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My refrigerator almost died today because the grommet on the condenser fan gave out and the fan blades started hitting the metal casingThank you for reading
I find beer harder to chug than liquor. No idea why
>>222361229AI says it's cause of carbonation
Jet with the braided rat tail is tough as fuck
>>222361224>grommet
I saw a clip of oliver tree and he was yellow
>>222361262Until you see his ugly ass face
>>222361266Yes, nigga, a grommet
Never heard of Oliver Tree tbqh
Noticed my dreams getting more sexual in nature, might be time to jerk off to prevent disaster
>>222361308Me neither
I ruined my own life on purpose because I thought it would be funny
>>222361308same
>>222361343was it
>>222361343So long as you're alive it's not ruined
>>222361308I havealsoOH, PENELOPE TREE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1V-R4QvgNEholy shit this is better than dark souls
>>222361358A little bit
>>222361308Yeah no idea who he is just another psyop
I just don't think she's hot besides her bodyodyody
>>222361370Absolute cinema
3 beers down in 20 mins still not enough stop me from having a nervous poop
>>222361460that sucks
I find the sound of the Brazilian language to be upsetting.
>>222361460https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNBTUJbnN1o
Somebody post about their various addictions or depression/mental illnesses quick
head to port, you geese!
>>222361391Fakest boobs ever
>>222353372My Scottish ancestors raped Haiti 1-0 :^)
what the hell happened here
Made dinner and did the dishes
>>222361516why do /cum/mers have such exquisite taste in music
>>222361551He looks like a middle aged dad it's over!
>>222361551He was cute for a minute
>>222361553you're still going to Hell
Got in an argument with my coworker about Obsession
>>222361623
>>222361631She's the hottest thing Hollywood has produced in years which is saying a lot because they have been hiring a lot of pedestrian looking people
>>222361634I'm afraid your cringe reaction imagines still won't save you. God is very clear in his stance on homosexuality.
>>222361631it's a great song
>>222361651Which one?
>>222361648>She's the hottest thing Hollywood has produced in yearsDude she's just an average Mexican from where I'm from, Hollywood has never really produced attractive women
>>222361551michael jackson 2.0
Quebec French when spoken upsets me
>>222361653hell yeahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIs5StN8J-0
I find the mere existence of Quebec upsetting and unnecessary.
>>222361522i woke up at 3am and then I doom scrolled and then I napped for lunch and now I have a headache
great hidden gem of pop album?Trouble in Paradise by La Rouxfink Patrick Bateman woulda loved diss wun
>>222361554
>>222361704He's dying
>>222361712when did you go to work?
onedollar
I want to die. Something happened today that really just was the last straw.Anyway, what jobs d'y'all work?
>>222361648She's a queen
>>222361727>work?
>>222361648nah shes overrated fodded for simps gays and spicsheres fingshes bland an uninterestin marketing a redditor film
>>222361723I toil from my pod
>>222361509phwoar would shag der arsesfink dats kimmy.granger on leftdinnae ken where fae the right
>>222361391holy grimhope.dats not a real baby
>>222361730Based
>>222361727I'm trying to get on more disability
>>222361779looks like a plastic toy
>new neighbours moved in>they're black
>>222361727tell uswe sympathetic x>>222361758toil from your poo more like
>>222361749You're retarded
>>222361262>gucci belt>chrysler 300good to see the priorities are straight
>>222361794My neighbors are Asoids
Alcohol boosts my charisma stat by five thousand
>>222361794sheeeeiiiiiiiiiiittttttt
>>222361789lemme help you with that...
>>222361794AYO where tha block party at playa we finna shut it down
>>222361820my stealth stat is too OP for anything else to matter
>>222361790bro her face is rancid
>>222361820drink beerraise some hellbeat debraooohhh HELL YEAHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMtx9s9RTmc
>>222361851Your face is rancid
>>222361794Those are burglars, call the police!
>>222361789>more disabilityLike you get more money if you're even more disabled?
>>222361870in Canada I would be the one to get arrested for doing a racisms
>>222361855WHAT
rancid swines ITT
Being a poor mexican must be so sovlful just sit outside all day in plastic chairs drinking beer
sooo THIS happened :/
>we dont do that IN CANADA
>>222361855hell yeah!
Switching back to water
i'd poo in your toilet and walk away without flushing
Try that in a small town in Canada
*Gets more bitches than you*
>>222362017
>>222361969he was sentenced to 30 minutes of community service (that he did not show up to) for that. justice was served in that case.
>>222361890Yes
Kind of depressing how zoomers speak almost the same everywhereYou could go deep into the heart of Africa and still find the zoomers there saying stuff like "that's diabolical... That's crazy"
>>222362043crazy work
>>222362032If you castrated yourself how much extra bennies would you get?
