the lipa sisters edish
>>222362637they're ALBAINIAN
Need Dua licking my arsehole while ger sister works my knob
The bev
she is so lovely
holy crap iran up two rapes, new zealand one
>>222362637Imagine just how hairy and smelly these balkaners get without proper grooming
>>222362673would rather sex that middle aged chinese lady
it appears iran has had a rape revoked
>>222362673imagine the grip on her arsehole
>>222362701Cor
>sir censor starmer
>>222362735shoulda just kept boris
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTG1l-E6rlY
weed usage has gone through the fucking roof, need to cut it out pronto
never knew are dua had a leng sister
>>222362178
eating a bag of weed
>>222362637Left looks so much better because she doesnt have disgusting lip filler
why is a box of frogs gay?
poor lads, how are you eating? for me it's tins and tins and tins of sardines, often on toas. pasta is nice and cheap, but stuff to actually put in the pasta isn't...
>>222362776erm
>>222362750This, time for a tolly break, don't t even feel 100% THC vapes and 100mg edibles
>>222362637need them both bred and impregnated with anglo--kosovar mongrel babies asap
>>222362788eggscheesetaterssosij 'nanas 'ples pancakesfrozen za's beansground beef or turkey orangesnuts
>>222362743luv her <3333
>>222362670>liberty lemonadeIts so hard to find tasty lemonade in England with all the bullshit sweeteners they put in them but I have to say Hooch is a great fucking lemonade and that its 4% alcohol is a bonus.Is this drink alcoholic as well?
pregnant with a giant poo. going into labor soon. contractions are killing me.
always had a bizarre relationship with weedi could smoke quite a lot with my mates and get really stoned and chilled out and have a good timebut if i ever tried smoking a spliff on my own i'd get halfway through and completely spin out and practically have a panic attack
>>222362785ribbited for his pleasure
>>222362788i just eat whatever mum cooks xx
>>222362788im into my beans lately. 1 tin of random beans = 3x 80g portions. So add it to my stews and pastas.
I seem to have an ulcerberg on my tonsils.
>>222362806
>>222362831it's a monster m8
>>222362845aw nice whats her specials?
>>222362852apply spaff
>>222362853built for me specifically
whys she making these retarded expressions in that video what is she doing? talking to some euro baker lady or something who walks away mid convo
>>222362806pinkgurneress
thought today was just a lovely chill day and then my gf just said, after waking up and going to toilet, that she's been ignoring me all day because she's annoyed with mejust decided I've had enough of this lads, invited myself on to the seatee and have decided to get drunk and play Skyrim and then break up with her tomorrow
>>222362651not true
Strong Polish lager and whatever Smirnoff Ice knock off the paki shop hadget it bought get it home get it mixedTURBO SHANDY
just had a poo miscarriage (shat myself)
i'm taking them all with me
i thought basketball courts were a lot bigger
>>222362871the lady is angry with the filming and pp's expressions are her basically going 'ooh awkward'
>>222362637What if she's called dua lipa (dual lippa) as a reference to her labial lips
>>222362905used to do a corona extra and a hard simply lemonade
>>222362911love itmind if I save this lad?
>>222362923go ahead mate x
>>222362924cheerslove you
reckon i could suck a dick real good
>>222362914Then in that case she'd be named after her labial lips
mumberg just texted me this second saying she loves me and that I should stop hiding who I amwtf?
>>222362860soy sauce noodles of course
Chernobyl is so fucking sick bro it's just in literally everything any time anyone gets the opportunity.
sucking a cogs fluid
>Madonna, Shakira, and BTS will headline the historic halftime show at the World Cup Final. The match is taking place on July 19 at the New York/New Jersey Stadium (MetLife Stadium). >This marks the first time the FIFA World Cup final has ever featured a halftime performance. Curated by Chris Martin of Coldplay and produced in partnership with Global Citizen.does this meme there won't be half time commentary?
>>222362952get her shagged
malaysia is an odd country. how are the malays and chinese and indians supposed to all get along
>>222362969is she gonna do the waka waka song
>>222362952likely thinks you're a bender
>>222362952give her arse a rough pounding then finish in her mouth with her shit still on it
>>222362942i could be a good bottom but sadly i was just pretending to be gay. i wouldnt mind giving it a try one day. who knows what the future holds right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OTc4ZOsSSI
Some vtuber bint getting shagged while streaming. Why must all women be whores?
>>222362969>madonnamelted face monster>shariasexy slag >btsgay little yellow fellas fucking STATE
>>222362982this time is for africayou know what she meant by that right?
Reckon my hinge list is at least 75% minorities
>>222362997post the video
listening to sharia - habibis dont lie
alri kiwi
the half time show should consist of latex slags just walking around in latex
if youtube recommends me some durag wearing orangutan lip concave skull coon one more time i'm going to be very upset!
