobie wank the willy?
rorke trying to fus ro dah his dad when he tells him to get a job
Where's the newWhere's the fucking new
just found this tune lads. what we think? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cR2XilcGYOo
Blackburn incelwalkers
>>222360798Hi spaino
>>222360721cheers and thanks again
useless cunts make the new now
PS NoGCSEs
BSC Young Boys
not making the new, I'm talking to the sexy Turkish tranny in another thread.
a nigger hut a nigger hut kentucky fried niggers and a nigger hut mcniggers mcniggers kentucky fried niggers and a nigger hut
cant wait for france to get wiped by senegal tomorrow
>>222360856scream
>>222360839alright this one was funny.
>INTERNET? BAAAAAAAAAAAAAN IT !
>>222360851have you sold them on how much attention they can get on the 4chan /brit/ thread
fine ill make it GOD
>>222360818sup mhrodie>>222360797Might get it then, I'm a NEET though so I wouldn't be able to get the paid version, would the base version still be better though?
>>222360837ok just give me five minutes
Im comfortable here
>>222360892>>222360892>>222360892
>>222360876It's only paid unfortunately but like I said to the other chap, the $25/month one has usage that resets every 5 hours and it's fairly generous.