>>222362043Real shit? No cappin? Shi that's so crazy that's some insane type shit right there haha you got galaxy gas I could buy from you bro?
>>222362043fr fr no cap bitch nigga*cums on your tummy*
>>222362052I don't know grok is under heavy usage
business idea: GockAI
You ever wish you had a fat ass?
>>222362102no
>>222362043unc crashing out ong
Not too fond of Brian
a player on the New Zealand soccer team is named "Sarpreet Singh"
>>222362139i dont believe you
>>222362146
Brian is literally dying of AIDS as I type this
nuffink better den sittin on porchknockin back sum coorsand lissenin to zz top while finkin misogynist thoughts
https://youtu.be/uUwu6h8tSM4
>>222362146it's been brought up a few times in the game thread
>>222362171Guess I'm team Iran then
>>222362172fink brian wilson alredy dead homes
>>222362139nz cricket team always has had regular browns tbfcanadian and usa cricket teams are literally all indians kek
I hope Iran can win it all and get the whole world behind them
>>222362199stop postin' uncomfy fingshope diss kid was executed by canadian law enforcement
>>222362206they could learn a lot from india
>>222362171pffft hahahahahahaha
>>222362211you will accept reality in all its horror life is only going to get worse from here on out.
>>222362232my exact build
Coworker is very insistent that he thinks I'm bad for thinking Bear isn't evil
>>222362232that could have been me...
>>222362243he wasn't evil but he was cowardly to the point where it made him a bad person
>>222362243Everyone says I look like the guy from the bear
>>222362243WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT
>>222362253>he was cowardly to the point where it made him a bad personLol no he wasn't, if you're gioing to imply he's bad for doing the wish that's ridiculous given no reasonable person would ever expect such a thing to work. That's like somebody throwing a penny into a mall fountain jokingly wishing somebody got hit by a bus only for said somebody to get hit by a bus, that doesn't make it the fault of the penny guy.
>>222362259Obsession>>222362257Are you Jewish
There is no causality of self. I am a fountain.
>>222362281>Are you JewishNo
>>222362243Which movie is worse normie slop, backrooms or obsession?
boil em mash em stick em in a stew
>>222362294>backrooms or obsessionDefinitely Backrooms given it was literally adapted from a shitpost
Backrooms was good
how about instead of backrooms it's backshots and I shoot thick ropes on your ass
>>222362294Backrooms was dogshit
Bought some Proelite interior cleaner and leather cleaner and conditioner and other stuff. Determined to take care of my car interior
Drinking a Moosehead Lager. My favourite generic beer. I just saw a blue jay fly past and land on my tree. They are beautiful but very noisy.
Also started cleaning my room
How about Front Rooms and it's just niggas all up in the front of the store and shit and they're like "sup nigga u finna buy a couch or someshit if not get the fuck out imma take my break in 5"
thinking of sepuku
Has anyone here used CBD before? I bought some 30mg gummies and I wonder what it's like? Will it make me sleepy?
>>222362333i only ever get keith's or olands
i dont get how to play sudoku
>>222362353I used to know how but I forgot
>>222362352Keith’s is good. I don’t think I’ve ever had Olands.
Need to find a comfy crafting/survival vidya set in the frontier or wild west
>>222362351had zero effect on me. it ended up leading to delta 8, which i did alot of for a couple years
ripped a big fart that felt dry and airy but ended up shitting myself a bit
Why are you not watching Kill Tony right now?
>>222362368I'm in Michigan so if I really wanted I could just go buy some weed. But I'm kind of a neurotic person so I worry about that, I'll probably get that 0.1% side effect where I become schizophrenic.
>>222362358not crafting but digworld 2 is set in wild west and was pretty fun. more of downward digging / exploration doe.
I use the Photon theme for 4chan
>>222362357the olands are the family who own moosehead. oland and sons was their brewery in halifax. oland export is their ale.
>>222362380I don't like how red he always is
i just flashbanged myself using photon theme for 4chan
>>222362377earlier today i went for a casual butthole scratch but my fingers got all shitty. thought i wiped well after my morning poo but apparently i didnt
>>222362392every theme hurts my eyes except Tomorrow
>>222362380Does he deliberately try to look like a ventriloquist dummy
>>222362353>>222362355You just need to fill in the numbers 1-9 without repeating in the same row, column, or 3x3 box. ezpz
>>222362351I once used CBD oil and it was snake oil tier
Is the chance app good for 4chan?