>>222363015corr
>>222363028if you're going to keep with this gimmick please at least get some new webms
>>222363020https://x.com/DenTekUser/status/2065871540340789752
would you let a quirked up white boy hit it for the once?
might just replay halo 1-3 for the rest of my life because all other games suck
how come i never got to shag my mum or aunts like all those lads in anime? am i too ugly? did my mum not love me enough?
>>222363080ok cody
>>222362969SHAKIRA - UNDERNEATH YOUR CLOTHES IS A TUNE
NEED to suck jaybaesun's cock
>>222363088hello nigger
>>222363095roar
>>222363095my great aunt called me a nigger once
>>222363028probably the gayest fetish on the planet even tranny chasers are above that shit
>>222363108whyare you one
>>222363114no, but black pussy changed me
>>222363113nice try tranny shagger
oh sweet another tie game
my great nans jet black cat was called woggywhen I asked her why she just simply said, 'because he's the colour of a golliwog'
>>222363138good namesounds like moggy too
mr hitler
>>222363153yeah, she said that was part of it too
new zealanders are like australians but normal
>>222363172>>222363172>>222363172New
rarity
who do you think you are kidding mr jitlerif you think old england's done
>>222363138GOLLIWOGS WERE COOLMY GRANDPARENTS HAD A DOG CALLED BLACKIE BUT IT WAS THE 80S SO IT WAS OKAY
>>222363176enjoy this 'mmick
>>222362637MY WALLET'S GONE
Getting vanta blacked
roar
>>222363203ktim
Remember that webm of a guy shagging a deer
better than emma uwotm8son's arse
>>222363213umgoaty x
>>222363221no
it's over for 5'9 manlets
Your Jewish friends are scared.
>>222362637DJ Mya mogs
>>222363221No but I fondly remember the webm of the fella walking up to a dead dear grabbing a handful of maggots and chowing down, promptly throwing up afterwards.
>>222363232>>222363248It was posted on /brit/ like three years ago and the guy was balls deep in this deer without a condom or anything
>>222363234
I'm 5'11 on the dot but I slouch and have terrible posture
lovely expressive faces
anyone remember the video of that fella shagging an alien
>>222363299Yeh but I don't think it was real alien mate. I think it was just a bird in grey body paint and a mask.
>>222363299yeah. libertarian boomers on facebook were convinced it was real
>>222363262link?
>>222363321
>>222363298
screaming
>>222363328wallace face
iranian down
>>222363297same but 5'3you date?
>>222363328genuinely lovely bottom
>>222363347no sir
>>222363262worst one of those kind of videos I saw was some guy had like 2 or 3 those massive fist sized snails on his cock and the video was mid cum.
gay porn: the video game
I'm 6 foot 1 and broad shouldered. Honestly quite happy, not short and not lanky.
>>222363356no neither do i
>>222363360literally every game released these days due to loony woke
i'm a 1 ft tall gnome from the enchanted forest
interesting that before peak woke a trend in video games was the revolutionaries being just as bad as who theyre rebelling againstsaw it in bioshock infinitered dead redemption 1cod black ops etc
>>222363382*rapes you*
>>222363362>>222363362good height that for fitting in with society like you say
>>222363328odd looking duck
>>222363391ill advised, gnomes have magic and lots of friends
I'm 394ft tall and weight 92 000 tons
FIFA? more like maFIFA
>>222363412not like I can unrape you is it
>>222363422im not him im just sayingforewarned is forearmed
>>222363398I'm still taller than most people I encounter but yeah
lol what was that Rik Mayall quote he read on a toilet wall?>I am 8 inches long and 3 inches round>What an amazing bloke>I wonder what his nobs like?
>>222363391scr
>>222363440
big tits small waist round bum and tiny feet
>>222363475take a cruise to the yucatan
>>222363475DIVAS
forced myself to wake up not to get a headache from oversleeping, hope I won't get a headache from the lack of sleep
rorke falling on his arse in the coal mines and his mum exclaiming 'oh darling rorke, you've only gone and got your bottom blacked'
>>222363491ive heard so many people banging on about online misogyny but young women seems to genuinely despise men on a mass scale
4am (basically noon) and you lot are slackingcome on, wheres the summer energy!?
ufc at the Whitehouse is kino
>>222363499leftypols legs getting crushed in a collapse and his mum having to take care of him and soothe him and dress his ruined thighs while he agonisingly and gracelessly expires over the subsequent weeks
Donald Trump or, as I call him, fucking dumb orange retard
>>222363547s
zognald chump
he is fat and orange though
>>222363491what a slag
blackpill is law and women would agree with it if it was called the pinkpill
i have two cousins in the usa with lovely american wives living in detached houses, meanwhile im still a smelly sexless freak in my childhood bedroom
>>222363617ktim but the cousins live in scotland x
How many more years before I can type whatever I want into AI and get 10 minute or longer realistic porn videos?