>Fart with reverb sound effect
>>222362430download the app "reddit" and type in r/4chan
>>222362413extremely indian post
For me, it's browsing 4channel.org on my old PC running Windows 7
Fuuuuuuuuck I skipped my workout for two days and now the motivation has disappeared
a donkey fell into a bowl of sugarnow thats a sweet ass
>>222362476sounds comfy
>>222362569idgi
>>222362526i look like that
>>222362595you look like this
Why the fuck does anyone White still live in the UK
>Rain falls in real time>Rain fell through the night
>>222362569yup you juuust missed it
>>222362602Every year something like 600k people leave the UK (mostly White and young working people), while the government brings in the lowest migrant trash that don't even work. Insane how common this dynamic is becoming in Western countries.
for me? young magpiesforgot rest of what garn saypropa bogglin' dat wun
love a bite size meringuesweetcrispbut instantly dissipates in moufnot even meltevaporatewiv the remnants of floofiness still tangible on the tonguepropa gud diss
>>222362626
>>222362657How about you fuck my ass?
i'm currently watching the acclaimed british broadcasting company drama entitled "broadchurch" its about two police officers investigating the murder of a little boy and it turns out that it's because a nonce accidentally murdered him when the boy threatened to tell othersthe takeaway from this is that dorset has many nonces and you must be on the lookout for them otherwise they might get you
we have so much to learn from sea anemone
Downtown Calgary is filled with many beautiful women. I was surprised.
for me? pooing
>>222362755relatable
>>222362745Such as?They have no brain and no heart
>Downtown Calgary is filled with many beautiful women. I was surprised.
>>222362774That’s what I look like and smell like
bloatmaxxing is much harder than getting lean
With any luck I'll kick the bucket
i’ve decided to smite you with my godly powers
I WISH I WAS A LITTLE BIT TALLER, I WISH I WAS A BALLERI WISH I HAD A GIRL WHO LOOKED GOOD, I WOULD CALL HERI WISH I HAD A RABBIT IN A HAT WITH A BATAND A '64 IMPALA
>>222362829phwoaranudda gud birbingtonshire
how many of you are actually disgusting unsightly fatniggas IRL
Listening to the Bob Dylan
youtu.be/LGmBTdYB1nMthe ai i had as a kid
>>222362862my bmi is approximately 22-23.
Is there a place I can volunteer to plap chubby Vtubers on stream or is this a power ascertained to a higher level of being
>>222362862Mine is 25 but that's muscle not fat
Beer and Clamato! Imagine that!
momberg is trying to talk me out of paying off my mortgage
Life is absurd
>>222362862I'm handsome
>>222362892Post dexa
>>222362917boomers love debt tell her to stfu
>>222362917rape correction is required
>>222362865https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxr22ih0r9A
I’m actually pretty handsome/hot but my social anxiety just sends me straight to the land of the dead with them skeleton’s bones boys in the roadhouse bar under a thunderstorm of stars
>>222362862im not fat but im incredibly ugly
>>222362960My issue is height.
division bell or dark side of the moon
>>222362960>I’m actually pretty handsome/hot but...I have NEVER once believed this on 4chan tbqh, just foid tier self-delusions
>>222362995who let the ugly bitch in, someone call security
>>222363000Same, bumping my head on standard doorways makes me feel like a goof sometimes.
>>222363005Maybe. But maybe there’s one sexy 4chan guy and maybe it’s me. >>222363000I believe in you
>>22236300221st Century Schizoid ManI Talk to the WindEpitaphMoonchildCourt of the Crimson King
>>222363024It sucks not fitting into older jap cars too ):
We can all agree terminator 2 is the best action movie of all time
I had women stalk me in college, unfortunately for them I was gay
>>222363043Most embarrassing thing was when a girl asked me to stop fucking her because my dick was too big.
>>222363002>post The Wall Floyd Hard pass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwuCF5lYqEE
>>222363046NopeAliens
>>222363046rocobop
>>222363058the wall is dogshit
>>222363070I agree but it's better than anything that came after it
>>222363046Die HardHeadhuntersNobody
would you guys allow me to immigrate to your countries? (Not Mexico)
>>222363058Final Cut is extremely underrated
Are Americans interested in the World Cup?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyPwr3vqd_c
>>222363091very
>>222363032>I believe in youI keep saying this to myself too. Been saying it a lot less lately though.
>>222363087What skills do you have to offer
>>222363057So, okay, let me explain what happened. There was this blonde, blue-eyed girl at the gym, and she kept coming closer to me. She was just messing with her phone, then she stood up and went to do some other exercise. So then I gave her a note that read:"Hi, I don't know whether or not you were trying to catch my attention, but I found you really cute. Let's grab coffee sometime."She looked surprised when I gave her the note. She took it, immediately opened it, and started reading it. That's when I ran away.Did I fuck it up? Will she text me? Will I get a first date? Will I finally get my blonde???
>>222363116so she was taller than me and she looked like this girl
>>222363065>>222363069>>222363086Not better than T2
>>222363046Terminator 2 isn't even the best Terminator movie
not reading all that shit
>>222363100Ah Zoomdawg I don’t know if things will get better. At the very least there should be some more good weekends. Things can suck and still be kinda good.