>>222363614nah you’d have to call it stormycore or something
I love Donald Trump because he exposes corruption and is fat and orange like Terrys chocolate orange
>>222363639never ever ever because the porn lobby and celebrity lawyers will sue whoever tries to death
Different types
On June 15, the Scottish Government shared a video of Deputy First Minister Jenny Gilruth wearing a headscarf while calling Scotland tolerant and inclusive, following unrest tied to a June 8 stabbing in Belfast by Sudanese asylum seeker Hadi Alodid, who allegedly blinded a local man. Riots ensued June 9-11, with homes and cars torched, leaving 27 homeless, as protests spread to Glasgow. Critics online called her choice hypocritical, questioning why a non-Muslim adapted to Islamic customs during debates over immigration and integration.
>>222363643Terrys chocolate oranges arent orange
>>222363643good post
>>222363665she's a lesbian as well
Is it weird I wish my mum was peng?Not in a weird incest way I just feel like a having peng mum catching you wanking in your teenage years or seeing you naked or wiping your arse and stuff growing up would be better than a clapped fat mum
>>222362637imagine if they both were looking into the camera instead of the screen, it would be perfect for a tribute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRXXFs6iBnQ
doing a poop tribute
>>222363685saw my mates peng mum naked onceshe was changing and hadnt closed her bedroom door completely and didnt know i was thereshe was peng
>>222363665Why do white women politicians keep doing thisEven Jo Cox infamously wore a headscarf the night she was elected as an MPJust bizarre behaviour
Tomorrow's menu
>>222363704Can you give a little bit more detail lad as I’m a deviant and might potentially live vicariously through your memory and wank
>>222363718can't wait to go on /sp/ and see 1500 posts going "which team is senegal lol"
always wanted to hire a milf prostitute and pretend it's my mum but with each year the age gap is getting shorter and shorter only have a couple of years to do it and be able to suspend disbelief
>>222363727SCREECHINGshall be stealing that one x
>>222363739why do you want to pretend it's your mum
I’d love to punch the head clean off that “young bob” mong I’m right wing myself but his annoying little gimp face really gets under my skin
>>222363712patriarchy by western men :-Ipatriarchy by eastern men :-O
love
>>222363772Don't care for him but don't dislike him either Seen he got battered by a bunch of wogs
because it's effectively been culled I keep seeing dr who clips popping up all over my timeline and fuck me is it cringe even in the Matt Smith days just GHASTLY dialogue how'd it even last this long is the real question
>>222363720well she looked a little bit like lena headeyi was coming down the stairs from my mates room (he wasnt in) and looked over and there she waswas probably a 10 inch gap in the door and i must have only watched for about 10 seconds but she had a nice body, a little chubby and mum-y but still niceapparently it was quite common practice in that household for my mates mum and sisters to walk around topless or in various states of undress
>>222363815Dr Who?
don't care about things really x
>>222363833same
>>222363832bet they've made that joke three dozen times in that show
imagine he was called dr how
>>222363833*shags your arse*
>>222363854gosh you're insatiable today aren't you
scenesabsolute scenes
surprised the millennial writers could resist someone calling him Dr Whomst'd've
doing a gay porn lament
>>222363829Mate fuck off ffs I need more detail then that ffs help a guy out
to the tune of King Crimsons' Epitaphgay pornwill be my epitaph
king crimson changed leftypol
wanKingmade his willy Crimson
>>222363860proper egghead
>>222363860good idea desu
To the tune of in da club:Apple bottom jeansBoots with the furGot the whole club looking at herShe hit the floor next thing you know rorkey goes low low low low
>>222363909looks like my brother lol
dula ipa
what we saying then?
leftypol wearing a thong
>>222363942looks like my brother lol
>>222363916:(
>>222363942pooa peepa
was tossing and turning in bed laughing to myself remembering Eternally yours and now im wide awake
>>222363942uhh miss no gypsies in the pool >turns aroundare those your brothers robbing the bar?! god damn it!
*force chokes your balls*
star wars is gay
>>222363975Name???
Applying to flats then changing my mind the day before the bond is due. Not looking for a flat you see
>>222363975*has my balls force choked*
>>222363942pooer leeper
>>222363868er it was probably 8 years ago there's not a lot of detail goingwhen i first looked over i saw her bum and thighs which is what grabbed my attention. they were very shapely, especially as she bent over to pick something off the bed. then she turned to the left and i saw the side of her tit, the slight roundness of her belly and her large bush. however i realised i was about to get caught when i saw her face and legged it so i didnt get as good a look
>>222363990Paige Turnah
Need more bells out there. Handbells, church bells, etc.