>>222363046Haven't seen it
>>222363106none but willing to learn
>>222363106uhm..... i'm a fast learner!
America betrayed Israel
Sandwiches are the pinnacle of meals.
>>222363152thats cap
what games are you getting at the steam summer sale next week
>>222363169none but willing to get gifted
It turns out down there fellas that it’s time to get down get buried in the ground. And that there’s the same for me. So I’ll find you now in the future to kiss your check once again. I love you, my brothers. And have a fresh drink for me, baby.
>>222363169I bought the FF7 remakes
>>222363091II BELIEVE
Place me upside a fucking retard and I’ll shit. I’ll take a fucking shit like a bitch.
>>222363129>At the very least there should be some more good weekends. Not for a while, I'm in AZ so the good weekends don't start until ~October. That being said I'm strangely excited for Juneteenth given I plan on going out with a coworker that day.I'm also planning on getting my master's in California so I have that to look forward to as well I guess.
>>222363091world cuppa joe
>>222363169Depends if theyre actually gonna go on sale and not be 40% off "discounts"
>>222361196Im from WA state and wild waves is shutting down. THEY KILLED MY FUCKING CHILDHOOD WHAT THE FUCK
how can i gain the unwavering confidence of a jeet
>>222363169if I had money I would buy some. Maybe hifi rush or something
>>222363116idk anon
that one song i really liked that auto played on spotify one time and i never saw it again
>>222362917what color is her lamborghini?
>>222362995I love milfs
they call me fat weenie cuz i got a fat weenie
Test>>>/gif/30785295
>>222363169>video gamesGrow up
>>222363256
>>222363240she doesn't have one but dadberg's 'vette is red.She thinks that instead of paying the mortgage off, it'd be better to take all that money and put it in an IRA or some shit.
Your Jewish friends are afraid
>>222363264bitch fuck you, I see games the same way I do art, books, and movies
my 15 centimeters micro penis could only ever satisfy a girl with vaginismus
>>222363206
>>222363198Yeah get that juneteenth jungle pussy! You’ll be a whiteboy summer legend.
>>222363275no I aint
>>222363302It's ok I will hide you
https://youtu.be/id2loHazqbAThis guy died in the same helicopter crash as Oliver Tree
>>222363310Kobe Bryant?
>>222363286I will kill all the k i k es who did this shit. I'll make them pay
>>222363294>You’ll be a whiteboy summer legendWhen it happens I 100% will post catbox pics here to counteract the BBC gif spam from the jeet
>>222363310who cares though?
>>222363293ya blew it
>>222363259UEEGH UEEEGH UEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
/cum/ - fedposting
>>222363319This is a “get pussy” summer. I am manifesting it in my mind for the both of us.
so no one commended me for giving a note to a hot blonde blue eyed girl
>>222361196https://youtu.be/NWoyTD27kFs?si=mBFRCiSj2Sk3DvwF
>>222363330LOL
so is this the year of the girlfriend???
>>222363345shut up you fucking idiot monkey
>>222363354it is, if you dont get a gf this year you are forever locked from getting one
>>222363046idk, true lies is definitely up there. especially the harrier scenes.
>>222363354https://youtu.be/MLEfglaTmd0?si=KAOxj43ijwjfqgsg
>>222363152We should have done so from the beginning
You gets will never get a blue eyed blonde gf
>>222363364sent that attention whore FLYING
>>222363337100%. I WILL fuck the baddest bitch in the metro and I WILL post it here.>>222363354For you yes, for me probably not but I'll at least get bitches
we should all buy a friendslop game to play during the summer sale
>>222363404spinster bought me lethal company but i never played it
>>222363404like tabletop simulator or Peak :)
I love da BBC
dr who? more like dr poo LOL
>>222363404We should do Jackbox
>>222363404please just play fucking titanfall 2. yknow a proper multiplayer game that isn't completely jewed
Millennial girls of the 2000s were so much hotter than the nu-girls of today.
>>222363389i got a blue eyes white dragon
We get it, Indians like British news
>>222363272Pick your favorite billionaire person and do what they do, she might be right or nah, but I wouldn't listen to employees.
>>222363442exactly, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!?!??!
>>222363442hollywood only put the good looking ones at the forefront.
>>222363442Disgusting tattooed whore. Never post that pitch again
bollywood > hollywood
>>222363456LMAOOOOOOO
>>222361196Any of you from Hawaii?
They just don't make em like they used to
>>222363439Really can't stand jackbox desu. Maybe with anonymous 4chan users it would be more entertaining, idk
>>222363478>>222363478>>222363478new
>>222363442https://youtu.be/M11SvDtPBhA?si=BOrYxFhQ37RKCnWIhttps://youtu.be/fWNaR-rxAic?si=nnrX2aQgtWEgYLYS
Going to really clean up my car tomorrow
>>222363399https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SI5bkZcgvP0