We gave up on bells
>>222364003MORE DETAIL MORE DETAIL COME ON COME ON HE'S NOT GOING TO SPAFF FROM THAT
>>222364051you'll get nothing more out of me
didn't know vindaloo came out in 1998music video made me think it was from the 2000s
gonna crush your ears in my fists
>>222364076well i’ll pee in your nose
>>222364003corrrrrrrrrr
>>222364080yeah? then im gonna bite your uvula and never let go
big and stinky
Bell on a boat, bell in a steeple. Simple as. Maybe a little bit of old shoe on cobble, maybe a horse. A man selling fish. It's before the time when wives would leave their husbands but his wife would leave him if she could. She hates fish. She hates God. The end.
hate lily allen
im turning into a scream
>>222364110how so
>>222364105she mentioned that alfie has a massive cock once
>>222364125my body will crumble but my scream will echo around the world forever and outlive meif you hear a scream approaching and surrounding you before fading away that was me
>>222364134it's not massive but it is respectable
all my clients cancelled one by one todaysince they were all same day cancellations I still get paidI went home after 30 minutes work in the morning and am getting a full day's pay to sit on my arse
>>222364143um
>>222364003should've waited till you made eye contact what's the worst that could have happened
sir mental elves
get the mental elves raped
Sir Theon's Willy Poster
>>222364148What do you do lad
get their teeth knocked out to fit more cocks
back from a party ladshad some drinks and coke but it's wore off after a few hours so I'm lying in bed bored innit
olive niggler
>>222364165professional wife fucker
im pivoting into porn
>>222364171Right well you're not a professional wife fucker are you
>>222364168yeah?
Sir Porn Pivoter
>>222364171Are you masseuse abo?
>>222364179yh
yanks where are we going for big 250 independence day
Weet ik
>>222364202for the love of god stop pointing the camera at her or she won't stop
>>222364211/cum/
>>222364225done him
>>222364202don't get it
>>222364225https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_L_GZLa5ow
The typical socialist is not a ferocious working man in greasy overalls and a raucous voice. He is either a useful snob or a prim little man with a white-collar job—usually a secret teetotaler and often with vegetarian leanings, with a history of non-conformity behind him and a social position he has no intention of forfeiting.
>>222364266George Orwell - Road to Wigan Pier
any prim little men in
jorjor well
>>222364266that's because the capitalist system supresses the workers' class consciousness
lichrally nyntee naytee for
humans will only be socially equal when we build the AI god so we can all be together in slavery
KnowledgeStrengthIntegrity
Sounds sussy af
>>222364363Russia is the boogey man for leftypol
What's wrong with gay people?>During his four months with the couple he was sexually, physically and psychologically abused before being suffocated by an object stuffed into his mouth.>After Preston’s death in July 2023 a post-mortem examination identified more than 40 injuries, including some consistent with sexual assault.>On Monday, Varley was found guilty of murder, assault by penetration, child cruelty, sexual assault of a child and making and distributing indecent photos. McGowan-Fazakerley was found guilty of allowing the death of a child, two charges of child cruelty and one of the sexual assault of a child. They will be sentenced on Friday.
>>222364324negroes will still listen to music on the AI bus with no headphones and the non-blacks will share racist telepathic thoughts with each other so I don't see how that can be true
>>222364379For the military industrial complex. I wouldn't be surprised if boatmen vandalized his home, and he's blaming Russia to try to get young bongs to join the military.
odd to think that at 31 the vast majority of animals that were alive when I was born are now dead
what's REALLY going on?
gay porning all
>>222362651They're Kosovar
Mental health is a psyop
Tonight Matthew, I will be performing Gay Porn by Gay Porn and the Gay Porn
might go to the moon
gymskin made a crystal maze reference and all the zoomie commentors were baffled lol
The city's afraid of me.
when China colonises the moon they're gonna do a light show on it visible from earth every lunar new year
>>222364478they ain't gone do shit
>>222364478Advertisers are going to make giant ads on the moon that are visible from earth every night
wearing an eelwon't say how
>>222362704Lmao
>>222364225Lmao
>>222362673
watching the john wick films and thought they're good it's funny how keanu reeves literally just doesn't actit's not even bad acting, he's just standing and saying words
>>222364523>thought*though
Can't teach a old dog new tricks they always say. And I tell yall they were right.
>>222364521i look like this
American exceptionalism, as they all say
>>222362673Fuck it up fuck it up
>>222364545>>222364545>>222364545
poo
poo2
